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Hey, Tuck here. We're running low on funds because Billy dropped our fanny pack into the ocean and that had all our money in it. Please go to patreon.com slash speltlore to donate more money to us so that we can replace the fanny pack. Also, mirrors. We need to buy new mirrors. Where did we get that guy? Gather round, friends, let me tell you a tale of three heroes, noble and bold. A brute, a druid, and a thief who is but nine years old. You know them by name, you know them by deed.

Their quests are famously daring. So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home. He loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best in bread. They may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close for the tale's about to start. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Speltlore.

I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz. Hello, everybody. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hi there, guys. And playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica. Hello, everyone. Each member of Speltlore put down their phones at the exact moment they began speaking. Except Jessica. Except Jessica. Jessica's still doing something. I'm playing Wordle, everyone, before I forget to. Before you ruin your streak. Yep.

When last we left our heroes, they had been given an unceremonious ceremony in which they were asked to leave Hibernia under a gash in which Ving agreed to kill the man known as the Ranger King. That's what we know. Mm-hmm. They began their quest into the gray, and we found ourselves alongside a vessel of unimaginable folk. Yeah. We weren't sure if these people were friendly or not.

Billy put a smiley face drawing in a bottle that Tuck whipped over onto the other ship, professing friendship as they came alongside, initially revealing that they were all wearing identical necklaces in the shape of anchors, which Oleander also had one, which he described as the symbol of the sailor that he pays homage to.

And presumably the others did too, until Billy, using his Billnoculars, looked close, using Trap Expert, determining that these folks were in fact pirates, as their sailor medallions were in fact the shape of a sword wreathed by two hooks. Pretty cool. Thank you. I was pretty fucking pleased that I came up with that. Thank you. In the moment, I was happy with it. The battle was joined. The pirates were vanquished. Oleander, three sheets to the wind. Absolutely fucked. Yeah, he got so drunk.

Mm-hmm. For almost no reason, it seems like, but he was stressed. Just stressed. Yeah, he was just hitting the stores. And Billy and Oleander were having a nice, friendly, varied conversation on the deck of the ship, which was then revealed to be a distraction tactic, as Ving and Tuck planned an intervention for the captain below decks. Slash an inventory of how much booze was left on the boat. Yeah, mostly just letting him know that there was no outing. There was no alcohol.

And then Oleander kind of turned it into an intervention of his own. With the help of his quartermaster, and it sounds like maybe best friend, Darcy Spice. Yeah. Darcy Spice. The intervention was a hit. Everybody got a hug and a- Super- Oh, I was gonna say, everyone got super drunk. Everyone got wasted in celebration. We gotta stop getting drunk at these things. It is now, therefore. That'll work. Two steps forward. Everybody got a hug and a peck.

Including Billy, who came down for a hug after promising to steer the ship, which then aggressively ran aground. The crew went to the top deck and discovered that they were ashore in the frozen north. And that is where we find our heroes now. Well, you did it, Billy. You did it! I did it! What the fuck happened? Well, we're here. Says Oleander. It was easy. What do you mean? I just, like, whirled it around a couple of times. Like, you know, when you spin the thing, you go, vroom! There.

You go, and you go the other way, like, vroom! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a sailor. That's not what you're supposed to do. Uh, well, tell that to yourself, because I clearly got us here when you couldn't. And he looks behind at the ocean, which is, of course, shining a brilliant blue because of the bright blue sky. It's so bright. It's so bright. There's icebergs in the distance, you know, like, just huge chunks of ice floating. Snow-covered coastline, trees, forests, the whole deal.

You could see a pod of orca whales breaching. Yeah. Yeah. Not a shred of fog to be seen. The gray is so far away from here. And then he kind of dusts his hands off, puts his hands on his hips, and goes, well, I guess my job is done. That's the sun runner for you. Yep. Fast as all hell. He reaches down and he pats the side of the boat. Atta girl. Chunks of the bower falling up as a massive hole falls out of its listing one side. She's beautiful. Beautiful as the day I stole her. Sorry, bud.

Anyway, so we're here. What now? Well, I guess is that goodbye? I guess kinda. Where the fuck are we? I mean, yeah, I don't know where we are. Wait, is there a town nearby? Can I? Yeah, go ahead. Discern realities. Two to six plus wisdom. Okay. Well, that's five. I'll aid because I'm from here. Nope, can't. It's five. It's four, actually. Okay. Oh, yeah, right. I have a debility to wisdom. Okay, then, unfortunately, it looks like wherever you beached yourself, no towns in sight. Shit.

Well, I mean, is there anything I can discern realities of where we are to see if Ving knows the shoreline? I want to use something like digging through the ground to see how deep the snow is or how what color the ice is or see if there's any plants around to see if I can determine the region. Does that make any sense? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Oh, well, go off the Orcas. Orcas are only as certain part of the bay this time of year, this time of day. Nice. Eleven. Okay.

So you get three questions off the list. What should I be on the lookout for? So, yeah, Ving, you know that like you look down the coast and you can see the edge of the great forest and the like wooded mountains that make up the majority of it. So, you know that instead of landing close to Adarnax Tower, you have like a little bit of a chance to get to the top of the mountain. You have landed much closer to the great forest than you intended to in an area called Beecher Straight.

So, you are not only quite far from human habitation, but you're very close to elves. I'm really sorry. I saw snow, so I thought I'd pull over. That's great instincts. Well, we're here now, then, I guess. So, this is Ollie. So, what am I, what do I, what do we do? I mean, we don't want to be too close to the top of the mountain. We don't want to be too close to the great forest. So, do we, I mean. I mean, we're kind of at a crossroads. We need to go north to get to Adarondack's house.

No, Adarnack Allwater. We have to go north to get to Adarax place. But we have to go south to murder the man that we have to kill. Right. I feel like we go north first. And hopefully that we make it back in two months, right guys? Yeah. Looking around nervously. I think we can go find this glacier in less than two months. Like on foot? Yeah. Or is there like a north-south trade route maybe that runs? Can I use Bardic lore? Histories? Oh. Because Oldshire is old. Uh-huh.

Is there a north-south trade route that runs to Oldshire from like the coast here? Can you read Bardic lore real quick? When you first encounter an important creature, location, or item, you recall, covered by your Bardic lore, you can ask the GM any one question about it. The GM will answer truthfully. The GM may then ask what legend, song, or tale. Okay. You heard that information in. Yeah. So I guess that I suppose that applies. Yeah. This area. Yeah.

There is a trade route that connects the principalities to the north. It goes through the frozen mist mountains. It goes through the frozen mist mountains. Yeah. And it's probably not going right along the coast, but it must be kind of close by. Like if you're in the north. There should be like an outpost or a fort or something somewhere. You would assume so. Yeah. Okay. So where did you hear about this road? I heard about it in a map. In a map. All right. Perfect.

You remember seeing a map and there's a road there? Yeah. It's one of Tuck's very few very clear memories. You know how sometimes our memory will just register very clearly and it'll be like, why is this just in my fucking head? Just in my fucking head. Yeah. It's the same thing where he was just like at a Barnes and Noble and there was a map on a wall of like the frozen north and he was just like, okay, there's a road. There's a road and now to find nonfiction erotic thrillers. Nonfiction.

You mean Penthouse Forum? Yeah, I guess so. What are the most thrilling erotic things that really happened? Perfect. So what's the what's this road called?

I think it used to connect like there must have been whatever like overarching government there is in the north, which we don't actually know anything about must have been like allies with the kingdom of Kinos back in the day and that's when this road was built was like you could just be there used to be people that had to took a lot of goods back and forth. They were known as the truckers and this is the ice road. No, it's the ice road.

It's the most the most dangerous for the most dangerous man. They were known as the trackers. So there's ice road trackers. Yeah, I think that it's a it's a profession that still exists. Yeah, they have huge blades on their giant on their. Oh, yeah, they ride the sailboats the boats that yeah, yeah on the other side of the frozen mist mountain. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Ice boats. That's what they were called. Sorry, the ice boat trackers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So if you go east, you should eventually hit this road. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what you know, but Ollie, is like I we're going to need to make repairs for sure. I either got to leave the boat here or I got to leave you here. There's a mill to the south. If you just stick to this straight and go past the end of that island there. Uh-huh. There's there used to be a mill. I don't know if it's still there. I haven't been here for a hundred years. Okay, how about I go to this mill?

You go do your thing and I'll meet you in old cheer. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense because then we have a way out in case shit goes really bad in old cheer. Yeah. Come find me in old cheer and then, you know, I'll stick around for I guess two months and then I was going to say five dollars a day plus expenses. And if I don't hear from you guys in two months, then I'll assume that you're dead. What do you say? Okay, sounds great. I want to give him some money. Do we have any? I don't think you do.

I have 20 coins. You can have that dude. Nice. Okay. Does it matter to you? This is all the money I have. No, it doesn't matter. Well, no, it did until you said it's the all. It's all the money you have. Yeah, but I don't care about money. Okay, then yeah, I'll take it. Okay, here you go. Thank you very much. You can buy a lot of donuts with that. Yeah, I'll definitely be buying donuts with it by barrels of donuts. Don't you worry? Yeah, barrel kegs and kegs full of donuts. No, dude.

And then I turned I'm kidding. I turned to Darcy. I'm like, you got to keep him sober. I will do nothing else with my power life for the rest of my life. Like I was going to die really soon. So who's coming with you? I assume I think just Perel, Maggie and all three. Well, I mean, what would Maggie and Kareem do on the boat? We could use them. We really could use. Yeah, you're going to find like a mender's vault. You probably want the mender with you. We want the menders and we want the wizard.

Well, Maggie and Kareem go and have a conversation and then Maggie comes back by herself. Cool. Well, you have to remember relapse is part of recovery. Go easy on yourself. I'm not going to drink. That's fine. If you do, it's lame. I'm never going to drink again. That's don't say that I might sometimes, but I'm not going to for a while. All right, like a week at least. Nice. And then I'll be fine. Yeah, you're a week away from the closest bar anyway.

So by the time I get there, I might not even want to drink, you know? Yeah. All right. Well, it's been real and he puts out his hand. Yeah, Billy, I ran in for a hug and instead I got slapped in the face. Oh, Billy. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No, come here. Come here. Come here. Okay. All right. It's fine. I hug him from behind. Oh, hey buddy. You take care of yourself. I will. We'll see you in old sheer, right? See you in old sheer. Dress warm. It's cold. I will. Don't worry.

Yeah, it's really cold here. Texas wearing only a kimono. He's still wearing the kimono. Yeah. Yeah. And his loincloth. And Perel has got like full on winter clothes, like heavy cloak, pants. Where'd you get that? Oh, they're on the boat. No, I'm fine. No, come here. Billy, you're going to need something. Scoops you up and he puts you in his cloak. So he's like carrying you under his arm and you're wrapped in the fur line. Oh, okay. I'm good. Okay. Uh, well, good luck.

Tech puts out his hand to only under to shake it. Say bye. It was nice to sail with you. Hey, my pleasure. And you know what? I think that if the patron of sailors met you, he would think you were cool. Okay. Whatever you say, buddy. And he hops back on the sun runner. Have fun. Don't die. He just stands there because it's broken. I can't go anywhere yet. So, oh, we have to walk away. Oh, right. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. It's hard to know who's supposed to leave a seat. Okay.

We'll get out of here. We'll get out of here. We'll get out of here. Okay. All right, everybody. Let's try and find this road, huh? All right, Maggie. Okay, let's go. I'm going first. And she runs out. Whoa. Whoa. I instinctively chase. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And she starts running so fast. I'm running along the top of the snow. Pearl. Oh, my God. No. So far behind. I see you picking up dice. Yeah. Is it a race? I guess so. To see who gets to the outpost first.

Yeah, to fight into strength. Are we all racing? This is just a race. This is just a race. Like, you're still going to have to undertake a perilous journey. Billy, you roll for Pearl. Yeah, I'm rolling for Pearl. Yours is for wisdom or charisma to try and charm him into running faster. And you, Sean, roll for Maggie. She doesn't have stats. She's got stats now. She does. Here we go. Okay, 2d6 plus strength. Here we go. Charisma for Billy, I guess. Holy shit. I got 11. I also got 11.

I rolled a four. Whoa. But I have three strikes, so I got a seven. Oh, what? Did Tuck slip on ice immediately? Yeah, he slipped on ice and the thing happened where you land on your back and then it wins you and you think you're going to die. Oh, no. And Billy got what? Billy got an 11. And Vin got 11. And Maggie got 12. Whoa. So Tuck's so far behind. He slipped because he was making fun of Pearl, but how fucking far behind he is.

And then as Pearl is running past you and you fall down, you hear him laugh like, yeah. He's so happy. He's wheezing. He's like, and Maggie comes to like a casual, like jogging. Stop as you pass, like a stone that was in the field. She throws her arms up in the air. I did it. I'm the winner. I'm, oh, I'm the best. Still got it. Still, still got it. Still feeling. She's like slapping her thighs as she's like kicking her knees up. Strong legs. Oh my God. I got to sit down. She sits.

Um, in my fifties. I might've mentioned that at some point. I'm exceptionally tired now. And Tuck comes up with like a wheezing limp. And he's like, okay, I'm going to need to take five minutes. Cause I can't see in the middle of my field of vision. Let's just hear. And she scoots over on the rock. She's sitting on, take a seat, take a seat. Tuck sits down and Perel waddles up with Billy under his arm. Very pleased with himself that he beat Tuck. Yeah. Uh, so we just ran a bunch.

He used up a bunch of body heat and calories. And he does a quick look around and goes, I don't see an outpost. Any of you, we are in the middle of a frozen way. We can't see the shore anymore. That was probably smart of us to lose the coastline. What's that? Is that a ranger? Is it? I'm just joking, but we ran into this headlong and with no plan. And I feel like that could happen at any time. I don't like these jokes. Perel, I'm going to discern realities. Yeah, you can discern realities.

And we're also going to need to undertake. A perilous journey. Probably where we're going, but do your discern. Yeah. Eight. Okay. Yeah. So you get a, you get a point or you get a question. I could age. Cause then we can move it up to a 10. I just think it makes sense. Cause it makes sense. Like, you know, yeah, right. Yeah. Also Ving has light sight and it's very bright. Oh yeah. You're able to resolve details in the distance. Great. I got 11. Okay. Yeah.

You get three questions off the list now. What here is useful or valuable? To me? Uh, what here is useful or valuable to you? You look into the far East, uh, with your bill nocculars and though very far away, you see what looks like a tiny, tiny little dark speck in the distance with a tiny little wavering finger of smoke above it. Oh, do you see that thing? Mm. Hmm. What are your elf? I see. I can't see it like that. Does it sound racist? Yeah. What the fuck? Sorry. You're an elf. I see. I see.

Um, God. Yeah. You really hammered on that F. I did a hard F. A hard F. Do you want to pick? Two more questions. What should I be on the lookout for? Uh, you would guess probably predators. This is a pretty wide area of tundra. Do we need to find cover? Do we need to find it now? Hmm. Okay. One more question. What here is not what it appears to be? Ah, tuck. You're, uh, still, trying to breathe out the stitch in your chest. And, uh, you're looking at all the snow surrounding you.

Just like, God, so white here, everything's so white and cold. Pie is just piles of snow everywhere. Yeah. That pile of snow definitely moved. Uh, and in the distance you see like what looks, it's a living snowman guys. We're going to be rich. We're going to put them on stage and be millionaires. Uh, but yeah, there seem, there's some sort of white coated, uh, creature of some kind moving. What is it? Thing? What is this? And then I point at the shifting snow, uh, their drift leopards.

Oh, so it's just like snow white leopards. Yeah. Yeah. That live in snowdrifts. Nope. Okay. They just, they just, the way they slink around, people used to think that you're like, oh, that's just a bunch of drifting snow. And you're like, oh shit, it's a leopard. Oh shit. So there is definitely some sort of predatory cat that is like tracking you. It's tracking us. Or it's at least, at least like following you.

You know, I know a lot about leopards and you just have to make big loud sounds and look really big and like flex your arm muscles a lot and they won't really bother you. Are you thinking about cougars? Definitely. Yeah. And it didn't work cause I was always alone. I'm pretty small. So this was Billy trying to scare away the leopard. Yeah. He's like flexing his arms and he's going, Whoa, look at this gun show. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

I was imagining you had overheard Ving and Tuck at some point talking about how they were going to pick up a bunch of cougars and we're like, just going to flex our arms at them and go look at this gun show. Mwah. Mwah. And that's merging with your memories about how to deal with big cats. That's how you get rid of cougars. Oh man. So is someone actively trying to get this thing to go away? Yeah, I will. I'll go to it. Oh, you're going to go up to it.

Well, I mean, I'm going to go out there and start talking Jaguar to it. Yeah. Leopard. Okay. Give me a defy danger. Charisma. Okay. Eight. Okay, great. So do you start approaching this, uh, drift leopard hunched over in the snow? I see you stay where you are. You want nothing of us. You'll get no thing from us. Oh, I want something of you. What do you want this boy, this tasty little boy. Oh, look at these tri dips or whatever they are on the back of my arms.

So big, especially when I squeeze them like that. Oh, this is Jessica's pinching her own triceps. Just gripping them. Yes. The boy seems to have much nourishing meat on him. I have a whole ab. He's jiggling his belly. One ab. Now, give me the meat and there will be no quarrel between us. No, you can't have this meat. I am a predator. I take the meat I desire. No, I would do when you want other meats. You can't. This is not your meat. Give me the meat. I started walking away from him.

You turn your back and you walk away. Yeah, it charges you. Cool. Yeah, shit. Great. What do you do? I don't turn it all, but because I've walked onto a very thin ice using light as a feather. Oh, so two D six plus dexterity, I believe. Yep. Come on, please. Holy shit. Yeah, I really failed that. Fuck. So we got six. Can I aid? Surely. Nine. Okay. So that makes it a seven. So you walk out onto this ice that you spotted on your way over and tuck in Billy.

You see the second thing starts walking away. This thing like bursts out of the snow and starts running at him. Bang. And just as it is like a clause length away, it falls through the ice. It's front paws flailing in the air and you hear it go. And I go like this. I go like I put my hands up to bow to to to tuck in Billy to be like, haha, sploosh, falls, you crack through, but you hear the leopard is like no, no, I'm perishing. I shall die. Surely I want to save this panther. Wow.

Yes, it's doing that thing where if a dog swims too close to you, it keeps scratching. Yeah, just calm down. Save me, meet, save me saving you. So if I imagine it, try to like get on to being like a lifeboat. Totally. There's a real Niles crane vibe to this fucking snow. Latching on to Frazier. Sorry. Try to. Yeah, he's trying to grab you. So you're trying to help the I take my sphere. That's with the with the rope. Harpoon it out onto some thicker ice and try and pull ourselves up.

Both of us to six plus strikes. Great. I got five. Oh boy. Shit. You stab the spear into the ice and tucking Billy. You saw you see this too. He stabs it into the ice and the force and the power of the unbreakable half and spear holds for a moment and the leopard latches onto your back and goes, save me, meet. Oh, I'm sorry. Save me, meet. Digs into my back. The ice breaks and you dip below the surface of the water for a moment. Shit. I talking Billy. You both see this happen.

I jump forward and I skid to the edge of the ice sliding on my exposed like a penguin. Yeah. And I plunge my hand into the water to try and grab anything. Okay. Two to six plus strength. Shit. Nine. Billy. Help. I help you. What do you need? I don't know. Moral support. Oh God. Six. I say, uh, don't worry about your bulking face. You still look great. And I turned back while he says, as he says that, which is why it doesn't work. I'm like, why would you say that? You want a compliment?

Does it look, do I look fat? No, that's why I said you look so good. And then crashes through the ice. I got a knife. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I got a knife. You do like you, you grab onto something that you assume to be Ving. The ice does crack under your weight and your face gets into the water, which is so fucking cold. Roll a D six. Okay. One. You take like one point of damage from just the sheer cold, but I have two armor.

So does that mean I get one point of health? But the nourishing power of this ice cold water heals your broken body. Now it's just going to be a little bit more difficult. I'm going to go with the ice. I'm going to go with the ice. I'm going to go with the ice. I'm going to go with the ice. I'm going to go with the ice. I'm going to go with the ice. I'm going to go with the ice. It's just cold as fuck. It's like needles in your skin. And then I turned back to be. It's cold as fuck.

And you ha and Ving is in your hand. Basically. You got a thing. And P widz runs a Maggie runs up and pushes.

And she grabs tuck by the legs and starts pulling and then I I pull ving and then I as I pull him out of the water a leopard I'm pulling a leopard yeah and I'm like the ving let go the fucking tiger I throw him down he's not breathing I start performing cpr on this tiger yeah 2d6 plus uh wisdom oh yeah nine I help uh you're gonna help how are you helping I'm helping I'm pumping the leopard's legs I was gonna say you're singing staying alive yeah but I am pumping the legs wow snake eyes roll uh roll a d8 for me do you do the thing that like michael scott does where he starts at the part where it's like you can tell by the way I walk I start way too early three as you're pushing the leopard uh legs it just kicks out with its claws and fucking rakes you across the chest for three damage he's alive but he coughs up a bunch of uh water and he's like oh give him room give him room space and he gets up onto his like he's really low crouched on the ground and he does the thing where cats are so embarrassed how skinny they actually are yeah yeah and he's shivering now because he's like freezing cold I put my wool shawl over him and he calms down a little bit um I offer him some kibbles that I'd save for myself here you go and I throw them at him just start snarfing them up nice sits for a moment looks at bing you have saved my life meat due to the laws of the tundra I now owe you a great debt what tuck is like what the I can't hear any of this I am unfortunately at your service and I accept your service finger guns that tuck and billy and he he bows his head very regally we bow to oh we bow to probably have to bow to and then it's he starts shivering and he haunches low again and lets the cloak fall over his shoulders I would partake of your bright flower which flower you have it oh oh oh oh oh a bright flower a bright flower if you have it Oh, fire.

Yes. Much like Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book, I, as an animal, do not understand that fire is a chemical reaction, but instead believe it to be some sort of object. Can we understand the… Fuck, why do I keep calling it a tiger? We've talked about how the rings… They do bestow the ability… Guys, put your rings on. Your rings are on. Rings on, everyone. Rings on. So he comes in between. Bright flower. Do you command the power of the bright flower? Hold on.

And the ring is like, does this elaborate David Copperfield, David Blaine, David… Spade. Elaborate trick. Because I still have some of the gunpowder. Oh, yeah. So I do this big thing and I have a twig that I lay down from… It's a piece of the boat. Great, excellent. We cut to the boat. And Olander's like, where the fuck is this part of the boat? The dry part that I always need. Snaps in half, puts it down the ground. I command you for the jaguar, for up, for down, for side and warmth.

Give him what he seeks. He shall be rewarded. And a fire springs to life on this wood with the gunpowder. And then Tuck walks up and he goes, yay. And I will add to this bright flower. And he takes out Olander's last bottle of whiskey and just dubs it on. Such power. Such majesty from you, meat and your meat companions. You are truly impressive and I am happy to be of your service. Good. We need something of your prowess. Ah, yes.

But first, and he gets up and he starts, he pads over to the fire. And he lays down, he falls asleep instantly. It's just that. Just dead fucking asleep. This is fine. Yeah, this is nice. I mean, I assume you can all understand what the cat is saying. It does not wish us any harm. No, we're good. Kind of help us. It does keep calling us meat, but probably fine. Probably not going to change what it has its rest. Maybe we just rest. That might be a good idea. Yeah. Take shelter against this rock.

And we can, we can do a little like our people. People are damaged, right? Tuck is kind of fucked up still. Tuck is still. Yeah. Do a communion of whispers while we're resting here. Yeah. So we can do make camp when you, you'll heal damage equal to half your max HP after a couple hours of sleep. If you're going to communion of whispers, it might not be as restful as you're hoping for, but I'm still, still valuable. So when you settle into rest, choose one party member to manage provisions.

Billy, do you want to manage provisions? You're pretty good at it now. Okay. I can do it this time. So this is the same 2d6 plus wisdom and then describe the meal. I got a 12. Then you describe your delicious meal. Tons of smoked salmon and smoked Arctic char. Holy shit. Yeah. Apparently Oleander had a ton of real food down there and he just doesn't like smoked fish. So he said we can have it all. Wow. Yeah. Cut to Oleander. Where is my smoked?

I put it right here next to all the dry parts of the boat and my whiskey. Where is my whiskey? Did we fucking rob a blind before we left? Yeah, we didn't. Sounds like you might have. I asked, I think. He was asleep at the time. I definitely, and then also a ton of like nature Valley, like granola bars stuff. Um, he definitely didn't like those. Yeah. Uh, so everybody that licks their lips gets a plus one forward. Delicious. Delicious. Y'all. Yeah. Plus one forward.

Uh, and if you're bedding down in dangerous lands, which you are decide on a watch order. Sounds like Billy is keeping watch. Tux keeping watch. Yeah. I'll go second cause I have to sleep to not be fucked up. Yeah. I'll take first watch. Okay. I'll take the third one. Okay. Excellent. Uh, and Ving, are you doing your communion? Yeah. Okay. I'll commune with the whispers cause I haven't been in this place for a while. Mm hmm.

So, uh, I'm making note of his resident experience and calling on the spirits of land. And roll plus wisdom. Be granted a vision of significance to you, your allies, and the spirits around you. On a 10 plus, the vision is clear and helpful. Seven to nine, unclear. On a miss, it's upsetting, frightening. I got 10. 10. So you, um, yeah, you sit down on the ice, drop into your meditative state, reach your senses out into the spirit realm. I haven't smelt this like fresh, crisp spirit realm cold.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Into the tundra. And you can feel rather than see this, like pulling back like this view, the scale of the frozen North, the, the rolling tundras, the crackling seas, the powerful forest that marches off into the distance. And you feel your perception like racing through this place, this home that you've left so, so long ago.

And it finally returned to ice stone. Mm hmm. To the edge of the forest, the trees towering above you, through the trees, into the woods, down paths as old as stone, and to a clearing where a man sits on a stump. And he looks up into your eyes. Hi, Dad. I'm coming for you. And he smiles. And then you wake. You think that maybe it's the spirits. Maybe it's the fact that you connected like that.

Maybe it's his network, but you have the distinct impression that your father knows that you have come home. What was the smile like? Question mark, question mark. It feels like a smile that could mean a couple things. Anyways, Billy, you're keeping watch. So you're standing on the rock. Tuck has fallen asleep. His bandages. It's showing underneath the kimono from where the cat scratched him. Ving is sitting with his legs crossed. Everybody's kind of falling asleep.

And you're standing on a rock. Eyes on the horizon. Oh, yeah. A mighty stick in your hand. Roll 2d6 plus nothing. Five. Everyone marks XP. Okay. I'm so sorry, everyone. Shit. Okay. Sorry. Wait. Could I have a plus one forward? Yeah, you could. Because you're looking lips. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you get a seven, six, six. Well, you could. You can use a one of your fairy hold. Remember to make it a seven to nine. Shit. I can. Okay. Sorry, everyone.

I'm definitely going to use a fairy child move to turn a failed rule into a seven to nine. Yeah. And we know that the luck of the fairy courses through Billy and the place around him and the camera wanders across the snow to a pack of wolves. They. Lift their noses to the wind and they sent a delicious little boy standing on a rock. Wow. And they start walking and the second the leader of the pack puts his mighty paw on the snow and the ice underneath them cracks and they all fall into a cave.

Is that actually true? Often the distance it happens. The luck of the fairy protects you this night. But. So I just want to make sure, like in my head, I'm right. Are we in a tundra or is there like forest in the distance? I think we're close to the edge of the forest. So there's like a bit of cover and stuff and then. Yeah. Right. But it is. But it. Tundra head sort of. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought too.

But the great force is still quite a distance, but there's like smatterings of stuff between. Yeah. It's sort of like how a force will thin out as it gets. Yeah. Yeah. And I think the place where we're camped is like there was a big rock that we ran to and then we're just like conquered up against it. Yeah. And Billy standing on top of the rock. Yeah. Powerfully. Like a little moonrise kingdom up there. Yeah. He's doing karate. Yeah. I'm just like keeping limber, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

And actually the wolves, they approach and they go. Delicious boy. And then they see you doing karate and they go. Oh, never mind. Let's get out of here. And they go as they run into the distance. All right, we're going to do a discovery, which means we're going to roll some dice. Okay. Everybody roll a d12. For two to. Okay. And this is not anything that you have to investigate, but you're standing on your rock doing your karate to make sure that everybody knows that you can't.

Be fucked with and you're looking at the rock like you kind of trip a little bit. Uh-huh. And I say myself, it's okay, Billy. No one saw that. There's like an eagle in the distance. Be like, hey, that could trip. Single bird high in the sky. He goes. Oh my God, so embarrassing. You just hear. Oh God, that bird's home. No, and you're from where you're sitting. Now, you're looking at the rock. And oh, this kind of looks like there's like carving on it. Almost. Oh, yeah, of course.

I'm going to look at it. Yeah, and then it's you go to where the carving is and it's kind of like if the rock is jutting up out of the ground, like a little bit of this carving is visible and comes out of the ground at like a 45 degree angle. Oh, I take the stick. I'm waving around. I start digging. Yeah, and the dirt Falls inward. Oh, like a cave some sort of chamber. Who's a no one else is awake. No, not a single soul. Do I wait? It's right there. It is right there.

Maybe I just go a little bit. I just make sure. Yeah, just make sure I can still see them. Kind of if you go in you will not be able to see them like they're on the other side. All right. Like they're out of sight basically. I'm going this cave. It's don't say anything if it's okay. Thanks. That's exactly what I do. Yeah, silence. Give me an implicit. Okay to go in this hole because you didn't stop me. I'm going into the cave. I will be back very soon. So you shove yourself into this hole.

It's pitch black inside. Of course. Yeah, I take out my willow the wisp. Yeah, a little tinkling Bell. Uh-huh. Harold's the arrival of the cat that is made of light and it begins walking. It just kind of circles around you and reveals like it's a combination of actual worked stone and then like dirt that has fallen into this entryway over. However many years can I read anything that's engraved? No, nothing.

That's like fairy like it's definitely there is language here, but more of the like I can't read this language than anything. But there's just a sweet beckoning cave before you. Oh my God, definitely not going to wake up anyone that could help right now or stop you from doing this. Well, I think they would like if I dug out some of the dirt. They probably really like that. You're just going to start digging out the entrance. Yeah, Billy is an idiot. 2d6 plus strike. Okay.

Eight you start digging out whole like just dirt. You're like taking handfuls of dirt and pushing it. Behind you deeper into the hole. If you actually want to dig this out at all, you're so small in the dirt is so big that it'll probably take you the better part of the night. That's fine. I know Perel will carry me many hours past of you scooping like tiny little handfuls of dirt down to this ancient hole and eventually the sun rises on the tundra. Which one of you wakes up first?

Definitely thing because I am still shit house from like the last few days. I'm fucking stuff that's happened. Yeah, totally. So then you wake up out of your elven meditation. You look to the rock Billy's nowhere to be silly that wakes me up. Tuck is up in a heartbeat. Yeah, like jackknife. I do a sitting position over the rock. I could have went around it easier. I'm over top of the rock. He's nowhere. I can't see him. I see the hole. Yep, Billy's in the hole. I run a hole again.

Tuck is run around the rock. He's like, oh God, not a hole again. What does it say in the rock discern realities? Wait, okay. So you get one question off to certain realities. Who's really in control here? Oh, that's a cool one. Yeah, that's an interesting way to do it. You look at this stone and you have the same realization that Billy did especially now that more of the rock is revealed. This isn't a rock at all. This seems to be an entrance to some sort of structure.

You see writing that seems elvish but of an older older style and you remember vaguely from your academic lessons as a prince of the boreal reach that. This is a dialect that was used by the dark elves. Whoa, fuck fuck. Yeah, when big tells me that fucks tucks just like fuck word. I jump in. Yeah, you slide into this hole. It's not, you know, it's not too small for you to get into. Okay, and you see the same thing that Billy did combination of work stone and old dirt.

Although the dirt has been moved around in a way that suggests it's very fresh, but it's like, you know, when a cat kicks dirt like after it takes a shit. Yeah, there's just little. Piles here and there as the dirt was moved around. There's some Billy's clothes laid around. He clearly was getting clearly. He was getting sweaty. So yeah, his little capes on the ground. God being things. He's frozen to death. Someone is taking off his clothing.

Oh, he is the first or last stage of hypothermia is what Texas. Oh my God. What? Oh my gosh, what ability comes out? He's naked. So sweaty and funny. Oh my God, my stick. What am I? What is going on? What the hell is going on in this big hole over here? It's a house or something. It's a tomb of a dark elf. It's a tomb. Oh, so I'm digging up a dead body. It's a tomb. What do you mean? And Pirell's looking at the writing on the wall. What do you mean? It's a tomb. What here says tomb?

I mean, I just I can't read exactly but I know that they used to bury the elf scouts out in different spots. They said that the spirits of the elves. Could still watch over them. Oh, yeah, they used to bury them like kind of like close to the coastline so that they'd watch over the land forever. Mm-hmm. They're like ancient like forever watchtowers. Yeah, Texas. Yeah, I've heard this too as he's like putting Billy back into his pants. He's like leg leg.

No, you put them in the same leg other leg. I don't have a poem. My pants. I think I go I'm tired. You didn't even say thank you. Look all the work. I did. Oh God, he's gonna be like this all day. So grumpy. Right now. I throw my stick down. No appreciates me here. Billy. We appreciate you. We just don't even freeze to death. I'm so hot. So sweaty above. I get it. You just you just want to find all the new stuff and not include me. What is this? I'm going to find my own hole. Billy.

No, just outside the entrance starts digging a hole in the snow. Take my own tomb and I'm going to die here. Nobody wants me around. Okay, I should stay right back at hibernia. Billy's in a real like just before everybody goes to the airport and home alone kind of mood right living alone. Yeah, before he scampers outside. I do shove his shirt back on and you're shoving it over all the dirt that he definitely got covered in. He's just the filthiest little kid right now. Fine. It's fine.

It's okay. You pick your battles. His parents rather have him dig his own tomb than explore this one. And yeah, and you have this open tomb before you. I want to look around.

Okay, so you go down and you find eventually there's an end to it like goes down and then angles and then down and then angles and then down and the dirt eventually gives way to carbon stone stairs and you see tons of dark elf writing a few embossed like images of archers on mighty elk and horses and battles long since ended Billy. Come here. Look at this. Are you here? Billy's like grumpy stomps down the stairs. Stopping so loud and it's really caroling and carrying in the echoey chamber.

What is it? Look move this the Sun Torch around follow the story written in the tomb. This is an old tomb. Yeah, it's like is it a winter war to you? So you carry. On down the stairs. Okay, and you find eventually the chamber that Vang believes to be the tomb itself. How did dark elves inter their dead sarcophagi or yeah frozen. Oh just frozen like solid. Yeah, like almost like freeze-dried. I guess mummified. Yeah, cool.

So there's a slab of stone in the middle of the chamber and laying on it with bow and sword and armor. Is a like a flash frozen corpse of a dark elf on a grave rob this guy's. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm definitely going to yeah. What's here? That's cool. Yeah, well discern reality for coolness. He six plus wisdom. Why do you guys are tomb robbing with such vigor only one of you supposed to roll this okay, you said all of you guys. Yeah, we can all have something. I just said roll discern reality.

I mean you all picked up your time. Okay, who got the highest role? I didn't roll yet. 10. Nice. I got eight. I didn't wait. I got nine. So I didn't roll. I didn't roll. What'd you get? I got well, Jessica spoke first. Luckily. Yeah, no, that's not how it works guys. I'm going to aid you. Oh perfect. Beautiful. So that makes it a 10. You got three questions off the list sick. What here is not what it appears to be. I think left to right head to foot is the dark elf.

They're laid out as you approach you see them from the side and on the other side. The other side of them is what looks to be a maybe seven and a half eight foot tall representation of dark elf Warrior. Whoa done in stone and wood and looks like maybe even ice like permanently frozen. Ice is a part of this construction. Whoa, it's called iron ice up here. Oh, permafrost basically. Yeah. Hell yeah. So there's yeah, it's stone and wood and iron ice and Billy.

You look at it with a memory like inkling at the edge of your brain and then all of a sudden you have this horrid flash of legions of these things storming through the woods storming across the ice cutting down fairies left and right and you fall back in terror. This is a dark elf war golem. Oh and it is inert for now. We got close this up. I close up right now. Why Billy? There's a lot of good shit in here.

No, but that's war golem and and I I remember those what are there the scariest they kill everything is this like from the winter war? Yeah, and it's not dead or anything if it wakes up. It's okay. Can't hurt you. Oh, I can I want to walk up to it and destroy it. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay, we can get out of here Billy. Okay. You do have two more questions if you want to use them. What is valuable or useful to me here?

I would say Ving would probably notice this because you've seen like for the lack of a better term like museums exhibits like historical artifacts from the winter war field trips like dark elf stuff and the weapons and armor that this elf is wearing are of exceptional make you know that they would be worth a small fortune. Yeah, but would it wake the golem up? I don't think it's worth it. Exactly. Can we spell or what wakes a golem a dark elf goal? Yeah, totally 2d6 plus intelligence.

10 Wow get as important as the custom of burying their scouts was to the dark elves protecting the tombs of the dead was equally important. You would guess that messing with this body or this tomb in any way would activate the golem including robbing it. Yeah, that's the main way. Yeah, including closing the entrance forever. No, you do you think that leaving in peace and closing it behind you would probably be fine. Yeah, I can kind of just collapse the tunnel on our way out Billy.

Should we just collapse the tunnel and call it a day get the fuck out of here. Okay. Okay. I picked Billy up and I put him up on my shoulder. What else should we ask? What should I be on the lookout for? I see him. What should you? On the lookout for I think something that Billy you're trying to remember is stories of the golems and like how they work.

You can't quite remember if they are pure machinery if they're activated by the soul like if they're operated by the souls of the dead basically or if this is like magic or spirit or what so you might want to be on the lookout for if this thing is truly inert or if it has only like not been. Awoken, you know what I mean? Like if it's like the operating mechanism is truly gone just by the nature of magic no longer existing.

What if it's a thing where the mind of the dead elf is connected to the golem and it's always watching out of the eyes of the golem. So like the whole time we've been in here. It's been watching us. That's how it knows if you've messed with it. Yeah, but the tomb at all is just waiting. My God. Yeah. So it's like we're not fucked up because it's chosen not to. Act. I like that. Yeah, Billy.

That's what you know is, you know, that the only reason that it hasn't destroyed you is because it's chosen not to. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Things like look at it. The eyes like follow you around the room. It looks like they follow you. That's so creepy. Actually. Yeah. Now that we know that you guys are just going to leave this place kind of in peace. What a dark elves look like I assume much like the elves of the of the great forest, but maybe with some. Oh, we said their eyes are all black pupil. Yeah.

It's a people. Because it where they live is so shadowed by the forest. That's like almost dark down there. Yeah, they're like a cat in. Yeah, and zoom mode. Yeah, maybe because they're not able to rely on sight as much their ears are longer because they have to rely more on sound. They stick out a bit more. Yeah, they kind of look more like rabbits like their ears. Go straight way further up. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then it could be also the that's part of the reason why they didn't like mesh.

Well with the other. Elves because the other elves like they're very human like and they emote and stuff these elves like you know how like certain animals like translate emotion by like how their ears move. Of course. So it's like they were usually when you'd interact with them. They'd be like expressionless and you'd be like this guy's a fucking creep. Right? Yeah, but there's just a bunch of like physical cues that other elves couldn't pick up on. Yeah. Yeah, like a horse.

Are they very pale because of their living in the shade, right? That makes sense. Very very pale. I think yeah, because I think thing is quite pale. Maybe because of his mother, but I think that elves in the forest are like a little bit darker skin because they spend so much time like outside and bright light. Whereas the dark elves, of course, are much much paler. Yeah, and their armor and weapons. What do we think about that?

Hmm, because I think that the Golem was crafted to resemble the elf that it watches over. So it looks almost identical to the I think it's ironwood iron iron iron eyes like just all like everything there. Dark wood there. So bows are all dark you or something. Ebony or something like that. I'm imagining that like the style is like layers of scales like scale mail kind of stuff, but they're all carved to resemble like leaves. Whoa, it's like overlapping leaf armor.

It also be a good way to camouflage to like in the wind. They would want to have it move naturally. Right? Totally very light, but many layered armor. Yeah, I like that a lot. And then yeah, he's got a bow gripped like in his hands and the bow is just. Thing as an as an on again off again Archer. It's just the most beautiful bow you've ever seen in your life. I know. Yeah, and Perel and Maggie are walking around just like Perel is standing right in front of the Golem.

Just like looking in its eyes looking at the construction without getting too close. Of course, he knows he's got his hands up and behind his head being like I'm not I'm not touching you. I just want to look Maggie is looking at the armor salivating. I mean we could just dude. No, this thing is awake. All right, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm my eyes are bigger than my stomach. It wants us to take it. Yeah, gotcha. All right.

Well, then I guess we're just closing up this tomb full of ancient armor and weapons forever. Maybe if you're really hurting for it, you can borrow my chainmail shirt and silver grieve. No, I'm fine. I don't even want it anymore. I got it from the tomb of the moon goddess. I've got my own stuff. Is it 40 years old? Yeah, does it work? No. Do I wear it? Sure. Do you want this? I don't even keep your fucking armor. I don't care. I'll Maggie. Do you only want stuff? You can't have Maggie.

Are you clearly I'm not ready to answer that question. I'm not ready in a lot of ways to answer that question. I'm going to go outside. I'm going to go back up and start packing up camp. See how that cat's doing. Oh shit. Cut outside and the cat has its whole head inside. Perel's backpack and it's just like chomping on whatever he can get his hands on meat meat meat meat and Perel G. You just hear Perel like whispering to himself like oh my God, just a base.

It's fucking taking rubbings of the wall like Indiana Jones. Yeah, it's oh my God. This is incredible. This thing is me points at the Golem. I never had I was never much for our canix, but God damn this thing is fucking impressing at it. It doesn't don't that's rude. Okay. All right. Wait, this was built by an Arcanic. Well, I mean not strictly. Yeah, it's too look here and he like points again or he he points. He looks at Vang goes.

I'm sorry eyes wide and he curls it to one knuckle and he points with his knuckle. Look at look here. None of this inside is cogs or machinery at all. It's just musculature like bone like joints regular the they must operate in some way. They just bless them function like an artificial body. They say they're made out of parts of old elves. That's fucking awesome. It's necromancy. Yeah, and in a way that's what that's what like the dirty rumor is and tuck goes.

This is a lot like the Bruce Willis movie surrogates. Oh my God, it's like surrogates. That's what I was thinking about. I was trying to I thought kept thinking the island, but that's the Ewan McGregor one. Yeah, no, I'm with the corpses. Yeah, not the same. Okay, we closing it up. Yeah, Billy's already like doing the scooping trying to fill it up back. Oh yeah.

Yeah, and where we cut to the outside of the tomb entrance and Perel goes, hey, what the fuck and he runs over to his bag and he the leopard turns around and goes like snarls at him. So he just watches it happen as he said. He's sorry. Oh, okay. Well, he's still doing it. So and how are you closing it up? I just take TLC. And I just. Like smash the front door closed. Yeah, and it only takes a few smashes and the entrance collapses in on itself.

A particularly large slab of the roof settles in place and then Billy I imagine goes around and throw some dirt on it. Yeah, and all the cracks are sealed up Billy. What you have to tell us before you dig a secret hole. I didn't know and you're all asleep. It's okay. It we don't mind. We won't get angry. If you wake us up when we've told you that. So many times, you know how much more angry it makes us when you do something and not wake us up, but you don't get it.

How good the whole looked how fun it looked to like go digging and all the secret writing on it. I bet you would have wanted to dig the hole to we know what it's like to want to dig a hole. Yeah, like I love getting in a hole, but we do it as a family. Yeah, we do it together. We climb into the hole together. Not you by yourself in the middle of the night. Surrounded by golems and dark elves and I I say, okay, I promise.

I'm not going to dig any more secret holes in the night and Pirell is standing there and he's holding his hand which is bleeding. What happened to you? The cat bit me. This is an ancient land where the Legends run deep and dangers are a plenty. We must stay vigilant. And we look at his backpack. That is like the cat is left it alone and there's a Dirk Adventureman, but have you been using beef jerky as a bookmark again? It just keeps the pages.

So Chris now, if you'll excuse me, I believe that this is becoming infected and yeah, Pirell goes to tend to his hand and Maggie is standing next to you and says, all right, so I guess we just we pack up and we head towards the outpost or whatever. That is over there. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, and you spend a few minutes grabbing your stuff kicking dirt on the fire. We have wait before we go. I want to go the snow leopard and tell him that it's time to pay his blood debt. Ha wonderful.

I do not plan on being with you for very long. So the sooner I can repay my debt to you the better the time has come. I need your skills of sneaky. Ah, yes. I am a master of. Stealth of the quiet arts and I am happy to do it flashback to you loudly falling through ice. Well, that was a trick a cunning ploy splashing around dragging me down with them crying for help fight for survival. Yes. That is how I remember it as well as more of a just a dying for survival. Okay. All right.

What do you want? Well Pantera, I'm sorry. What did you just call me the name I made up for you Pantera. That's as good as meat. That is true meat bestow upon me my sacred task. I require your wonderful sneaky abilities your prowl prowl ass. I am as stealthy as the night and as quiet as the night. You see that hut up there. Yes, the outpost. Aha. Well, we need to see it too, but you first I need you to be our eyes and so you wish me to return.

And report what I find no need because Ving has marked him mark mark of the Beast. Oh, I the tiger. I marked the animal when I did the CPR. I have the Pantera very nice sweet. So he bows low. I bow lower. He bows so fucking dig a hole. I'm getting below the bow. He starts burrowing underground. This is a ritual. This is we've finished packing up and we're watching this happen and we're going what the fuck is happening?

Like, should we put the rings on let's not bother and then eventually you see tuck Ving is so deep in the snow that the cat just huffs away. Ah, I am nicer than you. I know and I have been bested meat. I shall return on the morrow. Thank you. Or like a couple hours. Bye. Be safe. Me runs off into the snow and tech is like what the fuck I marked him. He's going to go check out the outpost. So we don't have. To now that's smart because then your dad spies won't find us right?

Well, hopefully not like a gun powder whiskey fire. I have a bill into the sky. I would say that's a big that's a big problem for sure and you, you know, you continue on the trek across the snow as Pantera heads off into the into the distance watching through his eyes. He approaches the structure, which resolves itself.

To be to your eyes a collection of maybe six to eight buildings based on the smoke that you can see, but so it's surrounded by a tall stone wall and it appears to be some sort of like outpost trading post just like a way station along the ice road where trekkers stop and pick up goods or rest and he runs around the side sticking to the bushes and behind crates his stealth.

Incredible and comes around the side to like the road side of it and you see a couple humans just like chatting with each other next to a cart. He sniffs and you can smell through his nose like cooking meat stews soups like on the road. There's basically a big wooden door one is open and through it. You can see people milling about doesn't seem like there's a ton of folks but right on the post. There's like a mess.

It's a message board next to the entrance to the place and you see through his eyes a poster that says wanted underneath is your face and that's where we're going to end it for this week. Nice little fuck around episode. Thanks for joining us everybody. I'm your game master. Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome. The Barbarian Abdul Aziz so long everybody playing being the half half druid Paul offers take care guys playing fat Billy the halfling thief. Just get. Bye everyone.

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Hi everyone, it's Fat Billy here. Thanks for coming to listen to our podcast. If you want more podcasts, you can go to patreon.com slash spoutelore, where you can give us some money. And I like money, so I can buy snacks. Gather round, friends, let me tell you a tale of three heroes, noble and bold. A brute, a druid, and a thief who is but nine years old. You know them by name, you know them by deed, their quests are famously daring.

So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home, he loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best in bread. They may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close, for the tale's about to start. Hello everybody, and welcome to Spout Lore.

I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz. Hello everybody. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hi there. And playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica. Good to have you. Hello. When last we left our heroes, they had been delivered the judgment of Hibernia's Oval Council. Kill the man known as the Ranger King, or forfeit your own life.

The party then hit the beach and spent a long time trying to figure out how to get out of a thing that had not been declared yet. In classic Spout Lore fashion, how do we get out of the rules that we don't even know yet? We met Bartholomew. Theodore Tiddlywinks II. Esquire. Esquire.

A quote-unquote lawyer slash barrister, end quote, who said that, you know, he wasn't sure that he could help you, but he'll take some notes and he's got, you know, he's going to start working on a plan to potentially get you out of this gash that has been laid upon Ving's brow alone. Mm-hmm. Billy made a quick visit to a cave that existed on the shore of Hibernia, which appears to hold. Many memories and many mementos from Billy's eternal past. A little home.

Home away from, well, a home at home to visit when he comes home. Billy was feeling very strongly about having to leave Hibernia. It was so sad. It was so sad. Yeah. Jessica cried. I know, I didn't mean to. That was maybe the best acting we've ever done on the podcast. I would say. Okay, so the gash was applied. Kill the man known as the Ranger King in two moons time, or you can do it. Kill the man known as the Ranger King in two moons time, or you can do it.

Kill the man known as the Ranger King in two moons time, or you can do it. Your life is forfeit. The party left Hibernia, packed up the Sunrunner. Tuck made an impassioned plea to the green speaker druid, Savarna, throwing her a small bale of hay after summoning a large portion of the villagers of Hibernia with a Ving-enhanced scream of her name. Yeah. I mean, a plea is maybe a strong, maybe too strong in terms of what I did. I mean. Because I wasn't asking for anything. Not on the outside. No.

On the inside. You were begging, pleading, please love me. And you know what? She didn't. Or at least lust me. And in that way, all of Tuck's actions could be considered impassioned pleas. And then the party headed off. The Sunrunner sailed away into the gray once more, traveling through its impenetrable mists until. Reaching from a stone jutting out of the ocean. Stone. I. Who said that he doesn't care what the council says.

You have broken the accords of the island and he will visit his wrath upon you in due time. And then Tuck and Ving sat with Billy as he hid his tearful face in his anger at leaving Hibernia before being presented with a mimic moth in a cage containing images of his island home. And that is where we find our next episode. We find our next episode. We find our heroes now traveling through the gray. How's everybody been doing? I think it's maybe been a day of sailing slow going.

All he's trying to keep it real tight because you don't have guides this time. So he's just trying to plot his way through. He also, I think, is like aware. He doesn't know it's Jonah is planning. I think we're all kind of like, yeah, he could be anywhere living under the pall of that potential threat. So we're like, what the we got to get out of here as quick as possible and onto dry land. No problem. Towards the edge of the gray. Oh, really? Thank you. Keep on keeping on. Just go to that.

Just leave the fog. That's why didn't I think about that? He rakes his hand across the bow of the boat. Oh, is that where I'm going? Ollie seems more stressed than he's been this whole time. He's glancing over his shoulder. There's a lot of like beer bottles clanking around on the ground. You're wondering like where he got all this beer from. Billy's catching in them and nets as a game. Yeah. He's just tossing them over his shoulder into the water. So I guess. Yeah.

Is there anything in particular that the gang has pursued or talked about that we want to cover in the last day? I think we had like a dinner like a dinner. Maybe we like talked about our plans for when we get there. Well, then let's manage provisions, baby. Okay. What is that? That's the other move where we make dinner. Oh. Oh, cool. Dinner time. Who's making dinner? Yeah. Billy. I think we're all. We should all do it. That's fun. Well, someone's got a role. Oh, Billy, you roll. Yeah.

I'll do prep. Okay. Billy suggests we make a family dinner. Yeah. And we feel bad because we told him that moth was going to die. We were just like, sure. Yeah. Whatever you say. Because after he left, we were like, I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have told him that. I shouldn't have reminded him that everything dies. So a roll plus anything. Wisdom. Uh, 12. Wow. Beautiful. It's a great. On a. Holy shit.

I mean, I already know what one you're going to choose, but on a 10 plus, choose one from the list below. Careful management reduces the amount of rations consumed. Ask the GM by how much or the party consumes the expected amount of food and the food you prepare is excellent. Describe it. And everyone who licks their lips takes plus one forward. As if anyone would pick the not. I know. Yeah, exactly. Of course you would pick that.

I'm not even going to tell you what the second one is anymore because the other one's the most fun. Yeah. Yeah. We all want to lick our lips at each other. Okay. Yeah. Let's hear it. What kind of meal do you make? Um, we're making like a macaroni and cheese with hot dogs because that is what Oleander has on board. Yeah. He's like, no, it's the perfect meal because the macaroni is dry already. So it keeps for a long time and the hot dogs are already cooked. Like they're smoked.

So they stand, they keep for a long time too. I've had these hot dogs for three and a half years. But the cheese is the hard thing to make. Yeah. Yeah. The cheese is not so good. We can use sea cheese. What's sea cheese? It's a foam that gathers on the shores of the North after a storm. Cool. It's like a byproduct of, um, an algae. I'm sorry. This, I'm not making it sound good, but trust me, it's fucking delicious when you mix it with hot dogs.

I mean, the only other option is like this old bread that looks cheese flavor. Like a blue cheese. It's, uh, it's not cheese flavored, but it is technically kind of cheese now. We can put our hands together. Yeah. So where do you get this sea cheese from? You said it is on the shore. Back flips off the side of the boat. B-I-B. And where, so where does Ving go to get this cheese? Just along the shore. They're along the shore. So we can see. He just finds a shore. Yeah.

There's like a little alcove, you know. Gotcha. We have to wait for slack tide, of course. Then I come back with a, like a, a net, empty net. And then I hold it. I'm like, I'll be right back. Come back with a bladder full of cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, so you throw it in the macaroni and hot dogs. Yeah. And powdered bread cheese. Yeah. I'm like crumbling the bread with my hands.

It's because it's so hard. And I'm like, Tuck, you can cut the hot dogs and I'll make the cheese. I do that. I take the waning knife and I'm like- You're cutting hot dogs with the waning knife. I love it. And I'm like, this is what it's for, dude. Is it? Is it? Chuck says that to the ghost of chives. Yeah. He makes spider dogs. Nice. Oh, hell yeah. Everybody loves spider dogs. He's like, Billy, look. Whoa. It's like a, I don't know what that looks like. Spider. Oh. So good.

I thought you were going to say he makes porn scorpion dogs. That's so funny. I'm going to do that now. Spider dogs and porn scorpion dogs. Can I roll to see how much it looks like a porn scorpion? I don't know why you would. What is it plus? I don't know. Dexterity, I guess. Dexterity. Zero. So nine. Beautiful. It looks pretty much like they both kind of look the same, but depending on what you say it is, you can kind of see it, you know, his eyes widen. Oh, they look too good.

I want to fuck this hot dog now. And Billy's getting really sweaty with the bread. So it's kind of turning into like a cheese. Oh, it's not so gross. When I make the potions. Wait, you use your sweat to make the potions too? Yeah. When I make golden root. Oh, gross. Billy. You make friends with the heck? Yeah. Where else? What else am I going to use? Yeah, you're right. Like regular water? Ugh. It doesn't taste the same. No, there's no shame in using the juice that falls out of your body, buddy.

No body issues in this family, right? Body juice. Delicious. So here was what we've got. Macaroni and porn scorpion hot dogs with mushy bread that is turned into sweat cheese. Yeah. And I did add a handful of paprika and a handful of salt. That saved it. Those are the only two spices that Oleander has. Like we opened the spice cabinet and we're like, wow, this guy is so divorced. It's crazy. There's so many different jars of different sizes and everything, but all of them have either salt.

Or paprika. Or paprika. Yeah. I can't taste any other spices, so I just use these ones. And then on top of that, coastal sea cheese. Yeah, what's stirred into. Stirred in, making a gloppy, cheesy. It looks kind of cheesy. It looks good. It looks good. Oh, and what are these? And I go in the corner of the pantry and there's like a bunch of dried chilies, like whole chilies. And I grab six of them. Oh, dude. I put them in the pot. What?

Now Billy slips it in there just before everybody starts eating. Yeah. Wow. So every once in a while, someone gets a whole chili and just goes. You can't hear it, but everybody's licking their lips. Just go look. Holy shit. Are my lips weird? No, it's just weird seeing so much of them. No, I just never see your lips. Especially your upper lip, because your mustache covers it all. And you're kind of pulling it up right now. Yeah. Okay, get ready. I'm going to lip. I'm going to lip.

We're going to lick this thing for all of us. I choose the non-licking lip. I'm going to take a picture of this so everybody can see Abdul's upper lip. So everybody gets plus one forward to their next roll for this delicious family meal, which even if the food didn't come out exactly like you were hoping, the bonding experience has raised your spirits. Definitely not hygienic, though. No. Well, I mean, it's just your sweat, Billy. No. You can't be hygienic. There is a lineup at the head.

There is a lineup at the head. Yeah. Yeah. Which is, of course, a hole that goes straight into the water. Yeah. But it is getting much use. Amazing. So that was, you know, that was a nice kind of afternoon, evening experience that everybody had. You guys are just sitting around on the deck. The light starts to dim in the gray. Lamps begin to be lit on the deck of the ship. We have a brazier that has like an iron bottom so you can have a fire on the deck. Yeah. That's nice. That's nice.

So you're all sitting around a little fire pit on the deck of the ship. As you sail through the gray. Yeah. So, okay. This is Perel speaking. He's rubbing his hands in front of the fire. I have a question. Do you think it has to be me that needs to kill the Ranger King to fulfill the gash? What were the, what was the words exactly?

And Bartholomew walks up with his clipboard and goes, uh, the words exactly were kill the man known as the Ranger King in two moons time or your life will be offered instead. They didn't say it. They didn't say it specifically though. No, I guess. Yeah, I guess not. Uh huh. Also something that I noticed me, Bartholomew, Theodore Tiddlywinks, the second Esquire, uh, actually reminds me of, uh, Monroe versus Monroe. Yes.

Uh, this was another case that I took in black and black glass where a man had driven his cart through the front of a taco place. And I was able to determine that because it was a horse drawn carriage that actually the horse was driving. This was legally responsible and not the man. He got off scot-free. They killed the horse. The horse was hanged by the neck until it was dead. Uh, but trust me, that horse deserved it.

That horse had a record as long as my left arm, which is slightly longer than my right. Anyways, this reminds me of Monroe versus Monroe in the way that it is not quite similar, but there was a technicality involved. They said kill the man known as the Ranger King. It's true. Not kill your father, Dathaniel, whatever. So what if we just get someone else to be the Ranger King? Uh-huh. Or we find a different Ranger King. Okay. And.

Or perhaps there's something to be said for the, um, the symbolic death of the Ranger King, quote unquote. Perhaps if you were able to in some way abolish the monarchy. Right. Or, um. Yeah, we could definitely do that in two months. That sounds easy. I like the way you're thinking. How many years has the kingdoms in the boreal reach existed for? So many years. Like so many. Ving got one of the chilies. Sorry, my lips are numb. Many, many years. Yeah. You like easily. Yeah.

Thousands, thousands and thousands. So we have two months to destroy a monarchy potentially that has lasted for a year. Yeah. That sounds slightly harder than regicide. I mean, if you've, have you ever regicided before? Is this your first one? Maggie? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I've done it. Okay. I did it one time. And what'd it feel like? Oh, uh, well, killing always feels bad. I'm sure you're aware of that, but, um, this one felt worth it. We're eating craft dinner. Yeah.

She's also eating craft dinner. Yeah. Yeah. I think you'll find that it is, uh, difficult, but worthwhile. Endeavor. Was any of them your father figure or no, no, no. But if I had the opportunity to kill my father, I think I probably would have done it. If you know, if you know what I mean, any tips or tricks, Maggie?

Well, actually one, one thing that I have found has been useful in the past is, um, the worst time to attempt to, uh, destroy a monarch of any kind is when they have the support of their people at their back. Hmm. So if you can find a way to maybe turn some of his allies against him, that might make your job a little easier. Okay. So we're back into abolishing the monarchy maybe. Or just deposing him. Yeah. Or just killing your dad. Yeah. You know, I've been thinking on that for many years.

Yeah. Do you, do you want to kill him? No, I don't anymore. I don't feel that I want to. Maybe when I meet him, maybe he'll want to kill me. I have no idea what to expect. Did he for sure kill your mom? Is that why? No one's ever told me that it was him, but I know it was him. I don't know how I know. Well, and this is Perel. If, um, if you share your mother's memories as being created from her, I mean, maybe you have a memory of him killing her. After I was born? Maybe. You think that maybe.

My memories are linked to hers even after we were separated. I mean, we're all, we're all treading new water here. I don't see why it's impossible. Have you ever tried to commune with the spirit of your mother? No. Would you ever try it? Yeah. I mean, I've never thought of communing with her as a place. I'll try. I'll try and talk to her sometime. Okay. So then, uh, the other part of the plan is we're, I mean, two months. That's not nothing.

We don't know how far it is from here to Addernax tower. But we also do know that Shia said that as soon as we got to the frozen North, Dathaniel would be on us pretty much right away. So the plan is go to the North and just rely on him coming to you. Yeah. We can also like bait him too. How? Uh, I don't know. By being generally, I mean, if we're also going to go for, uh, deposing him, we could start a political movement as soon as we land on shore. Interesting. Interesting theory.

Billy, you're the trap expert. How would you bait him out? Oh, I mean, I would just talk amongst the guards and, uh, see if, uh, they have any hot gossip to share and, uh, maybe like, I don't know, see if they know where he is. Oh yeah. That would be a good way to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, probably, you know, there are probably weird little kids everywhere. Perfect. That's all I need. Okay.

Then I guess just business as usual until we get to, ah, stone eyes, stone eyes. Where? Where? No, no, no, no. It's okay. Oh my God. He's, but he's, he's going to be picked up one of the empty beer bottles and threw it, smashes it on the side of the railing. Come at me. Come get me, Pitt. Uh, so yeah, he's around here somewhere. Presumably will be a problem at some point, but. You know, stone eyes is a huge pussy. Uh, I'm sorry I swore. Uh, he's not going to do anything yet.

I'd like to see him try. Yeah. I think he is afraid of the council. I think he is like, there's a lot of bluster there. I think he might wait until you like violate the gash. You know what? I have a feeling he might come in handy. What about the glacier? What are we going to do when we hit Addernecks tower? I ask Perel. Um, yeah. Try. What are we looking for?

Well, I mean, I never saw Addernecks tower, but, uh, tower is sort of like a, um, more an industry term than a descriptor of the structure itself. Uh huh. So I don't know exactly what we're going to be looking for, but it might be. I think I always heard that Addernecks was like inside the glacier itself as opposed to like something built on top of the glacier. Like the tower quote unquote might be the glacier. Ooh. It goes below the sea, the water, like an iceberg, how there's more.

Maggie, do you like the menders set up a vault there, right? Oh yeah. That is right. Yeah. It's a hotspot and that's why we know about it. Cause there's a vault there. So the vault was built in a disused tower, apparently previously owned by Addernecks all water or built by or whatever. So I know that it is inside. The glacier. I know that there is at least one object kept there, a ward stone box, potentially with a wizard inside.

The only thing is that I have not been in contact with the cell in the frozen North in that area for quite some time. How long? Uh, eight years. Oh, so I don't know the state of the tower. I don't know what to expect when we get there. I don't know if anything that I knew about it previously is even still true. Do you know what happened? Well, I haven't heard. I haven't heard from them for nine years. Well, I mean, not for any particular reason.

It's just the nature of the menders is we don't stay in contact terribly often unless we need to. Right. It's like a disparate network or whatever. Yeah. I only know of the cells and I really only know their leaders, the one in the North and the one in the Blacktree principality where the other box potentially exists. Who is the leader of the North cell? That's a great question, which I of course know the answer to. I haven't told you that.

I know the leader of this cell and that leader's name is Matawan. He's a good guy. Yeah. He's trustworthy enough in the past as trustworthy as a mender can be really. Do you have a second name? Just Matawan? Uh, I actually don't know, but I'll try and make contact when we arrive. Uh, and potentially Matawan has other assets, but, um, yeah, that's really all we know. Kind of generally where it is and that's it. How do the vaults operate? Is it like the one that we found in the?

In the riverways where it's like, there's just like an autonomous golem there that kind of manages them or are they all different? They're all kind of different. The general conceit of a vault is there is a wifi hotspot there. Not every wizard tower would be a vault, but because there was a hotspot in this vault, the thalmic field that exists inside it is powerful enough that it can maintain, uh, wards and spells that are necessary for the protection. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a lot of containment of the objects they're in. And the people there in those objects. Precisely. Yes. Did we ever, uh, agree on what we were going to do with these boxes? Are we going to break everyone out or are we going to Maggie, what was your opinion when we left? I can't remember. She puts up her hands, says, I have made my position on wizards known in the past. 10 five, sir. Double high five. I've made my position on wizards known in the past. I don't trust them.

I don't like them. Yeah. Perel, I also mean you. Thank you very much. But I don't like you because I don't not like you. I don't not like you because of your personality. I don't not like you because of who you are. Wait, what? The intrinsic nature of Perel. You don't like him. Do you like his personality or not? He's fine. You like him? You like his personality? He's a fine enough person. If you just let him talk, you guys never let him talk.

And then we're like, ooh, Maggie wants to hear Perel talk. Ving starts crossing one index finger over his other index finger. What does that mean? I don't know. This is when we were growing up. This meant you liked somebody. I think it's like tsk tsk. Oh, yeah. This was the penis in the hole. No, no, no. He's not. No, not my type. No, thank you. Not interested. Probably goes, eh, fine. Ving says, totally unrelated. What is your type? Um, how do I?

He takes one finger and goes over behind his pointed ear. That was maybe the fastest I've seen anyone shift into, uh, I guess, lecherous. You know what? Let's move on. Let's move on. How about? Moving on. But, uh, yeah, that's what I know about the vault. I mean, you've been to the Riverways vault. They're kind of dangerous in general. Ours because. Yeah. Chamberlain. Yeah. He broke Billy's arm. Yeah. No, he is a powerhouse when he is required to be.

So we don't know what, what could exist inside this vault. Can we Spout Lore on histories? Yeah. You could probably, you could Spout Lore to potentially recall some details, but like this is something that a lot of people might not know about. Hey, Perel. Yup. Do you remember anything that anyone might've told you about Adderneck All Water? Or the vault. Or the vault. Or like the ice. What was he? What was she into? You had your frog. Frog thing.

And very specific, uh, very specifically, nobody knows. She was very secretive about her work. Caroline, you were a spy. You were spying on Maggie forever. My name's Kareem. Kareem, sorry. That's fine. You just look exactly like Caroline. I was Caroline for a long time. You look exactly like this girl I used to know, Caroline. This girl I used to date, Caroline. Yeah. 2d6 plus intelligent. Wow. Not, not great. Okay. Six. I can age you. Anyone. Yeah.

Cause I can give you a plus two if it's historical. Oh yeah. 2d6 plus bond. Nice. Seven. Okay. Perfect. So that makes it a seven. Interesting, but not useful. So Perel kind of says, yeah, since nobody really, I mean, most towers kind of reflect the specialties of the wizards that built them or lived in them. And since no one really knew what Adderneck's school was, we don't really know what to expect. So I would say. And I know this is not really the way that you operate.

I hazard extreme caution, extreme caution when we go to the tower. Sounds boring. So you're saying we might have to jump in with a plan. I would say don't jump in, make the plan. Don't jump in. How will we make a plan if we don't know anything? So we got to jump in. What's your plan, bro? Be very, very careful. Kind of stand behind you guys. Yeah. And hope that I survive long enough to uncover whatever I need to uncover.

I guess that is not a bad plan is like we go in there swinging and draw whatever it is is in there as attention. And then Perel has time to like, I don't know, read or whatever nerd shit he wants to do. He can do that weird like candle meditation again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I probably would. Twitchy beach moves. Yeah. Yeah. I probably do that. Who has the eye on candle? Tux says looking around. Shit. I Perel does. Okay. Why? I just wanted to know where it was. Okay. Did you use all of it? No. Why?

Crosses his arm. I don't want it. I just wanted to know. Okay. No, I still have some left. Why are you being all suspicious? I don't know. Why are you asking me so many questions? Cause you ask me questions all the time. Like, did I brush my teeth? And like, do I want to learn to read this book? And are you sure you brush your teeth? Cause your breath smells really bad. And I say it's not my fault. I ate some. Food that I found after I brushed my teeth. And also, why is your toothbrush dry?

Because I don't have a toothpaste. So what am I supposed to do? And do you feel like putting on pants today? And I say, no, Perel, do I ever want to put on pants? But I do because that is what society expects of me. Billy did finger quotes around society. All right. I guess we'll undertake a perilous journey to figure out the next stage of this journey. Exciting. Yeah. So navigate and got ahead. Who's doing what? Can I scout ahead this time? Yeah. I'll navigate. Okay. Cool.

So scout ahead is 2d6 plus wisdom. Navigate 2d6 plus intelligence. Billy's feeling better now that he has the mimic moth. And food. So many macaronis. Oh, yeah. 13. Fuck yeah. Pretty good. Four. Okay. Damn it. So scout ahead. You get two from the list below. You get the drop on whatever lies ahead. You discern a beneficial aspect of the terrain. You make a discovery or notice a danger. Like two. Two. Make a discovery. Okay. So you're sailing.

This is, let's say, like a day and a half after your little sit down on the deck. Sun is, you imagine if you've started to kind of be able to track the time of like how bright it is instead of like the position of the sun. So it's probably late afternoon. You are sailing along and you hear someone, a crew member from the crow's nest. There's a vessel. Uh, vessel. There's a vessel off the starboard side, I think. A vessel means a boat, Fing says. It does, yes. Starboard means right, Tuck says.

Starboard does mean right. You're all learning. I'm so proud of you. Off means not on our boat. And you're kind of like peering through the fog and you do see a mid-sized ship, like two sails just kind of sailing along and it looks like there's bodies milling about. Like alive? Yep. They seem to be alive as far as you can tell. Tuck picks up a bottle and throws it at them. Empty bottle? Wait, I was gonna put a drawing in there. Okay, you put a drawing in another one. There's so many.

Oleander has not slowed down and we have not stopped for supplies, so this is pretty weird. And guess what? I'm sailing better than I ever have in my life. He is not at the wheel. I pick my, and I have a lot of drawings too, I pick my best smiley face drawing and I put it in the bottle. Here you go, Tuck. Thanks. Okay, I want to try and get this on their deck. Okay, 2d6 plus strength. A message of friendship and camaraderie between seafaring vessels.

I shall deliver it in the standard way that you do on the sea. In a bottle. Deck to deck. 14. Fucking hell. Yes! It lands in the captain's drink holder. Jacuzzi? Yeah. Is it at the wheel? Yeah. The cup holder attached to the wheel? Yeah. Lands on top of the drink, knocks the other drink through the bottom of the cup holder and completely replaces the thing that they had there. And you hear a voice go, drop, drop, drop it, drop, drop anchor, drop anchor.

And then after some time, ahoy, ahoy there. Ahoy. Are you friendly? Wait, are you? Did you read my message? There's a, what? There's a message in here? Well, duh. It's the standard way that people communicate on ocean. What we assume. Okay, just a sec. It's really in there. It's trying to shake it. It's kind of wet now. Aww, that's nice. Yeah, okay. You seem friendly. We'll meet you halfway. Do you want to come over here? We come over there? We can row over there. Okay.

I want to do a plank, but that's fine. Yeah, I was thinking a plank too. Well, we can get close enough and then plank. We can get close enough to do a plank that we walk across. Okay, yeah. Ving does a plank. They all walk across them. Plank board abs. Yeah. Yeah, the ships come up next to each other. A plank is laid and there's a guy standing there, short, kind of pudgy, bald, glasses. He's got just a vest on and pants, but no shirt, just the vest.

Oh, and then a fur trimmed cape around his shoulders because it's cold out. Oh, yeah. And he's got a necklace on. That has an anchor. Oh, cool. Yeah. So I'm like halfway across the plank and I say, wait a second. I would like to trap expert. Ah, smart. Very smart. 2d6 plus dexterity. Yeah. Sweet. 14. 14. Shit. Okay. Is there a trap here? And if so, what activates it? Billy, you've been on the sea quite a lot now. Like you've spent a lot of time out here. I have spent a lot of time on the sea.

And you know what? These are pirates. What does the trap do when activated? They are trying to get a good look at you, especially with the gray being as debilitating as it is. They wouldn't want to risk just like attacking you straight up. And what else is hidden here? You see there's probably 12 to 15 members of this crew and the ones that you see are all wearing the anchor necklace. One second. I just have to go to the bathroom. I start backing up. And you hit our legs.

I'm like, Billy, what are you doing? Back up. No, they're friendly. No, I don't think that they will be friendly. Okay. What's going on? I thought you guys were going to come over here. Yeah, we're just gonna get some toilet paper and food. Toilet paper. You know what? We could use some toilet paper. And we will bring some toilet paper back from the privy is what they call it. All right. We'll be waiting. Okay. Okay. Pull up the anchor. Wait, no. Wait, wait, wait. What's going on, Billy?

I think they're pirates. Look at the vest. Are we pirates? Not really. Oleander. Are we pirates? I'm not a pirate. I'm a smuggler. You want to be a pirate? No. Well, on the level of like, where do pirate versus smugglers sit? Are you more powerful? Powerful. I don't know. I mean, we kind of do different things. Pirates are more like attacking. They can take stuff from people. Smuggler. I've worked for pirates with pirates before. Have you worked with these ones?

Do you know what the anchor means? They are all in the same chain. Yeah, that's the sailor. What? Oh, yeah. The patron of sailors. Yeah. And he reaches in to his shirt and he pulls out a little medallion. Are you a pirate? No. I just, I'm a… I pay homage to the patron of sailors. We know the patron of sailors, dude. Okay. And he puts it back in his We all… We all… We all… We all… We all… We all… We all know the patron. We don't worry. Yeah, you know, we all feel his…

The guidance of them in the air, in the seas, in the lines. In the flesh. And then Tuck goes, it's actually a he in this case. Okay. All right. Whatever. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, they're probably just… They just, you know, pay homage to the sailor. No, I got a bad feeling about this. Should be pulling that plank up. Do you think they're faking it? What? Do you think they're not actually… They don't… They're not actually part of the patronage of sailors?

Do pirates pay homage to the sailors? I mean, some probably pay homage to the pirate. Could I discern reality and see if I can see if their chains are the same as Oleander's? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for it. Great. I got nine. Nine? Oh, yeah. Bill Noculus. Bill Noculus. Hell yeah. Shit. Six. So, Billy looks through the Bill Noculus and looks really close at the chain with the anchor.

And the center tine, like the middle of the anchor with the two pieces that come off, the center looks like it might actually be a representation of a blade. And then the two tines are hooks. Oh, shit. Oh, they're not friendly. Fucking alright. Doesn't look like yours, Oleander. Fucking pirates. And Oleander stands up and he walks over to the wheel. He reaches down, he grabs his sword. And he starts drawing it from his step. No, no, no. What about it? He's like, alright.

We gotta make him think we haven't realized that they're pirates yet. I don't think we're gonna have much time to figure that out. They want toilet paper bad. And we are gonna give him a little bit. Do you know that the longer we spend talking here, though, the more they're definitely gearing up to attack us. And then you need two rolls of three. Ah, you know, whatever you got, we'll take. Whatever extra kind of shit you got lying around. Listen to that. We better go. You know what? Make it two.

