Episode 4 – The Wallowing Sow

What's going on, Spoutlorians? That's the name that we came up for you. You don't have to explain it. I'm doing it, because the show's name is Spoutlore, and you as a citizen are an Ian of it. I'm your Game Master, Sean O'Hara. With me, as always, players Paul, Abdul, and Jessica. Hi. Left to right, as they are seated in front of me. Always, every single time. More of a squat. More of a, it's like, yeah, we're just kind of all squatted in a circle. Yeah. And this is Spoutlores. Around a podcast.

Rick. It's like if we're warming our hands. We record this outdoors. Oh, I like that. Welcome to Spoutlore. We record this outdoors. More outdoor stuff. I hope you can hear me over the wind in the trees. Yeah, and, you know, we've got a big pile of kindling. We've got a fresh kill roasting on the fire, and we're here to make-believe just for you. Gather round, friends, let me tell you a tale of three heroes, noble and bold. A brute, a druid, and a thief who is but nine years old.

You know them by name, you know them by deed. Their quests are famously daring. So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute. He knows not his home. He loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief. His tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best and brightest. They may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts.

So gather round, friends, and listen close, for the tale's about to start. Previously on Spout Lore. Oh, if you're looking for a place to stay, there ain't no finer accommodations in all of Mudlark than the wallow in Sal. Have you guys been having troubles with mire frogs recently? Oh. Oh, man. When haven't we been having troubles with mire frogs? We're mercenaries for hire. Mercenaries? In Mudlark? Oh, you're the mayor? Yeah. Fat Billy wants to hug the mayor.

I took a little metallic wallet, that sort of thing. Oh, like a little metal case. Yeah. We come on behalf of the lord of these swamps and the king of all frogs, Emperor Borgulch. I walk up and show them my gills. Let's ask the mayor if he wants to talk to these guys. Did he leave? As you turn around to look in the alleyway that he was, you just see a mayor-shaped cloud of dust. You almost never see that in real life. Nobody wants a war here, especially against frog people. Borgulch wants war.

Okay, we'll get you a meeting with the mayor. What happened? He wants you to wait in a closet for five to 10 days. Is five to 10 days excessive? Yeah. What should I … Okay. Maybe. Maybe until sunset tomorrow. That sounds more fantasy. Or it's war, they said. War? Well then, I am a patriot if nothing else. The fate of the hot dog festival … I forgot that's what the stakes are. The hot dog festival goes well. It's not like … It's like 95% of their economy, isn't it? All right, cool.

We've done a pretty good job of taking over this town. Yeah. We have this town at least still sun up. Yeah. So, should we do something about the frog? Yeah. The frog war? Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Well, I'm going to go swim over to the swallowing sow. Billy, we should get you like a wheelchair or something to pull you out of the mud. It's fine. The tide came in. Do you want us to carry you? No. I'm already the way I am. I'm just going to steal a wheelbarrow and put Billy in it.

All right, there's just a wheelbarrow. Let's go. Okay. There's just a wheelbarrow on its side. Yeah. It's the same kid as put … I would rather swim. Wait, that same … I would rather swim. Wait, that same 13-year-old kid is pushing the wheelbarrow? Yeah, he walks by and he's got a bunch of pumpkins and a wheelbarrow. Yeah. They're just like, hey, give me that fucking wheelbarrow. And he dumps a bunch of pumpkins and he runs away. Go get it, Billy. Fine. You're like a pumpkin now.

Yeah, you get to eat the rest of the pumpkins that are in this wheelbarrow. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. I don't like pumpkins. They're not even cooked. Let's go to the inn and make a plan. Yeah, we need to know what we're going to do with this town. We have the entire town for the night. We should try to get some information about the …

