Patreon Bonus – Spout More Episode 10

I'm going to put on a Charles Eve sweater and I'm going to slick my hair over so I look good for the photo. Fenton really just wants the photo. Yeah, that's cute. And Borbo comes out after dadding himself up and he's got khaki shorts that go above the knee. They're pleated. Pleated khaki shorts that are like way above the knee. He's got socks pulled up to midway in his calf. Black socks. Yeah. No, I was thinking white socks. White socks? With like shitty running shoes on them. Yeah.

Polo shirt, wraparound sunglasses, a mustache that's gray. And a hat that he got in a box of alcohol. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It says like Amber Mead in like really stylish font. Yeah. And he has a weird looking contraption and a holster on his belt. What the fuck is that? Don't worry about it, bro. And now comes the engagement role. You've got your plan and now we got to see how you pull off the beginning. So is this operation particular? Is this operation particularly bold or daring? No.

Stealing a man? It's kind of bold. I don't think we've ever done that. Just drugging Santa Claus. And putting him in a bag and trying to sneak him out of a hideout of the barbecue cake. Bold at least. Okay. So yeah. Plus one die. Does the plan's detail expose a vulnerability of the target or hit them where they're weakest? No. I don't think so. Okay. Okay. Can any of your friends or contacts provide aid or insight for this operation? Yeah. Borbo. Yeah. Borbo. So that's two.

The Barbecue Kings are a higher tier than you. They are a higher tier. So we'll maybe take one away for that. No. It's just because they're going to be more prepared for this kind of stuff. Okay. Fuck. But you also get one base. So that's what you got for engagement role. So we need to get a six? So basically how it works is it's like up to one to three. The failure would be the first role you're going to do is desperate. Four to five, it will be risky. And on a six, it'll be controlled. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Yes. Oh. Yes. There you go. So what this tells me is that Borbo pulls off the meeting without a hitch. He goes to the cave. He's like, hey, what's up? I got my kids here and I'm ready for… We made a little appointment for a little certain thing happening in a little certain basement. And he's like winking a lot at this guy. He tips down his wraparound sunglass and is like, can I help a dad out? And we try and help him sell it. Yeah. We're trying to be his shitty kids.

Yeah. Yeah. So what does that look like? I am just like kicking at whatever signpost is there. Yeah. It's clanging away. Yeah. What is Franklin's shitty kid look like? He's like rolling his eyes at his dad, just really making him try and feel lame. Again, like apologizing behind him, being like, like they have a jerk out hand gesture. Yeah. Just like looking at him like, fuck this guy. You're the cool team. You're the cool team.

You're just like embarrassed anytime your dad has to talk to anybody. Yeah. Cool. Great. What is Fenton's shitty kid look like? He's got a chocolate bar that he's eating. He's even though he is eating right now. He's like, can we go get burritos after this? And so with all this happening around him, Borba was looking at the, at the attendant, like, look, my, my wife's really got my beans under a brick. You got to help me. Holy fuck. And then Fenton's like, I don't know.

I don't want beans on my burrito. I don't want beans. And the attendance like, very well, sir. Come, come, come with me.