Actually, make it every two. Make it everything. Oh, no. I pushed the plank over. Okay, two six plus strength. Nine. Nine, okay. So you push the plank into the water as Oleander reefs on the wheel, trying to like tip the front of the boat away from their boat. But a couple of them are able to like leap over the side onto the deck. No. Tuck picks up a giant crate of empties that's on the, it's like a recycling bin full of empties.

He just whips it at the guys that jumped across to see if he can stop them from getting. Yeah, two to six plus. This might be dexterity because you're trying to hit people like hit targets. Okay. I was going to return those. That's like 250 in bottles, man. Recycle. Like 11. Yeah. So I would say that four were trying to jump over and two of them were a little too close together and that you stop their momentum right in the air.

The bottles crash into them and they fall into the water with a splash. And then you're like, oh, I'm going to die. I'm going to fall into the water with a splash. Nice. Yeah. Two of them. I'm going to go fight with honor, roll plus con to get some hold. Yeah, totally. 10. 10. Okay. So that's three hold for a fight with honor. Yep. And I assume you're squaring off with the other two that landed on board.

I'm going to cross a distance between myself and a foe bypassing all obstacles and then deal damage to them. Yeah, that's perfect. I'm going to run and grab a rope, like Superman style and swing fist forward and just knock them out of the air like that. Perfect. Swing around. Roll your damage. Three. Yeah. So you knock one of them right into the water, continuing your momentum on the rope, swinging gallantly through the air, landing back onto the deck.

But the one remaining pirate who jumped first lands on the deck. He's got two hatchets. He's got really big arms and he's like, ah, real piratey shit. I want to grab a, like an empty sack where there are more cans. There's so many. So many bottles. Containers. It's like a bottle depot around here. Yeah. Grab a cloth bag that had a bunch of cans in them. Bottles. Uh huh. No, and cans. He's found like carbonated sealed beers somewhere. And I leap on the guy and try to put the bag over his head.

Perfect. Nice. Give me a defy danger dexterity to even like get up on this guy first. Eight. Okay. So the eight, like he sees you coming and he starts like swinging his hatchets at you. So you can continue onto him to do the bag thing with another roll and get hit. Or you can stop right now and avoid his attack. No, I want to get him with the bag. Okay. Roll a D6. Four. Four. He nicks you with his blade on one of the hatchets dealing four damage, but then you're on top of him.

And now roll, I guess, dexterity again to get this bag on him. 12. Yeah. It's got a drawstring on it. I tighten it up. I'm like hanging off of it. Look at what I cut. Yeah. It's around like his knees. So he's like, whoa, it smells like beer in here. Billy, you're bleeding. Billy, you're bleeding. Oh, I'm fine. It's just sauce from me. You mean blood? He means blood. Just to minimize his injuries by calling stuff sauce. Don't worry. It's just Billy sauce. I'm just miracle whipping out of my eyes.

And you hear as the last pirate that made it over the first time is taken care of. You hear a real classic. Yar, yar, yar, yar. As a bunch like swing over on lines. Oh, what the fuck? And try and. Try and land onto the boat. Tuck looks around for something to use to fight these guys off. And he realizes very suddenly he carries a battle axe with him everywhere he goes. Oh, right. Oh my God, I got to find more empties. He grabs a slice of his memory in which contains a battle axe on his back.

And then Tuck picks up another container full of Tupperware containers this time. Yeah. No lids. No lids. Not a single lid. I know. All of this is garbage that they were planning on throwing away. It's all these ones. They got fucking sauce in them. And then the sauce never comes out. Only Andrew's a bit of a hoarder. A little bit. You know, you know, I mean, it's not hoarding if I'm preparing for eventualities. Divorced dads are always holding on to garbage that they're going to eat out of.

It's not garbage if I have a use for it. We're telling you, don't hoard on board. There's such limited space on the Sunrunner, too. Like, it's not a big boat. The crew talks about it a lot. They're like, he's really holding on to it. There's like six mannequins in the back. He said he was going to make like a coat rack out of them, and he still has it. So you grab a crate full of old Tupperware. And I grabbed the biggest Tupperware and I pull it up as a shield.

And then I grabbed the ax off my back. Amazing. And then I go, I want to fight the biggest guy. Is there a big guy swinging? Yeah, there's a big guy. He's got a big pole that looks like it's a club. Is it Fatim? No, it's just a club. Okay. It's just a big guy with a stick. And he's missing one eye. And he's got a patch on the other one. And Tuck goes, Fatim, is that you? Har! Oh, be Fatim. And Tuck is like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. You look like a guy I know.

And the club begins whistling through the air towards your head. Tuck blocks it and then smashes him in the face with the head of the ax. Okay. That sounds like defend. So I'm going to roll. I'm going to get you to roll defend. Oh, finally. I'm making it happen. Yeah, you are. This is great. So 2d6 plus constitution. Okay. So that's it. That's it. 2d6 plus constitution is three. So nine. Okay. So on a nine, you hold one. Redirect an attack from the thing you defend to yourself.

Have the attacks effect or damage. Open up the attacker to an ally, giving that ally plus one forward against the attacker or deal damage equal to your level. I'll deal damage equal to my level. Okay. Yeah. Oh God, what's your level? Eight. This guy's toast. There's, you know, people don't have a lot of hit points in this. Yeah. So yeah. So you're just whistling through the air towards your head. You block it with the ax and then just whack them in the face. Yeah. Yeah.

With the head of the ax, like the broad side of it. And he gets smoked right in the teeth. He didn't have many teeth to begin with, but the ones that were there fall out. It sounds like they clatter all over the deck. It talks like, fuck, I'm sorry. I was going to kill you. And then he splooshes into the water and the crew has begun battle fights happening all over the deck. And Maggie comes fucking charging up from below deck and shoulder checks a guy into the water, just full up.

And she's like, finally, she's just beating the shit out of a guy. But Ollie is trying to get the ship away and you need to hold off these people to give the boat enough time to kind of get under sail. They're not trying to catch us with their helmsman. Are they trying to chase us in the boat? Yeah. They're trying to chase you. And like every once in a while, a rope will like fling over the deck. Yeah.

It's like a rope will fling over the deck with like a grappler on it and it'll slam and try and grab onto something. I want to use my superior technique in my fight with honor. Yeah. To deal damage to a foe within sight. Yeah. As long as you can see the helmsman, which you can, like you can see someone at the wheel. Okay. I want to try that. Okay. So you just spend your hold and deal your damage. Great. My damage is a D6 and I guess because I'm using nature's fury, I get a D10. Oh yeah.

It's a D10 instead. 10. That's a 10. Yeah. That's a 10. Holy shit. So yeah. What, how does Ving do this? Describe it. I guess he pushes with the water. Mm-hmm. Fucks with the rudder. Cause that's what he's holding onto the wheel. Yeah. The wheel controls the rudder. The rudder. So then he just takes the rudder and like the water around the rudder moves in opposite direction and flings the guy off the boat. Just like, whew. Cause the wheel spins. Nice. The wheel spins and he's holding on. Yeah.

He's not expecting it. Yeah. He gets tossed right into the water. You hear a splash and a scream and the rudder is like, a 10 is a lot of damage. Yeah. And then there's like a crash as Ving like grips with the water and just destroys the back of the boat. And the guy with the glasses is running around on the deck going, no fucking shit. Son of a bitch. Fucking boat no.

And the rest of the pirates who are fighting on the deck are like looking over and going, oh boy, our ship is being destroyed and we're stuck on this one. And we're all just like. Yeah. So the pirates that are on the deck. They're fighting with a renewed vigor, realizing their lives are hanging in the balance. I'm still hanging off that bag. Still? Are you killing this guy? No, I'm just keeping him for later. Whatever. I don't know.

Billy, you hear a as you start seeing like the blades of axes poke through the material of this bag. Whoa, what are you doing? Get off me. I'm trying to get out of here. Do I have a move where I put them to sleep? Yeah. It's fairy dust. Okay. Fairy dust on this guy. Chan? Hell yeah. And I'm. I just sneeze on him. And I think with a 10, you get to choose three from the list, which I believe is they'll stay asleep for a long time.

You can do it to a group of people and you can do it from a distance. Stay asleep for a long time and a group of people. Yes. Big sneeze. Amazing. Cause it like usually just fake it, but this one was actually real. Yeah. He's wearing a lot of perfume. This pirate. He is. This is a very perfumed boy. He is covered in dracar noir. Oh yeah. It is like being in line outside of touch nightclub. It is like being in line outside of touch nightclub. It is like being in line outside of touch nightclub.

It is like being in line outside of touch nightclub. In Hamilton. 1998. And the perfume gets up inside your nose and you go, huh? And it's a huge, like pop of fairy dust that extends over the whole deck. Gesundheit. The pirates fall asleep. The one in the bag slumps to the ground. And even a few of Ollander's crew members just like hit the deck and start snoring. Teck and Vinger just like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not evil. It's like, no, but we don't have fun.

We're gonna fall asleep halfway through a fight. I guess. It's fine. It's normal. It's a part of your body, but we just don't want to get touched by it. Wasn't embarrassed until now. Sorry. Hey guys. Ollander? What's up? Did we win? Yeah, we won. All right. Can we get the anchor up? Is that guy? Hey fucker. And he yells across the water and the guy's just like, ah, oh no. Like bailing. You see him running up and down between the ship. Just throwing a bucket of water.

Things throwing sleeping pirates back on their ship. Oh, you're tossing it back on. Yeah. And that yeah, bodies are hitting the deck or the water or the side of the boat. Let's get a move on. Fucking you big man. Get the anchor up. What are you doing? Do you want me to pull the anchor up? Oh no. I want you to stand around and ask me about the anchor some more. Why are you being a dick to me? I'm stressed out. You sound like beer smells. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out.

I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yeah, Billy's got the, he's like hanging from the capstan. Like, go, go.

His legs are just. I got 12. Yeah, you grab the chain and haul it straight up from the water. You're fused fucking rippling in the gray light of day. Yeah, there's a rare beam of sunlight that cuts across the scene. It glitters off of the pectorals and the abs and the obliques. Like, you can really see like that lower and upper triangle on my back as I haul stuff up. And for a moment, everyone becomes still as they look at the poetry that is the human body in full bloom. You hear the baby oil.

You hear the pirate on the other ship go. You know what? I can't go against that. He's a specimen. It's beautiful. Talk your baby. And then Tuck's like, thanks. And then he hands only under the entire anchor and let's go. He just drops it full on onto the ground. And he turns the wheel and you start. He's sailing away and he goes, ha, no one will ever catch Captain Oleander Dreyfus.

And he grabs a bottle that he was drinking from and throws it with all his might directly into the ground at his feet. It shatters. Let's go, boys. And you sail off into the gray, having escaped the pirates. And then Tuck goes over to Billy and Vick and he's like, good job, you two. You too, bud. Do you feel like Oleander's drinking too much? Do you think that maybe we should take away his command of the ship? Should we mutiny him until he's… Sobers up a little bit? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

And you hear Oleander. Did you say mutiny? Completely sober. We're just saying, I think you're a little too under the influence to be making decisions for the entire boat right now. Not anymore, I'm not. I hear the word mutiny. My brain's firing on all cylinders. All right, mutiny, mutiny, mutiny. Let's get out of here. I got my eye on you. Then I mutiny on your mutiny, mutiny. I swear to God, if you try and mutiny me, I'm going to counter mutiny you so fucking hard. I mutiny. You mutiny me.

You mutiny me in your sleep. You better wake up and mutiny me. Every time they say mutiny, they get closer and closer together until their noses are touching. It's like one of those kinds of fights. And Oleander's quite a lot shorter than Ving. He's like 5'8". He's poking me in the chest. Mutiny you, mutiny me. I'm going to mutiny the shit out of you. I'll mutiny the shit out of your shit. You better mutiny with one eye open. You better mutiny and wipe twice, motherfucker. Go pull that line.

I will, Captain. Salutes him. Goes and pulls the line. All right. He snaps his fist in a salute on his chest, delaying some sort of previous naval experience, perhaps, and goes back to the wheel. And the day continues without incident, though you see Oleander reach into his shirt and kind of like rub the anchor medallion around his neck as he sails. Is that like a thing for luck? It's like a religious thing, I think.

I mean, as much as the patronages are a quote-unquote religion, yeah, I guess so. It's more just like it's just reminding me that there are a billion billion sailors that came before me and we all are united in our mastery and love of the sea, you know?

And he's actually warmed up quite a lot to Billy because everybody does eventually, but he really throws on this like kind of cool like dad thing around Billy and you're not really sure why, but he's like, yeah, you know, it's just a little medallion reminds me what I do. Where I came from. That's cool. I just imagined Billy like sitting kind of on like the little box in front of the wheel like hanging out with. Yeah, totally. Where'd you like?

What was the kind of your favorite food from where you come from? From where I come from my favorite food. Oh boy. You ever had? So there's this thing that we have. It's called a fuck. It's called like a grapka. Uh-huh. It's like a disc of flatbread and then you cut the bread open and you create like a pocket. Yeah. And then you put like meat and vegetables and sauce and it creates like this little pocket of bread. Nice. When we get to port, I'll make you some stuff. I'll get the stuff for it.

Do you have any weird dreams ever? Like, oh yeah. Oh, hello. Weird dreams. Why do you have weird dreams too? Totally. And do you ever wonder if dogs have thoughts? We're kind of bouncing around topics a lot, but yeah, I guess so. Why wouldn't everybody has thoughts? That's a good point. What about cats? Yeah, definitely. No, actually. No, cats don't have thoughts. I don't know. Ving says they do. Ving would say that though. And also, why did you, why did your wife leave you? Oh boy.

That's a big question. Whenever I ask, you always change the subject. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess if I had to, if I had to pick one, it's kind of because I became so committed to my job that I started thinking of myself as like a smuggler first and a husband second. At a time when we really needed that support in each other.

And she just kind of grew further and further apart from me because I mean, she had her own things like she had her, she had her textile business and that was really important to her. And I respect that. If I had to pick a second answer, it's because she fucked my brother. Whoa. Well, yeah. Anyway, any follow-up questions there, little guy? Let me think about it. Okay. All right. I'm going to keep sailing while you think. Cut to us for a second. Yeah.

We're below decks trying to organize an intervention with the rest of the crew members being like, he's drinking too much. Okay. Billy's up there distracting him so that we can organize this thing with you guys. I haven't seen him leave the helm in three days. How are we going to get him down here? He hasn't slept. He has not stopped drinking. He's purely functioning only on alcohol, I think. I don't think I've seen him pee. Except that one time we peed on that Selkie.

I mean, he has been drinking quite a lot, yes, but he has been operating at more or less, let's say 60% capacity. And Tuck grabs this guy's arm and he goes like, you're being an enabler right now, dude. Oh my God, you're right. I am. I just love my captain so much. I just want him to have what's best for him. Well, then you guys stand up to us. Sweet sailor above and below. You are correct. Thank you. So much for, and he grabs both sides of your face and pulls you in.

Thank you so much for revealing my biases to me in such a kind and supportive way. And Tuck kisses him on the lips. All right. Yes. He returns that kiss fervently. And then Tuck goes, now go get Oleander. Okay, I will. And Abdul turns to everyone and goes, do you guys want to do an intervention? Yes. All right. Paul, you're in harm reduction. Is this a dangerous thing for us to be making fun of? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, this has nothing to do with that. Okay.

So it's, who is this guy that I just kissed? This guy, this guy's name is Darcy Spice. Darcy Spice. I like that a lot. Darcy Spice. Darcy Spice. He's the quartermaster. Darcy Spice. Darcy. I am a captain. Anyway. So what I was saying was sometimes when you toast bread, you know, it just gets too hard for your gums. That's true. That's true. I have noticed that. That's why I like to put toast in my mouth for a little while and let it sit there. Me too. It's like, I call it bread soup. Captain.

Captain, can you join us at the blood decks for a minute, please? I have to go to the bathroom. Oh, all right. I mean, somebody's got to, somebody's got to watch the helm though. What I mean is I will watch the helm. Okay. And I will go, I'm just cause I'm just going to whiz off the deck right here. And then I, I will be at the helm. Okay. Right away. I'll be, I'll be right back. Like Billy porthole. Sorry. And, uh, stomp, stomp, stomp.

As all he comes down the stairs and sees all of you standing there, presumably. Yeah. There's a big banner that says intervention. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the slams locks behind him? What the fuck is this? Trust us. I don't need an intervention. I think, dude, we're here because we love you. Okay. This is less than, this intervention. This is just the safest way that we thought that we could tell you that there is no more alcohol on this boat. What the fuck are you talking about?

We're not a hundred percent sure what an intervention is. So we're, we're just here to tell you that this boat is dry and there's no more. Are you, you're what? You drank it all, bud. That can't be, that can't be true. That can't, oh, oh my God. When we were at four frost, we left so quick. I didn't have time. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. There was only eight barrels. Why did I only bring eight barrels? All the bottles, the bottles are done are gone. Yeah.

What about those weird cans that I found that are all fizzy? Yeah. You drank those. Oh my God. They were so refreshing. And then tech goes, Darcy wrote you a letter. It's true. Captain. I did write you a letter. And the important thing to know is that this comes from, a place of love. There's a safe space. Okay. I just, and he pulls out a little pair of a pince-nez glasses. He puts them on his nose and he unfolds a letter. Captain. Captain. Oh, captain, my captain.

When you drink so much that I'm afraid we will crash into the rocks. I find that your drinking becomes a fear of man, but I do not want to fear you, my captain, I want you to be as good a sailor as you are a friend. And I am worried that occasionally when you drink and say it is pretty bad ass that doing it too much will lead to your downfall. And also the DM of the people on this vessel. And I want you to know that I love you.

Next page flips it over and you see that he actually has several pages. Like, Oh, geez, I didn't write this so fast. And there's a, he's had this for years. Yeah. And we do a, a slow panning montage of him reading the pages. There's just music over it. And you see like it cuts to Darcy and he's like crying and all the Anders crying. And then it fades in and fades back. And Darcy's reading and the captain's laughing a lot and everybody's laughing and hugging.

And then it fades out and fades back in. And tucking Vinger holding all the under back from trying to cry fighting. Everybody's trying to beat Darcy up. And then it fades back in. And in conclusion, captain, we all love you and we want you to be, to be good and healthy and not die until it is narratively or fictionally appropriate. The end. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark.

Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. Question mark. And then it says at the button, Captain, all the under dry face will return. Dot, dot, dot. And, uh, all he's standing there for a second, his arms crossed tears in his eyes. I can't believe I only brought eight barrels. Well, you did. So, but if there's one thing I know about the dry faces, it's that we get over stuff really fast.

So I think that I'll be, I understand what you're saying. And I think that, if I can go like, by the time I get to port, I might not even want to drink anymore. You know what I mean? That's the attitude. Yeah. One port at a time. I just want to, I want to thank you all for putting this kind of, I don't know, priority on my wellness. I guess I haven't been putting my own priority on my own wellness, you know, ever since my divorce eight years ago, eight years.

And, uh, you know, I, I just really needed this reminder that I'm not just what happened to me. I'm what I'm going to do. You know, I'm the people that I love and I'm, I'm a fucking sailor. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You are pulls out the, the necklace. This, this necklace means something. It's a top. There's a shot of whiskey in it. Okay. That's the end. That's the last, that's the last emergency where I'm gone. And that's it. That's there's no more on the boat. I can remember.

I got to discern realities when he goes to sleep, to find the rest of it. Yeah. And you know what? I love you. I love you. And he walks up and he hugs Darcy and he gives him a quick peck on the lips. I love you. And he goes to the next crew member and he gives him a hug and a quick peck on the lips. I love you. And he goes to each person in the hold and gives him a quick peck on the lips. And as he's doing it, you can clearly see that he's patting them down to see. Wow. Yeah. He gets to tuck.

And I don't, does tuck notice that he's getting patted down? Yeah, totally. And I love you. Thanks, man. I have no pockets in this. Come on. I don't know what you're talking about. And he gives, he gives me a look at him. Like I have so many vials of liquid on me right now. I really love you. And I think, I think I'm going to be okay. Just then you hear, I'm going to be okay. I'm going to be okay. Yeah. Everybody's launched to the side. We look over Billy's down here with us.

I also wanted to hug. He reaches down and he hugs Billy and he goes, I love you. Wait a second. To the helm. So you, the boat runs aground with this thunderous cacophony of shattering wood. You run upstairs to the to the top deck and you're greeted by like your eyes. You all like shield your eyes. Oh my God. Brilliant blue skies. That you're reading in your ear for some reason. As your vision resolves in the light you see the beautiful brilliant globe of the sun hanging in the sky. Holy shit.

We were down there for a long time. It's like you guys were reading a book or something. And you have arrived upon the shores of the frozen north. That's where we're going to end it for this week. I'm your game master Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome the Barbarian Abdulaziz. So long everybody. Playing Bing the Half-Elf Druid Paul Oppers. Take care guys. Playing Fat Billy the Halfling Thief Jessica Tai. Bye everyone. Thank you to Aaron Reed for our intro and outro music.

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You know them by name, you know them by deed, their quests are famously daring. So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home, he loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does max the largest heart. Best in business. And raddest they may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts.

So gather round friends and listen close, for the tale's about to start. Billy the Halfling Thief, Jessica Tai. Hello everyone. When last we left our heroes, they were dragged, kicking and screaming into a hellscape of Ving's creation. What? Sorry. The gang was transferred unconsciously to the dream place. Ving was accosted by a nightmarish representation of his father Dathaniel in the form of a great black wolf with iron gray teeth. A snow owl in its mouth. Arrows piercing its hide.

And after attempting to kill this wolf several times, darted into the woods of his nightmares to confront the beast. Tuck and Billy following closely behind. Grappling with their own dream selves. Billy turning into a tree and becoming trapped in an endless dream forest. Tuck encountering the nightmarish cataclysm that he has experienced over and over and over every night for his entire life. Yeah, totally normal for me.

And no reason to be concerned or no reason to speculate from a fan perspective to. Your chin's doing the waggle thing. Your eyes are watering again. Stop it. Your eyes are spinning around in your head like a Muppet. What's going on? Ving confronted the wolf dad at the last moment, saving himself by plunging his unbreakable spear into a brand new gemstone cave. Opal Moonstone. A beautiful, brilliant white light plunging his spear into it and being consumed by an inky. Okay. Darkness.

Tuck hauling Ving out of this darkness into his own nightmare. Ving joining him in the cataclysm. Thank you. Yeah. And Tuck realized that more terrifying than the nightmare of this island being destroyed is having someone see what's going on in his head. Does not like that. The ultimate vulnerability. He's a string of dead therapists behind him. Billy, meanwhile, became lost.

And a memory of the winter war totes engaging in an unending battle with a vicious Elven warrior top a mighty battle cat being killed over and over as well. Yeah. Tuck and Ving progressed through the cataclysmic nightmare, finding Billy on this battlefield, doing their absolute damnedest to get him out. Ving took on the form of a bear of bloody ice and moonlight. Tuck mixed it up with a cat man. Yeah. I got fucked up. I got fucked up a lot. Yeah. Pretty bad. Yeah.

But eventually, through the power of friendship, overcame their troubles, removing their Chamberlain rings after they found themselves in a vision of Pinewood, a happier time, a better time. And the gang escaped from the nightmare realm. But not before Tuck watched the village of Pinewood destroyed in a cataclysm. All of his friends and loved ones being burned to death by a fissure of lava. I knew that this would be his dream. From here on out. Yeah.

Tuck is like, what the fuck is going on in my head? It doesn't sound or feel good. Yeah. To even think about. So he doesn't think about it. And that's a pretty good way to deal with it, in his opinion. And upon returning to the waking world, they were collected by Savarna, who said that the council had reached their decision. And then they returned to the council to hear their judgment. Billy acted like a fucking animal and climbed around in the knowledge tree, spitting on the tree.

And then he was looking on people and telling them to shut the fuck up, showing once and for all the reason that you shouldn't bring your kid to small claims court. Yeah, this is what happens when they take me somewhere I don't want to go. Custody battle. Fuck you. My custody is nuts. Great. And they received the judgment from Grim Shay, leader of the Oval Council, early speaker for the Oval Council, that this debt of blood can only be paid with blood. And that you must kill.

The ranger king ah geez and that is where we find ourselves now it's probably gonna have no ramification psychologically the judgment hangs in the air they look at you expectantly well our rate is five gold coins a day plus per diem plus expenses yeah um each shit good call great grim grim shay looks baffled absolutely flabbergasted this is not a request this is a judgment what have we deny if you refuse this judgment deny what is required of you I would recommend leaving this island by sundown you will have a day and a night and then the judgment of hibernia be on you and at that you see stoneye who you see stoneye who is a man of justice and he's going to take you to a place where you has his arms crossed over his barrel chest smile grimly.

Fuck. Billy farts while looking at Stonai. He plops the ground. It's like, well, I guess we best be off. We shall collect our things. Yeah. Tuck. Yes, I will go now. And Tuck is like Stonai and he like reaches for it touches Stonai on the arm. He doesn't move, but his whole body tenses. I would like to say I will see you on the morrow, my friend. And then Tuck, who is really suffering the effects of blood loss, does a flourishing bow and almost passes over all the blood rushes to his head.

He's a head rush and Savarna is at the edge of the cliff and she starts walking back with you. What happened? We have to kill my father? Oh. Or they're going to kill us. Ah, yeah. Well, you know, that's the way. Do you know how they'll kill us? How do they usually kill people who won't kill their dad? Well, that actually has only come up a handful of times, I'd say.

But, um, if I had to guess based on a sort of your current situation and everything that has happened between your discovery and your arrival on Hibernia, I would guess the Selkies will have something to do with it. Oh, no. The water dogs. And then Tuck goes, Savarna, I picked these for you. And he gives her a handful of grass. Oh. Like, not long grass. Like little blades of grass. It's a little clutch of grass. Oh, thank you. That's very sweet of you.

And she kind of takes it from you and puts it in her mouth. Right, because she's a deer. She is. Oh, my God. Does she eat the grass? She eats it. She puts it right in her mouth and chews it. Like gum. So, yeah, I mean, you can go back to the hut. You could probably go back to your ship as well. I mean, I assume they gave you the usual spiel. Be gone by sundown and then a day and a night. Yeah. So, what do you plan on doing? I think we have to talk to our friends to figure out what's going on.

Okay, so you're going down on the ship? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, you head down to the Sunrunner and it is beached exactly where you found it. And before we leave Savarna, I go, yeah, so like, I got like my own like hammock in there if you ever want to come by. It's pretty cool. So, you're kind of casually looking about trying to act like disconnected and cool and you turn back and she's gone. And then I grab Ving's arm and I lean in and I was like, do you see that? That was amazing.

We were both like looking at you really like wide-eyed like I was. I was like, yeah. Oh, she's gone. She already left. She left a while ago. So quiet into his disappeared. You miss a hundred percent of the shots. You don't take buddy. Yeah, I miss a hundred percent of my shots. I need my shots.

I need to get my shots and there are, you know, a couple selkies on the beach that are asleep some in human form, some in seal form and you see all the under is standing kind of on the top deck of the Sunrunner from where it's beach and he sees you. He's got a beer in his hand. He's like, oh, hey, hey, sup, Ollie. I thought you were any runs his hand across his neck. No, we got a day and a half. What do you mean? And then it's as you put it. Oh, yeah. Is Maggie around? I could go find her.

Yeah, I think we need to tell her and Perel what happened. We go down to Pearl's room like last time. He wakes up and he's like well, just standing over his hammock. What's going on? Is that your sleeping robe? Yeah, it's really nice. It's for airflow. Is that a feather boa? This hammock's uncomfortable. I like the way it feels against my skin. Is that silk? Yeah, it's silk. Is this part wool? I mean, yeah, it's got like different like panels. No, the slippers. Oh, yeah, those these are wool.

I made these actually. Billy crawls into the hammock as well. Trying to steal a slipper. No kidding. And he kind of shifts. Make room. Yeah, then lets Billy lay down. Oh, God. Okay, what's going on? All right, so I'm snuggling Perel. And you're trying to steal a slipper? Yeah, I got a slipper in my, I'm hugging the slipper. I'm like, Perel, we got so much to tell you. Okay, what's going on? We gotta kill my dad in a day and a half or they're gonna kill all of us. Hold on.

And he like slaps himself in the cheek a couple times. Did you say you have to kill your dad in a day and a half or they're going to kill you? I think we have to agree to kill his dad or we just run and if we do that, they'll try and come and kill us in a day and a half. Oh, shit. Bing, how do you feel about that? Well, yeah, pretty conflicted thing. Good morning. Yeah, good morning. That's a lot. Yeah, that is a lot. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I mean, mostly like where are we going to find this guy? He's, you know, he's not going to go down easy. No, probably not. But also, did you want to kill your dad? Really? I mean, I did. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Yeah. Not really. You want to kill? Yeah, I did. For sure. I did. Have you ever met a dad you didn't want to kill? We could always just run and then choose along the way. And then if we get in trouble, we're just like, oh, well, you didn't make the terms clear enough.

We thought we just had to get out of here. Here's the question. Should we just tell them that we're going to kill Bing's dad and then decide later? I mean, druids do have a… Do you have a pinky promise too? Yeah. No! I was trying to think of the word for it. There's an old Irish mythological term. A gash? A gash. Yeah. Which is like, it's a thing that you have to abide by or it brings you like misfortune, basically.

So you think that they'll try and like bind us with a gash to like force us to do this if we say yes? I mean, I assume that's what they're going to do. That's like, you know, that's how you make people do it. You do what you're bidding. And it is very much like Billy's oath Bing, you remember. It's like you agree to terms of some kind and it is set out that if you break the terms, then yeah, something terrible happens to you.

Can I spell it, Lauren, if it's possible to break a gash after it's been administered? Totally. Great. Because if we can, if we become, if we, if you just gash yourself. Tuck has learned a new word. I'm using it all the time. I do not know how it's worked. If we do the gash work. Let me take a gash. If you get drenched in the gash. We can't let them get us in the gash. Yeah, but if we do that and then figure out a way to break it, then maybe we can get out of here scot-fucking-free. Here we go.

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Text 2d6 plus bond to 5555 if you're a team tuck. Klondike 5. No, unfortunately, you know, you can't really aid that far. Fuck. Fuck. Wait. Bardic lore. Yeah. Does that mean two of us can aid? No. He doesn't bardic lore? No, but bardic lore. Choose an area of expertise. Legends of guitar heroes past gods and their servants and histories. I feel like this is gods and their servants. I don't know about that. Like the ocean? Yeah. This is more like magic. The ocean is a minor god, basically.

Well, if the moon is a god, then the ocean's a god. No, guys. Yeah. Stop. Gods and their servants. They made a deal with this huge spirit. Oh, stop world building, Sean. All of a sudden. I thought this was a collaboration. No, but we're not talking about a god or their servants. We're talking about a specific magical practice. But it's not. I think it's spiritual if it's druids are doing it. Okay, but that doesn't mean that Okay. Yeah. Like, what are the other? What are the other legends?

Not legends. No, and unfortunately not a god or their servants. What about histories? Okay. But you did get a seven, remember? Give me a seven. Yeah. So interesting, but not useful. You know that there are stories you've heard and read stories of people. What if you ask thing? I was literally in the middle of a sentence. Yeah. I'm doing my thing. Why interrupt you with my sounding board on a spell or get plus two. Oh shit. Oh my god. Yeah. Sorry.

See what happens when you read your character sheets. I forgot I had these. Okay. So what's the what's another PC comes to you for advice about something important. You tell them what you honestly think is best and get plus two forward on spell or discern realities. Okay. Yeah. Then yeah. So is that how do we do this? Is that all I made? That is just Ving has to be involved. Yeah. You got to just ask him. I'm so stupid because he's like a riff kind of guy is what we said. Yeah.

He's riffing on it. This makes sense because it's all juridic stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And I have the memory of an old druid stuck within me and a wizard. Yeah. And I'm kind of like a egg. Jesus. Egg person. Yeah. You're a Jesus egg. We all know what that means. Let's move on and not ask Paul about his weird history. Grow up in the Ontario North. So that makes it a 10 because I'm a moron. Interesting and useful. Interesting.

We all grab our hands and jump up and down in a circle and turn slowly around and around until Sean tells us what we want to know. And so what I'm going to tell you is there are stories Ving, you know this and Billy, you've heard it. You talk. You've probably heard songs or read books that have all probably songs that there are stories of people overcoming their Gesha or having their own Gesha broken against their will by like technicalities Achilles heel. Yeah, exactly.

So there are there is probably a way if you could find a really tricky little technicality that could get you out of the Gesha. But the thing is is that you have to kill the Ranger King. That's what we have to try to do until we figure out how to break this Gesha exactly. Yeah, so that's the thing is if you could find a way to make that technically true or impossible or something like that, then you might be able to get out of it. He does hook a lot of halfling pipe we might be dead already.

I have an idea. What if you take over you take his crown, you become king and then kill yourself. No, wait. No, this could work. This is us brainstorming. No, that is good. Bing and Tuck both scream at the same time. You kill yourself because then my dad would be alive and you'd be dead and we would fulfill the wait, that's the same outcome as if we just said no. What if we don't give any timeline and then they don't know because they're still trying.

Remember when Urk was getting the book that took months. It took so many months. What if we try and, and make your dad super unhealthy. Yes, like a bunch of burgers. Yeah, by becoming his chefs. This is great clog his arteries over many years for a long time and kill him that way. Perel holds up a hand. I'm not a druid, but my guess is they're going to put a timeline on it. Okay, I don't think they're going to give you like free rain. So it's our calendar people.

Yeah, what if we use the calendar of the sky? And eternal. Yeah, and then when Billy says we use the calendar of the sky, we go what the fuck you talking about? Like it's eternal. Assumed they can't see the stars and they haven't been able to see them for so long, right? So we can just switch her up a little bit. We agree to our terms. Yeah, and we just make up a certain time when we know the stars aligned and it's really a long time from now.

So we got loads of time and then tuck is like, all right, here we go. I have an idea and then he leans into oleander. Yeah, oleander here. Yeah, I'm here. Okay, he's drinking. He's drinking a beer. He's just watching. You gotta stop drink your even drinking constantly since we got here. I'm stressed out. That's a bad reaction to no shit. Did I tell you I'm divorced? Oh my God. Oh, no, we took you from your counselor to that's fine. That wasn't working out anyway.

She was leaving me all the women in my life. Leave me eventually. So except for any pads, the Sun runner, this old beauty here and then tuck goes. Okay, here we go. I'm going to lean in to grab your hand. You're going to your hands so big. I know dude. It's stop squeezing so hard. I'm pulling you in out and then I get close to his face. I'm like, do you have a lawyer on board? Did you bring a divorce lawyer to help us draft this this gash this deal?

Can I roll it spelt or on if there's a real see if there's a lawyer on board? Yeah, sure. Go for it. Discern eternities to 26 plus wisdom nine. Yes, of course I have a I have a barrister all ship captains travel with a barrister. Let me go get him. What's the barristers name? Follow me. Yeah, Bartholomew Theodore tiddlywinks the second. Wow, okay. Yeah, Bartholomew Theodore tiddlywinks the second attorney at law Squire.

I was I wasn't sure what voice I was going to do, but now I'm going to do this one Bartholomew Theodore tiddlywinks the second attorney at law before he even like yeah, let me go look for him. They use stomps and then Boingy jumps out of a deck hole either. He's got like a long robe on he's got he's all he's got a big gray beard long gray hair. He's got a clipboard a tie for some reason tie under on his robe. I thought you're the janitor.

Oh, no, a lot of people make that misconception little boy. Don't worry, but I'm mopping the deck. I was yes with your rights and responsibilities. Maybe most of the time I am what some could call a swabby, but did I pass the bar exam? Maybe prove that I didn't Oh, yeah, he's our guy. All right. Yeah, you know come in and out of port.

It's always good to have somebody familiar with international law to sort of you know get us out of legal jams as my captain all the under here is a smuggler and criminal. It's important that we know we are operating just at the legal limit most of the time. So what do you need? We got a situation where a bunch of druids. I don't know if you've seen this before stop me as if you've heard this one. Okay. All right, our trying to put a gash. Oh, huh on my friend here thing.

Have you ever dealt with a gash before? No, never. This is an isolated druidic community. All right, but I think I'm familiar with the idea. Well, it's a contract that is enforced by the spirit realm sort of boy. Okay, and depending on the terms of that contract thing may or may not have to kill his dad who is the Ranger King to thank Daniel van Zumba bloody Warrior King of the frozen north very fucking hard to kill.

So we're trying to find a way to word this gash so that we don't have to do that. Okay, we're hoping to work into the eternity timeline of the stars if that means anything to you or become his chefs. You know what kids? I've got great news for you. I've dealt with this exact thing before you see in black glass. I was part of a negotiation between two competing discount thrift shops who were having a conflict over Brandon.

They both said that they came up with a mascot that was a lamp with eyes and legs and I was able to determine that the lamp was actually an ancient sigil within the free copyright domain. So what they were actually doing was infringing upon the copyright of the ancient kingdom of kinos so you'll see that this is actually now that I'm thinking about it not similar in any way, but I think I can do it now. Do we know for sure that the terms of the gash are set by the recipient or the declarer?

Can I spout Laura on that? Yeah, absolutely 26 plus intelligence. Okay, nine can someone yeah, I will because it's on druidic olden days. Yes. Okay. I think that Ving still has to aid on a spout Lord that makes sense, right? Well, we didn't get anything that useful. What I'm saying is that like just you keep just him being able to give you a two. I feel like that doesn't make sense. It says sounding board on an aid. You're right on an aid. Okay. Okay fucking God. Okay. Thank you.

Okay Sean, you were right. We were wrong. We bullied you into letting that thing happen. Oh, I see. So we got three I got a nine beautiful. So that makes it a ten the terms of a gash are absolutely not set by the recipient. Why would they be he like what Bartholomew might be able to help you with is laterally thinking your way out of the gash or around it, but he's not going to be able to help you set the terms of it. So we need him to come and listen to it and write it down for us.

Exactly exactly. He's been taking notes this whole time and we look at his clipboard. He's got crazy shorthand like it looks unintelligible. Whoa so my so I just want to make sure I know what's going on here is your goal to like get out of this entirely or to figure out a way out of it after it's been set. I think we're trying to subvert it enough that we can agree to the gash, but don't have to kill Dathaniel right away and could potentially break it at some point.

Okay, it's kind of open-ended. Yeah, just like the hate for my father. Perfect. It's super complicated sounding Tuck says as he passes out. Yeah Tuck Oleander snaps over the ship's healer. Who just starts working on Tuck putting bandages on him. Maggie comes up with Kareen is like hey, what's going on? We fill her in on everything. Well, goddamn that's a whole thing and you want to get out of this. You don't want to kill your dad. I'm not I'm not sure I don't have the same drive to kill.

Maybe he needs to die. I don't but I don't want to kill him for them. It's not every day you get legally empowered to kill your own dad saying. It's a big choice to make in a few hours though, and it just puts all of us in great grave danger, which I'm not willing to do when he throws a rock at one of the Selkies fuck you too and all he says I feel like the part that you're not really thinking about is that we could just fucking whoop. We could just bail right now.

Mm-hmm, and then what we got a day and a half head start then we got the Selkies on our ass until we hit the frozen north and then I feel like they would still come after us. Sorry fuck. I'm not in the scene. Well, you just he's delirious. He's talking in his sleep, but he's shockingly perceptive while he's unconscious Maggie says so what you're going to accept them and then just kind of see what happens.

I mean as long as it doesn't I can't if we're all involved in the get you is it just going to be on me problem. I don't know is it painful does it hurt? I've never actually seen one set or a scene one take place, but I can't imagine it's going to be comfortable. I did see somebody spontaneously combust one time and I assumed it was a guest. I don't know if that is related, but it was fucking cool. This lawyer is weird at but I wouldn't call me a lawyer. Oh, you cannot call me a lawyer.

I'm begging you not to call me a lawyer. Actually, if you look at my card and barrister is spelt like B a R E hyphen I S T E R. I mean either way it's putting us in danger and I have been pointing towards confronting him. I'm going to take the gish okay, so I just walk towards the council where the council was on the cliff. Okay. Yeah, just alone. Yeah, I'm going to do this really actually can you come with me? Yeah, I can come. Yeah, I'm going to take the slipper to I put your gun for comfort.

Okay, we cut to you at the council. They're gathered there. It seems like they haven't left like they've just been standing here deliberating, but they see that you've returned and grim Shay sees you approaching and he turns to you and says being spirit Walker. What is your decision? Do you accept judgment or do you accept death? I accept gish. I'm not accepting your judgment, but I will confront the man that has been plaguing us both.

I will go to my dad very well then my stepdad for I have learned I come from no man very long to go kill my mom's boyfriend ex-boyfriend my mom's ex-boyfriend wait a second. This got way easier to do. Yeah, Billy's nodding solemnly yes at as thing as you say this going. Oh, yeah, it's way easier now if I'm going to kill my mom's ex-boyfriend unbidden memories come to your mind of many years raised at the Daniel side.

Yeah genuine affection you feel shown for you under the hardness of a warrior King, but oh yeah him teaching you to shoot a bow in like a sideways glance just eye contact and like a little bit of a nod. Yeah, and then the flush of warmth and weird acceptance. Uh-huh. Oh, and they're all there's a image where he's trying to raise you as like a like a fighter like a warrior. So you have a bow and he's got an arrow drawn pointed at you.

He's like I will shoot you like you have this is this is what it looks like to stare death in the face. Yeah, it's it was a lot of that kind of teaching right where he was like you got to be hard. You got to mean a boy named suit training exactly things actually a girl's name Oh, really it's usually in the in the you got teased for the name thing a lot when you're younger.

Yeah, then Grim Shay nods and goes all right, then the Gash will be applied and you will be sent on your way and you can tell Billy because you're just looking at everybody stone. I looks furious like he was waiting for the opportunity to kill all of you and it's been taken from him and the council joins you at the water's edge. It's a very awkward walk. I'm trying to conversation because it's silent. Uh-huh.

Yeah, and it is like nobody is talking because like people from the villager joining the procession is like I'm gonna come watch. Yeah, but Billy keeps talking to people. What do you do with all the strawberries that grow here? Like do you make jam? What kind of stuff do you make? I like to make jam sometimes, but my favorite is pies. How long does a Gash take? Is it a like do you get snacks? I don't really see any snacks being brought. Is it usually a snack event or no?

Did you just is it just because it's short notice like we didn't plan it very well? I could get some snacks. Um, what do you think? Whatever your name is? Grimbus? Grimbus 2000? Grimoire? You know when I lived here things sure were a lot different. I walked by myself a lot. Um, I didn't usually get carried or hurt around. Why are you all so quiet? We're here. That was a nice walk. Sure I'm tired though. I'm glad I have this slipper to mop up my sweat. Bing's carrying Billy.

He's been carrying the slipper the whole time. Just walking with a man's slipper in his hand. What an insane thing this is. It's a procession of the elders of Hibernia. An elf carrying a boy holding a fuzzy slipper who won't shut the fuck up about dinner. And then you arrive at the beach and you can feel some of the elders of Hibernia like sigh in relief that they've arrived. You know at my Gesh there was a platter. There were several platters at my Gesh but whatever.

I actually do like the idea that uh Hibernians at a certain age take Geshes to like just determine sort of the direction of their lives. Maybe that's when they choose a clade. They choose a clade and then the Gesh like solidifies their form. Oh I really like that. That makes so much sense. That's very cool. And I like the idea that it's like um you do it pretty young. Like 11 or 12. It also kind of makes sense with how feudal Hibernian society is.

Like Geshes like kind of keep people like swimming in the same lane despite how like like bestial their interactions are. Yeah you'd think it'd be a more like natural kind of anarchy rather than like strict hierarchies. Yeah. Uh and the elders of Hibernia join you at the water's edge. Along with dozens of villagers who have come to observe. Uh the sun is getting pretty high. It's like well I mean the light is getting pretty bright. You can't really see much of the sun.

But a uniform gray hangs over the water. And Ving they lead you out into the sea. Stoneye notably not present actually. You're standing in the water about you know chest high. Uh looking out at the waves. The members of the council are standing around you. Kind of up to their chests as well. And um it's a fairly silent uh affair. There's not a lot of speaking but there is for the people that can perceive the movements of the spiritual energies.

There's like a symphony of like spiritual energy moving as the water interacts with the druids and the druids interact with the water. The water interacts with you. Kind of sounds like when you run your finger around a wine glass with water or different. Oh yeah. Totally. There's like a harmonic vibration uh that echoes off the cliffs of this fjord as well. Oh yeah. Yeah as like the resonant frequency of the stone is hit and the whole thing rings like a bell.

Is are the elders the ones that are administering the gash? It appears that way. Okay. Tataku is barely able to keep one eye open. And the energy rises to a crescendo. Your ears ring with the power of the spiritual forces flowing through this place and flowing through you. The water dances in waves like the waves around in a circle around Vang are kind of like going up like zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom in this thin circle around them. Mm-hmm.

And uh to finish it it seems almost unceremonious but also like deeply ritual. A wave crests right over your head and just like the water washes your hair back. It gets in your nose and your mouth and your ears, but like flopping fish on the top of my head. There's like kelp hanging from your hair, but it feels like that was sort of the stamp on the whole thing. Let me guess that was the gash you now are bound by ritual to see this vow and oath to its end in two moons time.

You will end the life of the man known as the Ranger King or your life will be the one offered and the barrister is there and he's like your honor my clients I object and all he puts his hand on his shoulder goes man right now. You got to read the room here, but but he had but but Bartholomew has been taking notes this whole time. He's just been like writing on his clip or like okay. Yeah, do this do that now you are free to go from this place. But no these waters are not your home.

You will find no safe harbor here until your gash is complete. All right and grim Shay nods and the rest of the council walks back up out of the water and the hibernians for the most part follow them back up the path to the village and Billy like kind of trails after them a little bit. He's like is that it are you guys coming back? Is there are we going to have like a dinner so far? So far? I'm like, oh, Barna is there. Are you are you all leaving now? She kneels down.

Yeah, that's that's it Billy. So now I have to go. It appears. I mean, so I have to go now. Well, Bing Bing has to go but I mean my house. Oh my God. This can be too easily crying. I just got here. I know one. No one can take it home from you. Billy. This is where this is where can I come back? Yes. Yes, of course. This is your home. Okay, I'll go with Bing. Okay. All right. It'll be okay. It'll be all right. I didn't know I would be so sad. And she like reaches out and she hugs you.

Bing can you pick me up? Yeah, I was gonna Hey Billy. I made something for you. What is it? He's woven Billy a little tiara that says Billow. Oh, Billy. Thank you. Out of the woods. A little billow for me. This is the crown of the people who live in this island. This is for you. Okay. And look at this. I got a jar. Oh. Of the moon druid water from the well. Okay. And I've heard that you drink some of this before bed. It puts you in a very deep sleep and you dream of this place and being here.

Okay. Okay. You may be able to visit. Okay. I I mean if you have any questions about the Gesh I can attempt to help but I just want you to know that the coming of the Ranger King is not as simple and as black and white as the council seems to believe and we, many of us on these islands know that. That is why I think I have to go to him. She nods. Thank you. Thank you. And she runs a thumb along Billy's cheek and turns to walk back up the path. I'll do my best. We'll do our best.

She turns and says, I know you will. But if in six months time this isn't done and you come for us you better bring more than you think you need. She nods and she walks back up to the path and disappears into the trees. Okay. I want to get some poultices. Can I run quickly? Yeah. Yeah, you can gather some stuff. Can you leave me here for a bit? Yeah, of course. Okay. You want to hang on the shore? Yeah. So you're just going into the like the underbrush to gather some herbs or whatever?

Yeah, hold on. I run on the boat. I come back with Perel's other slipper. He's yelling. I don't know where I put my other shoes. Now I'm just barefoot. We need them. To carry stuff. We don't have a lot of baskets on here. They make great baskets. Yeah. So Ving, you can replenish your poultices and herbs. Thank you. If you take some time to just kind of dig around in the underbrush and grab what looks like useful leaves. Oh great. I'm foraging. Yeah. Delicious foraging. Oh man.

There's so many things that I know here because it's Druid Island. Yeah. Actually, you know what? I like that. There's I think Hibernian herbs. This one like basically of herbs and poultices will give you five uses. But anywhere else you would only get three. Great. Thank you. And I found some druid pipeweed, which is different than halfling pipeweed. We'll figure out what that means later. Excellent. Two uses. Fuck yeah. And what's Billy doing down on the shore?

Billy's like there's like the cliffs along the shore. So he's run down the shoreline to a cave around the corner. Ooh. And he's gonna, he grabbed a rock on the way. And in that cave is a cave he's visited before in his past. And he like has a little rock pile in there. It's kinda like a little, what do you call it? A cairn. Yeah. And he adds another rock to it. And he wants to like leave a little part of himself. Oh he buries some of his, he cuts off some of his hair.

And he buries that in the cairn. Whoa. How big is this cairn? It's really small. Like maybe a loaf of bread. Uh huh. Is it like every time Billy comes back to Hibernia? Yeah. Like every time he like has gone through all the cycles, he like leaves a symbol of like this version of him. Yeah. Whoa. That's really nice. And he just visits it. Yeah. And yeah, like as you enter this to anyone else what would seem like an ancient little sea cave.

You feel this warmth of like opening the door to your home after having been away for years. Yeah. What are some of the other things that are there? Oh uh an acorn. Uh pfff what else? Oh a chip of, off his axe. Mmm. Um rose petals. Well dried. Basically dust now. Um A bear claw? A bear claw. Ooh. Why not? Like a donut? Yeah an old donut. A crawler. He picks it up and he munches it as he wants. He takes one bite every time he comes back to this cave. Yeah he takes one bite of the bear, oh.

Of the donut, wait of the bear claw. Gotta save this. Gotta save it. There's still a bit left. Next time. This is like two thousand year old donut. Yeah. Is there anything in this cave that Billy takes with him? He doesn't take anything with him. Oh. No. Nice. Um But I don't tell anyone about it. Yeah no I imagine that it's actually kind of like you kind of had to squeeze yourself in here. Yeah it's very small. Like it's not a place that anyone could go. Um it's covered in like vines and moss.

Um you would just assume it's a it's um just stone. Yeah. Where it is. The opening is really small. It's really dark in there except Billy uses his little willow the wisp to see. But he like knows all the foot paths and everything. Yeah. Like and they're like worn in different places from all the times that he's stepped this way. Yeah. There's like drawings in there that he's done before. Ooh. Fuck. Do you do any drawings before you go? Not this time. Okay. Yeah. Oh wait. Yeah he does.

He goes back. I can't forget. So he draws a shitty drawing of like Perel and Tuck and Ving and Mears and Francis. So basically the first postcard that he sent out. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah it's on the inside of the wall. He's like oh I forgot and he does some croissants. Oh I forgot and he does wicker. Wow. Yeah. I actually love that that postcard was a. That postcard is a drawing that Billy did on his cave. Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. He's got like old crayons in there. Really old. Yeah. Anyway.

It's like tree pitch with like different dyes and stuff in it. Uh huh. Uh anyway he runs back out like uh waits for Ving at the shore. Tuck is waking up and he's like Billy what are you chewing? What? What's in your mouth? Nothing. I left him for four seconds. I'm so sorry. No you can't have it. He chews like harder. Tuck tries to put his fingers in there cause he doesn't know anything. No he doesn't. It's gone. He bit me. Well you put your fingers in my mouth. I miss with the kitchen. Yeah.

Uh and Ollie and the crew of the Sunrunner have gotten the boat back into the water. It's not beached anymore. Uh the Selkies that were here guarding you have left. Ving comes back with a bag full of herbs. Uh huh. And some weed. Uh huh. What'd you get? Uh mostly poultices and some druid pipe weed. Oh. How's it different from halfling pipe weed? I don't know yet. Okay. We'll find out later. Also a bunch of berries and um nuts. Pine nuts. Cool. And a sword of impenetrable matter. Alright. Okay.

The bill hook. Did you find it? Cloak of invisibility. And a gun. Off a gun book. Uh you know what I actually don't not a gun bush, but I don't hate the idea that there's like a type of plant that the fruiting body is produced in such a way that there's a bunch of like biomechanical tension inside of it, so it can shoot just one thorn. Like if you just pick this thing, yeah, it's like um you know those exploding cucumbers. Yeah, yeah. So there's just like all this you know enough.

There's exploding. Cucumbers and they shoot seeds all over the place like once they reach certain. There's a bunch of plants to do that. Yeah, they pop in all their seeds shoot out. Oh cool. I think it there's there's one bush like that. I grab one of those bush quickly pair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little spiky fruit. Yeah, quickly a grenade. It's a grenade that shoots thorns um and in French pair means father that is true. This is going to become the check check ofs kind of no jack ofs gun.

Yeah, the jerk off is gone. Yeah, the boat is in the bay like in the water of the fjord and the crew has started to drop sale. All the Anders ready to go. What do we do? What are we doing? You know what I feel fine thing says I feel unprompted. Yeah, he's on the bow. Yeah, okay, do the gray. Uh, why did you yell that at us? I don't know. I don't maybe I wasn't talking to you. I'm sorry. I'm talking this feels weird.

I feel strange and I hope that it doesn't bring us and knee harm, but it makes sense, right? We're going there. Anyways. Yeah, right. We gotta go talk to Adonack, right? We do and this is just kind of like another chore on the road. Yeah, sometimes you have to go to the grocery store, but on the way you have to kill your father. Yeah, exactly. All happens all the time. It's happened to all of us. Yeah, also, I just want to Peral sticks his head in. I just want to clarify.

We're all on the same page. We're not going to talk to Adonack all water. We don't know that she's alive and we're going to where her tower used to be because apparently there's a box there, right? There's a vault. Yes, with a box just want to be clear and we break that box. We get another wizard out of there. Maybe collect the whole set. High five maybe it's going to be a wizard. Maybe it'll be Adonack, but it could be anyone or anything. Oh just want to set up those terms. Okay.

Yeah, do you guys are just talking pretty casually about going to see Adonack all water a wizard who's most certainly dead just we're not casual anything. We're about to do. Yeah to any of our parents. Okay. All right, cool. Oh, I didn't I didn't learn anything by the way. Oh, I remember anything about Adonack. Yeah, sorry, nothing. Oh during your meditation. Yeah, I was trying to do a thing that I haven't been able to do in a long time be useful. It's for this guy here go fuck yourself.

No, I was trying to do an old thing Wizards. It's a it's a pretty common technique. It's called the boundless thought diagram. It's kind of a way of like folding your brain, and I haven't been able to do it since I don't have my magic, but the ion candle kind of helped me give it a shot. So I really thought hard with many brains over a long period of time, but yeah, no one knew what Adonack was working on. So nothing similar to kind of your whole situation being unfortunately.

Yeah, I don't know. I wish I could be more helpful on that front, but do you think would help just getting your magic back? Is there anything else? I mean ideally we would talk to another wizard, you know well, I mean we're going to go to this vote. We're going to break open this box.

Can we remind ourselves of what the point of that is is to well, why did we want to another wizard again to figure out like what if there's a process for getting your magic back for pearl, okay, and also if there's a process for reintroducing magic into the world in general to stop whatever's happening right planes because they're grinding against each other planer conjunction. That is the thing that we are we go everybody with we got we got back to the story quest.

Yeah, murdering one man seems a lot less important. Yeah, then all of reality collapsing it on itself endlessly and maybe it'll happen in the next two months and you won't even have to kill your dad. That's a very optimistic. It looks like this was this was the equivalent of the party pressing start to open up their quest journal and going back to the main quest that they'd on track a long time ago. Oh, yeah. What were we doing?

We've been doing side quest for a while, but all he's standing at the wheel. What's this? So what do we were just heading north my man north to the tower the glacier that our neck lives in. Okay, frozen North lived in sorry Perel. It's fine. You guys just whatever you don't remember details at the best of times. So I just assume you don't know who's alive or dead sometimes Perel. It helps us to talk about things in an optimistic way.

So it makes us feel like we are being useful and our dumb journeys have a purpose. You know, Billy, I never really thought about it that way. Because it's a stupid way to think about it, but I'm going to go back down below. Is this because I took your slipper? Maybe I brought one of them back. All you hear is he's going downstairs as as is one on slipper foot hits the deck. You see the other slipper float by the water gulp. That's not my fault. So are we are undertaking perilous journeys?

I suppose. Yes, but before we go tuck goes to the back of the ship. Oh to say one final goodbye to this land and to one half dear woman in particular. Can't even see her. She's out of sight for sure. He looks he look he looks off the back deck trees just trees Billy offers the bill knock. I look through the bell noculars. Yeah trees fill the gaps in the trees and then I yell to being it just moves his voice along the wind this role. I'm at the best right now. Don't tell him to roll stuff.

What are you talking about? Roll elemental mystery to the six plus Constitution twelve. My God, sorry fourteen. Wow, so what are you? There's no way she doesn't hear it. What are your two choices? Because remember you still have to pay. You have to choose one. I do not retain control so so far the word so Varna explodes over the entire island leveling trees and branches fall off trees rocks tumble down into the sea and eventually you see movement in the trees at the at the head of the path.

Who is it some guy and then another guy and then a group of people and then so Varna beat red in the face. She comes down to the water the beach and goes. What and then tuck he leans. Oh, he leans down. He like he leans down and pick something up and then with all his mights. He throws it to the shore to her. Uh huh. Why are you rolling for it? Just tell you I want I want to get it to the shore. Oh, you're kind of getting far away. Also. I don't remember.

What are the things she's throwing something from his inventory. Is it like a Titanic heart of the ocean sort of thing? I think so. Are you? What's his kind of goal is to try and make it like that. Okay, so you didn't even figure out what it was. This is how talk operates. This is how improv goes. Um, so he throws a bale of hay. Okay, uh-huh, because she ate the grass that he gave her. Where did you get this hay from? I did go and collect some grass.

Uh-huh, so it's a really little bail, I guess and it just plops into the sand in front of her and I go may all of your morrows be filled with grass. May you graze into eternity and the boat begins sailing away and she picks up the bale and you hear gently on the wind. Thank you good bye goodbye, and she turns away and pushes through the crowd of druids who are laughing with the bale of hay with the bale of hay. She does take it with her no poem. This time I can't.

I feel like all of my poems are the same poem. I don't think so. I wrote it on the grass. Don't eat that. You see her eating it like an apple as she walks away and all of the druids that came to the beach wave and laugh as you sail away. She's like, I'm out of the fjord and into the gray text like I feel like we ingratiated ourselves to some of them. Exactly. You look at them all. Yeah, they're all standing there. They're waving at a time.

Now you are undertaking your perilous journey out through the gray into the frozen north who is going to roll what we've got navigate and scout ahead. I'll navigate I can scout and check just up in the crow's nest. Yeah, because I just woke up Billy's hanging out the back of the boat looking out at the island all like morose looking for Lauren like a little emo. Yeah, Korean comes and sits down next to you. What's going on? Nothing. You sure? Yeah, I'm totally feeling great.

I know what it feels like to have to leave a home that you feel like you haven't spent enough time in. I saw how I feel at all. Billy turns around. He's like I just have allergies. She puts a hand on your back. Her hand is of course as big as your entire back. Thank you. She rubs it a little bit. Hands you a hanky. Yeah, I put it on me like a blanket. Thank you. You know, if I was more sentimental, I'd say something like home isn't a place. It's a feeling blah blah blah.

I have to barf for the side of the boat. She just sits there with you. Okay, two to six plus. I believe it's intelligence for navigate and wisdom for let's go to head 10 plus. Scout ahead is wisdom. So minus one because I have that ability now nine. Okay, how long does that hang out for until he gets it taken care of? So I'm I think like because this is part of the dream forever. I'm sort of making bad calls because I'm constantly worried that you guys are going to die.

So second guessing your judgments. Yeah, because we got a nine for scout ahead and two to six plus intelligence for navigate tip five shit boy. Okay, so with Scout ahead and seven to nine you choose one from the list below you get the drop on whatever lies ahead you discern a beneficial aspect of the terrain such as a shortcut shelter or tactical advantage. You make a capital D discovery or notice sign of a capital D danger. I think I would like to get the jump on whatever lies ahead.

Okay, so something that is different as you're leaving the gray is that you don't have guides. So it's pretty slow going initially like as Ali and the crew are trying to get a handle of sailing through the gray again with no one helping them. So it feels like you're just crawling along you're sailing through this like interminable wall of mist and fog and a rock appears out of the gloom jutting out of the water this like harsh gray spike of stone.

Whoa and standing at the very top of the stone is stone. I what the fuck he's got his arms crossed over his chest duck is just like what are you doing just because the council has laid their judgment doesn't mean I have to agree. I act by my will alone. I don't think the council would like to hear that I spit on the council. Oh shit. You any points at Ving your line your blood has broken the accords of this island and I will not stand for it. What are you going to do?

You will know in time and he leaps into the air and takes his elephant seal form and disappears beneath the waves belly flops hard he should have waited change that was not lean forward next time lean forward a little bit before of a dive and he hits the kind of way that the there's like silence for a second and the whole crew goes. Oh oh but he disappears under the water and tries to play it off, but you can tell underneath he's going.

Oh fuck fuck my stick so bad his real voice is coming through how he took on a Batman voice when he became a man. Yeah, so coming for us now or eventually I think eventually he said in time. So so within space and within time. Okay, all right grown-ups always mean later on when they say that yeah, yeah, yeah, who knows might be rogue might be that he is going to wait to see even this the barest inkling that you don't plan on fulfilling your oath. Oh strike like could be anything.

Okay seemed like he definitely didn't want to give up any information besides I'm here. Yeah and Ollie is pisses into the ocean. Yeah, for a good measure here dig be come and hold the wheel for a second and he runs over to the side and he runs up and pisses in the ocean Billy runs up to a little like one of those where they called the port holes. Yeah, yeah, I points into the bottom of the boat. I didn't know that told me before I start and tucks like come on everybody.

Let's all piss into the most of the crew except for the guy holding the wheel. They all run to the sides of the boat and they're all like yeah fuck you in a final show of rebellion as you leave hibernia and tuck sniffs and he's like whoa someone needs to drink more water. This fucking suck. It's like it's you just accurate like, you know, like coffee piss when you haven't had enough water after you drank a bunch of coffee.

This is orange, but yeah, it's I'm in ketosis pretty hard happens in ketosis and your piss gets like super intense. Yeah, well, I'm gonna make sure it's not brown. That's when it's dangerous around this is that when there's like blood in there and no, it's just like your body's breaking down. It's going out of your dick. Yeah, sounds kind of like you know, you're pissing out your organs and stuff. Yeah, this is the conversation liver. Tuck and Billy are having because Billy's low enough.

He saw the whole stream. Yeah. Oh, and he got all the whiff of smells like motor oil sludgy. What the fuck and he's all bitter again. He's like I left hibernia for this. Oh man, that's true. That's going to be I bet a bit of these people peeing off a boat. So excited. Yeah, just standing back like God fuck bit of a transition back to road life. Whereas before Billy was like I love being on the road. Everything's so interesting and now he's thinking about like the fish guy.

He's like he made such good fish shadow snow. Yeah, because so like yeah tuck kind of hears Billy grumbling impudently like a surly little kid. I'm back at the back of the boat again like you leave the porthole goes in the bottom of the boat outside into the ocean like I'm supposed to know that doing that little kid like throwing stuff overboard with that little kid throw where like they don't know how to throw stuff properly. So it's just like really important things for the boat.

I don't get it over as bounces off and hits me. Yeah. Oh yeah, I get angrier. It hits the ground hits the banister and hits you so stupid came throw anything right. I start scratching at the wood just with one finger. Yeah, it so then tuck walks over to Billy and he kind of leans down. He puts his hand on his back and he starts rubbing his back. He's like I know it's hard to leave. No, I feel fine.

No, I don't feel anything and tuck is like it's okay if you don't feel anything, but it's also fine to not feel fine. It's hard to miss the places that you feel at home. You know how I feel all I'm just alone here because everything is stinky over there not because I have feelings and that I'm sad and tuck from like in his little backpack.

He he pulls out like a little wooden cage and in it is like one of the mimic moths and he's like I caught this guy before we left and Ving talked to him and then like the wings open and it's like a picture of Hibernia and then they close and they open again and it's like different parts of the island. Every time it closes and opens it's like a storybook of your home. Wow, thanks you guys. It's not like being there, but it it's not nothing. It's pretty close.

Is the moth going to get cold up here? Yeah, it'll die in a couple weeks. It's not. No, it's going to. Everything dies, Billy. Right. Yeah, most things. Oh, I forgot about that part. I'm just going to like take the moth downstairs and go sleep in Pearl's hammock. Okay, buddy. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. And we see this shot of below decks Billy laying on his side in the hammock watching the mimic moth open on the island of Hibernia.

The trees the ocean very very he's reclined and draw me like one of your French girls. Spoken a pipe. Yeah and a rock face behind which Billy knows lies a very familiar cave. Oh, and that's where we're going to end it for this week. I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing to come to him the Barbarian Abdul Aziz so long everybody playing being the half-elf druid Paul offers take care playing happily the halfling thief Jessica tie by everyone. Thank you to our to Aaron read.

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you welcome to Spout Lore I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian abdulaziz hello everybody if anyone copies my cadence I'll fucking slit your throats he has a knife in front of him I believe him playing being the half elf druid Paul Oppers hi I'm playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie hi everyone it's myself oh there's a vein popping out of abdul's forehead and he's holding the knife jessica's vein is popping too she's copying when last we left our heroes they had gone on a strawberry adventure their their new friend uh slash antagonist minor antagonist bury the strawberry fairy led them on a merry whirlwind quest to the forests of hibernia uh there were tricks and traps aplenty as some blackberry bushes attempted to get one over on you and as far as you can tell that was the entirety of their plan you were of course on this quest to recover a moon glow orchid for berry who wanted it for some mysterious purpose he ate it he just ate it he gobbled it I was building up to something because we're doing a recap oh sorry I don't know what's such a mystery you're the one who said it anyone that cuts off my recap I'm gonna cut your fucking throat this is what happens when we don't let sean finish his dinner this is what happens when I have two-thirds of a coke zero zero tolerance right now and okay sure maybe half a liter of coffee earlier in the day not that much earlier not that much earlier uh your quest took you through the wooded sections of the main island in the chain known as hibernia uh and you were playing along with the blackberries and the strawberries as they attempted to hoodwink you uh these being fairies of course spring fae tricksters as we all know uh until you came upon the very real threat of an owlbear a fight which was initially very threatening and then billy put it to sleep and the fight was over yeah did we get any of those eggs no you never went back for the eggs we didn't get them yeah albert eggs wildly valuable also you know what I can tell that you guys are separated from the traditional rpg fantasy party because classic dnd adventurers would never be able to resist an owlbear egg there's just no way but you did and I respect you for that what is the thing that it does yeah what do they do usually people want an owlbear egg so they can hatch it and have a pet owlbear so oh yeah hold on so you wouldn't let us have black spire as a pet but we have an owlbear well I mean how I mean just because you have the egg doesn't mean you're going to be able to get a live owlbear off the island um also you went to a pirate port he would have been stolen from you post haste yeah um what next we entered the seaside cave that barry had led you to which was a beautifully like reflective crystalline ice cave beneath the island a pretty simple trek downwards to a cave that got brighter and brighter the further down you went eventually revealing the massive form absolutely colossal of an animal but big a lunar bear pretty cool a minor god of the land uh we soon learned and perhaps the last of its kind so lumbering peacefully beneath the island destined some stories have said to replace the moon one day whoa really I said that in the episode cool yeah the the legend surrounding lunar bears is that one day a lunar bear would get so big that it would eat the moon cool yeah yeah that's really cool pretty sweet uh but you know what hasn't happened yet and he's asleep so maybe it'll never happen uh and then bury the strawberry fair oh in an attempt to retrieve the orchid creeping around the moon and then bury the strawberry fair oh in an attempt to retrieve the cliff surrounding the lunar bear thing almost dropped a vial of a child's nightmare deciding instead to gulp down the nightmare to save the day my hands were busy yeah so you used your mouth that's what I love about thing yeah uh the day was saved the orchid was retrieved and barry ate it you uh emerged from the cave carried along the coastline hoping to find some ruins in the rocks and stumbled upon a new one and it was a very good day for me and I'm very happy to be here with you we learned about lunar bears and references to the man that married the moon and all that kind of stuff oh yeah um we learned that lunar bears have been hunted to near extinction by people known as berserkers and we learned about the moon and all that kind of stuff and we learned about the moon and all that kind of stuff and we learned about the moon and all that kind of stuff oh right yeah and we learned that during the grieving the druids of hibernia believed the world was ending and so made a pact with a powerful spirit to uh read the island in fog and hide themselves away from the apocalypse pretty cool and just as things were looking like a a peaceful night on the shore side reading books from a tree ving heard footsteps go and ruin it some serious scary seeing a night black wolf emerged from the forest a dead snow owl in its teeth and the sound deadening around him as he finds himself utterly alone and that is where we find ourselves now ving what do you do uh getting fun between tuck and billy and the wolf and brennish my spear uh you try and get between tuck and billy and you realize they are not there what and in fact the shore is not there you're surrounded by snowy forest oh it's the nightmare there we go in a nightmare do I know this no uh I don't know actually you know what defy danger wisdom okay I'm gonna roll these bone camel bone die that we got hell yeah that's too many from jesse there you go 2d6 plus wisdom okay yeah from a listener sent us uh carved camel bone dice thank you they're very nice 12 total wow damn uh yeah so a couple things lead you to this conclusion um oh yeah I drank a child's nightmare earlier today and also this is a nightmare you have had before I'm in my own child nightmare yeah this is a nightmare you remember having as a child oh my god is being being hunted by this nightmarish wolf but it's one of those nightmares and you're not sure if some of it is real yeah like was I maybe chased by a wolf at some point does this wolf represent something there's like muddled memories in your head that led to very real fears I'm sure we've all had that you have nightmares that you remember for the rest of your life and you don't remember if they actually happened to you or not how old was ving when he was having these nightmares as a kid I imagine quite young but I don't know for sure yeah I think like four or five what I I had a thought uh-huh knowing what we know about ving now and how he came to be um perhaps some of these images are preving are influenced by uh iliana's memories and thoughts and perceptions of say your father who was a blood-soaked warrior oh my god and I've had images of my mother as a snow owl because she yeah she recalls being a snow owl right in the in in season two and you had that dream where your dad killed your mom uh yeah ving had a nightmare long long ago yeah of his father murdering his mother but he saw it from his mother's perspective yeah and she was a snow owl then right yeah well yeah that makes actually yeah that makes a lot of sense makes a lot of sense ving has had dreams and nightmares that were recurring nightmares for his mom he always thought that he was experiencing them like she must have been pregnant or something maybe had some sort of sense beyond her body but no that he was now imbued with some of her memories pre himself because of how he was created yeah I tell the wolf he's not gonna hurt me it growls and hunches low and prepares to do just that I stand my ground it lunges I uh put a foot on my spear and lean back into it on the ground 2d6 plus constitution okay 10 so the wolf lunges towards you and your spear planted in the dirt which is this is my dream spear yeah so it is perfectly it's exactly as it was in my dreams my spear is unbreakable yeah so it's exactly as it was when you received it from your mother it's like it's still carved with like a dozen lives worth of names and memories but like it is not that like half material snapped different it's got the original head it's got the like um original body like it's just this beautiful old spear there's no duct tape on it yeah and um the wolf lunges towards you and your spear planted in the dirt is it just the right angle that it pierces itself through blood falling from its jaws and this gaping wound in its chest as it slavers in your face and then turns to smoke on the spear and disappears you hear howling in the woods and where's the owl the owl falls to the snow in front of you I grab it I cradle it lifeless my clutch I clutch it howling in the trees I push it up against my chest spread its wings around my neck you hear footsteps in the snow I turn slowly towards the footsteps jaws I let them take me all is black I hear weeping you wake up in the forest emerging from the underbrush a nightmarish black wolf iron gray teeth a dead snow owl locked in its jaws oh shit oh you are utterly alone I'm trapped with this wolf I tell it that it won't hurt me it hunches low and prepares to do just that I charge oh there's a moment when I my foot pivots the snow yeah slow motion all the snow fuck yeah moves so slowly I'm weaving in between the snowflakes for some reason hack and slash I break my spear on the way in there and come in on both sides I got five fuck you pivot the snow slows in the air you break your staff and prepare to come in on both sides the wolf lunges jaws all is black you wake in the forest emerging from the underbrush a nightmarish black wolf I yell for attack and billy give me a defy danger because you've realized this is a dream yeah so you're very aware you are out of control like you are not in control of the situation at all but you're aware that it's a dream so let's say 2d6 plus wisdom 10 the wolf hunches low emerging dead snow owl in its teeth row after row of bloody arrows in its pelt and you feel a familiar presence to your left and right tuck billy snowy forest nightmarish wolf thing holding his spear aloft tuck lunges and like grabs the wolf around its neck yeah like does a bear hug you know that thing where you like kill a dog by squeezing its neck oh yeah that thing from uh omega man or whatever oh uh I am legend I am legend yeah where he has to kill his dog so sad yeah uh 2d6 plus strength here we go shit nightmare five wow go ahead and roll um a d12 12 oh wow jesus fucking christ oh no 12 fucking hell so holy shit in the dream is it dream us or is it real us uh billy that's a great question go ahead and roll 2d6 plus wisdom oh those are cute I'm using the pretty dice that jesse sent us eight eight okay so billy you do realize that you are in a dream but um as far as you're concerned if this wolf kills tuck tuck is dead in real life that's what you're thinking right now is like yes 12 12 is a dream but also holy shit giant wolf attacking tuck as you see this wolf's jaws like clamp onto tuck's bicep and like rip back and forth tearing a bloody hole in his arm which arm uh his left one so he's fine don't worry you mean like I can still choke on which arm has the tree tattoo on it you tell me bro I think it's the right one I think it is yeah I seem to remember you always gesturing to your right arm yeah can I go in like into like instinctive billy like with that thought uh what do you mean like um because I'm on like hibernia I can change into different forms if I need to interesting this is dream space too so billy's like why can't I just do that give me a defy danger wisdom again okay huge humongous 12 oh shit okay what are you trying to do billy needs to like close that distance between himself and the wolf so he turns into like tree warrior billy oh shit are we talking like the winter yeah his winter form yeah so tuck you see a like a six six man of wood and ice with a giant axe of clear blue ice standing before you striding through the trees sick holy shit and what is billy doing I'm going to take my axe and swing it at the head of the wolf hell yeah hack and slash eight eight okay so um in your winter warrior form roll a d12 seven seven and then roll a d12 again two two okay so uh your axe cleaves down the light glittering off its ice and stone as it hammers into the back of this wolf's neck and poof it becomes ashes but as its ashes drift away they swarm around the wolf and it's like oh my god it's like a cloud of flies and you feel them going into your eyes nose mouth and you're just like choking on this burning ash for two damage and for a moment the wolf is gone you hear howling in the trees I'm so sorry I brought you here is this my nightmare are you guys here are you actually here we're here yeah I'm here I think you all feel the warmth and like gentle sonic ringing of the chamberlain rings on your hands oh fuck I'm so I love wearing this ring it just really goes with my coloring I should take it off when I sleep for this exact reason ving where are we I don't know what it looks like the shores of old sheer and I believe this might be a memory or a nightmare or my mother's memory or nightmare this wolf is death coming my father and the owl is my mother and he's gonna keep coming wow classic edible shit your dad's gonna keep coming I have to have sex with the owl I don't know if I can do this ving I'm willing to do anything for you buddy I'm gonna try and fuck that wolf I'm gonna break the cycle this nightmare is gonna give me nightmares yeah how do I face this that's a great question what usually happens in the dream I get killed do you usually wake up when you die uh yeah usually we're caught in a cycle I've died twice already it almost killed you your bicep yeah this is uh I'm bleeding a lot yeah this usually doesn't happen in dreams uh-huh well I mean I assume usually dreams are about the one thing right yeah usually dreams are about a giant cataclysm that destroys an island nation for me yeah quiet everyone billy's listening and you both look over and oh my god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die oh yeah who the fuck is this holy shit billy whoa don't talk bill are you okay billy's listening yeah billy's listening uh and also this isn't really like young billy right now yeah this is like warrior billy yeah roll a 2d6 plus wisdom for uh discern realities five ah shit all you can hear in the trees is footsteps panting breath like dozens and dozens of forms moving through the woods stop at you too there are too many footsteps I'd run into the woods okay where are you trying to go to the footsteps they're all around you'd it'd be harder for you not to go to the footsteps right now oh okay so you charge out into the trees if that is what you so choose to do yeah I charge into the middle and uh light myself up in the light of the full moon um he's my moonlight as a beacon to try and draw them in yeah or to communicate I don't know what to do I don't know what uh because we're doing dream stuff 2d6 plus wisdom 11 okay great nice yeah you start running into the trees uh you know row after row of nearly identical forest until things darken around you as the light reflecting off the snow fades away and you come into a clearing with just the pure pitch black of the night sky above you the trees are silent the footsteps still approaching and a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a woman's house a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a woman runs towards a oh 12 okay he's bone dice hell yeah uh what's the 12 with that again choose two from the list below the effect I desire comes to pass avoid paying nature's price to retain control so I will retain control and the effect I desire comes to pass I'll pay nature's price okay with the night void black above you the light of the moon comes from within as you glow with the brilliant beams of the full moon they dance all over your body lighting you up like a beacon and the light becomes so brilliant blinding white that you cannot see even with my light yeah no not this these aren't biological eyes these are uh moon eyes moon dream eyes moon dream eyes um you the name of the druid that taught your mother long ago moon dream actually he just sold weed and mushrooms when he had them oh my god just realized that that guy was fucking my mom oh no whoa this is a nightmare he had black hair like a wolf and you hear coming through the trees sup little guy me and your mom are just gonna hang out you here's five bucks go to the corner store but you hear the footsteps approaching in the tree slow as they enter the clearing and you hear only one set approach you stopping an indeterminate distance away there's only two footprints instead of four because jesus was carrying you because jesus was carrying the back side of his wolf like a whale's wheel bearing his wolf a whole time jesus was running jesus was running behind the wolf holding his back legs like a lawnmower go little guy go man part of me thought like for a little bit I was like whoa we're gonna do like a serious scary dream episode we're doing both it's not possible for us to maintain a tone like that so yeah you hear the footsteps approach and you know in the snow you only hear two feet and you hear a voice then you know I have to kill you you're my dream my nightmare and you are mine I take my spear and slam it into the moonstone cave in my chest in my dream whoa whoa yeah go ahead roll uh 2d6 plus what's the score wisdom nine I think you feel you feel the moon glow overtake you as this radiance bursts forth in a corona of uh no I guess I can't use that word anymore because people think about in a in a covet 19 as this radiance so good at similes as this radiance bursts forth in a almost supernova of light a black Right.