Let's go see if we can find out about Emperor Morgulch. Yeah, and also just general information. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So you guys head towards the Wallowing Sow, which is probably the biggest building in the center of town. It's a two-story, sagging, clapboard-looking building, but it's got nice glass windows. Yeah. It's a two-story, sagging, clapboard-looking building, but it's got nice glass windows. Yeah. It's a two-story, sagging, clapboard-looking building, but it's got nice glass windows.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So you guys head towards the Wallowing Sow, which is probably the biggest building in the center of town. It's a two-story, sagging, clapboard-looking building, but it's got nice glass windows and stuff like that, and one of those cool doors that swings in and out, like the, weep, weep, like a saloon door. Oh, cool. Glass windows. Pretty fancy. I mean, he's not wrong. Glass windows. Primo. Yeah. Can I go in there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I go through the saloon doors first? Yep. Thank you. That was pretty cool. I've always wanted to walk through those. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out. He's, wait, he goes back out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Hey, wait. I did it again. You're a piano player. Yeah. Can you stop playing piano? Just listen, listen. Yeah, stop. Hold on. When my friend walks in, can you stop playing piano? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Okay, cool.

Guys, over there. Just for a second. For a second. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I gotta go back in. Yeah, the music stops. Everybody turns. Was that okay? You tell me. Cool door, guys. The orcs go back to playing cards. The piano player starts playing a jaunty tune. Billy, you look hungry, bud. I'm miserable. What? Billy hasn't eaten in at least 12 hours. Yeah, we gotta get this boy some food. Yeah. I'm inches from death. Yeah, you can smell the sense of hot meats and stews and breads on the air.

There's an older woman behind the bar. She's got shoulder length, kind of like coppery hair. She's just pouring drinks and talking to people and having a grand old time. Excuse me, miss? Yeah, hon. How's it going? You wouldn't be Maggie, would you? Oh, you bet I am. Maggie Kolzak, welcome to the Wallow and Sow, boys. Hey, Maggie. Nice to meet you. Oh, thank you. Take a seat anywhere. I'll be around in a tick. Oh, okay. Cool, thanks. How long is the tick, though, you guys?

Yeah, that could be a long time here. How long do you usually take? It usually takes like two or three minutes. How long does the tick take? So, three hours later, she comes to you. No. Billy. No. No. Billy's just denying that. Billy needs to eat now. I'm gonna go through some garbage, I think, or … Billy. She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. She's coming. Billy. She's coming over. I need it. You saw a pile of garbage on the side of the building. There's nuts on the bar.

Do you want some of these nuts? I want anything. Okay. I see a waiter take someone's half-eaten food away, and I'm like, I'm gonna get that. You're gonna go for that? I'm getting it. Okay, so you see the waiter take some … Perfectly good. Bust some plates … Perfectly good. Walking into the back. Yeah. But behind the bar and through into the … Where you assume they cook the food. Yes. Are you following? Oh, yes. Billy's following. All right. So, yeah. I think it's a 2D6.

It's a 2D6 plus dexterity. Well, I … So it's a five. A five? All right, yeah. Mark an experience point. You kind of creep behind the bar in your little raccoon skin. You feel like a big, heavy hand on your shoulder. You get turned around and looking into this gross, wrinkly, scarred face, like missing teeth. I'd have a word with you, boar. Okay, I jump into the situation. Oh, you see this happening? Yeah. Billy's like, I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this.

I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. Billy's like, I'm gonna get this. Oh, you see this happening? Yeah. Billy creeped away. Have you been just watching him … Yeah. Billy got up and he was like, I'm gonna go sneak into the kitchen. We were like, okay, we're gonna watch that happen. We were gunning for him. There's a pretty big dude just grabbed Billy.

Okay, I run up behind that guy and I grab him by the waist. By the waist. We were like, hey. Just because I'm not thinking. Really. We were just like, get away from my friend. I come in, hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? Try and calm everything down. Hey, I whisper it into his ear. I get really close to him, and I touch my chest to his back. I'm like, hey. All right, you do that, and he jerks up, and he swings an elbow back towards your face. What do you do? I block it. I block the elbow.

You block the elbow? All right, that's going to be. Okay, so he blocks the elbow from behind. He's got to roll for this. You guys are. Okay, roll. Okay, so that's going to be a defy danger. How are you blocking? Are you just full on trying to stop? Yeah, because he's got his hands on his waist. He's reaching around out of a reaction, so I'm just trying to calm the situation down. All right, so that'll be a defy danger strength, because it sounds like you're trying to block by just stopping him.

