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And you walk back to town. The sun continues to rise in the sky. It's still pretty early in the morning. And you get back to the edge of Lone Tree Hill. And as you're walking through the main road, passing pretty close to the barn where Billy was illegally sleeping, you hear, there they are. There he is. And there's a group of halflings at old Bill's farm. And they run over to you. Oh, no. Hide behind Fred Lee and Chip.

And Bill has his pitchfork and his little floppy straw hat and his overalls that are hanging off one shoulder. Whoa. Chip jumps out front. And he goes, there he is. There's that little scamp, Billy. He's the one what stole the cow. What? I didn't steal a cow. Watch where you're pointing that thing. And Fred Lee takes a sharpened stick out of his own pocket. And he's like, it wasn't Billy who stole your fucking cow. Well, Billy was sleeping in my barn this morning.

He must have been staking out the cow. And then the second I turned my back, he grabbed her reins and he scampered off into the woods. He's been with us the whole time. Oh, well, maybe that means you've been with him the whole time. And the halflings are like, oh, no, they wouldn't. Accomplices, accomplices. What the fuck? How am I supposed to steal the cow? I have tried so many times to steal the cow. And I have never succeeded. So you admit it. You want to steal. The cow. Okay.

Who doesn't want to steal the cow? Everyone. Every hand in town shoots up in the air. Sorry. Really? Martha, I overheard you saying that you wish you own Daisy. Well, of course I wish I own Daisy. She's beautiful. Yeah. So and you were saying like, boy, quotes word for word. If if Bill wasn't such a nosy little shit, I would take Daisy right under his big fat nose. You roll two to six plus to his mouth. Eight. Fuck. Yes. Bill says, Martha, is it true? And Martha stammers a bit.

And Martha goes, no, it's not true. He's trying to so discontent within the town. And I want to back Billy up. So I go and I heard a big I'm over there. Say that he was sleeping with Martha. Yeah. Up in the stakes. Significantly. Wow. Two to six plus charisma. Yeah. Okay. It's a plus one. Three. Huge swing. Wild. Incredible. Miss. And Bill jabs his pitchfork in your direction. He's quite far away. And he goes, quiet, friendly. Everybody knows your parents. Potatoes are of poor quality.

Hey, you leave his parents out of this. And he turns to the rest of the town's people, the town's halflings. And he says, folks, our beloved cow cow has gone missing on the eve of Charles Eve Eve. And if we don't get that cow back before Charles Eve Eve, then we're not going to be able to have our traditional. Charles Eve feast. A big. And you hear people going, we won't be able to make the balls. We're going to be ball. Less. We're going to have the balls.

We're going to be ballers on Charles Eve. What about the bowl of communal cream that we all sip from fruit with long straws simultaneously? Everybody in town at the same time. If I don't get my cream, this Charles Eve, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Cool it. Dina. Dina was a halfling this whole time. Yeah. Maybe she's just there. Yeah. Dina is towering over the rest of the town. She's six times taller than everybody here.

And old Bill turns around and he says, Billy, if that cow isn't back in my paddock by Charles Eve Eve, that's the final straw. We're running you out of town for the last time. You're going to be eating your words, old man. We'll see about that, kids. We'll see. Yeah. His face is so red. Yeah. And he throws his floppy little straw hat on the ground. He stalks back into his farmhouse. The townsfolk cross their arms and look at you in discontent before dispersing.

And as they disperse, Fred Lee goes, yeah, that's right. You better run. And he does a bunch of karate moves. Chip goes and gets that straw hat. Puts it on. Yeah. You'd run away, you big chick. And you as you yell that you see Milborg and Mildred and they look you right in the eye, Chip. And they shake their heads.