Darkness shoots out of the hole. Darkness emerges from the moonstone cave in your chest. The shadow of the dark side of the moon overtakes you. Led Zeppelin playing in the distance. Yeah, fucking give me a little bit. That's enough. Is that Led Zeppelin? I don't know. And the forest is plunged into darkness. Oh my god. Billy, tuck. The forest is plunged into darkness. Whoa, what the fuck? The footsteps around you have quieted. You hear a howl and a scream. What do you do? I follow the sound.

Yeah, I run towards the scream as well. Okay, roll 2d6 plus wisdom. Eleven. Nine. Okay, you start running into the woods, just following the sound of the scream and the howl. Tuck, you're barreling through pretty well. Something about this place, it feels like you're slipping, like it's slipping over you like a stone in the stream. Yeah, kind of feels like when I was in the spirit world and I was like floating. Yeah, like even when I hit a tree, I kind of like pass through it.

Like you're just cutting through it in some strange way, but something about Billy's countenance and Billy's place in the cosmos, he's being held back in a way and you feel him falling behind. Billy, you're being like, it feels like the trees are catching you as you're running past. Yeah, I feel my roots almost like trying to grow into the ground as I step. Yeah. 2d6 plus wisdom to remember who you were. Okay. Four. Oh, fuck. I can't remember. Oh, shit.

And that's the downfall of being like in a in like kind of like a stronger winter form. And you're in like that way of thinking, so you can't change. Oh, yes. Because it's like more rigid. Yeah, you have to like shut down yourself. Yeah. So you feel the roots dig into the earth and the ice starts to grow over your joints and then you're just still and you are one amongst hundreds of trees.

Tuck, you're running alone, but you come to a place that you feel is open and dark, just endless shadow, but you feel a presence at the center of it. I run to that. Okay. Yeah. Give me wisdom again. It's like a black hole in the middle of a forest clearing. Yeah, I'm picturing and light swirling. Around it. Eleven again. Nice. Eleven. You continue through the darkness towards the light at the center. Yeah. Oh, is it light or is it blackness? It is a it's yes. Okay. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's like you can't see it, but you know that it's there. Yeah, but it's not what it looks like, but it's what it feels like. I had an image of like tuck like running to the middle of this and it's like the light has like formed this tar in the middle of the clearing. Oh, yeah. And he starts like digging through the tar to like look for the thing that he knows is there. Mm-hmm. Two to six plus wisdom for discern realities. Oh, yeah. Nine. Okay. So you get one question.

What should I be on the lookout for? Right. You're digging through this like tar made of moonlight the dark side of the moon. Oh, yeah. And you're digging through and you see fingers emerge. And I go, whoa. Oh, my God. Holy shit. It's good. This shit out of top two. And yeah, there are there's a hand sticking out of this goo and I pull I grab it and I pull. Yeah, and an arm follows in a shoulder. I keep pulling. There's a head to pull and I pull other shoulder and an arm. Is it Vang? It's Vang.

Okay. You noticed when the face came out that it was Vang Vang. Oh, my God. You scared the shit out of me. You scared the shit out of me, dude. I know. I'm sorry. And then tuck looks up to this guy is like Jessica. I'm sorry if I scared you. I feel like I could feel the air being displaced by Jessica's heartbeat after you did that. I feel fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. And yeah, you pull Vang out of this mire. And I say, where is he? Is he gone? Is he here? You're dead? Where's Billy? Billy?

What was the worst day Billy can remember from the Winter War? I guess like this war feels like it went on for a really long time and it was all where Billy fought was all across kind of the icy tundra and what was once like a white landscape was now like dark red and brown and the blood had frozen into a thick layer of ice all across as far as he could see. And there were like bodies layered under this all this blood and ice frozen. Yeah. Wow.

And he just he just remembers thinking like what's the point of all of this when we all came from the same place and then he goes back to fighting and it's like the people keep coming and he you know, break he like looks around the swirling snow and he's like he remembers what it was once like to be like that. Have we talked about how long ago the Winter War was never?

I don't think then you know what maybe we just won't maybe it is one of those things that is a lost to time, but Billy steps forward into the battlefield preparing to rejoin the battle as a vicious looking elf on a battle cat comes tearing out of the trees right towards you. Mm-hmm midnight black fur arrows piercing its pelt iron gray teeth and it charges towards you and I shoot my limbs out like of ice and stone to pierce it. I think we're just going to cut back to tucking bang.

I don't even I don't even need that's just hardcore. Yeah, darkness all around you. The trees begin to resolve at the edge of the darkness, but you still feel lost and tuck. Yeah, tuck realizes when being asked. Where's Billy? He looks around. He realizes that Billy didn't keep up, which is rare. Usually tuck is the slowest so little. I mean Billy never stops running even if you slow. Yeah, so tuck starts screaming into the black or he's just like Billy Billy 2d 6 plus wisdom 5 okay, you scream.

Shout for Billy and the earth begins to shake beneath you fissures form in the ground as the earth's very breath courses up in burning plumes. The sky reddens the spheres fall and all is doomed shit. Is this my dream? You tell me buddy. Yeah catastrophe. This is and it's like an alien landscape like it looks like no landscape in our world like plantless. It's mostly gray rock when Sean said the spheres start to fall like it's not just moons in the sky.

It's planets too and the sky is on fire and you can like see in the distance like islands in a chain of islands on the ocean like one by one being taken like falling into the sea. Wow. What do you do? What do I usually do? Wait, he I usually go for higher ground. This is what I usually do. Yeah, this is like the dream like the dream from here. Season two. Yeah, this is the only dream that tuck has the cataclysm. Yeah, that destroys an island nation.

Yeah, so behind you there's the shattered hill. Yeah, there's the ridge. There's the like falling tower. There's the maybe like a remnants of a tree sticking at the one thing the one dead version of something that used to be alive. Yeah, like a branch sticking out of a cliff. It's the only thing that is biological and it's like in the distance you can hear screaming and people moving. So there is also like life here and there's one thing that is different than all the other times before.

You are not alone. Thing is here with you and I go this is this is my nightmare. I mean, this is my nightmare, but you seeing it also is my nightmare because I don't like being this vulnerable in front of people being witnessed as your nightmare. Yeah, what do you do? I just I go we got to get to higher ground, but we also need to find Billy. I go to scream Billy's name. My mouth is full of owl feathers. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're you're choked with feathers and down. I can't scream bloody meat.

So yeah, what do you what do you guys do? I want to try the storm see if it works in this nightmare. Interesting. Cool. So I can calm a space around us. Hopefully. Yeah, it's time to go look for Billy. Okay, exert my will in a circle around me. We're all con on a hit the world calm seven to nine effects only what you touch as long as you're touching it. All right. Five. Okay, you extend your will around you and you Vang the lucid dreamer knowing that you are in a dreamscape.

You're not sure if it's because this is Tuck's dream or the nature of what's happening to you, but you have no control in this place. But up the hill you do see snow blowing and weapons clashing you hear on the on the wind Billy. You are locked in battle with this Ranger and his war cat. What is happening? It's basically a trap is what it is, right? So the Rangers using the cat distract me another Ranger sets fire to me. And there hasn't been much fire up here because of the wind.

It's just hard to keep a flame lit. Oh shit. This one. Yeah. Oh maybe maybe this is like emulator flame. Yeah, maybe it's like when the torch of McCall or the thing. That became the torch of McCall enters the battle. Maybe because you'd fought him before. Yeah. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, Billy had fought the demon of zealotry. So this must be him or or something like him. Yeah. Yeah, and you burn a blue flame.

Yeah and you die and then you are atop this hill again and you see the cat coming out of the forest and you you prepare to die once more Ving and tuck you see snow blowing at the top of this Ridge get to the top of the Ridge. Yeah, we head up for higher ground.

Yeah, and you get to the top and you look over the shattered towers to your left the dead tree sticking out of the foundations and in the distance you see a figure that looks much like Billy's winter form locked in battle with something and dying over and over in a burst of blue flame. What do you do? I want to charge forward and use my elemental form and transmute into a bear. The lunar bear. Yeah, so I'm channeling my mother 2d6 plus con 13. Okay. Yeah, so you like pool moonlight around you.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, and snow we gather snow ice blood snow is coming up and making this monster bear with a red crescent moon. It has all the phases of the moon across its chest. Cool. And what do you do? I attack the cat. Yeah, you can go ahead and spend one of your hold if you want to just deal your damage to it. Yep, Billy, you're prepared to do battle with this cat and this ranger and then an enormous bear made of blood and moonlight charges into sight and you know that that is your friend.

Yeah, and what am I doing? I think to myself what am I doing locked inside of this piece of wood and ice? So I abandoned it. Hell yeah. Yeah. Do you want to give me a defy danger wisdom? Yeah. Eight eight. Okay, so this enormous bear begins to do battle with the ranger that had killed you a thousand times in your mind and in abandoning this form the ice and wood falls away in a pile and blossoms burst forth as Billy the spring fairy is born from that pile of wood confetti cannon.

Boom flowers all pop out and Billy comes up on it's amazing and yeah, it's the only color in the landscape. Yeah, I always like cherry blossoms and tuck. You see this thing charges forward in this body of a bloody moon bear tuck attacks the black cat to two d six plus strength. What the fuck? It's four plus three seven. Okay, well, you still got a seven on a hack and slash with a four. Okay, roll your damage. Oh, and Ving roll your damage to. Thank you. Three one not great.

Yeah, but the two of you working in concert are able to hold this cat back as Billy fully blooms on the battlefield. The bright little child that you have come to know and love fully present in this horrific landscape and go ahead and roll a d twelve again. Shit eight fuck you are a my! Oh my God. What do you add a am a six now Jesus. You're just shredded.

Billy's looking out of this like what's the problem here discern realities okay eight okay so you get one one question maybe who's really in control here oh yeah nice good question who's this child whose nightmare I drank it um there's a point where you're fighting and Billy's looking around trying to solve this and with that and the Chamberlain rings you all kind of connect for a second in a space outside this space in just like pure sleep no where you're all you don't see each other but you feel each other and if you had to guess you would say now that it wasn't a specific child whose nightmare you drank it was the nightmare of children what makes children afraid is what you consumed and spread somehow metaphysically to your friends the thing that you always forget when you're in a nightmare the person that is in control here is you three you've just lost sight of that so if you were able to strip that away somehow and remember that this is your mind these are your memories you may be able to pull yourselves out yeah I don't have to be here and I'm back on that battlefield and I just like melted away because I'm like I can be anywhere I want to be so 2d6 plus wisdom and you get a plus one from the discerned realities okay 11 12 yeah and all of a sudden thing and tuck you're like holding back this vicious cat yeah and it's gone oh you don't even see it go it's just gone we're in pinewood you're in the fir forests of pinewood a fire crackling in the distance music laughing and the big buffet table yeah big buffet table some kids are getting ready to put on a production of something the writhing cat disappears and I'm looking into the eyes of how can you never remember wrong yeah and you're standing in this place of light and laughter and friendship and camaraderie and I feel like we're standing on the edge of the woods looking at ourselves in the revel this is like a dream of a better time yeah yeah and I can feel like the cold at my back and I'm just like just don't pay attention to it don't look at it and you feel looking towards the village you feel the welcoming energy come sit eat drink be merry that's not real either though I want to turn back into a man yeah you're back you're ving I want to take the ring off 2d6 plus wisdom 9 um!

Maybe it takes all of us to aid yeah yeah oh yeah so if you take it off I have to take it off then too okay and I'll take mine off too 8 5 oh no so um tugs fingers swell when he fights this is a little bit editorializing on my part maybe um billy rolled to take his ring off you rolled to help ving so you failed at that but ving still got a 9 nice so ving and billy take their rings off and for a moment you're there alone and you're watching this village that you loved for a short time with you and your family just enjoying themselves you see the apparition of perel before he got his body back oh yeah and then the ground begins to shake god again the earth opens up okay we fall in it yeah the village is swallowed screams fire the spheres fall I start running up the hill again run run run Kate Bush is there it's a bush named Kate and you waken on the shores of hibernia under the branches of a knowledge tree ving and billy stand over top of you and I go hey guys um I had a weird dream and it was fine and unless you guys also had a weird dream yeah I had a weird dream too laughter guys it's okay to be afraid it's just a dream I'm not afraid but I also had a really fucking weird dream do we all have the same dream I think we might have all had the same dream and billy you the seven to nine that you got with the ring yeah you um clench your hands to like try and remember the warmth of before you were in that place and you feel like ice crack and fall away on your hands I don't show them yeah oh what and tuck you're gonna take a debility to wisdom oh no going forward what happened you had an absolutely horrible cataclysmic dream in which for the first time ever you watched your friends and family die oh okay yeah fair yeah fair enough and you know from here on out that will be a part of the dream every night fuck um you vang you feel in your chest another cave is opened oh a moonstone cave is there there's a moonstone cave in the center of your chest and some of the moonstone is black as darkest night sick and just then from amongst the bushes a wolf a wolf nightmare coal black belt yeah tuck picks up a rock and throws it he's like get out of here wolf stab himself in the chest and you hear somebody go oh and savannah comes out of the trees oh my god savannah you throw a fucking rock at me I thought you were a wolf you can't just walk up on people like that like all sneaky who's sneaking you are walking around in the dark in a bunch of trees it's daylight and she points barely she gestures towards the horizon as the sun begins to rise over the over the sea and in the in the dappled like morning gray the gray gray morning I forgot dappled gray morning light like you look at tuck and he's fucking covered in blood oh god oh my god yeah you have a ragged you have a ragged bite in your arm all of the bites and shit from the dream I think so because I took real damage six hell right I guess so do I have any poultices I think I gave them all to that stupid strawberry yeah so does this often happen when you read under a tree we've never read before really I believe that 100% and then tux is like so weak but he's like no I'm I am literate I don't know how many times I have to say this you should probably come back to the village hey man I'll come with you wherever you don't make me read let's let's go come on the council is reaching an accord soon you really should be back in the village doesn't accord me in a positive outcome for us let's go back to the village say do you think that they'll maybe take pity on me because I'm so fucked up right now well it has happened before but we'll see and Savarna leads you back to the village and you get patched up by one of the healers there who described as healer the healer is a fifty five year old man short very portly like rounded shoulders like a big thick guy and his tell is unfortunately a pair of tusks that come right out of his mouth cool like an orc he's a boar he turns into a boar and he uh is like slathering poultices all over tucks arms and chest just everywhere I like that he's not like most healers are like very common this is often like he's like that the henchman from Harry Potter you always like slamming throws around the pose the chair like slams food down this this guy's very rough he's healing you like he's fixing a washing machine like he's just slapping the shit out of you it's got a bunch of buckets of different types of goo for different types of injuries yeah well I shall do it all right thanks I got no problem just if it starts to sting a lot just come back okay quickly why what happens well just come back what is that stuff and he pushes you out of his tent can I taste it can I have some you don't want to consume that orally can I get a jar maybe what do you offer in trade some of the silver rotten lemon smelling liquid dee lee lee lee lee lee lign oh no idea what it does where did that come from better I think I've had it for eight years and he takes it and he opens the jar no no no he sticks his nose right in and goes like oh this will do all right this will do nicely nice hand him an empty mason jar and he had yeah like a bulk barn he just like slops it into your mason jar with it wasn't like some sort of health resin yeah just marked it and then you go and pour it into a bucket and pour it into a bucket and pour it into a I know.

What's your name? Oh, what's my name? Yeah, I'm Ving. Hi. I thought I was going to get out of here without having to tell you my name. And my name is Or… Fuck, no. That's not my name. Don't tell anyone I said that. What? Nothing. What? My name is Tromlin. Cool name. Tromlin. Tromlin with a T. Oh, Tromlin. Tromlin. Call me Lin. Just call me Lin. Lin. Lin. I appreciate this. No problem. You smeared me with a bunch of fish goo. And it was my absolute pleasure. Thanks.

Now, if you don't mind, get the fuck out of my tent. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye. I like that guy. I do too. I like him a lot. I think I'm going to visit him tomorrow. Yeah, me too. Don't. I'll see you tomorrow. No, you won't. Yes, I will. And Savarna is standing just outside the tent, like kind of leaned up against a post eating something. Do you know Tromlin? Yeah, it's not a big village. I know all the people that live on these islands. That's how it goes. He's a cool dude. He is. Bit of a boor.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Sorry, dude. We would have laughed at that, but we had a pretty fucking rough night. Well, it's because he turns into a boor and I was also doing his. No, no, it makes sense. I was doing his accent as well. It's the joke that I have and will make again. Savarna, it was a good joke. It was a good joke. We're just really run ragged.

You know what's like the worst feeling in the world is when someone tells you it's a good joke, despite the fact that they didn't laugh at all. Oh my God. Anyway, and you hear some as Grim Shay approaches you. Oh. Come. And we all actively don't make a comment on the fact that he just said the word come. Oh, man. I was trying so hard to let it go. I do. He closes his eyes because he can see you all holding back laughter. Oh my God, we're back. Took a semen chunk.

And yet you smash cut to we're back on the cliff. The council rock, the massive canopy of the Arbutus knowledge tree sits above you. You can tell that the members of the council are still discomfited by the presence of the tree. Like they don't know what to do. They're just standing. And they. They're all look at it and grim shape. Now you're all standing around the trunk because it was right where the judged once stood. Oh, yeah. So you kind of have to stand in front of the tree.

It really fucks up the feng shui. We're kind of too close to Grim Shay. Yeah, you can tell he wants to step back and all the members whose names we all remember. Yeah. Are here. Yeah, we've got grombly. We've got shockable. Yeah. Salty Pete. Tilda Swinton. What? The dog one. Yeah, the wasabi twins. And we got rounding out the pack. Little peep. He turns into a chicken. He's tiny. So the little chicken.

This is a situation where then we got network notes after the last episode where they're like, you have to change all these counts. The council members are too intense. You need to make them more tick tocky. Yeah. Also, yeah, some of them are just going to be young celebrities. Is that okay? Yeah. No, I remember all the names. We just don't need to. Yeah, totally. But one thing that you notice is that all of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Some of them seem trepidatious, whereas Stoneye is looking Tuck dead in the face and he looks fucking furious. And Tuck's like, I know, dude, I know. I'll fight you once I'm not dying. Billy is going to climb up the tree. Grimshay's like, get down. Get down. Can you tell me what to do? Good luck. It's my tree. This is a council. It's my tree. And I start peeling the bark. Whoa. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Child. Child. It's fine. It grows back. Legions of knowledge. Yeah. Ages.

Yeah. Gone. When Billy starts peeling the bark off the Arbita tree, Valari, the willow's daughter goes, oh. It grows back. It's fine. It does, but it's very uncomfortable. And then I start sprinkling the bark onto Stoneye so that it gets in his eyes a bit. And like. Eye. And it gets into his one eye. He's got two eyes. They're just both stones. It gets into both his eyes. Both his eyes. Both his eyes. But he called him Stoneye. He calls himself. And this is a conversation we're actually having.

He calls himself Stoneye, even though there's two stone eyes, which is what's confusing about it. Well, maybe someone during my introduction forgot that I was originally only supposed to have one eye. But that's none of your fucking business, is it? But no, Billy, he's not reacting to Billy sprinkling. He's trying really hard not to react. I'm blowing the. The bark bits at him, and I'm making sure I have a lost bit while I'm blowing. So there's just like a paste of Arbutus sprinkles on him.

He's just like. The growl is rising. I try to be so annoying. Yeah, I like it. Is this okay? Yes, it's great. And I'm going. Oh, I'm Stoneye. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Grim Shay raises his hand. Enough. Tuck is like so tired and exhausted. He's leaning his face against the tree. Could you please at least wake up? No. Shut the fuck up. Grim Shay. Holy shit. Language. Language. Sorry. This is a council and you're a boy. Sorry, thing. It's okay.

And Grim Shay raises his hands as if like not going to apologize to me. Okay. We have reached a decision. The history of the Illyana's cannot be ignored, nor can you the effect that you personally have had upon the spiritual realms and the beings that live there in. But tales of you three have preceded you and your use to this council cannot be ignored. Okay. And so we have determined that the only thing that can pay back blood is blood. Your blood.

You will kill the man known as the Ranger King. And that's where we're going to end it for this week. I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome, the Barbarian, Abdulaziz. So long, everybody. Playing Ving, the Half-Elf Druid, Paul Oppers. Take care. Playing Fat Billy, the Halfling Thief, Jessica Tai. Bye, everyone. And sorry, I made a bunch of farting noises. Don't be. That's Billy's brand. Never apologize for your brand. Okay.

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So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home, he loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best in bread. They may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close. For the tale's about to start. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Spout Lore.

I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me, as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz. Hello, everybody. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hello, every… Guys. Playing Fat Billy. Playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica Tai. Hi, everyone. When last we left our heroes, they had come upon the revelation that Ving's mother, name previously thought to be Ileana, was likely killed during or as a result of a battle between the rangers and the druids of Hibernia.

We were then collected by Savarna, a member of the Greenspeakers' clade, and a deer from the waist down. She was a great help to the! Who took you all up to see the council, the Oval Council, leaders of the clades of Hibernia. We met a whole bunch of wacky characters.

Stoneeye, King of the Selkies, Bessara, leader of the Greenspeakers, Grimshay of the Deepstriders, Velary, aka the Willow's Daughter of the Sungazers, Aldous of the Empty Sky of the Windwalkers, Hedara Maneater of the Hunters, and Nareen of the Quiet Step. Nareen of Toronto. Nareen of Toronto. Nareen of Thunder Bay, Ontario. I got lost. I got off the wrong bus and now I'm just here. They won't let me leave. Because they figured out I could turn into animals.

Which is a thing that's always been true about me. Yep. Ving was questioned before the council. They explained that the blood oath had to be paid, blood debt rather, for transgressions by the Ileana family. There was a whole lot of back and forth. Yeah. There was a whole lot of back and forth. Them saying words like blasphemy, defiling, defilement, etc. And Tuck decided that this was time for his big play. It was a pretty cool play.

Which was challenging Stone Eye, King of the Selkies, to single combat. Yeah. I was going for a trial by combat kind of thing. Yeah. Did not work out. They said that that was not how they do things. No. Aldous of the Empty Sky, a young man that can turn into an eagle, thought it was hilarious. Uh. Until Tuck continued goading Stone Eye and then getting into a big old bust up. It was a bench clear. Like the whole council came down. Yeah. It was a whole scrap.

Everyone got down on the ice and started fighting. Scrapping gloves off. Gloves everywhere. Until Billy called upon the fairies for aid, requesting of a humble strawberry spirit that he help him. And the strawberry agreed, as long as Billy accepted a price, helping the strawberry with some task unnamed. Vines sprouted from everywhere. The rocks, the forest, the cliffside, tearing the combatants and the council apart.

So Billy could thunderously proclaim himself having returned to the home of his people and his endless eternal knowledge and self. Stake a claim with a tree planted. Yeah. Oh yeah. It was cool. Going through the forms that he's taken in the past during the summers, autumns, and winters of his life.

And then as a warrior made of ice and stone plunged his fist into the cliffside with the tree of knowledge seed inside, plucking time itself from the very air to speed its growth, leaving a full grown Arbutus knowledge tree on this cliffside, which was enough, surprisingly enough to get the council to stop fighting and just pay attention for a second. God, adults. Yeah.

So the council, uh, led by grim Shay asked for some time to deliberate very respectfully asked Billy for some time to deliberate on their decision, headed back down to the town, met shadow snout, uh, a raccoon line cook. Oh yeah. Yeah. Had some fish and then went down to the boats to talk to Perel about the revelation that Vings mother whose name now I realize we just don't know at all. Yeah. She adopted it. She adopted the name. Ileana, uh, was a wizard who was sheltered by the Ileana family.

Yeah. Yeah. She was a great help to Ving helping her survive the Exodus while she completed her work of perfectly replicating a human life in the form of her son thing. We don't even know if that was her work. That could have been a byproduct of what she was trying to do. Yeah, exactly. We also don't know if Vings dad is his dad or what the relationship there is now. Yeah. Just my mom's boyfriend. Yeah.

We just know that Ving was born of simply his mother, uh, and was created whole cloth out of the, the Sansa. Oh, yes. There's a lot of work. There's a lot of work. There's a lot of work. There's a lot of work. He's such a nerd. He's like, I'm going to go away and really try and remember that. Think so hard. Come back in a month. And Billy, who at some point felt like he wasn't welcome in the conversation, decided to go kick rocks on the beach. Well, they critique my grammar. Right.

I mean, I can't even read or write. So I'm doing my best. You can talk, though. Right. That was the conversation. Oh, because you were writing back to Farah to let her know the deal. Give her an update on all of this. Because these were some pretty big revelations. Yeah. You're telling me. How am I supposed to know that writing is just talking? Wait, you have to spell every word you talk? Yeah, it seems really tiresome. You know what? That's fair. It is very tiresome.

And during his rock kicking introspection, Billy heard a voice from a tuft of grass and found the strawberry spirit. Or strawberry. Fairy. Who has come to collect on his deal. And that is where we find our heroes now. Billy's got a strawberry fairy in his hands. I think he's a strawberry with arms and legs. That's all it is. I mean, I really could just eat you. Oh, I dare you. Well, I'm kind of scared of what would happen if I do. So just tell me what you want. I dare you. I want a flower.

Oh, what kind? I want a moon glow orchid. From the deepest cave on this island. Are you serious? I am serious. And that is our deal. You know those only bloom like. Tonight. I have so much to do. You must. I bring the strawberry up to eye level. I'm like, you, you know how important all this stuff is, right? We're watching him just talk to a strawberry. I still could just eat you. I dare you. I want you to. Do it. And he grabs like your eyelids and he pulls himself in close with your eyelids.

He goes, I dare you. Oh, I'm not going to because that's another stupid trap. That's what I thought. And he tosses your eyelids back and they go. All right. Guess I'm backed up into a corner. Crosses his little strawberry arms. Well, you're coming with me then because I have to tell my friends I'm going to go into a cave and you're not going anywhere. We didn't say that. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry. Strawberry.

Strawberry. Strawberry. And the vine shot out. Oh, yeah. Well, I had to make a promise that I would do something for the fairy. But he didn't tell me what he wanted at the time. Anyway, he wants one of the moon orchids and they only bloom in the deepest cave. A moon orchid? Yeah. Do you know how hard those are to find? Yeah. So, Billy, are you telling us that you made a deal with Strawberry to help us when we were talking to the council and now we have to go get a flower for it? Yeah.

Was the flower dead to a strawberry fairy in the deepest cave? This is just how stuff works here. Okay. Do you hear Oleander snort to life? Hey. Hi. You guys going on a side quest? Yeah. Cool. Okay. He's back asleep. Should we tell Perel? Actually, you see Perel sitting cross-legged on a rock facing the water with his eyes closed and he's got his hands on his knees and he's kind of like twisting his torso. Like he's kind of gyrating his torso and he's breathing in this weird way.

Like he's sucking in and he's closing his eyes and he's like rubbing his forehead. It looks like he's trying to do something. Yeah. Bing, do you do stuff like that? Oh my God, no. Okay. If you ever see me doing that, call for help. If you ever see me doing that, fucking shoot me. Yeah. We should probably leave him alone. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm comfortable with that. Yeah. I would be embarrassed if someone saw me doing that. Yeah.

It would be almost as embarrassing as if someone opened the door and you taking a shit consistently. That's not embarrassing. I'm just looking out for you. No, you're looking at me. There's a difference. And as you guys are walking away, you look back at Perel and it looks like he's lit that ion candle. Oh. He's got it in front of him on the rock. Oh, cool. All right. Terry the Strawberry Fairy. No, not Terry. Barry. Ted. Barry the Strawberry Fairy. Barry. Yeah. Where's this cave?

Wait, you can't talk to me. Hey, kid. What does your friend want? He wants to know where the cave is. Oh, well, it's through the woods, other side of the island, down by the water. Okay. The only thing is this part of the forest is a cave. Okay. Okay. This is dangerous. No, it's not. What do you mean? Yes, it is. You don't know. You don't live here. Well, I don't live here right now, but I used to. Well, this part of the forest is dangerous. He crosses his arms and goes, it's dangerous.

With what? Monsters. You wouldn't know because you don't live here. I do. How do I tell if Barry's lying to me? 2d6 plus wisdom. Nine. Nine. Oh, can we aid? Yeah, totally. Oh, wait. No, you can't. How would you be able to aid? Hey, can you threaten him with your muscles? I can threaten him with the spirit axe. Oh, yeah. And then I, like to talk, it just looks like Billy's talking to an actual strawberry. Yeah.

So he just takes TLC and he like takes the spike and he puts it really close to the strawberry. And he's like, if you don't fucking start talking straight and Tuck doesn't know if Billy is playing or if this is real. Yeah. Yeah. But he knows enough about Billy's life. He knows enough about Billy that he'll just play along just either to be a good dad or to like smooth over whatever Eldritch deal Billy made. Totally.

So he's like, I don't know what you're fucking playing at, but if you don't want to get spiked and then dipped in chocolate, then you're going to fucking start talking straight. You little bitch. You little Barry bitch. You guys are both just crouched down. I got my spear up in his business. He's just away from this. Strawberry screaming at him. Yeah. Do you know peanut butter? Because you're going to be jammed, mister. Yeah. All right. Somebody roll 2D6 post bond.

Have you ever had fucking ice cream? You would look good between chocolate and vanilla. Neapolitan, my friend, that is an unpopular flavor. Get ready to sit on a shelf for six weeks. Today is Monday, but one of us might be having a Sunday. Wow. This is a one. And that's a two. So I got four. So Tuck fails But Billy still gets a 7 to 9 And Barry goes He's just looking at the spike And Do TLC talk to him at all?

Yeah he doesn't like TLC TLC's like hey Billy you see TLC like Strut down the spike of the axe To try and get in Barry's face And they're just like what's up bro Fuck off They're dressed like the guys from Grease Just leather jackets Hey bro you better fuck off You better stop fucking with our bro You better tell us what's going on man Don't make us get off this axe I don't know what's going to happen to us if we get off this axe We're going to make sure that we fucking beat your ass first Dare me bro Dare me I dare you to dare me And Barry is just not impressed He's like yeah yeah fuck off you nerds Get out of here And then TLC get their feelings That's why it doesn't help I don't even I don't even want to talk to fucking Barry Anyways This is lame You're a nerd And Terry puts his hand on Chad's back And goes it's okay He was so dismissive And they Wink from sight as they pop back into their axe So you were trying to find out if Barry was lying Yeah He's like no it's really dangerous Over there And you can tell that he definitely thinks it's dangerous But he's hiding something Okay then well I guess I'll keep an eye out Stupid Let's go Alright We're gonna We're gonna undertake a perilous journey Okay Into the woods So remember there is a scout ahead and navigate I'll navigate the woods So it's 256 plus and 106 Intelligence It makes sense that Billy would scout ahead Yeah So 26 plus wisdom to scout ahead I got 9 Excellent 7 Okay So on the 7 to 9 choose one from the list below You get the drop on whatever lies ahead You discern a beneficial aspect of the terrain Make a capital D discovery Notice sign of a capital D danger The first one You get the drop on whatever lies ahead Perfect Ving you got a 9 Yeah So I choose one from the list below Okay so Billy is scouting ahead He's got Terry Or he's got Barry The strawberry fairy In his fanny pack And he's like yeah you gotta go this way Oh it's so scary out here Look out It's just dark Barry Oh but isn't the dark scary Not really What is the deal with this guy Pwning strawberry I think you're Barry I think you're just mad Because you picked a strawberry to inhabit When you could have been in it Yeah I like being a strawberry Are you sure Because you're acting really weird About this forest Yeah because it's scary Do you just want Are you just playing with me And then ahead in the forest You hear Who's there And you see Billy It's kind of dark But you can like squint Through the beams of light And you see what looks like A blackberry vine Is strung across the trail Ahead of you Oh no Okay so you're like So I tell I turn around like There's a trap And it's just The blackberry vine We have to just pretend To be surprised by it Wait what So The strawberry told you this Or the blackberry told you this I can just see it So I take a few steps And I go Oh no And you Do you deliberately trip over The blackberry vine Yeah Oh no I have fallen And I can't get up And a bunch of people Have blackberry vines Like wrap around Your legs and body Oh shit And a big group Of little blackberry fairies Run out of the woods And they go We got you We got you Tuck just slices Through the vines With his axe They go Ving forages the berries He thinks they're just berries Rolling into the path Whoa whoa whoa You don't want to eat those ones I won't eat them I was going to put them in a jar They won't like that Are these fairies Yeah Oh no Monsters And Billy you see them With their little blackberry hands They go like Ah And they're doing like Little claw hands And like growling at things We should probably run away From these big scary monsters Oh no Oh no Whoa And you guys start running Through the trail like Oh no Blackberries And you feel Barry Like chortling with laughter Yeah In your fanny pack You should have seen your face You guys are so scared But you realize As you're like running Through the forest Like oh no To really sell it You're like zigging and zagging Yeah And then Whoops You're lost Ah shit Ah shit Fuck Yeah What Where Where are we Well we're lost Because you wanted to play A stupid prank on us A prank Look we all love pranks Barry Okay It was pretty Good though right It was pretty cute You can see It's cute No sorry I meant it's It was really Overwhelming And shocking Yeah There we go Yeah Nice I look at Tuck like Oh my god And then Tuck goes Yeah totally And he doesn't know What the fuck he's talking to So he's like Yeah totally It's overwhelming and shocking I'm so scared Of those blackberries And Barry goes like Yeah Like he pumps his fist We did it But We are Lost for real So Yeah Whoopsies Can I discern realities To try and find a way To get back to the path Yeah totally 2d6 plus wisdom Here we go Let's look around 10 Okay Three questions Off the discern realities list What here is useful Or valuable to me You Are like Kicking around At the ground Like where the fuck Are we And you find Fairly quickly A pile of Like sliced Blackberry vines Oh okay Like oh we just went Fully in a circle Yep And here we are Oh And there's a pile of blackberries Near the base of a tree That Billy can hear laughing Uproariously Oh my gosh Yeah These berries are real Cut ups huh It's been a long time Since I've been here And I forgot how many Games they like to play Look at how annoying All the things are Are these all summer fairies These are spring fairies These are spring fairies Yeah The mischievous Trickster ones Those two are summer fairies And these two berries Just bumping up And rolling around There's two There's two kiwis Just smashing Yeah and then it goes To like Do do do do do Like slow motion Them rolling together Down a hill Man Billy I thought you were like Kind of like Immature sometimes But seeing you next To these guys Like holy shit You're You're doing great You've got your shit together Thank you I work really hard To be a grown up That's kind of sad Cause you shouldn't Have to be a grown up Well what do you want Oh god And his shit Is not together Barry is hanging Out of the fanny pack He's like It's hey It's okay Billy No I just Try to help my friends And I'm like I'd actually get you A flower before midnight I Look I don't make the rules I know Wait what Yes you did Well no It's the law This is the law Of the land Do these guys Know anything about fairies You know when I make A pinky promise Yeah That's the same thing Wait What Like when I ask Can you tell us What's happening Oh sorry Billy did you make A promise like You made Irk promise you Yeah Are you gonna die If we don't get you This orchid Yeah Oh my Okay Before midnight One time Oh my god Whoa whoa whoa Tuck starts Freaking out Hold on Really you cannot Make those haphazardly Barry's waving His little strawberry arms No no no no no And Tuck Tuck can't see Barry But he leans Into the Strawberry And he goes If my kid fucking dies Because of this flower thing I am going to Put you Up my butt Dude No no no no You're not gonna die If you break The promise You're just gonna have To serve as my valet For two thousand years I will die Anyway so You can come with me Or not We're going Okay You have to find This fucking flower Like Tuck is sweating now No no no It's not that big a deal I'll find it I wanted you Spirit tongue to Talk to Creatures Animals of the night And see if they can Know where this cave is We've still got two more Questions on that Oh great Use them Do that first And then I'll ask My two questions I'm gonna go talk to These Moths over here That was so loud So loud That was like a goofy Like loony tune Style swallow Yep Yeah so you walk up To this moth Who's like chilling On the side of a tree It's wings open And it looks like two Like bright blue eyes Oh they're called Mimic moths And they mimic your face Oh yeah So it just Kind of has like a weird Moth pattern version Of my goofy face Yeah Like when it's closed When its wings are open Initially it looks like The tree bark And then it closes And opens And it looks like your face Yeah Cool I've heard of these Hi Hi Oh What Do you know of a cave Around here Oh sure Lots of caves What's the coldest Updraft you've felt On the other side Of the woods By the ocean Oh well you're gonna Have to roll For that one sailor Roll What are you What are you just asking Or are you offering Me something I'll give you This chunk Of gold What What is it I'll give you this Sea of graves Jar It closes Its wings close And open And then it looks like Raucous waves Cool Not interested What about this Earring I have It closes And opens And looks like A man being eaten By a golden crocodile Oh my god Not interested You have Endless Knowledge of the things In my backpack Can it like connect To like the spiritual essence Of these objects And see its history I don't know Okay Never really thought about it Okay 2d6 plus Intelligence to Spout Lore About mimic moths Okay Dear lord of flame Please help me As I try to Spout Lore With intelligence Eight So Interesting but not useful You have heard stories Of these moths People used to Come to them For glimpses of their future Whoa Whoa But they don't Appear to be Like from what you From what the stories tell They're not like Intelligent Or magical Well I mean like People consider them Kind of magical But They're sort of a mystery Oh In terms of what they do Cool Yeah And then Tuck takes out The puzzle box That he's been carrying around For five seasons And he like holds it up And he's like So how do I do this?

It closes and opens And looks exactly like The puzzle box you're holding And Tuck's like Fuck And he throws it In his backpack I'll never figure This thing out What's his problem? Uh he wants to figure A thing out Oh yeah? What Do you desire? I don't know What you got Like something sticky Do you like honey? What Yeah Oh You got honey? This whole time You've had honey? Yeah I've got some In my poultice kit I use it As a salve 2d6 plus Uh Parley?

Charisma to parley Okay Four Give me All the honey you have And I will tell you Of this cave Oh what? Three poultices?

Yeah Let Just hand it over bro Give me that Sweet sticky honey Okay Here you are Great creature of the night It extends its little Moth proboscis Delicious All right So the moth closes its wings And opens And shows you like A cliffside With like A sea spray Crashing up the rocks And then Uh closes And opens again And like pulls back And it starts to show you Like A path Through the forest Basically With this like Open and close Kind of flip book Style of travel Cool If you go that way To the cave You shall be Led To The cave Cool This guy's getting drunk Of this honey For sure This shit is so good You brought me The best Oh my god I gave him milk Of the poppy instead Man you got any more of that?

Like pop Poppy honey Yeah So yeah That's what I'm gonna And then it closes And opens again And it looks like Two closed eyes And then it closes And it looks like There's a snot bubble Coming out of the nose And it starts to just Sleep And then it closes And it opens up And it's a blinking 12 And then it closes And it's a blinking 12 Yeah Yeah Let's go I think I got it Yeah You kind of got like An idea of the path You're supposed to take Okay So as we're following This path I'm gonna ask my last Two distant realities questions What Should I be on the lookout for?

You are walking And keeping an eye on the path Trying to make sure You don't get lost again Or that any other Fruit doesn't try and Stray you from the path Yeah And you see In the mud What looks like Half a track Of some kind And Tuck goes Shh Stop What?

Abdul's holding up his fist And his arm at a right angle I skid in the mud And fall on my back I walk into his fist Breaking your own nose Alright let's Just roll Two damage You take seven damage Okay Two Two armors So I took five You're You're willingly Taking five damage For a bit Well I mean I walked into his fist Tuck Tuck breaks your nose No that's my fault I should have been looking out Blood pouring down your face Tuck drops down to one leg And he looks He's like There's a track here It's a half a track Yeah And then he Puts two fingers in it And he tastes it It's wide And deep A giant padded Foot of some kind Let me look Is it a cougar?

It tastes like a cougar It's bigger than a cougar Can I discern the realities Of it? It's no labber Well we're still We're still doing this We're still doing this We're still doing Discern realities We got one more question Yeah Whoops We're in the middle of it So that was What should I be on the lookout for? So this is like Some kind of big cat It's what's It's wide Wide wide And like Deep claw marks Like a bear?

A bear sounds like A wide claw mark one Deep claw marks Cougars don't Cats don't walk With their claws out What is about to happen? So Ving You look closer Knowing more about The natural world And you're like Yeah that looks like A big fat paw Um The claws Something's off About the claws Though And you realize They don't look like claws They look like talons Oh And in the trees You hear What is There's something Moving through the trees Uh We should get off this path Yeah Oh A big owl?

Is it a griffin? Owl griffin Owl griffin Whoa Maybe it's some kind of like Dinosaur of some kind Owl griffin What is that? Oh my god It could be part stegosaurus Or part pterodactyl Maybe it's like Like a big woolly mammoth No they don't have talons You guys are making So many wild Leaps of logic While they do that Can I Um Can I See what it is?

Yeah somebody Yeah you can Spout Lore Yeah I'll Spout Lore 2d6 plus intelligence Seven Seven So Uh Billy you've heard Stories Uh huh On the island When you were Much much younger And also much much older Of The varying beasts That exist in Places like this With wild connections To the natural world And the fairy And the spirit realm There's only one animal That this could be The fearsome Owl bear Oh no Crash crash crash And then right behind you Like out of the trees This huge Bear like body Plumed in like Dark brown feathers With the head Of a Screech owl A huge sharp beak And massive claws Is it on all fours Or up on its hind legs?

It's up on its hind legs Right now And it makes a crazy Like screeching Growling roar Shit My hair's Blown back By the sound Yeah I don't even know How to make the noise Besides like Roar Woo Um And it's It's getting ready To attack What do you do? Well now I will not be surprised Oh yeah Yeah I will shoot first I always forget about that Yeah So what does Billy do?

I will roll fairy dust 2d6 plus charisma 10 Fuck Holy shit So you choose two Uh It affects A group of people They stay asleep For a good amount of time And you can do it From a distance Uh They stay asleep For a good amount of time Yeah And I Like I scream Uh huh And it kind of Explodes out of me Whoa Like a big puff Like I'm a A mushroom Like a mushroom's force It's like A shockwave Yeah Yeah Yeah So the owl bear Is up on its hind legs And goes like Oh Woo And then the Dust hits it And it goes Shockwave Oh Oh You know Wobbles back and forth And then Goes down on all fours And starts to snore Huh Well Good work Billy Thanks I did Pee myself Yeah Tuck's like Yeah that must be embarrassing For you That you did that Why would you say that to me?

You know how sensitive I am But When I have Pee pee pants And then Tuck's like I pissed myself too Billy Well you should have told me that first I said I pissed myself too But I'm wearing a kimono And a loincloth underneath So it just went straight down Okay You're wearing a kimono Underneath your loincloth?

Yeah I'm wearing Oh the kimono over Over the loincloth You're still wearing the kimono Yeah it looks good Yeah it does Silky Excellent Yeah Um Barry As you're walking away Now that you've put this Massive owl bear to sleep Goes What'd you do? I don't know I just made it go to sleep Cause I got scared That's Is Is that something that you do normally? Who do you normally do that to? Like anyone Who's threatening Like people?

Yeah That might not last very long On this thing I know That's why we have to go Yeah no I'm just I just wanted to make sure That that was on the table Sort of like a Chekhov's gun Kind of thing Let's go You guys head off Into the forest Yeah Yeah Tuck Picks up Billy And Ving I guess And starts running Cause he's getting Stressed That his kid is gonna Fucking die I'm running in the air Yeah Um We are You don't have to roll Navigate But we're in kind of The last Like another leg Before you get to The cliff side So we're gonna At least need to roll A scout ahead Tuck's gonna scout ahead Cause he's the one That's carrying everyone And running Perfect And he's trying He's opening his eyes So wide And his nose To try and smell And see all of the things He's just opened his mouth And he opens his ears Really wide You can feel them open All your senses Are on high alert Yeah All your orifices Gaped Gaping My Your dick hole My dick hole is huge Huge My My!

My butthole is huge Is gulping air No!

Your pores are wide Like a bottle That's all I'm saying Alright Roll Two six plus Two six plus wisdom For scout ahead Ten Oh wow Wow So you get two from this list I wanna get a shortcut And I wanna get the drop On whatever the fuck's coming up Okay Cool And Tuck's pounding Through the woods right now Like running so fast and hard Yeah totally You are running so fast And so hard That it's so fast and hard But Tuck as you sprint Through the woods You see in the path Directly in the path A bush And Billy you hear From the bush Raucous laughter Is it the blackberries again?

No Tuck there's a bush In front of you I jump it Okay Do I have to stop Billy?

No you can just keep going Yeah I'm gonna jump it Just the blackberries Two d six plus strength Twelve Okay Yeah just amazing hurdle Yeah Tuck is running Thumping through the woods Jumps over this bush Like a hurdle And you hear the laughter As he's running up And then as you jump over You see a bunch of raspberries In the bush And they go Oh man Try harder next time You hit the dirt And keep running And you know Thirty seconds later You come out Onto the cliff side Ah this is the spot And here's the shortcut Tuck jumps Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter Laughter L Well, that's good that it was plus strength because this is four, so I got seven.

Wow. Okay. Lucky, lucky. If you hadn't said the axe thing, that would have been fucked. Well, that would have been just me jumping off a cliff with my two best friends. That would have been all of us, all your friends jumping off the bridge. And that would have been the last episode. Okay. So clue me into the logistics of this. So Ving is on my shoulder, like chicken fight style. He's like clambered up. Okay. And he's like, his legs are like dangling down next to me. And I put Billy in my beard.

So I have both hands free. Great. And then it's like I swan dive out over the edge. And as like I just clear the edge, I grab the axe, chop backwards and cut into like the edge of the top of the cliff. Yeah. And then that flips me down and I hit with my feet on the side of the wall and then just start like walk repelling that. Not even just like skidding. Like, like I'm going down the side of a, like a railing with my feet. Yeah. It's sliding. It's like an anime slide. It's a real anime move.

That's so cool. And you're sliding so cool. The only problem is that it's not a flat cliff side. It's like a tumble of rocks. So every once in a while you go like seven extra feet so fast. Okay. But no, you're fine. Oh, wait, no, you got a seven to nine. Yeah. Should I roll for damage? Yeah. Go ahead and roll a D six. Four. Four. Okay. Yeah. So you land on your knees and they hurt really bad. Oh, did you land on your knees? Don't say anything. Oh, not his knees.

It's the kind of pain that like tuck just like gets really quiet and presses his face into the ground like this. Like an ostrich hiding from the pain. Face first into the ground. The kind of pain where if anybody says a word to you, you're going to lose it. Oh, things like. Oh man. Those honey. Eight, five, three fives would really come in handy right now. Yeah. And you feel a cold cave air wafting up from this yawning portal in front of you. I can smell the sap and the orchids. Yeah.

We're so close. Barry's like, I can already taste it. Why do you make such gross sounds about this flower? Because it's going to be delicious. Oh, I thought you just like wanted it to bring home. Oh no, I'm going to eat it. Okay. Well, I'm going to light a little willow the wisp. Sweet. Is it the wicker cat? Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to roll. Remember for bill of the wisp. Right. So, uh, meow. Little like cat jingle jingle fades into view. All right.

Ving has a silver gauntlet that I took from Lillian's tomb. Yeah. And, uh, it glows like the knife. And now that he's like the moon, the moon thing. So cool. Guys, check this out. I found out. That my, uh, old gauntlet glows now. Oh, cool. Right. Look at this. Woo. Woo. Uh, yeah. And there, it's a, a cave goes down pretty sharply. Um. Yeah. I skid a lot. It's kind of icy down here. Yeah. Oh. Oh yeah. I mean, it's cold. It makes sense, I guess. Hopefully there's no cave bears, guys.

I would like to roll, uh, crap expert. Nice. Nice. Yeah. I would just take case. Yeah. Well, seven, seven. So you get one question. Okay. Um, is there a trap here? And if so, what activates it? Yes. And entering the cave. What? No. Sorry. Yeah. We're in it. Well, basically the trap is not a trap trap. Um, it is that something definitely lives here. Ving like smelling the air. You can smell over the like cold salt sea air that yeah, there's definitely like animal smells in this cave.

It smells like a pollution has been living in here for a long time. Really? Yeah. Well, that sort of smell. Oh my God. Uh, so yeah, you, you know that there's something alive in this cave. And Billy thinks it's the pollution for sure. Can we maybe like trick it into coming out? Yeah. Bait it out. I bait it out. What do we have? Spirit tongue. Oh yeah.

Um, for the purposes of spirit tongue, it might be kind of broad because I think for Ving to talk to something like that, he has to know what he's talking to. Can he do a discern realities to figure out? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Okay. Two D six plus wisdom. Nice. I got eight. All right. One question. Who's really in control here. So you, uh, walk down the cave mouth a little bit more and, uh, you see ahead of you like light.

And as you get closer and you realize that, uh, whatever light is outside combined with the light that is on you guys is like illuminating ice that's in the walls that is carrying the light further into the cave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So pretty yeah it's very it's a beautiful like ice cave which is when you see leavings of the beast that lives in here poop yeah or like you know bones or whatever kind of detritus what animal is it like a what animal is the bone the bones no beyond what kind of bien animal is here you guys tell me you guys a tip actually that I'm asking yeah ving like based on what you find what animal lives in this cave maybe it's a lunar bear oh lunar bear that makes sense it would be they guard they find the caves that makes so much sense because it's a moon flower right yeah yeah they grow out of their dung oh yeah that makes sense that does make sense okay so yeah this is definitely a lunar bear cave haunt okay so yeah this is definitely a lunar bear cave haunt of some kind and what is a lunar bear again it is a large I was gonna say it's like like a sun bear who has like the orange triangle I was gonna say it's a white triangle but I think it's a white bear with a black triangle like a crescent maybe on his chest yeah I thought a crescent either like a black bear with a white crescent or something yeah there's like a new moon bear yeah cool yeah oh they they can come in like different phases of the moon yeah maybe depending on the season their fur changes yeah or something and they mean different things when you see them according to the alienas and down here they're all synced up yeah fuck me but yeah you know that um especially on the new moon which is tonight um moon bears are particularly uh territorial so whatever is in here might be dangerous yeah unless I can trick them yep because I have the light of the moon oh yeah I can bring the light of the moon and keep them calm because I'm I'm not going to be able to do that I'm not going to be able to do that I'm not going to be able to do that the full moon nights lunar bears are docile like that makes sense they soak it up it's like a lizard on a hot rock that's sick yeah that's great so I'm gonna uh roll 2d6 plus wisdom for full moon powers you're making that up what is your elementalist move oh yeah elemental mastery elemental form right oh yeah I'll transfer my body into a form made from the raw elements sweet roll con nice eight to hold and what is your moon form um my moon form is my self it's thing but just bathed in moonlight yeah super moony it's cool yeah little craters wait highlighting all of his old acne scars yeah I guess so yeah um and like it looks like yeah he's slightly bigger he's just like fluffy because it's like blurry with moonlight yeah and billy you hear sparkling you hear barry and your fanny pack go wow he's the spirit walker wow stay behind me let's go yeah and you carry on down the cave there's a crazy amount of elevation in here you know there's like an elevated uh walkway that like sinks down into like a huge depression and then arcs up and around to a totally different like cave section cool and there's a lot of like like like like like like like like like like there's just this brilliant blue ice carrying this light now brighter than ever with the living moon man inside oh oh man really cool because you know typically if you're hiding from a creature scary animal you'd want to hide in the dark but if you're hiding from a lunar bear you hide in the light yeah it's pretty cool oh yeah ving has light sight so I can it's like yeah makes tracks with his light sight yeah that's sweet that's cool and also it makes sense that the lunar bear would be down there and then you'd be like oh yeah I'm gonna go down there and then because then on nights where the full moon is is happening he's like getting the full dose yeah yeah oh that's great um yeah and you carry on down this cave um it's not terribly perilous uh the steps are pretty easy to navigate especially since there's more light than you could ever fucking hope for in this cave now nice you've basically figured out the perfect way to complete this part of the journey yeah I'm scouring the ground looking at any poop piles for the for the orchid and there are a ton a ton of orchids ton of poop piles okay oh don't do that tuck yeah this is poop yeah I mean ving already told us what else could it be tuck said leavings I didn't know exactly what it meant but it's for sure shit yeah so you are bathing this cave in moonlight checking these poop piles as you walk by um and you're noticing they're pretty big this is a lot of pretty big sizable poop piles and as you get to the end of the cave you're like oh my god I'm getting tired of this this is a lot of poop piles and as you get further into the cave they get bigger whoa oh must be a big bear I guess how big like man's size oh my god sean's putting his arms out like a like a volkswagen beetle is this bear okay there's like a bunch of burger king rappers all over the place oh my god I think he's got ibs and you uh you're you're getting close to some sort of uh some sort of opening in the bottom of this deep deep cave as you go down and down far past the water level you start to feel air rush past you and then rush back into the cave and then rush past you oh wait rush back into the cave in there they're breathing oh no that's the breath of the bear that's incredible you walk through into this massive cave like a hundred foot high ceiling this huge dome and an absolutely colossal bear like I know that I'm an animal but big guy but this bear is fucking huge like a hundred feet tall kind of thing yeah like a like a kaiju bear and it's all curled up and it's snoring away uh you see the crescent moon on its back um it's like brilliant white fur with this like midnight black crescent moon on its back and it seems to be dead asleep and far on the other side of the cave on a huge pile of shit you see a single bright white orchid wow okay how big is the orchid the orchid's fairly small yeah orchid sized for sure it it grows in like a spiral of circles that are slightly translucent whoa like the petals are slightly translucent but they do glow bright nice cool yeah you can see it it's like kind of like bing bing like it's a little light bulb on the other end of the cave okay we just got to get around this giant bear I guess and your hair's like ruffling in the wind as it breathes in and out yeah I'm just gonna hold my breath and like keep keep my will-o-the-wisp really close to me so roll defy danger dexterity everybody all of us anybody that's trying to get to the other side of the cave okay and we're all going together 10 10 8 okay you're walking along the edge of this cave over the bear who's still quite close to you in this deep deep cave and uh you're walking along breath billy and tuck having a grand old time somehow billy is at in his element tuck is uh pressed as close to the wall as possible knowing if he gets even a little bit closer to the edge he's gonna fall yeah tuck his uh is facing into the wall pretending he's the wall and ving he remembers that his mom's cloak she had a cloak of like polar bear that there was a uh a little crescent moon shape oh on her sometimes and you're overcome with that memory of your mother uh when you step just a little bit too close to the edge and a rock gives way and you stumble and you start to fall over the cliff side what do you do okay 2d6 plus dexterity uh six I aid yeah and yeah billy's got shoot first so he's like not surprised yeah nine nice okay that makes it a seven which means that um yeah you snap your hand out grab on to ving billy grabs onto ving's shoe yeah and you are hanging out over this yawning chasm with this enormous bear underneath you look back and you see that it's like head is right underneath where you are it's huge like like fortress sized head and uh you're looking at your backpack as you see a little vial of uh healing herbs start to slide out of the pocket my backpacks are so big I'm so scared of them I'm so scared of them I'm so scared of them I'm so scared of them Backpack?

Of Ving's backpack. You can see it's sliding out of his bag. Actually, I don't have any poultices left. Good point. That's a great point. Okay, so you're leaning back and you see your spear starts to slide. Or the child's nightmare. It goes into the bear's mouth. You see a vial start to slide out of your backpack and the label reveals itself slowly as it says, a child's nightmare. The doll is pushing it out. Up her back. This is not. You cut inside the backpack.

You guys can't see it, but the doll is like, he, he, he, he, he. That's so funny. So it's a seven to nine. So you can still roll to catch it. Huh? Yeah. Okay. And then he lightens a feather. I'm going to, it's too late. The liquid's dropping. I'm going to use my light of the feather to go under and catch the liquid. I'll take the nightmare. Okay. Sounds good. So I got 10. Oh, okay. So you, you like swing. Underneath the nightmare as it's falling. Being held by your pants and shoes.

Like your toes are gripping onto the cliff above you. Basically. Catching the child's nightmare in your mouth. Just in time. Oh, and it tastes like a big dog that chased you up the stairs of your house. One time. Yeah. He knocked open the door. He chased me outside. Yeah. Bit me in the butt. Oh my God. I thought I was going to die until that next door lady picked me up. But yeah, the nightmare has been averted momentarily. As tuck. And. Billy haul you back up to the cliffside. Thanks guys.

I want my mom. And he starts sucking his thing. What is happening to me? Billy pulls the little blue blanket out from under his shirt and offers it to Bing. Thank you. Can we please turn the light on? He's glowing. Here, why don't you take Wicker the light. Oh, thank you. Oh god, I'm sorry. Irrationally terrified right now. Irrationally terrified. 100 foot bear. This one's from the inside out. I can't rationalize this part. You're being so brave. Thank you.

Anyway, I hurry over to the poo pile and I pick that orchid. The thing with moon orchids, moon glow orchids is if you want the glow to remain, you have to really dig the roots out. So your hand is going far in this poo. I'm doing this for you, Barry. And I hate it. Oh man, I can already taste it. You're not going to get that smell out for a week. Yeah. And you pluck the orchid. And he reaches out his little strawberry hands and he's like, gimme, gimme, gimme. Okay, hold on. Here you go.

And he takes it and he rips the roots off and he throws them and he just Like, you just strawberry down this flower? He eats it so fast. He eats it so fast. Thanks. You're welcome. Let's go back. Yeah, let's get out of here. He's like rubbing his like strawberry gut now that he's got this like big belly. He's got his legs kicked over the side of the fanny pack and he's just like, hmm. Thank you, friends, for risking your life for me. No problem, buddy. Yeah, Billy.

Next time, don't make one of these promises that will kill you. Okay. Don't promise. Strawberry that you're going to be a slave for 2,000 years or whatever. I didn't know. I didn't know. Are you sure this curse is gone? Yeah, it's gone. Yeah, no, our deal has been completed. And I want to say, not slave, valet. Just getting that out there. It's the same thing. Yeah, it was kind of involuntary servitude for sure. You make it up pretty easily back to the cave and you're standing at the water side.

Are you just heading back up? Yeah. I don't want to go through the forest though. I'd rather just walk along the cliffs. Maybe we'll see some runes. Why don't you want to go through the forest? Well, because you put all those traps in there and the owl bears in there. Oh, but you put it to sleep. What if they're, what if they're, Billy? What? And he kind of gestures you down. Yeah. So you're basically just bending at the waist so you get closer to the fanny pack. I can't bend that far.

What if there are owl bear eggs in there? In the forest? In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. In the forest. It's asleep. You could take one. If you keep talking to me about this, I'm going to leave you on the cliff. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. I was just trying to, just trying to let you know about an opportunity. You do it your way. Actually, you know what?

And he gets out of the fanny pack and he walks on his little strawberry legs and he goes, you have completed our bargain. He's got his arms up in the air. Do you really want to stay here or are you just going to make your way back on your own? Oh, I'll be fine. And you see, a strawberry vine, like wending its way down the rock and he goes, I'm good. And he grabs onto it and he starts getting pulled back up the cliff side. So you could have done this yourself the whole time. Oh yeah.

But this way is more fun. See you later. Piece of shit. Barry, the strawberry fairy is gone. I'm going to get him back someday. And now you guys are at the water side. So your plan is to go along the shore instead of back through the woods. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. We're going to try and read some of the ruins and see what we can glean from the history of this island. Yeah. If we can, if we can find a knowledge tree, we can maybe, that'd be good. Yeah. Check out some of the ruins. Okay.

I think, you know, the coast is a little bit, you know, sort of where on the island you are. So you're not going to have to do like a, undertake a perilous journey again, especially if you're just looking for one of the trees that are on the forest, but you're going to have to do that. You're going to have to do it to find a true wisdom. Okay. Do we all roll? No, it just would be like the, the, the person that's leading this hunt. Basically. I'll leave the hunt. Cool. Duty six plus whiz. Okay.

I got an eight. All right. Partial success. So you're walking along, um, you know, on the breakwater. Yeah. When you're walking down on the bricks closest to the sea, it's like that. You're like stepping over huge gaps. There's, there's water spray, uh, coming up at you from the cold ocean. Underneath. It's not a very comfortable walk. There's nowhere where you can just stride at your comfortable pace.

Night weasels, like ducking in and out of rocks, fucking night weasels, just peeking in and darting. You can hear them chittering away in the, in the cliffs, tuck your walking. And, uh, you realize that you've been walking for a while and there's been a, you thought it was Billy, like messing around in your bag. And then you re you hear Billy, uh, shift in your beard and you go, Oh, Billy's in my beard. What the fuck's back here? What the fuck's back here?

And you turn and there's a night weasel on your backpack. Holy shit. And it's got something in its little mouth and it starts to dart away. What did it steal from you? Alison scarf. Oh, it's got Alison scarf and it's running off into a cliff. What do you do? I chased it. Okay. Defy danger. Dexterity. Come back here. You Weasley. Fuck shit. Three. No. Plus what? Plus zero. Oh my God. So it darts off into the, into the rocks with Alison scarf. No. Bring that back. I yell at him and weasel.

It says no. And it's gone. It talks like digging around in the lake rocks that it kind of like went into. Yeah. It's a, it gets like these burrows are a lot deeper than you think. They go into the hillside. Basically. Fucking son of a bitch. It's gone. I'm sorry, man. It's okay. Maybe we'll find another scarf. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I mean, she left one. I'm sure there's another one. No, it doesn't matter. She left scarves everywhere. It doesn't. I don't care. It doesn't matter.

Somebody's birthday is coming up. It's fine. She, I don't care. So I look at, I look at being, he cares a lot. Yeah. You really like that scarf. Chuck runs down the beach. Arms at the side. Yeah. He did. He did spend like 250 coins on this scarf. Basically. Oh yeah. Fuck. Yeah. That's why Bing's upset. Cause it's like a nest egg scarf. Yeah. That was her retirement. That was her retirement scarf. Yeah. When Tuck hears Billy say he cares a lot. He's like, no, I don't. He runs away.

But about, you know, um, I'd say 45 minutes later, you guys catch up with Tuck. He's just running away. He's just moping now next to you, but you find kind of growing on the cliffside, gripping onto the rocks, but towering into the sky, a knowledge tree that looks like, um, a Douglas fir, a pine of some kind. Sure. Pine. Sure. Pine. Oh, it's hanging. Is it like curving off the cliff? Yeah. It's like curving off and up. Wind wisped. Yeah.

But you see like a language, not even carved, but like grown into the bark. Can we read it? We can read it. Yeah. This is the kind of thing where with like the help of Bing and Billy, uh, I'd let you all roll the spell or if you want. Yeah. Cool. Fun. Nice job Tuck on finding this tree. Tuck is, uh, his face is really puffy for no reason. For no reason. And he's just like, yeah, I totally, totally found it and it's great. And I'm proud of myself. Uh, let's read it. Do you want a second?

Uh, so yeah. What is something Druidic that you are, uh, looking for? So let's start with, uh, Jessica. I see her rolling. What is something you're trying to learn? I guess like specifically I'm looking for the name Ileana or, um, something like that. Totally. Uh, Billy doesn't really know what else to look for. Oh, four, four. Okay. Mark an experience there. Uh, so you're looking for the name Ileana, uh, but you get distracted. Yeah. Because you find the word chocolate.

I mean, maybe you do find references to like a food. Yeah. I find the word bread and then the word butter. So I, at first I was going to move on to the word bread, but then I saw butter. And so I was like, I have to know what comes next. I will, I will find the stuff about Ileana, but this seems important too. So you find references to, um, uh, a cooking practice. That's also combined with like kind of a folk magic thing called star butter.

And it's the idea of you make butter and then you set it outside on a clear starry night. And, uh, supposedly the pure light of the moon and stars, uh, purifies the butter and makes it taste even more delicious. Oh, and it's also a way to preserve the butter. So it lasts longer. This is fascinating. Wow. And they even give you the recipe for it and the recipe for the bread takes like, there's this version that takes a long time to make. So you have to like need it for a long time and ferment it.

There's a, there's also a kind of, there's a specific kind of bread they make using starlight butter. That's traditionally for a festival held at like the height of winter. Uh, that's called, um, turnover. Cause it's the turning over of the year. Oh, when the light starts changing. Yeah. And there's so many fillings you can have in the turnover. You can have an apple turnover. You can make savory turnovers with salmon and trout. That's yummy. That actually sounds great. Wow.

And this one, you can make a custard turnover. I love custard. We're all on this. Yeah. I love this tree. The gravy. They have a gravy turnover. I'll be here for a bit. I hope we all fail. Um, this recipe tree. All right. Uh, so you get a point of experience for that. Weirdly enough. Uh, okay. Ving, what's being looking for? Uh, he's looking for mentions of the Ranger King. Oh yeah. Ooh. Uh, plus intelligence. I got a six. Okay. So I also get an experience. Yeah.

So you're looking for the Ranger King, but instead you find information on lunar bears, lunar bears. Uh, so yeah, you find references to, to lunar bears, which apparently used to be, uh, quite prominent in the world. Like it was, they're not just a hibernia thing, but there are stories of the great bear, uh, somewhere in this island chain that represents kind of a God of the land. Uh, and was like an old, like minor deity basically. Oh, cool. And it said, does it speak of its name?

The great bear. Um, which actually, interestingly enough, you realize, uh, phonetically translated from the Druidic language sounds a lot like Ileana. Cool. Um, but you do find that, uh, you know, stories like, Oh, one day this bear is going to grow so large that it's going to eat the moon and it's going to replace the moon. This bear will be the moon one day. Cool. Huh? Yeah. But I'm the moon right now. Oh no. That bear got so much closer to its goal than it even thought. Cool. Yeah.

Uh, what else about lunar bears? Gotta be something else in there. Ooh, they were hunted pretty extensively because their pelts were thought to have a magic abilities. Oh yeah. Um, there were people that weren't druids or shape shifters that sought them because they thought they would help them take the form of the bear and fight with their ferocity. Oh, cool. Yeah. So they were hunted to near extinction by a group of people called berserkers. Wow. That's sad. Yeah.

There's a lot of like a very floral language. Uh, imbued in the tree, decrying the loss of the bear lamenting, uh, their absence on the, on the planet. It's really, really rare to get them to mate in captivity. Yeah. They mostly, it's really hard. You gotta like dress like a lunar bear and like slowly introduce them to other lunar bears. You gotta show them videos of lunar bears mating and be like, look, don't you want to do that? Doesn't this look awesome? Uh, yeah.

So you, that's, that's what you learn about lunar bears. Okay. Can't find any references to the Ranger King for some reason. Tuck, what's Tuck looking for? Um, he's sort of just actually looking for information about chimes and Lillian. Oh, interesting. He's, uh, guess chimes has been on his mind a lot since like, we kind of like found that like chamber in the, in the fort in the four frost aisles.

And since we found that beach with like, maybe he was on with his kid and his wife and like everything about being becoming like, I don't know, Lillian's chosen one or like connecting with, like her energy somehow. He's just like, well, I don't know anything about magic and I don't know anything about Rangers and I don't know anything about Lilliana, but I know chimes kind of, so I'm kind of interested in what's going on there. Okay, cool. Uh, then yeah, roll two D six plus intelligence. Seven.

Okay, nice. Oh shit. Six. Oh, wait, but don't I have that thing that if I, I roll about something that nobody knows about, I get a plus one. You're literally reading from a repository of stuff that other people know about, but the people aren't alive. Come on, man. Only the tree knows about this. Are you telling me trees? A book? Are you telling the worst argument I've ever heard?

Are you telling me that if you went to the library and you found a book full of information and you learn something, you'd be like, I discovered this. If you killed everyone in that lot, I thought it was like no one here present right now knows. I mean, I guess if, yeah, all right, I'll, I'll let you do it if you want to. I just want more info about chimes, so I'll push for this. I'll tell you this. You're not going to find info about chimes on this tree.

References to him will be scant because he's not somebody that the druids really were concerned with. Oh, right. That makes sense. Um, but you do find references to like, um, you know, the moon's lover, that kind of stuff. Okay. Um, vague references to a relationship that, you know, the man who, the man who married the moon, that kind of shit. But, uh, you do find, basically a record of a druid, much like the lunar bear lamenting the death of the moon.

The drew, there is a druid who references an event that is taking place during their lifetime that you realize through the things that you've learned, uh, is likely the grieving. Whoa. The druids were not involved. They chose not to be involved. Whoa. It was almost like a Jedi thing where they were like shaken by the amount of people that were involved. The amount of destruction and death like that they felt through the earth and through nature as the moon shattered and went mad. Whoa.

Um, and truly, truly thought that the end of the world had come, that this would, this would end everything, but somehow they protected themselves from the worst of it. Um, it sounds like they were able to make a pact of some kind. Um, it sounds like they were able to make a pact of some kind. With a powerful spirit. They're, they use words like veil. Oh, it's the gray. This is what, this is what happened. This is how they did the gray.

When the, when the grieving happened, they caused the fog wall to hide themselves and to shy away from the grief because they thought the world was ending. So they hid themselves away in hibernia and pulled the gray over the whole like Northern part of the world. That makes sense.

And then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, and then they, off from the moon oh right failing themselves from night like to do it used to be really into the stars yeah the references to star butter yeah those are those probably predate yeah the grieving it's something that they can't really make anymore sick all right cuz like the druids first language was written from the stars and the magic and that's extra sad cuz that cut themselves off from like the source of their knowledge for the night sky their culture yeah and that's probably around the time they became very like we have to protect our practices and wizards are evil and blah blah blah yeah they're getting more magi mm-hmm yeah so that's what you learn and as you're all standing like I think Billy is kind of on tuck shoulder like helping him read the parts about the the gray and the veil and then you hear footsteps in the trees behind you breaking twigs yeah breaking twigs rustling leaves but Russell is nowhere to be found Russell's on you pal and almost in response a black snout emerges from the underbrush revealing a hulking nightmarish blackford wolf with a dead snow owl clenched in his jaws rows of iron gray teeth black malicious eyes deepest pools of night row after row of arrows puncturing its bloody hide the sound of tucking Billy's laughter fades to silence and you are utterly alone and that's where we're gonna end it whoa what the dude pretty good good good stuff that was scary yeah I'm ready for a horror movie Halloween we're doing it just wrap it up already oh yeah I guess that's where we're gonna end it for this week I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome the Barbarian Abdul Aziz so long playing Ving the half-elf Druid Paul Loppers take care playing fat Billy the halfling thief Jessica tie hi everyone thank you to Aaron Reed for our intro and outro music incredible as always that you can listen to all of the music played on the show uh at just just Google Sound Cloud and Spout Lore that's the easiest way we've figured right now uh thank you to our patreon supporters supporting us around the world you can support us at patreon.com speltlord or speltlord.com money please or find us on the internet at Spout Lore most places and thank you finally to you for listening we'll see you next time and so ends the tale of adventures three who tried the best they can though dumb and scared and lost they be for times of rest in the revelry and though our journey may be like a conclusion we will not leave you without a resolution return next week to hear some more whilst you commute or do your chores and for you I'd gladly be a part of a dream

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So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home. He loves to sing and fight. Thing is half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best and brightest. They may not be. But their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close. For the tale's about to start. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Spout Lore.

I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz. Hello, everybody. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hello, everybody. Playing Fat Billy, the athlete thief. Jessica Tai. Hello, everybody. When last we left our heroes, they were parlaying with the Selkie king known as Stone Eye, who was explaining to them that the Ileana line owed blood.

And upon asking how much blood are we talking about, Stone Eye said, it is not for me to decide, but for the council. And you must come to Hypernia to stand before the council. We were like, yeah, okay, let's go. We were trying to go there anyways, bro. Hell yeah, we've been trying to get there for months. You know how expensive, it's so hard to get an Airbnb in Hypernia. You have a place for us? We've been wandering through the grave hoping we hit Hypernia.

And honestly, this is a real boon for us. Thank you so much, Stone Eye. I'll give you a one-star review on an Uber. An Uber. Then they were Ubered. Just because your Uber smelled like fish. Sounded like farts. They got Ubered to Hypernia by the Selkies who pushed along the Sunrunner, taking them to this mysterious, mysterious. Dusty, snowy island. Deep, deep in the gray. We arrived at Hypernia, finding a boreal, tree-covered, rocky island.

