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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it. 

Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.

This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.

Whether you’re a TTRPG veteran or a fan of D&D comedy podcasts like The Adventure Zone, NADDPOD, or Dimension 20, you’ll feel right at home at our table. 

Spout Lore is improvised narrative at its best: made FOR best friends, BY best friends!

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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾

Charles Eve, okay. Feeling good. Mariah Carey. Okay, or not. No, I did remember Mariah Carey again. We'll be better at it the second time. There is just one thing I need. It's Seamus. Of course, no surprise. I just want you to kiss me. All you would ever know is my love. Pretty good. Seamus, all I want for Christmas. Charles Eve. Charles Eve is you. Barbara's going nuts. All I need to do is dance right. Then I can get all the respect I couldn't get from my real parents.

Because they died and abandoned me. I just think it's a good time to put your worries aside and celebrate. A bowl of meatballs in a bigger bowl of Pepto Bismol. And the best. Best thing about the holidays of Christmas Eve. Let's wait for the next verse. Is when. No, not yet. Okay, wait. Barbara's like, okay, dude, just slow down. Slow down. Barbara's correcting us. Now. Best thing about Charles Eve. Is when you get your Christmas treats. Thrown into the front window. Of your house.

And it is fun. And walk on broken glass to get your gifts. And cut your feet up bad. But that's okay. Because in the gifts there is alcohol swabs and band-aids. And that was. And when we get extra stuff. We will eat the meatballs. Because Charles Eve is about meatballs. Food. And that's you. Barbo. What is up you kids? It's time for Charles Eve. You don't have to worry about Charles getting in here. I'm gonna stop that guy. This thing ends tonight. I'm gonna kick the fucking shit out of Charles.

You're gonna stop that guy. You're gonna stop that guy. He goes into like a hard guitar riff. He drops his guitar. Picks up a guitar. An electric guitar. Oh man. It's alright. You better watch your ass. Charles I'm gonna be nearby. If you fuck with these kids. Charles you're gonna have to deal with me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

Kneeling we're on one we're all on one knee and like pointing at borblow that's a borblow grew up wondering like how come nobody ever fucking stops this guy you the shot pans out and you can see that we are caroling at different stores just making yeah that was that was the opening montage of this episode of spout more Mall Brats how you doing everybody I'm your game master show Sean O'Hara and playing fenton beasley the slide Abdul Aziz hello playing franklin stein the cutter Paul Oppers hey and playing clover ivy fern the whisper jessica tie hi