Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 20

Post date 27 May 2022

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In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game the Cool Treat Kids make a deal with The Bat Man (not the one you’re thinking of) to get him to help with their current scheme.

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[Content Warning: Scary Bathrooms, Sinus Infections, Christian Bale Impressions]

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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.

Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.

This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.

Whether you’re a TTRPG veteran or a fan of D&D comedy podcasts like The Adventure Zone, NADDPOD, or Dimension 20, you’ll feel right at home at our table.

Spout Lore is improvised narrative at its best: made FOR best friends, BY best friends!

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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾

Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. I'm thinking we could maybe visit the Batman and get some bats. Because I know Seamus, one of his dislikes are the bats in his bedroom. So what do you think?

The Batman is a competitor of the Ratman? No, they're cousins. Yeah. Okay. The Batman. Yeah. Okay, so you're going to the Batman to get some bats. Yeah, 100%. Step one of this plan. That makes sense. We'll get some bats. We'll take the smoke machine to the pool, sneak it in after hours. We'll sneak it in after hours. We could bring it in before hours and leave it. Totally. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Stash it? Yeah. We'll have to get our spookiest swim trunks on, I guess.

Yeah, we can make some swim trunks out of those weird, like Victorian swim trunks are so scary. So scary. Not an ankle in sight. The stripy ones? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll stay here then and make… I'll take the swim outfits. Okay, thank you. Sweet. And we'll go to the Batman. Okay. Sick. Where does the Batman operate? He finds you. What are you? There's a signal that you have to turn on. You have to find a mirror and say Batman five times into it and then he appears behind you. Yeah.

That's really scary. That is scary. And Fenton kind of thinks that he might be a vampire. He might be. So how are you guys summoning the Batman? Okay. Yeah. We find a mirror. Yeah. Oh, the mirror thing is real. Yeah. We're going to do the mirror thing. This is what we heard. Yeah. It's kind of like Bloody Mary. We think we're hiring somebody that's like maybe fictitious. Oh, yeah. Gotta try Batman. And we have to go to the scariest bathroom in the food court to do it. Yeah. There we go. Okay.

The one that's in the maintenance hallway. Yeah. Nobody uses this one. With the flickering light. Except for janitors. Yeah. So, yeah. You're facing a mirror. Flickering light dripping from somewhere. Oh, God. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Are you ready? You say it twice and I'll say it the last time. Okay. Wait. What? Five times? Five times. You say it twice and then I'll say it once and then you say it once more and then I'll say the last one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Oh. Nope. Batman. Batman.

Batman. Wait. Wait. I had to say it. I was going to say it twice. Okay. You say it twice and I say it once and you say it twice and then I'll say it once. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. And the lights go out. Batman. Is that you? And the lights turn back on and standing behind you in a cow on a cape. Okay. The Batman. What do you want? Yes. Hi, Batman, sir. Batman. Why did you call me? We need some bats. We need your scariest bats.

All bats are scary. That's why I dress like one. Oh, that's what that is. Yeah, it's so bad. So you can't really tell that it's a bat. Why is your voice like that? I have a sinus infection. When you spend enough time around bats, your nose gets all fucked up. Oh, yeah, they have that fungus. Yeah, it's like a nose fungus. Yeah, I would get that looked at. There's no doctors in the darkness. Oh, no. Your cousin, the rat man, is a good friend of ours. He stalks the town of the grand shadows.

And I stalk the shadows. I can barely understand a word you're saying, Batman. I think he said he stalks the ground shadows. And he stalks the shadows of the sky. Whoa, that's pretty spooky. You're a pretty spooky guy, dude. He's an ally. He's an ally? Yeah. Come on. Don't make me repeat stuff. So you need some bats. How much is a bag of bats? Oh, they're free. Oh. Oh. Bats are fear. And the more fear I put out into the mall, the greater my web powers are.

He said it's the greater his white powers are. Oh, yeah. That's not what I said. What did you say? I said the greater my weapon and powers are. Oh, sorry. Okay. Well, then you might be interested in the job that we're about to pull because we're going to scare a couple of kids so bad that they're going to break up with each other. Sounds fucking sick. I love fear. And I hate love. I guess. I don't know. Do you want? Yeah. So you need some bats. We need some bats.

Yeah, we need some bats for this job. What's the best way to, like, release them, to get them really riled up? Bats are always riled up. At least my bats are. So where do you need these bats to be? We need them. We need to take them to the crystal pool for tonight. Tonight? Yep. Okay. Do you know how to get in there? I'll figure it out. Okay. And he says, Hey, could you… Could you grab that for me? And he points to something behind you. Yeah. What is… We turn around to look at it.

What is he pointing at? And he turned back and he's gone. Can we just hear this? You hear… In the vents, you hear a banging. So the Batman has agreed to take some bats to the crystal pool tonight. Cool. And that he'll figure it out. That's great. Thank you, Jessica, for letting us bring the Batman. For introducing the Batman. I love the Batman. Thank you for allowing me to workshop that impression of Christian Bale's Batman. That was great. It is. It's a great show. It's a great show.