Season Thirteen: Endings
Your road is coming to an end
Said the serpent to the king
The steps you take are numbered now
What will those footfalls bring
Episode 1 – The World is My Trust Fund

The gang do their best to heal their wounds and investigate the Gibbous Man’s plans…while dealing with an absolute dickhead.
[Content Warning: Hippies, Gas Lamping, Revelations]
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Episode 2 – All You Can Eat Ribs!

Tuk, Billie and Vyng face their greatest challenge to date….another library.
[Content Warning: Racist Libraries, $3.99 All You Can Eat Ribs, Giant Robot]
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Episode 3 – Never Stop, Never Stopping

The gang completes a password reset and fundamentally break the laws of causality.
[Content Warning: EXTREME LEVELS OF THAUMIC RADIATION]
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Episode 4 – A Fire Sale on Apples

The names change but the story stays the same.
[Content Warning: Obsessive Pomegranate Salesmen, Emotional Apple Salesmen, Crazy Ex Wives]
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Episode 5 – Fear and Loathing in Black Glass

“We were somewhere around Steamhaven on the edge of the desert when the drink began to take hold”
[Content Warning: Cheating Spouses, Racist Megafauna, Dom Telonge]
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Episode 6 – Masquerade

The gang bring plus ones to a wedding without clearing it with the bride and groom. Also the world is ending.
[Content Warning: Disney Copyright Infringement, Toxic Exes, Anime Stuff]
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Episode 7 – Spaghetti Western

Tuk sublimates his complicated feelings about being invited to his ex wife’s wedding into overeating pasta. Also we fight a bunch of demonically charged martial arts masters.
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[Content Warning: Elderly Abuse, Secret Ravioli, Cum Gutters]
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Episode 8 – Training Day

Tuk and Vyng work to make Meers hard in a steamy room.
[Content Warning: Misleading innuendo, Jack the Rippers, Flammable Bakeries]
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Episode 9 – Two Lone Wolves

The gang try to escape the orchestra, and a LOT of us say a bunch of VERY cool stuff. Like…SUCH cool stuff.
[Content Warning: Two Lone Wolves, Three Nameless NPCs, One VERY COOL Line]
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Episode 10 – Wedding Cake

The gang takes steps to disrupt Callum and Victoria’s wedding plans…and consistently get distracted by Vyng’s Cake
[Content Warning: Flat Asses, Accidental Boners, Theoretical Sex Scenes]
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Episode 11 – Speak Now…

After disrupting a wedding Vyng attempts regicide, Billie antagonizes a god, and Tuk gets bullied by priests.
[Content Warning: French Accents, Toxic Exes, Loose Genatalia]
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Episode 12 – The Night is Closing in My Friends

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And if we fall together…not one of us will die alone.
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