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In this exclusive teaser of the most recent episode of our bonus game we see the Mall Brats equivalent of an action movie gear-up scene. Clover dresses up like a goth kid from the 90s, and Borbo dresses up like an umpire.

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[Content Warning: Chunky Eyeliner, Stirrup Tights, Ballet Shoes]

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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it. 

Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.

This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.

Whether you’re a TTRPG veteran or a fan of D&D comedy podcasts like The Adventure Zone, NADDPOD, or Dimension 20, you’ll feel right at home at our table. 

Spout Lore is improvised narrative at its best: made FOR best friends, BY best friends!

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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾

Um okay so clover's gonna do the sneaking in sure okay so I'll dress all in black yeah you've already been dressed yeah my black oh okay perfect the transformation that's it took the outfit to lock in what we oh that actually makes sense because I like black velvet okay black velvet and I've put eyeliner on but so chunky because I kept messing up the lines oh so how much do you have on I don't know just a little bit yeah I just want it to look natural yeah it doesn't okay I keep going keep keep putting it on no no no no no no no no keep telling to do the next thing I mean oh sorry this is it I guess I could put my hair okay I put my hair up and stuff it like a dark toque oh perfect sick okay that's good and what else to make me sneaky what clothes is she wearing it was all black velvet stuff like uh you know the 90s stirrup tights yes so black velvet of that oh yeah those uh black velvet like top turtleneck cool you look like a cat burglar thank you so warm and I have some really shitty ballet shoes because I thought they'd be very sneaky yeah they look sneaky yeah those are the only thing that aren't black those are bright pink yeah um and borbo's watching all this happen with like crossed arms it's like I'm gonna come with I'm gonna come with you do you think this is gonna go bad no I'm just gonna I'm gonna like be nearby okay you gotta taste the dog don't you are you hooked on the nog yeah no really you were like guzzling that yeah I wasn't guzzling and I was chugging it guzzling implies a lack of control chugging is a challenge to be overcome borbo you couldn't breathe through it okay let's go and he starts uh he starts loading up like he has a backpack and he puts like a baseball bat in it and like uh you know like another baseball like a catcher's mask oh yeah yeah he just found a bunch of baseball stuff somewhere it looks like he's got baseball shorts on he's got the shirt he's got umbro shorts long socks yeah the long socks with the cleats I guess I just have a baseball outfit on baseball's the same here I guess oh it's a base the the poofs team baseball the beer league yeah the beer league poofs he's the umpire for poofs uh and yeah you head off umpires and um a few of his umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires umpires ump