We were taken ashore up to the island village itself, where we found druids on druids on druids, shapeshifters everywhere, little kids running around. Some sort of warming or life-providing field given off by the knowledge trees, theoretically, allowing things to be… Livable and for food to grow, it seems at all times. Then you were put in a stone hut to await your judgment by the council, guarded over by two now extremely frustrated Selkies. Hell yeah.

Tuck tried to take a shit for a long time and then was able to take a shit. But he's all backed up because of the salt fish or whatever. Just dehydrated sea stuff. Yeah. God, it's coming out like wood chips. Call this move the wood chipper. Gross. Gross. Billy attempted to enter the ferry using Shadow Dance to get some information and found that Hypernia is fucking covered in fairies of all seasons. We learned a lot about the seasons of the fairies, which kicked ass.

And Billy talked to an autumn fairy named Russell, who was a pile of sleepy leaves. Yeah. And learned that the Ileana line is connected to some and blamed for a conflict of some kind. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories. There's a ton of theories.

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Having realized that. You are about to stand judgment. For whatever conflict. Led to the death of Ving's mother. Dude your dad totally fucked us. We're hosed. Because your dad did some shit here. Classic. And almost. As if on cue. The door flap of the hut. Is thrown aside. And a druid of some kind. A hyperion of some fashion. Let's say a woman in her 20s. With braids. Braids and braids. And lots of tattoos. It's like it's time. And Tuck's like hey there. I shouldn't have said woman.

I shouldn't have said woman. This is great. Tuck's like oh hello. I don't believe we've met. Have we met before? Yeah. She looks around. Kind of. No. Like nose scrunched. At all of the shit. And fire. And burnt shit in here. And Tuck's like that's so weird. I feel like we've met. We must have. He's ignoring all this. Ving says that's my shit there. It's. And this is also my shit. It's our shit. Our shit. And we're like kicking it around. And putting up the fire. And our very muscular friend.

Tacoma. Had nothing to do with this. He was over there reading a book. I love books. Yeah. It was a book of poetry. That he wrote. Shit. Too far. Too far. Come with me. Okay. Yeah. Totally. And she turns around and starts walking away. I'd love to come with you. There's nothing I would love more than to come with you. I'll come with you. Like literally anywhere you want. Anywhere. Oh God. Please emphasize the word with. And not the word come. I'm emphasizing all of the words. I will.

She turns around. And starts walking away. Come. And you realize that as she's walking away. You realize that she has. Her legs are the back legs of a deer. And she starts striding up the clearing. Oh. So you're like one of the centaur people. I'm not. The centaur has. Their lower half is the entire body. Right. Of a horse. Okay. Or a camel. Or something. So you have a human butt. That's none of your business. Yeah. Where. Where. Where does the deer part start. And tuck like. Puts his.

His hand at her head. And he starts moving it down. It's like. Just say when. She keeps walking. And then it goes all the way. And it's like. Okay. You missed it. So let's start again. Let's start again at the top. And I'll move down. Just tell me when. When the human. Say when. She keeps walking. Okay. Well. And then I turn to these two. And I'm like. This might not be viable for me. I think. The thing says dibs. I just have to try a different approach. I think. Yeah.

And then tuck puts his hand at the. At the feet. And he's like. Okay. Tell me where the deer part stops. Okay. She's just not saying anything. Well. She looks so pissed off right now. Hey. Hey. Lady. What's your name? It's not so that my friend Tacoma. The. The handsome. Or Ving. The also handsome. Well. No. It's. It's just for my personal information. I'm. I'm fat. Billy. If you're curious. Our. Our. Last name isn't handsome. We're not married. My name is. Uh. My name is Savarna.

Nice to meet you. And I. I. Look at you guys. Like. Okay. Now you have the information you need. A beautiful name for a beautiful lady. She goes. And. Chuck's like. Do you ever. Drink? No. Okay. She's been walking this whole time too. She has not turned back to look at you at all. Okay. Can you slow down a bit? I. It's hard for me to keep up. I. My legs are so. So small. She ever so. Imperceptibly slows down. Please Savarna. Let's just take our time here. Really nice trees you have.

You only prolong your judgment. I see you haven't prolonged your judgment. What do you think of us? I think that you are to stand judgment before the council. Why? For. The. Blood. Debt. Against the Ileanas. These are all things you're aware of. I mean. I have an idea based on a song. If you think you'll weasel some detail out of me. You're wrong. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. What if we roll to weasel a detail? Yeah. Sure. What are you trying to do?

Because like I will say that as a character, she's not interested in talking to you. So it will have to be something pretty tricky. I have berries. That's she's not interested in taking bribes either. Really? Can I use a fairy child move to to charm her? Yeah. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Okay. And your time's running out because the sun's going down. I know. Yeah. Yeah. No, you just have to spend a spend a hold. Remember, you don't have to roll. Oh, I don't. Yeah. That's good. I know. That's good.

I don't have to. Wait. What did you roll? I rolled a four. That's fine. I think I charm her by ask by asking about a particularly plush pile of moss. Uh huh. I say it's very soft. When's the last time you petted a moss? This this morning. That's great. You know, murderers don't care about moss. But we do. We love moss. I I I don't doubt that you three are not responsible, but blood debts must be paid. What can we expect at council? You can expect deliberation over what's to be done.

Consternation. Sure. Probably from some adulation. No, definitely not adulation. Preparation. Preparation for judgment. Sure. Masturbation. Definitely not. Masturbation. Masturbation. Maybe. By who? One of the. By whom? Besser. The green speaker. Clay leader is she's she frequently snacks. Oh, tell tell her. I also snack. So we have that in common. And then and therefore we would make good friends. So she probably want to keep us alive for that reason. What enclave do you entail from?

I am a member of the green speakers. Ah. Yeah. As you can tell from telling me. Oh, I didn't even know. I didn't know. No, I didn't. My hooves. Yes. Cool. I take the form of the dough. A deer. A female deer. In fact, well played. I could smell it coming a mile away. Yeah. So she, she mentioned she, she explained she's a member of the green speakers, which is a clade of ungulates is the even toed ungulates is the easiest way to kind of classify. My first shape was a caribou. Oh, first shape.

Oh yes. Of course. The spirit Walker. See, he's the spirit Walker. And then in the background, tech goes spirit Walker. He is the Druid of greatest power. He's doing this exaggerated walk. He's walking with his arms. Cause this is a play that they, I, she stops and she turns around. I shouldn't be telling you this, but if you have any hope of making it through this council alive with your hides intact, do not attempt to lean on the fact that you are the spirit Walker.

It will not be met with adulation. Why not? The spirit Walker. Is not a figure of popular renown. Yes. Not amongst us. You represent a great imbalance in the spiritual world. They will not look on you kindly. Have there been other spirit Walkers in the past stories, but none for millennia. Oh, uh, Savannah, what's something we can do to make sure that we are safe. Uh, I wish I knew. I wish I could tell you. I appreciate everything you've told me us. Thank you.

And she turns and leads you further down the clearing into the trees, a small path. And then you exit the tree line. You hear the crash of the waves as you reach what is clearly the other side. And you come out onto a huge cliff, basically bare stone that pokes out onto the ocean and near the top of the cliff. It kind of flattens out into the Stoney plateau. And then you go down the cliff and you see a huge cliff. And you're like, I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe this is happening. And then you go down the cliff and you see a huge stoney plateau that looks like maybe it was carved into a flat surface thousands of years ago. And you see seven figures kind of in a semi-circle on the edge of the cliff. And where they're standing is worn. The rock has worn. There's been so many people standing there. Yeah. And as you get closer, you see that there is also a worn, uh, section in the middle, like of sort of the midway point of the semi-circle.

Billy does the cat thing again. He realizes how very high up he is from probably sharp rocks below. He gets really low on the ground. He's also like bursting with flowers and, uh, just pedals everywhere. He's very stressed out. Oh no. Yeah. We look like a wedding party walking to the altar. Yeah. Walking like one foot left foot. Um, yeah. And kind of around the, around the circle, they're like fires burning.

Small fires sort of light the area as the, um, the daylight begins to fade in the fog and you, what you believe to be moonlight is beginning to rise. Oh yeah. The sun sets below the horizon and like the darkness of the gray becomes pitch black. Yeah. Oh, night envelops you the blanket of dusk. Um, do we see stars above us? No. Whoa. That's very dark. Extremely dark. Um, yeah.

And you, so you see the seven people arrayed, uh, on this cliff side, uh, one very clearly empty space, uh, sort of off to the end of the right side where there is a worn patch of stone that has no one standing in it. And you are brought forward, uh, in the center facing you is a grim Shay, the man with the octopus sucker rings on his arms. He crosses his arms. He's standing in front of you and says the oval council has been destroyed.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, stone high I knew you were right far right kind of guy I think I said left didn't I no did I say right he said far right ah shit yeah I mean maybe but I said the right was the empty one but uh yeah next to the empty spot stone I go stone high and a woman next to him who's probably in her 40s or 50s with antlers says basara and then grim shea says grim shea next to him a woman elderly probably 70 or 80 with um it looks like weeping willow strands hanging from her hair says valari the willow's daughter oh cool um next is a young guy like surprisingly got a young guy like maybe in his early 20s with um totally like yellow eyes with uh like the black slit pupils says aldous of the empty sky next is probably a 40 year old man who looks like he's got um like he's basically got a ton of chest hair but it's uh it's like thick and gray like a pelt uh and he goes hidara man eater and uh the next one is uh a woman with um yeah like like she's got like a black kind of like pelt running down like her neck and uh some of her shoulders um she just says noreen that's her name her name's noreen she doesn't have a cool name except her clade is called the silent step which is pretty tight but grim shea who is obviously the leader of the council or at least uh the speaker says you are before this council today to stand in judgment of the past transgressions of the iliana what say you what are the charges brought before my name you trespass in conflict with an accord made long ago your presence on these islands cannot be allowed how was I supposed to know this your lack of preparation is not the concern of this council but the breaking of the accords I was told of no accord how can that be this was placed upon your family I don't know if my mother was here you could ask her but she's not mother my mother was a iliana I have just learned that it is a family name and not her first name describe this mother you describe your mother if she bears the name iliana then her kin are not allowed on these islands or in these waters why I am on trial at pain of death you will tell me why you will attempt to draw my blood blasphemy jesus christ these guys blasphemy runs in your very veins we will not stand for you now now forward and he goes that's right stone eye it is time for trial by combat I step forward as a champion of the iliana line and I demand to be fought for you know and then he this he starts losing he starts losing the threat for our freedom yeah yeah our freedom for our freedom for freedom to travel in these waters and on land and on the land and in air and in the air and in the other worlds and then tuck kneels in front of ving and he like leans his head forward and he's like give me give me the fucking tiara dude he puts a tiara on his head you are of the iliana line henceforth be known to all challengers and courts who will be challenged by you tuck stands up and he just puts his hands in the air and then he just stands there like that for a minute and no one's saying anything and uh all this of the empty sky laughs so hard this is a farce this is astounding they know nothing of our ways and then I go dude my life is a farce I that I doubt not traveler I I simply in all my days on this council and the willow's daughter goes it's not that many all this don't use that you've only been here for about a year in all my days on this council I have never seen something that brings me such mirth as this buffoon is this what you've been taught of our ways and one of your ways assaulting and capturing innocent travelers like us we're not here to steal or anything like that we were just on our way to the north and you're the ones I point at stone eyes you're the one who brought us here against our will you were trespassing trespassing where not on this land in the the waters of hibernia I explained this already to all of you and how else are we to get there council I'm not going to be there for you I'm going to be there for you I'm going to be there for you if there's not safe passage.

And Grimshay puts his hand on his forehead and goes, frankly, I am not sure the point that any of you are trying to make. And then Tuck goes, he's still got his arms raised above his head and he goes, the point I'm trying to make is, I think Stone Eyes is too scared to fight me. And then he goes, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk! And he, uh… Hey, that's actually a friend of his. Yeah. All this of the empty sky goes, careful. And then he goes, sorry dude.

And then he turns to Stone Eyes and he goes, are you a chicken or a walrus? And I want to use what are you waiting for to try and goad him into agreeing to this trial by combat. I'll tell you the situation right now. Okay. Even off mic. Trial by combat? No precedent for that in this council. Not even one. Like, this is not a thing that they do. Uh, but what you would be doing now is goading Stone Eyes into attacking you. Okay. Like, not, I accept your challenge and adhere to the rules.

More, I'm gonna beat your ass. And then what? We'll see, I guess. It is the next thing that seems to be happening. Yeah, totally. Because you guys have used your usual tactic of annoy everybody that is even trying to cross you at all. 2d6 plus what, charisma? Constitution? Constitution. Here we go! 13. Whoa. 13. Um, yeah, so, what do you, like, all you say is what are you, a chicken or a walrus? Yeah, what are you, a chicken or a walrus?

I don't know if I should be eating you fried or with uh, surf or turf. Oh, yeah. And then tacos, that's pretty good. And Stone Eye roars and just strides forward and tries to punch you in the face. Okay. Rola, what do you, what do you do? I'll just dodge out of the way. Okay. Yeah. Five danger dexterity. Okay, well, 10. Yeah. Nice. He lumbers forward and takes, like, a massive haymaker swing at you and you just step out of the way.

Yeah, I think he's not used to fighting people who aren't, who don't, like, flinch back. Uh-huh. So he, like, overextends and tuck, like, ducks underneath his punch and gets behind him. And then, are you just trying to get him to keep trying to hit you? No, I punch him in the kidney really hard. Okay, there you go. Oh, God. Hack and slash. Nine. Okay, so, uh, yeah, roll your damage. Four. And then roll a d12. Holy shit. Remember? Two. Oh, shit. Wow. That's annoying for him.

Uh, so, yeah, you hammer him in the kidney and, um, you realize that this is a big dude, but, uh, there's a lot of muscle under there. Uh-huh. Like, it hurts when you punch him. Um, but you do, he, like, grunts. And he turns around and, like, backhand just smacks you in the face with his huge fist. And he's gonna keep trying to fight you, but, like, members of the council are stepping forward. Like, Hedara, Maneater, and Aldis are trying to grab Stoneye. Ving steps in with a fight with honor.

I wanna roll. Okay. So I can take a blow meant for somebody. Uh, yeah, sure. Roll plus con. Twelve. Okay. So I get three hold. Yep, so you got your hold now. So I block a blow meant for me or someone else, and I take half the damage. Uh… So he's gonna try and hit Tuck again. Oh, yeah, he's gonna try and hit him again. For sure. Yeah, he's, he's, like, storming towards you. He's trying to get you in a, in a bear hug. Okay. Yeah. Uh, so what do you do?

I kinda wanna, you know when someone charges, I wanna, like, wrap my arms around him and then rock bottom him, basically. Like, flip him over my head. Yeah. Full suplex. Yeah. Okay, so defy danger strength, I guess. Okay. Here we go. Thirteen. Okay. Then you go ahead and roll your hack and slash. We have monster rolls today. Eight. Okay. Okay. So again, d10 and then roll a d12. Three. Four. Goddamn. I was so excited for that huge attack.

Um, yeah, so you, uh, you know, tense all of your muscles and pick this guy up over your head. It's insane to watch. It's like Tuck is picking up a little bus, basically. Yeah, totally. The ground shakes when Stoneye hits the ground. Yeah. He, um, hits and he grunts, like, you see him bite his lip or something and blood starts to pour out of his mouth. And then he is a, uh, an elephant seal. And you realize, oh, he's not a walrus or a chicken. He's a third animal.

And, um, yeah, this is when Ving, I guess, is going to step in and take half this blow. Yeah. So you're going to take two points. You're going to take two points. So basically he is an elephant seal and he rears up to his full elephant seal height and tries to come down with like a massive chomp on Tuck. But both of you basically like catch him. Yeah. We both grab a tusk. Yeah. Elephant seals don't have tusks, but I know what you mean. Yeah. They have big floppy. Elephant nose.

We each grab a nipple. Come here. The council members get around Stoneye and like where there were six other human beings. There's now a huge caribou. There is a massive gray like dire wolf tree, a full like willow tree with arms and legs. Grim Shay has not changed form because he turns into an octopus. But then there's like, you know, an owl and a panther and they're all just like trying to break the three of you up. Can I use connections for the fairy? Oh, yeah. That's like the underworld.

Yeah. Okay. So this is what I want to do. Yeah. I want to ask the fairy to aid us basically. Yeah. And what like what so what are you asking them to do? Like age you? What do you mean? Like help fight for us or stop the council somehow like either manipulate the land or use some sort of charm to protect us or something like that. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead and roll connections. Okay. Eight. So I'll have to settle for something closer. It comes with strings attached. Okay.

I think I think this all happens like in an instant like Billy's like hyper cognition like speaking with a fairy and getting all this like information right. Yeah. Really quick. There's a lot of roots coming actually from me like, you know, like a strawberry vine in a way. Yeah. And it's basically like me reaching out for help. Yeah, totally. I like the I like the I like the you said in the Phalan to the time moves differently. It does.

So you'd be off like going to council meetings like let's have a sleepover and talk about this. Yeah, let's talk this out. Yeah. So you end up you have a little sleepover in a strawberry bush with a little strawberry fairy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I can. Oh, yeah, we can help but you have to promise to do something for me. Okay. What would you like? I'll tell you what it is later. Later? Later. Come on. Come on. You can trust me, but you're going to do a good job, right?

I'm going to make sure that we're fine. Mm-hmm. Are other fairies going to help you or is it just you? Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, then you have a deal and we wrap our little vines together. Yeah. Pinky promise. Oh, oh shit. Fuck you. No. And the little strawberry fairy is like, oh, how'd you get me? I always do. Fairies are so fucking stupid. And Billy, you like that only took like half a second in reality.

And then all of these from the edges, like up around the cliff through the cracks in the rock and from the edge of the forest, like vines, like blackberry vines, strawberry vines start shooting out. They're like snapping at the council and they're like coming up, like breaking through the rock and they wrap around tuck thing. Stone.

I everybody that's fighting, they try and get all this, but he's flapping around in the air and there's like a great like straining sound as they all get pulled apart. And now they're all just like struggling against these vines. Stone. I told you, leave my friends alone. He's a he's in his lion form. He's like, you change back so we can have an actual conversation. Yeah, he's in it.

He's a guy again, like he his body changes and now he's just this like huge like he I have a lot more power than any of you. So you listen to us. The Willow's daughter looks at you and goes, Who are you? I'm Billy and I am one of the spring fairies and I am a I am from here and I have been here millennia before any of you guys were roll 26 plus charisma. Okay, please nine. Okay, can we aid? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so how I was thinking of somehow using something to bring you out more fairiness like to bring out the plant like to like like I'm do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks. Yeah, he's like my God like I bring you up and like build what you into his winter war. I was going to say like the wood mechanism. Yeah, you bring me bring me through like the stages of my life cycles with the snow and I swirling lifetime.

Yeah, so I'm you know, like one of the trees and I'm like oaky and strong and tall and then I'm the wind. This is what he's saying to oh, yeah, I am the oak. I am the wind and the wind and then I'm the ice. I'm the ice under your feet and like all this ice comes up under them and I am the dreams that visit you in your sleep and the memories that your grandfather's and your mother's and all those that came before you remember pretty sick. So sick.

I also remember I didn't yeah, so hopefully that works. Yeah. Hell yeah, seven. Yeah, it just works it. So yeah, it's it's more being kind of tips Billy over the edge with this influence and this in this energy starts to overtake Billy. So like his from what you can see his body like his form is changing. He's becoming the summer and the autumn and the winter. Yeah, shifting through all these forms. He's taken over the over the eons. Yeah, and my winter form is frightening. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a warrior. Yeah, you know, I'm like a I'm like a wood sort of like a wooden man, but like with stone and ice and I'm like so angry looking fucking made to kill yeah, me like what weapon ax my advice, but I've also got like a huge bow and arrow, but I also have like arrows through me. I'll fight anyway. Yeah, like so so you're like fraud like horror frost. Yeah, and all my scars are iced over cool.

Yeah, I like the idea of having your ice ax so you can like as like a punctuation to what you're saying. Yeah, like slam it down and shatter it on there like yeah, you like slam it into the rock and the ice shoots out under their feet. Cool. Yeah, it smashes the X and if you do anything to harm my friends all the fairies behind me on this land will destroy you and we'll take back our home because we let you live here in our good graces and one by one the members of the Oval Council clap.

No, they they take their human forms and the vines. I imagine recede. Yeah, as they've all calmed down and take back their steps, but they're all looking at Billy with this like quiet. Oh, and fear. Yeah, I'm a child again, but I'm furious walk over and put the tear on your head. Thanks Hadara Maneater says what have you brought to us? No one has brought anything. I have come home. That's a fucking cool line. Sorry sorry that got me really psyched Grim Shay turns to stone.

I and says that is not how a member of this council comports themselves control your urge is stone. I or we will find another for your place and then tuck goes. Yes, don't I? Don't I burn and he goes burn and he just goes like and a bunch of like salt spray like comes out of his nostrils like mist like he's just like sinus infections there. They'll fucking do you and man Grim Shay holds up his hand says enough.

Okay, Bessara steps forward says you must understand you represent a great challenge for our community. This Accord was laid long ago by whom by this council this very cancel this council as an entity. You must understand that this is not something that we can overlook. We must come to a conclusion. Well, the conclusion doesn't have to be blood innocent blood. What do you suggest? I'm not sure. I mean, I can't account for everything that all my relatives have done.

There's a name that I'm coming to later in life and I can vouch for one of the people who held it and I would like to do so on her behalf in her memory. Yeah, so they're basically like what are you? What is your I will tell you the history that I know about myself. And then you tell me what you know about myself what you assume to know about me in this name that is attached to my life. My mother Ileana raised me in the north in old sheer.

She's the one who taught me how to harness my Druid abilities. She taught me how to live off the land. She taught me how to believe in myself and trust myself. She taught me that I was thinking of let's stop me dead. I was like that love is conditional.

That's obviously what she taught me because she's the one who raised me so she didn't do a good job of not doing that and so after she died I went to stay with my father who was a Ranger King in the great forest and I lived with him in the court of the woods and I left there with only memories of her and her name and this song that she sang me in my heart. And then he sings the lullaby. Oh yeah.

If your bones start to feel the cold, snuggle up with me and be told and when you're all warm in bed mama will tell you when the snow turned red. And when the U-Strong arrows fly, remember the words of this lullaby. As the birds pluck arrows from the sky, rally behind those with stones for eyes. And if your loved one raises arms, hold them close while they do you harm. For bringing love across on ships and the kiss from death upon my lips.

You Grim Shay says you are the son of an Illyana and a Ranger? I am the son of Illyana my mother and the Ranger King. Then you are twice damned. Go on. I don't think I had to try. I told you all my stuff. Are you saying that your mother was the Defiler? I maybe. I never knew her to defile. That's not possible. She was killed on these islands. She was killed at the hands of my father. What do you know of the Rangers?

I know that the Illyana's brought death to these islands at the hands of the Rangers. They came to this island seeking the Defiler. The false Illyana. And they brought their armies with them. What does false Illyana mean? An outsider. A traveler. Someone that works the foul energies. They took her in. And she brought death in her wake. Are you saying that my mother wasn't an Illyana? That she adopted the name? Is that what you mean?

And then Tuck leans in and he's like, hey, uh, QQ, uh, just, some of us are a little behind, uh, what did the Defiler do? She used her foul magics to create life. Whole cloth. She bore an unnatural child. What are you saying? If you are her son, then you were not born of woman, but of darkness. And of witchcraft. Watch where you're pointing that finger. I point it where it needs to be pointed. Well, you might see that there's three more pointing at you.

I've never thought about it like that before. I'm not my mother's son. She created me. So you mean? She did. She carried you. She birthed you. But there was no father. There was only her magic. She was a wizard. They all spit on the ground. Alright, so, can you come into a huddle with Bill here, please? I could use a hug, actually. Alright. We hug him. Thanks, guys. And we're like, okay, so. This is, he's really, really cryptic, right? I know he's super beaten around the bush.

Can't really tell what he's saying, but is he saying that your mom is a wizard? Yeah. And that your dad is not your dad? I think that's what it sounds like. Excuse me, Grimshaw. Grimshay. We didn't see that Billy, oh. Billy left the huddle. I just turn around. Sorry, Grimshay. Are you saying that Ving's mom is a wizard? I know that you don't like the word. Yes. Pretty cool.

And the Illianas harbored her while she did her dark work, betrayed everything that we on these islands hold dear, and brought death in her wake. But not by any fault of her own? By her very existence. But did she choose to be that way? I don't think so. Existence is not a damnation. Her choice is irrelevant. How is it irrelevant? Lives were lost because she came here. Her life was lost! Druid, you know more than anyone the laws of life and nature. It just happens sometimes.

Or have you forgotten? Yeah. Yeah, I think you forgot too. Yeah. I mean, as much as we know, magic is bestowed upon us by nature. Um, I mean, you're not making a, you're not making a… Can I roll for it? You can make it, yeah. Defy Danger Charisma. Seven. Seven. Nice. Okay, so they're not gonna just kill the three of you.

Um, but uh, Hedara Maneater has been like literally growling where he stands, like, you can hear him growling in his throat, and he spits on the ground and goes, We may have came from a single source, but we work with the energies of life. The wizards bend them to their will. And do you not bend the spirits to your will? We work in conjunction with the spirits. I don't know about that. You know nothing of our ways, fairy. Oh! Holy shit!

He really explodes into bloom, and he's like, I know everything. Oh fuck. What are you, what are you gonna, is there some show of force that you're gonna attempt? Like, let me know how this feels. I take the knowledge, the Tree of Knowledge seed, and I plunge it, like, with my like, stone fist from my winter fairy body, into the ground. Sick. And I wanna see if that does anything. Yeah, what, what, what, what do you try, what do you think it would do? I kinda think it would grow right there.

Yeah? Is that stupid? No. Here, here's my, here's my suggestion. Yeah? Cause you can make the immaterial material. Yeah? Time is immaterial. So you could just take time and pour it into the seed, and make it grow into a full tree. Yeah, maybe I'll do that. That's intense. Watch the rocks, like, The divot where we're, where like, you know, the judged would stand, like, that's where I'm gonna grow that tree. Oh, cool. And it will hold a lot of my memories. Oh, cool. Yeah.

Okay, then you are gonna roll for lightning in a bottle. Is that okay? Yeah. Nine. It's nine. Eight. How so? Yeah. I bring in the elements to the, for the, for the tree. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, to feed it. To feed it, water it, light, create a hole, use the weather weaver move that I didn't take to make a hole in the fog for sunlight to get in. Yeah, totally. Two to six plus bond. Nice. Nine. Okay. Yeah, so ten.

So this terrifying figure of ice and stone plunges their fist into the ground with this tree of knowledge, and it begins to grow. What does it look like? What kind of tree is it? Um, it is an oak tree. And the bark is like a very shiny reddish brown color. Mm-hmm. Kinda like my hair. Nice. Yeah. And it's, is it like just enormous? Yeah. Or is it just like a full grown? It's pretty big. Yeah. Um. Picture, it looks like an Arbutus in my head because of the red bark. Oh, actually, you know what?

Yeah, it is like an Arbutus. And it's on the, like a cliff on the rocks. Yeah. Cool. Oh, yeah. Exactly. So it's an Arbutus, and a lot of the knowledge is on the leaves, but it's also on the bark, and the bark peels. Yeah. There's so many peelings that are coming off this tree because of so many memories. Mm-hmm. Oh, cool. So beautiful. Um. Layers and layers. Yeah.

And this all happens, you know, centuries pass in a heartbeat as this tree bursts from the rock, cracking the stone around it, uh, its trunk growing, arcing off in wildly twisting shapes until a towering Arbutus tree canopies this entire cliffside, and the council is dumbfounded. Yeah. They're just staring at the tree, mouth agape. You are welcome to read through my lifetimes. And you'll find that I and we and the wizards all come from one place. Ooh, nice.

Grimshay gathers himself, looks to the three of you, but seems to be addressing Billy in a very respectful way. And I'm a kid again. Yeah. Uh, and he says, we must deliberate. Yeah, do you mind if I, like, go get a snack? Please. But I request, and he says request, not demand, I request that you remain in the village until we come to a decision. Yeah, I saw some really good fish being cooked. Um, I think I'm gonna go there. Very well. Can I bring my friends? Please.

A bunch of members of the council try and make eye, like, they make eye contact with you, Ving, as you're leaving. And they don't look happy. Um, maybe the willow's daughter is a little softer in how she looks at you. Stone-Eye is staring Tuck dead in the face. And Tuck gives him a thumbs up. I can't tell where you're looking. You don't have pupils, man. Our time is not done. And Tuck's like, okay, well, we could settle it, lay it here, man. And we will. Okay.

Here on this island, or out in the sea, you and I will meet again. Okay. And if you don't show up, I'll tell everyone that you're scared again. And Tuck is like, leaving, he's like, that's totally cool, we will meet again. I'll be down in the village. Okay, I'm going. And he waves you away. And then I I'll see you later. And then Tuck is like, do you know where Servana went? Or… He asks Stonai. And you're leaving. Stonai has completely turned his back on you. He's not interested. Cool. Okay.

And Servana meets you at the edge of the forest. Hey! You're alive. That's more than I would have expected, to be honest. Yeah, they're gonna discuss stuff. And we're allowed to get a snack if you want to come. And she looks over and sees the knowledge tree that's grown out of the cliffside. And she like, steps back. Goes, wha… Oh, I had… It was pretty cool. We found one of the seeds a long time ago. Yeah. And it's just been waiting for somewhere to grow, so I just put it there.

It's a perfect spot, really. Yeah. Um, I I'll… Okay. And I wrote you a poem while I was back there. Let's get back to the village. And she turns around and starts walking away. And as she's walking away, I'm following her, I was like, to the beautiful Servana. I would like to see your bra. I should tell you, I've taken a vow of celibacy. So, I don't know what to… You know what? Me too, in a lot of ways. I've kinda taken an… I've kinda taken an involuntary vow of celibacy.

Some people would call me an involuntary celibate, or an incel. But not… With all the negative connotations. Not the way that you're thinking about it. Just the fact that nobody fucks me. It's not like a… It's not like a thing. It's just I personally have taken a vow of celibacy to greater connect with the spiritual energies of blah blah blah blah. Me too. All the green speakers are celibate. Yet, up top, Ving, high fives. She high fives Ving. She clop clop clop. Heads back to the village.

So, celibacy, like, does that include mouth and hand stuff? Oh my god. Billy covers his ears for this. And she leads you back to town. And you go back to… Mouth and hand stuff. You go back to the hut that you were in before and someone has thrown three bedrolls in there. And, yep, you're led back to the hut. The two selkies that were guarding you are gone, but you've been asked by Grimshay not to leave the island until they come to a conclusion. Great. Is there poo still in the hut?

There is, yep. I clean it out. Ving clings it out. I'll help you. That's fine. It's just, guys, it's one shit. Most of my piss mostly washed away, so, yeah. It's really on me now. There's no drainage in here, so the piss is just also everywhere. Servana looks… Squeegeeing the floor. Servana's at the doorway and she looks around and goes, well, have a good night. It smells like piss and shit in here. It does. And she walks away. Thank you for letting us sleep in your toilet. Uh… Uh… Uh…

So gross. Uh… Can… After we clean the poo, can we go get some fish? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, no one's guarding you, but you've just been asked not to leave the island. Let's go get some fish and some seaweed wrap. Scallops. Yeah. And there is a… There are, you know… It's pretty late now, but there is… There are some people that have made some fish for you. There's 24-hour fish fry. Yeah. And you know what else I bet it is? Uh… The nocturnal druids. Oh.

Because some of them take nocturnal forms. Oh, yeah. So they're up at night and they sleep during the day. So there's like, uh… One that has like, uh… Like raccoon rings around his eyes. Like straight up just… He turns into a raccoon. Oh, hi! Welcome. Are you hungry? Yes. Thank you. Alright. Well, I've got some, um… I got some fish here. I got, uh… It's like a sliced thin vegetables. He's basically like a diner cook, but like on a hot rock. Yeah.

He's got a little apron on, but it's like made out of leather and he's got raccoon rings around his eyes. Hi, I'm Ving. I'm, uh… Uh, you could… Oh, uh… Wow, what a lame name. What? You can call me Shadow Snout. It's a new name I'm working on. It's because when I take my form, I'm quite… It's dark and I have a snout and I keep to the shadows. So you're, like, really good at smelling things at night. Oh, I got a keen sense of smell all times of day.

Must suck to have to work with fish all the time, man. Oh, it's amazing. Oh. You ever smelled fish? I don't. Smelled. And he kinda, like, wafts his hands in front of the fish. It smells pretty good. It's really fresh. Billy floats towards… Like a little buddy with a pie. Yeah. Caught fresh this morning just by me. I went down and I turned into a raccoon. I grabbed him with me little hands and I brought him back up here to cook. Cool. Wow. Cute. So good. Thank you. Thank you. It is cute.

Compliments to the chef. Hey, thanks little boy. Wow. Hey, are you… Are you… And he leans… He leans way down and goes, are you a… A fairy? Me? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. He stands back up and goes, wow. I mean, there's a lot here, you know. I've always thought there must be. Do you not know where you are? Yeah, is it not part of what you… I mean, like, it's part of… How you live here? Yeah, well, no, it's part of the… Part of the history of the island, sure, but not part of my everyday life.

I mean, I mean, there's a fairy right there. I point to the bush I jumped in to earlier. That bush there? Yeah. That's a fairy. That's a… Wow. That's a fairy. And the tree over there, that's a winter fairy. Whoa! So they have seen a lot. Don't say, don't say, don't say. Huh. There could be fairies everywhere. Oh, no! Yeah. He's like a really polite waiter, basically. Wow. Yeah, flipping his fish. Wow, you don't say. Yeah, they see…

They see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake. They know if you're being battered. And they watch you in the toilet, too. No, we don't! Yeah, and then Tuck's like, yeah, they do. Not always. Just if I also have to go to the toilet, and you're taking a long time. So I have to make sure you're okay. Yeah. So be good. So be quick for goodness sake. Yeah. Flashback to, like, Tuck sitting on the toilet, and Billy just opening the door, and Tuck's like, Billy, privacy.

This, we've talked about this so many times. I like that Billy's shadow walks through the door. Billy, you can't use the shadow! Like, he's banging on the door, and he's like, Tuck, you can't walk. Let me in! I leave the door open, and like, Cash walks by, and he's like, Tuck, what's wrong with you? Are you fucking kidding me? Gross! Just imagining… He trips over Billy's sleeping body, lands an open door of shit shitting.

I'm just imagining the door swinging open, and Billy standing there, just like, arms at his sides, no expression on his face, staring at Tuck. Billy, close the door! Sorry. Just making sure you're okay. I'm okay. It smells like somebody died in there. I'm taking a shit. I just… You just take a long time. Yeah. Sorry. He's like, dishes. Billy, close the door, honey! Vinging that. Cooking me a frilly apron. Yeah. Uh… We just did a flashback to an extended scene of Tuck taking a shit. Yeah.

Four different times of Billy walking in the… Yeah, those were four separate incidents. Yeah. Him shadow walking through, him standing there with no expression on his face. And the cash one. Yeah, cash walking by, Ving making dinner. Happened a lot. So funny. Uh, yeah, so Shadow Snout is like, yeah, wow, fairy, huh? Chup, chup, chup, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Well, fairies like fish. I love fish. Well, here you go. And he puts it on a little bark plate, hands it over. Thank you.

You're welcome. Thank you so much. You too, here you go. Thank you. Thank you very much. Enjoy. Can I have some more fish? Yeah, yeah, yeah, here you go. I can't really eat the vegetables. Oh, that's fine. Oh, fine. I'll take… I'm on a keto diet. Oh, hey, you know what? Honestly, a lot of the people on this island are technically on a keto diet, so… I myself eat garbage, so it doesn't really make a difference to me. I eat anything. What's your favorite garbage? Oh, like a banana peel. Oh.

Delicious. Really? Yeah, I love them. Oh, cool. You must not get them a lot up here. No, so rare. Oh, I had a banana peel once, oh, I want to say six or seven years ago, and I still think about it. I still have a piece of it. It's because everybody thinks that the flavor's in the banana, but the flavor leaches into the peel. That's why bananas are so soft and gross. But the peel is firm and vibrant. So you think that flavor makes things harder? Yeah. That's all the best foods are hard.

You got nuts, you got… Salt? Salt. You got jerkies, hard meat, soft meat? Gross. Hard meat? Delicious. Servana gave me some hard meat earlier. I don't understand if that is a joke or if she actually gave you some jerky. She did give me jerky. Okay. All right, well, I mean, we could keep, we could keep gobbing away, shooting the breeze, but I'll just be, you know, up. I'm gonna, I'm probably gonna go fuck around in the woods in a little bit. This is prime nighttime, prime nighttime.

Sleep in a tree, dig around in a hole, find something to smell. Oh, I love those activities. Yeah, I love it. I love being a raccoon. That's a great… That sounds fun. Billy's wearing the skin, right? I am. And he's like, hey. What? Are you, are you like a… Oh, this. Yeah. It's really old. I found it a long time ago. Oh, okay. Don't worry. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't anyone I knew. Oh, don't worry about it. Oh, oh, anyway. Probably not.

My granddad got turned into a hat, so I decided I'd check. Um, Billy… Billy's like, oh, shit. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's not, it's not a weird thing here. Okay. You know, we understand we're part of the cycle of life, and animals are part of the circle as well. People hunt animals. I eat meat. A lot of people on this island, you know, are predators. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It just happens. Part of the way things go. Yeah, definitely nothing unnatural here on this island.

Everything's just as it is everywhere else in nature. He's thinking about maybe being a mermaid instead of born. Right on, brother. Oh, no. Right, yeah, we totally forgot about that. Yeah, we look at Bing like, hey, are you okay? And you hear a in the distance. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? He looks up at the sky. I'm gonna go fuck around in the woods. And he takes his apron off, walks three feet, turns into a raccoon, and scurries off into the shadows. I love that guy. I love him. I love that guy.

I love him. Yeah, Billy's got tears in his eyes. His eyes, because the fish's so good. He cooked so much of it. He did, and it is excellent. But yeah, you guys are just kind of standing around the fire. It's pretty quiet. Seems like most of the nocturnal druids are going about their days. Is there anything we should find out while we're… Yeah. I wanna know more about what the fuck they're talking about. About your mom being a wizard? Yeah. Do you think that's why my dad killed her? Maybe.

Oh shit, right. Remember Shathane told us that the rangers hunted wizards? Yeah. Also, like, does that mean that your dad is not your dad? I mean, where do I get all these from? Well, like I have… Like your elf ears? I'm elf ears and I have the tail of a druid? Yeah. I don't know what's going on. Can we, like, Spout Lore or something? Yeah. Or you could um… I mean, Perel is down on the boat. That's what I was thinking. We could maybe go talk to Perel. I was hoping that Perel we could go…

Yeah. So you head back down to the boat. Yeah. And there are Selkie guards, um, in their seal forms. Asleep, for sure. Look how cute they are. Like that laying full on their back. Yeah. Their fins stretch sometimes. Yeah. Well, some… A couple of them have done that thing where they pull their heads, like, into their bodies so they just look like a sausage. Cute. Um, but you get the idea. You've been asked not to leave. If you try to leave, the Selkies will try to stop you.

We're too captivated. Billy's home. This is… Yeah. You got a cool fight coming up. I feel like we're here to stop. Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward to that for sure. You're the one who asked for it, though. I know, but I thought there was, like, a lot more on the… I thought I could just fix this whole situation by beating him up. And that was not the case. It was not at all the case. I misread that whole situation wildly. I misread that whole situation wildly. They were really confusing and…

I get it. Such a cryptic group. I'm sorry I took that from you, but it's so much funnier for Trial by Combat to just not be a thing. I challenge you to a fight. Okay. That's not a thing. If you want a fight, we'll fight. But yeah, the boat is there. Hardcore beached. Um… Oh, right. Yeah. You actually see Ollie is leaned up against the hull. It looks like he's been trying to patch up, uh… Patch up the scratches, like maybe paint over some stuff or father shit or whatever. Yeah.

But it looks like everybody on the boat is asleep. It's the middle of the night. Pirello, I think my mom was a wizard. So you're like in the hull, like waking… Like inside the boat, waking Pirello. Yeah, I lost it. I'm standing over… What? Standing over him saying that. What? Hey, he's got a little butter knife. And he holds it and goes, what? I like push it back into his forehead. Ah, fuck. Oh, hi guys. Hi. I think my mom was a wizard. What? What do you… What? What do you mean?

That's what the druids up there were saying. Mm-hmm. Can you… Can you guys give me like 30 seconds? Alright. One, two, three. Oh my god. He's like rubbing his eyes. He's pat… Like pawing around for his glasses. He's wearing a long shirt, like just a night shirt, and that's it. Like he's like one of the kids from Peter Pan? Exactly. Okay. Yeah. I go get his pants. Yeah, thanks. He might want these. I imagine he puts his pants on, but then he tucks his incredibly long shirt into the…

Into the pants. It takes forever, and then he's just got like a poo around his waist. They're not pants, they're shorts, and they're… Yeah. …coming out of the bottoms. Let me just get some shorts on. Uh, so like five, ten minutes later, you guys are down the beach. You've built a little fire, and you filled Perel in on the whole situation. Yeah. And Perel is just like, like he's resting his chin on his fist, looking at the fire and going, wow. That can't be true, right? Uh, I mean…

I mean, my ears, my tail… I mean, there were… There was a lot of talk about the creation of sentient life via Thaumaturgy, but it was like pie in the sky, maybe one day, hopefully soon, we'll see kind of thing. Can wizards have kids? Like once you kind of like become a wizard, can you have a kid? Um… What do we think? I guess probably not. Maybe like the process of becoming… Like the biological change of being a wizard. Right, your physiology totally changes.

Yeah, so maybe you become incapable of reproduction. Yeah. Cause there's always the chance that you would create a wizard, which would unbalance the whole point of… Right. Yeah. So she must have been… She must have got pregnant before she became a wizard, if that's what happened. Or she figured out how to make herself pregnant, like cause she wanted to have a child. Yeah. So she was trying to solve this problem. Holy shit. If that's true, one, your mom… Wait, how long ago were you born?

Um… In around 80 years, I don't know. So that means, one, that your mom survived the Exodus, somehow. I guess the druids took her in, the Ilianas took her in for some reason, and she was able to give birth to you. She hid her wizardry in with the druids. And she learned to be a druid. Yeah. With them. She was able to, yeah, become a druid, make herself a druid, and then make you a druid. Mm-hmm.

So if your dad isn't your dad, maybe the fact that you were raised to believe that he was your dad is why you became half-elf. Oh shit. And as she's saying this, Ving's, like, countenance is, like, softens in the points of his ears, like Whoa! Holy shit! What? And his, uh, his, uh, his gills close. What the fuck? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

And he comes down to his hands, and then he holds them in front of, in front of him, puts them together, and puts them back against his chest, and my gills open, and my ears go back. What? What the fuck? Have you done that before? No. But somehow I I knew I could. I don't know how to explain that. What am I? Who am I? Well, well, now hold on, hold on, hold on. And he, Perel's, like, put his hands up, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.

If what your mother achieved is what she achieved, you are yourself. You're a person. You're Ving. You're not a trick. You're not a creature. A replicate. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You bleed. You breathe. You eat. You sleep. You drink. She created life. You've died before. The only things that can die are things that are alive. I didn't really die, did I? This is a lot. This is a, this is a quite a head scratcher. Perel's basically like, just give me some time.

I'm gonna try and see if I can't remember anything about anyone that would have been involved in this. This line of work. This school of magic that disappeared around the time of the Exodus. I'll see what I can figure out. What do you, do you know anything about the Ilianas? Can you find out about them too? The druids? Like, you keep talking about it like it's, but are all the druids up here called Ilianas? Or is there different families? No, there, no, this is Sean.

There are different families for sure, but you know that the Ilianas were a family line from Hibernia that were cast out. Yeah. I wonder if, because there's runes everywhere on this island. Oh, right. There are on the tree, like there's knowledge trees. Yeah. And there's runes all on the cliffs and rocks. We could go look and see if there's anything we can read. Oh, yeah. The tree of some, some tree of knowledge has to know this. You can go ask the trees. Yeah, we should definitely do that.

We should go look at the trees. But also, this raises another big question, which is, why the fuck did your dad try to convince you that you were his son? Yeah, why? Like… Well, maybe he… I mean, I don't want to presume too much about your family, but there must have been a time, did your… Your father loved your mother, right? I mean, why would he kill her? He killed her. But why would he take you as his son? Just out of guilt? Maybe, but…

I feel like there's, there's something that's not lining up here. There's some piece that we're missing. Well, I guess there's, uh, only one person who could line this up for us. And then Tuck is like, is it possible that your dad kept you as a weapon? The only child born of a wizard. Like, you can shape-shift into any animal. Or anything, maybe. Yeah. You think you wanted to use me? I mean, he was grooming me to be a ranger. Like him. But, I don't know. It's possible.

Yeah, like you said, I think the only person that knows for sure is him. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna, and he does that thing where he, uh, puts, he pats his hands on his knees and goes, alright! And stands up and goes, I'm gonna go back to the boat, I'm gonna see if I can, uh, figure something out in regards to your mom. Uh, to, uh, let me know how the tree thing goes. Thanks. See ya. Bye. Bye. Hey, Perel. I mean it, thank you. Hey, I'm, I gotta say, I'm, uh, overjoyed to learn more about this.

This is, you, you represent an incredible breakthrough in the thaumaturgical arts. Uh, and, uh, I just, I can't, you know, this isn't the time, I'm sorry. He's been, like, eyes squinting and getting wider at the same time. No, no, no, this isn't the time. You're right. I'll, I'll see, I'll talk to you guys later. Pat, pat, pat, pat. That's him walking down the beach. I just remembered, we have those bookworms. Oh, shit, right. Oh. I always ask a question. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Ask a question of the library. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, we kinda should at least let Farrah know some of this stuff. Great. Let's send out a bookworm. I love that idea. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so what do you, what's the bookworm gonna say? We don't have a lot of space, right? Yeah. Cause we only have two of these and we probably don't wanna waste both of them on this thing, right? Yeah. You probably just wanna send one. Ving writes up, unfurls the wings and writes, Farrah, you up?

Starts folding them in. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. You think some more information? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably a bit more information. I mean, there's another wing. We could write something on there. Oh, yeah. Sorry, he told us that question mark. It's gone. Uh, yeah, what do we wanna know? We'd let her know. We write in the tiny little lettering. Ving Mom Wizard. We can, we can use like apostrophes and S's and stuff, I think. Oh, sorry. We could use conjunctions. Ving Mom Wizard.

Booking freaks? I freak nature. Um, well, I don't know how to write, so whatever. I guess I'll go kick rocks then. Well, you know how to talk. Barely. I guess. Billy talked good. Billy's gonna go kick rocks. Okay, Ving's mom is a wizard. Yeah. We found, what do you know of wizards creating life? Right. Have you heard of the Ilianas? Yeah. She possibly made me? And then also that she survived the Exodus by being harbored by a druidic family.

What, and then also what do they know of the ranger attack on the Ilianas? And the druid island of Hibernia? Right on both sides of both wings. Yeah. You can see the bookworm's like rolling his eyes, like, come on, hurry up. It's like getting a really long tattoo. Yeah. And yeah, he writes himself, extends his little parchment wings, and flies away. Good luck. And Billy, you're kicking rocks down the beach, and you hear, uh, hey. What? Hey. Ooh, what's up? Where? And you see a little strawberry.

Oh. Walk out of the grass. Look at you. I pick, pick up the strawberry. We had a deal. Yeah, what's, yeah? What? But you wouldn't tell me what it was. Well, I'm about to tell you now. Fine, what is it? That's where we're gonna end it for this week. What the fuck? That's fine, that's fine. I'm your Game Master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the Barbarian, Abdulaziz. So long. Playing Ving, the Half-Elf Druid, question mark? Paul Oppers. Whoa. Take care, everybody.

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Spout Lore is made possible by contributions from our listeners if you would like to support us go to patreon.com Spout Lore where you can get extra bonus special content gather round friends let me tell you a tale of three heroes noble and bold a brute a druid and a thief who is but nine years old you know them by name you know them by deed their quests are famously daring so here I sit singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing tuck is the brute he knows not his home he loves to sing and fight fingers half healthy shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might billy's a thief his tiny size does max the largest heart best and brightest they may not be but their friendship outweighs their smarts so gather around friends and listen you for the tales about to start hello everybody and welcome to Spout Lore I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian Abdul Aziz hello everybody playing ving the half elf druid Paul Oppers hello there and playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie hello when last we left our heroes they had begun exploration of an island in the misty foggy expanses of the gray the island initially seemed to just be just a regular old pile of rocks and grass but soon became very very important to the world of Spout Lore uh our friends went ashore with the crew of the sunrunner uh tuck wandering the beach finding a carving in a rock uh reminiscent of carvings long long ago and a distant chiming in the fog mm-hmm a Now that they are connected to the moon in some way, mostly just puts them in old Pringles cans and surprises.

Do you want a Pringle? Uh, Billy wandered and found a cops of trees revealed to be a Druid Grove containing just a variety of information recorded by some Druid long ago. Uh, and a stone beehive hut containing various detritus of living in life and also a circlet made of woven sticks bearing the name Ileana.

Billy brought the circlet back to Ving, whom communed with the spirits of the hut, uh, and was awarded a vision of a Druid naming ceremony of sorts, uh, where the circlet was bestowed upon a young Druid woman and then saw the generations of Druids who received that circlet. The crew then found a, uh, shipwreck beneath the waves on the shore of the island. And everybody dove down and had kind of a little, uh, super Mario 64 water level swim around. Billy.

Uh, the main thing I remember is everybody was kind of having trouble with it. And Billy was paddling around a little submarine having like a great time. Little tiny bubbles. Oh, little, little bubbles, little fart bubbles. Uh, and then while swimming back to the surface, Tuck was attacked by a harbor seal. Yep. And moments later, the Selkies arrived. Yeah. Uh, led by an enormous elephant seal who revealed himself to be king of the Selkies. Stone. I pretty cool.

Uh, Billy was chased into a tree by the smallest and rangiest of the Selkies. Yeah. Named Jimbo, who couldn't quite get far enough up to chase Billy and decided to, uh, extort Billy into offering tribute. Uh, uh, and then said that you could offer tribute to stone. I, on top of the tribute that you offered him, Billy ran down with Jimbo to try and stop the fight between Ving and stone. I, which was getting pretty brutal. You offered your name as Ileana as negotiations started to fall.

And he said, if you bear the name Ileana, you own more than tribute. You owe blood. And that is where we find our heroes. Now. I mean, how much blood are we talking a little bit? Drop a pint of court. I could fill a mason jar for you. Now that you've broken the accord, your punishment will not be determined by me, but by the council. Accord. What accord? Ileana's were never to step foot in these waters again. If I had my way, you would die where you stand. We must go to the council.

Where's the council? Hibernia. Oh, shit. Seize them. The Selkies all step forward in their human forms to grab you. All tech just pushes one of them to the ground. That's easy. Probably a smaller person. I push Jimbo to the ground. Billy does what like cats do when they don't want to get picked up. So he like lies down and crunches his arms and legs. Don't pick me up. Turns into a puddle of really hard to pick up. And the Selkie that's trying to pick you up is having a hard time.

Are you resisting? Are you going to try to talk to them? No, I'm not resisting. I just don't want to be handled. Get your hands off us. We will go freely. Yeah. I already wanted to go to Hibernia. Did you not hear how excited I was? Farewell. You. And he points at Ollie and he goes, uh, yeah. Hey, I'm not an Ileana. I don't think that I'm involved in this. You must bring them. Oh, uh, okay. All right. Uh, I got like a rate though. Is it like a daily?

And he just turns into an elephant seal and gets in the water. Oh, he starts pulling the boat. Maybe they all pull the boat. Uh, they all like the Selkie start, uh, getting into their animal forms and getting into the water. And it is disgusting. It's a lot more like, you know how Vings form changing was like instantaneous. Basically. Theirs is a lot more like werewolf. Like, like you can watch them morph into seals. We can hear like, bones, crick and screech.

It's like when gas is moving around a stomach and squishing and farting. So yeah. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, they're like, so a few of them stay on the shore and heard everybody back onto the boat and texts like, why is it so gross when they do it? Ving? Why is it so gross when they do it? I don't know. Hey, stone eyes. Why are you so gross when you change long gone? No, one's going to answer this question. But what's up with the changing? It's disgusting. Roll a spell or okay. Two D six.

Plus, uh, this has to do with history. So I get my wisdom. It does have to do with history. Nice. I got 11, fuck 11. Um, so really should he use that for what the fuck is going on with your family? Why is it so gross? Why do you make so many fart noises? What a fucking waste of a spell. Or, uh, no, it's, it's, it's kind of an interesting thing.

Uh, something that your mom taught you, um, when she was, when you were learning how to harness your, uh, spiritual energies is she talked about how some druids issue the more spiritual, uh, magic like aspects of druidic practice and are all about physicality combat, like being like becoming the beast. This clay is more about like we are animals, we are killers. Uh, so they are more connected to the physical form as opposed to the spiritual aspect. So they're, yeah.

So their bodies undergo a physical change. Whoa. They're like meld with the spirit of the animals that they shift into. Right. Yeah. And you know, and you would know that, um, when it comes to, uh, actual combat, they're all physical. Uh, like they don't have any, basically no magical ability. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. So that's something that you could use potentially. Is that why they don't have tails? Uh, they do have tails. Stone has stone eyes. Oh, okay. They do.

Jimbo has what Jimbo has, uh, Jack, to something that all of the Selkie share. Uh, I meant to point this out last time. I completely forgot, but they all have what looks like, um, seal skin cloaks. Oh, cool. Like they have like capes that look like they're made of seal skin. Cool. Uh, that is part of the skins that they like inhabit. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. So they all is everybody just like, okay, I guess we're going to hibernate.

Yeah, we shall go to, there's no, we're kind of going, um, yeah, maybe we'll get close to hibernate, but I don't know if we'll go there. Do we know, what do we know about hibernate so far? Almost nothing. I think we know that like the knowledge tree comes from there. Oh yeah. Um, you know that it's the origin of, of Druid Druidism and potentially of magic in general and of the fairies. Like the fairies migrated from hibernate right to the, the principality.

This was like the first place they crossed over into. Cool. Yeah. I think that's, I think that's the first place that everybody is just like gathered onto the boat. Maggie, Caroline, Perel, they're all like, Oh man, I don't know about this. Actually, Maggie's like, Hey, should we, uh, maybe make a break for it? Are you kidding? I get to see hibernate. You want to go to this place? Heck yeah, I do. It's like nice and cold. And I learned all this stuff in the library with Perel about it.

It sounds like they're going to kill V. No. When has V ever died? I don't know. I think like twice. Oh, we always get him back. I can hear you. How many more deaths do you think you have in you big guy? I don't know. Seven. Uh, and Perel's like, yeah, I am. Uh, I gotta say, I'm thinking we should run too. I just want that on the record. I know we're not going to because you're all, um, out of your minds, but Hey, we think with our words, not with our thoughts. Okay, let's get there.

Talk to these guys. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Talk to these guys. Wait, hold on. Do what we do and talk ourselves into weird situations where we will probably find out a lot of things about what we're trying to know. Okay. Yeah. I just want to say that that didn't make any. And then as he's talking, one of the Selkies pushes them onto the boat and then jumps into the water, turning into a seal halfway and tuck, like climbs into the boat too.

He's like, Perel, like, it could be like a key to getting your magic back. Well, I did at one point want to go to hi Bernie. Yeah. Until we figured out that Adder, neck, all waters tower was in the north. And then I wanted to go there. Yeah. But isn't hi Bernie, like closer to the north than where we are right now. Yeah. Yeah. But also hi Bernie was kind of like a plan B. I feel like it's time for plan B. We haven't even tried to do plan a though. We are trying. We're like going with the flow.

Yeah. And this is like, it starts jolting ahead because there's like a pack of Selkies kind of pushing it forward. Sometimes you just got like, just got go with things. Last time I tried to just go with the flow. I ended up locked in a box for a hundred years. And now look at us. Look at us. Bloodthirsty. Selkies pushing your sailboat into an impenetrable wall of fog. A wide shot of like, just making barking sounds. Yeah. Just making barking noise. It's like a road trip or a cruise.

They put a sign on being this as blood debt. Just like a sign on the back, like a just married side, but it says like blood debt and there's cans dragging behind the boat. Slowly going into this wall of fog. I use my bill. No oculars to see your head. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The gray is very hard to see through, but you might be able to learn something. A two D six plus wisdom for discern realities. 10. Oh shit. Okay. So you get three questions off to certain realities.

And we'll say that this is kind of you keeping an eye out during the whole like journey. Yeah. Who's really in control here. So there, you know, you're, you're heading on through the gray for a couple hours. Pretty hard to see on all sides, but you're like, you can feel your bill. No, not killers trying to focus through the fog and making that low. Like your hands are growing and shrinking in size. But at one point you hear like a, like a spray of water from somewhere in the fog.

So the whale, you see a shape. Yeah. Like a back break, the waves and dive under. You hear the captain's voice come on. He's like, there's a pot of orca whales off the starboard. I actually, I black and white. I think it is a, it is an orca for sure. Like you see like the fin cut over the water and dive under and you see, it looks like stone. I go under the water as well. Oh my God. That's his girlfriend. Oh my God. Are they fucking for sure.

And then eventually stone, I breaks the water again and the boat continues and the whale swims off. They're not having intimate adult time. That's what I tell Bing and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Oh, and I tell Bing and and talk talks. Like fuck. This sucks. What Billy uses. Besides thinking, are these animals having intimate adult time under the waves.

You think, Oh, there must be other druids in the water. Hmm. Okay. So like stone. I is in control, but there are people that he's checking in with as they're as they're sailing. Oh, Oh, what, what here is useful or valuable to me. You notice that kind of peeking through the fog.

Once in a while, islands and they're getting the further you get them longer you go this is another couple hours of travel the islands are getting closer and denser so you think that if you did have to try and get away on the sunrunner you might be able to use these islands as a way to like potentially lose people okay although it's probably really hard to lose the selkies in the water you might have a better chance what here is not what it appears to be what would this be yeah what do you think uh it's it's maybe like that not all the different kinds of like harbor seal and whale are getting along in the water oh like they're not a monolith yeah there's a lot of um you can hear like you know animal fighting sounds and if you look over the edge every once in a while there are seals that are like scrapping with each other and so they're all like oh oh oh some of it's like play fighting but you can look you can see in the eyes of some of them that they're trying to do harm I can also tell that there's like like from the sounds too it sounds like there's discussions happening under the water so I bet there's disagreements oh on like what's happening right now like oh yeah maybe stuff like we should have killed them like we should have killed them when we found them we shouldn't be bringing them back we're getting a blame for whatever happens yeah I like it I like that a lot yeah cool and tuck is trying to get a pirate to bet with him who's which one of the seals are going to win and he's going to have to is going to win a fight.

He's watching two go at it. He's like, which one of these do you think is going to win? I don't know. That other one's got a lot of bites taken out of him. I feel like that one's lost a lot. I'm going to put 10 gold coin on Jimbo. On Jimbo? I'll take that action. Okay. And Ollie goes, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Ving just hands tuck one of his $10 bags of coins. There you go. Guys, please. I'll also take that action. Please. Let me put down on the bag.

And then there's like an impromptu betting circle of seal fights. And okay. So some more time passes. It's probably been. Do I win? I thought this was a story thing. Okay. I thought it would resolve later, but yeah, I can resolve right now. All right. Just a flat 2D6. Okay. Okay. Here we go. 12. 12. Whoa. Rich. We are wasting rolls. Yeah. You have big, fat rolls. I'm not. So.

So Jimbo, now that you're seeing it was Billy remembers him being kind of goofy and uncoordinated, but it seems like he's a fucking scrap in the water. Yeah. He moves like lightning in the water and he takes down this big like walrus that he was fighting. Basically, he gets it to back off and he had to go back into his like human form and ride the boat with God. Dear fucking Jimbo. He's got like a big bite in his bicep. He's like fucking hell. Everybody have a towel.

Just a huge dude with a big mustache. It sounds like Zoe. Very good. He's got his tell. Unfortunately for him is tusks. It's a walrus's head. Yeah. Yeah. So you win 30 coins. Oh, fuck. Yes. Wow. Nice. And the journey you believe starts to come to an end as the boat starts to slow down a little bit. Uh, describe for me the island of Hibernia. We'll start with Abdul. Oh, it looks like you. Have you ever seen like one of those islands that all the elephant seals go to to mate? It's like that.

That's what we said. We were talking about that. The whole way. Wait, like just a rock. It's yeah. It like we come through the fog and there's end to end elephant seals. They're not just seals. I don't know. So there's horses. There's horses in this fuck pile. There's hippos. There's so Hibernia is a place that people live. Keep that in mind. Okay. So it's the central island. It has to be one of the islands coming up to the big island. That's what we see.

We see the fuck island on our way to the big island. And that's my contribution to this thing. Excellent. So we pass a rock that's covered in elephant seals and sea lions and they're just like some of them are having sex. Some of them are not. And there are some people on the island too. Because they're all shit shifters. This is having a ball. Yeah. Paul, there's a huge long title zone and there's people out there harvesting seaweeds. Oh, sweet. That's so cool.

And then, yeah, there's certain people who are like in half animal form, like going out and getting the ones that are out in the water more totally. And as the boat is like passing this title zone, people are looking up from their work and watching the boat and the Selkies go by. Jessica, there's a lot of like rounded structures, sort of like, like domes. And you can tell that those are dwellings. And at the top is like a little, little bits of smoke coming out. Oh, cool.

So maybe people live there, maybe they're smoke houses. Yeah. But they're all made of like stone. Yeah. Awesome. Cool. That's really cool. Um, kind of like the beehive hut. Kinda. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Beautiful. Cool. Uh, perfect. Yeah. So they come to, uh, what can I add a different thing? Yeah. Then fuck rock. Are we getting rid of fuck rock? No, no, no. Jessica was so concerned. Hold on. I had a whole theory that was based on fuck rock or I'm leaving fuck rock or I walk. Fuck walk.

Um, as we're going in, we, the approach is going down, like sort of narrower and narrower. Like passages, like estuary arms, kind of. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. And like, we can see these like villages that Jessica described all on the sides, but like, there are like really tall rock cliffs and like, we don't notice it at first cause it's really big, but there's enormous runes, like ancient runic language in like carved into the rock from like ancient days. Interesting.

Like, which I don't know what that does, but maybe nothing. Some of it's probably too fancy. Faded to read anymore. Like you can see the evidence of this writing, but not necessarily what it says. And Tuck's like, is that ruins? Yeah. Holy shit. What does it say? Do you know what it says? I can't read it from here. Hang in there. Little drawing underneath of a cat or something. If you were looking for fuck rock, you've gone too far. It's just a big arrow that says fuck rock and points back.

There are also a lot of really tall evergreen trees. And what, and like these other leafy trees that must be knowledge trees cause they're enormous up on like the, you know, on the land. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Sick. Cool. And there's like, yeah, there's a lot of, is there snow? There's a lot of snow around. It's very snowy. Yeah. And there's around the trees of knowledge. It's like melted around the base. There's no snow that touches the base.

Can I, can you guys help me remember, uh, trees of knowledge? Are they, I thought they were very rare, but are they like, are they like, fairly, are they smaller and common or are they big? And like, there's one or two. They're rare, but on Hibernia, there's more of them. Okay. And like also in the great forest, like in the north, you'll find a few more of them, but they're still very rare. Like they don't have like hundreds of these trees, but you can just, the ones that they do have.

They're native to this island. Yeah, they're native to this island. Right. And the, and they don't ever cut them down. So a lot of them are very thick and old and tall. So it's like the rest of the forest canopy. And then there's like one huge, huge tree. You see a few big ones. There's a few small ones too. And I like that there is buildings built into the structures of the dead ones. Yeah. Oh, totally.

There's like big, like some of them, you can see like the big roots, like coming down over the cliff. Like it's just these huge nets of roots basically. And there's like little shrines set up along them. Oh yeah. And there's little runes and everything and candles. Looks like some people have built like little hanging dwellings, like in the roots, like on the cliff. But it's like, you know, one or two people, not like a whole house. Yeah.

So would we say like, there's like a dozen that we can see now? Oh, that's a lot. Yeah. Hibernia has got a lot. That makes sense. Cause I think we said they were indigenous to here. Yeah. Can I, can I say something else? Yeah. Guys, add whatever you want. If you've got ideas, the, like the roots that come off on the cliffs of the knowledge tree, the little structures in them are actually like meditation rooms. Oh yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. There's a high yoga studio in one of them too. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yoga studio in one of them too. Bikram's hot yoga. Oh, when we talked about, so that's probably where a lot of, not a lot of course, but like SAP gathers in the roots. So people go in the roots to like, maybe they like burn a little bit of the SAP. Like they try and like, like use it as incense, like inhale the smoke from the SAP. Yeah. Yeah. Could be that like, um, they use it to help mediate the change.

Like they just take a, they, they take a thing of SAP and they put it under their tongue. That's always sucking on it. Um, Oh, physics pitches, right? Or it was, it's just like a combination of different SAPs. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Sick. Okay. So the boat comes to a stop basically at the end of a huge, like fjord, like the fjord. No, this is, this is regular for, this is a refractory fjord where everybody comes to rest. That's what the old walrus guy tells us.

It's called cigarette fjord. This is the one you come to after you come smoking a fat cigar. Yeah. So it's like the end of this cliff Canyon, uh, ends at like a small, small rocky beach at the very end. There's water trickling down from upper land coming into the oceans. A little estuary. And all the selkies, come ashore. They, they beach the boat, which all these knots, like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's so icy and sharp.

You can't do it on gravel. So many barnacles. I'm going to have to look at this. Yeah, and all the Selkies come ashore, start turning back into their human forms. Obviously, expectantly looking at everyone on the boat. And Billy comes walking down the plank like a tourist. Snap. Snap. He's got his backpack on, his fanny pack on really tight. And his hood, like everything's neat and tidy. He's just like, golly me, am I excited to see the sights here? Where'd you get that I heart Hibernia shirt?

I made it. Oh, it's so cool. Thank you. The heart is in the shape of fuck rock. I went to fuck rock and all I got was this t-shirt. But Billy can't read it. He has no idea what the shirt says. Actually, Billy, here's something to think about. I think that you've been feeling this as you've been getting closer to this island. But Billy's coming… He's coming very close to the original transit point of the fairies. Yeah. How is this affecting him?

Is there like still energy that pours through from that place? Yeah. He feels very euphoric actually. Oh, cool. Yeah. I think that's actually why he's like being so… He just doesn't care about like the threat of Stonai. He's just so elated to be home. Cool. And he feels a sense of belonging that he hasn't felt ever. You know, like he feels… He knows he belongs with Tuck and Vang and he knows they're his family, but it's a different thing to know that this is like his homeland. Yeah.

It's like laying down in your bed after you've been away for a long time and you're just like, oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Is he undergoing any of those like fairy changes that he has in the past, like the flowers? No. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know. He doesn't need to. Yeah. That's really… That's fascinating. Yeah. And you all get herded off the boat. It looks like the crew… Including Oleander is being, at least right now, like confined to the boat. They're not being allowed to leave.

Oh. Yeah. Are you guys going to be okay? Oh, yeah. We got like food and stuff. Are you guys going to be okay? Tuck's like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm going to try and fight Stone Eyes later, but I think I'm okay. What? Maggie's like, what'd you say? I said, I'm going to try and fight. And he leans in. He's like, I have a plan. Vang, if you… Because these guys are like animals, basically, right? Mm-hmm. So like, if he tries to keep…

If he tries to kill you, I'm going to challenge him to a fight for his honor or whatever. And then if I win, I get you. Yeah. And then if he wins, he gets to kill me. Yeah. Okay. So then he'll kill me and kill you. Yes. Okay. And then Billy is back in Hibernia, which is where he belongs. So it's best case scenario for us dying. Oh, I mean, I like it here, but I am not up for any of that. So if you lose against Stone Eyes and he kills you and Vang, I guess I have to fight Stone Eye now because…

Because I have to avenge your death. Exactly. You come find us in the spirit world. I will. I don't go to the spirit world if I die, but yeah, find Vang in the spirit world. And also Vang, you don't go to the spirit world when you die either. That was a huge mistake. I'm pretty sure I'd go back. We'll figure it out, Tuck. Don't worry. Also, I'm pretty sure I can beat Stone Eye. Yeah, you can beat him. And then we look over and he's dragging Oleander's enormous ship up onto the shore. By himself.

Yeah. Huge. I really like, I feel like I'm not able to accurately describe how large this guy is. Like his arms are fucking huge. His chest, his gut. Like he's just a massive, massive guy. Is he like the, that really, like the biggest bodybuilder ever? Oh, like Haptor Bjornsson or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, he's like that. But bigger. But fatter for sure. Fantasy version. Yeah, like he looks like a guy who eats, drinks, whatever he wants, as much as he wants and then is also massively strong.

And Tuck looks at him and he's like, my white whale. He is very pale too. That fat elephant seal is my white whale. And you start getting led up the three of you. Why would, maybe they would just want to take Ving actually. Why would they want to take the two of you? Because I refuse to let Ving go. Okay. Yeah, I don't go anywhere without these guys. Yes. If you kill one of us, you have to kill us all. Damn, I'm shit.

And Stoneye crosses his arms and nods and goes, if they join you, they share your fate. We are of the same blood. He nods almost like, all right, interesting. Very well. And turns and starts walking up the hill. I like your tattoos. He walks away. I just, I was going to look back at Maggie and Perel like, two thumbs up. Yeah. We'll be okay. We're all dead. Even Corrine is like, two thumbs up like, okay. She looks really nervous. She's having a terrible time right now.

And yeah, you get led up the hill into the sort of evergreen forest at the top. It's so cold here. Tuck, you're fine. Billy is probably getting a little, little rosy. Rosy, but like, so happy. So happy. Yeah. He's like, rolling around in the snow. Don't eat the other snow, Billy. I won't. Every time you start rolling around, like a Selkie, like nudges you with their boot. It's like, go. I'm going. Chill. We're going. Let them enjoy the snow. And they push you. Don't push me. Don't push him.

I push the Selkie. They push you. Oh, push him. I push him. Yeah. They push you too. I get up, I push him. And one, it just, they turn into a sea lion and they just start going. And I turn into a fairy. I, I go. So Billy just turned into a flower boy. Does Billy turn like he sprouts with flowers? Yeah. Back at them. And actually a bunch of the Selkies go. Yeah. And step back. Back off. And Stoneye turns around and sees Billy. And just turns and keeps walking up the hill. Yeah.

I fucking thought so. Don't touch our boys. Language. Language. Sorry. And you come on to the top of the hill into this like snow, we evergreen forest and the trail leads you through the trees. As we're walking, tuck wants to sneak out the waning knife to see how much it's glowing. Hmm. You do in the little, like tiny pulling it. Yeah. Yeah. Lord of the ring style. Yeah. Like a fro, fro, hole. What did with the sting, Frodo bagman. Yeah.

Um, it's glowing a little bit, not as much as it was, uh, at port for frost. Okay. He pulls out the Magi knife and, and looks, pulls it out of the sheaf a little bit and looks at it. It's really upsetting to look at. Oh my gosh. Probably just a yellow chipped fang. Oh, we gotta do something cool with this someday that I feel like we never really talked about, but that fang real big. Um, is it a Selkie? I would say like forearm length, like a forearm length. Yeah. And like, and like curve. Yeah.

Yeah. Like a canine too. It's like a short sword almost. Yeah. Pretty much like a wicked sharp fucked up thing. Yeah. Like a cave bear tooth. So yeah, you guys peek at the knife. You guys peek at the knife. You peek at the, the tooth really stressful. Uh, and eventually you come out into a clearing where there are a number of, um, stone huts with smoke coming out of the roofs. There's people walking around.

Let's talk about what the people of Hibernia kind of look like in like terms of dress and the kinds of people that live here. Cause I know that we've said the world outside, people were able to travel very freely during the golden age because of like airships, teleportation, that kind of, that kind of stuff. But has Hibernia stayed like pretty isolated. Do we think I imagined that it was always isolated.

Like yeah, everything beyond the fog wall, even in the golden age was like, nobody goes there. Yeah. So what's Hibernian like dress like, cause it's really cold here. I mean, it would make sense to be furs. Yeah. Something that could survive the cold skins and whatnot. Yeah. Hides. Or if it was something cool fantasy and they were, they're all naked or like, what? So the cool fantasy, like they're all naked maybe.

Cause they're druids and they can like just change into, so they're actually dressed pretty light. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Not naked, but they were like, it's way lighter. Like what? Yeah, totally. A lot of, a lot of bare skin more than you would expect. So it would make sense that these people are acclimatized to this kind of weather because it's always cold. So they don't wear as much as we would think they needed to. Yeah.

