Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 3
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The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream.
[Content Warning: Chocolate, Vanilla, Bubblegum]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. But yeah, you guys are walking home one night from just, you know, a night's walk, a day's mall business, walking back to Candyland.
We were watching the fountain for a while. It was really nice. It was. They have a light show at the fountain. The parents will throw coins in. Like, they'll give coins to their kids. You guys had snorkels. You were in the fountain. Yeah. Yeah. That's why we go at the light show, because we can actually see where all the coins are. Yeah, we steal them. We distract the parents. After they throw the coins. And the janitor who has the push broom that puts all the money to the middle. Yeah. Yeah.
He's distracted by all the lights. Yeah. We're, like, pushing the broom away. Like, get out of here. Yeah. It's our money. And then after we climb out, we're, like, just watching the fountain with, like, a pile of coins. Beautiful. Just having a good day. Yeah. Holding hands. Oh, yeah. Because we're code opponents. Yeah. And as you're walking back, holding hands with your pockets full of coins that you stole out of a fountain. And they're all drawstring bathing bottoms. Yeah. So my butt cracks.
All the way out. We bought one ice cream cone to share. Yes. We want three scoops, my good man. Three scoops. Are you sure you guys don't want three one scoop cones? Three one scoop cones on the bottom. Hey. No, no, no. It's organized by how tall we are. Yeah. Franklin. We're all. Yeah. Yours is in the middle. We're trying to get in there at the same time. And then Franklin's, like, aw. Oh, my God. Yeah. Let me lick the bottom. I gotta lick the bottom. Yeah.
But if you're licking the bottom, then Franklin can't reach the top. No, I can't reach the top. Look at this. Here, let me cradle the bottom. I'll just lick it down here. Jesus Christ. There's room for you in here. Just come around the back. Jesus Christ. What are you? What? Sean, what are you talking about? Yeah. Okay. This is a parrot walking by going, Jesus fucking Christ. But as you guys are walking through trying to three-way eat this ice cream cone through the dark corridor.
You're walking through the dark corridors that lead to Candyland. You're watching. Also, we're, like, we didn't take towels and we're just wearing our, like, we're soaking wet. We're soaking, shivering and eating ice cream. And Franklin wears, you know, small kid Speedos. Yeah. It's just like. We look insane. Fenton's vampire makeup is rubbing. Oh, yeah. My emo makeup's all over. Dripping down his swim shirt. Franklin's starting to wear emo makeup. Oh, so we're all walking around.
We look insane. Yeah. Yeah. Little raccoon face. All my eye makeup is catched in my little mustache. Yeah. Very dark. And as you're walking, you almost walk into it. Squeaky, squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeak. A rat? A cart. Like, just a little push cart that you would put, like, buffet meats on. A trap. It's pushed into the corridor. Who's there? You turn around and behind you, a, seems like a melting face. Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ghoul eyes.