Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 12

Hi, Spoutlorians. Abdullah here. Just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. I want to go talk to a land Tim. Okay, so where do you find a land? Well, before I go, I write in my diary. Okay.

As a dear diary, I, as the creature of the night that I am, am going to go hunt and stalk a land Tim. Volleyball player, head of the hog nogs, helper of dogs, and shitty food purveyor. I will find out what is going on, and I will get to the bottom of it. And I stalk out into the night. It's a night. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So where do you find a land Tim at night? In his bedroom. Incredible. Saying his prayers. What? No problems here. No problems here. We just yelled at Seamus for this exact thing.

It was a different situation. No, it's actually the same. You're observing him from afar because you're into him. Just so everyone knows, it's the same. It's not the same. It's the same. It's not the same. It's the same. Seamus is the same.

Is a bad guy what a land team might also be a bad guy oh yeah I don't think and you are also a bad guy no I'm not we steal we fight we burn down yurts yeah we have whoa occasionally going to people's rooms at night yeah maybe we do you fucking boys and kessler and ropes no I didn't that was like two years ago uh get over it I was a kid back then I'm not spying on him or anything I'm doing a batman thing so I took inspiration from the goat mask that seamus was wearing and I made my own mask I put on a phantom of the opera mask I cobble it together from what I have and the the the uh red mark on your face from where you had to pull off the mask that was glued to your face is still there and you place it on your face and you put it on your face and you put it on your face and you're basically making yourself the phantom of the opera every time you take this mask off I look into the mask and I say I will become a shadow of the night once more and then I put it on and I'm like oh that hurts so yeah I stalked through the I stalked through the night okay cool and you go to a land tim's house which you know where that it is yes okay why do you know where it is remember we had his diary yeah we had his diary we turned to yeah yeah yeah yeah he has if lost return to yeah good point yeah so I have his diary great so you go to a land tim's house and I know exactly when he's going getting home so and when he goes to bed because of his diary yeah because of his agenda it's different from what seamus did it's not the same clover is walking with me because she didn't want me to go alone yeah this is this is weird even for you menton no it's this is less weird than what your boyfriend did this is the same it's not the same you've been like sneakily reading his diary and now you're creeping into his house at night we all read his agenda it's an agenda it's an it frankly comes up from behind a garbage can it's not the same we never want we never read his agenda we never watched him through vents I'm going to have a conversation with him what about when we spied on him that's kind of the same well that that was all of us doing it it wasn't doing it I don't know we're kind of like one unit though like we're kind of like one unit though we're kind of like one unit one person so fentin is so frustrated it's not the same he's so mad he wants to hit clover and he can't because he she's beating him up so many times so he knows he can't and so he just starts crying a little bit oh I'm sorry it's working it's working and then he don't reward his tears he starts walking out ahead of you guys so you don't see him tearing up and you don't answer when we ask if you're okay yeah I must become the phantom the phantom never lets anyone see him cry yeah the phantom never cries he keeps his heart tucked away let me tuck my heart away uh so yeah we I guess we're all there yeah I guess everybody's here yeah so you're all are you all sneaking into the house no no it's just gonna be me but yeah can you guys keep like cover me you bet okay cool so you if you guys can hide in the bushes out front I'm gonna climb up to his bedroom okay yeah this is weird but okay it's not the same it's that one yeah uh so fentin it's like raining and there's like lightning yeah yeah yeah so the climbing is really hard yeah is what you're saying it's pretty hard yeah because the spring his little body and as the lightning flashes yeah the sprinklers are on and there's a fucked up uh electrical conduit that keeps getting hit by water and sparking yeah and every time you see him he's like in a different state of distress yeah he keeps dropping shit he's like hanging by one hand shoelaces are tied together at one point he's like throwing up over the side just flashing oh he's upside down his cape gets stuck on a pole yes he's being attacked by an owl oh my god which we he said to watch it we're watching all of it happen which we do and so you make it to the window and I think the sprinklers are still fucked up from when we burned down kesra's house yeah you can still smell a bit of smoke in the air yeah so it's grimy everything's grimy rope smell oh yeah like a little bit of smoke in the air like the opening of robert pattinson's the batman totally 100 I'm I'm sucked by the time I get up to the window and you get open you get up to the window it's unlocked and yeah I I sit on the sill and I allow myself to be silhouetted by the by the lightning uh-huh it and I I make my cape below a little bit yeah and I just wait to be noticed so so he's asleep as we established oh he's asleep I thought he was saying he was asleep he's asleep he's asleep he's asleep he's asleep we established it was nighttime he's I thought he was getting ready for bed I mean you said you knew so I guess he's not asleep yet I in his agenda he does not he's not supposed to go to sleep for another 10 minutes okay great so yeah he you sit there for a while you billow he comes in the end of his bed yeah he's just sitting there flossing then he gets down on the floor and he starts doing some push-ups well yeah tell me tell me more about what he's doing he gets up he starts to he just starts doing burpees uh-huh uh he's got a little he's got a kettlebell he starts doing some kettlebell swings he's keeping it pretty toned and then he does some stretching and he starts getting into his into his bed it's a pretty pretty it's a nice but like kind of sparse room okay it looks like he keeps it pretty tidy in here are there any like pictures or anything yeah there's like posters on the wall of various athletes there's like uh some tetherball players there's a volleyball poster there's a calendar okay are there any pictures I'm into uh no it doesn't appear to be okay yeah they keep billowing until he notices he turns the lamp off goes to sleep eight and a half hours later he gets up and he goes over to turn the lamp off and he looks out the window and he looks like and I've got the batwing jacket on too that franklin gave me oh yeah yeah and he uh he looks like he's about to turn the lamp off and he goes oh and he rips the window open he grabs you and he pulls you inside and he's like he's got you like pressed down on the ground he's got a fist back oh my god and fentin as he's like he's got me against the ground I go for you thank you here oh my god fentin and he lets go he lowers his fist what are you what are you doing I wanted to talk to you why didn't you just why didn't you just say you needed to talk to me because I needed to talk to you under cover of darkness sure okay what's go what's going on when the truth can be shared what's going on what's going on with you I'm going to bed yeah you come you came here presumably to ask me a question or to tell me something I did what's the deal with your parents what do you mean what's the deal with your parents with my parents what's going on with your parents did they adopt you yeah my yeah I'm adopted everybody knows that okay hold on I gotta think about what I'm trying to do I would love that hold on just give it to me yeah don't worry it's really good yeah this is great it's awesome the it's going great so he came into the situation basically just wanting to get an insight into the I think of the adoption process and whether a land is being used sure and also what happened to him he wants to know what happened he what do you mean what happened like what was the thing that happened two weeks ago that like made him so sad like that made everything that changed oh yeah well yeah fenton would know the date to like what happened on february 17th yeah yeah totally yeah and he would uh-huh yeah so fenton he gets up he and he goes and he he he takes the the agenda he opens it to the page that everything was crossed out on that nothing was scheduled and he slides it across the floor I want answers he snatches up the agenda you took my agenda franklin took it wow under the bus instantly lightning flashes behind franklin at that time he's like and you snitch we yeah what what do you what do you want to know what were you doing on that day oh franklin put you up to this no trying to rub it in my face what mindy broke up with me yes is this is this all of the sorry you hear clover and franklin high five from outside so loud slap it sounds like a lightning high five so hard yeah she broke up with me all right and I was bummed out of my mind and I was like oh my god what about it uh fenton uh drops the he's like oh fuck okay uh I thought it was I didn't I didn't know that that's what happened you you you