And it also makes sense that they kind of use their sort of connection to the spirit world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Animal bits that people pack a scarf an alpaca scarf yeah like a dicky oh just like a yeah like covering their chest and neck yeah um like like deer spots oh cool oh yeah probably like antlers like somebody straight up has antlers yeah one guy's got hooves it's just like like waddling around like fuck it's so slippery for him and I think the kids don't have any tails interesting until they settle yeah cool maybe kids this is kind of like harry potter x-men rules maybe they're more apt to taking um multiple forms early on oh yeah like settle into one form cool materials yeah yeah yeah their little demon things shift around yeah I imagine there are a lot of kids running around too yeah oh yeah yeah this is like it's a very a village it's like full of life it's cold and it's dour but the village is very lively there are people like playing music uh people cooking food the clearing is very long I think and more narrow than you might expect but it all goes towards um what looks like a big central circle with like a big big big stone fire pit and there's like um a big crackling fire in the middle of town like that they have features that are uh ice carved I really like that they carve things out of ice like pillars out of ice and like things like these little ornaments around like they have very simple and stone and rough and old old structures but then they seasonally do that could be a part of a fest or something totally seasonal things that they do carvings and ornate things out of ice I bet they carve like icicles into shapes and they hang them from the trees oh yeah that's really cool yeah so that like you know when the light refracts it's just really pretty yeah yeah there's like tinkling in the trees there's like icicles kind of clanging together wind blowing and I think there's maybe more sun on hibernia than there is in the rest of the world I don't know the gray it's like brighter than the thing that we mentioned about the trees of knowledge how they don't have snow directly around them so there is like this this collected energy of all the trees in place of the trees of knowledge that create this different climate this like warming effect yeah so there is like shockingly you see they're like gardens with like things like growing in the middle like farming stuff because for some reason here it's it's like seasonably warm so the cold could be like a defense yeah cool very interesting yeah I mean they can't grow things like lemons but there's cabbages and stuff like that there's some food growing here but it's not like oh mango party I think there's one guy with a little lemon tree and he's very proud of it trying so hard to keep it alive all these mirrors around it yeah he's been suntanning his lemons and I think as you get towards like the fire there's a lot of like like whispering person to person people start running off down the down the clearing and you get to the fire and you hear a voice call out like stone eye and uh an older man probably like you know five eight five nine gray hair long gray hair skinny kind of muscular but like a old guy what's his tail his tail is what does he turn into maybe he turns into like an octopus oh interesting he's got like ring marks on his head like he's got like a ring mark on his head like he's got like a ring mark on his arms and legs suction cup things that's cool I like that yeah so he's got like uh like sucker marks all up and down his arms oh maybe there's like a clade of like cephalopods basically their whole thing is like traveling the oceans I love that but they're more spread out because their whole thing is like they travel they explore the oceans oh yeah they meet every once in a while and trade information knowledge teach each other cool and yeah he stops stone eye in front of the fire and is just like demanding what is the meaning of this who are these people and they have a whole back and forth about like uh trespassers this one bears the name iliana we must convene the council and uh he looks back at you three we're just giving them thumbs ups and then he looks at ving as if to say oh it's obviously that one he slowly puts the tiara back on it is I named the fire of my family lineage iliana was my mother's name iliana is my middle name please call me ving ving is my name danger is my middle name danger is my maiden name he's done it this many times this whole circle the whole like the whole circle in this village is silent listening to you do this are you are you finished are you have you even begun he looks at stone eye and says um this is troubling I will gather the council at once we'll meet at twilight and uh rushes off stone eye turns to uh the selkies and says make sure they don't go anywhere and stalks off and you all start getting a push towards one of the stone huts what do we say about pushing we're going they push you we're going stop it oh god this is I push him back they try they try and push you back and then you come back and then you come back and then you come you but you're so low down yeah like come here you can't get me can't get me fast just get in the fucking hut whoa and one of them puts a hand on that guy's shoulder and goes tevin just calm down man it's a little kid it's a little boy you're letting them get to you but you're getting in your head tevin I'm just a little boy and I flip him off he just goes and he turns around and walks away but you get here you're like slow farting sound as he turns into a seal to hide his tears and you all get kind of led into this uh this stone hut pretty bare there's like benches and chairs there's uh coverings on the windows and doors like skins basically hanging in the windows and you get pushed in and you're like oh my god I'm so tired I'm so tired I'm so tired two selkies take a post on the other side of the door outside and you are left to your devices I'd like to discern realities in this hut oh smart seven perfect all right you got one question what's uh useful in here yeah so you hear um them talking like oh I can't wait to figure out what's going on here because yes iliana's disgusting about time these blasphemers were punished for their transgressions and they start talking about the council they mention this council you know what I mean like I don't know what I'm talking about but I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm talking about the council you know what I'm talking about but I'm talking about comprised of the leaders of different clades clades being groups of druids that take similar forms and have similar philosophical understandings like the selkies cool so there are other clades that are a part of this council so there would be a representative of the cephalopod yeah so he he represents like um maybe they're called like the deep striders or something like that like that's that that's what that clade is called um there's one that's like like the green seers and they're like um all elks and deer oh cool woods you know like that kind of nice yeah so that's what you hear is them talking about the different clades and the different leaders and theorizing about what their decision is going to be what was that old guy uh he was a he was the leader of the deep uh yeah hey what's that old guy's name out there shut up you shut up you shut up shut you should you're stop talking you're a prisoner you're our prisoner we're keeping watch over you yeah we're keeping watch over you and tuck's like we're here because we want to be oh yeah and tuck leans back and he's like yeah it's pretty comfortable in here must suck to have to stand out there like a couple of dildos oh it's not so bad because if we want to leave we can leave but you're stuck in here I'm pretty sure stone eyes told you to watch over us so you're stuck in here just like we are but without this chaise lounge no maybe I maybe I go say hey I want to go uh go take a dump you come watch over here and I can leave no problem maybe we can take a shit in here if we want to and then tuck starts to shit hey hey hey you'll probably have to be the ones who clean it up do you have to clean this up hey I'm sorry what the they're taking a shit in here hey what's your name and things peeing on the wall spelling the guy's name doesn't matter because soon but by the time the moon rises you're gonna be dead and you too he points at tuck and tucks like I'm pretty bunged up because I've been I've had mostly salt fish and they all they both just turn around and they look they they close the flap and they don't look anymore and then tucks like tuck tugs on one of their like sleeves and he's like do either of you don't touch me I don't even have a sleeve you're tugging on my elbow skin it's pretty loose back here fuck off I lost a lot of weight recently probably wipe your ass with that okay just don't talk to them anymore but they're being disrespectful to the room it doesn't matter soon soon they'll all be dead but by what by the by way of listening to them talk about the different clades you do learn that at least the leader of the deep striders name is grim shay grim shay cool can I try something yeah um billy's not loving the smell of tuck shit understandably I tried to dig a little hole and then I realized it was mostly permafrost and I couldn't get in there oh no oh no once it freezes the smell should dissipate yeah tuck's trying to get it to freeze faster by blowing on it oh it's just moving the smell around you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you um um um um um um totally okay so roll plus wisdom seven so on a seven to nine I believe you get one hold uh yeah I get one hold so I just plop down where I am I guess uh saunter out just walk past everybody yeah and the two selkies at the door go and they like look down but they don't see anything so they feel them yeah they feel something whoa I fart I try to I don't know if it's gonna reach spirit part spirit part the other guy's like are you gonna change right now are you seriously changing right now you're seriously changing right in front of me uh yeah so you head out in your fairy form and you're seeing like the um the shadowy fairy reflection of the village it's so clear here actually oh so it's like okay so this is something I've been so curious about what does the fairy realm actually look like is it like a bright vibrant place but when you're far away from these points you're you're only seeing the shadows through it or what's the deal there yeah um it can also like so you can be physically like if you're physically far away from kind of like your homeland or whatever but also like mentally like if you feel like for some reason like you can't you feel distant I don't know yeah from that part of yourself then then it's a shadow world cool because something I was thinking about is when billy first saw and this was the thing that I said so I don't know if it tracks with what you're thinking about but um we talked about the endless bows yeah like is the fairy realm a separate place like there are locations in the fairy realm or is it all like reflections of the material um it's all reflections of the material world but unlike the physical world none of the landscapes stop you from like traveling I so if there's water it doesn't like affect you like that um everything is like a separate place and so it's like a separate place and so it's like a separate place and so it's like a separate place and so it's like a separate place and so it's like a separate walkable it's like the spiritual projections but in the fairy world yeah gotcha so cool yeah sort of like the spirit world in some ways like where you can float around okay cool does that mean you can traverse long distances in the fairy realm like you could like use it to like go to a different continent basically as crow flies basically you could go wherever you want sweet the shadow roads yeah and I would describe the fairy world sort of like a an impressionist painting in a way like it's uh like the latent colors move a lot cool so when you say clear it's so clear here it's like you're seeing those colors and shapes moving sweet are there more fairies here too okay there's fairies here oh that's so cool I pictured like you know the projections shadows on the cave wall play style but now you're at the fire the source of light that is causing the projections you're seeing the thing that lights the shadows on the world so what kind of what kind of fairies do you see um there's a winter fairy whoa there's a few of them actually quite a few here not like like um like the winter like they're in their winter season oh yeah yeah so they're like our elders a lot of them are sort of in like a meditation state you're seeing the light of the world yeah so you're seeing the light of the world can I ask you to describe a winter fairy like I don't actually know what they look like I guess they're all different but they're all different what's sort of the unifying idea of them uh I guess sort of like if billy's a spring fairy you know young so he's like the buds and the blossoms they might be sort of like wood or like shedding like dead branches and ice and stuff like that bark yeah cool um moss maybe there's moss yeah there's old old licheny kind of cool yeah and they're fairies and they're all different but they're all different and they're features are are more angular I guess almost like carved and it's more just like the feeling of them they're slower and they feel more like stoic in a way cool kind of have the same vibe as old dwarves yeah so there yeah there are a few of those like scattered around the village like eyes closed yeah they are humanoid interesting how about how big big um probably anywhere from like like four and a half to six and a half feet tall oh what tiny for some reason I guess like spring fairies are small but like as fairies grow they get larger well like like things that grow I guess yeah also billy's small because he's tied to this boy's body yeah yeah it's not always an age thing necessarily and I think that's why billy's like I don't know I'm like nine or ten or eight yeah it doesn't matter to him it's all like um sort of like in what condition is your heart and your soul are you tired of um living or have have you been hurt too much then you're probably a winter fairy where you're like I'm done here and I'm happy to pass on interesting but there's also a sign of upcoming yeah uh rebirth though yeah too right yeah like the end of a cycle but the beginning of another cycle yeah like it's like it can seem sad but it's also like they're they're doing something that's not right and they're doing things like they're healing or they're replenishing and like learning lessons yeah it also makes sense for why billy forgets a lot of things yeah and also why he is eternally in his spring because like the boy that he right part of is like lively and like excited about being alive yeah I think billy subconsciously actually forgets on purpose because if he remembered it all he would grow up oh yeah in a way I like that a lot um there's fairies and I'm sorry I want you to describe all of these this am I taking too no this is the first time we've ever talked about the different seasons of fairy and I'm so curious we all want to know what this is yeah totally um so summer fairies yeah there's summer fairies and there's ones in their autumn season um the summer fairies are like really similar actually to the spring ones they're just in fuller bloom like the penusions of fairies yeah exactly very passionate very passionate a bit more knowledgeable are they like hot ladies there's all kinds well I think like if spring fairies are kind of like the childlike fairies I think these are like you know like people in their 20s basically yeah basically like that's the feeling you get like they know a lot so they don't spend as much time uh interacting with I guess the world as like say like a spring fairy does spring fairies though they're like really energetic they are slower and they take time like pondering stuff and playing with them and they're like oh my god summer fairies I guess you know they might be fighting or interacting with each other or the physical world they're usually actually like more often than not in the physical world because they want to explore that as well yeah on their walkabout yeah yeah and they often will like flit from host to host oh yeah they're passionate I like the idea that like a lot of the stories of people interacting with fairies like the dangerous capricious like seductive ones whatever have been people interacting with summer fairies.

Yeah, I think so. Spring fairies are usually like the prankster ones and the childlike ones. And autumn fairies are usually like guys who have worked an office job for 10 years and they're just so depressed. Autumn fairies are the ones that actually a lot of the people will make like little shrines to or they'll visit for advice. They're like the nerd fairies, librarian fairies.

Yeah, like, you know, in like Ireland, they'll go visit like a mound or something believing a fairy lives there and they'll leave offerings for it. Those kinds of fairies are the autumn fairies. Cool. Those are the mushroom fairies too, the autumn fairies. Oh, yeah. They do the rings. The rings, yeah. And is it because like, it's like when a summer fairy is like, I like this place, I'm going to chill out here for a while. Yeah, I'm going to chill out here for a while.

And then they actually get to like, start like interacting with other beings like on a deeper level. Cool. But they haven't yet become like cold and distant like the winter fair. Well, because if you think about it, like autumn fair interacting with people and like making deals and trying to help them and like are maybe shepherds of the land. Yeah. And like the more they interact with people, the more they take on like, they're betrayed. Like they, people break their promises. Yeah.

A lot of those things where it's like, maybe a human leaves an offering or like promises something and then breaks it. Like the fairy feels like betrayed by that. Yeah. A lot of the winter fairies, they might've fought like a lot of wars. So they've just like seen a lot and they're disappointed, I guess, in like the corruptness of the physical world compared to like the spirit or the fairy world. And that's when they ponder like, was any of this worth it?

Like maybe I was better off in the spirit world where everything had law and everyone was peaceful in a way, like behaved in this manner. And then once they kind of find that peace again, they're like, nope, this is kind of just the way. Then they, you know, might transition back into their spring phase. Really cool. That's really cool. So fucking cool.

That's also kind of cool because it implies that Billy was in his autumn phase when he went into the boy because he had rooted himself in Lone Tree Hill. Like it was his place. And people came to him too. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense that he was in his winter phase and during the winter war. Yeah, probably. Yeah, like he's been through the cycle a few times probably. Oh, fuck. Wow. And there being a bunch of winter fairies here implies a lot of like conflict over time.

Oh, I wonder if any of them recognize Billy. They probably will actually. A lot of fairies do recognize each other. That's sick. Yeah. Okay. So that is an excellent and exciting description of all the different fairy seasons. Thank you. So sick. Yeah, so cool. Thanks. So Billy is walking around the village. She sees fairies in all their different seasons. The winter one's not really paying you much heed. As they are deep in their introspection.

Maybe like you see a summer one that seems very interested in one of the druids. Like, ooh, like kind of flitting around like, oh, so beautiful. And an autumn one, maybe like a, that looks just like a pile of, a pile of dead leaves. Yeah. Just like. Billy is going to go jump into the pile of leaves. And you, you flutter. You flop into this pile of leaves that you might not have even realized was a fairy until just now. Oh, I knew it was a fairy. So you just go like, ah, whoa, oh, who are you?

I'm Billy. Remember me? Oh, and some of the leaves like up into like a eyebrows. Yeah. And they go, oh. Yeah. It's been a long time. You're going by Billy now. I am. I've been Billy for quite a long time. At least in human years. Yeah. I was going to say. At least nine or eight or 10 years. It's not as wonderful to see you, Billy. It's nice to see you too. Russell. Russell. Russell is a fucking great name for this thing. I knew I'd see you again.

I thought you were in a bush last time, but I wasn't quite sure. Those were my summer days. Yeah. Have you been here for a long time? Oh, yes. Yes-ish? Yeah. Okay. Long enough to hear about the Ileanas? Yes. Camel. Because I want to use this hold to get some info from Russell. Oh, then you can just use the hold. Like, this is all you'll get basically, and then you'll go back. Okay. Um, can you tell me why the Druids seem to have a problem with the Ileanas?

Because I've got my friends Tuck and Ving here, and Ving is descended from that family. And they, and the Druids, I don't know, they're talking about counsel, and they're meeting tonight to figure out what to do with us. Mm-hmm. Ileanas? That's not a name people say very lightly around here. I, I can tell. They are responsible for a lot of bloodshed. Bloodshed? Mm-hmm. From when? Oh, and you realize, you remember as you're saying this that fairies are not great at telling times?

Well, not when, but from what, I suppose? A war? A war? A war? Which war? There's been so many, Russell. There are so many wars, and there will be many, many more. I know. Is it one I fought in? Did we, is it the one we fought in together? No. Hmm. But similar participants, I suppose. The, um, and like a pile of leaves comes up and is trying to like gesture like a height. Uh-huh. Like, um. And he starts miming like, oh, I'm not going to fight you. I'm not going to fight you.

He's miming like, like a, an arrow being drawn, like twing. Oh. And were the Ileanas, did they bear those weapons too? Mm-mm. No? Mm-mm. Ileanas, they're from here, from the land. But they brought, for some reason, the ones with the flying shards to this place. Oh. And that's why they're angry. Mm. Many lives were lost. Is he talking about the elves? He's talking about rangers, yep. Oh, shit. So the Ileanas brought the rangers here, and that was the war. Mm-hmm.

It wasn't a war, it was a fight, right? Yeah. It was, it was not our war. None were like our war. No. But the conflict, blood, death, hate. That was in the physical world. Here, yes. Yeah, okay. I hope that you will not come to harm. But if you do, there is… He gestures around. I know, but I'm not ready to come home yet. Mm. It'd be too soon. Perhaps someday. Someday. And then cut to Tuck shitting, trying to shit.

I'm desperately, he's got the waning knife out, and he's desperately trying to dig a hole, and he's like, I don't know how it's smelling worse over time. Here, I'll… It is not freezing. And Bing is trying to pee onto the… No, no, no, no, no, no, no! To try and spot out. No! Splattering shit. Yeah, he's pissing on the shit. Disgusting. Billy can look back and see us in the hut, because he can't see the hut. Well… I'm not ready to go home. I… Sometimes I miss home, I guess.

Certainly smells better here. And he, uh… His leafy, dead leaf arm comes up and kind of like… Like holds your cheek for a moment. And he's like, so nice. Yeah. To see you, Billy. It's so nice to see you, Russell. I know I'll see you again. Billy. Russell. It's a nice name. Fitting. Thank you. I think so, too. He was a good boy. Seems one. I don't really want to go. It's really calm here. It's really smelly in that hut. My friends are being really stupid, I think. It is.

It is a privilege, Billy. To smell. It is. Here, beautiful. Sensation. Not many. There's not many. I remember my summer days. The tastes. The sounds. Mm-hmm. And you'll have them again, but… I know what's coming isn't… Mm. It's never what we enjoy. But it is what we have. It's what we have and it's what we have to do to get back to… Here. Mm. Where I am. Mm. I have to go back. Mm. Mm. Is there anything else you can tell me before I… Before I go?

Just that you have chosen interesting friends. Yeah. I don't want to forget them. So I have to go. Goodbye, Billy. And… And then… As if on like a zip cord. Yeah. Like you… Whoop. Back into the body. There's a huge fire. Whoa! Watch. Where's that? Put it up. Put it up. There's an actual fire? Yeah. We started a fire to get rid of the fucking shit. No, no, no. The bottom, not the top. What? Somebody runs in with like a bucket of water. It's one of the guards. Yeah.

One of the Selkies runs in with a bucket of water and splashes it on the fire. I knew you were going to have to clean up our shit. You know what? You know what? I don't even care what you did anymore. I hope they can… I hope they kill you. I hope they do. And I'm going to laugh when they do it. Can I hear your laugh, please? So I know it'll be you. He turns around and storms out. And then the guy… Tuck goes, wait. No, no, no. I'm genuinely sorry. Come back. He turns around a little bit.

And he does not come closer to you. I go, for real. No, I'm… We've acted in a really fucked up way. And this is your home. And honestly, we've been… This is a trick. No. No, no, no, no, no. It's not a trick. I promise. It's a trick. I promise. But it will be consequences. Can I roll to convince him it's not a trick? Yeah, you can. But he's telling you, if it's a trick, there will be consequences. Okay. It's not a trick. 36 plus charisma. Yeah, it's a 10. 11. 11.

And I go, I promise this isn't a trick. I am genuinely really sorry. Okay. And as a token of an apology to you, I have a gift for you. And Tuck opens his backpack and he reaches his hand in it and he pulls his middle finger out. And he walks forward. He's like, actually, I have two in here. And he reaches in with his other hand and he pulls his other. You can give one to your friend. And he slugs you right in the cheek. Just walks forward. Snap. What do I roll? Roll a D8. Oh. Two.

Two, which is your armor. Yeah. Worth it. And he stalks back out. And Billy comes to. Hey, you're back. I'm back. I got to see an old friend. I saw a lot of old friends. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. I don't remember them all, but I know that they're there. That's really great. Did they tell you anything? Yeah. Before I forget, I have to tell you. My friend, the Bush, he told me that long ago, a bunch of Billy mimes the arrows. Rangers? Rangers came here and there was a fight.

The Ileanas brought them. And that's. That's why the druids are mad. Oh, shit. Oh. And that's what they talk about with the bloodshed. I guess it wasn't a war, but it was just a fight here. Can I use bardic lore? For what? To see about this war? Either legends of guitar heroes past or histories. They would apply if we hadn't already established this is a very isolated culture. So these don't seem like stories that would spread. Okay. Unfortunately. Maybe a Spout Lore?

I'm telling you, there's no way that you would know. Okay. Yeah, unfortunately. But what if there's a war? There's no way we know. Such as. Such as. I guess. Theoretically, Ving might know something because the Rangers would bring back stories of it. That's what I was wondering. But I don't think Tuck would know. Okay. Ving, roll a Spout Lore. Tuck says. Nice. Plus wisdom? Yeah. 13. 13. Interesting and useful. I think that.

So there is a lullaby that Ving is remembering that I don't have the information for that is about a ranger. It's similar to that. That arrows flight. The like the ranger lullaby. The ranger king. Yeah. But it's about the ranger king and a woman falling in love and how it was this like really dangerous love because, you know, Romeo and Juliet shit. They shouldn't be together. So and it has elements of. Meeting a ranger. More like. Yeah. Taking part in some battle.

There were definitely conflicts before. Okay. That Ileana was probably a part of. It seems like Ileana had to then flee Hibernia. And that's why she was in the frozen north. Oh, shit. And that's where we're going to end it for this week. I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz. So long. Playing Ving, the half elf druid, Paul Oppers. Take care. And playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica Tai. Bye, everyone.

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If you like Spout Lore and you want spelt more of it, go to patreon.com slash Spout Lore for exclusive bonus content, bonus games, exclusive merchandise, and more. So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home, he loves to sing and fight. Thing is half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart.

Best and brightest they may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close. For the tale's about to start. Okay. After doing a little bit of fact-finding on whoever or whatever attacked the village slash outpost they found on the rocks, it was determined it may have been creatures called selkies, which seemed to be some sort of melding of human and sea mammal, maybe druids, maybe something else. Mm-hmm.

The horns in the fog sounded and the journey into the gray was made. They sailed through the day and evening, coming upon a… A drifting collection of dozens and dozens of empty boats drifting past. And it turned out to be a fleet, armada of lost souls. Ving was almost carried away before diving into the water to recover a rope and seeing beneath the waves hundreds of bodies, his mind breaking clear of whatever enchantment they'd placed on him.

While keeping watch one night, Tuck spotted an island. The group landed. Grouping on the… Beach as well. And then there was a little bit of group exploration as each group individually went around and looked for things. Ving finding a pool of water, a well, a spring that seems to connect to the spirit world. He completed his promise to the snake spirits that helped him see on the clear water. Well, we cut a deal.

Yeah, you cut a kind of deal imbuing them with some sort of aspect of the moon and giving them potentially a portal into the material realm at each… Full moon. We'll see if that has any ramifications on anybody at a later date. I can't imagine how it would.

Tuck found a stretch of beach that seemed reminiscent of the image slash vision that Billy had of Lillian's memories back in the Temple of the Moon and perhaps a worn carving of a little dinghy in a rock that he recarved, adding the symbols for Tuck, Billy and Ving in Runic next to them. It's the only thing I know in Runic. It's the first… First letters of each of your friends' names and your name. Yeah.

While foraging for food, Billy found a copse of trees covered in Runic carvings themselves in the old Druidic language. And from the top of the grove spotted some sort of stone beehive structure on the other side of the island. Upon investigating that, found a little worn, long abandoned living zone with a circlet made of twigs bearing the name Ileana in the Druidic language. Pretty fucking wild. Holy macaroni. And that is where we find our heroes now.

Billy, you're holding a circlet that contains the name Ileana. I put it on and I curtsy. I say, I look very beautiful. I should probably show my friends how good I look. And as you're curtsying and talking, it's slowly sliding down your head because it's too big for your tiny little head until it's around your neck. It's okay. It makes a nice necklace. It makes a nice necklace too. So you're heading back to find Ving and Tuck. Yep. Not too hard.

Tuck is just wandering around aimlessly, it would seem. And Ving is leaving a tumble of stones at the base of a rocky hill. Yeah. Looking a little thoughtful, introspective. It's easy to find Tuck because he's throwing rocks into the air and then slamming them into the ocean with a piece of driftwood. He's trying to get them as far as possible. And a couple people have gathered around to watch. Watch you do it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, wow. He's really smacking them.

This one goes to you, Short and McGuire or whatever. I slam it. Sploosh. Yeah. So yeah, Ving, Billy is rushing up to you. He's got something around his neck. Hey. Hi. Check out what I found. So I pull off the circlet and I hand it to Ving. It says. Ileana. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's your mom's name, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think. I think it's an old Druid name. You don't think this was hers, do you? I don't know. Did she live here? I mean, she lived up north, I think.

She's from somewhere up here. Maybe it's a common name. This can't. Where'd you find it? I found it in a house. A house. Let's go to the house. Right. Billy leads Ving very easily to the stone hut on the other side. And then you hear Tuck running up behind you. Be like, get away, guys. I want to come too. And Perel is running behind Tuck even slower. I also. I also would like to be there. Oh, sure. I don't run fast, so you could probably catch up. And you all arrive at this hut.

It's quite small for the two of you. It was quite large for Billy. But it's a pretty small place. So this is the bookshelf here. I found some pretty cool nuggets of stuff. Nuggets? What do you mean? Like, look at them. Billy, those are mouse turds. Really? I definitely didn't eat any. I definitely did not eat them. I definitely did not eat them. I definitely did not eat them. I definitely did not eat them. I definitely did not eat them. Anyway, moving on.

Oh, Hentivirus doesn't exist here, I hope. Ving, you do see, actually, he is right. There are a couple kinds of nuggets on this. It looks like there's little dried bits of maybe, like, resin or sap of some kind. Different little, like, globby dried up oils. I'm going to spell lower about these globs of sap, these little resins. I got seven. Yeah, this looks to be some sort of old, um… Like, herbalist reagent. Hmm. You know, like a carrier oil, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, you put the herbs in this kind of, like, little sap and it helps bind them together for whatever, uh, unguent you're trying to make. Cool. Mm-hmm. Huh. It smells nice. It smells really nice. This comes from the, um, the old furs out there. Does it? Yeah. Is it poultices like these? And then I, uh, there's, like, some old cloth bags that are shoved back in behind a shelf. Oh, are there? Yeah, there are. Oh, fucking wicked. Oh, wow. Yeah, there are. Oh, great.

Anybody else want to reveal any loot that they find? There's more. What else is there? There's stuff under the, the old blankets and fabrics, like a book. Excellent. There's a book in there. A book. There's some cloth-wrapped, uh, bundles shoved behind something. There's a really old bottle of salad dressing in the fridge. 2009? Yeah. What the fuck? I've been using it this whole time. You've been using it since? Since 2009? How is it still in there? I don't eat salad a lot.

Um, yeah, you know what? I'm comfortable with there being some cloth-wrapped bundles and a book of sorts. What's the title of the book? Um, the title of the book is Meditations on a Valley in Bloom. Ooh. Hmm. Can I take that book? Yeah, absolutely. It's written in the, uh, the common language of the principalities. Cool. So, so it's newer? Uh, no, it's still, well, I mean, yeah, it's definitely not like, you know, 5,000 years old, uh, but maybe, you know, more in the two or 300.

Like, it's still an old book. It seems like it's poetry of some kind. Beautiful. I don't, I don't, I mean, yeah, I don't know what to think here. I want to sit and commune with the whispers of this face. Oh, yeah. Good call. Smart. Yeah. Um. Tuck, did you want to do something? No, not at all. Your thing is cooler. Hey, Tuck. There's also a really cool beach down here I wanted to show you. Oh, sick. Do you guys don't mind if I hang out here for a bit, huh? No.

I want to check out this beach, Billy. Perel's kind of got his hands on either side of the doorframe leaning into the hut while Ving, uh, settles into a meditation and looks for a couple seconds and goes, I'm going to go to the beach. Ving says without turning, thank you. So you've got a couple of minutes alone. So what's, uh. I'm going to read the book. Oh, you're just going to read the book? Yeah. I'm going to read the book. Yeah. I'm going to read the book. I'm going to read the book.

I'm going to read the book. With whispers. Okay. 2d6 plus wisdom. You put some of that like a resin underneath his nose, uh, and taking deep breaths and feeling this place. Nine. Nine. Okay. So you, uh, settle in and try and connect sort of, yeah, the circular imagery of a few of the things that you've seen since you've been here, the connection to the spirit world, the, the circlet. And, um, you first, you feel there's a lot of spiritual presence on this island.

Like, you know, there's a lot of spiritual presence on this island. Like if not direct presence, like the evidence of past presence, spirits have come here a lot for whatever reason, but you are given a clearer vision of a clearing in a forest far away. The trees look similar to the ones on this island. Uh, it's a dark night. The moon is high in the sky and there are people gathered. There seems to be, uh, a great deal of. Excitement, uh, anticipation for whatever's about to happen.

A young woman waits like in the center of the circle and an older woman. They're all wearing the same, like kind of long robe, like garments, like tux, like tux kimono. Yeah, exactly. Like tux kimono. It's so stylish. It weirdly flares at the hips for some reason. Somehow, despite the fact it doesn't reach the hips at all, it still flares at the hips. Are you pleading these? Um, yeah, they're all wearing similar garments of flowing.

Material, but they've all been ornamented in kind of individualized ways. They all have different sorts of, um, things on their brow. One is wearing a pair of antlers interwoven with like blackberry thorn, uh, or one has like a bark cap basically that contains a imagery reminiscent of an owl. Some people have, um, uh, coral woven into their long hair. Yeah. I like that a lot. Uh, and the, an older woman who is wearing a veil.

Basically made of like weeping willow branches approaches the young woman. And there's some words you can't make the words out, but you understand there's a ritual, a coming of age sort of thing happening. And the woman holds up a freshly woven circlet made of delicate branches bearing the name Ileana and places it on the brow of the young woman. Oh, there's a name day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Far off connection and you get glimpses of this circlet being passed to another and passed to another pass to another and so on and so forth and then you uh come to you realize that you the book has been closed you've placed it your feet and you have placed the circlet on your own brow oh that's sick down at the beach perel uh throws a rock up in the air swings a stick at it and whiffs so hard plops into the sand and goes no I can do it I can do it you just have to watch the rock I am watching the rock but if I'm not watching if I'm watching the rock how am I supposed to watch the stick just don't watch the stick how am I gonna know where the stick is if I'm not watching the stick you trust your body it's like oh my god he throws it up again whiffs again he just you you you see with your heart you hit it with your heart like this and billy has a tiny stick a tiny rock and he just smacks it right down doesn't even hit the water it just goes right in front of him just like that he goes okay I'll swing with my heart billy thanks a lot whiff I know it's hard being bad at sports I'm not bad it's whatever and then okay tuck comes up behind perot and he like touches him on the shoulder and he's like all right buddy I'll help you out with this close your eyes um close your eyes okay he closes his eyes and tuck comes up from behind time goes by and it's it's like when an asshole on a golf course is teaching a woman how to yeah but I've I've got my arms around him and I'm holding on to like the piece of driftwood that he's holding his feet are off the ground I was gonna say tuck is basically swimming perel as well and I I'm like it's it's like when you do magic man you're trusting your body to know where the wood has to go to connect with the rock uh-huh you're watching the target okay billy throw it uh throw it up and then tuck wheels back and then he lets go of perel's hands yeah and perel continues the swing crack whoa hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey I am 45, but I'm growing into my own as a man.

Oh, wow. You look rough. Thanks, Ving. If you're really old, you look bad. If you're really young, then you look terrible. I'm sorry. Life's been stressful for you. What did you learn? I have moved through my days with very little stress. What did you learn in the hut, Ving? I saw a naming ritual in which a young woman was given this name. Was it your mom? I don't think so, but I did feel a connection to them. There was a bunch of other people with strange…

I think they were druids or druidesque. Didn't you say back in the library when you learned about this that Ileana is like a family name? It's like a surname. Yeah. Right? It's not… Well, it's the, I guess, druidic equivalent of a surname, so it might not have… It might not have belonged to your mom, but it might have belonged to someone and people that you are related to. Mm-hmm. People belong to the names. And it helps guide their practices. That's cool. And what they do.

So this is like your family's house. Yeah, I guess so. And kind of like what my family did's house. So, what now? I wonder what Oleander's up to. Cut to. You guys find Oleander. Oleander and some crew members. He's like, Hey, I found a, like, I think a wreck of some kind. Oh, cool. So we're just kind of dredging, just kind of yanking up whatever we can find in there. Do you want help? Oh, yeah, that'd be great. You're super strong. Yeah, I'll help dredge. Sweet.

And it is laborious work, for sure. You know, people have dived down and, like, hooked stuff with ropes and you haul it all up. And it's just like some crates and barrels. Oh, yeah. I pull up a whole crate and barrel. That's awesome. There's so many soft blankets and wicker baskets in here. Do we want to roll and find out what it is? Yeah. Let me find. We'll do a treasure thing. Oh, a listener actually sent me a loot table.

Because they're like, Hey, I know you like loot tables, and I knew that you were struggling to find a cool one last time. So here's this one. Yeah, that would be sick. Sweet. Do you need me to roll to pull this shit up out of the bottom? Yeah. Give me a defy danger strength. You're going to pass. No problem. Nine. Yeah. There we go. Can I use my plus one forward to turn it into a 10? Yes, you can. Hell yeah. I forgot about that. So yeah, absolutely. Totally fucking wasted that.

But that means that you're going to get three rolls on this table instead of just two. Okay. Yeah. So there's like a bunch of like it's crates and barrels of various things. There's like some food in here that's ruined, you know, like some cloth. Dibs. Yeah. Dibs in the run. Food. Yeah. You can have it. Who says go nuts. But I want that barrel. And he points you. He points in your face. The barrel belongs to me. Deal. And basically sifting through a bunch of shit that you dig out of the silt.

One of the things that somebody finds and one of you snatches before they can get a good look at it is a single gold earring. Cool. Fashioned to represent a man being eaten by a crocodile. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. And then Tuck takes it and he looks at Ving and he goes to one knee and he goes, for you, my lord. What? I can't accept this. You're you. You got killed by a crocodile. Oh, my God. This is a very traumatic reminder of a horrible time in my life. I shall keep it with me always.

You should put it in your ear so you get reminded of it every day. You look in the mirror. And he keeps eye contact with Tuck. And then. Pierces his ear. Oh, jeez. Okay. I thought you had an ear piercing. I don't. Oh, God. That explains the wet feeling and pain. And everyone. Everyone's standing around us like all the pirates are just like, oh, God. Even short who you took the earring from is like, keep it. I don't even want that thing anymore. Oleander leans into Billy.

He goes, did Tuck just propose to Ving? What does that mean? I don't worry about it. Okay. Okay. And Billy, you're rifling around in this sundry crap. I like this earring, by the way. Yeah, it's cool, right? Yeah. And Billy, you find it's like a candlestick kind of like it looks like a mostly burned down nub of a candlestick. Oh. But for some reason, you, Billy, are like, ooh, ooh. Like it looks like trash to anybody else. But the wax has like weird kind of cloudy stiration.

And it that are like glittery. Almost. It looks like there's some sort of almost crystalline material mixed in with the wax. Can I wipe the wax off of it? Oh, no, it's part of it. The wax is mixed with this material. So it's like wax and crystal and like melted stub with a little burned wick sticking out of it. Billy puts it in his mouth. Of course. Sean jokes, of course. And we as soon as we seem like pick it up and start. We're like, ah, it's too late. It's in his mouth. Yeah. I taste it.

Tastes like wax. But you do as you're about to spit it out going. No, this tastes like all the other candles I've eaten before. You get that little tingly licking a battery feeling on your tongue. Ooh. I put it in the pouch. Do you want it? No, no, no, no. I was going to hand you some matches. Maybe that's not a great idea. That's a great idea. Perel goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a strike anywhere.

Let's be cautious here. I strike the match. No, Billy. Billy. Billy. I bring the candle and the match together. Don't do it. And light. God, fuck. Okay. Let me think about what's going to happen. Make a Billy high five. High five. Billy is laughing this maniacally at Perel. Oh. I think. Oh, okay. So you know what happens is. Uh, Perel goes, no, no, no, no. And you light it. And then he, he furrows his brow. And then he drops his hands. He goes, oh, what'd you think it was?

They're called like, what did they call them? It's like a, like an ion candle. It was like a, um, they were like focusing materials for magicians. It like helped, um, focus and, uh, helped you manipulate a thalamic energy. What did you think was going to happen? Well, I thought I was used to, I've used, I used them a couple of times when I was, um, a ma a wizard. Uh, and I thought, you know, Oh, dangerous Billy, maybe Billy's magic or my magic will go crazy.

But then I remembered, uh, of course I don't feel anything. Oh, uh, I, I pinch out the flame. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. It's good. It's a good thing to hold on to. These are valuable. They're rare. I doubt any, nobody makes them anymore. Hmm. So hold onto that. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for confirming for me, Billy, what it is. I put it in the pouch. I feel very ashamed. No, if Billy, if I, if you didn't like that, just joking. Sorry.

No, this is, you guys have given me, uh, in the last like four days, a bunch of objects and information that I thought were lost forever. So this is still pretty exciting for me. Okay. I'll see if I can find another one. Yeah. Dig around. See what you can find. Get back in there, Billy. Start digging around. I'm gonna. Wait a second. If this, if this ship had someone on it that was burning ion candles, that means there might've been a wizard traveling on this boat.

There might be more wizard shit in this. And then we all jump in. Fighting each other to get in there. And I think our like feverish exuberance. Yeah. Our exuberance as we jump into this trash pile, like triggers a lot of the other pirates to jump into it. Oh yeah. There's something in the trash. No, no. It's. It's so much bad stuff that we're trying to get it to keep you safe. He's lying to us. I would definitely lie. He's trying to keep that trash from us. There's something good in the trash.

Our son is just jumping on a grenade of later to do work for you. Get your son out of my trash. Get your finger out of my face. It's my trash. I got it first. Billy's got his knife out. He's swiping at people. Okay. So Ving, you find, you find something in this scramble. While everyone's yelling, I duck between Tuck's legs and head into the muck. This was fucking weird. You find a sealed glass vial with wax still on the cap. Wax.

And it appears to be completely empty, but you see a small label affixed to the side and the words, a child's nightmare. Whoa. Oh my gosh. I put it next to my adorable little doll that I found a while ago. Cute. This, uh, loot table whips ass. Yeah. I love this. Okay. Then I will say, uh, this is called the Omni loot table. It's on a Tumblr account called tabletop trinkets by JJ. And it was sent to me, uh, by your wrist. Uh, but yeah, thank you so much for that loot table. It fucking kicks ass.

I'm going to use this every time. Now it's wicked. It's cool. It tucked in, get anything. I guess you found the earring and then you gave it to Ving. It's fine. Nobody's getting it. You're not giving me any gifts. I guess. Oh my God. Everybody fucking hates tuck. Well, we haven't rolled for the second one, so maybe I'll find you a gift. I don't know. Tuck starts jabbing the trash with his ax. Moodily. Oh no. Bullshit. You found all the stuff up here.

If you want anything else, you're going to have to go beneath. Yeah. Tuck moodily jumps into the ocean and starts swimming down. And before it goes, he goes, well, if you guys aren't going to give me any gifts, I'll go find gifts for myself. I'm an orphan. It's probably my birthday today. Okay. Splash. Billy goes, okay. Whatever. He, uh, he found that earring. He actually took that earring from someone else and then gave it to Ving. And now he's complaining that he didn't get anything.

I missed you guys so much. He gets like that sometimes. And then Billy jumps in the water. I'm swimming to the bottom. Can I just turn me on? He's just trying. Yeah, totally. Who is, who is, I guess is Ving leading the- Oh, you jumped in and you jumped in. Yeah, we all jumped in. I'm the last one jumping in. Give me a defy danger constitution. All of you. I got 12. Oh my God. I got nine. I also got nine. Holy shit. Uh, okay. Billy, no problem. You are a doggy paddling beneath the waves.

No, no problem at all. You're just kind of floating around everybody propelling your little body. I'm just trying to get you to go. I'm trying to get you to go. I'm trying to get you to go. I'm trying to get you to go. I'm trying to get you to go. I'm trying to get you to go. I'm trying to get you to go. Oh, you got a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad. Oh, a quad.

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To see because you are holding your breath but you're not going to hold your breath forever billy seems to just be motorboating around no problem like a little submersible but you see something glitter a bit of the gray light of day flashes off something kind of mostly submerged in the sand I grab it your hand brushes away the silt at the bottom and you uh retrieve a probably uh seven inch long shard of what looks to be a mirror oh shit cool I swim over to tuck with my last breath and hold out the mirror to him and then tuck takes it and clasps ving's hand and gives him a meaningful look and ving says I do too and I just imagine while you two are hanging there in the water looking meaningfully into each other's eyes billy just swims between the two of you and you're like oh my god I'm so sorry I'm so sorry and you're going it's like a heart trail of bubbles like a little looney tunes cupid yeah great yeah so you find a mirror shard in this wreck cool wow oh my god tuck are you looking for anything yeah I'm gonna look to discern realities 2d6 plus wisdom oh baby holy shit three what go ahead and mark one of those down um ving!

You know starts kicking back up to the surface and you swim further down your unbelievable constitution allowing you to hold your breath for an incredible amount of time um fatim used to give you uh he used to put your head in toilets a lot when you were younger so you got used to holding your breath so good holding my breath and in my mind I was like don't swallow any piss don't swallow any piss right now uh and as you're swimming around this wreck it's getting hard you can't really find anything super interesting it looks like you dredged up most of the water out of the useful stuff uh and then a shadow passes in the water just out of you oh just in the murk gone does tuck see it yeah but you don't see what it is it just flits in and out of you okay there it is again oh my god okay I start swimming really hard because I know about the selkies and the bullshit yeah defy danger strength okay what the fuck is going on that's five five what I totally fail I failed this fucking strength roll somehow um yeah you underwater though maybe you're like you swallow a bunch of water oh my god I just drink piss uh you start swimming up the surface kicking and paddling with all your might and I think the fact that I'm holding the mirror shard is slowing me down totally because you're not you don't have like a flat hand to paddle with and you feel jaws lock around your heel and you look down and there is like a harbor seal just like ripping your foot back and forth jesus fuck roll a d8 eight oh my god yeah it just like oh my god it just ravages your leg like just whips back and forth blood starts to cloud in the water that's so funny that is really funny that's great and then it lets go and it looks you right in the eye and then it dives back into the water and swims away what the fuck and it's gone you're like oh my god I'm so tired I'm so tired I'm so tired I'm so into the merc what billy you're totally peacefully swimming around this wreck I'm swimming around in the wreck underwater and I want to find something all right can I yeah 2d6 plus wisdom for discerned realities whoa 12 unbelievable so you get three questions off the list okay what here is useful or valuable to me so you are just like digging around in the silt like pushing sand and rubble away and uh you find what looks to be a little like um maybe the size of a walnut a wooden and metal dull metal that doesn't really glint kind of matte a shape that has a bunch of different sides it's like a ball but it's got a bunch of different sides and in each side is carved like a little rune and it's just sitting there in the sand it looks like a kind of like fun little toy all right pocket it yeah what here is not what it appears to be this ship uh you're you're looking at like the construction basically the pieces of the actual you're trying to reconstruct the ship in your mind basically as you're looking at all the pieces on the seafloor and um you're like oh well okay maybe they found that mirror piece it looks like maybe this is like a mccollan ship of some kind but the construction is off but it reminds you of some of the more specific alleys and neighborhoods that you saw in wickport like ving found those coins that have like the circles like the circular coins with the holes in them and the symbols written on them this looks like similar to construction techniques that you saw in that uh in those neighborhoods cool what is about to happen you hear a bunch of uh struggling above you sounds of like some sort of fight and you look up and there is a seal latched onto tuck's foot uh ripping it back and forth and there's blood clouding the water around him and you're like oh my god what is this this is a it looks like an animal that's getting back up oh oh shit um I swim up as fast as I can with tuck yeah you catch up with tuck no problem and you two break the surface they're selkies they're selkies in the water come on let's get out of here everybody out of the water yeah people rush back up onto the sand they're useless on land have you ever been to the zoo where ollie runs up where are they where'd you what'd you see there was like a giant harbor seal that fucked me up so bad and tuck is like limping his leg is bleeding thing is putting a portis on his leg while he's telling him yeah go ahead and roll what is it d6 to see how much it heals four does it heal four yeah okay um I start with four and then I'm gonna go with four and then I'm gonna start wrapping some of the fabric around me around tuck's ankle sweet thank you you're welcome no the blood flow is staunch sufficiently people are uh rushing back to the boats that you say that you rode over on and ollie's like no no they're in the water we can't get back to the boat it's not safe what do we know about selkies yeah 2d6 plus intelligence uh nine nine shit ten eight eight eight eight dd6 plus bond seven okay that makes it a ten heck yeah interesting and useful thing you know that if they primarily take the forms of seals and other sea mammals that it would be harder for them to fight on land and mostly that they will be way less maneuverable you know that like seals and sea lions can fight up close for sure on land but um if they need to move around a lot like chase you up the hill or chase you like to the center of the island though they might have to take human form which will give you a more even playing field I want to take all the driftwood and just push it up closer to the shores just make a barrier on the shore uh give me a defy danger strength uh eleven oh my god your strength is so much higher than I thought oh my god nine okay I I help yeah dd6 plus bond billy's also carrying sticks fuck four shit I'm not strong enough um um um um um um um um um um um Billy spends this whole time trying to drag one stick across the beach.

Yeah, and it floats away in the water. No! And Billy, being near the water while Ving is securing this barrier means that you're the first one to see eyes and slick gray heads poke up above the sea as they approach the beach. How many? You see three. Guys, they're here. Boom! They burst out of the surf. Fuck! They're varying size, some more reasonable size for sea mammals and then others huge. So they're not all leopard seals? No, they seem to have a variation.

There's a leopard seal, the harbor seal, the attack tuck, you can tell, and an elephant seal that has the huge drooping nose. Yeah, he's like two tons. Gross! Can I defend? Yeah, absolutely you can defend. I would love if someone used defend. What's defend? Oh my god. When you stand in defense of a person, item, or location under attack, roll plus constitution on a 10 plus, hold three. On a seven to nine, hold one. You may redirect an attack from the thing you defend to yourself.

Have the attack's effect or damage cut in half. Open up the attacker to an ally, giving that ally plus one forward against the attacker. Sick. Deal damage to the attacker equal to your level. Pretty fucking rad. Yeah. That's so cool. So Billy's preparing to defend the barricade, basically? Yeah. Yeah. Two to six plus constitution. Eight. Okay, so you get one hold. I want to deal damage to the attacker equal to my level. Great, yeah. Which one are you attacking? The big one, the elephant seal.

Okay, so what do you do? You just throw a bunch of stuff at him? I use one of the driftwood pieces, and it's kind of sharp, and I use it like a harpoon. Oh, nice. Sick. Yeah. Yeah, and it punches into the thick, blubbery hide of the elephant seal and stays there. Whoa. And it just goes like, and they start doing that flop. Yeah, I run. Yeah. Oh, no. Does that end your defend move? Yeah. Yeah, they're thundering towards the barricade now. Ving's like, I know. They have to do this.

Like, Tuck is like scrambling up the cliff that kind of like goes more onto land, and he's going to use what are you waiting for to try and draw them out of the water. Nice. Wow. Yeah. Whoa. Okay, yeah. So that's 14. Whoa. So what happens on a 10 plus with what are you waiting for? They treat you as the most obvious threat to be dealt with and ignore your companions, take plus two damage ongoing against them. Wow. Wow. Yes. I picture you putting like, I like sticks in your mouth. Oh, look at me.

Yeah. So what do you, what do you say to these things to get them to attack you? I do that. I put, I do, I do walrus face. Oh my God. It's not okay. And Tuck is like, turns to Ving and he's like, please don't judge me for this. What happens in battle stays in battle. And then he starts sprinting inland and doing walrus face. And then he's like, he picks up a bunch of bulk help as he's running up and he's like, look at me. I've got a dick for a nose. And then he makes it have an erection.

Is that a dick on my nose or I'm just happy to see you. And you know that you're just kind of putting a hat on a hat because the three seals are already chasing you. They burnt like they knock over a couple people as they run right past them and start chasing you up the hill. Uh, but they're having a hard time, uh, getting up the hill as fast as you, because they are not quadrupeds. They don't have legs. Not right now. Uh, and legs win again, my friends.

It's at this moment that you realize maybe you were being a little aggressive as four more seals come out of the water and go right past your companions chasing you up the hill as well. So there's seven. So they're going, so they're targeting tuck. That's what this move does. Yeah. Oh, tuck went come and get me. And now they're coming to get them, but they're all opened up to attack from the back from you guys. Yeah. I'm going to fall. Roll fight with honor. Yeah, do it. Nine, nine. Okay, great.

Uh, so you get what to hold? I get to hold. Cool. So I want to, um, cross the distance between your foe and bypassing all obstacles. Yeah. Great. So are you trying to stop one in particular or go after the big guy again? Okay, cool. I've got my harpoon. I'm going to send a flying. Yeah. How do you cross the distance to him with the harpoon flow throw? Right. Does that, and it yanks you. Oh, you're like, Oh, that's pretty fun. Swing. Ha ha. Like a throw. Yeah. His hammer. Yeah. Sick.

Your harpoon sails through the air with you drifting behind it like a ribbon in the wind. He's like, Billy, watch this. I didn't know that I would work. I thought I didn't think it would work. Now you're up close with them. So roll a roll, a hack and slash. Uh, plus what constitution? Uh, hack and slash is strength. Oh yeah. Uh, nine. Yeah. Roll your damage. Three. Cool. Uh, then roll. You're going to hate this. D 12. Holy God. One. Thank Christ.

So you stab your harpoon through the fin of, uh, the, one of the back fins of this elephant seal. Uh, what's the thing you used to yell on people when you step on the back of their shoe and grade school bullies used to do? Flat tire. Flat tire. Yeah. Yeah. That's what he yells. And it, uh, just whips around and tries to clobber you with. It's like, you know, how they just kind of, they rise up and they come down with their heads. Yeah. Shaking your bones a little bit and doing one damage.

Uh, and that deals with one of the seals that was chasing tuck. Now it's primarily concerned with you. Uh, Billy, there is a horde of sea mammals chasing tuck up a hill and Vingis started fighting the biggest one. What do you do? Um, I haven't rolled fairy child for today. Yeah. You could roll it now. Yeah. Okay. 10. So that means if I get, I get a 10, I get five hold. Holy shit. Yeah. Excellent. Um, I want to create a convincing illusion. Nice.

Um, so I want to create like another tuck to confuse the, the elephant seals. Smart. That's cool. Great. So is it like tuck is running one way and then your illusion runs the other way? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They, um, tuck follows the other time. Wait, you look cool. Yeah. We high five. Like the other one, also does the dick nose thing. And then we high five and go two different ways. And it does. It splits them off. Three of them chase the one that you create and three of them chase tuck.

So now it's only dealing with three of them. Thanks Billy. No problem. Tuck. Uh, illusory version of you sprints off into the trees with, uh, three seals hot on his heels. And I, I stare at my ass for like a little bit too long as it's going. I'm like wicked. Yeah. And I want to use war cry. When you enter the battle with a show of force role plus charisma on a 10 plus, you take two of the options and a seven to nine, you take one. Okay. So what's your show of force here?

Um, as I'm running through the forest, I take Terry, Larry and Chad and I, I kind of just like start swiping them through trees as hard as I can. And they don't cut wood like with their spirit ability. So I'm just like trying to smash trees down behind me as a show of force, but also to slow them down. Great. Two D six plus, uh, whatever war cry is. All right, little bros. Don't fail me. Nine. Can I aid from a distance? Ooh.

Oh, you can aid from a distance because you got the illusory tuck doing stuff too. Yeah. Um, because I'm so in tune with like everything on the Island, I can actually feel that tuck is like calling on TLC to help him out. Oh, nice. Yeah. Buddies, you help my friend. Oh God, it didn't work. Six. Oh no, I'm too far away. Oh, well, I was running after the wrong tuck. Uh, so yeah, Billy, you run up and you're trying to help, uh, tuck in the illusory TLC, scare off these seals.

Uh, and you realize, yeah, this is not the right one as he like runs. He kind of clips through a tree, like his arm passes through. And one of the sea lions stops and goes like, Oh, sniffs at the air and turns around and looks right at you and bellows and starts flopping towards you. Uh, but you still got a seven to nine. So seven to nine on war cry. Sorry. This is just the funniest fight to watch. It's really funny. A chicken nugget running away.

It's a chicken nugget running away from a bag of milk. So on a seven to nine on war cry, you get one or the other. Yeah. So either your allies are rallied and take plus one forward or your enemies feel fear and act accordingly. Okay. Uh, so the trees start to come down. Like one falls directly on one of the seals. Yeah. And it runs off. Like it tries to get into the, it goes back down to the beach. Basically it flops down this crest into the water, just rolls down the hill like a hot dog. Yeah.

Just trying to get away. David Attenborough, especially when they're falling off that cliff. Yeah. Uh, and the other two, one gets clipped a little bit and one, one totally is missed by the trees, but they're charging after you, but it looks like they're a little bit less in control than they were a moment ago. And I, I turn around and I like, as soon as I see there's just one, I start charging this. There's two. I start. Oh, oh, he was doing the wink blink thing.

The one in front is bigger and the one behind is smaller and you start changing charging and the other one comes around and talks like fuck. Uh, so he throws the ax, it one, and then he jumps to punch the other one. Okay. Hack and slash. Cool. I got 13. I think so. Okay. Plus strength. Yeah. So roll your damage. And I take plus two ongoing damage. You do. Uh, that's a nine. So I do 11 damage. Let me just look at something. And the ax slices through the neck of one of them and the head falls off.

Oh, dabs the other one. It looks like a ham inside. And a cartoon, uh, tramp comes out with like the bindle and the hat with the top coming off of it. And it goes, someone's eating good tonight. Porky pig comes out. It goes, that's all folks. Yeah. Okay. So you're, you are going to kill one and seriously wound the other. I don't want to kill that. And you can totally just knock one out and mostly knock the other one out. Okay. So describe it. Oh, it's just what I said.

I throw the ax at one and it kind of like slices through it. And then the other one, I like, I do the, I think it's the Iron Man or the Thor. There's been so many Avenger references that I've made. Yeah. The jump up. And then like with the weight of my body falling down, I just punch as hard as I can. Just the like, boom, you see the ripple of muscle and fat through his whole body as you just slam its head into the ground. Yeah. Um, and it's like loud. It's like a tree falling. Oh man. Yeah.

And the other one, um, hits the ground and, uh, is like bleeding from this huge wound. And then it starts to, um, change. Its body starts to shift. Uh, Ving, you're fighting this gigantic elephant seal. Uh, yeah. It's pissed off. You talk to it. It is not talking right now. It's just yelling. It's roaring. Basically. You are being very rude. I would like to appeal somehow force the Druid. I want to force him to change.

Do I have the, you have ghost root and I got this spirit water and I put the, I take some ghost root really quick and I shave it. I grind it into like on the rocks. I may have a modern pestle and I'm just like, yes, you wait. And then I put in the thing and I'm like shaking like cocktails. Like you're going to get it now. Like Tom Cruise. Yeah. I'm cocked. I spin it up over my head and catch it behind my back. And I'm like, Coughlin's law, you're going to get your butt handed to you.

And then grab some seaweed. I just like, I don't know. I take some of my hair, put it in there. I squeeze out. I sneeze into the bottle and keep shaking up. And I'm like, I hope this does something. And then I, um, try and force it into his mouth. First, you're going to roll a defy danger dexterity to be able to do this without getting clobbered by this enormous elephant seal. Oh man, this is fucking, fucking great. I am really good at holy foraging on the go. This is my constitution.

Uh, this is dexterity. Yeah. I got a 13. Yeah. It's, it's like a, it's like watching a Jackie Chan fight scene. Like you're, you dodge a blow, grab a thing, duck under another blow as you shake it up. Yeah. I do a backward bend and I'm like, Oh, a mortar. Being so fast because he was bartending that party that we had at our going away party. Yeah. And similarly to that party, we cut away and like a lot of the pirates are watching and being like, Oh my God.

And like even Maggie and Oleander are like, wow, he is a specimen. Uh, yeah. So now roll a defy danger wisdom to see if this will work. Oh, nope. Five, five. Okay. So I, I crushed it up in my hand. I'm like, good night, sweet Prince. And I, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, blow it into his face. Okay.

So I think what does happen is you blow it in the elephant seals space and it like reels back. And all of a sudden there is a massive man standing in front of you. Uh, he's probably almost as tall as tuck probably weighs in excess of like 350 pounds. Like he's muscle, but he's got like a huge gut. Like he's really just a massive dude, big scraggly beard, big, like wet, dark hair. He's covered in tattoos. He's shirtless, leather pants on, but no shirt.

And he had a huge dick for a nose, regular human nose. That's his tail. He's got a walrus. He's got a walrus sticking balls on his face. What he does have is two eyes that look to be made of dark gray sea stone. Whoa. Like no pupils. Yep. Just stone. What? And he, he, he rips the harpoon out of his own human foot, throws it to the ground and goes, you dare and grabs you by the throat and just backhands you back down the beach. Holy shit. And then he is a elephant seal.

Again, roll a D 12 to roll and hit the ground and come back up on your feet. Like you skid backwards on your feet. Yeah. As you hit the beach, uh, Billy. Yeah. You, you've got a seal. One of the smaller ones is basically chasing you through the woods going like Billy is so stressed out cause he's already been running way too much. Yeah. Um, yeah. So Billy is going to run up a tree as if running from a bear. I don't know. Seals probably can't climb a tree. That's what Billy thinks.

Just it's flipper grabs a low bridge. Okay. Defy danger dexterity to get up this tree. Okay. Nine. Yeah. Okay. The seven to nine, you like get up the tree, you start grabbing branches. You climb so fast. You know this about yourself and in no time you're out of reach of the seal and it looks up at you and goes like, Oh, like barks at you. And then there is a rangy, skinny, pale young man at the bottom of the tree. It's just like, get down here. And he starts trying to climb up the tree. Oh no.

Why don't we just talk like as friends or equals? My name is fat Billy. What's your name? And he's just climbing. Whoa, slow down. I keep climbing up. So you try to, are you trying to charm him? Is this like a role or yeah, we're going to try to charm him magically or with just like fairy child. Okay. Then you can just spend your hold and charm an individual. Yeah. So I ask again, what's, what's your name? Why are you so angry at me? Uh, um, uh, what's my name? Help me out here. Jimbo. Jimbo.

Jimbo. I like Jimbo. My name's Jimbo and you have trespassed in the gray. Everybody's got to pay if they trespass in the gray, in the gray. Why can't we just drift through? Like we're, we're not going to be hanging out here very long. No drifting through is still considered trespass. Stone eyes orders. And he's stone eyes. Don't I? He's the, he's the king of the cell keys. Why don't you just ask stone eyes? Hey, stone eye. Why don't you ask one stone? I know he's got two, but they're one.

He's got so confusing. I know. I, we, it's been, it's been brought up. Just mentioned that we're pretty cool. Like we're just floating around looking for stuff and, uh, you know, just trying to do what we can. I'm just trying to do what I can. I'm just trying to do what I can. I'm just trying to do what I can. I'm just trying to do what I can. I'm just trying to do what I can. You know, just trying to do our best. I feel so stressed out.

All, all trespassers that come to the gray have, have designs upon things. What are, what, what designs do you have? You don't simply drift through. We're just trying to get to the frozen north. You passed through our territory though. You have to, if you're coming from McCall. No, there is a way around. Okay. Well, we didn't have time to go all the way around. So we're going to go to the north. So I'm so sorry. You could just put up a toll booth or something next time.

He like hooks his knees on a branch and like hangs his butt down a little bit to like sit like he hooks his feet under a different branch and he just crosses his arms over his chest. He's like a really skinny kid too. He's just got like a little bony chest. How old? I'd say like 2021. Okay. But really like whip lean. It looks like he's definitely relied on his seal form a lot for physicality. It's just like, ah, you're too high up now. Anyways, I can't get you.

So you come down here and I'll, you'll pay for your trespass. I'm not going to come down to pay for anything. Why not? Why not? Because we didn't do anything. We just came through here and you didn't even ask nicely. I think if you all asked nicely first, we could have paid you for. Wait, pay us. What do you mean? Well, you said to pay for trespass. What do you mean? Oh, I know I meant like, like pay with your life. Well, what tribute? That's an interesting prospect. Tribute.

Have you never considered maybe a, something in between living and death? No, not really. Um, what do you offer? I have, but Billy's like, could I save us all? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, awkwardly tries not to fall I drop it into his hand almost drops it and holds it and as he's looking at the compass billy that has been broken this whole time you see the needle start to spin in his hands whoa what oh he doesn't oh he hasn't done that before it's nice all right I forgive your trespass small one okay so you will let us all go free no no no no I forgive your trespass stay up here and you will be spared what from the gray from the gray and he puts it in like a pouch in his pants and he keeps he starts awkwardly trying to climb down well hold on I also awkwardly climb down that's not how this works you know ignoring the one instruction he gave and we will cut back to tuck as cutting away as billy goes well hold on starts climbing down after him tuck tuck tuck you've got this one seal under your arms still struggling yeah I just do like a headlock around it and I start like punching him in the face over and over and over again okay hack and slash 13 13 roll your damage six yeah you plus two ongoing so that's eight oh god just hammer this seal into unconsciousness and every time I punch I go you should not bite my ankle again please on ankle it turned into like a bob a person no actually interestingly now that you've like knocked it unconscious uh it stays a seal oh but the person that you wounded uh has become a um a short stocky woman with like long black hair oh and she's just sitting there like holding her shoulder that's bleeding and she's just like and then tuck uh tuck looks at her and is like uh is uh is the fight over or are we talking now she looks at you and you're kind of like if she's laying if there's trees uh like this path that you're on and then like cliff into the water you're kind of to her left next to the seal that you just knocked into unconsciousness and she's like oh my god I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry she looks at you and she gets up and she bolts for the edge oh she's gonna try and jump I chase to catch her okay uh defy danger dexterity oh snake eye okay uh she she races for the edge she jumps off head first and in midair becomes uh a sea lion and into the water and gone and tuck belly flops into the bay you can hear it everywhere around the island it's so loud it's a whip crack things like oh all the all the selkies and all of the sailors go ah it cuts back to those ghost ships and everyone's just like ah with their zombie face ving you come up in your anime backslide pose after getting knocked down the beach by stone eye and uh his elephant seal form is charging you what do you do I'm gonna grab a couple stones and then try and uh jump up double-fisted uppercut while he's over top of me cool hack and slash 2d6 plus strength I got 12 sick great roll your damage six oh nice holy shit this is a very tough individual yeah but you crack them like in his skull with these rocks and rocks on rocks rocks on rocks and you can hear the like resounding crack as you smoke him with these rocks and he goes up and boom like lands on his side and something underneath all this rage he's maybe a little scared oh cool billy yeah jimbo is trying to get back down to the beach he becomes a seal and he's going come back jimbo come back he stops and turns to you in his seal form jimbo is trying to get back down to the beach he becomes a seal and he's going oh hello well I can't talk to you like this and he turns back into jimbo and he's he's sitting cross-legged on the ground what do you want I already forgave your trespass yeah mine but I want you and the rest of your friends leave all my friends alone do you have more to offer I I I do have much to offer um I don't want to I have I pull out like that weird toy that I found under the ship it was it had like a bunch of runes yeah it's like a 131 sided die basically oh cool it was a it was a 20 sided polyhedron okay cool um I I I kind of wipe it down to make it a bit shiny and I I hold it up and like I have this he snatches it now hmm it is a treasure that I found long ago he holds it up to his eye and it is very rare and I've never seen one like that and it breaks my heart it crushes my soul to give it away but it's worth it to save my friends hmm I accept and I shall forgive your second trespass against me and allow you to join me in appealing to stone eyes better judgment oh yes I can do that if your friends can offer a significant tribute perhaps stone I can be compelled to be merciful for now okay and it's as jimbo's putting the polyhedron in his pocket he likes to do that like smiles pretty big like he's getting a good payday and you see his tail which is a mouthful of seal fangs whoa he's got seal canines creepy whoa dude sorry what I'm not there what I don't get to choose it uh and yeah you come down the beach and you see um sailors fighting the selkies that were chasing the illusory tuck and ving fighting a massive elephant seal tuck swimming back to shore he's a tuck actually climbed up and he's dragging the one that he knocked out back to the beach okay yeah so everybody kind of converges on the beach the selkies are trying to get back into the water the sailors are chasing them are being pushed towards the shore stone eyes stone eyes are uh rolling in his head and his huge elephant seal nose is like flaring as he takes in huge gusts of breath and a rangy young man comes down the beach with billy hot on his heels and goes stone eye stone eye and holds up his hands and tries to like get in between you and him I think hits the ground like uh gets to one knee stone ice and he because he's heard of the king and he gets down like to pay tribute and he like basically like hit me if you want to and his elephant seal form rises up very regally as you bow in front of him and jimbo goes they the small one this one he offered me and he holds up the two things the compass and the polyhedron he offered me the tribute they may have things to honor your great might if you might be merciful this could be an opportunity for you to increase your holdings in the and the holdings of uh all of hibernia wait what and uh stone eye turns back into this massive guy and he crosses his arms over his huge barrel chest goes is this true do you offer tribute yeah do we ever yeah and tucks stuffing the knocked out selkie behind a pile of driftwood yeah totally who amongst you is the leader and ollie ender uh steps forward he's like I guess that's me he gets pushed from behind everybody steps back he's still standing there oh fuck uh I don't want to do the back and forth between them but he's basically like hey stone eye nice to meet you heard a lot captain oleander dreyfus and he just goes I I would be happy to work out some kind of arrangement uh if that means that we could pass through your territories unobstructed ving holds up his spear with aliena written into it and he says this is the family name that once walked upon these lands please let us pass in the name of the land that the name is the family name of the land that once walked upon these lands please let us pass in the name of the land that once walked upon these lands please let us pass in the name of the is carved upon my spear in which the name of the land doth walk here once really really fell apart at the end I thought that was pretty good actually it was very moving speech I'm surprisingly out of breath this is an interesting tack being like I represent a family line of hibernia um okay roll um to fight danger charisma oh no fort four so you hold up the spear with the name iliana and stone eye is carved upon my spear in which the name of the land doth walk here once really really fell apart at the end I thought that was pretty good actually I'm surprisingly out of breath this is an interesting tack being like I represent a family line of hibernia looks you and even though he is shorter than you his prodigious girth makes him seem just like a giant among men and he looks at the name iliana and his brow furrows and he spits on the ground he says if you hold the name iliana you owe more than tribute you owe blood and that's where we're gonna end it for this week oh fuck let's do one more episode before I go to the fairy yeah I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian abdulaziz so long playing ving the half elf druid Paul Oppers take care playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie bye everyone thank you to aaron reed the incomparable aaron reed for our intro and outro music and all of the original music on the show uh written by abdulaziz composed and arranged by aaron reed except for terry not which was written by you right yes I keep forgetting in between which was read by jessica true absolutely I wrote a limbic didn't make it in yet a limbic you did read the act the acts I read I read one I loved yeah right yeah we got a short story the acts uh read by Paul Oppers on there too um yeah check out the soundcloud there's a lot of cool stuff on there we don't pump it up enough I don't think yeah um you can support us as all of our other supporters beautiful supporters do at patreon.com Spout Lore or speltlord.com money please where you get a ton of bonus content hours of audio art merch special world building micro writing like whatever we think up and love we throw on there for all of you beautiful people uh so check that out you can find us online at Spout Lore most places we'll see you next time and so ends the tale of adventures three who tried the best they can though dumb and scared and lost they be for times of rest in revelry and though our journey may be like a conclusion we will not leave you without a resolution return next week to hear some more whilst you commute or do your chores and for you I'd gladly spelt you

Spout Lore is made possible by contributions from our listeners if you would like to support us go to patreon.com Spout Lore where you can get extra bonus special content gather round friends let me tell you a tale of three heroes noble and bold a brute a druid and a thief who is but nine years old you know them by name you know them by deed their quests are famously daring so here I sit singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing tuck is the brute he knows not his home he loves to sing and fight fingers have health he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might billy's a thief his tiny size does max the largest heart best and brightest they may not be but their friendship outweighs their smarts so gather round friends and listen you for the tales about to start hello everybody and welcome to Spout Lore I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian abdulaziz hello everybody playing ving the half elf druid Paul Oppers hello there and playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie hi everyone when last we left our heroes they experienced the final moments of the magi as the power of the spirit walker overcame his physical form uh pushing him closer and closer to death ving gave roth the opportunity to have the power removed from him and roth chose to die instead billy helped make roth's final moments a little bit more pleasant a little bit more comfortable as ving bid the animal spirits to leave roth as he passed from this world and then was cremated on the top of the mountain and he was killed by the power of the spirit walker and then was cremated on the top of the tower of the light guard fort I assume by ving uh in some fashion or just somebody lit him on fire that's a little bit less uh ceremonious ceremonious somebody just with a lighter like click click click it's not I feel like it was more that it took 45 minutes to even get him up against the side of his shoe it's someone just goes up as like uh you did a little bit of look at the light guard fort and you're like oh my god I'm so scared around in the tower but I'm really proud of you guys because you didn't really steal anything from this place you just kind of left except for the mirror except for the mirror shard which you found which was a secret room yeah like you found us yeah and you went through like the chambers of what looked to be the captain's council and didn't take a thing except for norman's legs except for norman's legs you took two things uh that were mismatched wooden appendages which you returned to storm and norman on your unceremonious retreat from the fort uh you informed norman that his life's work had been completed and he went off for new adventures in lands unknown maggie and kareen met back up at a vertog umberath's clinic and had a moment alone as they discussed uh what their relationship and partnership was going to look like going forward or if kareen just wanted to leave awkward it probably kind of really was probably a very uncomfortable conversation probably still is kind of weird yeah between them yeah you went and found captain oleander dreyfus to ask him if you could charter his boat uh to the frozen north found him getting thrown through a window at the hound uh you sat down at the hound and did a little bit of planning billy gave perel or showed perel the bag of magic crystals that he recovered from the mysterious assassin and told everybody that uh he was experiencing some unusual emotions when in contact with the crystals perel explained that the goggles and the weapon that the assassin carried um are part of a discipline that existed pre-exodus that I have changed the name to it's now called arcanics cool and that the knowledge for this should be if not totally lost very hard to find and probably uh very difficult to work with but someone is doing it somehow pretty fucking sick you met gull a stressed out 17 year old uh waiter at the hound and we left a huge tip for him oh massive it was he quit the next day yeah it's just like oh my god I'm rich forever ving left him uh one of the sunstone pieces that he has he's living like a king I'll go ahead and race that off thank you bill uh and then you headed down to the dock to prepare to cast off on oleander ship the sun runner uh and met up with maggie and kareen who has decided to come with you the journey began billy regaled a group of uh hardened sailors with a delicious meal idea that he had it was sort of halfway between a puppet show and a menu yeah this world's example uh analog to like food blog posts yeah I guess so yeah uh while tuck and ving had a very uh uh uh!

Difficult conversation below decks about um ving's recent healing of his body and his acceptance of uh the light of the moon into his spiritual essence yeah I guess you could call that acceptance still wondering what the heck yeah like no one's really sure what it means just that ving has been healed of his uh nature's price and tuck chose that moment to let ving in on the uh prophecy that he was delivered by uh amamargani back in mccall about uh how tuck believes I can't stress this enough tuck believes that he is going to die he's gonna die for sure I'm dead I'm fucking living on borrowed time this is him in the mirror every morning you're a dead man in like the mirror shard yeah oh man he stopped brushing his teeth like a month ago yeah that's a shaved sense I gotta save every second of time I have left yeah that's why he's doing such intense intermittent fast so he doesn't shit or eat he doesn't waste time on shitting or eating yeah he's sleeping so much less because he's like I I don't have time for this I don't have time for eight hours a night yeah he always has a little bucket of water with him just in case he sees a bush on fire you're not gonna get me like that uh and he told ving that uh tuck knows he's gonna die first and when he does uh he knows that billy will eventually forget about it and he's gonna die first and when he does uh he knows that him and tuck asked ving when billy forgets me let him forget me oh my god so sad uh and then spotted on the horizon billy saw smoke rising into the air and we came upon a ruined and smoldering collection of wooden buildings village is maybe a strong word for what you found on a little rock in the ocean oleander said hey maybe we should stop they might have useful supplies that we could scavenge and went ashore with maggie corrine and ving ving found uh bodies under the snow evidence of a battle and human bodies holding weapons that seem to die in defense of whatever this little outpost is and the bodies of two seals one leopard seal and one sea lion and the tracks of one gigantic sea mammalian of some kind descending towards the water uh transitioning into human footsteps and as billy and tuck were watching from the vessel horns sounded in the fog and that is where we find our heroes now and then tuck yells from the from the vessel to the shore did you did you guys hear the horns that came out of the fog uh yeah ollie like everybody on this island heard it too they all look towards the fog and then tuck yells from the from the vessel to the shore and then billy and tuck were watching from the north and ollie's like oh we should go we should get out of here okay uh uh see if you can grab anything grab it but we we got to go now I grabbed some weapons a spear uh yeah you found whatever weapons the the uh the animals are holding uh the animals aren't holding any weapons the humans have like swords and hatchets ving is trying to saw off a tusk as fast as you can go anywhere go anywhere go anywhere!

Go anywhere We are talking about a leopard seal and a sea lion, so they don't have any tusks. Hey, these ones do. Oh, yeah. A lot of marine mammals have, because remember the orcas? They had tusks. Because we said they were like orcs. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say the sea lion does have bottom jaw tusks. Oh, yeah. Two jutting tusks. Okay. But yeah, they kind of hurry back to the boat.

And Ollie's like, yeah, I don't know if whoever did this is going to come back, but we should probably just get on the boat and figure out what we're going to do. Okay. And yeah, a few minutes later, you climb back up on the deck of the Sunrunner. What do you find? Just this. I hold the tusk to Billy. And some footprints. I don't know. It looks like a druid attack. There's a bunch of dead people, some dead animals. It's horrible.

I mean, and then he looks at Tuck and he's like, no, we didn't really find anything. He accidentally told Billy the traumatic thing. Yeah, it was mostly that they were having a meeting. Tuck's like, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing, dude? Oh, fuck. I did it again, didn't I? So what were the horns? Does anybody, has anyone heard that before? Olyander, what was that? Oh, I've heard. I've heard. I've heard those horns before. What are they?

I've never seen what actually makes the sound. Can we Spout Lore for it or anything? 2d6 plus intelligence. Oh, Jesus. 11. Just saw us on. Whoa. Astounding. Zero intelligence. And you keep trying to get us to level up. Oh, my God. You are intelligent. Like, clearly, I don't need it. Yeah, you guys, currently, you already succeed at an average of at least one Spout Lore per season. So why would you update your intelligence at all? Okay, so interesting and useful.

So Olyander says, yeah, I mean, I've heard that the horns have been heard in relation to attacks like this. You know, the sinking of ships, the attacking of outposts. There seems to be, from what I understand, some kind of line in the area that people don't cross. If there are vessels that are found past that line, they might get attacked. If there are outposts or villages that are built above that line, they might get attacked.

It just seems that something or someone doesn't want people living or traveling through this area. Where's the line? I guess it's there. He points at the smoldering village. And Maggie. Maggie. Maggie says, I have heard stories of people, beings, creatures living in the fog. I mean, people call them selkies. Some kind of melding of human and sea life. And they're vicious. They're fishes? They're fishes? Vicious. Oh, vicious. Sorry, I can't understand your accent sometimes.

Well, we better not take any of these selfies then. How many keys do they sell on an average day? I'm going to go look and see. Sorry. If I can see anything. Maggie, no way. I'm sorry. We use humor as a form of diffusing tense situations. I understand. I understand. Yeah. So Maggie tells you, yeah, that there are stories about people called selkies living in the gray, which is what I've decided to call this area of fog. So sick. And that they are known for being pretty vicious. Hmm.

And Oleander adds, yeah. And I mean, it sounds like, like you've heard of the black ships, right? No. Black long ships in the fog. Yeah. Stories. Anybody that's ever seen them. Few people have survived. I, you maybe catch a glimpse. I caught a glimpse of one once, but I was able to outrun it. Thankfully. What? How? Well, and he kind of pats the wheel of the sun runner. He goes, I don't envy anyone in a slower boat, which is most people. You know what I mean? Can I Spout Lore on the black ships?

Yeah. Or the selkies? Yeah. Yeah. Use one black ships. Okay. I think I would know more about the black ships. You actually, uh, created them. Hmm. You Abdul came up with this idea. What a talented man. I am 26 plus intelligence. Talented amnesiac. I appear to be, and that's a force. So I want it. I can't wait to hear. Yeah. Tell me about these boats. Also mark some experience. Oh, yeah. Point of experience. And tell us what Tuck knows about the boats. Don't make it.

