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The Cool Treat Kids throw a Project X level rager and need legal advice.
[Content Warning: Borbo’s Dad, DMCA Strikes, Cheese Hose]
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians. Abdullah here. Just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Speltmore Mall Brats Poorly kind of punched through the plaster is one of the communications tubes, as if it was recently haphazardly installed.
That's really funny. But it's got the little toggle with the flip cap on the end of it, but it's right there, ready to use. Pop. Okay, let's do it. So you're calling Borbo's dad. Borbo's dad, right. We're trying to get in touch with Borbo's dad. Yeah. So we can find Borbo. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Connect us with Borbo's dad, please. Mooshy mooshy. Yellow? Mr. Borbo's dad? Is that you? Is this the weird little kid that hangs out with my son? It's one of them. How'd you get this number?
How'd you get this tube? How'd you find my tube? I just asked for you. I said, give me Borbo's dad. All right. Well, where's Borbo? Oh, he's here. He's working. Oh. Is it all of you? Are you all screaming into this tube? Yeah, it's all of us. Oh, great. We really need to talk to him. Okay. We have a law emergency. Someone's breaking the law down here. We need a lawyer. Breaking the law. And we need somebody to defend them. Yeah. Actually, as a barrister, as a solicitor. Yeah.
Borbo's dad would never recommend you talk to the cops. Don't say a word, children. If security shows up, don't talk to him. Shut your mouths. We need him to come down fast, though, because what if security shows up? What are we going to say? Oh, my God. Oh, no. I can feel myself turning. I can feel myself turning state's witness. Son, don't do that. Son. Our lips are so loose, though. No. I'm going to say the things that I saw.
I feel like one security guard's going to be really nice, and the other one's going to be mean. Don't fall for that, kids. It's a classic trick. But I want to tell the nice one stuff. You know what? This sounds pretty serious. I'm coming down myself. I'll be right there. Yeah, you got to roll something if you want to convince him. Can I roll? Yeah. It's a- I think you sufficiently pitched this situation to be very serious. Sway. Sway. So this is risky standard. And I, yeah, just get two.
Here we go. Two. It's one and a two. Holy shit. Fuck. That's bad. That's really bad. Oh, my God. That's bad. Fucking God. Whoa. How do we aid? So the consequences, I mean, you can spend, it's all stress related. Yeah, I can't spend any more stress or I'll take drama. I'll be out of the job. I can. I can avoid some stress. Can I give him stress? Yeah. Can I get him to roll? Let me just remind myself. I got to look it up. Also, remember, we're using the new deep cut rules for trauma, drama.
So you're not taken out. Oh. It just affects you immediately. Yeah. And then it's still, you still have the negative consequence of your trauma is one higher. Because remember, if it gets to four. You're out. You retire. Yeah. You're gone. I don't know that I want to take drama yet. Yeah, that's fine. That makes sense. I feel like I'm not ready for it. Not in this situation. You still barely explored the Batman phase of your life. Yeah. It's mainly because people don't like it when I do.
I can hear that voice. So you can give, you can assist a teammate by taking one stress and giving them plus one die, which we've determined we can do all this stuff after the fact. We're not that hard-minded about it. Please, please help me. I'm taking the stress to give one die. Thank you. I'm so sorry I failed. How do you convince the dad? Yeah. How do you assist him with this? I tell him that we, it's to do with music law. It's copyright law. Mm-hmm.
And Borbo as a musician would know more about it. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. So he's going to come, sure, but bring Borbo. It's very important. Yeah. That makes sense. What a great learning opportunity. This is a great chance to show your boy. Yeah. Yeah, totally. We got a DMCA copyright notice. You're right. Which actually, I literally just got an email from Pickaxe yesterday. We got a DMCA copyright notice. For singing, dancing in the moonlight. Oh, shit. Really? Who's for that? Her snakes?
Even though we like literally. We'd mangled it, but I think they're robots founded. Yeah. You know what that means, Jessica, is that you and I did such a good job singing, dancing in the moonlight that they thought it was the real version. Yeah. Snakes in the moon. That one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, two of these voices suck, but the rest of them are good, but the other two are really good.
I also, in terms of assisting, I do like the idea that whoever spends the stress to assist rolls it because it's you jumping in. Yeah. Do it. Yeah. Please. Five. Five. Five. Okay. So partial success. Partial success. Partial success. Yeah. You know what, kids? All right. You're right. If this is music related, copyright related, that's the kind of thing that my boy's really passionate about.
But I am the senior barrister, so I should come with him, but he'll come down and we'll be there to help you out. Okay. Tell him to bring his key tower and rah-rah. Where are we going? Wait, who? He'll know where to go. Yeah. And we cut to Borb's office and he's like, They didn't tell me where they were. That's the partial success. It's going to take him a while to find you.
It's so funny because we're in the rich part of the mall, so I like thinking that they go outside the condo and they're like, I don't know where to go. But then they see this like havoc happening at a house. It's got to be over there. Like Project X level party happening at Jim Z. Coplington's house. It's got to be there. It's currently being TP'd and sprayed with cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sprayed with cheese. Whatever. Whatever.
Two of the hot meat boys are like, they have buckets and they're like, I got it out of the Rio Caso. And then they have those like pump spray things that you use. Cheese. Everybody open your mouths. The kids open the front window and they're spraying cheese into everyone's mouth. Like a big mom is jumping across it like it's a hose. Like a hose. Full of cheese. Okay. So again. This is the best night of my life! Oh.