Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 14

Uh and clover you see you see seamus and the hot meat boys walking down the aisle kind of far away from you but seamus is you know catching a glimpse at you every once in a while hey guys there's seamus is he looking at me yes yeah what does he look like does he look sad yeah I mean yeah he actually does oh really yeah he looks kind of pensive like he's thinking really hard harder than he's maybe ever thought before looking at the ground a lot and looking at you he's clenching a a tube of diarrhea yogurt and he hasn't had any of it it's just oozing out all over his hand I like that uh fenton calls it diarrhea yogurt not realizing that he is lactose intolerant yeah he thinks that everybody gets diarrhea when they eat yogurt he loves those yogurts so weird he usually eats them really fast I mean like just when I do see him not that I like used to like look from far away or anything uh anyway we put I put my hand on and clover's hand yeah and I'm like clover you don't have to lie to us if you're having a bad night you could just say you're having a bad night okay I was just I was just trying to be strong you know you are strong yeah there's a lot of strength and weakness too especially when you get to do it around your chest and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and um and like maybe if I'd worn something like mindy he would have been so ashamed uh and as you say I should have worn something like mindy you get bopped in the side of the head by her parasol she's trying to close it I'm so sorry somebody behind her's like down in front close your fucking umbrella who the fuck brings an umbrella to a goddamn concert we're in a mall you idiot somebody's yelling at your date franklin hey why don't you shut up why don't you shut up close your stupid parasol you get down here and close the parasol why don't you get up here and tell tell me if you've closed the parasol yet hold my diarrhea to yogurt and he starts climbing over the thing oh my god all right he's fired up get up to who's yelling it's uh it's one of the wild nogs oh oh and they all all of them are have the shirts off and each one has a different letter my alchemical there's romance there's a shit ton of them he gets up he didn't know it's like you see he's got it yeah one of them's got like a c on his chest and you're like why and then you see the rest of the letters and you're like oh fuck it's a reveal where they all from the central c take off their shirts it's just from the letter c fills in my alchemical romance I guess we would see this happen as franklin's halfway up climbing up the rose so we're like fuck and the guy in front is he's flexing his tiny little like 13 year old bicep and he's got a drawing that he drew with markers of a pig drinking eggnog and he's like what do you want I want you to just relax and take back what you said to my date roll this will be risky standard three that's a failure wait is this suspicion clock still going oh yeah shit yeah so you've still got you've got three ticks left on suspicion I mean like this could just be that franklin is going to be a failure I'm not going to making trouble so security is becoming more aware.

That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to take two to unless you resist it. You can always resist it and make it one take instead. It's going to cost two stress. You've only got one stress too. Yeah. I could take some stress for this. Okay. Okay. So I'll only fill in one tick. You're two ticks away from security catching wise that you guys are up to something. So they just get each other's face and they're doing it quietly and darting their eyes to security.

And some of the other wild dogs are like, shut the fuck up. Shut up. Get back to your seat. And security's like, hey, hey. You see so close. And as you guys hear hey, and you look over and you see a crisp button down security shirt with a badge that looks homemade and you see the embroidery, the poor embroidery of a hawk. Oh, no. Oh, no. And you just see the back of the shirt and you see two thumbs pointing down at the hawk. And I slink down below the people that are in front of the wild dog.

This is basically a movie theater. Just so sticky. There's nobody that cleans up. Actually, yeah, there's not enough staff in the mall to keep this place clean. It's basically just ancient cruft like this stuff has been here for hundreds of years. You actually find a coin that looks ancient. Cool. Pick it up. It crumbles to dust in your hand. I'm going to erase that you blow as you're watching. You blow and a tile reveals ancient writings that reveal a prophecy. It crumbles to dust.

Oh, so close to prophecy. Finding more stuff. You see a hole in the ground and you go over it and there's an echoing chamber and you hear release me. And then a piece of gum falls in the hole and seals it up. Damn it. Just. I think it was the hole. It was a tiny little hole that you put your ear to and you could hear the howling winds of a deep, dark cave. A buried kingdom. Oh my God. This is awesome. So cool. Under the amphitheater.

We forget to talk about this is a fantasy world and that you're in an ancient wizard built facility. Yeah. What was the high spear ball before the high spear is a wizard tower that was used for things that we have never examined.

There's also a wizard built chocolate factory that has since broken down, but the mall itself from what we've all been able to tell has always been a place of like commerce because remember there are those like they don't work anymore, but like the floating elevators, right? That kind of move around. So, you know, I'm not sure. Over time, as we reached this like kind of post apocalypse, people came to live in the mall because it was safe. Yeah. So Franklin, you slink back down.

You see Danny, the hawk to Berna. All he did to get you guys to quiet down was point at the hawk that he's embroidered on the back of his shirt and you see him whip around and he goes, that's right. You see his mustache freshly combed. And like little eagles wings. Oh, yeah. It looked like a little. Yeah. This guy. I respect him. I respect him and how much I don't respect him knows even his comb over is intimidating. Wow. Yeah.

So you come back down and you see the wild knocks are like giving you the eyes, but they shut up. I flip him a bird. You get 24 pairs of hands coming up to flip you the birds wide eyed and many is like thanks for standing up for me. Franklin anything for you, Mindy. I mean, I don't know. It's not that I can't. It's not like I care really, but thank you. Thank you. You're welcome.

And she, uh, she does that thing where she kind of like crawls her hand over to you and she, she tries to hold your hand.