Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 15

And uh a few weeks after the show you're all chilling in the sugar shack and you hear hey hey get out here cool tree kids get out here barbo barbo barbo and he comes up and his hands are like in knife position he's like what's up what's going on someone's calling us out oh yeah and he gets up and he stumbles a little bit out of his hammock because his legs are like healing but he's still a little sore okay okay give me a second just give me a second kids and he goes outside wait I want to put a bandana on you there oh all right thank you a bandana around your the rest of your face with just your eyes cool here pull one of these boxing gloves on just one just one does this look intimidating and he's standing there in his shorts in his security crop top with two bandanas on his face and a boxing glove on his left hand and then fenton uh he draws abs over top of uh barbo's ass just gotta like naturally uh accentuate the abs contour okay oh are you guys gonna come with me or am I just gonna go there by myself I will wait here yeah we'll wait back here okay uh and he goes outside and as he's walking out he's like what the fuck is up and he walks out the door whoa and then a couple a couple seconds later he comes back in covered head to toe and eggnog and he's like they mean business the nogs so you go outside and there are like a dozen at least wild nogs here with their leader at the front on his uh you know those like banana seat bikes that are kind of like uh yeah like harleys yeah and they all have those um nog canisters on the back and yeah their leader at the front he's got a jean jacket and long blonde hair and the beginnings of a wispy teenager mustache oh it's so intimidating yeah no oh my god yeah and this is you've seen this kid around uh this is saddler triumph oh and he's smoking a real cigarette oh yeah and he looks like he's gonna throw up because he's when he's when he sucks in the smoke he chews it in his mouth because he thinks that's what you have to do um oh god I love to smoke a cigarette burps in a big cloud of smoke comes out I want to come out behind borbillo on my bike and in like the handles I've stuffed incense and I've lit them so it's like smoke oh fuck yeah what do you guys want funny you should ask uh I think it's time that you and your uh cool treat nerds start to learn to pay a little bit of respect to some of the gangs around here and I'm gonna go ahead and do that so if you're coming here huh if only there was a respectable gang around here it's on the ground in front of them spit boys and they all go and don't spit at us we spit at you and the pendant goes spit everybody's bad spit boy spit harder and it goes on for fifteen minutes and everybody's got a dry phone runs inside grabs a jug of water and brings a no fry cool tickets there's adults passing by just be like whoa widz widz widz widz widz widz widz widz widz a widz a şu like what the fuck somebody gets a drip on their head looks up spitting dribbles in their face mall security walks by in this like because it's kind of a semi-abandoned part of the mall right on their patrol and they're just like what the I just imagine a janitor comes up because they've got the call and they're just waiting with their fucking waiting off to the side floor side got that kids spitting all over the floor uh and yeah creamy nog spit gross yeah they're all uh re-nogging after the spitting's done it's so slippery now so what do you think kids you're gonna pay up or are we gonna have a problem here I don't know if you think a problem is shoving it up your ass is this how it's gonna be yeah you know it yeah you're not gonna get shit from us you little dick piece of shit whoa whose little kid is this he's our little kid and we're the only good gang around here well all right okay look I didn't want it to have to be this way but I hope nothing bad happens to your shop and I hope nothing bad happens to your bikes and then fenton pulls his little wiener out and pisses on one of the bikes all right this is like the kid once you say that you're a little dick piece of shit you're a little dick piece of shit I hope nothing happens to your bikes they all stand up straight off their bikes and the kid that you start peeing just pushes you to the ground oh shit I can't stop oh my god I jump in and deck them oh yeah yeah all right knuckle in the face roll up what is it fight what's it called scrap something skirmish oh skirmish yeah okay so this is going to be um you're in a controlled position because uh he's distracted pushing franklin over friend fenton over it's a little savage uh I roll over and I'm like oh my god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die just one because I don't I have skirmish yeah skirmish and prowess yeah yeah so you're rolling two and take the higher yeah and this is a um this is just risky three three's my highest number all right we don't send them yeah that's not good uh so you hit this kid describe how you hit this kid and he walks up when he pushes fenton over and then he steps on his uh right foot and then pushes him you know when you do that thing steps on his right foot and pushes him into his friends and all the bikes with like dominoes through them and they fall their own spit.

Yeah. They're slipping in the spit and Fenton still pissing. He really had to go when they showed up and all their nog you got me. All their nog canisters hit the ground and start spilling. So there's nog spit and piss everywhere and that janitor is crying. I knew this day would come and after 10 minutes of slipping and sliding the wild dogs get up and Sadler Triumph goes boys.

Let's get out of here, but you haven't seen the last of the wild nogs and then he does a he tries to do a wheelie on his bike and it skids in the nog and the spit and the piss and then they start riding away and Borbo goes. So you guys decided to do the piss thing. Yeah, you're more for like intimidation factor. Cool, cool, cool, cool. We do a flashback to when we're talking about different ways to deal with a large group and they're the top of the list. It says the piss thing. The piss thing.

So step one, Fenton starts pissing on something to make them mad. Step two, Franklin does that move. There's a diagram of Franklin stepping on somebody's foot and pushing them. Yeah, and then Borbo Borbo was after, but we were like, sorry, it was finished before then. Clover's drawn a little rat with a tinsel neck down the corner of the chalkboard. He's part of the piss plan. You guys all come back inside and you're like all went according to play. This is why we practice guys.

I'll do this more often. Okay, so yeah, wild nogs not going well with them.