Patreon Bonus – Spout More Episode 11

And now we enter downtime we got to unwind from the holiday season charles eve has passed sundip has passed what have the cool tree kids been up to in terms of downtime activities and also lifetime activities uh one of the charles eve the after charles eve uh traditions is going around and taking the tinsel out of all the cat's asses as they can't pass it through their system all the way god I'm so sorry you have to wear a rubber glove and you just hold on it and and then they walk away you look away how the fuck did we get this fucking job this sucks I'm sorry just grin and pinch that's what the cool treat kids did for days after you just somebody from the mall showed up at the sugar shack and was like hey kids bad news well it's because they pay because it's they pay for tinsel so there's somebody out there who we and then we wash it in a vat and we sell it back to this guy it's like oh just like selling copper wire clover was doing it for free she loves cats are you fucking serious we've been doing this for fucking free I love it I'll do it anytime I like paul's thing that like you nobody asked you to do it you collect it to set to wash it and sell it back to somebody like oh yeah like tin cans that's why we have all those steel drums that's what we were using the fucking don't get the barrels mixed up the clean tinsel and the dirty tinsel oh man that's why fenton was stuck because he was like oh no I mixed them up I gotta separate them all I better get in there and smell the barrel dirty tinsel and the clean tinsel oh so gross it's almost impossible to tell the difference between these I fucking swear to god turns out the clean tinsel is dirty tinsel well because this has been going on for literally decades like people have been washing the tinsel and selling it back to this one dude who sells all the tinsel in the mall during the holidays smoky yeah smoky the tinsel guy and he's got one of these voices because he smokes a lot who's who did that one yeah so that's from so smoky is from jansen oh yeah thank you for jansen for that name or thanks jansen smoky proprietor of tinsel town so should we tell people what we're doing here yeah oh this is this is one of the things that can happen if you join our patreon at the very fine chef level you can suggest a name for an npc or a place and maybe it gets into the show so yeah smoky proprietor of tinsel town courtesy of jansen thank you jansen what's up kids I'm smoky hey thanks for all the tinsel I really appreciate he's got big fat cigar in his mouth no problem you pay more for the clean tinsel right because we spent so much fucking time on this it depends where'd you get the dirty stuff from well these cats and I point a bunch of cats they came with the cats are eating the tinsel so yeah they're like where are you going with all that tinsel oh they follow me because I have like bags of treats nice I'm like yeah good boy but because you're keeping them around we've had to do our jobs like three times because they keep fucking eating the tinsel you know what I'll pay you more for the clean stuff if you make sure those cats get the hell out of here I'm allergic to cats well maybe you'll pay us a little bit more and we won't leave that's what I said right now right yeah sorry fuck don't here's a here's a piece of advice kid don't try and shake somebody down with information they just gave you sorry smoky we won't do it again no it's okay I like you kids I like your ego and he gives you a little handful of spear bucks and maybe you give us a couple more spear bucks or else we'll leave these cats behind I don't think you know how shaking people down works the first rule is don't try and shake down people four times your size smoky's huge tall and wide he's got a big fat cigar and a little mustache and he's got a big fat mustache and a little mustache and a little mustache and a little mustache and he's got a he's got a tuxedo that doesn't fit very well so that his dickie is sticking up because he's too big and it's too small can you believe this tuxedo still fits me I wear this to my prom um sorry this is perfect someone uh paul not that one said suggested dick hotman if you need a suave gentleman npc there you go yeah you have a brother his yeah his brother's name's dick hotman make sure you see my brother dick on the way out okay what does he have to give us just directions on how to get out of here because there's a lot of smoke in this place my eyes are really red right now and maybe if you give us a couple extra spear bucks we'll not leave his cats behind yeah I can't find my cats they're all lost in the smoke I lean over a clover I I grab her her shirt and I'm like I think I'm fucking allergic to these cats I don't know what's going on we need to get the fuck out of here okay come on let's go let's go I can't see my eyes are swollen I take his hand and put it on the back of my uh headband and in the uh in the uh distance you hear this way children the exit is over here is that you mr hotman that is me dick hotman come over here children allow me to lead you out of this establishment my brother has filled with smoke I mean okay I trust him and you come over and he is uh he is really short and skinny and his tuxedo is way too big who does your laundry we share clothes we have been the same size roughly since birth as we are two twin brothers and he's smoking a really long thin cigarette in a holder thanks not that paul for uh for dick hotman dick hotman and jansen for the twin brothers all right so now we have these spirit bugs how many do we get uh let's say 10 cool sick I'm washing my eyes out under the water fountain I'm in the water fountain just a just a public water fountain yeah oh like a water fountain yeah not a drink drinking I stumbled away to the wrong kind of fountain clover's like man let's go to the fountain and fenn's like good idea yeah you just you see him climb up the stairs and he's like I'm in the water fountain and he's like side and tumbling oh yeah that's the stuff guys it's so much cleaner in here than most of our water and isn't fenn's hair really curly so you get in the water and it's just like afterwards it sucks up all the moisture that's how curly hair works right not really no okay wait so it's just plastic it's longer yeah oh my god you see how long fenton's hair actually is because this is the first oh my god bath he's had in a year he looks beautiful gorgeous I get it I get it it's that thing kiss me and I'm like whipping my hair back and forth and then I put I put it in front of me and I like whip it back like I'm in a panty and pro v commercial and you whip it too hard and fall backwards into the fountain again whoa it's down like to my butt basically so long wow you you you a a a a a