Fat Billie

Fat Billie is basically the fantasy equivalent of that uncontrollable kid in your apartment complex who ran around naked 90 percent of the time and somehow still managed to get chocolate stains on all of his shirts. You remember the one, you babysat for him once and you had to call his parents to come home early because he pissed in the dryer and when you tried to give him a time out he pulled a knife on you. Mix in a dash of recklessness, some throwing knives, a racoon skin cloak and imagine he’s a two foot tall, two foot wide halfling with a voracious hunger for potatoes and that’s Fat Billie.