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[Content Warning: Chicken Satay, Condominiums, Rich Girlfriends]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.
Whether you’re a TTRPG veteran or a fan of D&D comedy podcasts like The Adventure Zone, NADDPOD, or Dimension 20, you’ll feel right at home at our table.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Okay, so what happens is you're all hanging out in the tunnels, in Greg's tunnel, and Borbo comes ripping down the corridor on his skates.
And he's like, kids, kids! Oh my god, kids. Oh no. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, it's awful. It's horrible. What happened? I just, I don't know how we're gonna… Oh my god. Oh my, who was it? He's got his hand on his side. How did they die? Oh my god. Let me see. And he pulls his hand off his side and he's got a piece of paper. Oh, it's terrible. Paper? It says zoning on the front of it. Okay. Right? What does this mean? Greg rolls… Development. Greg rolls up on his chair.
Greg rolls forward and he takes it from Borbo and he looks at it and he goes, oh, they're zoning your sugar shack. What does that mean? Oh, cool. It means it's being zoned for residential. They're gonna tear it down. Tear it down? What the fuck? They're gonna tear it down and they're gonna build condominiums. Whatever the fuck. Fuck those up. Let me see that. He hands it. And I read it. So it says, application submitted by Tanya Ropes, LLC. Fucking son of a bitch. Fuck.
Tanya Ropes, Kessarin's mom. Fucked us from a distance. She's trying to get rid of our fucking house. Capitalist pig. I knew it. We have to go protect our home. We can't let them win. But what are we gonna do? We can't beat zoning regulations. No. Not alone. Cut to. It's date night for the three of us. The six of us. Where are we? Let's set the scene a little bit. We are at Chili's. It's Thursday night. It's Chili's night. It's our new poofs. Yeah.
So I tell Seamus about what we found about Kessarin's mom wanting to bulldoze our home. Wow. And it's only time before they come after your home. Time to. No. The hot meat boys? Yeah. But how? We're so powerful. Yeah, but you're now associated with us. And they know you're on our side. You think they give a shit about carts, Mindy? I mean, I'm rich. All right. So. I guess you are too, Penny. Yeah. Wait. Penny's mom is in the wine moms. Oh. What? Oh, right. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Right.
Penny doesn't know much about what's going on. No. She's got like a chicken satay, like a stick with chicken on it. And she's just like shoving it all the way into her mouth and then pulling all the chicken out. Oh, my God. She's done that about three or four times. Ow. Those are sharp, Penny. Uh-huh. She's biting the stick off. The stick off. Well, then what are you going to do? You mean what are we going to do? Yeah. This is all of our problems. It's not just us. It's not just you.
It's everyone. All the kids in the mall. Yeah. If the wine moms get away with this, then they're going to keep going. Like, we all live in dilapidated pieces of shit that are full of rats and garbage and shit. And those are prime targets for these fucking total slags to turn into condominiums, whatever the fuck those are. Yeah. They sound scary, whatever they are. Yeah. You don't want the. You don't want the bourgeoisie coming up in here, taking all of our good places.
What do you think life would be like if we didn't have our dilapidated homes and our rats? Yeah. Horrible. We want Grimsby's, not NIMBY's. Yeah. Can you imagine our lives without rats? I mean, where I live, there's not a ton of rats. I don't know. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? All the hot meat boys live in like an apartment building. Must be nice. It is. What if the wine moms come for your apartment? They wouldn't dare. They might dare. They would dare. So what are we going to do?
We have to fight together. We have to come up with a plan. I mean, maybe there's something in the candy jungle that could stop them. Maybe. Or at least slow them down. Candy jungle? You don't mean the chocolate factory. I do. You've been in there? Yeah. Yeah, a couple of times. And also to shit a lot. We've been in there to shit a lot. And then we went really far in one time. Holy mackerel. Basically go in there every day. You know, no big deal. Yeah. Wow.
You're so much braver than I thought you all were. Thanks. You especially, Fenton. Thanks. I definitely am now realizing that that was sort of an insult. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Thank you.