Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 10

Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdullah here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. So I will, you know, I'm going to go to the Shoe-Ziam, but I'm going to stop at the corn dog cart first. Yeah, stress? Yeah. Totally. Nice.

So this is a vice role. Indulge vice. You get there and it is a new kid. It's Brandon. Brandinson. Brandon Brandinson. Wow. Yeah. I know someone else by a name such as that. Oh, yeah. It's because we're from the same town. Well, at least we were before we were abandoned here. So sorry to hear that, Brandon. Oh, it's okay. I just think about sometimes how my parents left me here. He starts singing. He starts playing a little concertina. Yeah.

Clover, it's like time stops or slows, and she lifts her little detective cap off. And I look through the skyline. Right at the moon. And I wonder if my parents will be coming for me soon. I butter the corn dogs as I wait away. As I hope to come home to my parents someday. La-di-da-di-da-da. Wait, no, sorry. I haven't finished that part yet. So a corn dog be for ye. Wait, is this guy even Irish? He's way more Irish than Seamus was. And Clover is fucking horned up like Cree.

You realize that she does not actually like Seamus. She just likes Irish. That's what it is. She just likes romance. Yeah, Ireland is the most romantic thing. Did you see that? I'm turning into a phantom. Did you just see what he did? Yeah, it was fucking unlistenable. Clover. It sounded like shit. You don't know anything about romance. What are you? Are you fucking kidding me? I've written like seven romance novels, Clover. How could you even say that to me? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Mostly about murder. Stress of it all. He knocks the corn dog out of your hand. He's so mad. Whoa, it storms away. Clover's crying. That didn't wait. I didn't mean it like that. I just have to point out that when you two were fighting, Franklin. I'm choosing to believe leaned in and very quietly went. They were mostly about murder. Just because you put a romance, a murder book in a romance section doesn't make it a romance. Oh, I'm sorry that that happened to you. Just know.

Here, this one's on the house. Yes, this one's on Brandon. Brandon son. Falling in love with Clover writes a sinner. Spy. Book. And in Brandon's and Brandon's in pretty loose with the corn dogs. Wow. So Irish. Singing. Irish times two. So much. Thank you, Brandon. Oh, it's my pleasure. You know, a lot of people in the hot meat boys think that our job is to start. But Sean went into the accent. Think that our job is to gain power and exert influence.

I think that our job is to gain power and exert influence. I think that our job is to gain power and exert influence. Over those weaker than us. But I believe our job is to help those less fortunate and those in need. Oh, my God. Franklin starts writing. So you're rolling your lowest attribute, which I can see here is resolve because you only have two dots and resolve. You have three in prowess and three in insight. Correct. Okay. So then you're rolling two dice. You're taking the highest.

And I don't think you can actually fail this. Five. Yeah. Clear stress equal to your highest die result. So you clear five stress. Wow. So you reduce your stress. You've met Brandon Brandinson. New crush. I'll write that down. New crush. So we've got Seamus Seamus in Brandon Brandinson. And who is the French guy? Gerard. Gerard. Probably Gerard or some shit. We see Seamus in the in the rafters watching this happen. Yeah. And he's like, no, go over. Don't fall for it. Not that.

Not the goddamn Brandinson family's been. Fucking with the Seamus and family for generations. Got a Brandinson. And he emerges. He descends into the darkness once more. She likes me for me, right? Not just my accent. Not just the accent. It's not like a exoticism thing, is it? Oh, my God. It's Clover racist. And then the sheet mask starts talking to him from a chair like the fucking Green Goblin. She just likes you for your accent. Yeah. You're like a weird leprechaun to her.

Then we cut to Gerard, who's having a very similar reaction watching to her. Oh, he's watching from like around the corner. Yeah. No, Clover. Smoking his hair. Smoking. He's got a corn dog between his fingers. He will never love you like I do. Clover, they're corn dogs. They like the quality corn meal that man have. I'm not Irish. There's no ass. She likes me for. Oh, my God. She likes an accent. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Catch all these. Oh, I'm more. Okay. With the pretty amorous kind of situation.

He's so upset he's going into French. What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand a word of that. I'm usually pretty good at understanding accents. That was so close to the board of Quebec. Did you guys not actually not understand? I heard a bunch. I heard situation at the very end. I didn't understand a word you said. Wow. That was great. Okay. I return to the corn dog cart. I understood that. And Brandon's in like totters away on a sheep playing his concertina. Riding a sheep away.

He's got a sheep. Beautiful.! Oh. Oh.