I make it a thing that he, he thinks is true. Uh, talk. Thinks that these boats are commercial cruise liners. Okay. Comedians in McCall go and work on. Yeah. I was thinking something more like he thinks they're ghost ships or, uh, Oh, or does he think they're commercial cruise line? No. Okay. So like the stories that he's been told about them or like, or the, the albums that he's listened to that have like references to the black ships in the gray is an album called the black ships in the gray.

Uh, I realized as you said that the sentence you said was really cool. Yeah. That's what the, that's the title. Uh, but it says that they are, that they're giants, like that they're the remnants of the giants, the ones that escaped the transformation into the Orica and kind of like left the nation of McCall. They moved to where the divine flame of the Lord of the flame couldn't touch them. And they stayed kind of on the water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They stayed on the water forever because the Lord of the flame couldn't kind of reach them there in the fog because there's like water in the air. So they kind of mitigated the transformation by staying in, in the gray. Um, and that the ships are like their nation essentially. Uh, and Kareem, uh, nods cause that's a story that she's been told as well. She's like, yeah, that's, that's what I've heard of them.

Uh, yeah, she's, she's, she's been very quiet, uh, during this journey, but she co-signs this story that tuck tells tuck fist bumps her. She thinks about it. She starts to put her fist out and then she pulls it back and then tuck goes, his fingers around, wiggles his fingers. Like he didn't do anything. He didn't mean to. Uh, yeah. So that's what you learn. I'm sorry. Are we in danger now? These horns getting closer to us. Should we set sail? Yeah. Can we just like go really fast?

Like rip ass through the gray. All right. And he rubs his hands together. Let's, uh, set sail. Let's do it. I'll keep an eye out for the pretty fishes. Keep an eye out for threats, Billy. Okay. Uh, and we're going to, uh, undertake a perilous journey. Okay. Ving's going to start stockpiling arrowheads along the sides. Oh, smart. Oh my gosh. And arrow shafts and bows. The whole thing. After like an hour. Shit. Okay. Uh, okay. So somebody, he's got to scout ahead and someone's got to navigate.

I'll help navigate. Okay. This time. Who's going to scout? I could scout. Okay. Can we change the quarter master role to like Ving getting weapons ready just in case there is an invade, an incursion? Yeah, sure. Armor master. There's a move called stay sharp. That is like when you're on watch and something approaches, uh, so that we could use that as kind of like how prepared you are for something to happen. Great. So stay sharp is, uh, two D six plus wisdom.

We'll do scout ahead first cause we might have to roll a bunch of shit. Yeah. Ooh, uh, eight. Okay. So you get one from the list below, get the drop on whatever lies ahead. Discern a beneficial aspect of the terrain. Make a capital D discovery. Notice sign of a capital D danger. Uh, get the drop on what's ahead. Okay, cool. So we'll figure out what might be ahead after we roll navigate. So that's two D six plus intelligence. Yeah. So tuck is helping Oleander with the maps. Five.

Uh, uh, excellent. And text job was to just like hold the map down. Well, cause the sun runner is going fast. The wind is blowing really hard and his job was to hold the map down while Oleander looked at it. Uh, uh, okay. And the map just like flies off. Uh, okay. Yeah. So you, yeah, go ahead and roll two D six plus wisdom for stay sharp. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, eight, eight. Uh, so on a seven to nine, you managed to sound the alarm, but no one has time to prepare.

So that is, if something approaches, uh, which it very well may, you won't have time to prepare for it. Okay. Um, so yeah, you set sail and pick up speed as you approach the like towering wall of fog that marks the edge of the gray. Uh, and you know, when you're walking through mist and it's not like you see a wall and you walk into the wall, it just kind of becomes misty around you. Uh, the gray is different. You pass through a wall, like a veil of fog and then it's just gray and cold inside.

Cool. Immediately feel chilly. Yeah. And you make pretty good time for a while, but eventually you notice that the sails start like billowing and flapping and the wind starts to die down. And then eventually it's totally still. No. And the boat, the sun runner just kind of drifts to a halt and starts kind of bobbing in the water. Can we row? Do you have oars? Uh, yeah, we got oars below deck. We could try and row. Row. Row. To the oars. I, I scurry down the steps to the deck below. Yeah.

To the row deck. I, I scurry behind Billy. And Billy, you see rows and rows of oars that are so much bigger than you for sure. Oh boy. All right. I will take the smallest one. A ladle. Yeah. Just a little ladle that you poke out the window. I'm helping. I, my rowing tactic is Billy's like jumping up and down sort of like a seesaw. Oh, cool. That's pretty good. Great. It's kind of helping. I'm just slapping the water. Yeah.

And tuck sits kind of in the middle of the vessel and grabs an oar on either side of him and just starts hammering it. Yeah. Yeah. Jolts the boat forward. Every time he rows it like, it's like, like a cartoon character. Uh, okay, great. So, so Ollie gets you guys to the rowers to make a steady, like, this is not a time to, you would never be able to row fast enough to outrun anything. So it's just about being able to move for as long as possible right now.

But everyone above deck is just looking out into the fog. It's weirdly quiet. Yeah. Even the sound, even the sound of the oars touching the water, the sounds muffled and something begins to take shape. And the fog and drifting closer to you resolving into a clear image is what looks to be a small two seater dinghy with no one in it. And then another one and then a slightly larger vessel. And there's just dozens and dozens of empty boats drifting out of the fog. Whoa. There's too many of them.

And they just begin to float past you. Float past you. Completely devoid of life. Oh, that's so eerie. Yeah. I'm going to jump down into one overboard into a boat. Okay. Yeah, you absolutely can. I'm going to check it out. Yeah. Defy danger dexterity. Seven. So yeah, you jump down into one of these boats. Vings says, I'll be right back. And then steps up on the thing and jumps without looking down. The boat rocks pretty hard. No oars or anything in here.

No real damage that you can see, but certainly a significant amount of dried blood. Oh, yikes. Fuck. Hmm. Yeah, it's blood. I think comes up on deck looking off. That's definitely blood. Uh, yeah. So these boats just sail by like a black parade. Is there, is there more and more of them as we go further and further in? I think there is enough that you lose count, but you do eventually come to like the edge of this fleet, this barren fleet.

As it drifts back into the fog behind you and disappears from view. Oh, okay. Totally normal. All he says, nothing to worry about. Billy's back up on the top deck after hearing all the ruckus. Um, can I use trap expert? Oh, oh yeah. Good idea. Okay. Sick. 12. Fuck. So on a 10 plus, I get three questions. All three. Okay. So if, is there a trap? And if so, what activates it? Yes, there is. Certainly. There is a trap in the sense of danger, uh, that you might not be able to recognize.

Billy, you are feeling a lot of sensations that other people don't usually pick up. And you're realizing that this fog is not ordinary fog. Something about this fog shifts and moves the place around you in an unnatural way. Like the landscape? Yeah. Like this, like going forward in this fog might not be the same as going forward on the open sea. The fog itself is dangerous. What does the trap do when activated? You think that if you were to get sufficiently lost in here, you would stay lost.

What else is hidden here? Just as the, like you're following the boats as they're starting to drift by, like Billy's walking down the deck and you see just as the, uh, as they're about to get into the fog proper behind you, you see one of them rock, uh, as a person like grips to the side and like hoists themselves up out of the bottom of one of the smaller boats. Look, look, look, Bing, Oleander. They start to wave their arm. Um, can I like use my Bill noculars to look closer? Yeah.

It looks like a, like a young, like maybe teenage girl, like a teen really like emaciated looks really, uh, pale kind of grayish complexion, almost long stringy blonde hair, just exhausted sunken eyes. Looks very weak. Like she's been without food or nourishment or medical care for a long time. Do I roll or anything to look close? Yeah, you can roll to certain realities if you want. Sure. Yeah. 10. Billy's knocking it out of the park right now. Yeah. Billy's on high alert. Yeah.

I think because like, so I think because we're so close to hibernia and like this area, Billy's getting a lot of like, it's almost like he's in a different, you know, like a radio station. Like you're almost like tuned in differently. So that's why he like feels the fog different. Like he, he feels like a buzzy electric feeling of sort of ringing. Everything's clear and crisper. Yeah. Yeah. Closer to the homeland. Yeah, totally. The fairy blood is strong here.

He's got a bag of those crystals too. Yeah. He's got the crystal bagels. What's wrong with me? Where did that even come from? I think I was thinking about Billy looking at the menu. I was like at the bottom of the burger is the bagel. Crystal bagels. Okay. He's got the bag of crystals. There we go. I see. Okay. You get three questions off to certain realities. What here is not what it appears to be. Hmm.

I think the way that she is waving at you is vigorous in a way that you would not expect somebody that looks that unhealthy to be able to wave. Okay. But maybe it's just a, I'm on my last legs. I need to give everything I can to try and get to try and get somebody's attention sort of thing. Who is really in control here?

So you're looking closer at her as she bobs around this boat and then you see another boat a little further away rock and a pair of eyes peek up over the side of that boat as well. Like a similar human, not an identical one, but another like young lean human form. Yikes. Okay. What happened here recently? Pure massacre. Okay. So the, the girl that you were watching wave at you seems to notice that the waving is not the same as the one that you were watching. Okay.

So you're looking at her and you're like, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Oh, Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh god like an old man and a younger man sit up in another boat what is are these zombies and they're just drifting more and more people appear in the boats as they continue to drift off into the fog all of them begin waving at you trying to get your attention gesturing you closer don't look at them don't look at them I wave no don't thing stop and the the woman holding the baby sees ving waving and beckons him closer I want to go no I grab things uh legs roll a defy danger wisdom thing eight yeah you really these people need help billy grabs a rope from the deck and he's he's tying it around things legs okay trying to tie him up basically yeah defy danger dexterity seven thing billy starts wrapping you up in a rope first you're like legs and then you know once he gets a hand he's trying to like get your hand attached to your leg yeah they'll need a rope to help get the boats back to this boat that's a good idea billy thank you tuck billy's trying to stop ving from seemingly jumping overboard yeah I've been rowing this whole time right and I hear I hear them struggling on the top deck you hear maggie going like what are you doing I'm like every ollie's like no get back get away from the side so I kind of I let the oars go and we slow down a little bit because I've been doing I've been doing yeah I look back and everyone is the dog behind me just talking they left you're the only ruler and uh I run upstairs and I see billy and and like basically fighting ving on the deck and you see other crew people along the sides like looking at these people that are gesturing them forward one person full-on goes over the side of the boat splashes into the water and starts swimming towards and tuck knows exactly what's going on he takes two of ving's flaps rips them off and then stuffs them in his ears and starts doing the wink blink uh can I roll for that uh yeah roll a defy danger wisdom okay zero wisdom seven seven nice uh whatever you're doing it's working it's definitely the wink blink that's helping you right now for sure and but and the kind of the the partial successes that I've had in the past is that I've been doing a lot of the work that I've been doing and I've have limited visibility half of the time and ollie sees you doing that he's like what are you doing and I'm like you too ollie billy's like yelling at tuck like grab everyone else off the deck take them down and tuck starts like anyone that's like gonna jump off the boat he's like smack him in the face really hard okay defy danger strength for that yeah 12 yeah you're in the middle of the boat and you're like oh my god I'm gonna jump off the boat you're able to grab like a bunch of people that are trying to dive over the side to go help these people something that you real that you notice as people uh are being pulled away they don't seem to be reacting the way that you recall reacting to the mermaids so they're not getting hard there's almost no they're not getting hard there's like nobody getting hard or wet on this deck at all right now um but billy thing is uh really like starting to gather up the rope and it's like thanks a lot oh no um ving what are you doing billy is trying to give you a rope so you can get something to help these people yeah I'm saying I'm laying I know it's okay I'm reaching for there's my harpoons nearby I'm gonna harpoon the lead boat and then start drawing it back in all right uh give me a defy danger dexterity for that throw I got 10 holy shit so you're still kind of tied up around your leg you're still kind of tied up around your leg I'm tying I'm tying the rope to the end of the harpoon yeah you're not able to get all of the rope for sure like billy still has you kind of restrained at least around the leg zone uh and you whip your harpoon out as hard as you can and it sails through the air above the water as the boats are drifting away I should say you're at the back of the boat and they're drifting past you so this is more of a back boat than lead boat and you hit the wood of a small rowboat without oars and a middle-aged man who is uh seems to be missing like a chunk of his side is like oh and he grabs the rope and he starts oh man pulling in towards the boat I've got the waning knife on me and I cut the rope yeah snaps right through it what are you doing I'm I'm helping uh vings harpoon begins to drift away on the boat uh the rope hits the water and starts trailing through oh shit is that a spear that's on that yeah that's his that's the spear yeah that's his harpoon fuck oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ving jumps in the water swims for the end of the rope and I'm just gonna go get that lead rope and bring it back to the ship with my speed belly uh yeah I know you're trying to help but that's not helping defy danger dexterity for this dive uh nine so you dive off the back of the sun runner a beautiful swan dive your arms thrown out to the side uh peeking as you hit the water and just before I go into the water they go back to my side and I'm like oh my god I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared and I land face first first right a big mouthful of uh ice cold seawater and something about the like bracing shocking abrupt cold of the water shakes your mind loose for a moment oh yeah it doesn't work underwater and underneath the water just below the surface kind of drifting down into the dark you see hundreds of bodies whoa and they're all like following the boats as they drift away what the heck and then goes he realizes what's going on yeah so you you break the surface and the ropes right there your harpoon is attached to the boat but um I grab it you could probably like with the rope you could probably yank it loose if you wanted to you think so I'm gonna try and yank it loose then yeah you grab the rope and just defy danger strength oh my god rip it out okay six six um I I I throw the rope overboard for ving 2d6 plus bond 12 great yeah so um you grab onto the rope and you can't quite get like the purchase kind of just floating in the water and the other end of the rope lands next to you and with that like against the weight of the boat yeah you're able to pop it loose and it comes flying at my face yeah roll a defy danger dexterity to not get smoked by your own harpoon uh seven okay um you can yank it really fast and get hit but get your harpoon or you can yank it a little bit slower and give whatever's on that boat the opportunity to grab on as well I'm gonna get hit okay roll your damage die so a d6 two yeah your harpoon comes back and nicks your cheek but it's not enough to seriously wound you just to kind of freak you out and now you're being pulled behind the sunrunner as this thing reaches out to you uh maggie and I are hauling the rope up trying to pull ving back on board yeah maggie's got it like billy you're helping for sure helping she's doing this beside her yeah hand over hand but uh yeah maggie's like corded shoulders you could just she's reeling it in like a fishing rod um ving as you're being pulled you're like watching the boats drift away and you see one of the crewmen that swam towards the dock get like helped up into one of the boats and like a woman in her early 20s in a in a bonnet and a dress like really weird old clothing uh sits him down in the boat and pats his shoulder and he's like oh my god I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so shoulders and he like just sits there placidly as the boat drifts away whoa can I Spout Lore about what's going on here yeah totally here we go wink blink do not fail so I got six so I could use an eight I'll eight I'm in the water I saw everything underneath the water I saw a bunch yeah nice nine sick so that makes it a seven uh you've heard stories thing you've heard them too about lost fleets for lack of a better like the boats are definitely not fleet worthy necessarily but people that have gotten lost in the fog and are spotted by sailors decades later or people that go missing and then stories about them are told by people way older that match descriptions or people that have ships that have been sunk in their crew have been seen drifting through the the water the prevailing theory is that they're the souls of people that have died but haven't been able to pass on because they remain lost in the gray whoa what what that means actually metaphysically in our world who knows if people have souls but uh the yeah the idea is that they're ghosts for lack of a better term this is a ghost fleet maybe ving was like subject to it because he's kind of like finding himself again hmm feeling a little unmoored yeah who he is well in the the pull of the moon too like that out of body yeah essence so the idea is that they just want help finding their way home so they try and attract people that might be able to get them there are they like evil or harmful uh harmful but not evil okay like that guy will probably be fine right they're not gonna eat his brains or anything right I don't know no yeah they're that is one thing is they're definitely not known to physically attack or kill people they just try and like lure them in and ask their help and most people that get that close agree and they're never seen again because no one can actually help yeah they're just gonna be lost forever is this related at all to mother never was in her army of has-beens and like could bees and stuff I would say not necessarily I think this is kind of a new sort of thing okay we're seeing like I think this is these are ghosts whoa yeah that's what tux says he's like guys I think these are ghosts you can stop doing that now so yeah so maggie reaches up and pulls one of your plugs out of your ear I said I think they're ghosts yeah what are you doing with these I was doing the wink blink what's the wink blink it's a way to keep mermaids from like getting you so horny that you jump into the water with them it actually works I believe it honestly if you only open one eye at a time and you block your ears you can't hear their beautiful song and you can't see their beautiful tits that much uh ollie's like great well now that we've got that out of the way I'm like you're you're treating me like I'm some kind of idiot but one day the wink blink will save your life yeah okay mermaids yeah sure if I ever see a mermaid I'll let you know he's also writing it down yeah wink blink don't look at it um yeah so all that is really well all that really remains is to continue I'd say it's getting kind of late so we might want to do like the camp moves basically okay make camp you know set a watch that kind of thing make camp when you settle into rest choose one member of the party to manage provisions which is the food thing that we're going to do then if you eat and drink you and you have enough xp you can leave the room and you can go to bed and you can go to bed and you can go to bed and level up and then I'll choose one person to roll a flat roll and that will determine how this evening goes so who's going to manage provisions I mean narratively billy's all over the food okay so manage provisions is 2d6 plus wisdom okay 12 of course I did a really good job I even organized all the food in like kind of a sandwich form like themes of food are all stacked up nicely okay well on a 10 plus you choose one from the list below careful management reduces the amount of rations consumed or the party consumes the expected amount of food you prepare and it is excellent describe it and everyone who licks their lips takes plus one forward okay so the food I I choose the second one obviously and everyone eats a regular amount I billy makes like pirate food which is just like a lot of beef jerky and lime wedges bread of sorts that he smeared with cheese of sorts some cheese um and and he decorated it with a bunch of clam shells that he still had and yeah um billy opened up one of the jars of wapple jelly whoa oh okay I need people lick their lips I billy says this yeah it's like you don't even appreciate what I mean he has to reveal his lips this is entrancing this looks like the sea singer like I know we should be taking a picture of this or something for content but I can't look away all right okay all right so you get plus one forward and you get plus one back so you get plus one back so you get plus one back so you get plus unfortunately I wish I could take it away it looks so disgusting uh paul how did how what does ving feel about this food oh ving loves it the jelly is such a perfect sweetness after that smeared hard cheese and the hard tack yep I don't think it was supposed to be hard but great job saving some stale bread beautiful and there we go and uh the cheese that he he put he smeared on the bread while delicious and soft and extremely aged uh tuck is looking at a pile of uh mouse traps that billy emptied in the bottle and he's like where do all these mouse traps come from we don't have any mice so like they're not gonna eat it his fingers have bandages on them dangerous there has to be a better way he was just triggering didn't even consider trying to get it off without setting it off yeah his fingers are so swollen like sausages yeah yeah added respect for louise how does billy feel about this food billy feels great he's been looking at his lips the whole time you got to do it audibly the people can't see there we go so you get a plus one forward so everyone's gonna add a plus one to their next roll uh then somebody's gonna roll plus nothing who has the worst luck I think vang has the worst luck right now yeah jesus roll 2d6 and don't add anything going pretty good for me guys you just jumped into the water to try and give yourself over to a ghost fleet okay it's just when you said paul I thought it was outside of the game okay yeah 2d6 plus nothing boom nine so on a seven to nine I choose one from the list below the first one is the person on watch notices the nearby capital d discovery one party member of the gm's choice suffers a restless night one or more followers causes trouble a capital d danger approaches it's not immediately hostile but whoever's on watch it better stay sharp anyways so who is on watch right now do we think middle of the night no I I would take watch because I don't trust vang to be alone right yeah why because of the the people in the boat because you jumped in the water no I'm fine now man he's just saying looking off the back of the boat squinting I think you should go maybe like below jackson like rest how would I rest up you can rest up here okay okay tuck you're standing on watch the night is gray the sea is gray yeah the moon is a lighter gray you're standing on the deck just keeping watch normal walking around you know some people have gone to sleep they're sleeping on the deck a lot of the times um so many couches on the deck yeah one the sunrunner is quite a lot smaller than the uh than me what sorry I just had an image of like billy like the sunrunner and I'm like oh my god I'm so sorry like like burrito dub and like him rolling around on the deck as he's back and forth yeah gentle rocking it was every couple seconds he rolls through the frame uh yeah there are people sleeping on on couches on pullout couches on the top of the deck and some people blow and you see through the fog illuminated by the faint diffused moonlight uh what looks like a like a sandbar or like a bunch of like rocks coming out of the water and you look a little bit they kind of wind through the waves to your to the right hand side of the ship and you kind of follow it with your eyes and you realize there's like an island island uh over to the right in that direction oh shit yeah there's land over there ollie uh-huh there's land over there what do I say ho there's a hoe over there we should go land we should go land ho oh uh no oh is that a good idea I mean I don't know I mean maybe there's something valuable on that island billy rolls by and he's like maybe there's treasure and then rolls away or snack being standing beside you what if there's someone who needs help we're out of apple jelly this keeps rolling by and we need more bread and cheese to come to think about it you know what you guys are right what if there is something valuable on that island waffles okay we're gonna make landfall but only until things get really weird we can tolerate a little bit of weird in search of uh profit but if it gets really weird we're leaving okay we establish a marker of what really weird is out okay so like up higher in this marker if a uh an endless parade of empty boats float by with the souls of the damned inside we're gonna go all right does everybody agree with that yeah yeah okay we put our hands and then we say all this is handed one two three agree okay you guys are learning how we do it on the sun runner all right so okay how about we do it on the sun runner all right voice oh yeah yeah I'd go to pick the flower but it starts bleeding and screaming uh-huh I've been there what do you think about that is that too weird or do we still stick around my question to you is there any boats floating by with zombie people not at all my friend not that weird of a situation not that weird not that weird so we stick around if we if we come to a flower with our father's voice that screams and bleeds yeah yeah yeah okay everybody your hands in okay one two three agree okay into the sidebar what I come up to this island there is normal looking sand I step on it starts spiraling sucking me under but there's a bottom limit to which I am taller than okay a parrot comes out of my mouth speaking with my voice telling me to go in back down to the dirt where there is some pineapple jelly uh what weird or not weird uh well I mean your head is above the level of the sand right you said so you're not in mortal peril also let me ask you a question is there a parade of ghost ships floating by there is not okay I don't think that's weird okay everybody put your hands in one two three all right I mean what if we land on on the island and I'm brought back into time uh back to the the eldridge years of no longer in the sand and we're not in the sand anymore there's no land or space and my body is not my body but I am one with everything and everything speaks to me and I hear everything all at once but also never at all is that weird okay so you're you're part of everything you're seeing everything you're hearing everything but are you seeing the ghost an endless parade of souls of the damned yeah no no not that weird I don't think that's okay everybody hands in one two three agreed okay and this has been a series of scenes where I was like the first one we were on the deck and talking and the second one we were in a little dinghy going to the island and then the last one we're like on the shore just talking about and there's in the background as billy is describing being one with the universe one of the pirates is just like what the fuck he's got a hell of imagination uh it was one of the fat skinny guys yeah totally yeah the two fat and skinny yeah they're the two guys you always see yeah short and mcguire uh okay so I think maggie and kareen and perel all agree to come on the island as well so they'll be around if you need their help with anything and we literally have a single data point for what is too weird which is an empty vessel uh filled with the souls of the damned yeah black parade floating by yeah totally uh so I'm gonna be this is I'll part the veil a little bit no idea what this island's about you can explore to your heart's content uh we don't know what's on here maybe we'll find something cool maybe we decide to leave oleander wants to look around and see if there's at least uh if there is anything super valuable that they could grab okay or maybe some food the island I'm imagining is a real like gray stony island kind of covered in evergreen trees uh there are sheer rock cliffs on some sides the side that you're on is the lowest but there's probably another beach or shoreline on the other side of the island it's kind of cramped in a way there are forested areas of a rocky hill but a lot of like nooks and crannies that you could poke around in cool yeah does it seem inhabited at all any signs of other people being here let's roll it to certain realities all right does that guys you can you can re-roll re-roll the brown one that was that'd be considered a jack die snake eyes god wanted it to happen like this excellent so you plus what sorry plus intelligence plus wisdom three cool uh so ving is wandering or what was that face I had an idea for what the the consequence was but no I want to hear it uh because he you made that promise to the snakes the promise to the snakes I don't remember that when we were when we were all high on ghost route they made you promise to help them get through to this side that promise might be coming due oh whoa interesting release them on the island um!

I that's what that's why I thought of it because it was a snake oh yeah uh well I mean I kind of like the idea maybe ving you're wandering around like everybody's just kind of spreading out on the island basically to see what they can find and um you feel a concentration of spiritual energy nearby something similar to sort of the conflicts that happened on the boat but more similar to sites of significance to the druids that you felt like in the principalities like in the north or in the great forest oh shit and you follow this feeling through a copes cops whatever of fir trees and you find nestled in um like a tumble of rocks at the base of like a stony hill what looks to be a fountainhead like a spring of crystal clear water kind of bubbly up from the ground forming this like natural well in the rocks cool I want to take some put a mason jar yeah it's ice cold and feels so nice so refreshing I'm I'm very tempted to have a drink but I'm not going to oh but you should I know think of how refreshing it would be that would be great think about hydrating you know I'm gonna make billy and tuck drink some first but uh yeah there's something about this the feeling of this place that's very familiar to you and you hear in your head in your soul like kind of a hissing and then remember you promised us mufasa remember yeah you promised a promise is a promise and talk what are you up to uh I walked down to like one of the shorelines right like one of the kind of like rockier beaches on the the island and I'm looking around and uh I recognize it from the vision of lillian and chimes and rian on like a young rian on a beach oh interesting yeah from that like little secret room in the light guard fort and I recognize it because the beach looks exactly the same but like on one of the sort of like rock faces that like the beach backs onto there's like a carving that a child made with a knife of like a small like one person dinghy like it's like a kid's drawing of a boat with like the triangle sail and I remember that from the division and yeah so this something about this beach does seem very familiar and this extremely faded keep that in mind you think that this might resemble kind of the design of like how a kid would draw a boat but it might also just be cracks and worn um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um like investigate and look for like good foods and stuff in this area oh okay 11 wow okay so billy knows that you can eat these flowers because they also grow uh in the in the everwood valley they're more they grow bigger and more lush out there but they have little ones here and they kind of taste like little strawberries cool yeah very sweet um and the herbs uh it's just like an oniony kind of herb that mirrors taught him that you can eat so he's gathering those um and he's really like rummaging around the roots of these trees and it's like he hears stuff oh like it's almost like the trees are like trying to like talk to him whoa interesting cool so you do get questions from the discern realities list oh I do yeah you get three because you got an 11 wow!

Fuck yeah what here is useful or valuable to me yeah you uh it does seem like the trees are trying to speak to you this tree that you're near is trying to communicate something to you in some way you think yeah billy's not sure what it's trying to say but he does feel a weird like kind of like familiar sense um what here is not what it appears to be um you are looking around the bases of these trees you're just like oh something you this feels familiar in some way still continuing to gather your little berries and herbs and then you notice at the base of this tree it looks like something was carved into it uh and you follow that carving up and there's more carvings and more carvings and you realize that most of the trees in this little grove uh have words and runes carved into them can I read them yeah I think you can yeah so billy like find some stuff and then you're like oh my god I'm gonna go to the tree and go to the tree and go to the tree and go to the tree and go to the tree and go to the tree and go to the tree high up actually in these this tree and he realizes he's been reading like seeing so much of it he sees like tall figures like weird robes and like loose clothing and a lot of clothing that's just made from the plants here he sees like that certain plants have like uprooted themselves and and and learned to like I don't want to say like walk but like move yeah like they move and then like through their life cycles like become more humanoid oh that's really cool interesting so that's what the runes are saying to you yeah it's kind of drawing that history about it cool is this the the origins of like humanoid fairies maybe maybe like there were pieces of the land that decided to become more maybe yeah there's a part of the tree part of the tree talks of boats that arrived here carrying these taller humans oh oh taller isn't like taller than average like people now like ving size yeah like taller than billy oh interesting hmm what should I be on the lookout for now that I'm up in this tree yeah totally yeah um you are up in the tree and you get a pretty good look at the island uh and on the other side the far side of the island is a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of where everybody is like it kind of the island goes up to a peak and then drops back down to the water you see on a jutting rock over the water on the other side of the island a rough old looking uh stone tower small like a squat ish kind of round watchtower looking structure yeah crumbled like part of the top of the tower is crumbled away looks like the elements have gotten to it but there's an old structure billy feels pretty safe on this island actually um so I think he's gonna go there nice sweet cool ving these voices in your head are getting pretty insistent that you help them yeah it's the snakes isn't it he says to the voices very good thank you so how are you going to get us out of here out of my head into the world into the world baby where are you now snake babies we're in the spirit world we're nearby but we could be closer can you show yourself uh you see shimmering in the surface of the well a reflection of like two snakes coiling around each other ving puts his head down into the pool submerging his gills entering the spirit water oh it gulps into fresh air spirit air you feel uh yourself pass through the veil between the material and the spirit whoa whoa and this appears to be yeah some sort of extreme thinning and this and the snakes are like swimming around each other in the water underneath you like circling what do you want of the real world and they're like you want to know the weird thing don't even know we don't know what it's like over there we want to we want to find out we want to experience the material we want to experience real solid earth beneath our scales I mean ving's not he knows it's not a great idea these spirit snakes into the world yeah certainly not what can I give of you I can give you a taste of the real world into yours I can bring something here I can't bring you back that was not the deal yeah well it's what I got for you uh what are you offering them specifically the moon what do you mean a part of the moon spirit I can bring you part of the full moon I can bring you moon juice you looking for moon stuff I got plenty because I think I might have some of that deep inside of me a well of moon juice ving is still figuring out his new powers yeah totally he's looking at them like maybe they know about the moon juice one of them is like bro are you offering us drugs because I don't want to dmt what are you looking for you were looking for moon juice I got Moon juice, bro.

Interesting. So I guess what are you offering to do for them? Like imbue them with this moon light? Give them something of the spirit of the moon here to take back to be part of their dominion. Interesting. They can become celestial moon snakes. Holy shit. You want to be forever? Become part of the sky. Okay. Roll a 2d6 plus charisma for a parlay. Okay. 10. Whoa. Interesting. They say to each other. You were my eyes. Now see with thine own eyes. The moon juice. Okay.

You can stop trying to sell us on it. We've been sold. Okay. Okay. Cool. So you're going to make us one with the moon spirit. I guess so. What? What would that do at this point? I mean, no idea what it did do. It could be like, you know how like some animals respond to the moon, like, but snakes don't like it could like fuck with their like circadian rhythm. Makes snakes nocturnal. Yeah. Or something. Maybe it'll give them more night sight. Yeah.

It's probably going to have some interesting ramifications. There's like, it's sort of like Chinese mythology with dragons, but like there's a whole thing where it's like, you know, in architecture. They've got all these circles for the dragons to like be able to travel through. It could be a thing where it's like maybe when the moon is full, that's when the snakes can come visit like the real plane. Whoa. Yeah. And then as it like wanes, then they're sent back to the spirit world. Yeah.

I can't give you this world all the time, but when the moon is full, you can come and visit. That's fucking rad. Really sick. Yeah. Very cool. The idea that, cause we've been talking about how like the moon is different in this world. The idea that it like mediates the distance between the, like the spirit realm and the material in the material realm also like lines up with the historical precedent that like the shattering happened and then stuff collapsed. Yeah.

When I like that, it means that the light, the physical light parts of the moon are different than the dark parts of the moon too. Yeah. Different chunks falling. Mm-hmm. That's cool. Yeah, that's sweet. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Yes. We accept. Okay. How do we do this? It's gonna get weird, bro. No. Come at me, bro. They just, you feel yourself compelled to plunge your hands into the pool as well.

Your arms getting, going deep into the, this reserve, this well of water as the two snakes coil up each of your arms basically, and just kind of spin. And then as they uncoil, they head back down your arms and they begin to glow with this like bright white brilliance. Yeah. Of the moonlight that you've come to know. Mm-hmm. The well is glowing with the light of the moon. Mm-hmm. Ooh. And they begin to swim in a circle in the well following one another, forming this like brilliant white circle.

And they carry on back down the well and disappear from sight, this light following them. Our deal is done. Thank you. He puts his hand out for a fist bump. They swim back up and they- They bop your face. Yeah. They bob your head with a fist and then they swim back down and they disappear from sight back into the spirit world. Okay. Ving just stands up, his head's like dripping, his hair just looks around. Okay, nobody saw that. There might be no ramifications.

Let's see how long I can keep this under wraps. The shot shifts to a wide of Ving just starting to run away from the beach that he's on. Two gigantic moonlit snakes chase him down the island. Tuck. What are you doing? Yeah, it cuts back to Tuck and he took the waning knife from Billy before he left the ship and you can see he went to where the carving of that little dinghy was and he retraces it and carves it back in from what he remembers from the vision in the keep.

And then next to it he carves the runic symbols of Tuck, Billy, and Ving which… Which are like an X, a Y, and an M. Just like… I don't know, he's been thinking about impermanence a lot so he's like, I'll just make this drawing last a little longer and then I'll leave a piece of myself here. Yeah. And then I guess that's it. I like it as you run your hand down the rock to kind of clear away the dust and the pebbles that got cut loose. You hear on the wind a faint chiming.

I look out to the ocean. It's clear. It's a clear, gray, dreary night. And I yell, Chimes! Chimes, is that you? No. I hear that on the wind. Chimes, who? Billy. Yeah, Billy is singing to himself. Really like jovial. Yeah. Really happy mood. Feeling energized. As he like traipses through the forest towards the tower. Mm-hmm. Did you tell anybody about the tower? Or are you just going by yourself? Nope. I just went by myself. Jesus fucking Christ. Excellent. Yeah.

And it's the closer you get, I'm going to retcon the image that how it looks a little bit. It's more, it's a lot of stacked flat stones and it's still quite tall, but it kind of forms this like beehive shape. Like it's wide at the bottom and then arcs up to like a, Oh, cool. Thinner domed top. And there's a wooden old door pressed into one side and windows, three windows kind of like this side, the back and the other side. Yeah. Pretty. Yeah.

And a little worn trail in the grass that leads from the forest up to the rock and to the tower. Um, I just walk into it. Yeah. You come inside and it is a spare and dusty old living space. Like there's a wooden table that looks like it's seen better days. A couple shelves set into the stone stacked walls with like knickknacks here and there, but it's covered in a pretty significant layer of dust. Okay. Uh, discern realities. The shelves. Yeah. Wisdom. Eight. Eight. Okay.

So you get one question. Um, what here is useful or valuable to me? You are kind of just poking around doing your usual blind kid, like fumbling around, like what's this, what's that, what's this over here. And I'm on the shelf above what looks to be like an old destroyed, like bedroll or bed, something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah.

Corner you see a a circlet of woven sticks like small probably green branches when they were young were used to like form this kind of uh it looks like it was maybe big enough to be worn on someone's brow you're looking at it like oh cool a little little headband and then you notice in the whorls and twists and twigs and leaves uh long gone now of these uh woven branches are words in the ancient druid fairy language like the orientation of the sticks is used to write a word and it writes a name that you've seen before what is it iliana oh whoa holy fucking shit what and that's where we're gonna go next for this week I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian abdulaziz that's fucking wild playing ving the half elf druid Paul Oppers I'm stunned playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie this is exciting uh thank you to uh aaron reed for our intro and outro music stuns every time thank you to all of our patreon supporters around the world supporting us on patreon at patreon.com Spout Lore or Spout Lore.com money please uh where they get access to a whole bonus rpg campaign uh monthly streams we just recently did a stream where the four of us wandered around in the woods for an hour it was a blast uh we also play fiasco every other month a good five minutes of that stream was us struggling our way up a muddy slope so donate at the ten dollar level you can see you can see it all you can see it all donated to twenty dollar levels to help us get some real hiking shoes you can get art you can get merch you can get a whole bunch of fun shit so check that out and finally thank you to you all for listening we'll see you next time and so ends the tale of adventures three who tried the best they can though dumb and scared and lost they be for times of rest in revelry and though our journey may be like a conclusion we will not leave you without a resolution return next week to hear some more whilst you commute or do your chores and for you I'd gladly spout more you

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You know them by deed. Their quests are famously daring. So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute. He knows not his home. He loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great pride. Billy's a thief. His tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best and brightest they may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close, for the tale's about to start.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Spoutlore. I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the Barbarian. Hello. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hello. And playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica Tai. Hello. When last we left our heroes, the battle was joined in the temple of the moon. Wrath and Ving squared off one-on-one. Wolf versus polar bear. Yep.

Well, no, first it was just a fight-fight until Ving took on the form of a moonlit Wolf-Man, pinning Wrath to the ground with his jaws, and then using the power of the! Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man.

Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. Wolf-Man. In an absolutely unbelievably effective stage battle where there was a lot of, oof, ah, ki-yai. There was a period of time where we were just kind of bouncing up and down and like pushing our fists into the air like we were dancing. Yeah. Billy was really overplaying the drama of the situation, which was the perfect distraction for his attempts to steal the Medjay text on the altar. Hell yeah.

Leaving an illusory copy in its place. So, Irk pretended to get knocked out. Billy went and freed Maggie and Perel with the aid of Tacoma Dome. And then Perel was given the Medjay text to study in an attempt to discover what Roth's plan was and if there was a way to stop it. Meanwhile, Maggie, Tuck, and Billy went and absolutely fucking wrecked house with a group of Medjay that had arrived. Tuck put his balls in some guy's face. Yeah, that guy got drenched in the trench, my friends.

He got pinched. Pinched in the gint. You got one more in you. He got… Dicked in the dick. There we go. Billy caught the attention of the mysterious sniper chasing him up the stairs and finding, as he grabbed a piece of this individual's clothing, a pouch full of the magic crystals that we had discovered in the past. Upon gathering this pouch, Billy was overcome with some sort of strong emotion. Mm-hmm.

Maggie and Billy continued the pursuit, Billy entering the fairy world briefly to attempt to catch up with this figure who, because of a failure, looked Billy right in the eyes with goggles that seemed to be made of the same blue crystal, said, Nice try, kid, and disappeared. That was fucked. Such a cool, like, young Indiana Jones moment, you know? Oh, yeah, totally! Yeah. Back in the chamber, uh, Roth…

Was overcome with, uh, near uncontrollable transformations thanks to Ving's spirit walker powers. And somewhat of a primal rage. Yeah, he began being filled with this animal rage as he swapped indiscriminately between forms, uh, Ving realizing that because he is not a druid druid, uh, he is without a tell, which makes him unable to process, kind of, uh, spirit power in the same way. Mm-hmm. Which would eventually kill him.

Uh, Ving's big move ended up being smashing the altar with Terry, Larry, and Chad Totally. To stop the ritual, which released some wave of spiritual turbulence, uh, causing Roth to begin losing control of the shape-shifting powers, becoming a chimera before your very eyes. And the same thing happened to Ving as the elements began to take over his body. Mm-hmm.

Something reached out to him, he reached back, and his body would, uh, body was filled with the purest moonlight, healing him of his previous tolls that nature exacted from him in his manipulation of the elements. That's so cool. And that is where we find ourselves now. Ving, uh, emanating the light of the full moon, Roth, writhing on the ground. Tuck is wearing sunglasses, looking directly at Ving. Whoa.

Uh, yeah, Billy's squinting his eyes, just getting a sunburn, basically, from how bright it is. Getting a sunburn from moonlight. That's how pale Billy is. That's how pale I am. Um, and Perel and Maggie, uh, are similarly just, like, mouth agape, staring at Ving, and Roth has fallen to his knees, shifting shape, uh, almost constantly, roiling like a, like a pot of stew. Oh, yeah. Like, his body changing constantly. As he just stares at Ving. Gross. Yeah, it doesn't feel good, for sure.

Tuck says, Tuck points and goes, gross. But Ving, you just look down, Roth is in agony. He's definitely losing control. Mm-hmm. And he very likely is dying. What do you do? Ah. He's got all of the animal forms. Mm-hmm. Um, Ving goes up to him, and he asks him, and he tells him, he's like, I can, I can take this away from you. I can help you. But you have to give it to me willing. Uh, 2d6 plus charisma. Nine. Seven to nine. Hmm.

What I'm basically offering him is to do what he did to me and stab all the different animals of the chimera to remove them from his soul. Yeah. But it would take away him dying, but then also his ability to shape shift. Mm-hmm. So he looks up at you. His, his chimeric form, uh, calms momentarily as he seems to come to terms with some decision and, uh, looks you in the eyes and says, I would rather die. Uh, Ving smiles a little bit and turns around and walks away. Mm.

I know that you guys wanted some information out of him. If you have a method that is not asking him politely, cause… Ving turns around and I'm thinking, I'm gonna do another thing. One more thing. Uh, you have moments before he… Can I try lightning in a bottle? Absolutely you can. Um, I go up to him and I hold his face in my hands. Um, I feel kind of bad for Roth. Mm-hmm. Um, very much consumed in his own, uh, thirst for power. Yeah.

Yeah, and I, I just, I hold his head between my hands and I watch his eyes. Yeah. And what do I see? Uh, you roll for it. Okay. I forgot to do that. A 10. Heck yeah. Okay, so that means that you can withdraw a memory and hold onto it indefinitely. So he kind of gives you the whole thing. Uh, you see a small boy that you determined to be Roth growing up on the streets of McCall. Oh no. Oh God. Not more of this. No empathy. Seeing… No empathy.

Seeing the people in the city that have power and how they wield it and the, the life that he led and the ways that people could use their power to help people and they decided not to and a hardening over time as he grew up, he got mean, he got vicious and did what he could to fight against people that had power and chose to abuse it. You see him like being, uh, welcomed and fed and clothed and trained by an elder Magi. It was that elder Magi, the guy who like tricked Ving into… Yeah. Yeah.

Into entering the chamber. Then Mike. Oh right. His name was Mike. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is, uh, you, the, you know, the viewer would recognize him as the same man. Um, you see him rise through the ranks as a cold hearted and ambitious person. Um, more recently I'd say within the last 10 years, uh, when he's like in his prime, uh, when he's like in his, uh, mid to late twenties, he is approached. You, this image seems, or this memory seems very significant to him.

He's approached by a kind of pale skinned older man, like wrinkles, kind of like jowly wearing a simple cloak and like a wide traveling hat and walking with a stick. And, um, he smiles very, very. He smiles very benevolently at Roth and he hands him a black coin with an eye carved in it. Whoa. And Roth's goals change from then on out. And he pursues the collection of power, like the removal of power from people and the hoarding of it.

And then you see events that are very familiar to you play out the fight in the lighthouse meeting Caroline. And, uh, right up to now. Oh man. Um, I'm I've obviously got Chamberlain's ring on, so tuck and Ving can see this play out. Um, I feel really bad for Roth. I'd like to stay with him while he dies. It doesn't take long. I want to make it easy for him to go. How do you do that? I put Paul sabotage right next to his head. I am Cork. And. And Billy pushes the bottle away. Not, not right now.

Billy has a memory of old bill taking care of Billy when he was sick. Um, and he would like brush his hair and rub his cheeks and all that stuff. And that's what Billy does for Roth. He like, you know, brushes Roth's hair, try to comfort him. That's cute. I speak to all the animal forms. That's what Ving does. He calms all the animal forms using, um, spirit. He's like, I'm going to go get some food. I'm going to go get some food. There's a ton of overexposed. There's a ton of overexposed.

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Who was that old man? Can I use my bardic lore? Gods and their servants. No. No, you can't. Histories? No. Legends of guitar heroes past? No. He's none of these? Not that you know of. Can I just Spout Lore then? Yeah. Okay. Six. Eight. Yeah, go ahead and roll 2d6 plus bond. Holy shit. 11. You should have spouted lore. Fuck. Like you're racking your brain. This isn't even a recalling of information. This is a connecting of dots. That man must be a member of the dark guard.

It's the only thing that makes sense. So can you describe him again? He was kind of pale. He was like white skinned, old. Jowly. Jowly. Seemed kind of kind, kind of benevolent and was wearing a simple traveling cloak, plain clothes, a wide brimmed hat. And carrying a stick. And Tuck remembers the song, the maiden and the thief, and that there was a character in it called the gibbous man. And it explicitly says like the gibbous man was waiting there in the waning light of night.

He told the thief quite peaceably he would not win this fight. It's like that like kind of like benevolent manner, like of like this like eldritch entity. Oh my goodness. And he's like, he's, he's kind of described as this wandering figure in the song. Even. Whoa. That's cool. Irk stumbled, stumbles to his feet and walks forward and sees Roth lying on the ground and nods to himself. He wasn't going to stop. What would do him justice? How would he like his body returned to the earth?

In the past, you know, the Medjai that have have died, have their final rights have always been of the elements. Yeah. And they're like, I'm going to burn him, bury him, freeze him, sink him in the sea. Whatever's easiest. Well, let's cut them up and do all of those just to be respectful. All right, here we go. Maybe it's not. Let's just burn him. Let's go up to the top of the keep and build a pyre. So you're going to take him to the top of the tower and just burn him. I think so.

I feel like that's the best way to kind of like send them off. Um, you want to search his body, right? Yeah. Let's let's steal anything that he's got on first. Let's go ahead and loot his body. Yeah. Let's take his corpse real quick. I don't want to have those coins with us, but he was given one. Oh fuck. Right. Does he have that coin that the Gibbous man gave him? Uh, he, yeah, he has it on him. Oh shit. Yeah. But he's just, he's just carrying it with him. Yeah.

I'll, I'll just take it and I'll put it with the rest of my coins. Yep. I mean, I think the thing is, is that I think, um, the Medjai were kind of like aesthetic, so he doesn't have a lot of possessions. Hmm. I think he got, you know, like some ornamentation in his hair. Oh, what is it? It's like one of braided into mine. I think it's, I think it's rings of different like, uh, kinds of stone, like different elemental pieces, but that's all he's really got. Okay. Or can I have these?

Whatever you want to do. I'm, I'm done with this. This is, this is over for me, so I don't care what you do with them. Thanks for keeping your promise. I'm really hoping that it. Ends up being worth it. What will you do now? I don't know. Sign on with a boat, see the world a little bit. Never really left my call. So this has been pretty exciting, but maybe I'll just take up fishing. I think I'm done with excitement for a while. And he kind of just awkwardly like waves like, well, uh, see ya.

Bye. Bye. Thanks for the book. Hey, happy to help. Hey, thanks for the book. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Thanks for magically binding me towards it. No. Hey, yeah. Yeah. Thanks for casting a, some kind of a freaky fairy spell on me was, uh, no problem. Yeah. I don't really know how to say bye.

People usually just leave and then I wait for them. Um, I'll see you another time. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I'll, I'll see you. I'll see you another time. Uh, actually, Hey, I never broke my promise. What happens now is our, I think I have the book, so I'm good. Is it complete? I guess so. Nothing's going to happen to you. I don't really know what would happen if, if you didn't. So Billy, he would have died. You made the promise. I would have died. I don't remember these things.

I, I live a busy life. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Bye. You're going to go alive. Thanks for holding your promise. Whatever. See ya. See ya at the pub. Yeah, maybe. Bye. Bye. Bye. And his voice carries up the stairs and he's gone. Man, we're really weird when people leave. I don't know what I'm doing. Hey guys, Perel is here. I said in the third person. Hey, what's up? Perel's here. Um, are there still people in this tower that want to kill us?

I feel like they would have all gotten too scared to leave. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like they would have all gotten too scared by all the spirit stuff that was going on. Yeah. There's been a, like I'm here of animals and elements. I don't know. Cool. Let's go then. Let's get out of here. Yeah. I pick up Roth's body so we can burn it. Okay.

Is there anywhere, can I discern realities just to see if there's maybe some legs around here? Oh right. Norman's legs. You're weirdly invested in me. Hey, he, a man asked him for a favor. Yeah. You can do something really cool that I could, we could give him as legs that would be, you know, obviously his legs aren't here. Who knows? You could discern realities and we'll say it's for the whole building. Okay, great. Plus wisdom. Nine. Nine. Could use a hand or a foot. Billy will help.

And just by also searching. Yeah. Uh, uh, seven. Whoa. So I, I'm just like wandering through the halls, just looking around, pretending I'm, oh, I'm going to be a little bit more of a, uh, a little bit more of a, uh, a little bit more of a, uh, uh, a little bit more of a, uh, a little bit more of a, uh, a little bit more of a, uh, a little kid. You know, I'm just like, okay, I'm going to come around pretending I'm a lost kid. Yeah. It's, it's odd. Everybody left.

It seems whatever the captain's council clearly wasn't here. Uh, the Medhi got them to leave and the Medhi that survived have escaped. Um, so they're in the wind. Um, some perhaps literally at this point it's like wandering around in middle school, like during summer vacation. Totally. Um, so you get three questions. Uh, what here is most like legs. Okay. Useful to me. Uh, maybe there's like a.

Exhibit like a dinosaur bone oh yeah we found these other legs some other beasts anthropology room yeah yeah that's from the light guard days I would say that there probably is like a um an exhibit of sorts that is like stuff that the pirates have captured over time like different captains having little displays so you do find like there are two displays that have like different wooden legs like a peg leg and a more like articulated wooden leg um you could return these to norman for sure you're not sure that his actual human physical legs are in this building anymore that's fine I'll take those legs okay great uh ving takes some legs and you got two more questions what's about to happen you look out one of the windows like one of the um kind of arrow slit windows higher up and towards the town and you can hear like clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang and it looks like maybe people are gathering to come see what was going on.

Oh. It's clear that whatever disturbance was taking place here also affected the town somehow. Oh, shit. Plus there's a huge fire on the roof. True. I bet word got out. Right. We should maybe slink away from here and pretend we weren't involved in this. Let's get out of here. Yeah. You got one more question if you want it. And there is like a tower full of stuff that you could pilfer if you chose to. Do we want to pilfer? Guys, how are you feeling? We'll just get the hell out of here.

I feel like we can just get the fuck out of here. Yeah. There's only one thing I want and it's not here, I guess. What do you want? Revenge? Yeah, revenge. Thank you, Bing. I feel like no one understands me sometimes, but Bing, you always get me. You've got to have revenge eyebrows right now, Billy. Thank you. Let's get out of here. Yeah. So you can, there is time for you to just like to slip out a side entrance. Okay. You've got Perel and Maggie. You kind of got to support them on the way out.

Tuck is carrying Perel like a little baby. He's got his arms wrapped around. Your neck. Thank you so much, Tuck, for carrying me out of here. That's okay. And then Tuck, there's like a scene where he like kicks open the front doors of the keep and then music swells behind him as he like runs out of the burning keep with Perel. At one point he lets go and Perel's still just hanging there because he's holding on so tight. Are you just like outside the keep, like in an alley or something?

We're in the bushes. We're in the bushes. We're back in the bushes. And Norman's like, how'd it go? We got your legs. We got you some legs. Oh, look at these things. And he starts popping off his own legs and putting the new ones on. They're totally mismatched. Different heights and everything. He's just like, this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. Thank you so much. Oh man, you should see the effigy carved in stone in the keep. It's incredible. You were there.

You always will have been. Oh my God. And he stands up out of the bush. On his new legs. Just like, my life's work is done. Farewell. And he steps forward onto the shorter leg and falls right on his face. And does a bobbing walk off towards the town. And then I turned to these guys. I was like, we might've actually just framed Norman for everything that happened in there. Oh, he's fine. That wasn't our purpose from the beginning. Okay. And yeah, the question is, where to?

So Maggie is like, all right, let's get back to the Clearwater and then we can gather. What Clearwater? The Clearwater's gone. What? Yeah. Caroline might've just sent it off. Or she might've sold it to the Pirates Council. Caroline. But, okay. She betrayed us. No, no, no. It was a fucked up situation. Do you guys want to explain it or should we cut forward 10 minutes? Okay. Yeah. We do explain it to her though. And that's what happened. And Maggie's got her head in her hands.

She's like, a demon this whole time? It seems like most of the time that somebody's bad, a demon's involved. Even Roth, demon. Was he a demon? No, he just had a coin with him. But Caroline, Corrine had one inside her body? Mm-hmm. Yeah. It seemed like it was kind of mediating. Yeah. And stabilizing the demon inside of her. Because when she ended up coughing it up, the demon tried to go into Ving. And now it's in here.

And he lifts up a half shirt he's been wearing to reveal like the shards of white coin in his chest. Whoa. Does it look fucked up? Well, I don't know. It's kind of cold. You should probably cover that up a little bit. He puts the kimono back on. It looks good on you. Thanks. I'm going to keep the kimono on that so people don't see what the fuck's going on under here. I like that. So where's Corrine? Do we just leave her behind? No. We left her at the clinic. Oh. She was vertog. Okay.

I think she's interested in picking up the thread and following it to where it's going. Oh. All right. Shall we? I suppose. And, you know, walk, walk, walk. There's a bunch of- Walk, walk, walk. Yeah. That's how you guys- Sound when you walk. We don't do that. We do it in secret. Walk, walk, walk. Walk, walk, walk. There's a bunch of commotion. Like, every once in a while, people be like, oh, my God. Did you hear what happened in the fort? As they, like, rush past you. Mm-hmm.

But you get to Vertog's clinic, and Vertog is there, and so is Corrine. And Maggie walks into the room ahead of all of you. Mm-hmm. And she enters the room that Corrine is resting in, and she just looks at her. Oh. Uh, hi. Uh, hi. And Corrine goes, hi. Oh, she doesn't remember her. And Maggie just goes like, can we just have a second? Uh, yeah. We'll try and find a boat to hire. Okay. Yeah, I'll see you guys in a minute. We need a second. And he sits down in a chair. And they both look at Ving.

I'll go. I'll get a boat. I'll help get a boat. You're right. I'm better on boats. Should we hop in? Oh. Oh.

Yeah yeah he probably probably there yeah uh so you guys go to the hound yep and um you are walking towards the hound and uh just as you're like it's it's a raucous place always especially with uh whatever's been going on there's a lot of excitement and uh you're going towards the door and you go to reach the door and there's a crash as a body is thrown through the window next to the door and captain ollie underdreyfus hits the ground and gets up and goes oh hey ollie what the fuck just happened uh just uh just a normal disagreement between old friends how was your uh infiltration yeah when uh went okay I would say and then you hear in the back clang clang clang clang fire burning oh yeah okay yeah so that was you cool and you hear a yell from scythe dry fish get back in here we're not done and he's like crabs just cool it I'm with my friends okay we'll finish this later uh you want to come in get a drink no we want you we need a boat now now now now now please um I mean there's the matter of payment yeah and I've got to resupply and I've got to pay my crew like I can't we gotta what are we looking at tomorrow morning when's as soon as you can get ready is it still night I think it's like dawn ish oh uh so tomorrow morning is in like an hour from now that'd be great I mean if you if you make it worth my while I could probably pull some strings I'm gonna need a little bit of uh cashola to grease some palms you know what I mean I don't have cashola yeah we kind of lost all of our money we gave it all away I'll give you this light crystal I think it's worth a lot he squints one eye holds it up to the light it's sunstone is it really yeah man this is light crystal I don't think this is sunstone that's sunstone dude are you trying to lie to him no I think it's actually sunstone why'd you write light crystal and not sunstone because that's we were kind of calling them maybe the magic crystals also gave off light oh so I think that's what this is okay I mean ollie holds the the blue crystal up to the light and sees how it glimmers and is like I could probably trick somebody into buying this oh cool sick yeah all right I'll uh I'll meet you outside in hour and a half yeah all right we'll meet you at your boat okay I'll see you later and uh thanks ollie he puts a foot on the windowsill and dives back into the other the other non-broken window and uh you leave him to his business uh okay so you've got like an hour and a half two hours before you uh go meet ollie back at the dock and head out yeah anything that you want to take care of or do we just jump ahead I want to talk to parell and you guys I guess about those that pouch of crystals oh yeah do you want to get a a table at the hand while we hash this out yeah billy I could use a snack I I could use a snack too thank you for thank you for always looking out for me I'm just hungry myself like weirdly hungry being is like weirdly very hungry yeah starving you enter the hound you see ollie uh is in a headlock and uh uh some kind of big burly dwarf is just hammering him in the face over and over he waves at you and you continue on to your table negotiations are going good yeah man that guy's got a lot of friends uh and it is the usual motley assortment of uh customers here at the hound people from all corners of the globe and you just grab a table augustine is there but um he seems really busy so he you're not in his section tonight uh so a who's the who's the server that's helping you today is it like a teenager I think it's someone who just started big lanky teenager hi yeah welcome to the hound thank you my name's gall I'm gonna be your server for tonight can I start you off with some drinks could I have a cup of water cup of whopper sorry what'd you say cup of whatever whatever he said that's what I said what else could I get a a roast pheasant uh yeah roast f e z okay uh sorry do you guys have clams clams um probably can I have one giant clam oh okay all right I'll see you tonight clam I'll take whatever clams you have left remaining clams billy just ordered all the clams okay uh so I got a cup of whopper a blasted pheasant one big ram and sundry clams I'll be right back sounds good thank you and he uh he turns around and takes half a step before slamming full on into another guy and goes sorry and then spins around him and he's like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be One of the rooms above.

I asked you all here with me today. I don't know why I'm being so formal about it. Continue, my kind sir. Just before you continue, Perel comes out of a door next to you and is like, they have karaoke here. Oh, that's cool. Did you guys already order? We did. It's okay. I got a lot of clams coming. Perfect. That's what I was going to get anyways was a lot of clams. Cool. I need to show you all this stuff that came off of that mysterious bandaged person. Oh, right. Oh, yeah.

That guy with that range weapon. Yeah. With the blue crystals. Secretly from everyone else in case they want to steal it, I dump out some crystals to show you. Oh, shit. These are the magic crystals, Billy. I thought so. I put one in my mouth. It tastes like licking a battery. Spicy. Spicy, hey? I also put one in my mouth. Your tongue is tingling for sure. Perel's like, stop putting them in your mouths. Why? I grabbed another one. Get them out of your mouth. I put it in my mouth.

I spit out like three of them. I take Perel's hand and put it in my mouth. Perel reaches into Tuck's mouth and takes the crystals out. Stop it. Stop it. They all have a different flavor. They do? No. Yeah, they do. I grab another one and put it in my mouth. Well, wait. What do they taste like? Well, and Perel's holding one and is just like, eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. No. Oh, wow. They do. Is that asparagus? Huh. So, this person just had a pouch of these? Yeah. I don't know what for though.

And this, okay, this is the other thing. When I was in the shadow world, the person saw me. It was like they were wearing these glasses, their goggles or whatever, and it was like made out of the same stuff as this. Really? And they saw you? They saw me. How did you know they saw you? Because they said, nice try, kid. Whoa. What? That shouldn't be possible. I know. It's really rude. There's no, how would they, people haven't done this since the Exodus.

Like this shouldn't be, I haven't seen anything like this since my imprisonment. It's basically people that worked with magical materials to create advanced technology. So, he's like an engineer basically? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Defuser no you just have to know what you're doing but like the materials are so uncommon now that it's very unusual that someone would even have all of the materials they need to make stuff like this well it seems like they are now missing a large portion of something very valuable to them what was what do you remember about the the weapon that they carried um it was long and there was a button that they would press it made like a little horn sound too yeah like a tiny rock came out of it but came out really fast a rock was it like a blade no it was like oh it was like pointy like a rock it's like yeah it's a tiny little pointy flat sharp edged rock and it made a it made a noise yeah like a little honk was that what that noise was yeah was them firing this weapon I think so huh uh yeah you can roll something because he's basically like I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to think about this someone else did I fucked up the last Spout Lore okay I'll do it because it comes from the exodus so I can use my wisdom uh yep 2d6 plus wisdom eight nice perel says you know back in the day there were wizards or machinists that would use basically things like this more refined basically like magical magic like thalmic batteries to power objects or machines uh so maybe they figured out a way to use these crystals raw as they are to power whatever weapon they're using and also found a way to mill the crystals in a way that they can make lenses so then they can see into the other realms what I don't know I'd have to get a closer look at their godlike goggles but maybe they maybe there's parts in there that allow them to see things that aren't visible to normal perception I'm gonna have to think about it but um and he like piles them back into the bag and cinches it tight and is just gives back to billy and he's like keep those close and I'll take a look at them later but don't let anybody get those okay okay I've got the waiters scared the shit out of all of us a bunch of like okay I've got the waiters scared the shit out of all of us a bunch of like okay I've got the waiters scared the shit out of all of us a bunch of like crystals like fly in the air as I I spilled my whopper yeah he he says I got a glass of water and he gives you a water of a glass of what looks to be chicken stock uh he's got a blasted pheasant gives you a burger uh he got uh one big slam and he gives you like um giant t-bone steak a huge steak and he gives remaining clams and he gives billy a plate of clams thank you anything else I can get you can I have a fork oh oh my yeah I'm so sorry I'll be right back I'm so sorry can I have it now yes I'm sorry I just I feel really weird you can't be like this around serving staff I just I just I'm I'm used to being a monster physically and now it feels like it's moving on the inside right yeah pro's like bing how are you feeling you're and he like reaches out and grabs your hands like holds your hands in his hands and he's like look you're like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry your hands your hands are so soft yeah of course they are I moisturize oh my god all right okay okay your hands are pretty soft too they're like brand new no they're not yeah bing is like he looks normal again he looks like season one vick now right yeah yeah you look normal nothing nothing wrong with normal but how do you feel somebody's looking at me like what are you looking at oh they just shrug at you all right fine I look at the bag of of crystals and I wonder like is it because of these hey the other thing about these crystals is it's like like it's like I can hear them kind of like when perel was evil and I could hear perel whoa what perel's eyes widen and he kind of scoots back a little bit goes what it's like it they talked to me or something what are they saying um they said I don't know like secret stuff like billy gets all embarrassed he's like I don't know they were just saying like maybe maybe you didn't respect me or like care about me when I was in a bad mood now and at first I was like believing it and then and then I realized like I'm not thinking that like these are telling me okay and then I I pick up billy and I give him a hug and I was like billy I trust you I trust you like to you hold on to these if you feel like you want to I'm scared that they're making ving mad they're not I'm sorry I've been through a lot okay I also trust you billy I hope that helps it does and you're not going to try like steal them in the night to try to become a wizard again no no I'm not okay and I turn to perel and I'm like is it possible that there is like part of your evil aspect in these polar or whatever he was called I don't I don't know I'll have to think about it but if these crystals are formed naturally the way they usually are it means that they were formed hundreds of years ago like normal crystals so it'd be pretty amazing if polar was able to influence them in any way okay well let us know if it happens again yeah definitely talk to us if you can if you can hear them again okay hmm okay I've got I brought forks and he dumps like 20 forks on the table hey goal yeah you're doing a great job thank thank you that really that really means a lot to me you're a very good waiter I can tell that you haven't been doing this very long I haven't my dad's on this place and they uh really wanted me to get a job but I just want to be I just want to paint but I need to work to buy paint uh and um my voice started doing this recently and it's really stressing out it sounds cool what yeah really yeah I've never heard anyone sound like you thank you uh if you need anything just shout and he uh trips over his own shoes and lands on his stomach and uh kind of belly crawls away um so you guys can just you know unless there's anything else you want to take care of in the hound you know we can jump forward yeah to the dock side um and you are standing next to captain olyander drive okay billy filled a to-go bag with all the clam shells just the shells yeah because I ate the clams and the seagulls are going nuts there's like 15 seagulls flying above billy I'm trying to build a little like like shell castle I'm swatting the seagulls away like stop it just wait till I'm done and they picked billy up a few times so tuck is like actively trying to get them out of there so that they don't see him and they're like oh my god I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry steal his kit yeah what's you drop him right now make us make us make us uh and uh oly is got like you know bags of shit over his shoulders that he's throwing to um currently nameless crewmen on board who are taking it below decks and uh maggie and kareen come walking down the the uh the jetty kareen is walking slowly definitely kind of limping a little bit she's got a new traveling cloak on it's thick and it's got like a big fur rough around the collar and maggie has all her shit uh such as it is which is not very much she is she bought a coat too but she doesn't have her weapons she doesn't have much of anything and they uh stop next to you and maggie puts her hand on kareen's shoulder and goes we've uh you know smooth things over so to speak uh got to know each other a little bit and kareen would like to um well you can and she gestures kareen forward and she goes I'd uh I think I'd really like to come with you if that's okay yeah hell yeah we'd love to have you okay I don't know how much use I'm gonna be um it's been a long time we don't really have that much use we just kind of get things done without a lot of use so I bet you'll find your use all right uh well thank you for everything and she heads up on board and perel comes walking down the deck he obviously went shopping a little bit uh before he came he's got a he's got a sun hat on and uh surprisingly practical clothing who is this they wow they have like no finery for sale on this whole island I swear it's like one big barksburg warehouse I don't know what I thought pirates were flashy I don't know what the deal is this is depressing and he just goes up on the deck and he's like I don't know what the deal is and ollie hops down onto the jetty and he's like all right I think we're uh pretty much loaded up ready to go all right I leave my my shell castle for the seagulls and they immediately dive bomb it and shells go everywhere um yeah what is the name of ollie's ship I was just I thought of a name and I was like that is definitely the name of like a divorced uncle's boat what uh the sun runner oh yeah that's oh yeah um yeah okay so the boat's called the sun runner yeah cool it's much more expensive than the uh clear water but it's fast as hell sick um this guy is is han solo in a lot of ways his ship is kind of a piece of shit but it's got it where it counts and it's so fast it's awesome there's like a big couch several big couches like all over the deck there's so many couches you go down you go down underneath and there's like a heavy bag for boxing there's like a bunch of posters of scantily clad folks on the walls there's a pinball machine yeah all those beer bottles yeah I don't know what's going on here I don't know what's going on here I don't know they're like on a coat rack to make like a little trees like you know I like to keep it a little festive a little fun it's nice yeah those neon lights yeah they are it's worm glass I got it in mccall and he uh taps it and it says uh budweiser what do you think that's cool pretty cool who's bud oh there's a little friend of mine my old bud nice yeah anyway where are we going I mean I guess we're really going for the frozen north but were we gonna try hibernia I can't remember um okay ollie's spread out a chart and he's like all right so we're here and he puts his finger on the four frost islands and we gotta go here and he points to like um a big peninsula in the north and he's like so this is where the thing that you're looking for is oh yeah that glacier yeah okay uh well uh fun fact and he kind of drags his finger down to uh a pretty solid rectangle that's like in between he's like this is the wall of fog we're gonna have to go through this if we want to get there shit have you ever done that before um yeah it's scary for sure uh sunrunner's pretty fast so we've outrun a couple things didn't really get a good look at them glad we're as fast as we are but um it's gonna be eventful if we gotta go there is there any other route we could take yeah we could technically go this way and he like um takes his finger up the coast to a bunch of like inlets and channels that seem to create uh some kind of way around he's like but that's gonna take way longer okay are you on any kind of time crunch kind of then it's probably the wall of fog all right well if all it is I mean I figured we'd probably be heading towards it yeah uh do you guys have uh like cold weather clothing because it's gonna get fucking cold billy looks down at himself tuck's got a kimono yeah I'm all I'm good I'll uh I'll see what I have we'll figure out something okay whatever man just use a lot of blankets uh I got a bunch of old fleece blankets in a pile you can use yeah billy's already like rifling through the blankets yeah this will fit this will fit this will fit oh my god um okay so I guess I mean I we could do undertake a perilous journey yeah okay so someone is going to roll uh scout ahead and someone is going to roll undertake a perilous journey are you okay ving yeah I'm fine I'm totally normal just like everyone else normal normal ving glad to not be having everyone's eyes on me he's like a the reality uh a tv star who went into an alternate universe while he wasn't on a reality tv show and now he's like kind of like being like I liked everyone thinking I was a freak I'm gonna say vings may be a little too overcome with his new change to take part in any of these shows I'm gonna say ving's maybe a little too overcome with these roles no I'll do the role I'll scout ahead or whatever okay so yeah you can roll scout ahead it's uh and someone's gonna have to roll um navigate I'll do them both uh no just do the one you're just gonna do the one I'll uh I I mean I shouldn't help now I don't know what I'm doing I'll navigate we're going north I know the way oh right yeah and billy you scout most sure best I scout really well okay so scout is 2d6 plus wisdom and I'm gonna do the one I'm gonna do the one I'm gonna do the one I'm gonna do the one I'm gonna do the one I'm gonna do the one I'm gonna do the one navigate is 2d6 plus intelligence nice I got five plus wisdom seven shit uh okay so on a seven to nine for scout ahead choose one from the list below you get the drop on whatever lies ahead you discern a beneficial aspect of the terrain a shortcut shelter or tactical advantage you make a capital d discovery you notice sign of a nearby capital d danger I think a discovery would be fun okay so you set sail and you are um the sky's gray it's cold it's snowing you know like usual um and a few hours pass ollie is at the wheel of the sunrunner uh what's everybody just doing while they're hanging out um billy is like burritoed up in some of the blankets and he's just like chilling on one of the couches up on the deck mm-hmm watching out nice yeah yeah that's great you're reading one of the maximum magazines yeah looking at a lot of pictures not really understanding what he's looking at completely yeah so many times we have like taken the magazines away from billy but he finds more somehow I always find them and all he's like hey it's not it's just maxim there's no nipples it's okay and what they don't know is billy's just looking at the food ad I love the full note wow we say hey it's just a hot dog yeah it's just a hot dog that gets long and it's just a hot dog that gets long and it's just a hot dog that gets longer and longer it's an ad for the hot dog festival that happened two years ago wow um what what are tucking being up to um tuck had actually pulled ving aside to like check in on him because he's been kind of off since he like became a christ-like figure in the chamber of the moon or whatever what of it it's like dude I mean like you you went through like a huge transformation you look totally different yeah and you've been acting like kind of upset I guess but yeah yep yeah I feel like I lost myself a little bit I really got tucked into feeling like a freak I guess like you liked it I don't know if I liked it but I I knew why I was what what it was but right now I don't know what I am right it was like all of your scars was I accepted all those uh I accepted paying nature's price so many times over and I knew why I was doing it I don't know why I am like I am or what I am right now I'm glowing like turn the light off close the door all right I turn the light off and close the door I look like a gin and tonic at a nightclub this is fucked up thing is glowing yeah it's weird give me the knife okay and I hand the fuck is the knife cut to billy billy's using the the knife to cut out the food ads from the magazine and he's making a little like like a dinner plate a little collage like a vision board yeah oh dinner when I get to a hotel or a restaurant I'm like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like oh my god I'm gonna be like this is what I'm gonna eat and that is gonna be spaghetti and meatballs and also this protein shake and this egg it's not even a cooked egg it's just an egg in the shell it's like an article cut in the shape of an egg look for for dessert a bunch of chicken drumsticks and ice cream drumsticks yum and there's two random sailors watching this happen yeah and they're both uh we got a we got a skinny guy fat guy configuration and they're both like yeah that sounds pretty good doesn't it yeah that sounds pretty good to me too let's talk about those drumsticks more well they're really crispy and no the ice cream ones the ice cream ones yeah they're crispy too they're crispy because look at it it has a chocolate shell on it and then you can add coconut sprinkles on top damn and then when you're thirsty you drink milk kid you are out of your mind I know I know but then you go really crazy and you add the ox blood and they both look at each other and go oh can you imagine I can't even imagine it's been like six months since I've been to a restaurant like that and then you can get some clams oh I just pull out some clams from clam shells from my pocket oh the shells okay and then cut forward another 10 minutes and there's a group of 10 guys just watching billy describe food 25 sequels circling above him and think about it like this when you add them all up in a sandwich form how quickly you can eat it also the many levels of flavors that you can combine oh my god kid you're a fucking genius thank you and uh we got we cut back skinny guy food and we're gonna go to the next one and we're gonna go to the next one and we're gonna go to the next one fat guy are in the crowd and fat guy grabs skinny guy by the front of the shirt and points at his face and goes one day teddy we're gonna go to a restaurant just like that just like that man he's like you mean it's like I mean it and they both hug each other and they're sobbing then we come back downstairs and then yeah tucks just patting his pockets I think billy took the knife oh billy must have it anyways I don't I don't know thanks for checking it look dude I understand I understand that That, like, your scars and, like, the way that you kind of, like, paid for your powers was, like, a big part of, like, your identity and how you thought about yourself.

That's how everybody saw me. I mean, it's not how Billy and I saw you. No? We saw what was in here. And he points… He points at Ving's chest, but he resists the urge to point at his crotch. You can see his hand shaking. And he grabs his wrist with, like, the other hand to stabilize it. Ving grabs his hands and starts, like, pulling it down to his dick. Don't you dare do this! Boop. Pokes him in the dick. I hear what you're saying.

Look, the fact that you don't hold the scars anymore doesn't change the sacrifices that you've made in the past. And the fact that you don't have them anymore doesn't change how Billy and I see you. You're still the same guy. You're still my wife. Kind of. You're still the man I married, kind of. Billy's still the son that we squeezed out of our butts or whatever. Did you guys hear that? What? It's the sound of a thousand shippers crying out in elation. Tuck calling Ving his wife. We did it!

We did it, everybody! He just touched his dick! Tuck is like, Okay, look. I wanted to check in to make sure you were okay. Like, also physically. Like, that you were okay. Like, that you weren't, like, dying or anything. I don't know. I do feel different. I'm hungry all the time. Okay, I have to tell you something. Uh-huh. Kind of fucked up. Okay. That happened before we left McCall. Yeah? Um, I talked to Ama at the party to try and get him to, like, look at me and see what I was again.

And he couldn't see anything. But he tried to look… Into my future. And, uh, he gave me a prophecy that I was gonna die. What do you mean? He said, It will end for you beneath a burning tree. And the last thing you say will be a lie. Tuck, he… You're not gonna die. You're too strong. You can't die. Look, dude. We don't talk about it. But we always knew that I was gonna go first. You're an elf. Billy's forever. But I'm gonna go first. So I have to know, when I go, that you've got Billy.

Well, I… I will always… Be there for him. And… I will always be there for you. Even if you're not there. Oh. Oh. Not to cry. My bad. Just let it out, man. I'm fine. I'm so hungry. Billy's up there talking about drumsticks and shit. I can hear him. He's talking so loud. He's basically immediately above us. Yeah. I have to talk loud because there's a group of 20 now. This boat is not that big. But somehow there's 20 people. Another boat is pulled up alongside.

There's guys climbed up into the rigging. My God. A meal fit for a king. I feel like the idea of Billy's become an orator of food. And I go, also, there's another thing. You know how like Billy forgets stuff? Mm-hmm. I think eventually he probably will forget me. And I want you to make me a promise that when he forgets me, you'll let him forget me. Sorry. No, that's really sad. Because he has to. He's too little. That's a lot of feelings. It's a lot of stuff he has to not remember.

Eventually he has to forget me. Tucky doesn't have to forget you while I'm still around. Those feelings are okay for him to have. And he needs to know that too. He can forget in his own time, but he won't forget you while I'm still around. Okay, how about this? Just tell him stories about me. Not that I was his dad. Not that I was, I traveled with you guys. But just tell him the stories of what we did together. Okay. I can do that. It'll be very hard.

I guess that's that's your scar to carry, man. It's your price to pay. Fuck. Brutal. We cut back up top. Billy, the crowd is dispersed. You're just dreaming about the big sandwich that you thought of. I'm just dreaming about the sandwich. The sandwich? Yeah. Well, you're thinking about the sandwich. Oh, yeah. Daydreaming as you're looking with your binoculars out into the misty day. You've been traveling for hours and hours now.