Yeah. Yeah, all right, so that's a strength. I got an 11. An 11? Holy moly. Yeah. So, yeah, he swings the elbow back. I turn my arm into a rhinoceros's arm. Okay, maybe not. I mean, that's pretty dope. Oh, wait, no. That's a different roll. That's a different roll, yeah. And you're also from the frozen north. Yeah, there's frozen rhinoceros, right? Yeah. Tusks of ice. Ice horns, yeah. Ice what? You've never seen an ice? They're covered in hair, and they have ice horns. Dude, yeah. Whoa, cool.

I'm trying to be the one that, like, you know, I got to be the GM. I got to, like, run things, but sometimes, like, when you guys mention, like, a cool fantasy thing, like, I'm a 13-year-old kid again, where I'm just like, that's so cool. I just got an ice horn. Ice horn rhinoceros, yay. Okay, but, yeah. So you just, like, pow, like Bruce Lee. Yeah, I think of my arm as arm. That's what I do when I don't actually change into things. Rhydon Dosser arm. Boom. Yeah, and you stop him. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. And I'm like, hey, everybody, calm down. And so the orientation is as follows. I've grabbed his hip. He put his arm back, and then Ving came up behind me, and so he's pressed against me from behind. Holding his arm. Holding the guy's arm, and he put his other hand on my hip. So it's like a sandwich now. And, like, we're all struggling and rubbing. Yeah, he's struggling. He's like, what's this? What's going on? What are you? Hey, I just want to. Just let go of Billy.

We'll let go of you. Everyone calm down and have a conversation for once. And I'm going like. Okay, that's going to be. Just to, like, freak him out. That'll be charisma, because he's like, he's Raryn. You got to calm this guy down. All right, everybody just chill out. Three. Plus one. Four. Just chill out. Four? All right. Well, I just feel because any time you tell somebody to relax, like, hey, relax. It's never going to work. That's all that happens. Makes it matter.

So what happens is, like, get your hands off me. And he, like, swings his head back right into Tacoma's, like, face. Oh, fuck. And could you roll a D6? Three. Three. So you take three damage, except I think you have one armor. Mm-hmm. So it's two damage. So he just kind of, like, swings his head back in his skull, hits you right in the nose. Does his skull then go back in my. Because I'm behind him. I mean, sure. If you want to also take three damage. I don't.

Then he's like, get your hands off me. Can I just start kicking everywhere? Just like, I'm so mad. The power of my hunger is, like, giving me as much strength as I can possibly ever have. All right, yeah. So you're just wriggling out with your strength? Yeah, yeah. All right. Maybe strength wasn't the best idea. No, it's still. Nine. Nine, great. Wait, that's ten. I know, but my strength is minus one. It's my weakest. You're a wee child. Great. So, yeah, you wriggle around and you, like, kick.

Mm-hmm. And you uncenter his grab on your arm, I guess. Or, like, you just kick him the right way that he drops you and you hit the ground. And what's some of your inventory? Oh, I have dungeon rations. So. So, three uses left. I have a dagger, three throwing dagger. No, two throwing daggers and adventuring gear. Okay. So you kick out of his hand and you kind of land on your back on your, like, little satchel bag. And you feel something crack and, like, shatter.

So mark a use off of your adventuring gear. Okay. Because something in there just, like, broke. Yeah, so they're still struggling, I guess. And this dude's trying to get away now. He's, like. He's just out of here. Well, I'm going for the plates, the foods. Really? Yeah. You're just ditching? All right. No, this is. This is. All right, cool. They didn't have to. So you're just running into the kitchen? I'm going to, like. I'm going to. Like, because he let go of Billy, so he's out of center.

So I'm going to push forward. Uh-huh. So he goes straight into the ground. And I'm on top of him. And then Ving is on my back. All right. I guess that's a defied injury strength. Just to make him, like, tap out. Yeah. Just going to make him tap out. Yeah. I'm going to whisper in his ear. I'm going to say, tap out, motherfucker. Tap the fuck out. Defied injury strength, I guess. Because are you. Unless you're trying to, like. Unless you're trying to do damage to him.

Like, are you trying to fuck him up? No, no, no. Just, like, hold him down. Okay. So that we. Like, we can make him tap out. And then. Okay. Talk. And then talk. So that's a defied injury strength. Yeah. So would you roll? Tap out and talk. This is six, seven, eight. Nine, ten. Nine, ten. Nine, ten. All right. Yeah. That's an unmitigated success. So you. And let me do it? Let me do it. All right. Describe it. Okay. Like, so Billy runs away. Yeah. Guy's off balance.

