Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 30

Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Okay, so then we will do the engagement roll. Your approach is definitely transport, carry cargo or people through danger.

And we know the route, which is straight through the mall from here to the Wild Nog's Creamery. And the means is the Wild Nog's Terrain Bikes. Sweet. So you got two dice for this engagement roll. Who's rolling them? I'll roll it. Okay. Engagement. Activate. Fenton Beasley, form of a bike convoy. One and three. Oh my God. Shit. Darn. So you're in a desperate position when the action starts. Cool. I think we've got, you know, you're gathered at the base of the stairs. The convoy is set up.

There's like 10 bikes with terrains full of cream. Some of them have like wagons attached to the back with like even more terrains. Who's on whose bike? I'm in the back of one of the wagons. Nice. Yep. I got the pool noodles with me. Sweet. Where's Franklin? He's on a bike with no terrains. It's going to be hovering. They can go up and go around. He's more mobile. Cool. He's on pegs. He put pegs and he's facing the opposite way. Oh. So he's like ready for a fight. So you're facing backwards?

I'm facing backwards. While someone is biking? Okay. With all my like candy gear on. So cool. I thought you meant that you were driving. You were like piloting a bike backwards. Backwards. And I was like, well, now hold on. How does this work? And where's Fenton? Fenton is at the front of the charge wearing an all red full body suit with a guitar that's got a flamethrower on the front of it. So you're on a lands bike. Yeah. For sure. A lands at the front. I'm in the basket of a lands bike. Oh.

I love it. In the basket with a little guitar. A ukulele. A little ukulele. With a sparkler stuck in the end of it. Yeah. This is the kid version. This is the kid version of Mad Max Fury. Yes. So this is a land like turns back and he's like, all right, wild dogs. We ride. And they put their swimming goggles on. They all put their swimming goggles on and a land holds his fist up and you hear all the kids go. With their mouths. That's my bikes.

And some of them are like, you see them taking playing cards and like pegging them to the spokes of their things. So cool. Yeah. Putting like fingerless gloves on. Yeah. All of them put their helmets on and clasp them on and make sure they're tight and they fit properly and they all go by and they knock each other's helmets to make sure that everybody's being safe. Safety is cool. Fed says with two vampire teeth in his mouth. Definitely risking choking to death. So a land. Yeah.

Holds his fist up. And I think a land is also like, this is how we do it, boys. Yeah. This is how we get. Our honor back. It's a sore day. A red day. Air the sun rises. We are fast. Fast. We are furious. Furious. He goes, wild dogs. Ho. And then two other kids throw the double doors open and you go. And then everybody rides out into the mall proper. You fucking hit it hard. You're going strong. Streamers flying. Fenton playing so much ukulele so fast. Wait. There. There.

Festival happening it's a pretty like chill festival it's not like heavily attended it's not heavily attended they're sort of like it's kind of winding down it's a loose tea festival and um you know there's like tea farmers and sellers with their wares out and they've got like a couple tents where you can do tea tastings a lot like couples like elderly couples uh-huh and there's a man playing like one of those what are those like chinese instruments yeah it's like someone's playing that nice yeah beautiful this is a desperate position as we said because you failed and the desperate position is there are old people everywhere they are not fast they're in the way and you got and nobody here wants to hurt an old person no so you gotta ride hard so yeah you rip out and fenton the first thing you see is like a butt like an old couple like it's like a nice poo ear I love to just smell this one darling and you're just bearing down on these two old people and then fenton goes get out of the fucking way old people and he takes an egg that he grabbed from a nest from up top and he whips it at this old couple so what role is ignoring though none of us want to hurt old people yeah this is so this is a desperate role um um um um