Patreon Announcement – PISS MONSTER TIER
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Shawn left the room for 20 minutes during a recording and naturally Abdul, Jessica and Paul created the most chaotic Patreon Tier ever.
If you’d like Abdul to GM a PRIVATE game for you and 3 of your closest friends sign up for the PISS MONSTER TIER today!!
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hello listeners welcome to Spout Lore I'm doing sean's job while he's having a nap is this okay yeah this is good okay she was asking the listeners that I'm asking everyone um we're here to tell you some really fun news yes abdul well I have the list of news here you didn't take that over at all I'm sorry okay you do it we have a really exciting announcement about a new tier coming to our patreon for all you abdul fans do we have any abdul fans listening in okay everyone all you abdul fans listen up here have you ever wanted to be part of the chaos that is just a part of the chaos Abdul do you ever wonder what a game would be like if Sean wasn't there have you ever wanted to be Sean have you ever wanted to be up close and personal with the things in Abdul's mind all the dick jokes all the things like you know we're super obsessed with like going to prom and like his skater boy voice and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah all the different voices that I do like Queen Victoria I do a pretty bad Woody Harrelson anyway if you're interested in that there's going to be a new Patreon tier yes called the wizard yeah well there is already a wizard one fuck I fucked up what is it called again I don't know that we have a name for it let's come up with a name for it right now is it just part of the wizard tier yeah well Sean's is the wizard tier are we just opening up like two new spots or are they I think we have to open up a different tier that's the same level that is just me tower tier the piss shit box tier the piss monster tier that's so funny yeah okay that's a good one so we're calling it are we calling it the piss monster we are now I can't say it with a laugh I'll say it we're calling it the piss monster and Abdul's gonna GM DM and HM your in your DMs if you please if you wish to GM with him aka game with him sign up for that I think there's only two spots available yeah we'll keep it to two spots for now I'll GM a game which I've never done before so it will be objectively bad it's gonna be chaos yeah you will regret it you will regret this that's all of you listeners out there do not subscribe to this because it will be bad and chaotic and I'll see you next time and I will not give refunds so yeah that's gonna be called the piss monster tier we just decided while we were doing this announcement and while Sean was out of the room he has no say in this and he's gonna be mad at us he's gonna be so pissed that we called it this the last time that he gives us the reins for sure yeah this is the only time we've ever recorded it without him in the room he was like why don't you guys do the announcements for the merch I'm gonna step out for a minute cause I need to clear my head and we're like yeah sure we can totally handle this responsibility the smallest job absolutely we can do it no problem we'll definitely do everything to your specs you know what would be fucking hilarious if I priced it one dollar more than Sean like some petty the price is right move yeah you guys could sign up for Sean's at $300 a month or you could sign up for mine at $301 a month oh no Sean's back Sean's in the room nothing at all we were just about to do the announcements excuse me we are having a very serious discussion about our feelings right now and you coming in while we're vulnerable is making me feel unsafe the accuracy the straight facedness at which that Jessica is lying right now is making me feel really uncomfortable how accurate that was were you guys trying to usurp my no game master spots no no not at all no don't even worry about it Sean you have nothing to worry about at all why is your wizard tier so cheap I is it cause it's worse is it cause it's not as good as mine which is actually $301 a month so you heard us if you're interested in having Abdul DM a game for you that's right click on piss monster tier and we will get that to you no you're calling it the piss monster that's the first time Sean's ever heard this no oh oh fuck that's brilliant actually nice damn from the minds that brought you Spout Lore Paul sound effect apps not working oh now I'll put this one okay in a world inside your imagination oh god dude what one man in his crazy mind will break outside the box you thought that Abdul was annoying during Spout Lore but you've never seen him inside your house this patreon 2023 for some reason I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Where Will be chaos www.patreon.com Slash Spout Lore Or www.spellore.com Slash Money please Spout Lore brings you The piss monster Tear Yeah Yeah That was actually incredible Holy shit you deserve an Emmy for that My favorite part was when the ones They'd interrupt you Like you were surprised by them Oh man Thank you Paul Thank you guys You try to do the app And then Yeah In a world of your imagination Fuck That was from yesterday When that would have been funnier www.spellore.com Slash Money please Yeah that's We should just release that As the thing Absolutely Yeah That's so fucking good!
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