The sun is high in the sky, but it's still just as gray as it's been since you set sail. Except in the distance, now, just over the horizon, you see smoke. I wander up to Oleander. Hey, kid, what's going on? There's some smoke up ahead. Oh, what? Yeah, take a look. He reaches down and pulls out an actual spyglass. He sees you holding your hand, hands up to him and goes, okay. And he grabs the spyglass that he has and he unfurls it and he puts it up to his eye and goes, oh, yeah.

Ooh, that's a lot of smoke. Where is it coming from? And he looks closer as the ship sails a little bit closer and he goes, I think it's a village. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I see buildings. Oh, no. Are we near a place? He looks at the chart that he keeps next to the wheel and he looks at the map and he looks at the map and he looks at the map and he points at an island that has no name. Okay. But he's like, yeah, I guess it's not named on the map, but I guess people live out here.

Maybe go get the other two. Okay. I've got the blanket. I get out of the blanket. I'm too burritoed up. And this is an emergency. Okay. So I go downstairs to where Tuck and Ving are. Hey. Hey, why are you crying? We're not. What are you talking about? You're crying. You're crying. You're crying. I'm not crying. You're crying. No, there's cats down here or something. Really? Okay. Later, tell me where the cat went. Okay.

So I came to tell you that there, I saw some smoke and it looks like there's a village burning. We're near land. Oh, fuck. What? We might have to stop and look at it. Okay. And Maggie is… Sorry. That was the worst. No. No, that's perfect. That's exactly what the kid would say. Do you want to do it again? Yeah. Okay. Do it again. I think Oleander wants to take a stop there. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah. That's bad. Also. What? What? No, that makes sense. What? Do it again. One more time.

I don't know what to say. This is how many times Billy has said it. Yeah. Try it one more time, buddy. No. We believe in you. No. I don't want to say it anymore. What don't you want to say? I don't want to say that we have to take a break. We have to take a look at the burning village because it feels stupid. So come up when you want to. You go back above deck and Oleander is standing there with Maggie and he looks at the three of you and says, we have to take a look at the burning village. See?

And he goes, you know, out here, it's always good to stop and look for salvage. You know, it sounds a little cold hearted, but if there's anything, there we can use, we should grab it. Yeah, man, we're totally down with grave robbing. Oh, sick. Okay, perfect. Yeah, we're going to go rob some graves. And if there are people there that need help, we can help them too.

So you get closer to the village and it is like a piece of shit rock, basically with like some grass, but mostly just a small collection of really shabby buildings with like a crappy jetty and some boats. Nothing is actively like on fire on fire, but there's a lot of smoldering. It looks like the snow has gone a long way to putting stuff out, but some of the buildings look like they're caved in and you see lumps, even from this distance that look like bodies. Under snow? Fuck.

Yeah, under like a layer of snow and Ollie drops anchor and is like, all right, who's, you guys want to come? Oh, yeah. I'll maybe hang back with Billy. Sure. Okay. Maggie goes, I'll come with you and Corinne's like, yeah, I'll come too. And Perilla's like, no thanks. Yeah. And I go, Billy, Billy, show me this feast that you made. Okay. It's a lot. So get ready. There's 44 courses. And it's all a sandwich. So we start at the bottom here. Course one, bread.

And Tuck is kind of just trying to distract Billy from like whatever fucked up thing is going on just in case it's too fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, totally. So Ving, you hop in a little boat and they row ashore and you step foot on this rock in the middle of the ocean. And yeah, you see what I described just a little bit closer. There are buildings. Most of them are destroyed. Some of them are smoldering and it seems like there are bodies of some fashion under the snow. Everybody's dead.

No one's alive that you can see. Discern realities. All right. 2d6 plus wisdom. Nine. Perfect. You get one question. What here is useful to me? What happened here recently? There we go. That makes more sense. I thought we were here to rob some graves, motherfucker. Yeah. Every like Ollie, Maggie and Kareem start like picking around. Ollie like nudges a body with his foot and goes, fuck, what happened here? And there are several human bodies. Some holding weights. Some holding weapons.

Um, mostly men and women of like adult age. Uh, but not as many as the buildings would suggest, which makes you think that either some people were taken or, uh, some people escaped. Hmm. But a couple of the other bodies, uh, strike you as extremely unusual. Uh, there's one that is much larger than the human bodies, uh, also covered in a layer of snow and another that is smaller, but of a very strange, uh, shape. Hmm. Let me check them out. Yeah.

So you, um, go and you wipe the snow off and it is, uh, a leopard seal. Hmm. And you wipe the snow off the other one and it's a sea lion and they have both died in a fight. It looks like what the heck didn't you have a vision of this? No. Did I, uh, you had a vision a while ago of jaws and dark eyes, uh, and the wall of fog. Yeah. The wall of fog. Oh shit. About the thing that travels in the fog. Wait. So are there any humans?

Yeah, there's a, there are humans, but it looks like they died fighting the animals. Sea mammals. Yeah. Is there tracks? Can I see tracks? Uh, you can see some tracks. There are boots here and there. You're looking at the tracks and you see a combination of, uh, human and sea mammal tracks. Uh, and then you're tracking one particular group of people that looked like they were just torn apart and the way that you're like able to track the movement and how things went down.

It looks like one particularly large animal was responsible for this whole group of people. And as you're following the tracks back to the ocean, they transition from huge flippers to large human footprints. Whoa. Hmm. Billy and tuck from the boat. Uh, in the distance you hear horns and that's where we're going to end it for this week. Oh God. Whoa. I've been your game master, Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing Tacoma dome, the barbarian Abdul Aziz.

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Uh if you like spout more no wait is this me or if you like Spout Lore and you want to hear more of it go to patreon.com Spout Lore and maybe if you give them enough money they'll release me and we can see each other again I've been in this bar for years save me gather around friends let me tell you a tale of three heroes noble and bold a brute a druid and a thief who is but nine years old you know them by name you know them by deed their quests are famously daring so here I sit singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing tuck is the brute he knows not his home he loves to sing and fight this is a story of two heroes a brute a thief and a thief who is but nine years old Hello everybody and welcome to Spout Lore.

I'm your game master Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome the Barbarian Abdul Aziz. Hello everybody. Playing Ving the Half-Elf Druid Paul Oppers. Good day. And playing Fat Billy the Halfling Thief Jessica Tai. Hello everyone. When last we left our heroes. You alright? Yeah I just puked a little bit in my mouth. Awesome. I drank too much coffee. No you drank the right amount of coffee in three seconds. Yeah Paul casually mentioned that Abdul looked kind of tired.

So Abdul looked Paul in the face. And slammed an entire Americano in one go. 14 ounces like it was nothing. Quad shot. He's gonna die. He's gonna die. He's gonna barf on Mike. When last we left our heroes. The infiltration of the Lightguard Fort. Containing hopefully Maggie and Perel had begun in earnest. Tuck began the day slash episode by absolutely slapping the shit out of a magi. And then they swiftly forgot about the fact. That they were here for Maggie and Perel.

And started investigating the room they were in. If you found like what is basically a movie theater. When when you forget to. That you direct with your hands. Yeah after some prompting from the players. We discovered a secret chamber beneath the room. They were in hidden beneath a descending floor. Containing some kind of reliquary of the light guard. Including chipped and faded paintings on the wall. That once a fire was lit in the brazier in the center. Became. A moving portrait of sorts.

And seems to tell the tale of Lillian's war. AKA the grieving. It depicted the blood moon. The shattering pieces of that moon falling to the earth in various spots. So cool. Which led us to the discovery that perhaps the four frost isles. Are part of a fragment of the moon or contain a fragment of the moon. Through that. We then swiftly connected. Some dots thinking. Oh man. Maybe they want to chain the spirit of the moon. Maybe that's why they needed things power and the knife.

And maybe that's why they've drawn you here with Maggie and Perel acting as bait to get you into a trap. Shit. What else do we find? We found a shard of a mirror a gigantic mirror. Mm-hmm. A huge piece that seems to when you look in it. Show you an image of a room buried in sand with shafts of light coming down through the ceiling. It's got some kind of magical signature. Yeah. Hmm. It belonged to a Macallan wizard at some point. Right. What was the other thing we learned?

We learned a bunch of little stuff. A bunch of little things looking at the painting. Yeah, the painting was another version of the the breaking of the chain. The breaking of the chains, which is the painting from Aquarius study. Yes, which depicted from what we could tell the wizard war, but this version depicted the grieving. Mm-hmm. Which makes you think maybe the breaking of the chains was based upon an older painting. Oh, I like that a lot.

Like it still does depict the wizard war, but it was based on an older painting. Like finding a Sistine Chapel, but with like cave people or something. Exactly. Like their fingers are pointing each other. Hey. Yeah. Exactly. They're wearing like hides and poking each other with bones. Poking each other with bones. Yeah. We learned that in this room or maybe in this place, the waning knife gives off a bright light because we knew before that it reflected in certain angles. The light of the moon.

The light of the moon without giving off. Actual visible light, but for some reason now it glows brightly. Yeah, then you guys decided to go up guns blazing and just rose into the chamber above you pop to cork on a sabotage bottle. Mm-hmm. Got ready to fight. Yeah, nobody had some time to prepare an ambush and instead carved storm and Norman was here into the wall. It's like I carved effigy of storm and Norman into the wall full on portrait. Like he's dead like it was an in memoriam.

It's beautiful. Mm-hmm. It's like when you go to the bathroom. You go to the beach and they're having those sandcastle competition. Yeah, he's like leaning against the wall. I took the wall back like four feet left him like leaning there like it's amazing. And then while you were arguing about whether to go up or down and whether you needed to go in or to get out or get up to get down or whatever the fuck you were surprised by a guard, but then you beat ass for a while.

Mm-hmm billion Ving took down four people tuck took down one guy and scared the others off and after questioning. Yeah. One of the surviving guards you descended into some sort of ancient Moon Temple to find Maggie chain to a pillar. I still a stalactite Perel unconscious also chain to a pillar an altar in the center of the room with a skin over top of it a group of terrified Pirates. It's irk the Magi and Roth. Oh, and that is where we find our heroes. Now.

How the fuck did you get out of the library Roth? Ha. He laughs villainously. What's funny about that? You think your pathetic library could hold me? Yeah, I did. I don't know. We assume that when we left and that was your error. What are you doing here? I believe you have something that belongs to me. Ving starts messing with his belt. Give me the knife submit to me and this will all be over soon. Oh, he's like, oh, I think I have it right here under one of his pocket flaps.

It flips on the bird. It's like no thing for real. No, for real. We do have it and then tuck takes off his backpack and he puts it in and then he takes it out and he's doing the shocker. Billy's like no, they gave it to me to hold and then he pats around his tummy and then does like the upside down bird hands on his face. And Maggie starts laughing so hard. We look like. We look like idiots. And Roth goes enough. Don't make this any worse than it has to be. And we're all doing the bird.

I face this and things are doing this. What's it have to be? And he draws back his hand and he fires a bolt of pure flame directly at being being steps in front of the kids. Oh, right. I forgot your walks towards him as he's shooting fire. All right. That sounds like a fight with honor. He's really pissed me off. Eight. So we get to okay to Chi. Yeah, the fight begins.

Basically being starts striding towards Roth who begins punching bursts of flame at him as the three remaining pirates decide whether or not to attack Billy. I sidle along the walls towards the pirates and I'm just going to try to talk to them. Oh, you're just going to try and talk to him. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Roll a defy danger charisma to get them to talk to you. Eight. Okay. So it's going to work kind of but not really. What do you say to these guys?

I guarantee you don't want to be here for this. They're like, but you guys are between them in the door basically and they're like looking behind you at the door. Like we we have to. And tuck. And tuck like stretches and like pops every muscle. It's weird to look at. It sounds like it and I guess he's either doing war cry or what are you waiting for? It sounds like war cry. Billy has basically stopped them from attacking for a moment.

So you guys can further convince them to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. So go ahead and roll. What is it? Two D six plus Constitution. Nope. Plus charisma. Four cry. Nine. Okay. And Billy's aiding. True. Yeah. Billy roll two D six plus bond. Six. Oh my God. That's okay. I could. I'll use a fairy child to turn a failed roll into a seven to nine. Fun. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. So take one away and Billy's like ambient fairy energy lights tucks body in a way that makes him look even more shredded.

It is. It is. It looks like I'm in a cut phase, which I'm definitely not. I'm still in a book face and they all just kind of look in terror at both of you and then break and try and run around you to the door and tuck leg as they're running by him goes to scare. Yeah. And start dude seriously.

And start dude seriously we're already leaving they drop all their weapons and they sprint up the stairs I grab some of their weapons hell yeah not a crayon uh and uh ving you get within striking distance of roth as he he's backing up but you close the distance quick enough he wasn't expecting you to walk through the fire okay on this last boat of fire I use elemental form to transmute my body into a form made from the raw element so I let his fire encompass me into a fire suit oh fuck yeah and I'll use mid nature's fury his own fire against him and um hack and slash um kick side into his chest it's wild how fucked like an elementalist is against you right now yeah totally oh I I have fight with honor so I have two of those so I could just deal my damage to a foe within reach five five yeah so how do you hit him I I sidekick like slow matrix style like yeah with my leg staying up in the on the air yeah so you can and he reels back flame arcing up towards the ceiling and uh gains his footing and prepares for another strike tuck and billy irk is there he's in a stance and he's like just looking at you not sure what to do I was thinking it would be maybe funny if we rushed him and pretended to yeah that's what I was thinking but like talk to him at the same time yeah and so like tuck and billy look at each other with their eyebrows up like and we wink loudly at each other you guys hear the like our eyes make a blink sound that's the sound that irks I makes he winks back okay so one of you roll a defy danger I guess both of you defy your charisma here we go whoa shit 13 god six can I aid billy because we're at the same time so yeah yeah here we go at nine okay so how do you aid me uh by doing a stage whisper being like we're gonna pretend to fight two two three three three three two two here we go because roth is distracted oh yeah totally he's he's fully fighting ving right now so you guys rush irk and start pretend fighting him yeah okay so as you're running at him he starts punching and kicking forward and you feel no you feel gusts of air whip past your head but like he's missing you and as it's happening Tuck's going ow oh so Tuck's doing it convincingly pretending to fall and Billy's doing it less convincingly Billy is reeling back at like the wrong time like his timing is off he's really slow and then he's doing too much acting so he's saying things like my fair rosy skin how blemished it has become and bruised you know I bruise like a little peach owie I hit my toe I am slain and every once in a while your hair and clothes go like poof as Urk hits you with a puff of air to try and make it look believable so you get close and you're now like hand to hand fighting quote unquote and what are you saying to Urk dude what the fuck's going on what do you mean like the thing what the fuck is happening here he's honestly told me like so little where is the book what do you mean where's the book you were supposed to get me that book it's right there oh that's the book and he kind of like turns and does a punch towards the altar at the skin oh the skin is the book it's got a book it's a text that's the text oh and what about that note you left me what do you mean note the one under the bed that's the only one you found where are the others what do they say I said I left like a dozen oh my god so can I steal the book really slowly I mean I don't know if you could should I steal the book I say to Tuck and I'm like why did we want the book again I don't remember to find out the secrets of the magi right yeah true and all it says from fighting across the room it's together and then I'm like yeah also probably without it like Roth can't do whatever the fucked up thing he's trying to do here at this point the fight has become not believable and we're just punching in the air and we're dancing next to each other he's doing it too I will say that Roth will recognize what you're doing eventually but in the meantime he slides back from Ving's devastating sidekick and does a little spin to kind of get his momentum going and comes up with a new move with his heel and a back kick and as he kicks at the altar a slice of rock snaps off of the altar like a saw blade and whips through the air towards you what do you do can I block it somehow yeah you could roll like a defend or defy danger dexterity to like dodge out of the way constitution to take the hit lots of stuff okay I'm gonna try and use my harpoon that's been on my back and try and like ping it up yeah and I want to try and recover it and use the blade against him oh totally yeah give me a defy danger dexterity to kind of angle the staff right or the harpoon 10 perfect so you like bullet time style the rock slices through the air you knock it out of the way it continues past you and you've I reach behind me and grab it as it's flying past me like blindly grab it yeah you've got time to like manipulate the elements yourself I grab it I bring it back I crush it and then I elongate it into a spear and put it in my mouth and put it on my harpoon and then go with the spear so fucking sick and because it's an element that I've attached to the spear I get to use my things your d10 yes three you still have to roll hack and slash I can't wait or you can spend one of your fight with honor 10 hack and slash okay yeah now you deal your damage for sure okay for sure one so okay here's how I imagine this happening the stone blade starts to roll the circle blade like whips past you you reach behind you but like in a spin behind you to continue your momentum crush it it elongates the spike on your harpoon yeah which you stab towards Roth and it comes towards his chest and he's got both of his arms bent at a 90 degree angle and he just snaps the blade off oh cool cool cool yeah I see that I'm like shit damn but you do still like one damage like shards of blood one damage like shards of blood shards of the rock still slice into his flesh oh sick oh so there's an opening into his flesh there is an opening into his flesh he's actually got many openings into his flesh he's got two on his face one below his nose one in his butt yeah keep going one in his pee hole two in his deer pant has so we'll cut back to uh tuck and billy fighting quote unquote irk what's the plan here um I okay there it's like a several layer plan I would like to create a convincing illusion and steal the text and sort of make it seem like I like the text is still there roll a defy danger dexterity to basically run up and grab it okay without being seen uh dexterity so nine plus two eleven and I pretend like irk kicked me yeah great and I grab it yeah as I'm falling and as you grab it off the the off the altar uh the image remains on the top of the altar so cool yeah and I roll and I as I'm rolling on the floor um I roll it up like scroll it up and shove it under my clothes yeah great wow it's quite a large skin you're able to get it under your shirt but it's like not gonna hold up to much scrutiny no and I definitely like fold it in places I shouldn't have yeah like if if uh if farah saw you do this she would cry yeah um but I was not gentle but and the spine boy the spine I'm sorry but you don't have to hold it it's now it's secure in your shirt it's just not hidden it's just like puffed it's out of the corner oh my my bones my little bones have broken uh tuck what do you do you see billy uh roll across the floor and grab the grab the text from the altar I think I would I'm gonna keep pretending to fight with irk but I'm gonna try and get some information out of him okay about like what like what his end game is here mm-hmm yeah totally um okay so you're gonna have to roll another defy danger charisma if you're gonna get like a bunch of info basically okay oh shit nine okay you can ask him one question okay uh it's kind of like the the dark star trek scene where it's like you're like holding on to each other yeah with the axe yeah totally uh and uh I'm like dude what the fuck is roth trying to do here I don't know and he uh ducks and goes I don't know like poof like your hair you feel your beard go as he gives you a little puff in the chin I do a little jump to pretend that he hit you hard oh my beard it's like there's some kind of spirit in this place and and roth wants it he wants its power cool that's about what we thought too I think it's the spirit of like a part of the moon or something oh my god you can't let him do that why uh uh uh kick spin and it's we're like doing capoeira right now kind of dancing back and forth I kind of feel like I've explained to him like yeah we found a room that was like it was about the grieving it was about the war and it said that a piece of the moon landed beneath the island after the shattering from what I know uh block punch uh he's saying block punch yeah he's going through stances in his mind like kata basically he's like we we bind the primordial spirits because they're the simplest they're the the their power is uh ubiquitous but spread out so we can chain them more easily but spirits like the moon the sun the planet nobody messes with those and then I grab him in a bear hug and we start rolling around on the ground again no you'll never get me I'm like why not they're too powerful what do you mean they're basically gods oh okay that was because he accidentally stabbed me yeah spirits like that are strong enough from what from what we've learned to have embodiments on the material plane like people kind of think that's it like people yeah you know the story of Lillian yeah yeah okay I get I got you okay he can't he cannot be allowed to do this okay I'll try and stop him okay okay now uh just like pretend to knock me out okay and then I actually knock him out I try and hit him really softly and do I roll you're gonna roll divide into strength to not knock him out pull your punches okay 12 okay you're able to control your strength enough that you can't knock him out but you don't knock him out and he goes like a like a street fighter yeah and he lands on the ground and goes and sticks his tongue out to the side and pretends to fall asleep and Tuck goes into like the superhero crouch yeah victory Tuck wins and Ving Roth prepares for another strike okay I want to discern realities to get insight into how he's fighting okay 2d6 plus wisdom okay I've got 8 okay so you get one question what here is useful to me yeah okay something that you notice is uh he stopped using fire for sure um he avatar style seems to have like a skin on his like hip that he is using to like fire bursts of water at you once in a while oh um and he has bent he has used the stone from the altar to fight you but he doesn't appear to be manipulated by the stone in this chamber mm-hmm like he is either unable to or unwilling to oh so that's something that you notice is that he's not like he could try and crush you if he was just like in a regular stone chamber but he's not yeah but he can use this stone in the middle mm-hmm so right now what he's doing is he's using a cushion of air to basically like surf around you to try and get a better angle uh to attack you sure and so when he goes around me I'm gonna elemental my form and be left standing um being made of the stone the white alabaster stone in the room ooh okay okay because I noticed that he's not using it in it yeah totally seemed to be a barrier roll plus con nine nine sick oh use an 88 I will aid how okay how um so Billy feels Ving trying to pull something like it's almost like he feels like that spirit energy like flowing through him mm-hmm and he knows he's like pulling from I'm pulling on the spirit of the moon yeah whoa so Billy's going to aid Ving by acting as like a conduit sort of for the moon energy to flow through him yeah nice totally so sick it's very like instinctual thing for him yeah okay 2d6 plus bond eight okay nice great great!

So you reach out with your like fairy perception trying to find the barrier between where this energy exists and the material world um to kind of bring it forth into this plane uh you connect and you feel and also kind of see like a light brightening around you like for a moment like everything seems to brighten and then a memory comes to you unbidden you see!

A beach like a stony beach trees evergreen trees on the coastline uh the waves crashing against the shore and you feel just like total contentedness mhm and uh you look to your side and you see a maybe mid thirties man very lean uh with like a small like close crop dark beard and dark hair like down kind of like to his uh shoulders and he smiles at you and you feel yourself smile at him and then you hear a voice and a laugh and you look behind you and a young boy runs down the beach to you and then you're back in this room pretty sad and I look up at Ving and Ving you feel this like wave of spiritual energy crash towards you and it's a lot of grief a lot of grief and love and that's that uh gives you the little kind of boost that you need to take your elemental form you just you just reach out with this energy you try and do like your usual thing like envision an animal and create a form uh and instead what happens is you feel this change come over you as you sheath your body in pure moonlight and you feel a form take place around you as you take on the shape of uh a massive wolf wow oh wow sick guys am I a wolf right now Billy Nod wide eyed yes yeah holy shit whoa this conversation is not happening I should say but everybody looks in this direction and you can see this like wolf made of moonlight and you can see Ving it's kind of like humanish wolf almost like werewolfy yeah totally bipedal wolf halfway between because it's connected to the moon cool and you're like oh my god it's like Roth like skids to a halt uh on his air cushion and he looks at you wide eyed and goes no and I pounce on him all fours and try to connect my all fours to the ground and make a cage around him and pin him to the ground okay damn yeah use a defy danger strength or one of your hold I guess yeah well um it's a wolf thing to hold things down great I'll spend my hold you pounce on him and these like brilliant white shining jaws clasp around his neck and and hold him down and he struggles and you just hear him repeating no no no no no Billy uh you see this wolf holding Roth to the ground what do you do uh I go unlock Maggie um you run up and Maggie is there and she goes Billy hi Maggie hi I knew I knew you'd get here I knew you'd get here sooner or later once once you're free I'm gonna need you to unlock Perel all right and she kind of like moves to get the locks closer to you I only got a six Tuck can you help me yeah sure and I just grab it and pull the chain oh thanks 2d6 plus bond uh set eight yeah and Tuck reaches forward and goes here let me hold it for you clank there unlock it that was that was pretty good wow teamwork Billy nice job high five you hear the smallest that was the smallest that was the smallest and Maggie stands up and you know like rubs her wrists where the manacles were and looks at Perel and goes we gotta get him and we gotta get out of here there are definitely more of these guys coming yeah did you see like a weird rap dude with goggles and kind of like a ranged weapon on their back yeah I don't know what his deal is but you do not want to get within his line of sight okay can I try and rip Perel's manacles off as well yep 2d6 plus strength here we go uh 15 oh my god you actually you grab them and they turn to dust in your hands I'm a monster you pull them so hard and then you look and you realize both of Perel's arms are still attached to the manacles uh yeah no you get them right off and Perel is uh stirring but unconscious I shake him a little bit I'm like are you okay buddy he looks he was definitely beat up a little bit but he's doing he's alive he's alive for sure and I smack him on the face I was like you did good talk yeah is Ving here yeah we're here to save you guys no you don't need to save us you need to save Ving you need to get him out of here right now wait what are you what the fuck are you talking about and you hear footsteps as people start pounding down the stairs towards you shouting and um more like a group of magi enter the room and start spreading out uh and Ving you've got Roth under your jaws I want to use the tattoo ink that I took from Roth and the magi knife to give him some sort of tattoo to either tether him in place or to overload his power or to give him power that he doesn't want that brings balance to the power that he does have I don't know something what do you think that's fucking sick I think that's really cool I think yeah let's figure out how you do that the only thing is that like you don't really know how this ritual works you don't know how the magi tattooing actually works works but you do know that there's a text in the room that outlines the ritual oh Perel uh yeah if he were able to get the text from Billy he might be able to study it really quickly so he's like get the heck here now because my mouth is around the guy's neck Billy is smart and he knows things because we're always yelling at him when we're brushing our teeth yeah they're always telling me like in circles don't brush too hard I'm like he wants the text so I throw it to Perel catch 2d6 plus dexterity 7 okay okay!

So um you throw it through the air Perel goes like huh and then it hits him in the chest and he goes oh he kind of flops his arms around it you have to read it okay alright use your nerd powers okay alright give me some give me some time we have no time and he starts looking around for his glasses and then Tuck like the hero he is reaches into his little backpack and pulls out his nerd glasses and hands them to Perel he goes what ugh he opens them up and puts them on and goes they're my exact prescription and then Tuck like puts his hand on his shoulder and he's like we're more alike than you think friend and he takes them off and he looks at him and goes these are my glasses and then Tuck gives him a little salute and then runs to help Billy yeah totally and you can see Perel I stole from you you do the two fingers salute and then you jump off the thing oh yeah Perel unrolls the text and starts to talk to him and then he starts to talk to him and starts reading it very quickly and as you're running Tuck you run around the altar to get to Billy and you see Maggie like take two steps plant a foot on the altar and leap off of it towards the group of magi so sick it looks like that one scene from the Avengers 2 where they're all jumping at the same time yeah totally yeah and yeah I wanna just as she's jumping over my shoulder throw her my spear whoa oh yeah sick yeah yeah totally so she snatches that out of the air and comes down and just like plants it through somebody and Tuck goes whoa holy shit it was the janitor from earlier no wow the elevator attendant who was just emptying a garbage can it's fucking speared schlock that better not be true it's not it's a magi and Billy you've been you've been surrounded what do you do I pull out my spear I pull out the sick sword that I stole from the pile of weapons that the pirates left behind and one of them is like one of those like swashbuckler swords and I start doing like cool like whoo whoo flippy flips with the sword and it's one foot longer than Billy's entire body yeah that's why I have to do that okay I like it give me a so you're they're close enough you can just give me a defy danger or sorry a hack and slash 11 oh Jessica has the knife okay she's whipping it around swashbuckle swashbuckle she's buckling a bunch of swashes right now look at all those buckles oh my god you almost cut your own poobs off almost yeah so roll your roll your damage just your straight damage no fancy shit seven oh my god wow I slit some throats yeah because it's so long they unfortunately magi are a little tougher than these pirate folks so you're only able to take down one but yeah tell me how you take them down yeah he gets in the way of me of my six swashbuckling um just nicks his jugular he's done oh my god I'm so sorry I say I didn't mean to kill you I just meant to wound you and he's just laying on the ground like blood spurt he's got his hand on his neck he's like what the fuck I told you to leave me alone little kid but you see uh thankfully you see his hand ices over whoa and it looks like he's just holding his neck closed with some sort of frozen bandage but he like scoots he pushes with his heels and scoots along the floor to like a corner of the room but holds his uh his jugular frozen shut that's cool tuck what do you do um a magi rushing down the stairs uh sees you rushing towards him and punches forward twice and two fist-sized chunks of the steps behind him uh whip forward towards you I wanna jump and do a front flip over the rocks okay historically never landed one of these no not once canonically this is amazing 2d6 plus dexterity holy shit 12 oh my god what a miracle you run forward you leap even just like the beginning of your leap one passes right under your nose and then you flip your whole body over the second one and the magi goes oh yeah oh yeah and then magi this is the magi these are my legs crotch right in the face he gets a face full of your nuts yeah and I'm wearing the kimono so it's all out there flapping in the wind alright it's the fuck bag it's the whole t-box hack and slash 2d6 plus strike 10 10 alright roll your damage 7 okay uh yep this is enough to take out this guy so you just this smell is too intense oh my god we've been down this cave for a while yeah it's getting musty jessica's laughing so hard she's not doing it into the mic but she is laughing but uh you so you ride this guy's face down to the floor jessica laughing into the mic uh and he smacks his head onto the stone floor and is unconscious he smacks his head on your stone floors oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god your stones smack his head into the floor yeah um and you feel uh like a burning grip as two hands clasp on your shoulders smoldering and try and pull you back into the room uh ving mhm you are a wolf mhm a man made of light and you're you wanna and stone and stone so you've got roth under your jaws he's starting to gather himself and break loose okay I have a move called eye of the storm when I exert my will in a circle around me things calm elements calm the earth calms below my feet fires calm I wanna use that and use um he's an elemental form so I wanna exert my eye of the storm on his power yeah well and I mean but now that I think about it depending on the role you might be able to eliminate the elemental manipulation of everybody in this room oh shit oh if I do it and I yeah cause or it's just gonna affect him cause it uh the eye of the storm he exerts his will in a circle around himself oh yeah and on a hit he rolls or it calms around you but on a seven to nine it affects only what you touch so he could come like the elemental storm within all of these uh magi yeah well I mean they like as they're calling it into being it would just dissipate yeah okay cool eye of the storm first time using it uh nope you used it before this is my first time today using it okay eight eight eight eight okay so you're only able to affect uh what you touch as long as you're touching it okay so you're holding roth and he uh as a last ditch effort he tries to like uh manipulate the stone the alabaster underneath him and I let go I mean I'm still touching him with like I'm I'm sitting on half his body yeah totally but I stand up like yeah as long as you're you're holding him as long as you're in bodily contact with him he can't like he punches forward and you see in his face uh that he's lost this connection he's like what have you done I boop his nose bats away your hand don't touch me are you still a wolf right now well I'm very much a wolf I can wolf paws boop his face uh yeah so you've got one more hold there if you want to keep it um but yeah he's struggling he's trying to like fight you fight you now you brought me here you wanted me here here I am let me up and you'll meet your destiny my destiny is coming to meet you and I pull out the magi knife from behind me oh and I'm I slice a spiral around my arm and I um I slice the magi knife right across his um that circle the the black circle in his the anchor tattoo the anchor tattoo oh yeah and I I push my arm down and I give him this is what you wanted you wanted you've have you're full of all the blood of all the animals you've ever taken I've ever taken you have the the blood of what I have been but you don't have the blood of what I am you want the power here it is and then I let it go and I I stand up I let go of him holy shit I un-eye of the storm so something you feel kind of through the spiritual background noise that you're always kind of perceiving here and there that he doesn't since you destroyed that tattoo with the knife uh with the tooth that connection that he had that chain you feel those spirits like leave this area holy shit you've unleashed the spirits that were connected to him your tattoos will no longer hurt you and he uh gets up stumbles to his feet as there's still a melee happening like you know 10 feet away and he runs his hand across his chest looks at the blood and just starts laughing pretty fucked up dude is what tuck says from where he because he hears the laugh and he's like what the fuck is wrong what'd you say did you tell a joke I don't like it when you have inside jokes with other people uh okay billy billy tuck uh you and maggie are uh fighting these magi they still have control of their elements although okay so one of them does this kind of jab to try and throw a gout of fire at you tuck and he's like and it goes like like it flares crazy big and you see him step back like he didn't expect it to be that powerful oh because the elements that roth had chained are kind of like loose in the area yeah oh it's like gasoline it is it and it like it's on his hand for a little bit longer than you can tell he wants it to be so he's like fuck like he's trying to blow it out sick oh my god I'm gonna try to use that against them yeah totally um maggie um basically gets the pole of uh ving's harpoon like behind the neck of one of them and just pulls him forward and fucking head butts him right in the nose oh great and uh oh yeah you guys realize you've never really seen her fight she's fucking savage so cool she's so she head butts this guy and then she grabs him by like the front of his like robe and turns and uses like the leverage of his weight and her like slightly lower center of gravity and just whips him over her shoulder onto the ground and follows it up with a pretty brutal stomp ving is like in this terrible moment maybe he regrets everything he's ever done and and roth is like power welling up and like ha ha and he's like like looking over at maggie like oh my god shaky fucking goal she does this spear maiden yeah she does this brutal stomp and then spins to start fighting another guy and she does this cool thing where she spins the staff around her neck like she's kind of guiding it with her hand and whipping it in a circle that's like extends around her holy shit I can do that she's doing like a fucking whirlwind maneuver sean keep describing how maggie is defeating everyone so we don't have to do anything yeah billy is just like he's just standing there mouth open like I could probably do that and he starts doing it with the sword like almost cuts his own head off goes to grab the sword give me that give me that I wanted to try but not with the fucking sword billy you see something interesting another magi starts rushing down the stairs and he sees you and you see him like do this low stomp on the stairs and the stone pushes him forward like throws him down the stairs but uh you could tell as soon as he launches himself his eyes go wide and he sails right over you and he slams into the ground and does a roll people are definitely losing control of their elements so billy what do you do I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure um I I noticed that and I think sick um I grab another weapon off the pile on the floor from the pirates this time it is a I don't what a gun yeah that's pretty funny no it's not a gun I it's we don't have guns in our house in our world yeah that's true yeah we do that one guy does yeah that one guy that one you don't know what that is sure is there like a weapon that's like uh like a chain with like a short ball on the end of it for like beating people I I said one of them had a ball and chain yeah I think yeah that's why I grabbed okay the chain and ball so I'm basically like doing a little dance like spinning around my whole body with this trying to copy maggie cole's moves and I'm just saying like I'm maggie cole here here I'm going to do a little dance and I'm just saying like I'm maggie cole here here I'm going to do a little dance and I'm just saying like I'm maggie cole here here I am no that's not the right accent I'm maggie cole I'm swinging my sword around you get a momentum going where both of your heels are just pressed into the floor and the ball spinning you like a top yeah all right roll a hack and slash on this guy this poor man who just showed up five oh damn I don't do a good job oh fuck uh just miss him yeah you just fucking whiff it but uh okay all right um so you are trying to get this guy and he uh is still getting to his feet and he's able to like throw himself back at the last second before you clobber him and you hear something that's like a and uh feel like air whistle next to your head and a little puff of stone next to you did you just throw that at me it came from the direction of the stairs I look yeah at the top of the stairs just before they arc out of sight you see the cloth wrapped figure uh pointing whatever the device that he carries at you holy shit I want to go chase after that guy the guy on the stairs okay cool yeah uh tuck uh you you heard like a and you got a magi right in your face he's blowing gusts of air that are like throwing his own arms back but he's really trying to get a handle on it I see that billy's like going after that uh cloaked figure and I'm like you know what the magi could use a break from billy I'll let him take take the cloaked figure because billy's been fucking these magi and also they've got me I mean tucks like you whiffed the last one but you're doing a good job thanks you did cut that one guy's throat and he's still in the corner of the room trying to freeze his own neck shut but he's like billy's got that other guy and he's seeing all the spirit stuff that's going on he's like they're losing control because of the because of whatever ving is doing so tuck is wondering if he can amp that up like make it so these guys absolutely have zero control over their own powers so he's gonna use terry larry and chad uh for the blood god to uh hit them like a bell against like the stone floor and like red like try and get them like like a beacon resonating he's remembering back to when they were on the clear water and they all ate ghost root and it caused like a convergence of like something like a like a like a which is zero what a surprise oh my god shit uh so mark a point of experience okay and you totally still do that oh sick excellent you slam terry larry and chad against the ground against the stone ground doesn't break oh uh but this there is like a ringing as the metal connects with the stone and uh billy and ving you can feel the ringing and after it's like a huge gong and it's like a gong that echoes through the room and through other places and it's shaking the axe a lot like tuck usually doesn't have any problem holding on to it but it's like he's losing control of it now yeah and uh all of a sudden this like huge well of grief bursts up in you and me yeah and you ving and you billy and all of the magi and maggie everybody just for a second like you know you're like like you're like you're like like you're like you're like like you're like you're like like you're like you're like kind of wails I was gonna uncontrollably I love that idea I was thinking about that with the ringing of the cave and I'm on a wolf form and the moon yeah they starts matching the resonance and howling yeah being being begins howling uncontrollably and there's just this horrible keening despair does it does a memory come with it for billy it does yeah I'm back at the lake right so you're at the lake this is a different place than the shore you're at before uh it's a lake in a mountain valley you see like peaks five peaks all around you the coarse grit of the sand on your knees the dress that you wear is wet and torn in front of your body is a pile of stones and reeds are coming out of it and the wailing is coming from the reeds and you're just sobbing and wailing and screaming oh man and the sky starts to darken and then you're back in the room and the screaming continues ving yes roth uh is the last one of the two of us is wailing wailing yeah he's overcome with whatever this is and with it a change starts to come over him roll a you should defy danger wisdom perfect to determine sort of whether or not what you did was a good idea nine nine okay so he wails screaming and screams like you know tears at his hair and uh the moment passes everybody starts to kind of come down from this otherworldly grief and uh a change comes over him and a moment later you're looking at roth and then the next second you are looking at a towering polar bear whoa what and it roars in your face and it charges forward what do you do I I brace myself I I I I um as this moon-shaped wolf I uh howl at him and charge charge forward with all my strength okay uh I use my last hold to deal my damage cool okay yeah uh go ahead and roll your damage two two okay um yeah you the polar bear rushes forward on all fours takes a huge swipe at you uh you dodge out of the way claw it with your moon wolfman claw and it uh bellows as it stumbles to one side and as it skids to a halt for a second it's roth and he laughs and he goes you are not their master any longer I am and then there's a huge elk in front of you billy you started chasing after the uh the figure on the stairs yeah uh roll a defy danger dexterity because he manipulates some lever on the side of the thing he's carrying and moves it up to point at you again okay seven yep if you want to keep up on this path he's gonna tag you so I have to move out of the way basically yeah if you don't want to get hit you have to stop chasing him like you won't be able to get closer to him dang it unless I get hit unless you get shot then you can keep going I could get hit yeah you could get hit yeah I'll do that okay uh roll a d10 I'm scared is this one yeah yeah two two okay um you hear that and uh the air whistles the sleeve of whatever you're wearing like puffs with blood as uh you get like nicked and you've been nicked by lots of things this felt like a blade of some kind yeah it's searing hot yeah I keep I keep going though because I'm mad now oh my god he sees that he only clipped you and sees you sprinting at him and he's like oh my god I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared and he gets up and starts running up the stairs I'm gonna get you you son of a bitch how dare you corner me and my friends this way coward coward uh give me another defy danger dexterity to like catch up with him 12 holy shit yeah oh my god so like you're doing every other stair somehow just bounding uh and you round you round the like curve in the stairs and you see him.

He does not look like he is very athletic, but he is running as hard as he can up the stairs, but you're gaining on him. Tuck, you've just spent some time wailing with a grief you've never felt before, but you're starting to come to. And then, yeah, Tuck wipes tears from his eyes and snot from his nose. He's like, I think someone has a cat, maybe, or something. I didn't cry. I wasn't crying. You guys are crying. I'm a polar bear allergy. Yeah, that's what it was. It's a polar bear, I think.

And you wipe your eyes, and you see one of the Medjay, a young man who only moments before was manipulating some sort of fist sheathed in ice, like water abilities, is like weeping. And then the water starts, it keeps coming and coming. And then there's just torrents pouring from his eyes. Oh, shit. And he hits the ground, and he's just like gushing water everywhere. Okay. Yeah.

And the other ones, there's one left that is not being currently manhandled by someone, and they look like they're getting ready to run. And then Tuck does like the… The bully like deke where you go, boom, try to get somebody to flinch. He's like, get out of here. Okay, give me a defy danger charisma, I guess. Yeah, I would say. 13. 13. He stands there as you stare at him. And when you jerk forward, he goes, he just starts running.

And as you watch him run, you see Billy turn the corner and start running up the stairs too. Okay. I'm fine. Billy's fine. You already let him go. Yeah, I already made the decision to let Billy chase down a sniper, I guess. Get shot. And Maggie finishes a front chest kicking somebody into the wall and turns to you and goes, I can go get Billy. Check on Perel. Okay.

And I run and hop over the altar in the middle of the chamber and I kind of, I jump over it and then I hit on my knees and then skid over to Perel. And I was like, that was pretty cool. That was awesome. That was awesome. Tuck. Did you see that? Yeah, I saw it. Are your knees okay though? It's all stone. No, yeah. It's their ruin. You roll a Spout Lore. Oh shit. 2d6 plus intelligence. Eight. Eight. Okay. Something interesting, not useful.

Perel starts just gushing information, just info dumping on you. He's like, okay, it seems like it's some kind of old ritual for stealing power. It's called a rekindling, but it's also like a transference of power, but it requires the death of the one whose power is being taken. Oh shit. To be complete. Okay. Okay. So that's what Roth is trying to do. Right now. Yeah. I think he's trying to kill thing. Okay. I mean, any points.

And there's a huge elk trying to stamp Ving into the ground and you're like, yeah, he's trying to kill Ving for sure. You're right. We definitely have to stop him from killing Ving. Now that we have this new information, but I don't know. I can't tell. It looks like Ving just did it kind of forced his blood into him, gave him the power somehow. I don't know what kind of effect that's going to have. Okay. Like, is there any bad side effects to the fact that Ving did it? I don't know.

Oh, and he turns the thing to you and he's like, can you read? There's a bunch of like old drawings and like ancient ink. And I'm like, I would, but I don't have my glasses right now. Oh, of course. Convenient. Okay. I'm going to go try and help Ving with Roth. Yeah. That seems to be the best course of action right now. Okay. Ving, a huge elk is trying to stamp you to death. What do you do? I mean, did I hear that? Roll a discern realities. 12. Oh, that's plenty. You got three questions.

What here is not what appears to be. Something that you know that all druids have. Is a tell. Is a tell. Why that is. No one's really sure. He has human nuts. I kicked them. You can see his human dick and balls. That's a weakness. That's a weakness. Oh, man. That's great. That's way funnier than what I was going to do. No. But what I was going to say is no one is. Yeah. No one's really sure. I'm really sure why. Philosophically, druids have suggested that it's almost a pressure release.

It's the channeling of those energies between the material and the spirit requires some sort of conduit. So the power doesn't overwhelm the druid. Roth does not have a tell. This power was forced on him. And he is using it with wild abandon. What here is useful to me? He is using this power with wild abandon. Hmm. You can see as he continues to fight, the rage in him is definitely like a mid exacerbating factor. He is going at this with everything he's got.

If you were to keep him fighting to keep him angry. I got to infuriate him more. Yeah. What other question? What's about to happen? He is just going to keep trying to kill you with every ounce of his will. Yeah. And who knows what effect that's going to have? Oh, this is what I'm doing. I keep every. Because I've wounded him. Every time he comes closer, I'm putting more blood into him. Oh, pushing more of the power. Pushing more power. I like it. Hack and slash. Hack and slash. All right.

2d6 plus strength. I'm going to go underneath and try and get to that human digging balls. I got seven. Seven. Okay. So roll your damage and then roll a d10. Five. Okay. And then roll a d10 again. One. Okay. Great. Hell yeah. Yeah. So you go for his exposed dick and balls. Are we really saying that this is his tail? You go for his belly, basically. Like he's kicking up like he's doing elk fighting moves where he gets up on his hind legs and he's trying to clobber you with his front hooves. Yeah.

Revealing his relatively soft underbelly. Yeah. And his flaccid dick and balls. Yeah. You get in and you swipe him a couple times. Yeah. And he bellows. And you're like, oh, my God. You're going to get in your face again. This time the like throaty like shriek of an elk. And I take my wolf claws, scratch it across my cheek. Boom. More blood. Yeah. And he reels back and just head butts you and he just kind of pushes you back. But he stumbles a second and he flashes into his human body.

You see Roth for a second. He spits a bunch of blood on the floor. He's sweating. Yeah. He's like, and his eyes are just like bloodshot and wild. And then you're looking into his face. You're looking into the face of a towering humanoid oak tree. Whoa. And it just thunders forward. Tuck. You see Roth for a second, spit a bunch of blood on the floor and then become a tree person of some kind. Your mind flashes back to mudlark and sushi boat when Ving took a very similar form. Oh, right.

And this tree person starts thundering across the room. I run over to try and help Ving with this fight. Okay. Because I know that if we fight, we're going to win. If we can kind of like keep Ving alive for long enough, or this is what I think. If we can keep Ving alive for long enough, then like Roth is going to burn himself out. He's going to burn himself out. Yeah. Or something's going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Billy.

I try to grab onto one of the pieces of the wrappings that's hanging off this person. Nice. Defy danger dexterity. 10. Damn. 10. Yeah. So really nonstop. Huge hit. Grab. Onto it. This little dangly bit. And you pull off like a wrap that was like around this person's waist, basically revealing their. Human dick. Sorry. I'm sorry. Pull a bear dick about the hearing day. Okay. But they're wearing many, many layers. So you get like a layer of the lower half of what they're wearing.

But with it comes a pouch and the pouch hits the ground and scattering out onto the steps and clinking down around you are dozens of those blue magic crystals that you use all those ages ago to perform your magic. The ones that you found in the deep ward. Oh, the ones that are crystallized pieces of magic. The blue crystallized magical waters. Those all hit the ground and scatter and the person keeps running up the stairs. Oh my God. Can I grab the pouch and chase after him? Yeah, totally. Okay.

So you grab the pouch and keep running. Snatching the pouch gives them just like a couple more seconds ahead of you. You hear Maggie behind you say, out of the way, nerd. And you're, whoa. And then Maggie comes around the stairway. She's like, Billy. She leaps over you like one leg out, one bent, like a track star. So Billy watches Maggie, like basically catch up with him and he feels very sad. He feels very useless right now. Oh. So what does he do? He just stops.

He's looking at the bag of crystals kind of remembering the pond with the P.I.S.S. And he's just like, I couldn't even help them then. I can't do anything now. And he's just a little kid right now feeling like, well, everyone's got it under control. And then he kicks some of the crystals that were on the ground. Yeah. And they do have it under control and they use you all the time. That you're so special and they tell you that they care about you, but do they really?

They're not here helping you now. Who is that? It's you. This is, what do you mean? This is how you feel. You've always felt this way. You should do something about it. Whoa. These people don't. I drop the crystals. Whoa. And it does end for a second. It ebbs away, but you feel like that sadness calling you from the chamber below. So I'm going to go catch up with Maggie. What the fuck was that? That was so cool. That was sick. And you get to the top of the stairs. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Was there like two Billy's for a second? That's like the piss monster. That's like the bad side of Billy. Yeah. That was like a bag of like evil parole. Oh shit. Polar. Yeah. Who knows what that was? I don't like that. And Billy, you get to the top of the stairs and you see like, you know, a slam through door, slam through door. Maggie has not caught up with this guy. It seems like now that he's on a flat plane, he's really getting a move on. So he's like two rooms ahead of you.

Maggie's one room ahead of you. I'm going to holler at her. Maggie. What? Catch me. She's scared. She's like, Billy's going to get away. No, he won't. And I would like to do a shadow dance move. Oh, cool. Okay. Cool. I need to know what this mystery wrapped up. Person is about. All right. So how does shadow dance work? So I have to spend a hold of fairy child and then roll plus wisdom to enter the fairy slash shadow world on 10 plus. I remain out of body for three holds on seven to nine.

I only get one hold. Okay. Do it, Billy. Oh, this is not good. Okay. Hold on. Plus wisdom. I have none. It's five. Yeah, I could. Yeah, I could. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to use another fairy child to change it. To a seven to nine. Okay. I think. Is that your final one or do you have one more? I have one more. Okay, cool. So yeah, you feel it must be something about this place that you're tethering to your physical body is like grasping for a second before you're able to fully break away. Yeah.

I felt that the whole time I was in this fortress. Mm hmm. And just as you see Maggie sprinting towards you, you leap into the air as you leave your physical body. And you hit Maggie like a limp bag of bread. Yeah. But fairy Billy keeps going through her and I run so fast. Yeah. Okay. So what are you? You're trying to catch this guy or at least like get some info. Yeah. Because you're in. Catch them. Because you're a non-physical body right now. Right.

But I, but I also want to see if there's like anything about him. Mm hmm. Then yeah. Get two to six plus wisdom. Oh my God. These are the virginity dice. I swear to God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

How is this possible? I got a three. Oh man. You had so many huge roles for so long. But you're getting so much experience. Yeah. So you're running, you're rushing forward in your fairy form and you catch up to this body.

And as you like reach out with your little fairy hands trying to influence him in some way, you see him turn around and look down at you and you notice that the goggles he's wearing seem to be made out of a kind of blue crystal similar to the magic crystals that you found in the bag. Oh shit. Holy shit. And he just says, nice try kid. Oh my God's a wizard. And then he keeps running. Billy is so shocked. He literally like gets jolted back into his body.

You just wake up in Maggie's arms and he's gone. Like you, he, he bursts out the door to the actual keep and Maggie skids out just after him, but he's out of sight. And storm goes, Oh, get him. Yeah. He's gone. Wow. Nice try kid. Oh, that's so sick. Holy fuck. Wow. I like this guy. We cut back to the chamber. Roth is a tree. He's trying to crush you. Bing, what do you do? Oh, I thought. Oh, right. I thought tuck was on the way. Trying to keep him angry. Right? Yeah.

I use, Oh, what are you waiting for to piss him off? All right. Yeah. You have an ax. So it's a natural enemy to a tree. Yeah. You can hear Larry, Terry and Chad go. Let us at him. I'm going to get him. Chop, chop, chop. Okay. Timber motherfucker. Okay. So I'm going to use, what are you waiting for? Uh, roll plus con. Con? Yep. Okay. Here we go. Cause it's like your physical toughness. Six plus three is nine. Nine. I can aid. Oh, you can aid. Yeah. By distracting him. Yeah. Totally.

Further goading him. Yeah. Into attacking tuck. Yeah. I gave my, um, I have the waiting knife and I jab it in my wolf chest and then give him a stab with the knife. The tooth knife. The tooth knife. I give him a bit more of my blood and more power. I love it. Yeah. Roll 2d6 plus bond. Nice. Eight. And that distracts him for long enough that I can take Larry and Terry and Chad off my back and like throw it at him. Yeah. And it embeds. It embeds in his back in Roth's Oak back.

And then when he turns around, he sees me pissing on the Sean broke his glasses in half. Oh, he's trying to break his laptop. No, it's fine. This is more for dramatic effect. He sees me pissing on the, on the altar that has the illusion of that, uh, of that text on it. Right. And I'm like, this is what I think of your stupid druidic practice. Oh my God. And, uh, the ax cleaves into, and I fart a little bit and it makes the piss stream a little stronger for a second. Yeah. Yeah.

That was definitely a reason to cut me off. It is the funniest reason. Look at how, how hard Jessica loves this. You'd have to look at it cause you can't hear it in the microphone. I know. I can't, I can't help it. It's hilarious. Uh, so yeah, the ax embeds in the wood of his, uh, tree.

And, uh, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's back his dryad form and he whips around and sees you pissing on the skin and it doesn't even look like he's offended. It just makes him more mad just cause he's so mad already. Uh, but as he turns, he flashes back into his Roth form and the ax like clatters to the ground behind him.

And, uh, this time he becomes, Oh, or what were you going to say? I don't know. Yeah. Stone man. Uh, yeah. So his form shifts again and now he's just this like thick.

Rock golem man like an armor made of huge gray stones and he tromps across the chamber towards tuck I dive in and slide on my knees like I have a guitar in my hands but I don't and I scoop up larry terry and chad and as you tricked me you tricked me just now and um as I slide by him with larry terry and chad um the glow from their uh amethyst and the glow in my chest amethyst and I give him a try and cleft in between from the bottom up 12 13 holy shit 14 okay I don't think I've ever rolled that boxcars roll your damage two oh I mean I think you do this like slide and you come up with this like swing between his clefts and uh you hit him and you feel it like bite into the stone of this elemental form but then something about the axe and stone in this form dissipates it instantly and he hits the ground in his uh human form and he is like spitting up blood by the mouth full now and tuck runs up and pushes him back to the ground fully style yeah 2d6 plus drag 12 well so he tries to get up and you just hit him like a train you uh billy uh billy got maggie to scoop up the crystals and we're we're running back down to the chamber uh yeah so you get there you hear like huge crashes and screams and bellows you come down the stairs and you see perel at the back of the room furiously trying to read this book yeah I take the crystals to perel it's like billy oh you're okay oh maggie okay cool as uh ving it sails across the room from a backhand by from raw uh they're trying to just keep him occupied he's killing himself are you still reading the text I'm trying but this isn't a language I don't I barely understand can I try to read it yeah okay here hold these yeah Spout Lore Spout Lore 2d6 plus intelligence oh my god five and I for sure don't have intelligence yeah that was a five mark a point of experience again it is an elvish my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah you just can't you can't help at all you can't read this in the slightest there's no bees in here there's no pictures at all and why would they bring you into a situation where they know that your failings are gonna make things harder for everybody you're putting people in danger they don't respect you they don't trust you yeah fold up the the text and shove it up under my shirt you're right pro what don't touch them what I put them back in my pouch into my pocket area uh you should go help them they're trying to they just got to keep them busy he's he's gonna run out of steam eventually okay uh and tuck and ding ding is like running out of steam too yeah I imagine and he is like staggering to his feet now he hasn't taken a form yet like after tuck slammed him into the wall he's just like bleeding and bruised and he's getting up and he's just like it's only a matter of time I'm gonna I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna be the spirit walker and I'm gonna have all of the power anyone could ever need just a bunch of blood on the ground and he stumbles around you and he's trying to get to the altar clearly uh I have larry terry and chad I smash the altar whoa holy shit okay I'll piss him off yeah defy danger wisdom um um into a hundred pieces chunks of stone fly all over the room everybody feels this like wave of spiritual turbulence emit from the altar and roth rises up from his like brutally beaten hunch and feels like he is feeling a cool breeze on his face just seems elated as this blood like runs down from his mouth across his chest and he's doing the the typical villain like yes yes and he starts like uh his arm becomes like a bear's paw and then it like starts to go up his shoulder but then it becomes like a bird's talon and he looks at it and then like the other hand shifts to like a horse's hoof and then his chest is like a killer whale's chest yeah there's like like blubber and flesh and then his legs are like crab legs and it's just like whipping back and forth he's like no oh my god there's a bezoar is forming into a forehead a red like he's taking on my spirit animal too and which is oh the lightning is starting like yeah oh yeah yeah there's like storm clouds like gathering around him like in the room yeah they're just like coming into existence and ving the moonlit wolf form that you've been wearing for this fight disappears the stones clatter to the ground and you feel a similar thing like your hands catch fire and the flames start running up your arm onto your chest and your body and you feel like your flesh turning to stone you disappear for a second and there's just like a roiling fart fart the most primordial of all elements and then you feel something reaching out to you I reach back as you reach out to this force the elements that you are used to controlling and manipulating start to flit away you that your grasp on them is loosening before like they're slipping through your fingers like it's just running through your grip and billy and uh tuck you see like a moon rise light from his like forehead down illuminates ving and it just pushes the fire away and pushes the stone away and the water away until he is fully illuminated by the light of the moon whoa ving you feel a little bit of a change happening it's on it feels unclear right now but also sad definitely it feels like an ending in a way oh whoa um is this the last episode we're gonna die everything fades to black uh in the middle of journeys don't stop believing everything suddenly cuts to black hmm fin writes on the screen yeah in cursive and then question mark and then you're like oh my god I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry period and then period period ellipses um so the moonlight begins to wash over your face and then down your body you can feel the elements that were attempting to take hold as it goes over my face tears are drawn out I'm crying as it goes down my body and here's where you kind of realize what's happening you feel your gills begin to close oh whoa no my tail you feel as the light washes down your chest the amethyst geode in your chest close up whoa my god it washes down your arms the moss falls to the ground falls to the ground oh what what the fuck's happening and it continues down your legs until you are completely bathed in moonlight where once inside you rested fire earth air wind there is now only the light of the moon you stand there bathed in moonlight you think for a moment of your mother and everything she taught you and everything that she helped you become and you take a deep breath in and you feel yourself breathe out through new gills nature's price has finally been paid and I think that's where we're gonna end it for this week I'm your game master Sean O'Hara joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian abdulaziz so long playing ving the half elf druid Paul Oppers take care playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie bye everyone thank you to aaron reed as always for the incredible intro and outro music that he is so beautifully composed for us uh speller actually has a soundcloud account where you can listen to all of the original music from the show and it's got a shit ton of music written by abdulaziz and composed by aaron reed and also the song by you right yes I did write terry not um and thank you to all of our beautiful supporters around the world you can support us on twitter and support us on patreon at patreon.com Spout Lore or Spout Lore.com money please for an absolute ton of bonus content audio content outtakes bloopers fun word almanacs other material artwork merch whatever your heart desires can be found at patreon.com Spout Lore and we'll see you next time and so ends the tale of adventures three who tried their best they can though dumb and scared and lost they be for times abreast in revelry and though our journey may be like a conclusion we will not leave you without a 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Spout Lore is brought to you by listeners like yourself. If you want to check out more stuff or give us a support, go to www.p-a-t. I'll start over. It sounds like a fucking Alta Vista ad. Gather round, friends, let me tell you a tale of three heroes, noble and bold. A brute, a druid, and a thief who is but nine years old. You know them by name, you know them by deed. Their quests are famously daring. So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing.

Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home. He loves to sing and fight. Fingers have health, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the largest heart. Best in bread. They may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round, friends, and listen close for the tale's about to start. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Spout Lore. I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara.

Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdulaziz. Hello, everybody. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hello. And playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica Tai. Hello, everyone. When last we left our heroes, they began, in earnest, planning their infiltration of the Lightguard Fort on the Four Frost Isles to recover, hopefully, Perel and Maggie from the clutches of the Magi. Some scouting was undertaken in some extremely effective stealth bushes.

We were lucky that they were growing there. We were lucky that three bushes were growing within 15 feet of each other on an otherwise empty field. Well, the last… The logic behind that was that Storm and Norman had been planting bushes close to the… Yeah. Bushes? Particular stealth bushes? Close to the fort. Storm and Norman, of course, being an old man they met during their planning, who has attempted to infiltrate this fort numerous times over 40 years.

People used to come to see the fort like a tourist attraction, but now they come to see Storm and Norman. Try and break it. Take fidgets with them. Ving kind of offhandedly agreed to find and mark Storm and Norman's legs, just for the moral victory. Yeah. Then they began their observation of the fort, discovering things like guard patterns, some effective ways to maybe climb up the walls, before Ving communed with the whispers of the island to learn more.

Discovering deep beneath the fort an ancient spirit of some form, Billy hopped into the fairy realm for a moment to try and aid this otherworldly scanning of the fort. Discovering some sort of magical object held within. Oh, yeah. Or a magic signature of some fashion. Mm-hmm. Before also noticing that this ancient spirit seemed to be taking notice of Ving, hopping out and saving Ving from a fate unknown. Then the infiltration began. Ving turned into a bird made of thorny vines. Yeah.

And really pulled off some incredible martial arts, dive bombing a group of guards from the sky. How does he do it? I don't know. It was amazing. It was maybe the coolest fight scene that we had ever done. Yeah. Yeah. The fight choreography budget has really increased for this part of the series. Billy and Tuck arrived moments later out of breath. From just climbing a wall? Yeah. Oh, one of the results of a failure or a partial success on your scouting revealed some sort of unusual guard.

Mm-hmm. A humanoid figure wrapped head to toe with large goggles and some sort of collapsing ranged weapon on their back, which appears by all accounts to be some sort of rifle of some kind. Also, Irk is here. That guy was talking to Irk. Yes. Irk. Irk. The Medjay, who is on the case for Billy, magically contracted to find the light guard tech or the Medjay text relating to the ritual used to take Ving's shape-shifting away. We broke in. Did some Weekend at Bernie's bullshit.

Billy put some guards to sleep as you entered the main keep, which you barred behind you. And in attempting to find the dungeon, Tuck got a little overexcited in his infiltration. And to be fair, found the dungeon. And he found it in some sort of Sonic the Hedgehog style rolling maneuver. I lost all of the gold rings I had collected that day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And looked up into the stony face of Medjay. Yes.

And that is where we find our heroes now. Tuck, what do you do? I smack him in the face. I smack him in the face immediately. As soon as he enters frame, I start smacking. Yeah. Okay. You're going to have to roll a defy danger. I'm going to say dexterity first because you are at a disadvantage here. For speed. Ten. Oh, okay. Holy shit. That is maybe the fastest Tuck has ever reacted to a situation. Wow. And we're in it. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead and roll your hack and slash. Here we go. 13. Jesus.

Wow. Okay. This poor Medjay. Okay. Roll your damage dice. Holy shit. Six. Six. This is a person, right? This is someone's child. Vink sees this from halfway up the stairs. He's like, note to self, don't confront Tuck after he's fallen down the stairs. Yeah. The reason why Tuck is so angry is because he's like, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die.

The reason why Tuck is so good at this is because a lot of his self-defense trading was when he was on the streets of McCall and a lot of that happened while he was being bullied on the ground or waking up on the sidewalk to someone trying to bully you. Yeah. So this is my ideal position on my back. Shoelaces tied together. Yeah. This is basically the equivalent of a guard for the Medjay. This is not a high-ranking Medjay. So your hand arcs up.

You see, as they try and raise their hands to block you, it looks like a little sheet of water rises up with them. And the water starts frosting over as your hand is arcing towards them. Cool. But it doesn't freeze in time. And you splash right through it and just knock this dude out. You catch him with your big baseball mitt hand and just knock him to the ground. Guys, watch out. There's people down here. Guys, I'm very strong. Be careful of my reflexes. And they all know we're here.

So you guys come down the stairs to see Tuck take this guy out. And he's crumpled on the ground in as few clothes as possible as the Medjay often are. Are there more people coming? You hear some slamming from a couple floors up. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Is there any doors? Anything? You are in the main area of a dungeon. There are two cells on each side separated by iron bars. And there is a corridor at the far end of the room. The cells are empty. Yeah. I was going to ask to discern realities.

That's what I was going to say, too. I wanted to search the Magi. Yeah. Are you trying to get information? Are you trying to find a key or some sort of thing? Just roll a d6. Two. Yeah. You find what looks to be a ring of keys. Oh, great. Take them. There's like three keys on it. Cool. Found some keys, guys. And Billy is investigating. Yeah. I'll discern realities. Okay. Of the room. 2d6 plus wisdom. Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. I got six. I laid. Well, you were searching for the keys. How is Tuck doing?

Tuck took the robe off the guy on the ground, and he's trying to put it on for disguise. I want you to understand how little rope there is already on this man. The Magi, as we know, are generally shirtless. So it looks like one of those short kimonos that middle-aged women wear sometimes. Yeah. I actually, I do like that. Since it's colder, they're wearing wide-sleeve things, but no shirts underneath. They're open all the time. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.

So it barely, it's like you got it over your forearm, and now that you're trying to get it under your bicep, it's becoming. It's becoming a real issue. But I do aid Billy. Yeah. When I notice he's trying to discern realities. Because he's pretty low down, so I just lift him up. Oh, thank you. Seven. Okay. One question off the discern realities list. What here is not what it appears to be? I like that one a lot. I feel like they're hiding something, obviously. Good question. Good question.

They wouldn't be down here if it was like for everyone to look at. Yeah. Yeah. Bing's trying all the locks. The keys. Oh. The cells that are seemingly empty. Okay. Yeah. So Billy, Tuck lifts you up, and you start being cast about the room like a lantern, as is usually the way. And you're looking at the cell doors.

Somebody that has infiltrated jails a couple times in the past, you notice that at least one of the doors, something is kind of off about the way the locking mechanism seems to be oriented. Oh, put me down. I want to try this one. All right. And I gently place him on the ground. And I give him a kiss on the top of his head. Oh, thank you. Thanks. Bing gives you the ring of keys, and you try one. But as you're turning the lock, you're like, oh, this door is already unlocked.

Like, I don't know why this lock would be feeling like it's still moving. And then you complete the lock, and you hear a click from inside the cell. And the click is the bars are. Dropping down, basically. Oh. There's a room beneath it. Whoa. Interesting. Okay. So, yeah, there's like a grinding in a way that makes it sound like maybe this room hasn't been opened in a while. And the floor of this cell starts lowering. Cool. Are you guys going into this lowering chamber? Hell yeah. I'm going.

Yeah. You can't stop me. Billy, we weren't trying to. Oh, sorry. We're all just standing on this elevator. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. We're like, yeah. Yeah. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. I just wanted to make it more intense than it was. Yeah. Do it, Billy. Jump into danger without a plan. I'm doing it. I already jumped. And the floor continues to lower for, it's not that deep. It's like maybe eight feet.

But there is a doorway that goes back underneath the main floor of the chamber above. You know what I mean? Like, it's basically right underneath. And there seems to be an unblocked. There's an unlit plinth that has like a brazier in it. And then a couple shelves kind of around the perimeter of the room. Is there anything on the shelves? Does Ving recognize any of the iconography? Yeah. You would all recognize this by this point. This looks like light guard.

Like, this looks like it was a light guard room of some kind. It looks like it was built to be a part of this fort. Is that spirit thing down here? That spirit thing that you felt? I mean, I don't want to tie in, but it did feel deep under the fort. And we are going lower. Uh, yeah. You feel like whatever that presence is, is even lower than this. This looks like it is just like it was a hidden room that the light guard kept things in. Oh. Yeah.

Tuck, this reminds you of like the Church of the Flame sort of like ceremonial braziers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like the guy that we saw at Flotsam. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This looks like it was some sort of combination of prayer room and like reliquary. Cool. Is there anything we can steal? Yeah. Yeah. It's dusty in here. It's been a while since people have been in here. You think maybe the, um, even the captain's council might not know about this room. Oh, cool. What? I'm going to discern some realities.

Okay. Six. Duh. I will help you. These realities are discerning. Um, so Billy just moves Bing's hand down to like the actual part where stuff's going on. Yeah. I got an eight. Okay. Perfect. Yeah. You find, uh, an object that Billy, you help Ving guide his hand towards it because this feels like it might be the magical signature that you recognized earlier. So I want you guys to describe this object to me. It belonged to a McCollin wizard. And that's all I'm going to tell you.

I don't know what their specialty was. I don't know who they were, but it belonged to a McCollin wizard. For some reason, I thought of a string of an instrument. Oh yeah. Yeah. That would kind of make sense. Cause one of the kind of, uh, callings of the giants was like music, right? So maybe it was a giant wizard. Ooh. Interesting. Okay. Then I think I might know what it is. Okay. It's a cloth wrapped bundle. Wow. Things like, Oh my God. Cloth. Oh, this will come in so handy.

Look at all this nice cloth. It's yeah. It's actually really, it is really nice cloth. It's maybe a little mold moldy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I already tasted it. I'm like, it's, it's mold. Yeah. I wasn't sure. I had to be sure. It's either mold or pepperoni. That's definitely mold. It's hard to tell in the light, you know, don't eat mold. Stop doing it. No, it just was round. But at this point, his immune system has got to be way better than anything. I think you're fine. Probably. Um, okay.

We open it up. What's in there. Hmm. It is a, uh, broken shard of a mirror. What's in there? Oh man. Hold it up. Look in face. Right now. You're, you just see yourselves. Wow. Hello. I knock on the mirror. No, you see your, your fist. Touch your fist. I kiss the mirror. You see your lips. Touch your lips. Okay. Well, I thought it was going to be a mirror, like in flats. I'm like, that guy tried to get us to kiss. Is there anything on the back of the mirror? Um, yeah, you can discern realities.

I discern the mirror. Oh, or no. Sorry. Very bad. Okay. Oh no, I didn't. No. Yeah. Sorry. What were you going to say? I was going to say a Spout Lore makes more sense. Oh, I could also do an ear for magic. Yeah, that's true. Cause we know this is a magical thing. Yeah. Um, and sorry, can you remind me how we changed ear for magic?

It would, that it would be like, I can kind of just, it would be like anything magical or spiritual or iconic, but like I can get a vague vibe of it instead of like knowing exactly what a spell does. Cause it was like, when I hear someone cast a spell, I know what it does immediately. Yeah. Cool. Okay. That you say something interesting, but not useful sort of thing. I guess so. Yeah. Um, that's good. Cause I rolled snake eyes. Jessica, he didn't know. It's too late.

He said, Abdul can take the turn. Okay. This is what I'll tell you. Tuck, you're looking at the mirror. You're holding it by the cloth basically like to make sure you don't cut your fingers on the edges. Yeah. And as you're looking at this mirror, really just taking in your own reflection after for a few seconds. I'm checking out what I look like in the kimono. I'm like holding it away. It looks like I'm taking a selfie is what it looks like.

Uh, and for a fraction of a second, your reflection disappears and you see what looks like a stone chamber, like a carved stone chamber with sand on the ground, beams of light cutting through the air and then it's gone. Oh, weird guys. I saw like a, like kind of like a stone. A stone chamber. Basically what Sean said with beams of light cutting through sand on the ground. It looked like it was McCall, right? Uh, it looked deserty for sure. Yeah. There was a bunch of sand. Yeah.

I think this shows you sand guys. Let me see that. I think he's going to like look at it for like really hard. Like maybe to show me where I'm from. Oh, maybe that's what it is. You see the same thing that Tuck described for just a second. So anything happened? I take the mirror. I try really hard. I hope my fists are so tight on the mirror. And for a second, Billy, you see the same thing, but, um, you feel like your point of view is closer to the ground.

Oh, like you're seeing like sand basically just below your feet and then gone. Hold on. Come back. Where'd you go? Yeah. You can't get it back. Is there anyone in there? I've been here around. You unfortunately can't get the, uh, get the, uh, get the, uh, get the, uh, get the, uh, get the image back just yet. You're going to need some time, I think, to, uh, really observe this. Okay. Wrap it up. Put it away. Yeah. Yeah. Someone else should carry this. I fall a lot. My backpack is cloth.

Actually, that is something interesting. I'd say, uh, Tuck, you're like somebody else should hold this and you drop it and it hits the ground and it doesn't break. Oh, wicked. It goes like long. I pick it up and throw it at the wall. It amazingly doesn't break. Cool. I throw rocks at it.

Uh, and then you, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys start throwing this mirror around as it's like clanging on the walls and you hear voices from higher up go, what the hell is that? Oh no. I forgot what we were doing. Uh, yeah. So you hear voices. It sounds like they're not quite at this chamber yet, but they're, they're coming down. Is there another room we can go into? Unfortunately, this seems to be a, uh, just a room.

Is there any way we can lock the storeroom up? Cause if they don't know that's here, we can maybe hide out where they come in and investigate the, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the cell room and then leave. That sounds like a discern realities. Nice. I got eight. Okay. So what's your question? What's useful here? Yeah. Perfect. Turn this into a high little Heidi hole. Yeah.

Uh, on the wall next to like the, uh, the door frame basically that you walked through the threshold, uh, to the right, there looks to be a little key hole. Hmm. Stick the keys in, try it out. Yep. And the wall starts to rise up the, or the floor starts to rise up. It starts to rise back up, sealing off the door to the room that you're in. I sure hope this doesn't backfire. And the light starts to go out and now you are in complete darkness, but sealed away. I'm very scared of the dark.

You can make light. What? Do I have to use something to make a little? Oh, below the wisp is a move that you can use anytime. Right. I make a little wicker cat. I'm like, I'm sorry. I forgot. I just went into panic mode. Yeah. The wicker cat jumps out of this like spiraling mode of light and lands on the ground and it's just like walking around and the, uh, the wicker cat is, uh, or the wicker light. Yeah.

Uh, it's kind of hopping up onto the plinth, up onto the shelves, casting light all over the walls. And you see this old for sure. Light guard imagery, images of the God of the flame, images of light guard warriors doing battle. I just, sorry. I just like, it can be off mic, but I just had a thought like, what if this room, cause it's got the brazier and everything. What if all these, uh, like in regular light, there's doesn't look like there's anything on the walls or anything, but it's lit up.

Like you can only see it when there's a light or a fire. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That would be sick. So there's like secrets on the walls. Yeah. Okay. So you see when you came in, you saw kind of faded images, like old flaked paintings. Uh, but the wicker cat, the wicker light passes by something and you see like a, you know, another image like over these old paintings and as she passes by, it disappears. Grab the cat. Use as a lantern heading nicely.

It's hard to get like a clear, you're catching like little bits of it, but it seems like this isn't the, uh, the ideal light for this. Can I activate Terri Larry and Chad and see if they're light? Uh, Oh, the amethyst. Yeah. Uh, yeah. The spike lights up and it's the same thing. Like it's for some reason, the, these artificial. Spirit lights. The spirit lights in the fairy light don't really seem to be doing it. I have a sun torch, sunstone torch in my thing. I'll whip that out. Try it out.

Yeah. Um, it's again, it is a similar thing. You're getting the idea that if you want, you guys are trying every light that you have, you're turning on your phone, flashlights, whatever you can do. I start scrambling around the shelves looking for anything. Yeah. Yeah. You guys get the idea at least that, um, you would need to light a fire in this. Yeah. In this plinth.

So I'm, uh, Billy starts like scrambling around the shelves and he's got the mirror to help him like with the light, try to shine light into the nooks and crannies. And then he sees the brazier behind him and he's like, Oh, can we light a fire in there? Absolutely not. This room is way too small. That is so dangerous. Are you kidding me? Do you know what fire does? I'm very hesitant. I don't want the, uh, elements to get away from us. Not in here. We're hiding. We're hiding.

But Ving, what if there's cool stuff that we don't know? The no is written on the walls and then the fire lights it up and then we know the secrets. This is how pyromania starts, my friend. You think that something cool will come out of starting fires. Ving, you never let me do cool stuff. You always tell me no. What are you talking about? You just made a cat out of light. That's so cool. Please though. I really want it. And then I go, okay, Billy, Ving and I will discuss it. Fine.

And I was like, can I talk to you over here for a second? And we shuffle six inches. To the- To a private corner. I go sit in the brazier with the mirror like, no one lets me do anything. He's thrown against the wall. Gone. All right, dude. Like, we have to like, let him make his own mistakes sometimes. Okay, well then he can light his own fire. I have a flint. If you, if you agree to this. I mean, I just, I'm really hesitant right now when everyone's up there. I can hear them.

Listen, footsteps, footsteps. Maybe now, who knows what's going to happen when we light this fire. We got to trust him to make his own choices. There's nowhere for smoke to go. We got to trust him to find a place for smoke to go. You do. Since you said there's nowhere for smoke to go. You look around the room and at the seam of the ceiling of this room and the wall, you see little squares cut into the walls at sort of like equidistant spacing. Oh, I put my hand in front of it.

