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The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre.
[Content Warning: Terrible Luck, Sisterly Glares, Floor Treasure]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Okay, so I just want to be clear. You're proposing a job, and that job is steal the loose change from a movie theater. I think so. Okay, all right.
I don't know. I honestly can't see a single reason why that is a bad idea. There's garbage. There's candy. There's popcorn. Fucking sign me up. Yeah. So you're going to the movie theater. We're going to stop by the movie theater on the way. Yes. Great. To just, you know, see what the vibe is under those seats. Maybe that's just for breakfast today. Popcorn and drop Milk Duds closets.
I think a thing is happening right now among the players where we're imagining the treasure trove of candy and popcorn. And we want to go to this imaginary place and see if it's actually there. I honestly keep imagining real life me seeing a toonie on the ground and being like, fuck yeah. So many seats I've found so much money in. Everybody leaves popcorn there. They do. Sometimes in the bag. Yeah. I never even thought of that. Yeah. Bag popcorn. Oh my God. Talk about fiber.
I could finally have a hard shit. You know what? You guys have really talked me into this. You're going to roll an engagement roll. This is where we're about a half hour into the episode. This is the job you're doing. Yeah. So you have worked yourself into an actual job. We were just stopping for breakfast. Yeah. And then we got really overly involved in it. And now it's kind of in the way. Yeah. And now it's kind of in the way. And now it's kind of in the way. And now it's kind of in the way.
And now it's kind of in the way. And now it's kind of in the way. Interesting. Okay. It's kind of funny that this is like our first season two. It's great. So we were like, okay, we got to talk to the Humberstone twins. We have no money, but first we got to stop at the movie. But that's like what kids would do. They're like. They would climb into. We totally lost the steam engine and just start pulling levers until the train is barreling down the tracks. Yeah. Okay. So here we are.
We're at the fucking engagement roll somehow. Yeah. In this movie theater before it opens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So one person is rolling two dice or two people are rolling one die. I'll roll. Great. Okay. All right. I have terrible luck. Go for it. Okay. Someone else. No, go for it. You look so apprehensive. You're going to change that around right now. Let's do it. Yeah. We're going to get. You always roll the virginity die. I don't know why. Yeah. Two sixes. Two and a three. Bad result.
You are in a desperate position when the action starts. Jessica's pissed. Because you always. Always roll those problem. Yeah. I've rolled literally every pair of dice. Not these ones. Okay. Here. Give me those ones. If I roll these ones and I get two sixes, that's the one we're taking. Nope. Well, why'd you throw them like that? Well, that one is a six. Well, it's too bad you rolled it after you rolled the actual engagement roll. Sorry. I looked at you like that. How did you look at him?
So mad at me. That hurt me. I got a side glance of it. She's so mad at me for having bad luck. I'm sorry. Bad luck? Oh, man. I want to show our listeners that look, but I don't want anyone else to have to get it. I know it's a bad look. That's so funny. Yeah, but I had an older sister, so I can deal with that. Yeah. Fuck you. So what movie is it that you guys go into first? It's a great movie. Thank you.