Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 19

Hi, Spellorians. Abdullah here. Just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Spellmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Okay, so the poof's haunting. I assume Borbo's on board for this one? Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe we can get him, before he delivers the food, like their alfagetti, he can spell something, clover nose, in their food. Yes, that's so smart. Like tea leaves or something? Yeah. Yes. Borbo's like, that is fucking so cool. That'd be so scary. One time, I was eating an omelet and it accidentally looked like the word Borgia. And I fell out of my chair. So we cut to the back room of poof's, the kitchen. It's busy.

And like a middle-aged guy with like kind of a comb over and a flop sweat is like, Borbo, it's getting pretty busy out there. Do you think that these kids could leave if you could start doing your job? And he's like, Jared, shut the fuck up, man. There's a whiteboard, maybe, and we're all trying to write down like the plan of like what to write into their food. Borbo, that was the specials. Borbo's board. That was all the board that had the specials on it for this evening.

We've talked about this. And he's like, Jared, I swear to God, I got 15 minutes left on my break and I can do whatever I want with it. Okay. And Jared huffs and turns around. He's like, okay, so what's the plan? Alphagetti. Okay. And we're going to spell. What are we going to spell out? Yeah. What's our secret message? Oh, is it like you killed me, Kessarin? He's got a cup full of sour cream. Sour cream. We don't even get this. We don't even have sour cream here.

I brought it from the other place. It's weird, man. You go through like weekly cycles of just eating one thing. And I think you're really going to find that that is not healthy for you in the long run, especially when it's just a goo. Tishy, my friend. Okay. Yeah, I can probably. And he goes and he tries to find a bowl of. Oh, what's it called? Rune glue. Rune guine. Oh, right. Yeah. Rune guine. Rune guine is the. We wrote it. We added it to the specials board. I see. And we made it super cheap.

So like. Oh, yeah. He's going to order it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. Borbo as a server is going to go out and try and really push the rune. Rune guine. Rune guine. Okay. So I haven't been out on the floor as a server in a while, but I am ready to impress. And he's wearing his like. Uh. Poofs like dishwashers uniform. And he rips the sleeves off. Yeah. And he grabs his rollerblades on. Yeah. And he slaps on a name tag that says Jared. And he puts an apron around his waist. He's like. All right.

I'll be right back. Now, I think this is going to be a luck roll. Someone's going to roll one die. And we're going to see how well Borbo pulls this off. Not me. I have bad rolls. Okay. I'll do it. What was the message? What do we come up with? What the message is. Oh, yeah. Kessarin betrayed me. Or. Don't trust Kessarin. Yeah. Don't trust Kessarin. Oh, yeah. Because we're trying to drive a wedge. Love Clover. Yeah. From beyond the grave. Oh, yeah. I squeeze that on from beyond the grave. Yeah.

Clover. There's so many words in there. So the luck is that if Borbo can like roller skate, roller blade this passive. Yeah. Delicately spelled out in cursive. Okay. Yeah. That's cool. And there's also like there when it says love Clover, that's on a corn dog and it's written in mustard because we didn't have enough room on the. I like that. So fortune rolls, it can be basically gather a pool based on certain things. So we've got one. Okay. We think that there's a pool because Borbo is involved.

Like there's another dive. Definitely. Here we go. Do we think there's maybe another one because you've already succeeded in kind of scaring them with like a pseudo haunting? There's a pre. Yeah. There's a pre. Yeah. They're already looking out for. They're having. Supernatural. Some spooky times. Do we think that there's, we maybe take one away because you made the message so complicated. Nah. Oh my God. Okay. We take one away. Yeah. You get two. You get two. Okay.

