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In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new chocolate at an elementary school production of Pretty Woman.
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[Content Warning: Musical Gaslighting, Little Turdlets, Pretty Woman Copyright Infringement]
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Spout Lore is a hilarious Actual Play podcast using the Dungeon World game system, brought to life by four award-winning comedians in Canada: Abdul Aziz, Paul Oppers, Shawn O’Hara, and Jessica Tai. If you’re looking for a collaborative storytelling experience that balances high fantasy with side-splitting improv comedy, you’ve found it.
Join three “mighty” “heroes” (Tuk the Barbarian, Vyng the half-elf Druid, and Fat Billie the nine-year-old Halfling Thief) as they bumble through a post-magic world.
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Show transcript (autogenerated by Apple Podcasts) ▾
Hi, Spoutlorians, Abdul here, just letting you know that we dropped a brand new episode of our Patreon-exclusive bonus game, Speltmore Mall Brats, over on our Patreon feed, and also dropping a little teaser here in the main feed for you guys. So if you're interested, head over to Patreon for the full episode. Links are in the show notes. What if he's double-crossing them? That's the thing. It's got to be said. The Hubberstone twins work for the Hubberstone twins.
So they could be manipulating you, too. It's hard to say what is true. Yeah. Clover's not trusting anyone. Her mind is just going nuts. Oh, my God. She's got that dark chocolate mind. I do. Oh, yeah. You start hearing like, don't trust him. What did we tell you? Don't trust him. We were right. Don't trust him. Don't trust who? Anyone. After that whisper ends, Fenton, who is now inside of your costume. Fenton, how'd you get in here? Up the bottom. Crawled up a leg. I crawled up one of your legs.
Oh, God. That was so hard. It's so hot in here. Guys, what are we doing in here? How'd you fit in here? We needed privacy. You smell like sour milk. You smell like sour milk. Why didn't you take a shower? I haven't taken a shower since we left the sugar shack. Guys, what's going on? What are you doing here? This is big shit. We can't totally 100% trust the Hoverstone twins. And we need to find a way to figure out if we can trust Seamus.
Because if we're out here on our own, everything sucks right now. And if Durga is actually here for us, then we're in a lot more danger than we thought. Because as soon as we step outside of the Caprice Theater, her thugs are going to fucking grab us. Probably. I have an idea. What? What? I think Seamus and I should trade places. What do you mean? On stage? Yeah. I don't trust him alone with the chocolate, not even for a minute. He doesn't know the dance routine. We don't know the dance routine.
You told me you learned the dance routine. We did our best, but we didn't have anywhere to practice. Is this a bad idea? No. Oh, this makes sense. I think it works. One thing I was going to suggest was if we fed him one of the little turdlets, you could, you could read his mind. That's a way better idea. And then, and then, I mean, I already know the dance for sure. Definitely. I know the dance. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I already know the dance. Okay, good.
Because you guys told me you knew the dance and this whole thing is based on the dance. So as long as you know the dance, that's fine. That's fine. That's cool. Franklin is so disappointed in what I'm putting up on right now. It's crazy. It's fine. No. You learned the dance. You learned the dance and that's fine. We're. We're best friends. Family. Yeah. You would not learn the dance. He's not even enunciating anymore. He's so stressed out.
And then Benton crawls over to Franklin inside of the costume and he's like, okay, Franklin, here's what I want you to know about how much I learned the dance is I know dance lives inside of the heart of every vampire. And so I will let it pour out of me. Oh my God. When the time comes. He didn't know the dance at all. I will let it pour out of me. It will come. It will come. From my heart. And that will be the best way for me to know how to dance with you is if I just fucking improvise.
You hear a from the club, from the crowd. Shit. Get out of my costume, guys. I can't run over there. Get out of my car. But this is the first act starting. We're in the middle, right? No, but we got to talk to Seamus and I can't. I still can't. We can't do all this together. We try to get out. We fall. We roll off the front of the stage because it's a rock stage and shit rolls downhill. Oh. We roll to the back of the theater. As you hear all of the trumpets begin their fanfare of. Is this Mr.
Sandman? You didn't even get the song right. It's Mr. Sandman. Nice try. That sounded exactly like Pretty Woman. It did. I've been practicing. I practice every night for 30 minutes in the mirror. This is the horn player. He's pushing all the other musicians. You fucking heard that? That was perfect.