Patreon Bonus – Spout More Episode 9

And you see the various incredibly gaudy restaurants of the barbecue kings laid out before you. And there's like girls in front of each of them with trays that are like, hey, try our thing. Come inside. Yeah. Mini sliders. Wearing togas, like animal print. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. One arm things. I kind of want that to be like one restaurant's thing. Like it's definitely still cave theme, but one of them, maybe the biggest one is like. The cave. Yeah, the cave. And it's caveman themed.

And then there are other restaurants that are other themed, semi-casual family style. Oh, the man cave isn't just one restaurant. That's what it's kind of like a food court of restaurants. You know, when you're like at the airport and there's like the section of like, you can eat here. Yeah. But it's probably near another food court of other restaurants. Yeah, totally. And this is all of the slightly out of fashion now. Sit down family style, semi-casual. Can you all describe one?

That's what I was about to ask. I'm so glad Jessica's got an idea, I think. So Jessica, go first. Oh, Earl's. It's just Earl's? It's just exactly the same as our university. Yeah, but it's, yeah. They serve things like shrimp scampi and then like Baja fish tacos. And the dad is named Earl. Yeah, of course. Of course. Run by Earl. What are the girls outside giving out samples look like? Oh, they are wearing. Just like black mini dresses. And they have a lot of makeup on. Great. Oh my God.

Does Fenton have a crush? Yeah, Fenton and Franklin are just staring. We're like, Clover, why don't you do that to your face? I don't know. I could ask them how. Please do. Excuse me, ladies. They're not really sure how to, they're not really trained to deal with kids. Only trained to squeeze tips out of sad old men. So they're like, hi there. Hi, you guys look really pretty. And the waitress that you're talking to is just like, oh, thank you. Aren't you the cutest little thing? Thanks. Thanks.

How do you make your face like that? Like my friend, Fenton. Fenton said, why don't I look like that? And I was like, good question. Why don't I, how do I, how do I do things like with the lines on my eyes and make my mouth colorful? Gotcha. And the waitress that you're talking to is just like, uh, uh, why, why, why do you, why would you want to look at your beautiful, lovely lavender hair? Oh, thank you. Actually, I don't know why I would want colorful lips other than maybe it's just fun.

And okay. Fenton walks up at that point and he's like, uh, Hey there ladies. I just wanted to say that you're both looking quite lovely today. And as I noticed that a lot of the other men in this area are given lovely ladies money. Here's my money. You give them what? A wad of like four spear books. Uh, we can't, we can't accept. Tips like this little boy. But the way you look makes me want to give you more. No, keep this for yourself. Uh, little girl, you know, makeup is a fun thing.

People can choose to wear makeup if they want to. Uh, and there are plenty of places in the mall that would be more than happy to help you look however you want to look. You also, you don't have to, you don't have to wear makeup to be pretty. Fenton's trying to, he's really trying to give him money. I have to slap your hand. Stop there. He said, no, you can't force people. Take money. And I bet it's just like, I don't know what's going on in my head. I can't stop giving them money.

Just put it in your pocket. And he goes to put it in his pocket and just like, Oh, I can't fold back. I go, wow. Here we go again. I take the money. I'll be holding on. I'll hold on to it.