But do we add one because we're friends and friendship triumphs overall. No. Go ahead and roll. Okay. So you're rolling 2D6 on a fortune roll. Okay. Okay. Everybody. I want you guys to look at the sixes on this and visualize them both coming up. Underlined. Underlined sixes. Six. Think about these. I got it. Okay. The intention is there. Here we go. Oh, I lost. Hey, six. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. Nice job everybody. Yeah. That's friendship. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So you guys watch through like the little Ratatouille window in the door. As Borbo skates out with the Rune Guini that Seamus definitely ordered. And it's like he's jumping and twirling. The people falling are all right. He's just like he's skating through the eye of the storm. Yeah. Blading between the raindrops and he drops it off and he doesn't even stop. He just drops it on the table perfectly and keeps going. So they don't even know it was Borbo. Yeah.

Everybody knows Borbo kind of hangs with us. That's good. He does have that other name tag on. Yeah. He's like, no, man, I'm Jared. He skates on by. And we get to tip your Jared. And you watch as Kessarin and Seamus start eating. And Seamus looks down at his bowl of Rune Guini. And his eyes are wide. And then Fenton's like, I forget what we said on there. There was a lot of words. Yeah. What was it? What to start with? Oh, it was something like, like Kessarin did this or like, I don't know.

You guys don't remember. Oh. You are. This isn't you. Jessica's trying to remember. Actually, Kessarin did this. Do you remember? No, not really. And that's even funnier. Honestly, if you guys tried to write something out, you can't even recall what it was. We put so many words on there. We can't remember. We didn't hammer it down. The corndog said love clover. That's enough. That's true. I know. And before it said from beyond the grave. Yeah. Love clover. Yeah. But what was it before?

I think it was. Oh, it was don't trust Kessarin. Don't trust Kessarin. Yeah. That's Borbo says that. Yeah. It was don't trust Kessarin. It was don't trust Kessarin. You guys did this 30 seconds ago. I'm sorry. We don't remember. That's a lot of seconds. Yeah. I haven't had my fifth cup of sour cream today. And you're not going to. And he takes the sour cream away. Whoop. And you're watching as Kessarin's like, from a distance, you can feel like she's saying, hey, Shamus, what's wrong?

What did you order? And he picks up the corndog and he licks it right away. But he's like terrified. Just looking around. He looks at her seemingly suspiciously. Or maybe he looks back at the kitchen and we put like a bit more smoke coming out from underneath the kitchen door. Good idea. I'm flicking the lights. Oh, in the kitchen. In the kitchen. Jared's like, what the fuck? And there's smoke and like limited visibility. Yes. It's thankfully it's not too much. You didn't overdo it.

The lights come back up, but there's a chef with half a finger. This guy's on fire. Like chaos. I mean, you can roll for that if you want that to. How bad is this going to be? No, we got to roll for it because this is drag attention. It's so funny. That's really good. Let's just do one fortune die and see what happens. Okay. So what are we trying to get? A low number or a high number? High number. Okay. Yeah. Fuck. Three. Okay. All right.

So Jared comes into the kitchen and is like, out, out, out right now. Out. Borbo, you're fired out. No. Borbo. No, don't fire Borbo. We, it was us. Yeah. Borbo had no idea. He knows that. He's still fired. Jared looks at you and he's like, okay, kids, are you willing to take the fall for your friend Borbo here? What does that mean? Are you willing to be banned for life from poofs? For life? Even on Thursdays? Especially on Thursdays. I'll do it. I'll take one for the whole team.

I'll take it for the whole team. No, I'll take it for the whole team. Oh, I thought we were all good. I don't want to be banned. So you guys can take it for the whole team. They've got the thing. We're like, what the fuck? They've got it covered, right? You're supposed to fight for us. Guys, I cannot sacrifice my Saturday morning eggbrookadagbras, okay? I cannot sacrifice it. It's the only thing that keeps me sane. I'm barely sane. They're there. They're there.

Jared, you're going to regret this. Oh, we'll see. Oh, we will see. Oh, we'll see. Oh, we'll see. Oh, we'll see. Oh, we will see. Oh, we'll see. You might not see. If you know what I mean, moonwalking out of the restaurant. You won't see us coming. Yeah. Oh, we'll see. No, you won't see. You might not. If we gouge your eye, we should go. And Borbo starts roller skating backwards out the door out of poofs. And he's like, Jared, I'll see you after work. Me with the flagpole. Oh, no.