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The Cool Treat Kids’ codependence leads them to vibing out in the Lazy River, and Franklin’s broken heart leads him to fight a lifeguard.
[Content Warning: Childhood Codependence, Lifeguard Fights, Speedo Kids]
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians. Abdullah here. Just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. We were all in our swimsuits in that scene. And I had my little floaty tube around my waist. I had my little dinosaur floaty. Oh, it's a dragon.
Yeah, it's a little dragon floaty. We came straight from the pool. Fenton's wearing flip-flops. Franklin still had goggles on. The ones that cover your nose and make you sound all weird when you talk. We all flip-flop away. Slap, slap, slap. We have our towels. Oh, that's so funny. Definitely a Speedo. Franklin's a Speedo kid, for sure. He's got those webbed fingers on. Oh, yeah. So cool. So cool. So funny. Are you guys going back to the pool? Kind of what?
I kind of want to hang out at the pool, you know, just biding our time. And then we witness stuff. Do we gather information while we're there? Sure. Yeah, because the pool is like a watering hole in the savannah. Everybody comes to the pool. Yeah. There is, like, because there's the adult and teen pool, like the regular pool. But then they also have, like, a little, the toddler zone, which is where all, like, the little slides are. The kiddie pool. The kiddie pool. Yeah.
And the, like, little kids will go there and hang out. Yeah. Where do we usually hang out? Do we hang out in the adult pool or the kid pool? We hang out in the… Family bathroom. Yeah. Family bathroom. But we also hang out in the one that's, like, a stream. The Lazy River. The Lazy River. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Lazy River's great. Yeah. Yeah. I like to think that because you're also, you're growing up, but also you have a variety of ages when you get to the pool.
Because you're so codependent, you all stand in between the kiddie pool and the adult pool looking back and forth. Yeah. We're like, neither seems right. Yeah. Lazy River. Lazy River. Lazy River. That's a product of our codependence. And then you're all, we see the Cool Treat Kids floating down the Lazy River on different tubes holding hands. Yeah. So they're locked in a triangle. Yeah. They let go of Henton once and lost him for a rotation. He was not okay after. Never let me go again.
So you guys are wanting to just kind of gather info or learn. You know what? You tell me something that you see at the pool. We see Mindy and Alain Tim going down the water slides together. Yeah. They're going down together. Like, Mindy will sit behind him and they'll just ride the slide together. They're not riding a double. No. They're in a single. But they're going together. Yeah. And the lifeguard's like, don't. They just go anyways. Young love. Yeah. They're so cool.
They're breaking all the rules. Breaking pool rules. So. No, it's fine. I don't care anyways. I never cared in the first place. Well, I don't know why you're looking at me like that. Yeah, you're right. Like, who cares about them? Yeah. Who cares about stupid anybody? Who cares about stupid Seamus and how dependent he is? Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Who cares about beautiful and Tim? I think I want to fight that lifeguard.
Hey, why'd you let them go down the pool to the slide two at a time, you idiot? What are you, blind to breaking the rules? That's 100% what a kid would do. I open hand slap him with the thin fingers on. And then it's just one of those really awkward, like, punch. You're both punching each other really flapping at one another. I throw him in the pool and blow his wick. I throw him in the pool and blow his whistle. Oh, look, the lifeguard needs saving. You can't blow that whistle.
That's my whistle. I climb up his chair. I sit in and blow the whistle out into his face. Get out of that chair. We're still in the lazy room. We're watching this. Should we go help him? It feels like he's got it well in him. I think he needed to do that alone. I am apologizing to this man the whole time. Yeah. I'm going through something. This is not for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.