Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 22

Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Yes, that is the image that we left ourselves on, was Master Gilbert, the three-person trench coat disguise.

We're more powerful than we've ever been, my friends. We're like a centipede, but human. And you're 100% committed to going in as Master Gilbert. Oh, yeah. Okay. And all of us are smoking. There's a lot of smoke coming out of this thing. I'm in the middle. Yeah. Just coming out the gut. Yeah. You guys all have those stage cigarettes where you blow into them and baby powder comes out. Yeah, totally. It's evening. You're going in at nighttime. The noir aesthetic has maintained.

Yeah, it's dark in this part of the mall right now. The lights are off. There's lampposts burning. There's like a fog rolling on the ground because somebody's… The air conditioning's fucked up. The air conditioning's fucked on this part of the mall right now. And the sign for Nogweiser's… Neon sign flashing, flickering a little bit. There's a couple sad, lonely souls at the bar. And there's a guy in a button-down shirt with the garters on the sleeves. So what can I do for you, Mr… Gilbert.

My stomach says. I'm fucking starving. And then, yeah, Benton puts his hand where Clover's face is. In the middle of the… And it's like, sorry, yeah. I had some bad spaghetti earlier and it is repeating on me. Oh, are you… You said a spaghetti there. Is that a regional accent or did you just misspeak? No, it's a regional accent. I'm from… Don't just say Italy. Come up with something else. I'm from Vertgrass. Oh, I've never been. Yeah, it's Coastal City. It's really nice. It's really nice.

It's really nice. It's really nice. You know, sometimes I think about getting out of this place and going to the coast, but too many strings tying me down to this mall. It's hard to get out of the mall. It's hard. Every time you think you're dragging yourself out of here, that high spear just stabs right through you. I hear that. So anyways, what can I get for you, Master Gilbert? Give me something that'll make me forget my troubles. Ah. Give me something for a new beginning, friend.

Franklin yells, and a stool. A stool. We've been standing there for a little while. He's been doing squats for weeks through preparation, but it's a lot. And he grabs a bottle off the top shelf. Top shelf. Yeah. Pours a dark brown liquid of some kind into a shot glass and slides it down the bar to you. He doesn't catch it. Keeps sliding. It's a smash. Because Fenton's arms are too short, so he's got two mannequin arms. He's got a plastic. He's holding two plastic mannequins. It shatters.

It gets stuck. Gets his mannequin arm. Yeah. And then he goes, another, my friend. He pours another one and he puts it in front of you. Thank you. Hey, this on the house for a fellow lost soul. And I say, if you ever get out to Vertgrass Way, try and get yourself on a catamaran. Oh, yeah. A lot of men take to the ocean to try and find themselves. Oh, yeah. And then he dips the mannequin hand in the glass and then licks it. It's extremely strong liquor. And then he's like, yummy. I love it.

So much. Man of taste, I see. Yeah. Oh.