Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 13

And all yeah all that's left to do is for you guys to go to the concert yeah so you um you head to the auditorium which is called the coxburgh hawthorne memorial auditorium and outside everybody who's anybody is here tonight who's here like it seems like the majority of the kids in the mall are all here uh some are wearing like my alchemical romance t-shirts some are dressed very fashionably in a way that is out of place because they just want to be seen here but don't actually know anything about the band um some people seem like they're really excited about a different band oh oh like the open yeah they're really psyched about like the opening act cool uh and oh they're like yeah the super super hip kids are like they're older kids yeah exactly there's like the teenagers are here too there's a few adults but not that many cool uh and security is like letting everybody in so there's that slow like flow of bodies into the coxburgh hawthorne memorial auditorium sick and the entrance to the auditorium is in like a lofty area with a glass roof like many areas of the mall and all you guys can do is wait for your dates where did you say you were going to meet near the front there's a few groups waiting for meeting people before they get in the line nice so we're there okay well there's somebody there scalping tickets for sure oh totally it's uh it's the rat man a rat man the rat man he's like yes I'm the scout man to no no um I'm I'm still rat man but I have tickets I'm gonna go over the rat man guys I'll be right back in two seconds don't do it no don't do it guys I'll be fine don't do you have any money to spend on you no he doesn't okay I don't have any money it doesn't matter I'm just gonna go talk to the rat man okay hello I'll repeat the customer hello hey rat man how you doing ah the rat man how's your sciatica thank you for asking my uh left pinky toe has been numb for some time now well I you know what you just keep doing those stretches that the physio told you to do and I think you'll you know you'll lick it and then you'll you'll get back to competitive speed walking and no you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not you're not thank you fenton you've always been my best friend and supporter I mean um thank you the rat man appreciates the confidence that you have in me there's depth launched here tonight anyways would you like a ticket oh I know we got all the tickets we need ah what are you selling them for um one rat for two and two rats for three wait what you're selling tickets for rats yeah how do you think my economy works God I'm still so confused This guy walks up and says I'll take two rats Hands him a ticket He's so confused He's getting tickets and rats And trading them to sickly I just like to trade and sell And be in the crowd Yeah and he reaches into his coat and pulls out two squirming rats And hands them to the guy and takes the ticket And puts it where the rats were The guy's like sick Guys I got him And he's got a group of friends away They're like yeah It's a two rat kind of night And they high five each other How old are these people Like 30's What is happening And unless you stop him the rat man Wanders away into the crowd And people keep bringing him tickets and rats But Clover you see Seamus She's drinking her juice And she's like hi It has spilled out You gotta stop drinking juice Clover Clover I already fixed the problem Here you go How do I look You look pretty good actually Sick You always look great bud Oh thanks bud Okay I'm gonna walk up now Just look normal She's like doing weird stuff to her eyebrows And like trying to look cool But she's kind of jutting out her head too far So she's like coming at Seamus like a little monster Goose Neck stuck out arms back Yeah Hello Yeah Hi Hey Seamus The diaper sound of duct tape all over your body Yeah you hear it Just It's great It's great plastic And Seamus turns around And for a second you're like Oh my god Yeah He looks incredible Life stops for a moment While I gaze at his perfection Yeah he's got Jeans with wide legs So wide He could fit three of his legs in those legs And Around that he's got A studded belt with a chain That goes from one of the belt loops to his pocket So cool What's at the end of that chain?

Who knows? Mystery He's got a white tank top on And over that tank top A silk over shirt Whoa Fistooned with an image And suspenders Yeah suspenders as well This shirt Fistooned with a brightly colored image Of a dragon Oh my gosh Of a style that you have not seen before Oh my gosh Oh my gosh It's so exotic So cool From what land does this shirt hail? Who knows?

He's got a thin metal chain around his neck His hair is gelled up It looks kind of spiky and crispy But in a way that lets you know That he is not going to let that hair go anywhere No He is in full command of that hair And that shirt Like what a worldly person So well traveled And well read Is the answer to that question That's the only way You can't wear a shirt with a dragon on it Without reading Can you roll 1d6 for me?

This is a fortune roll I actually have I have a theory Four You realize As you are watching Seamus Like my god He's so beautiful It's not until you are within like A few meters That you realize he is standing With his friends Oh And he turns around And he looks really nervous To say hi to you And he looks really high for a second