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[Content Warning: Rat, Man]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
So I need to spend a stress to do a flashback. Ooh. Okay. Cool. All right. Tell me about the flashback. So he's buying a bunch of rats. Okay. Wait, buying? Rats are free. That's what Franklin and Clover tell Fenton after the fact. Everybody buys a bunch of rats. They're free, dummy. They're everywhere. Look at, I got all these rats for only 15 coin. 15 coin. Can I take all the spear bucks? I take all the spear bucks. Yeah, there's nine spear bucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know a rat guy.
You got a guy. What about Dwat has a friend? Oh, yeah. The rat guy. Dwat's the snake guy. He knows a rat guy, though. Dwat, you know a rat guy, right? Yeah, I know a rat guy. Where is he? In the abandoned cheese factory. Yeah, they're near the cheese factory. The old cheese factory. This conversation's happening while Dwat's head is poked out of the tent. Yeah. He's right. He's really sweaty. His hair's all matted. His beard's, like, been braided and clipped into his hair.
What is happening in there? Yeah, it's just good to get it out of the way sometimes. Oh, God. Anyways, you know where the cheese factory is, right? Or was, I suppose. Yeah, it's in the collapsed part of the mall, right? Yeah, it's in the collapsed part of the mall. Okay, yeah, I'm going to go there. Charles' cheese. Charles' cheese. Charles' cheese collapsed on Charles Eve. And then Dwat goes, okay, well, I'll see you later.
And he's very careful to make sure you can't see anything between the flaps of the tent as he closes it around his face. You hear this. Ooh. And a little giggle. And you're going to a different part of the mall that we've never been to that's collapsed. Yes. Cool. And so you're going to a place that is called Charles' cheese or the old cheese factory. But it's not a factory factory. It's like a restaurant. It's like a restaurant that used to serve cheese-based things.
But it's been since collapsed and empty. So you enter this cheese factory and it's dark. There's light coming in from like skylights that have fallen down at weird angles. So there's beams of light cutting across this dark and dusty restaurant. Hello. Skitter, skitter, skitter. I'm looking for the rat man. Rat man. Oh, you're looking for the rat man, are you? Are you? And it like echoes around the room. And it's like, I guess he's like trying to turn around, but he's still on his bike.
He's trying to get his bike. He's picking it up and doing that like skitter in a circle thing. Looking for the rat man, huh? I'm trying to find the rat man. The rats are looking for you as well. Skitter, skitter, skitter. Rat man, I want to buy some rats from you. You want to buy some rats, do you? Just fucking stop doing this. I just want to buy some rats. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't trust you. Oh. Rat man. I'm the rat man. I live with the rats. What? Can I do a consort? Yeah.
But I mean, literally, if you would just tell him who you were, who sent you here, it might help. Okay. I'm Fenton from the Cool Tree Kids. And I was sent here by God himself. What the fuck? Fenton. Rats. It's weird. Fenton's very weird. Rats know no God. Rat God. The God of Rats. Rats, rats, rats, rats, rats.