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The Cool Treat Kids have Super Soakers…that’s pretty much the whole thing.
[Content Warning: Steven Soderbergh Cuts, Super Soaker, A Second Super Soaker]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
This is a rules-light, character-driven journey where the setting is made up on the fly; evolving from ancient hotdog-based festivals to mythic beasts of terrible power.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians. Abdullah here. Just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. Because we want him to absolutely be busted, right? Right.
Do you think that having marked off your trans powder means you have more, or do you think that was your only dose? Would I have used all of my trans powder on Harold? You tell me. You were doing a bit. Do you want to feel the consequences of your bit? Yeah. Then you don't have any more. Fuck. I could use the cane sword. Yeah, I have Demi-Hab tools. Kill him. You probably got something else on your sheet. I mean, I have the option of Epistemol. I have a pistol and a second pistol.
Clover just has two guns. All of a sudden, two 9mm pistols. A dove flies out of her pocket. Yeah, what the fuck, Clover? What if we do let him escape, but put the fire out, so that the vials are left over? So it's like a water gun. Water guns. Yes. That's Super Soaker 75. That's Super Soakers. Two pistols or water guns. Yeah. So he escapes through his painting. The painting closes. The painting closes behind him, and Clover sees the burning files in the garbage can.
I pull out my Super Soaker and a second Super Soaker. I hand the other one to you guys. Nice. All right, take aim. I knew these would come in handy. Yeah, when we're going on to Stega, we're like, we need to be well-armed. Well-armed, yeah. It's the only time we've ever used them. It's so cool. I love that we've unlocked some water guns in this. Yeah, it's us. There's a quiet moment where we're at the hose, slowly filling the Super Soakers. Like, just looking around. Next to a hose. Yeah.
Like, it's Ocean's Eleven, like, you're, like, getting dressed and, like, loading your shit, and then it's just you at a hose. Squeak, squeak. Yeah, Steven Soderbergh-style, like, cuts. Yeah. Cuts between, like, the frames or third frames, and then it's all us prepping, and then it's us at Crystal Pool in our bathing suits. And that's a full shot. That's the whole screen. Static. And, like, they have, like, big compartments, so it takes about five minutes to load each. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Franklin's got goggles and a snorkel and flippers on, and he's squirting the water in his mouth. And, like, stop it. I have to fill it again. It's hose water, though. It's the best water. It is the best water. It's the best water. Actually, hose water out of a Super Soaker is the best. Oh, my God. Yeah. You can taste the plastic. It's so fresh. Kids just, like, ah. Yeah.
We're, like, I love the taste of the plastic of these Super Soakers. Yeah. And then there's a seven-minute scene where we're shooting each other in the back of the face. She's drinking it. You guys have never been more hydrated. Yeah.