So, and he's hit me in the face. And my eyes. Oh, I'll do it like this. My eyes are all crying and shit. And I'm like, fuck. Well, you're crying? Yeah. Oh, because he hit you in the face. In the nose, yeah. Not because my feelings were hurt when he punched me. No, because I'm scared and alone. So I. Ving is behind me. And I've got my. Hands around his waist. So I push forward. And get this guy on the ground. And he's struggling. Because he wants to get out from under these two dudes.

And I'm like, no, motherfucker. Stop. Let go. Stop struggling. Let. Just tap out, buddy. Just tap out, bro. He's. He's trying to tap out. But you've got both of his arms restrained. Tap out, man. Tap out. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Tap out. Get off me. Get off me. I'm sorry. So he like, wriggles out. We all get up. And I help him up. Yeah, you help him up. And me on your back. Yeah, Ving is just holding on. You carry a lot of stuff on your back.

Meanwhile, Billy, you're in the kitchen area. Mm hmm. Alone, unsupervised. Awesome. You see the dude like kind of putting the the dude putting. Yeah, there's like a pile of plates with like half eaten meals on. Oh, and you're just going for that. Oh, yeah. I'm going to… Are there like little counters that I can kind of… I'm going to scuttle alongside. It's like waist height for a normal person, so it's twice as tall as you. I'm pretty fast crawling, so I'm going to do that.

I'm going to hunch down and I'm going to crawl. Yeah, we're going to get another roll for the 2d6 decks. Okay. Because there's a couple kitchen staff in here. It's like Jurassic Park. It's like, yeah, it's like they're trying to get the pots and pans. So, eight. Eight, great. So, read the tricks of the trade. What does it say? I still do this, but the GM will offer two options between suspicion, danger, or cost. Suspicion, danger, or cost.

Okay, so you scurry up onto the counter and there's just… Potato wedges. There's a plate of potato wedges with some sauce just right there in front of you, ready to be eaten. All right. But you're pretty sure by looking at the two kitchen staff that are in here… That they're going to turn around and see you at any second. If you eat these, they will see you. But if you just leave them, you can hide and they won't see you. I'm going to grab them. For sure.

So, you're just like shoving them in your mouth? I grab, like I use all my fingers and I grab like 10 of them, like through my fingers. And I'm just like, perfect. And then I'm going to run away because I know they're going to see me. Yeah, so as… I'm just like, yummy, yummy, yummy. As you're like running with two fistfuls of potato wedges, they see you and they go, hey, stop! And they start running towards you. What do you do? I'm going to run back towards Ving and tuck.

Okay, so what's the situation with you two and the guy? And tap out, we're having a talk now. Look, I just wanted to talk to the kid. I didn't want this to be a whole thing. What do you have to say to that kid? If you want to talk to him, you talk to us first. What I got to say to that kid… It's the mayor. What? I don't… No, no. I just… What I got to say to this kid is between he and I. Well, you do not have audience with that kid then, if you won't tell us.

Do you understand how fucking weird that sounds? You? You and a strange old man want to be alone with this child. I wouldn't trust you if you didn't have scars on your face. Yeah, and that little boy is one of the most kind, trustworthy people I have ever met. And the doors burst open and Billy's running out with two fistfuls of potato wedges. He's being chased by a dude in a chef's hat with a big wooden spoon. He's like, get out of here, you little scamp!

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Can Billy run up one of our bodies? Is that physically possible? Like a little wreck here? That's true, yeah. You curl around his shoulders with your tail. Yeah. I'm going to do that. I run on to Tuck and I latch onto his neck, but also eating still. I make sure I can reach. There's a lot of potato grease and blood on my face. All right, yeah, and the spoon guy is just like, get out of here. Go on, get out. Get out of here. We'll pay for those.

