Loot!

The gang finds rummages around some loot they stole from the Light Guard, and a secret is revealed

Sneaky Meers

A pirate queen explains to the gang their roles on the ship as Mears uses tradecraft to sneak through Crystal Bay right under the nose of law enforcement.

And I Have Face Blindness

After getting into full on melee with the army of the Light Guard some of the gang gets captured and have to match wits with their leader

I’ve Got a Sauce You Might Like to Taste

Now wanted criminals, the gang tries to sneak back to their hotel.

A Heartfelt Goodbye

Vyng does his best to communicate his feelings.

Tuk Cross Dressing

Tuk and Perell get cornered by an old bully and pull a Bugs Bunny move.

Ruby Tuesday

The gang meets a pirate queen, and attempt to negotiate with her*.

*Lie to her

To Old Times

Tuk runs into an old flame at a bar. Vyng is . . . vyng.

Someone’s Gonna Have to Have an Accident

After Billie accidentally takes a sleeping potion Tuk and Vyng get in a fight with the owner of an apothecary shop.

Rub A Dub Dub in the Tub of Love

Billie drives everyone insane with a catchy phrase.

Meers at the Grocery Store

As the gang creates mayhem elsewhere Meers goes grocery shopping and reminisces about a lost love.

Porn Scorpions

The party prepares a delicious dinner for two while discussing a Makaalan arachnid with a very… specific hunting style

Eagle

In the far off reaches of the Spirit World, Vyng and friends come face-to-face with the proudest of the proud: EAGLE

Respect Our Name

A fight gets personal and Billie calls on the ancient bond of name similarity

Saving Privateer Milton

Fat Billie puts it all on the line to save the life of Milton, the lamest pirate there ever was

Customs House

The description of a run-of-the-mill Customs House becomes nothing short of a mutiny

Pirate Party

The party blows off some steam with the roughest, toughest, ship-building-est scallywags this side of the Sea of Graves

The Pinewood Players Present

A group of enthusiastic youths performs a re-run of their favourite serial teen drama: Lone Tree Hill

All Raccoons Are Catholic

Vyng strikes up a conversation with a particularly emphatic raccoon as the gang bungles yet another stealthy operation

Nimble’s Gonna Live Foreva!

Everyone’s “favourite” ragamuffin gives the party some vital info

Brent’s Turnip Farmer

In an unprecedented event guest player Brent Constantine creates and voices his own NPC

Don’t you forget about Meers

The party helps their 14-year-old charge make an unforgettable impression on a teenaged crush