Season Nine: The Return

Aboard the Clearwater


Episode 1 – Everyone’s Doing Espionage

The gang takes to the seas on the historic Clearwater, and they quickly run afoul of the Bosun.

[Content Warning: Blowjobs, Boxes, Benedict]

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Episode 2 – Mutiny

The gang uncovers and attempts to foil a mutiny by planning a second, much more chaotic mutiny.

[Content Warning: Bruno, Pasta Favoritism, Ted]

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Episode 3 – Plunder

The gang deals with the aftermath of the mutiny in true pirate fashion…watery grave robbing.

[Content Warning: Moral Dilemmas, Driftwood Mechs, Grand Slams]

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Episode 4 – Ship in a Bottle

This episode is the fantasy equivalent of that one high school party where someone brought weed brownies and forgot to tell everyone.

[Content Warning: Wasp, Scorpion, Seathane]

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Episode 5 – Port Forefrost

The gang arrives at the legendary Port Forefrost and immediately runs afoul of some old enemies.

[Content Warning: Spoon Boys, Chase Scenes, Betrayal]

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Episode 6 – The Longest Night

Reeling from the revelation of Sweet Caroline’s true nature, the gang tries to get to the bottom of what’s happening in Forefrost.

[Content Warning: Reiki, Roof Sleeps, Cool Han Solo Types]

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Episode 7 – Bush Craft

Following a near fatal encounter with a demon, the gang charges headlong into a near fatal encounter with pirates.

[Content Warning: Horny Ornithologists, Probable Firearms, Stormin Norman]

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Episode 8 – Stormin’ Norman Wuz Here

As the gang penetrates deep into the heart of an ancient Lightguard fort in search of their friends, they (quite literally) stumble upon the secret to the history of the Coronette.

[Content Warning: World Building, Sharts(sp?), Genuine Threats]

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Episode 9 – Nature’s Price

…has finally been paid.

[Content Warning: Maniacal Laughter, A Human Dick and Balls, Endings]

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Episode 10 – You Have to Let Him Forget Me

The gang sets sail again for the frozen north with their new friend Oleander Dreyfus, and Vyng contends with his recent changes.

[Content Warning: Whopper, Blasted Pheasant, Great Big Ram, Sundry Clams]

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Episode 11 – The Grey

The party sails off the edge of the map and enters the infamous wall of fog north of the Sea of Graves known as The Grey. Here be monsters.

[Content Warning: Fishes Selfies, Black Parades, Snake Deals]

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Episode 12 – Sealing Deals

The gang continues to explore the island, and learn what makes travel through The Grey so deadly.

[Content Warning: Seal Clubbing, Walrus Face, Belly Flops]

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Episode 13 – Hybernia

The gang makes their way to the legendary island of Hybernia…and end up causing “an incident”.

[Content Warning: Fae Lore, Family Drama, Fuck Rock]

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Episode 14 – The Oval Council

Vyng gets some answers about his family, Billie makes a deal with a Faerie, and Tuk starts a fight with an elephant seal.

[Content Warning: Unprecedented Combat Trials, Obfuscatory Town Councils, Family Stuff]

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Episode 15 – You Guys Going On A Side Quest?

The gang treks through the forests of Hybernia on a fetch quest to get a flower for a strawberry…yep.

[Content Warning: Horny Kiwis, Litigious Berries, The Doll]

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Episode 16 – Nightmares

The gang finds themselves in the most dangerous and terrifying domain they’ve ever encountered…their own minds.

[Content Warning: War, Wolves, Kate Bush]

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Episode 17 – Judgement

Vyng contends with the ramifications of the judgement passed down by the Oval Council, and tries to figure out what this means for their quest.

[Content Warning: Jerkoffs Gun, Sounding Board, Bartholemew Theadore Tiddlywinks III Esq]

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Episode 18 – Don’t Hoard on Board

The gang is making an end run for the Frozen North but end up running afoul of some dangerous waters…and self destructive behavior.

[Content Warning: Enabling Behavior, Divorced Dads, Improper Disposal of Recycling]

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Episode 19 – I’m Coming For You

The gang makes landfall at the Frozen North, drawing ever nearer to Addernack Allwater’s tower.

[Content Warning: Awkward Goodbyes, Tempting Holes, Pantera]

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Episode 20 – All Day Breakfast

ALL DAY BREAKFAST

[Content Warning: ALL, DAY, BREAKFAST]

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Episode 21 – Ice Road Trekers

…the most dangerous road for the most dangerous men.

[Content Warning: Self Help Tapes, Red Bull, Cold Ranch Doritos]

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Episode 22 – Alas Poor Yorick

We arrive at Shear City and “enjoy” some northern “hospitality” for about 40 minutes before creating a major incident.

[Content Warning: Cold Stew, Fan Art Requests, The Consequences of Our Actions]

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Episode 23 – The Fanny Pack

The gang spends a nostalgic evening in their old fanny pack, and Vyng spends too much time trying to make Paella.

[Content Warning: Danger Room, Mind Palaces, Gale]

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Episode 24 – Sexual, Sexual, Sexual

…sexual, sexual, sexual…

[Content Warning: Sexual, Sexual, Sexual]

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Episode 25 – White Wedding

The gang gets a crash course in Maritime Matrimony.

[Content Warning: Stepmoms, Stepbrothers, Stepwives In Law]

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Episode 26 – Are You There Vyng? It’s Me, Gale

Tuk’s marriage ends about as quickly as you’d expect it to.

[Content Warning: Physically Traumatic Divorce Proceedings, Emotionally Confusing Goodbye Missives, Chores]

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Episode 27 – The Goblin’s Bath

As they near the tower of Addernack Allwater and the salvation of all living things the gang take a break to check out goblin fest.

[Content Warning: Guy Fieri Hair, Goblin Magic, Daytona Beach Vibes]

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Episode 28 – The Tunnel

The gang parleys with an emo wolf who helps them in their quest to get to the tower.

[Content Warning: Petty Fights, Incell Wolves, The Punishing Vastness of All of Time Stretched Out and Displayed Before a Puny Mortal Mind]

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Episode 29 – The Tower

We explore the tower of the oldest and most feared wizard in history, Addernack Allwater. Also, Maggie does a square dance.

[Content Warning: Books, Ball Rooms, Dance Based Challenges]

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Episode 30 – Morris Wadge, Master of Arcane Architecture

The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle’s boyfriend. Also they remember they’ve been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time.

[Content Warning: Angry Kissing, Lore Dumps, Arrogant Architects]

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Episode 31 – The Stalwart Son

The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back.

[Content Warning: Restaurant Closures, Bad Harmonies, Grade 6 Science Experiments]

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