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Franklin finds himself in possibly the worst situation a 15 year old could be in. Alone, on a Ferris Wheel.
[Content Warning: Nosey Carnies, Accidental Stalking, Inconvenient Echoes]
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians. Abdullah here. Just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. I imagine this happened like you were at a carnival or something alone, because you were so sad, and then you saw them on a date. Oh, yeah.
And then you accidentally couldn't stop yourself from following them. Yeah, it was really bad. I was on the Ferris wheel by myself, which is where I like to go. The saddest thing you could say. And he doesn't sit in the middle of the cart. He sits to the one side. Yeah, just so he's extra alone. It's obvious. Always gets a milkshake with two straws. Oh, yeah. There was a thing where when you went to get on the Ferris wheel alone, the carny was just like, whoa, what are you doing?
Isn't there another one of you? Hey, I don't know. Usually they let me on here by myself because I'm really sad. And then the carny goes, hey, are we allowed to let people ride the Ferris wheel alone? God damn it, dude. That echoes through the park. I've literally never seen this. Yeah, there's a sign there that says you must be this many people to ride this ride. It's just a hand that's doing it. Number two. Yeah.
Listen, man, unless you want to get on there with me, which I don't think you want to hear a 15 year old boy crying and eating a sundae by himself. Just let me on. Hey, did you say this guy wants to go on alone? Alone. Alone. Alone. Oh, hey, Alain. I literally did not see you standing there. Well, I was standing in line and I don't know why I'm commenting on this.
I noticed, look, I noticed that you've been, you've been kind of, you know, stressed out that I've been seeing, that I've been seeing Mindy, right? What do you mean? He says through clenched teeth. I just want you to know it's nothing personal, man. Like I really, I really do. I respect you. I know. I'm so mad at that. I imagine he's holding like a bag of popcorn and like the popcorn explodes. He doesn't even clench it. It just blows up. It's unpopped and it pops. This is you.
I know you and your, you and your friends have done a lot for the mall and a lot for the kids in the mall. And I just, you know, I know that your time with Mindy has passed and I'm sorry to, I'm sorry about that. Dude. This, the carny goes. Oh, fuck, man. Ouch. The other carny, like selling the stuffed animals is also watching, going like, ooh, fucking rough. Whoa, bro. That fucking sucks. This is from the guy in the ski ball.
The Ferris wheel has been stopped the whole time and there's a long line of kids too behind it. Yeah. They're like, oh, damn. Shit. Shit. Shit. But I just want you to know that. I really hope that we can. We can be friends. Friends. It doesn't have to be tense between us. You know, I don't think part of my French that you get to say that to me. Miss here. And he raises his hands and goes, all right. Just wanted to, you know, just wanted to say that. Just wanted to say that.
Thank you for coming up to me though. And for being so gracious, I will do better to hide my feelings from you. He kind of shakes his head a little bit. I don't care. All right. And the carny leans forward and is like, that's unbelievable, bro. You got, you got to get on this Ferris wheel right now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's like giving you a nap. You're staring at a land and you just sail up into the air. He's just staring in front of you. You're looking at him. I'm up. Okay.
And you get a point of prowl out of that. Even though a land apparently, or maybe he didn't see you, but he just wanted to clear the air. Or maybe he didn't realize that you were stalking them. Yeah. Yeah. Saw you're conveniently around. Yeah. I didn't mean to be stalking them. I just saw. I was watching them walk. You accidentally stalked them. I watched them walk through the fair from the height of the Ferris wheel. Yeah. Is it my fault that I have a good advantage point? Yeah.
The carny like stopped the Ferris wheel when you were at the top and left you up there for a while. So I could cry. Like in the car, I'm scream crying, but you just see me up there like. And eating a sundae, a milkshake. And then everyone in the line is just like, what's happening? We need to get on that thing. And the car is like, dude's working through some stuff. Okay. I'm just going to let it happen for a bit.
Carney points at a sign that says management maintains the right to let people work through some stuff. And then a second sign that says crying aloud. Yes, exactly. All right. Who's got another downtime activity? I don't know.