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In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Fenton and Franklin try to solve a bathroom mystery…much to Clover’s dismay.
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[Content Warning: Terrible Brothers, Periods, Syndey Lopper]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.
Whether you’re a TTRPG veteran or a fan of D&D comedy podcasts like The Adventure Zone, NADDPOD, or Dimension 20, you’ll feel right at home at our table.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Welcome, everybody, to Speltmore Mall Brats. I'm your Game Master, Sean O'Hara.
Today, we continue our game of World of Blades by Duam Figueroa, based on Blades in the Dark by John Harper. Joining me as always, playing Fenton Beasley, the slide, Abdul Aziz. Hello, everybody. Fenton Beasley here, the slide. Whoa, full intro this time. Playing Franklin Stein, the cutter, Paul Oppers. Hi, I'm Franklin Stein, the cutter. And Dan… Dancer. And Gref… Schmuslin… Protege. Whoa! Take out that pause. And playing Clover Ivy Fern, the whisper, Jessica Tai.
I'm Clover Ivy Fern, the whisper, and also candy maker queen, and good at palm reading and Seamus' girlfriend. Oh! That's right, she's not just one thing. She's a dozen things. Yeah. She's too many things in one… Barely contained shell. Yes. And we are scared of her sometimes. She has her period now. The older she gets, for some reason, once every month, she goes fucking ballistic on us. She turns into a cat, we think. Something about the cycles of the moon. She might be a werewolf.
There's no way to know. Or a wizard. But no matter how many peaks we try to sneak… We cannot see her transform. We just see her screaming at us to get out of the bathroom. When last we left our heroes, the Cool Treat Kids embarked on their job. Their score being the support of adventurer and explorer and guide and karaoke star, Adric Swift. Sorry. I can let you guys keep doing this. No, it's just so funny. It is very funny. Yeah, what? Thinking that she's a wizard or a werewolf or something.
Well, she's just trying to, like, change. She's trying to fucking have my fucking period. And also, when I was younger, my siblings would come in all the time and be like, Yeah! Yeah. Oh, man, that's so funny. Also, what terrible brothers we are. Oh, yeah. Trying to sneak in. I swear to God, she's a werewolf, man. Literally no fucking peace. Yeah. I was looking through the keyhole and all I saw was her duct taping. She's like, I'm going to bring up the keyhole.
And then they have interventions with me after. Like, Clover, we're a family. We're supposed to share it all. We're supposed to share everything, Clover. Like, I know you must be in way too deep because when you, like, you turn into a werewolf, you leave a bloody mess in the back. Yeah. Who'd you kill? I didn't kill anyone. It's totally natural cycles of the moon. It's just because I'm a woman now. And that's just what I have to go through.
There's way too much blood for that thing to still be alive. I don't know how to explain it to you again. It's normal. It builds up throughout the month and then it just all comes out. If it's normal, Clover, then why doesn't it happen to us? That's not normal. We do everything together. Borbo already explained it. Yeah, guys, you really got to leave her alone on this one. You really got to back off. Oh, our ignorance is driving us insane. Your ignorance is also. Driving me insane.
So you got to shut up. Yeah, that is the kind of thing where Borbo would just be like, you guys need to shut the fuck up about this thing. Okay. After like the 12th time. Yeah. Part of being a good brother is shutting the fuck up about this particular thing. Certain things you shut the fuck up about. It's this. And then it's whenever she listens to Sidney Lauper. Okay. Sidney Lauper. Whenever she goes to the Sidney Lauper. Yeah. Sidney Lauper, of course, is a it's L. O. P. P. E. R.
She's a warrior musician who's known for lopping the heads off her victim. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. But God, she can fucking play a song that gets to the heart of a young woman. Yeah. Like an arrow, man. Beautiful stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.