Don't worry about it. Okay. Just make a roll. You've got to convince him. Okay. Just chill out. I got five. Five, no, nothing? With your charisma? Oh, yeah, six. Okay, so that's a six. Oh, five. Anybody want to aid to make it not a failure? Six. All right. Six. Plus what? His bond, yeah. Eight. Eight. All right. You guys, just relax. It's a potato wedges. All right, yeah, I'll relax if you get out of here right now. We have words with this creepy old guy. I don't care if you got words.

You get the words outside. You go. You get out of here. You go. Go get. Okay. Billy, you get us kicked out of every restaurant we go into. I was so hungry, you guys. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I was so hungry. I'm going to go back to Red Robin now. They said the fries were endless. They lied to us. So you guys are kind of hustled outside. With this guy. With the guy. With Wrinkles. Gross.

I don't want to be seen with this guy in public. Hey, kid. Can we talk? Yeah, we can all talk. Supervised, maybe. This is a savvy kid. Stranger danger. I'm not going anywhere with you. All right. All right. Come on. Come on. Where is he pointing to? He's nodding to just away from crowds. Okay. Okay. And he walks you through to a side street. Should we roll a discern realities? Okay. Can I size them up while we're walking over to that secret place? Okay. Sure.

That he wanted to take this child to. Six plus. What is it plus? Wisdom. So six. If anybody wants to. If anyone wants to aid. The aid. I'll eat them. I'll eat them. Sizing them up. Okay. Nine plus two. Eleven. Eleven. Yeah. So you get your plus one. So that's a seven. So how are you helping him size this guy up? I'm asking him. We're like whispering to each other while we're following him. What are you whispering? So what do you think of this fucking guy? I recognize his dress as being of that.

That of the people who come from the far west. Oh, okay. Well, what? Okay. So with a seven to nine, you get one question from the list on discern realities. What happened here recently? What is about to happen? What should I be on the lookout for? What here is useful or vulnerable to me? Who's really in control here? And what here is not what it appears to be? Okay. So. I want to know who's really in control. Okay. Wait. Who's really in control? Batman. Everybody in the town.

So he's like walking and you see on his like forearm. He has a. Dark tattoo. It's like a bar, like a thick bar with six smaller lines coming off of it. You remember seeing a few other people in town with that tattoo. Hmm. You get the idea that they're all. Part of this cult. Part of something. Okay. Okay. Well, I think that you see that tattoo on that guy's arm. Yeah. I saw that other guy with that other tattoo. Yeah. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a band. You think they're in a band? You think they'd be into jamming together or something? No, nobody wants to jam with you. Okay, cool. All right, so he turns and he's like, Bless you, Billy, bless you. Oh, big Billy three. I think I'm allergic to potatoes. Sorry. Billy, are you allergic to potatoes? Maybe. Maybe. Does anyone have an epiphan? Does anyone not have potatoes?

That's all we have. So he turns and he's like, Y'all are heading into the swamp, right? Talk to the frogman. Yeah, that's tomorrow, yeah. I represent someone with business interests in the town. And the frogman took something that belonged to my employer. What? You'll know it when you see it. Are you fucking kidding me? All right, fine. We're going to get an emperor frog. We're done. Everything's going to seem like something we've never seen before.

When you head into that swamp, just keep your eyes out. A couple days ago, we were digging in the mud, and we found something, a little stone box. And just as we were getting ready to pack up our operation for the day, the frogman hit our encampment, took the box into the swamp, and we ain't seen it since. Now, we ain't seen it since. We haven't had much time to go back into the swamp and get this box. If you could retrieve it for us. He wants to steal this box? Not in so many words.

They stole it from us. You'd merely be reclaiming it. Why would we do that? We'd make it worth your while. Now we're talking. Our rate seems to be five gold coins a day. Done. Nice. Payment on delivery of the box. Dope. All right. All right. Muckraker greatly appreciates your help. Your name is Muckraker? You speaking third person? My name is not Muckraker. I represent… You guys ain't never worked for a cartel before? Oh, yeah, totally. You have? For sure.

I worked one time for a guerrilla cartel. Billy, it seems like you've worked for a cartel. I've worked for a cartel. You're blinking a lot. This kid's blinking a lot. I feel like… You're lying to me. No, he just has dry eyes, man. I just have allergies. I have hay fever. He's allergic to potatoes. Wait, what's your name? My name's… Greg. Oh, cool, Greg. Yeah, just Greg Adams. Oh, dope. Yeah, my family's not from around here. Yeah. You guys notice everybody here has weird names?

Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. My name's Ving Vang Zumba. I met someone named Dick. Vang Zumba. Foulsmith. Foulsmith. I've been telling people my name's Mud Muggins just to fit in. Sounds like the name of a dog. It does. I had a dog named Mud. I thought it was a good way to… Why are we talking about this? We named the dog Indiana. You guys find this box and my employer will rework you. I don't think we can say no to this. Why did you want to talk to just me? I saw you lift that thing off the mayor.

Oh. And? I figured you had a particular set of skills when it comes to reclamation. Also, you're expendable. So, yeah, end of the session, we'll deal with a little bit of the end of session stuff. Can I have the special moves sheet? Yeah. Oh, here. Yeah, this is just one that says special moves. Great. So, at the end of the session, choose one of your bonds that you feel is resolved. I'm maternally protective of Fat Billy. Do you continue to be maternally protective?

Yeah, we jumped on that guy when he grabbed Billy. We were very protective. Yeah, so that hasn't changed. Oh, I see. Yeah, so once that is, like, not the case anymore. Well, it does say maternally. I don't know. Have you been nursing Billy? But you could turn into, I don't know, maybe you could turn into some sort of female animal and nurse him. No, don't do that. That's weird. None of my bonds were resolved. Okay, no resolved bonds. No. Okay, so… Answer these three questions as a group.

Did we learn something new and important about the world? Yes. What? That the head of the cartel is named Mudraker. Muckraker. Muckraker, and everyone that works for the cartel has that weird tattoo. Yeah, okay, cool. And also, we kind of took over a town for a couple of days. That's not something you learned. That's something you did, which was cool. Yeah, so, but yeah, that's true. You guys learned, you learned about Muckrakers. And the cartel. And the cartel. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That was a fun experience. Did we overcome a notable monster or enemy? No. We kind of overcame municipal bureaucracy. So, we'll work on that. Democracy. Did you loot a memorable treasure? Not really. No. Okay, cool. Well, Billy got those potato wedges that sent him into an apocalyptic shock. To be honest, they weren't really memorable. I'll write that on Yelp. All right. Well… We… We… We… I'll carve that into the Yelp stone outside of the inn. Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting. Great.

So, that leads to the next question. Did anybody complete their alignment? Billy, your alignment, I believe, is putting appetite before all. Yeah, I did. So, mark an experience for completing your alignment. Anybody else? Am I chaotic good or chaotic neutral? I don't think I chose… I don't think there is one. You're not either. It's just chaotic good. Okay. Or chaotic or neutral, I think, are the two choices. Oh, I see. So, you're chaotic. Is she a good one? Convention of the Civilized World.

Did I… When I grabbed that guy around the waist and whispered in his ear, did that count? No. It was a fight? If you did that as, like, a method of greeting, maybe. All right. But I did… That's not a normal fight move, right? I don't know. Have you watched, like, some WWE or whatever? What about all the times that I terrorized that 13-year-old boy by yelling at him? That seemed normal. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I think when it happens, we'll know. Okay. You know what I mean?

If we want to have to grasp one. If we miss a convention, we'll be like, yup, you did it. It'll stand. So, not this time. Paul? I didn't help anything or anyone grow. All right. One day. Yeah. Okay. Maybe together. Great. So, yeah. We're planning those deeds together. We'll pick this up next session. All right. This has been Spout Lore. We have been playing Dungeon World by Adam Coble and Sage LaTorah, which you can find at dungeon-world.com.

I have been your Game Master, Sean O'Hara, and we've been playing with Jessica. I'm covered in piss. Paul. We won't record this one. And Abdul. I think we've been recording this whole time. Thanks to Hecklers for letting us use the upstairs Hecklers lounge for recording. Thank you to Aaron Reed for our amazing theme music. And, yeah. Thanks for listening. And so ends the tale of Adventures 3, who tried the best they can. Though dumb and scared and lost they be. For time's abreast in revelry.

And though our journey may be like a conclusion. We will not leave you without a resolution. Return next week to hear some more. Whilst you commute or do your chores. And free yourself. You ungladly spell no. You ungladly spell no. You ungladly spell no.