I can feel like a draft. Yeah. It looks like this room was designed with people burning fires in a closed space in mind. Yeah. Come on, man. Every once in a while, we got to let him jump into danger without a plan. Every time. Every move. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here. Billy. Yeah. I can light a fire. I'm giving you this flint and this steel. Okay. Because we trust you. I'll do it. Take it. I'll do it. Thank you. Add it to your gear. Thank you. You're welcome. So I do that. I start.

I don't really know how to use it. Uh-huh. Just banging them together. Yeah. Just banging them together, getting sparks flying. Okay. Roll a Spout Lore. I like in the way that his binoculars work. He just holds it and then the fire starts. And he's like, ah, excellent. Oh, great. I'm a professional. 10. Oh. Holy shit. Interesting and useful. Okay. So you light a fire in this little brazier plinth. In the center of the room. It.

Burst to life and images shimmer into view, overlaying the paintings flaking on the wall. Oh, adding details and imagery that were obscured from your view before. Fucking sick. There's stuff written in like the old language on there. Oh, were you thinking like the fairy, like the original? Like the druid. Yeah. Oh, so sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. Interesting. Oh, and the images move. Oh, yeah. It's like old movie. Yeah. Is that lame? We have popcorn. No, that's cool.

The braziers for making kettle corn in. This is great. You find on one of the shelves a striped red and white vest and a little paper hat. So, Billy, you see as you're on the shelves kind of observing the images. You see scrawled in a flowing script what looks to be the original like druidic fairy language that you have started to read recently.

And you reach out to touch where the images are painted on the wall and your fingers like graze it in a line and the images just above your hand move with that gesture. Whoa. I jump back a bit, but then I like go back and I keep doing it. And. It's like people on horseback. Mm hmm. And the horses start. Like galloping across the wall. And when you move your hand back, they gallop backwards. Oh, I'm doing that a lot. They go. They run forward and back. Yeah.

And you can hear like faintly the sound of like hooves. Yeah. I like that a lot. Yeah. Very faint. Yeah. So cool. And like like metal on metal clashing. Mm hmm. And then I move to like another section and there's like a huge shadow like swallowing up other things. Whoa. Sick. Yeah. Ving goes above you and there's things happening in the sky above that. So it's like it take multiple people doing this dance to reveal the full story on the wall. Maybe. Interesting.

Oh, Tuck is like poking around at like the ceiling and like the images up there and he's like tracking it down and there's like a picture of the moon that he notices. So he touches the moon and then he follows it as it like progresses through the sky and it is breaking as it's falling into the ocean. Mm hmm. And then it falls on an island that looks a lot like the four frost isles. Oh my God. That's awesome. Oh my God. That's so awesome. Thanks. That was a really gratifying response. Wow.

Jessica. Very good. Oh my God. Oh my God. Re-ends in the basement. Oh. Oh. He must be. Oh God. Oh yeah. I take out the waning knife. I see if it's like behaving differently. It is. Whoa. It seems to be. It's so bright. Yeah. It's glowing brightly right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now. There's so much light in here right now. Yeah. It's like you're looking like directly at a full bright moon. Oh my God. I wonder if I can tell you one more thing about the mirror. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. Okay.

What did you roll? Tell us. What did you guys get when you roll the spell Lord to look at this mirror? 10. 10. Oh, wait. No, that was for that. For the walls. It was for the mirror. Was it 10? It was a 10. Okay. You. It is. Okay. So. Tell us. That actually. That actually scared me a little bit. Take a picture. For listeners. I stabbed the waiting knife. It's. Tell us. Fuck. Tell us the information. Give us a spell or something useful and interesting. Tell us both. Paul's got. Oh, I know.

He's going to get it. He's going to get it done. I said calm down. Put it down. Put it. Put it down. We're going to get the person downstairs up here in a second. Dancer's going to be so mad at us for that. Ving, you are more experienced now at like trying to understand kind of the more otherworldly aspects of this plane. You have a feeling that and tuck because of your magic, that this being a show, it's going to be a show. It's going to be a show.

Of a greater thing is affecting how it operates. Guys, this thing is a shard. Yeah, which affects how it operates. This thing's sharded all over the place, probably. There's probably shards all over the world of this. And if we put it together, it'll make it like, you know, like a whole thing. One giant shard. Like a shard party. We need to throw a huge shard party. Do you think there could be shards everywhere? Yeah.

I wouldn't doubt that there are maybe shards happening in different rooms in this place. No way. Bing pulls out his laptop and looks up used shard.ca. Guys, I can just feel another shard is coming. Yeah, there's another shard nearby for sure. Yeah, so this mirror is broke. I drank too much Red Bull before I came here, and I can feel a shard coming for sure. I've drank the perfect amount of Red Bull, and a shard is on the way. But yeah, you can tell that this is broken.

And if it were the full mirror, perhaps it would do something. But right now, all you're getting is like flashes of imagery of some other place. Cool. Okay, cool. Okay. And it's the one thing that is very notable, besides the fact that a mirror is showing you images of another place, which they're not supposed to do, is that it's showing you the same place every time. Oh. Okay, so back to the murals, the murals. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The moon crashing. So this is what I'm thinking, is I'm thinking that it is both moons to begin with, that rise up from like one side of the wall, like near the shelves, the moon rises up. Oh, and things on the other side rising the other moon? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So one of, both moons are full as they, like they're going through their cycles, waxing to waning. Oh, cool.

And then something, like as you're arcing them over the ceiling as they're approaching each other one of the moons begins to a shadow begins to pass over it and the moon becomes like a deep like blood red and as they get closer as the the fuller moon begins to wane uh the red moon shatters whoa and becomes what you recognize as the coronet whoa and as they meet in the center of the ceiling the coronet encircles the waning moon oh my gosh wow and around the edges the images that billy and ving were looking at there are it looks like light guard warriors on horseback but then you notice that it's not all light guard there are armies of varying cultures different like the mural like the tapestry yeah the tapestry aquarius tower and also the one in the clearwater clear water the one that keeps showing up what was that called the breaking of the chain the breaking of the chains oh my god billy starts like rushing and running his hands all up the walls yeah so we're all having it and we all come to this big center wall like everybody's maybe like working and it like it ends in that when we all have our hands together it ends in the breaking of the chains paint but the image here is different where it was a golden rod robed wizard on the portrait that you saw that one in aquarius tower the one in aquarius tower this looks to be a woman in a long like red dress with like flowing hair is it allison oh my god is that allison uh I guess it's it's a red that is very reminiscent of the moon that you saw the blood moon yeah yeah uh and it is a woman with long hair and a long flowing red dress standing on like a hill uh holding a spear aloft it's lillian oh my god it is it's the blood moon yeah it's the blood moon yeah it's the blood moon where's rian I start I try looking for him um you see an image further away down the wall like if you're looking at this big central painting it's kind of off to one side there is a lake and next to the lake is a small pile of stones with reeds coming out yeah with reeds kind of growing up around them like a cairn it looks to be a cairn of some kind okay the same way that we could hear horses hooves there's like a there's a a song to the broken in the reeds there's a song being played as we rake over the reeds that are growing out of the stones by the lake like a sad a sad like yeah a song of passing a dirge yeah and the way that the lake is oriented in this painting it feels like something that is there's it feels like there's a longing there's a distance like it's something that is uh like it's being pulled by the tides sort of thing kind of yeah it's being it seems like it's the distance between the center of the painting and the lake is feels very emotionally significant I'm trying to look at the if there's any like landmarks where I could know where this lake is I guess you got I guess this was a 10 so we're just kind of talking about this painting yeah so billy is trying to recognize a landmark right sort of like I I do feel I it's like I hear these like sounds uh songs and I feel all the emotions that are sort of running through this paint and like over that I hear like almost like a woman's voice um what's that word where like women used to like whale oh keening keening yeah it's a very like distant sort of sound like that in the wind as it rushes through those those reeds um billy something that you see while you're looking at this lake trying to recognize uh what feels familiar about it you see on the shore of the lake a woman's voice and a woman's voice and a woman's voice and a woman's You see on the shores of this lake, buildings start to kind of sprout up and a city takes form on the shores and rising up out of the center of the lake.

It looks to be a keeper, a castle of some kind. Just sitting in the center of the water. If Tuck and Ving were to look, you would not see this. Oh, really? Yeah. It feels like something that is just like it's your memory knitting together. Whoa, my memory. Yeah. You feel like you've been there before. Billy says that. Holy fuck, my fucking memory. The fuck, bud. Memory would be a crazy thing to recall as a weird fairy child. Yeah.

So, Billy, it feels like a place that you've passed through at some point in your life. Billy, do you recognize that place? I think so, but I don't remember from when. Do you know what it's called? No. Okay. Can I use bardic lore? Mm-hmm. Because they have both gods and their servants and histories. Yeah, totally. So, you do only get one question. You don't get one for each.

When you first encounter an important creature, location, or item, your call, covered by your bardic lore, you can ask the GM one question about it. The GM will answer truthfully. The GM may then ask you what legend, song, or tale you heard that information in. Okay. What should I ask? Like, I could ask what… What? Because did… Is the thing that I described? Where, like, the moon breaking apart, a piece of it falling beneath this keep. Is that still the case? Yeah. I mean, you said that.

Okay. So, I'll honor that. I think it's… Instead of the coronet, like, fully encircling the remaining moon, I think there are pieces that are falling to Earth in different places. Oh, I really like that imagery. Oh, yeah. Spinning and, like… Different place. Yeah. Yeah. They touch down in different places, kind of in this landscape. Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. This mirror could be made of moon. This whole island. This whole island could be a shard of the moon. Oh, my God. Norman's legs.

Is that what it is, Sean? Is this whole island? It would make so much sense. A chunk of the moon. That's really cool. Oh, yeah. Can I tell you? I'll tell you what that face was. Yeah. Didn't even consider it? Uh-huh. That's definitely what it is now. Yes. That's sick. So fucking cool. That's so fucking cool. That is so cool. So cool. So, the Four Frost Isles are a remnant of Lillian's… Lillian's moon. Yeah. God damn, that's cool. No wonder the knife, the waning knife has so much power here.

Okay. Is the question, what is the other moon? The blood moon? No, because the blood moon became the… The blood moon was Lillian's moon, right? Yes. Yeah. So, she was that moon. I thought Rian was the other moon. I don't know that we have ever confirmed what the other moon is. Oh. I think something also to consider is the reality of events and those events depicted in our world. Yeah. Yeah. The blood moon and the artwork don't necessarily line up. Okay. Yeah.

But I do want to know what this artwork thinks it is. Even if you thought about it… Yeah. …based on the history, although we've never talked about what the blood moon means. Uh-huh. I've alluded to it a couple times, but we haven't actually talked about the event. True. You realize that the blood moon and the breaking, if this is about Rian's death, that doesn't necessarily line up. That seems to be artistic license. Okay.

This is my interpretation of the history as we've established it so far. And let me know if it lines up with what you guys are thinking. Okay. But it was Lillian and Chimes got together. They had a kid, Rian. Rian became a king of the principalities. Through some betrayal, he was killed. And then Lillian lost it, became the blood moon, waged war against men. And then all the nations on the elves, the men, everything came together… The last of the giants?

…to fight against the last of the giants, to fight against the blood moon, which was destroying the world. And then the blood moon broke, which don't know idea why it broke, but then it shattered and she was trapped beneath the sea of graves by Chimes. Probably he betrayed her. That's what I have. That's my read on it so far. Yeah. That's, I think that makes a lot of sense. You're like 95% of the way there. Cool. Yeah. Wow. What's the missing 5%?

It's that the moon shattered when Rian was killed. Oh. So Lillian's grief broke the moon. Yeah. And her, like these images of her as the blood moon seem to be more representations than they are like reflections of what actually happened to the moon. So there was never actually… The blood moon is like a representation of motherhood as well. Yeah. Right. Because periods and shit. Exactly. I'm sorry. Well, you haven't just been saying periods and shit in your mind this whole time. Yeah.

This whole thing is… The whole podcast is a metaphor for womanhood. Are you guys fucking kidding me? No. I'm out now. This whole time, man. Wow. This whole podcast has been… You can never stop a lady from spouting lore. I feel like… The thing is, is because I don't think that this isn't… This is so far in the past that I think even this war is considered myth. Yeah. Legend. Like no one alive was there for it except for Chimes. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

World if we consider the exodus an apocalypse this world has been through several right an age always ends in catastrophe basically like the giants had their own apocalypse that ended up with them turning into the oracle yeah this war destroyed the world very likely man our world is so fucking cool so cool it's very cool world a series of books like why aren't we lord of the ring we are the lords of our own rings I just want I want your question your question could just be what is this event yeah do you want that question I mean I at least want to talk about it and I I honestly just might anyways because I like I'm so excited about it yeah um I just want to talk about it okay but if that's not your question if you have other details that you want to know well what if what if he asks another question but you add all the stuff you want to talk about you guys have been in this situation before when I get so excited about world building I'll basically tell you anything you want to know yeah so easy prematurely ejaculate all of the information this is my premature ejaculation because I never do it the rather the paul kind it's actually a problem I take like nine hours that red rain should help all right get out the milking machine brace yourself in eight hours okay what's your question I kind of and I want your guys's input on this I sort of want to ask what is the thing under the fort I want to know yeah yeah totally and that's not depicted within this image no it's not what is it like yeah like what is this spiritual presence this ancient spiritual presence beneath the fort well we already know it's a chunk of the moon so it's got to be tied to that like maybe it's like a piece of lillian like maybe lillian's not the the eye of the storm that we found that's like most of lillian like her cognizance like but there's like pieces of her like scattered all over the world remnants of her grief yeah well yeah that's why it was so like malicious like unwelcoming in a way yeah and like so dormant and because we've been in the tomb where she is that's how she recognized my signature yes oh yeah I feel you nearby you said it was familiar sean said it was familiar yeah because what we do know at least uh based on chimes and history and the stories we've told and heard about lillian um she had a physical humanoid presence on this planet and also the moon was still in the sky so her body and the moon are not the sick they're connected but like she draws her power from the moon and like the moon draws whatever it does from her but she's she's not the moon she's not the moon she's not the moon she's not the moon she's not the moon yeah she's basically like she it seems like gods as we know them on this world are like embodiments of particularly powerful spirits yeah almost like avatars kind of of certain spirits like et in the flower like et in the flower when the flower dies et dies yeah okay so what is beneath the four frost isles you believe uh based on what you've seen in the past you believe that the moon is the one that's what ving told you and billy told you about the spiritual presence and the stories that you've heard about this event and the imagery and information you've gleaned from this room you believe that it must be a fragment of the moon what fragment though like what piece of lillian's world is it what was contained within that piece of her when the moon shattered because I see that's what it would have been I bet it was originally like everything like it was none of them were like separate feelings or anything like that but I wonder if it's like in time uh in time and also like with what maybe the druids practiced and then the magi and the fairies and giants and other things like that fed into like whatever it's perverted energy right was coming off of that oh shit so it's almost like like they fed into each other yeah like the best explanation like it was everything but over time a certain aspect of it was amplified by whatever happened nearby so maybe the druids are using this as a source of power like or maybe they're trying maybe they're the reason why there was that huge shipment of ghost route is because the druids are trying to leash this part of lillian's prez sean's coming yeah it would make sense like otherwise why else be here so what was the thing that you were thinking just now just now that thing where I was like oh my god I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like I put my hands on my head yeah I made a face um that might be this attempt to leash this this portion of the moon spirit powerful as it might be might also be the reason they need the ghost route but also the reason they needed to take ving's power oh shit because they might need it they need the spirit walker holy shit that's why the thing underground recognized me is because it knows my blood and my spirit whoa and you have the knife on you and the knife might be required for whoever is attempting to leash the spirit might need that power oh my god this could be a trap do you think maybe this wasn't about perel the whole time and maybe it was a way to get ving am I the perel the whole time puts his finger over his lip like a mustache ving got one of those uh mustache tattoos on the side of his finger in 2010 well we are it was mardi gras we all got it it was 2009 it was a different time okay uh yeah that's a that's a very good theory that maybe maggie and perel are bait our bait yeah oh god oh my god so many layers of bluffs in this whole plan ving's mind is blown storm and norman was a plant what if he was it would be so funny if we walked into the captain's council and storm and norman was sitting there and he's wearing there with legs yeah he's wearing a match eye robe he's like it was me the whole time he's doing that like one leg up over the arm of the throne and like leaning on his elbow like nice of you to join me it's a kaiser soze kind of thing like he's walking without a limp now yeah all right well we learned a lot didn't we oh god and we've arrived at a conclusion you might have walked into a trap and the album that I heard this on it was it was archers over kings it that was that band that we came up with in Mall Brats where it was like they're the descendants of like a group of former nobility in the frozen north dark forest yeah in the dark forest and they had their power usurped from them but their whole like identity almost as royals was how good they were as archers so like all of the all the songs that this band sings are about their line and the history of their line and the album is called unto the blood moon once more and it's about the final battle against lillian yeah I do have a name for this war I don't know if I've said it oh cool I think that tuck would probably know it from like bits and pieces of information he's gained it was called the grieving nice yeah so cool so sick there was like a one person who like a very uh brutal force called the griever interesting I do like the idea that there was like one person on the other side to like on the side of the forces of man for lack of a better word I don't know if I'm wrong but better humankind doesn't work because there were elves yeah whatever you know what I mean um who was like a heroic figure who's said to have like led the battle so cool but we don't know anything about them no yeah it's this is like the story that we're telling right now about these three idiots is brushes up against so many way cooler no I love it it's so funny it's like that episode of buffy where xander's on his own and every once in a while he'll love it and he'll love it and he'll look in the window of the library and they'll be fighting some huge demon and he's just like they don't need me right now um yeah so the grieving so fucking cool that's cool okay I've said it on mike finally thank god although I did reference it by name in one of the almanacs oh cool yeah the almanac is available uh on the Spout Lore patreon to 25 backers and above as it comes out we will be releasing it eventually in a collected pdf um okay so that's what you know anything else you want to ask me that I think I've I think I've run my course on things that I know right now I'd like to roll war cry get them all to come to this room yeah I was I actually was gonna roll fights for honor because if I feel a trap coming on but you said that I have to you basically have to be squaring up with somebody to roll that and I want to also shoot first yeah when I have a chance yeah it means that billy can't be surprised so okay so tuck turns to these two once we've kind of like put all of this together and we're like okay so we have to take over the fort right like I think so a we have to fight our way out of here b we can't let them have that knife three uh I don't want to stay here forever or have anything happen to me yeah maggie and perella right we gotta get maggie and perella I get maggie and um so do you think the thing that we do now is we go back up and we fight our way in I mean we're already under yeah and there's no other way out they know we're somewhere around here right I think we should go out guns blazing I think we should also go guns blazing I want to come up these stairs okay uh so you know it's just like tick tick tick and we're all like yeah you've got it so you unlock the chamber uh the floor descends you get on the elevator ding gender on it cleaning it a guy in a red jacket with a little red hat that's like third floor reliquary and then you get back on turn the key again click click click right fight with honor okay let me stop you right there nobody in this chamber but as we were rising you could hear this I knew it I knew it the second I saw your phone I knew it that was a gun being racked Paul just racked a hand gun into the microphone a fake hand gun so we're rising so slow so slow instead of the scream it's you guys going oh shit there's no one here it looks like it looks like they came into this room and because no one knows about this chamber you think they just went oh they're not here so we can do even more surprise so that the captain's council does not know about the chamber but the medge I do because that ring of keys brought us down that ring of keys a couple of the keys you assume do unlock other cells so they probably just thought it's a every ring of keys has some keys nobody knows what they do okay it's like Billy had to turn the key a weird way basically for that chamber to open which he could do because he's a little thief little lockmaster didn't even realize he was doing it he was just like why is this he was just jiggling it back and forth but unknowingly doing a very complicated series of!

You do hear voices till like you know up and down basically these stairs so there are people nearby but they're not in this room you do have a few moments okay I take a few moments I carve storm and Norman was here in the closest like really big stone use the axe in the side of the wall I do my best I carve a like a portrait of storm and Norman massive yeah so in the time that you have to potentially prepare an ambush you spend all of that doing graffiti which I roll for you don't have to roll for this you're wasting your time willingly wow alright guys up or down let's go up up wait got to go up to go down let's get up yeah yeah okay you can go up wait it wasn't it you got to go in to get out you got to go down to get up okay so does that mean we go down should we less difficult to climb the stairs if you're going down it that's true at first but then you got to go up to get away from down hey!

What are you doing in here there is a guy that has walked up the stairs as you guys were arguing about which way to go and he's just standing there and he's got a club in his hands and he points at you goes right here and then I start sabotage again fight with honor I'm rolling plus con ten hole to get three all right oh wow I got six I need oh I will help thank you yeah totally how do you help how do I help I shoot first is what I do oh yeah totally great that'll help so two yeah two d six plus bond oh I only got four okay well at least I get some experience on a miss hold one chibi enemies already have drop on you so I think I thought it was like a rock or a dagger but it was actually a crayon yeah because I was coloring in the mural yeah great!

So Billy your danger sense like sorry I just saw Billy like run slow motion slide on your knees underneath and like kill his heel take a big swipe in his face like eyes wide and just this crayon like breaks against the back of his heel yeah oh shit and he he kicks you away as he steps forward and ving roll a d6 okay three yeah he clocks you across the face and you take three damage Wow with a stick he clubs me he clubs you Billy you're dead Billy your failure on that was on your shoot first was your danger sense is pinging so much because there are people coming from below now and above Either your allies are rallied and take plus one forward or your enemies feel fear and act accordingly.

Okay. So here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2d6 plus charisma. Here we go. Seven plus three is ten. Holy shit. So much charisma. Okay. So describe what you do. Yeah, I pop sabotage again because I see people actually coming and then I jump from across the room and knee this first guy in the face after he kicks Billy out of the way. Okay. Yeah. So roll a hack and slash on that. Here we go. Eight. Okay. So roll your damage and then roll a d6. Nine. Oh, no. And then three. Wow. Okay.

So you pop sabotage this music bottle that somehow is not run. I keep buying new ones. Yeah. He has a monthly subscription. Yeah. And you just like scream like you just roar at these people as you jump forward and take a step forward. Take this guy down. Yeah. He it's the thing where like I hit him and then it's like one of those like Newton's cradles where he just slams backwards. Yeah. Yeah.

But as you're coming down on him, his club is oriented in such a way that it hits the ground and then jams you in the nuts a little bit. So it ignores armor. I imagine. Yeah. You take three damage fully to your nut zone and the people behind him see this happen. And they all run away. Yeah. So three people on the stairs just go and then run back the other way. I think the most unsettling thing is them seeing me get hit in the nards and then getting angrier. Yeah. Like barely react. Yeah.

So Billy and Ving tuck did this incredible leap into a smash chasing off one whole group of people who will, you know, probably try and regroup. But for the moment, they're gone as four other guards come down from the room above. You with a motley assortment of weapons. You know, somebody's got a knife. Someone's got a club. Someone's got a ball on a chain. Whoa. And they're all rushing down the stairs at you. Are these guys pirates or are they druids? These are pirates. Okay. Yeah.

I am going to run really fast and punch a bunch of their knees out. Okay. First, you're gonna have to roll a defy danger dexterity to get close enough. Okay. Plus two is 11. Fuck. Yeah. Yep. That is not a problem. That is enough of a success. I'm going to say that you could do sneak attack on this if you want. I'm going to do that. Okay. So that's. I like when you don't know what a move is and you just roll the dice and then look at me. Yeah. So let's see. Figure it out, Sean. So backstab.

Remember, you don't. You can choose to deal your damage without rolling or you can roll plus dexterity and choose these options. I will roll dexterity. Okay. So set. Seven plus two is nine. So on a seven tonight, I choose one. Yeah. I guess I'll deal damage. Deal your damage plus one D six. Holy shit. I told you guys this a thousand times. So you roll your damage die, which I believe is an eight. Six. And then you roll a D six and add it. Holy fuck. One. Okay. So seven. Seven. It is.

This is enough for you to take out two of the four. Holy shit. Okay. Cool. So you roll a D six. I punch them so hard. It's not permanent damage, but their kneecaps like move like out of place. Yeah. And that's it for them. They're not moving after that. Yeah. So you catch. You're so quick to react that you zip forward under their weapons and you smack their kneecaps out of place and the two in the front go fuck and just fall to the ground going. Oh, how do you hear tuck throw up?

Because it's, it's so gross because their kneecaps are on the sides backwards like a flamingo. Oh, I also throw up a bit. I didn't know what I was doing. There are two, there are two more guards that basically leap over Billy as they see their compatriots get knocked down. They made the mistake of jumping in the air. I'm going to meet them midair. Oh no. I have my elemental bandolier. Oh yeah. I grab a handful of water and then, um, um, um, a little bit of, um, wind.

This is the quietest I've ever heard you. In the middle of a fight. I think he just seems to look at his hand. That was so funny. Wind. Wind. Uh, so you pop one of the corks on your bandolier and there's wind in it. Cool. That's pretty, that's pretty sick. Where's this wind from? Down south. It's a fart. I farted into it. I put it in my bandolier and I was like, oh yeah, I was going to prank tech with that. Yeah. One of the primal elements, the fart breaking wind. All right.

So you've got a handful of water and a handful of water and I meet the mid, mid air and I, um, use elemental form and transfer me. My body into a form made of the raw elements. Hell yeah. Okay. I roll plus con 10, three hold seven to nine, two. That's sick. You can basically like open any of these and make a mech around you of the elements of a wind and water. Cool. Sick. So it's like this crazy fog, man. Cool. Yeah.

Like a cloud, a cloud man meeting, I'm meeting them up in the cloud and I'm like, storm clouds are brewing seven. Okay. So I get two holds. Cool. And you arrive in a form made of clouds. Yeah. Hell yeah. Uh, and I just, yeah, lightning strike down on these guys. Fuck. Yeah. So are you using both of your hold basically to do your damage? Yeah. As hard as I can on both of them on a D 10. Yeah. Cause you're using the elements on one guy. I got six. He's done.

And, uh, the other guy, I say you need a bath and I got two. And then you hit him with lightning. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, okay. So you take out one of them and you seriously injure another one. What can you describe this? What like L what animal form does the cloud take as you approach them? Hmm. Ooh.

It's just like, you know, when you look up at cloud and it's like, whatever you, Oh, it's like whatever you think you see, like everyone is seeing a different animal. Yeah. There's a turtle in there. Somebody sees a bottlenose dolphin. Yeah. That one looks like my dad. Yeah. I gotta call my dad. Something's wrong. Uh, yeah. So my dad, uh, made of clouds leaps towards these two Patrick O'Hara and you hit one of them with a bolt of lightning.

Basically with the, with the, the water ones, it shoots them up into the ceiling and the, the wind one, I grab a whole love and I dropped down to the ground and try and like exert more wind, but it, it wasn't as strong. Cool. But you still like fucking rock bottom. This guy made of clouds. Fucking sick. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and you're, as you hit the ground, that cloud form dissipates and you are left on the ground with this dude's neck, like in a choke hold. Basically somebody slap on me.

He's still awake. Tuck runs up and smacks him really hard. Thank you. Uh, he's restrained. So you don't have, just roll your damage. Six. Yep. Toast. So you just walk up and smack him in the face. Yeah. Yep. He's knocked out. Um, so yeah, you chased a group of people downstairs, basically tech. Uh, um, it sounds like there aren't that many pirate guards left. You get the idea that maybe the captain's council isn't here, but now you can go upstairs and run away if that's what you desire.

Um, I go up to one of the pirates. I knocked the knee out of, and I asked him, where is Perel and Maggie? Not telling you nothing kid. You have to tell me, um, because I said, so I'd listen to a man. I would like to, I'd like to use the fairy child move to charm an individual for a while. Okay. So what does it look like? As you charm this guy? I just boop his nose, my finger because I said, so every time I say that I boop his nose, every syllable. Yeah.

I said, so he goes, okay, there, this is a guy whose knees are on the back of his leg. Yeah. He's in extreme, in pain right now. It's just like, they're, they're down below where in the deep dungeon, in the deep dungeon. What's which way do I go down? But you got, you gotta be careful kid. You should just leave. It's too dangerous. Nothing's too dangerous for me. And I run away to the way he told us to go. And the guy's sitting there with a tear going down. Once you can, he goes, he's so brave.

Oh man. Okay. Okay. So you descend the stairs. You're following basically the, the pirates that you chased. Yeah. So you continue down these spiral staircases, uh, as old as the carven chambers above you felt. You feel the weight of ages as you continue down the staircase. It goes from carved steps to just like stones placed. Yeah. Things that look like they've been worn by dripping water over millennia.

And, and there is a point in your descent where the color of the stone changes from like a deep gray to like an alabaster white. Whoa. And you begin to hear some voices and you hear torches burning like the flickering and guttering of torches. And then you also hear through, it sounds like gritted teeth, extreme pain. Oh, oh, you guys are fucked now. They're coming and they're going to get us out of here. And you're going to be sorry you ever fucked with us. Is it Maggie?

It sounds a lot like Maggie. That's awesome. And you come down the stairs into a chamber of the same alabaster white stone of some form. Ving, this stone looks totally foreign to you. You have no idea what that is. This is, and you enter this tall chamber, probably 10, 15 foot high ceiling, kind of in this rough dome shape. And on the far end of the room, you see two stone pillars that reached to the ceiling. Hmm. There's still egg tights that connect to the floor. Yes.

There's still egg tights that naturally descend from the ceiling to the floor and chained to one on her knees is Maggie Cole. It looks like she's been worked over. Whoa. Um, but she's like beaming as she catches sight of you through one swollen eye and a chain to the other pillar. Unconscious is parole untouched and unconscious. He passed out instantly. You can see a little puddle of sick next to him. They punched him once.

There's like, there's a transcriber sitting behind him, but it was still filling out all the guts that he spilled. Immediately writing down his entire life story. It was just recipes though. Uh, you see the group of, uh, pirates that tuck chase down the stairs, standing very close together, like shaking weapons, rattling in their hands as they see you enter the room in the middle. You see a roughly hewn altar of some kind that looks like it's made out of a different kind of stone.

Like it was brought in here over the stone. You see spread like a skin or a hide. And facing, uh, upwards, you see what looked like writings and drawings on this hide and standing behind this altar between the altar and Maggie and Perel. You see, and you see Roth. What the fuck? Roth. That's where we're going to end it for this week. He was in the library. I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always playing Tacoma dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz.

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You might want to plan a little bit. These people are no joke. Do they like control the whole town? They control the town. They control a lot of the fleets that go out. They control everything. So you're telling us they're the mayor. I guess. We step aside to Billy. Yeah. So this is like, this is, yeah, I guess they are kind of collectively the mayor, but like they all individually have different captains that are loyal to them.

And when it's necessary, they can kind of call up a fleet that hasn't happened in a long time though. Does Tuck know any famous captains? Tales of the Seas kind of captain move? Yeah. I would like to use my bardic expert on histories or wait, maybe legends of guitar heroes past. Uh, yeah, that would probably be more accurate. Yeah. A famous. You don't have to roll again. Captain right. Yeah. I don't have to roll for this. It's a question you get to ask.

Tell me about a famous captain that might impress these guys if we worked for him or something. A famous captain. Yeah. Um, there is a, she doesn't come around here much cause she's sort of like a, a maverick. She's always at sea. She, she hits a lot of different places, but she's got a very theatrical flair to her. Uh, her name is Victoria LeBlanc. And, uh, she is the captain of a ship called the white night and she likes to hit like military ships.

That's kind of her thing is that she likes to go around and she likes to really spit in the eye of like the authority on the sea. And, uh, the captain's council has been trying to get her to join for years. Oh, but she's like a bit of like an anarchist or something or like I, I, no one, no one owns me. Yeah. The anarchist amongst the pirate anarchist. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, yeah, we're pirates. Why would we, why do we have a council? Why do we have rules? Like we're out here for ourselves.

Yeah. Oh, I have an idea. Yeah. Billy. Vink. Yes. Go on. Ollie. What if we got Corrine to pretend to be Victoria LeBlanc? They know what she looks like. Fucking shit. Ollie, uh, says, why don't you just wait until it's dark and sneak in? I mean, I didn't want to like suggest it because it's like after my bedtime and they don't usually like if I stay up too late. Uh, yeah, you could just wait until it's dark and then slip over the wall or something. But how, like how intense are the defenses?

I, that's a good idea. I think we should like scout it. Yeah. Are we all going? I think we could all go. Yeah. Yeah. We could take like all three sides of the fort. Yeah. We could each do a scout. Yeah. All right. Okay. Okay. So we head to the fort. All right. I like that. This is all we needed the karaoke room for. We paid for an hour. We should probably sing some songs.

So, uh, yeah, the fort is like, you know, up the hill from town sitting on the, uh, the elk on outcropping of rock looking over the ocean high walls. There's a center keep in sort of a McCollin style, uh, that goes up, say four stories with, uh, what looks like a big. Old ceremonial brazier on the top. Okay. Ooh. Hmm. Cool. Is it lit? It's not lit right now. Is there anything higher than the fort on this island? No, there's not. Okay. That makes sense.

And that is all I'm going to tell you without you rolling. Okay. I'll take the east side. Okay. Yeah. Cool. Where'd you learn about the east? Um, just from like, you know, my time on the ships. The good old days. Yeah. It was cut to Billy on a ship being like, no, no, no. The east side of the ship. The east. I also, uh, failed that role. Spectacular. My scout lore, uh, got four and it doesn't matter what my modifier is. It does not. Okay.

So the failure that you're going to get is you're kind of looking at the wall from the east side and you see there are people kind of patrolling the walls here and there, but they all look like pretty normal pirate folk. But there's one figure that stands out to you. They're wrapped against the cold. It looks like they have very like layered baggy robes and then a wrap around the bottom half of their face and a wrap around their head just so their eyes are exposed. Okay.

They're wearing goggles and they have something over their shoulder that looks very unusual. Like a weapon? Yeah. A weapon of some kind, but you can't get a good look at it. It's probably because I'm hiding in this thorny bush. There's a really nice bush beside you. I should have went in the other one. I have so many scratches. Just covered in smashed berries as you try and climb out and cuts. Yeah.

So Billy just learns that there's a unusual looking figure patrolling the wall, but nothing of value besides that. Okay. Uh, I also want to look at the wall. What do I roll? Uh, 2d6 plus wisdom for discern realities. All right. Let's fucking look at this fort. Piece of shit. Give me a break. Give it to me. 12. Okay. Whoa. You got the good bush. I got two sixes. You guys are all in different bushes. Yeah. Like three bushes next to each other. Dude, Tuck always gets the good bush.

Man, we really should have split up. We're all like, all right, let's all take a different side of the fort. You're taking east, you're taking north, and I'm going to take the south side. And we all didn't know what direction was what, so we're all in adjacent bushes. I see a guy. I see a guy with a gun. I see a guy with a staff, too. Imagine if Billy's looking around. He's like, there's a big figure in a bush watching. That's so funny. I'll see. This is going to be tough. This could be anybody.

Yeah. Okay. So you get three questions. All right. What here is useful or valuable to me? Okay. You see that the wall, though tall and foreboding, hasn't been very well. Maintained from like a masonry perspective. So there are a lot of crumbled out chunks and old broken bits that would be decent handholds if you wanted to climb over the wall. Oh, yeah. Just the shittiest stone. Mason's pirates are probably got one of those voluntary masons. Yeah, exactly. Like a free mason.

But there's a ton of them. A secret society of volunteers. A bunch of volunteer stone workers. Just as to give you a sense of how much better Paul is at wordplay than I am. I was going to say, yeah, one of those masonry co-op students. Pretty good. Okay. So that's what here is useful or valuable. What should I be on the lookout for? I would say you spend some time, like a good amount of time throughout the next few hours watching people on the walls. And you…

See that this place definitely has like patrols, but it's nothing so overwhelming that you don't think you would be able to take them at all. Most of them are armed with crossbows and swords at their sides. And they don't look like they're terribly well trained with the exception of that weird wrapped up figure. So that makes you think that that person isn't a part of whatever organization. Like they're not probably friendly. They're not part of the regular guard.

Well, then who's really in control here? You keep watching this robed figure that keeps popping up and they're standing on one of the ramparts watching and they turn as you hear gently somebody call out to them. And the person approaching them is very clearly Urk, the Magi. What? What? Oh, no. Oh, my God. That's… Tuck actually does that. And Billy in the two bushes over is like, that bush is coughing again. I'm watching the bush intently. Like, should I warn the others?

That's what your failure was that you were just watching my bush. That's so funny. I was watching the wall and the bush was moving. I was like, hold on. Movement to my right. Thought you could get away from me. And I know it's not Tuck or Ving because they're taking the other side. Yeah. So that's what you learn is that the Magi are here. And… And Urk is here specifically. Urk is here. But Urk wrote the letter to Billy where he was like, I kept my promise as long as I could.

And Billy hasn't gotten an indication that he broke his promise. So maybe he's just done a really good job of not telling them what he's up to. Oh, my God. We need to approach that Urk. Like, I know whenever I introduce a character like Urk, they're usually bumbling idiots. But like, maybe he's just been able to keep it under wraps. Oh. Impressive. Oh, my God. Cool. Or maybe he found a way around the oath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very possible.

Is there enough time to spend in this place to get a community of the whispers to tune with the spirits of the land? Oh, probably. Because we were… Like, it was just the morning when we left. Yeah. So it's day. We have to wait for night. Yeah, we were at the Hound for a little bit. And then we're like going out on this spying. Yeah. Yeah. If Ving isn't going to do like a discern realities, like he could spend his time. I feel like… Like, three discern realities is cheap. Sure. Yeah. Commune.

Okay, I'm going to commune. And once we see that Urk's here, then it's like, oh, shit, there's spirit shit going on. Yeah. And I've picked up my bush and walked it over to these guys' bushes. And Billy's like… Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's coming for me. I'm all alone. What do I do? And the thorns, I can't really get out of here. Billy, Billy, it's tough. It's tough. He's just trying to get out like, oh, my God. Look at those thighs. It's tough. Guys. Urk is here. What? Check it out.

Oh, my God. He is. Well, I have something to tell you. Seven. Seven. Okay. So, what's a seven on the community of whispers again? On a seven to nine, the vision is unclear. It's meaning mercury. Murky. Mercury. Mercury. You give me like, basically, astrological advice. Yeah. Okay. So, the spirits that you attempt to contact on this island, you're trying to get an idea of sort of the… The spiritual ecosystem of the Four Frost Islands.

Again, with the ways that spirit stuff has been working with you lately, you feel the presence of spirits much closer than you're used to having felt them. Like, with the veil apparently thinning in some way, they're much closer than you're used to them being. But what you do feel is a spirit much, much older than you would expect from a place like this. Oh. Like, much older. Ancient. Ancient spirit, yeah. Can you tell if it's like, a good spirit?

Yeah, but something so old is not really good or bad. Yeah. It's just ancient. That's cool. Ionic. It does feel familiar, in a way. Yeah, maybe it pushed up against the danger room. Yeah, maybe. Like, that familiar feeling of like, oof, endless depth. Mm-hmm. Weird. Weird. Okay. That didn't really help at all. But, uh, kind of also dead. It does. Meaning murky. Uh, yeah, so that's what you've learned.

Uh, you can see that a good way over might be climbing, uh, the wall, if you're just gonna go full stealth mode. Um, there is a okay, uh, guard force in terms of training and equipment, and there's one person who is apparently working with the Medjay in some fashion who seems to stand out in terms of, uh, ability and armament. And they have, like, something on their back.

Yeah, some sort of weird thing that neither, none of you have been able to get a really good look at, and you just have no fucking idea what it is. Is it long or short? It's boxy. Boxy? Yeah. Got a box on his back. Just like Tuck. Oh my God. Oh no. Is it Phantom? He's back. Is this a good time to, like, use, like, some fairy moves? Hell yeah. Always. I don't know. Like. Yeah, what do you got? I don't know.

Well, I was wondering, like, what if I tried to use Shadow Dance to be able to, like, wander around in the fairy or shadow world. Mm-hmm. And, like, see if I can sense anything. So can you read me Shadow Dance? Yeah. So I would spend a hold of Fairy Child and roll Wisdom to enter the Fey World. Uh, 10 plus, I remain out of body for three holds. Seven to nine, I'm out of body for only one hold. Cool. Then yeah, definitely you can do that. Okay. So. So I got eight. Perfect. Okay.

So you get one hold. So I get one hold. Which means as long as you're just kind of walking around but not trying to do anything super intense, you can hold onto it. Don't run, Billy. Your constitution can't handle it. I hear that as I slip out of my Billy body and into the fairy world. Yeah, just a little reminder. What does it look like when you cross it? Like, what does everything look like now? Everything is a shadow of itself, including me. Mm-hmm. Uh. What do we look like?

You look like shadows. Oh, cool. Yeah. Ooh. Does the, does the coin in my chest look any different? Can you see it in this? Yes. Ooh. Uh, it's, uh, but it's not like a hard, it's not like a hard image. It's a, like a lot of like flitting in and out. Whoa. Like energy almost. Whoa. And TLC, uh, I can see them pretty easily. Whoa. Yeah. What does Ving look like when he's communing? Ving is.

Uh, a lot of like glowing and dark energy, like flowing in and out of your body, like cycling in and out and similar to the coins you've lit a bit. That's fucking rad. Yeah. I like the idea that because, uh, the fairy world is this like backstage kind of between all of the realms, like Billy can see parts of all of them. It's sort of like swimming just along the veil. Mm-hmm. That's great. Pretty cool. Yeah. What's your plan?

Um, I, uh, I'm going to get close and wander the perimeter of the fort to see if I can like see or sense anything like that. That's beyond like the physical. Yeah, definitely. That, you know, sense if there's something like bigger in here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So you start walking around the, the edges of the fort, uh, approaching the shadowy walls of this place's reflection. Mm-hmm. And, um, yeah, you do feel. Yeah. Yeah.

You feel like there's some sort of nagging presence kind of at the back of your mind that is definitely in the vicinity of the fort. Mm-hmm. But there is something here. You might have to roll to get a little more information. I wonder if it's dangerous. Is this the thing that Ving felt in the spirit too? Might be. Wait, what am I rolling? I think discern realities. Oh, discern realities. Yeah, this could be discern realities. Or discern.

Or you were talking about trap expert, like we could use this to kind of talk about the danger. Oh. Yeah, I'll roll trap expert. Okay. Dexterity two is 10. Okay. Sick. Ooh, get to ask all three questions. You do indeed. Um, is there a trap here? And if so, what activates it? There is a trap here, yes, in the broad danger sense.

Uh, and what would activate it is, uh, the, like the energy that you see and feel coming off of Ving when he's communing with the whispers, you can feel an echo of that deep under the fort. Ooh, underground. Yeah. Whoa. So, the way that Ving would activate it is too much of whatever Ving is doing. Oh, shit. So, he's sort of like knocking on a door. Yeah, exactly. Oh, shit. Like when, when What's-His-Nuts picked up that bowling ball and then Sauron saw him. Yeah, exactly.

When What's-His-Nuts picked up the bowling ball and Sauron saw him. Yeah. Oh, are you guys talking about the Woody Harrelson movie Kingpin? No, when, uh. Great movie, by the way. Who, I can't remember if it was Pippin or Merry. Merry. Merry touches the Palantir. It looks exactly like a bowling ball. It does. It does. It looks like a bowling ball. Yeah, so that is what you feel. Oh, wow. So, I'm scared. What does the trap do when activated?

Much like your Ving is knocking on a door thing, it would open him up to something. Oh, yikes. Down there. Okay. So, Billy starts backing up and he's wondering what else is hidden here. I would say that, yeah, you feel like you're in a trap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Um yeah billy's like he feels afraid and it feels unnatural to feel that feeling in his fairy body so uh he rushes back rushes back to his body yeah just basic it feels like he like in a way like you kind of like let yourself fall off the edge again yeah I snap awake and I'm like thing thing snap out of it hold on I'm doing my thing I'm communing with the whispers no you gotta stop you gotta stop I am the spirit walk I'm serious billy there's something you don't want to wake it up what what is it what did you see I don't know but it just it was big and it's deep under the fort I felt that um I think if you were to wake it up it might do something to you I felt like it knew who I was weird uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh I felt like it knew who I was weird I'm here too guys sorry sorry tuck I don't have much to tell you that's fine you guys can have your conversation about your spirit stuff I'm just gonna go I'm gonna go over here he saunters off inside of a bush and billy picks up his his bush to walk up to tuck and he's like hey I have a secret the bush is shaking like it's crying wait tuck I have a thing to tell you from what I saw yeah yeah so they have a thing to tell you about what I saw yeah yeah so they have a thing to tell you about what I saw yeah yeah so they have a thing to tell you about what I saw probably a magic thing in there I have no details though a magic thing you say billy yeah and then he takes out his nerd glasses and he puts them on but he puts them on outside of the bush oh yeah so the bush is wearing glasses he's stroking the bush's beard like it's his beard we're really running up against how much stealth these bushes can actually give us he's not gonna hold up much longer for sure there's that uh a regular solid sound everywhere.

Blah! Blah! Blah! All these exclamation marks popping up above people's heads. Blah! Must have been the wind. Alright. If I see a magic thing, Billy, I will try and grab it. And you know what? I also do have an ear for magic. So, that is… And you want to read that move out? When you hear an enemy cast a spell… So, no. Wow. We haven't even seen if the enemy cast a spell yet. Just because it might happen. Yeah, I know. It is a handy spell.

The GM will tell you the name of the spell and its effects. Take a plus one forward when acting on the answers. So, hypothetically, if this thing were to activate, could I get information on this thing? This is something that I was… Because we talked about this last session, and it's something I've been thinking about, is we need to decide whether or not whether we want this move to do everything or if we want it to do a specific thing.

Because we've talked about, like, is spirit stuff, demon stuff, and magic stuff, does that all apply? Does it apply to any sort of magical effect or just when you hear people cast spells? I honestly feel pretty restricted in using this move because, like, nobody uses magic. That's what I'm saying. And we've never really had spell casters. So, I think it makes sense in our context to have it be… Maybe the significance of what the information you get is, like, tainted or murky.

That is the thing. It can either do a bunch of stuff, just a little bit less. Because the move, the way it is, is you hear a spell and I tell you what it does. But what if he gave us, like, part of it? Yeah, exactly. Like, if it applies to a lot of unusual things but you get more of a yeah, an infirm idea of what's going on. But you still get some information. I'm fine with that. How about this? I'll roll this dice and if it is odd, we will change it.

And if it is even, we will keep it very restrictive. Do you want to do that? I love to gamble, my friend. That's odd. Change it. Okay. It'll be more flexible in the future. Okay, cool. And I'll come up with a different way to word that. All right, let's do best out of three. Here, give me that dice. And that is what we know. So, yeah, Billy, returning to his body, has learned that there is something deep underneath the fort that is connected to the spiritual presence that Ving felt.

That thing would be set off by Ving contacting the spirits too much or messing with spiritual stuff too much in this place. And that there is some sort of magical something or other being held in the fort as well. That's definitely not Perel. No, it's not Perel. It's definitely like an object of some kind. Cool. And it's not like a super powerful presence. It's more like, you know, an echo in much of the way that magical stuff in this world is not as powerful as it used to be.

Right, because it's run down. Yeah. Okay. Cool. We've never had a magic thing, except for that box that we had for four seasons. Maybe those chamberling rings. Oh, man, and the fanny pack. Right, that was magic too. So we've had a lot of magic items. Yeah, you have actually. But other than those. Yeah, we haven't held on to them. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. So what's the next plan is just, I guess, wait till dark. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. We can smash cut too. Smash cut too. Nighttime.

Did you just wait in this bush this whole time? Yeah, I fell asleep. Yeah. In a thorn bush. Yeah. You know, once you get the thorns in the right place, it's pretty comfortable. As long as you don't shift around. Yeah. Billy wouldn't let us pull the thorns out of them. And then so we, we just waited for him to fall asleep and then we slowly picked them out. Do you like these? He likes these things too much. Yeah. So, you know, the time passes until darkness falls. It is winter, so it's overcast.

The night is quite dark. The moon is hidden behind a veil of cloud. Torches and lanterns start getting lit around the perimeter of the fort. So it's lit. But again, this isn't like a military facility. It's not exactly as tightly operated as it could be. Do they light the brazier up top? No, they don't. Whoa. What does that mean? What are they waiting for? Great question. I'd like to roll. What are you waiting for to figure out what they're waiting for? Great answer. Ready to get colder.

Somebody yells from inside the fort. I have a question about ingress for you guys, because I know Shantae, we climb up the side, but you can fly, right? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. You flew. It's just me. Yeah. It would just be me getting there, but I could probably get up there and take out a couple of these dumb guards. Oh, yeah. Like some guys on the wall. So then Billy and I can climb up. Yeah. So it's night. It's nighttime. Is the big time guard up there? The weird box back guy?

You can't see them from here. And are there a couple of guards like on the ground up front? No, they're all the guards that are here on the wall. Okay. What are they doing? Just kind of walking back and forth in their video game style patrol patterns, stopping once in a while to share an offhand voice line with one another. Cool. High five. Then we keep walking. Yeah, exactly. I think I can get up there and beat up those bros. Yeah, do it. Okay. Should I? Are we doing this? Is this happening?

I think so. We storming this fort. We're storming the fort. Guys, put the hands in. We are. Everyone be safe. A fourth hand enters the hole. What? I thought you guys were doing it. Are we storming the fort? Who are you? Just a guy. He's like old. He's got a long gray beard and an eye patch. We doing this? We storming this thing? This is a storm in Norman. Storm in Norman. I've been waiting 40 years for someone to storm this fort. What do you have against the Fort Norman? They took me legs.

Look, he's got two peg legs. He's got two peg legs. Cool. If you see me legs in there, bring them back out for storm in Norman. We will. You know what? You watch all of our stuff. Oh, yeah, I can do that. Give it to Norm. No, I mean our bushes. Oh, okay. I'll watch the bush. Go. God be with you and may the night watch over you. Yeah, that sounds fucking cool. I do like the idea that we were in these woods the whole time and then there was just this wild man.

Yeah, a bit of a feral dude and there's this isn't a huge island. So the woods aren't even that big. No, it's like three bushes. It's like a strip of trees. Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. It's like forts wouldn't let trees grow that close by. So he's just been waiting in a bush for this whole time. It's just like taking seeds from other bushes and planting them like one day. Can I ask Norman a question? Yeah, what can I do for you kid? How long have you been staking out the fort?

I've been staking it out on and off weekends. Just part time? Statutory holidays. Weekends and statutory holidays whenever I can get away from the store. Oh, that's nice. From the store. Yeah. What kind of store do you have? I sell bowls. That's cool. Like wooden bowls? Wooden bowls. I carve them by hand. Oh, beautiful. I'll have to visit after. Yeah, it's called Unbowlievable. Nice. And you won't believe the bowls that I have. Hey, Norman. Yeah.

Anything we should watch out for that you've noticed over your weekends of patrolling? Well, that's a great question. And you know what? You're right. You should roll for this. What are you? So what? I guess yeah, you could parlay and he might give you some information. Okay. Yeah, I'll parlay. Okay. Nine. Nine. Okay. So with a nine on a parlay, he requires concrete assurance of your promise right now. If you got some sweet materials on you right now, I can tell you what I know.

Materials like bowl materials? Yeah, like whatever kind of nice building materials you got. I don't know. Like I have this book of sea shanties. Nope. Okay. Oh, I have a bowl of beeswax for finishing your bowls. And he takes a look at the jar. Where'd you get this beeswax from? Fuck if I know. You just had beeswax? Yeah, I got a jar of beeswax. From the alleyway. Yeah, from Chandler's Row when we pretended to be those two kids. Right.

They had really high quality beeswax there and you bought some. Cool. It was in a dumpster. We took some out of a dumpster. It's fire beeswax. Oh, this is fire beeswax. You can use it for braziers. People can light wooden bowls on fire and it doesn't burn the bowl. Yeah. Holy shit. Oh, that's the finest beeswax there is to work with. Actually, I kind of want to maybe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. Okay, here. All right. It's yours, Norman. Boats. And he puts it. Sorry, Bill.

I totally, that was your, we were looking for barley for the. It's okay. I have a lot of stuff in my bag and none of it is useful. Unless you like rocks. Well, it depends on what kind of rock you're talking about. It's just the ones from the ground. Ah, I've got plenty of those. This whole island's a rock and one day I'll make a giant bowl out of it all. Wait, what? Anyway. Is he going to blow up the island? Is he a skateboarder? No, no, no, no, no, no.

This is a totally normal aspiration for kind of a weird guy. Okay, so what do I know? What do I know about the fort? Have you ever tried to break in? Yes, I have. Oh, how did it go? Oh, not well. They lost me legs. They took me legs, Billy. I'm so sorry. Norman. Nah, that's all right. I didn't need them. Okay. What do you want to know? Let's kind of work this out together. What's a fun tidbit that Norman would know? Where's the entrance inside the fort from the roof? Oh, of the keep? The keep?

Yeah, the center part. Well, I mean, it's a wall, so there's kind of a whole open area around it, but then there's the keep in the middle. Okay. And that has a whole whack of shit. Is there a prison somewhere where they might keep prisoners? Yeah, there's a dungeon. Okay, well, how do we get to the dungeon? The dungeon is accessed through… The keep, I think. Okay. I've never made it as far as the keep. Well, I made it to the door once, and that was when they took me first leg.

You went back after you lost one leg? I had to go get my leg. Oh, Norman, you are the bravest person I've ever met. Wow. That's one word for it, Billy. Yeah. So brave. So, does that make sense that the dungeon would be accessed via the keep? Yeah, for sure. Can you explain to someone who maybe had sex in high school what a keep might be? Yes, of course. You know, I don't know myself because I had plenty of sex in high school.

Okay, so a keep is sort of like, you know when you're looking at a picture of a castle and there's the wall and then there's the building. That's the keep. Can you pull up a picture of a castle? Yeah, man. It's literally just the part of the castle that's the building. So, there's a wall around a castle and that's how all castles are designed? Pretty much. For the most part. Pretty smart. Then people can't get in. Yeah. And that's how forts are designed, too. The wall builds around the house.

You discovered the idea of walls. I can't believe you fucked your way through Castle 101. Like, if you think about it, the Great Wall of China is like the wall to China and China's the keep. China's the castle. Holy fuck, she's right. Wow. Oh my god. Okay, so yeah. And this is a light guard style naval fort which means that they built it kind of they built it with a central, a big central tower in the middle as opposed to like… It's a lighthouse keep. Yeah, exactly.

It's a lighthouse with a wall around it for the most part. Okay. A fortified lighthouse kind of. And we know that the light guards like to put their dungeons deep down. Yeah. Anyways, I'm gonna watch your bush. I'm gonna play with this wax. Okay. Thanks, Norman. Hey. If you see any legs, bring them back. Okay. Will do. I mean, yeah. Tell them Stormin Norman sent ya. Actually, we will tell them that. Yeah, we will. Ha, ha, right. I'll carve your name on the inside of the wall. Oh, that'd be…

Everyone who goes inside will think that you've been in there. Hell yeah. Basically, you have been. Yeah. That'd be great. Alright, I'm gonna just chill here and he screws the top off the jar of beeswax and puts his hand in. I need that jar back. He puts some wax in his mouth. Alright, enjoy. I'm going. I need to. Okay. And he immediately goes to sleep. So. Okay, so. What's the plan? I was gonna get onto that roof. Yes. You're gonna go up the wall and beat up some guards.

I mean, we could all climb up the wall. We could. We want to climb up the wall together. Yeah. But maybe I'll use a top down so that you guys are gonna go up the wall. I'll come from the top down. I think that's the best approach. Yeah, cause then you can kinda like take them out from a direction they're not expecting and then we'll come over the wall. And we'll be back up if shit goes really bad for you. I like this a lot. Yeah. Okay. Okay, good luck, Ving.

I'm gonna use my, um, spirit tongue to distract the guards on the roof. You're gonna make some animal noises? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna make some, um, what's night time with our bats. Ooh, owls. Owls. Yeah, owls are out here too. Would hearing an owl at night be that unusual? Yeah, if the owl was from somewhere else. Or if there's many owls. So we're hoping that there's some amateur ornithologists on top of this wall that'll be like, that owl doesn't live in this range.

There is an ornithology club amongst the guards. Yeah. Birds are very, uh, sacred amongst sailors for sure. Oh, cool. A lot of omens and stuff tied up in that. Sweet. Uh, I'm gonna make the sound of, um, a, um, mast owl. And they, um, have been known to, uh, put nests in the abandoned crow's nests. Cool. And, uh, people say when you see them, it's good luck for a week. So people get really hard on actually seeing these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Get these guys, um, very hard for seeing this owl.

So are you, you're, you're moving away to draw them away from this spot that Billy and Tucker gonna climb up? Yeah, I'm gonna go on the opposite side. I'll go on the west side. Nice. I'll make some owl sounds. They'll come to that sound and then I'll drop on their faces. So are you flying, you're flying up and doing this? So you're gonna have to roll for something to get your shape shift going. So I jump inside the bush that I like, the thorny bush.

And then he uses the bush as the elemental form to transmute my body into the shape of an owl. Cool. Thornberry owl. Hell yeah. 2d6 plus wisdom. Constitution. Constitution I mean. Sick. Ooh. Whoa. That's two sixes. Yeah, I got box cars. Good God. That's amazing. Fucking sick. So you get three hold. Great. And your body is shrouded in this thorny bush covered in berries as you become an owl made out of vines. And Norman goes, what the fuck? Jesus fucking Christ.

And he salutes him and takes to this, takes to this guy. Amazing. And then when I'm up there, I'll make the owl sounds of the mast owls. So you could spend one of your hold and just do that. Yep. If you want. Great. So you spend one of your hold and you make a sound like an owl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you see one of the sailors, one of the pirate guards look up and go, well, that's an owl. That's a nice pollution mast owl. Come on, guys. And he sounds super horny.

They say if you see them fucking, it's 12 years. Good luck. And then he does a lady one. Oh, fuck me. Fuck me. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. If you if you spend another hold yeah to do that to do the girl. Yeah, I'll let more guards go from the two holds. Yeah. So there's so worth it. So you see you make the noise of the boy mast owl and you hear the guards go to the guards go. Wow, a mast owl. We gotta go see this one week. Good luck.

And two of the other guards are like, I only look at them if they're fucking because then it's twelve years. Good luck. And then they hear the girl one and they go, oh my God, they run. So the four guards from this side of the wall have been drawn away and they're looking up into the night sky trying to catch a glimpse of this owl. They're all pushing each other and tripping over each other to get to see this owl. I want to see it. Okay, so I circle around them.

Use my last hold to shed the bush and fall from a great height. Silently. Yeah, and I want to roll my fight with honor before I land. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah. And I shoot thorns out and everything. So that's eleven. Good lord. Okay. Yes. How many hold do you get with fail all the time? But now that things get animals back on side, it's really funny. Yeah. So how many hold do you get with fight with honor three? All right. So if this is the fight starting, you got four people here.

Yeah, you got to take him out fast. Okay, because they're going to raise the alarm. If you don't. Okay, so I how many of them can I land on? Uh, allow me to as many as you want to spend hold to deal your damage to. I'll spend to hold. Okay. Take out two of them by landing on them. I retain the thorns on my feet like talents. So I would like to deal my damage to a foe within reach as like a talent kick. Do I get to use nature's fury because I'm using natural elements to deal damage? I'd say so.

Great. I can use a d10. Nice. Eight. Holy shit. I say nighty night bird perverts. You were the one that made the noise. You're the one who came flocking to it. You bird perv. Uh, you so how you rolled eight? Yeah, I rolled an eight. Yeah, that's enough to take out two of them. So the two that eight was to land on the guys. They're out. You take two out right away. And then I kick the other guy six six and that's that is enough to take out one of them completely.

And then there's one left that you hit, but he's not quite out and you can see that he's getting ready to be like and I do that and he stops. I put my my finger against my lips like a librarian go and I slap him in the face. Oh, because you have another hold, don't you? Yeah. That's a ten. This guy's this guy. You goes to hell. He's gone. He slapped the life out of he wakes up the devil's looking a little bird. Yeah, I know you can take about like you don't have to kill these guys.

If you don't want, I do not want to kill all four of them are out of commission. Great. So sick. Wow. Fight with honors fucked up. Wow. Are we like scaling up the wall that come back to us? Yeah. So tall walks rocks are so slimy from the sea water. Billy's on my shoulders as he's saying I don't want to touch these walls. You while tucks like shot a second. Why is my cardio getting worse? Fuck fuck.

Okay, roll it to fight in your strength just to see how climbing gets you how far that gets you thirteen. Yeah, you climb up. No problem. Your cardio is bad, though. I reach over the top of the wall and I flop. I you know that thing where like a like a chubby kid gets out of a pool and then like has to like fluff sideways over the edge.

And I'm like, we're here to save you and being standing in the middle of four people just breathing picking his tooth with one of the oh my gosh being you're so amazing. So powerful. Hey, you guys climbed up a whole wall. That's not easy. Yeah, it was pretty hard. It was pretty like tall wall. Yeah, Billy. That's not nothing. Why are you so out of breath, man? I gotta stop drinking gravy. So there's a there's a few smaller like braziers on the wall to light it up.

They're not like it's not like this place is brightly lit all the time, but there are braziers. You might be spotted if you don't try to make a move somewhere to hide. Can we put these guards clothes on and pretend to be guards? Yeah, there's smart. There's two people. We can make a tuck size outfit out of two of them. You don't have that much time. I'm gonna try and put their clothes on.

Okay, you are able to get one of their pants around your calf and then it rips in half and then I force the rest of it all the rest of my legs and you're holding a ten ten what to strength to pull it all. Now you're holding two halves of a pair of pants. Ties around your head like Rambo. You said you wanted to roll strength to force your leg through a piece of clothing that doesn't fit. This is winter formal all over again. What I will I don't know like it is winter. Keep in mind.

There are people are wearing heavy clothes because it is cold. That's something that I keep thinking about with tuck. Actually is it's really cold here. Tuck's probably going to want to start wearing. I don't know a cloak. At least tuck doesn't really get cold. He has one desert. I mean one armor all the time. I have two armor all the time. That's true. That's true. All right. Yep. You definitely stand out a lot here for sure a lot. Yeah, even more so than normal. What's going on in the keep?

Okay, great question. Bill noculars. Yeah. Do I have to roll for them or discern realities? Yeah. Yeah. If you want to just get like a surface level, you don't have to roll. But if you want to get deets, I want deets. Good enough. Okay. So you get one question. Okay. What here is useful or valuable to me? Okay. So from here, you're kind of doing a quick scan with the bill noculars and now that you're over the wall, you see there are more buildings in this kind of compound.

There's the central tower, which is probably where all the most like important stuff is kept. If there's a council, then that's probably where they meet. Like that's where their chambers are. But you also see there is what looks to be a barracks because there's like guards that move in and out of it and some are just like hanging outside the door smoking and shit like that.

And you kind of you're dragging your bill noculars up to the top of the tower to get a look at the brazier and you see a glint on what you realize is goggles as that like cloth wrapped figure that you saw earlier is at the top of the tower and they seem to be looking around. Oh, doc, everyone hide, hide, hide, hide into what I just lie down so that the wall of the kind of what are those catwalks up there called? I think those are called ramparts. Okay. Yeah.

So the wall of the rampart like hides me. Yeah. Also did not have sex in high school. Yeah, great. Defy danger dexterity to kind of get out of sight and time. Fuck dexterity. Like all of us. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. I also got a seven. Okay. Yes. So you all got partial successes. Okay. So you all kind of dive behind the rampart and you it's that thing where like, you know, like they go up in little squares and we're like holding our hands. The Aladdin trying to hide behind the bodybuilder. Yeah.

So Billy, you peek over still with your binoculars like from your hiding place and you're like looking up at the tower to see if the person spotted you and you see them kind of move their head a little bit and they pull the thing off their back because they notice something weird. And it unfolds to this like long contraption of some kind with like a long tube on the end and like a really boxy part that they're holding.

They have a gun and they lay it on the the crenellations of the tower and they're looking through something on the top of it to kind of get a better look at the rampart like a rifle. Yeah, it looks like a scope on top. Holy shit. Is this a magical thing spell or about this gun? Okay. Two to six plus intelligence. Oh, yeah, definitely got five. Oh, no. Oh, no, it's a it's a old timey thing. So I get to use my way. It's actually a newer thing. Yeah, so I don't get to use that at all.

Experience you get a point of experience. No idea what this thing is. It looks weird. I've seen it before. It's a big spoon. It's for eating soup. But what you realize the reason that they might be taking a closer look is there aren't guards walking around on this part of the wall anymore. Oh, it goes and gets one of the guards and like starts like putting him up as a puppet behind the rampart.

Okay, being puts on the clothes of one of the guys and stands up as and waves out of everything's fine. Both of you give me a two to six plus charisma and talks like fuck. I should have done that and then he just grabs the unconscious guys are but he's like here. Everything's fine over here. Give me a two to six plus charisma and then text like why can I only do the mrs. Doubtfire boy? Why am I doing a voice at all? I'm waving at him. Oh, holy shit. I got thirteen. I got ten. Jesus Christ.

So they were mimicking the mannerisms of those guards perfectly. High five talking about birds. Did you see that bird? So Billy, you see this. They start doing this pantomime behind you and you're still watching this figure at the top of the tower and they watch for just a few seconds too long. You're like, oh no, and then they stand up and the thing folds back up and they put it over their back and they walk to the other side of the tower. Thank God we did it. We did it. Okay.

I tossed my guy on the ground. He hits with a wet thud. All right. Time to descend into the keep. Okay. Yes. I'm going to keep this costume. I think it's probably a good idea. It looks good. Good on you. Thank you. Really? Yeah. Really shows off your shoulders. Yeah. Oh, nice. What does it look like thing? It's like a Celine Dion style long jacket puffy. Nice with V's and L's all over it. Or Victoria LeBlanc. Victoria LeBlanc. She has got merch.

Maybe this was a former crew member of Victoria LeBlanc. Oh, cool. I like the idea that it was the Victoria LeBlanc merch that this guy's like, I love Victoria LeBlanc. I'm brooding it. Yeah, I love it. All right. Yeah, that's that's canon. Now, Victoria LeBlanc has merchandise that people buy. It's a status symbol and the council kind of hates it when their people when their employees wear Victoria LeBlanc merchandise. It's part of their dress code. No, Victoria LeBlanc.

That's why this person's on the wall. They're like, get out of my sight. Great. So yeah, you're gonna have to how are you gonna sneak into the keep? Ooh, can I try like a sleep like a fairy dust or something? If there's like a group of guards? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's a couple guards on either side of the door to the tower, which is across from you. All right. I'm going to scurry amongst the shadows of the rampart. I'm gonna get close and I will do a very quiet. Okay, perfect.

So I roll a 2d6 plus. What is it charisma for fairy dust? Oh, yeah Dex. You got to sneak across first if you want to get close. Oh, Dexterity five seven seven. Okay. Yep to sneak. So you head down some stairs to kind of the ground level of the fort and there's like, you know, flagstone floor. There's barrels all over the place and you're kind of flitting between these different supplies. You get close to hmm.

Oh, do I as I'm going down the stairs like because you're talking about there's like the flagstone one of them is loose. And it goes. Yeah, you see you get a little close. Yeah, it makes a little rattle sound a little rattle scrape and the guard at the door turns. Uh-huh. So I blow the fairy dust really quick into their direction. Okay, 2d6. Plus charisma for fairy dust. Come on. He ate 10. Yeah. Yes. Okay. So I'll do it from a distance and it affects multiple people. Okay, cool.

So you blow this handful of your fairy dust, which quietly wafts across the courtyard and hits the two guards that are in front of the door and the one that turned to look at you saw you for sure before you knocked him out, but he just goes like and then flops to the ground. Damn you. Okay, and I motion for you guys. All right. Yeah. Thank you. Wait, do you still have fairy dust on your hands? No, I don't. I wiped it off on my pants.

You guys are playing patty cake tuck and Bing both just fall immediately asleep. So you get to the door and this is the door into the key into the central tower. Yeah. Okay, and it is locked. Dang it. Okay tricks of the trade please. 2d6 plus dexterity. 8 8 so on a 7 to 9. I still do it, but the GM will offer two options between suspicion danger or cost.

Yeah, suspicion and danger suspicion will be the way that you're going to have to open this door will kind of wreck the lock in a way that they'll be like, oh somebody definitely broke in here. Okay, and the two guards that you put out will probably know that you were in there or danger is there will be people immediately on the other side of this door that you have to deal with. I think I'm going to take suspicion cool.

So you pop it open and you open the door and you're in what looks to be a like basically a lobby area like a reception. You see stairs that go to like an upper floor and store stairs that go down underneath this floor, but it looks like this is where they welcome people that are here to meet the council would be your guess. Oh interesting a reception hall. Yeah, basically is there tons of people here? There's nobody here. What yeah, there's no one on this level.

I bet this is like the main entrance then. Mm-hmm. Okay. And yeah, there's stairs to your left that go down and then stairs above those that go like up. I guess we'll want to go down. Yeah, I think so. We can we jam the door one jam the door. Yeah, jam the door being a defensive fortification. There is what looks like, you know, like there's a big piece of wood and two hooks on either side of the door that are probably used to bar it in times of danger.

I go ahead and put that wooden those hooks slots boom, but definitely now the second somebody tries to open this door. They're going to be like something's up. So you head down the stairs and immediately the air feels like wetter, you know, like you're getting like underground and the construction of the building changes a little bit the finished stone blocks of the fort giveaway to like rooms that are carved out of the rock of the island old part. Cool.

And you follow some carved stone stairs that go down and like around kind of in a spiral and you hear voices. What are they saying? It's they're speaking very quietly, but you can hear words like soon complete dangerous, etc. Okay, we sneak over there defy danger dexterity to not be heard or seen all of us. Eight by twelve thirteen Billy is at the front creeping ahead with his stealthy, thiefness thing silent as ever. Yeah, light is a feather walking on like the railing.

Oh yeah, walking on the cobwebs that are stuck to the wall, just absolutely silent and tuck is walking behind a little too excitedly. To find out what might be going on in this place. Yeah, and you catch Billy underfoot and you just tip forward, slam down on your chest and roll the rest of the way down the stairs. It's the kind of thing where I'm like you don't.

You didn't see like a cat underneath you and then you're just like whoa, stop suddenly and then the cat also moves in the direction that your foot moves and then you're like so you step on it again and then you just totally lose balance. He goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my foot and you are lying on your back looking up at this stone ceiling of this room that's lit by like guttering torches and moving into frame is a Medi. Oh, and that's where we're gonna end it for this week.

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Hey, Tuck here telling you to donate to speltlore.com slash money please or patreon.com slash speltmore for more of this. I'm doing an act out, but you can't see it. Below the table. Show me your hands right now. No, I'm still doing it. Gather round friends, let me tell you a tale of three heroes, noble and bold. A brute, a druid, and a thief who is but nine years old. You know them by name, you know them by deed. Their quests are famously daring.

So here I sit, singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing. Tuck is the brute, he knows not his home. He loves to sing and fight. Fingers half-elf, he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might. Billy's a thief, his tiny size does mask the light. The largest heart, best and brightest they may not be, but their friendship outweighs their smarts. So gather round friends and listen close for the tale's about to start. Hello everybody and welcome to Spout Lore.

I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Tacoma Dome, the barbarian, Abdul Aziz. Hello everybody. Playing Ving, the half-elf druid, Paul Oppers. Hello. Hello there. And playing Fat Billy, the halfling thief, Jessica Tai. Hi everyone. When last we left our heroes, they arrived at the pirate haven of Port Forefrost.

Upon the Forefrost Isles, a collection of shitty snowy rocks in the middle of the ocean connected via a bunch of ramshackle buildings and sitting below some sort of ancient light guard fort. Oh right, yeah, the fort. Mm-hmm. Pretty wicked vibe to this place in general. Mm-hmm. It's pretty cool. And who knows whether or not we're gonna see any more of it. Oh yeah. Upon docking, the party made a plan.

Maggie was going to deal with some repairs, getting some new crew, resupplying, while the three of them, plus Perel and then minus Perel, decided to track down some leads about who may or may not have been upon the Blue Period and why it had such a large store of ghost root on board.

So, upon arriving, on the actual docks, Tuck smelled an incense reminiscent of the Medjay of McCall, which led the gang on a chase to the Hound Inn, a sort of tavern slash pub slash hotel, containing all manner of folk. Some investigations led them to discover that folks matching the description of the Medjay had been staying in room 401.

They were slipped the key thanks to a very forthright serving staff, member, Argus, Augustine, who was more than happy to do you a favor because favors were literally on the menu here. Also more than happy to shit on his bar and their housekeeping services. Yeah, I mean, hey, welcome to Port Fort Frost. Nothing is clean unless you clean it. Yeah, that's what it said on the billboard that was out in the ocean, I guess. It's floating. Just a buoy with a billboard on it.

Nothing is clean unless you clean it. Nothing is clean unless you clean it. They entered the room just as someone apparently dove out the window. A chase was undertaken by Tuck and Ving while Billy scoured for clues, finding a note beneath the bed that he believed contained at some point the letter B. Tuck and Ving continued to chase this cloaked figure down the alleys of Port Fort Frost. Ving did some cool-ass snow owl body mech shit. So fucking cool. Love it.

Taking down the figure and revealing Sweet Caroline, the orc. The chase continued. Billy arrived through a knife. There was a standoff while Caroline held a knife to Billy's throat and said, leave me alone, let me go. Until Billy knocked her out with some fairy dust. And Ving, upon searching the body, found the knife that was used in the ritual that robbed him of his shapeshifting powers. Yeah. The party jumped to some conclusions, which turned out to be true.

Running to the pier and seeing, the clear water beginning to sail off into the distance. With Perel on it. With Perel still on board. Okay. And that is where we find ourselves now, right now. How far away is the boat? I just rip off one of my flaps, stuff it in the bottle of vodka that I took from the restaurant, light it on fire and throw it at the thing. Too far for that. It just ploops into the ocean. My tinctures. And I lean over, I touch my shoulder, I was like, that was a pretty good try.

Okay. They were close enough when I saw them, but then like, trying to tear and then stuff it in. Then who's gonna light? Who's gonna light? I went around all around the town square looking for a light. I don't smoke. I used to smoke. I don't smoke. Where's the light? If you just throw in the bottle right away, you might've hit it, but now it's too far away. And you hear some clamoring at the end of the pier as a bunch of people are shouting and rushing towards you. Oh shit, cops, scatter. Fuck.

Scatter means we go together somewhere. Yeah, I dive into a boat. I don't know. You just get on a boat. Can we hire the fastest boat? Oh, good idea. To follow them? Defy Danger Charisma. Okay. Nine. I'm gonna aid Tuck. There we go, yeah. Eight. Great. Okay, so that makes it a 10. I'm gonna say there's a boat literally pulling away. Like the boat is starting to move and they're pulling the gangplank up. And they're pretty close to you and they're like moving. Tuck. Tick, tick.

Starts to hulk right. Everybody get on this boat. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he holds up his hands. This is a paying vessel. Okay. That's fine. I'll give you everything I have. You kidnapping her? Oh, right. I have Caroline over my shoulder. And I was like, does it matter? Kinda. 150 coins matter? 150 coins? Yeah, I'll give you 150 coins if you follow that boat over there. Come aboard. Okay. And then I fucking throw Caroline.

And the guy like just, oof, catches her and falls onto the deck. And I toss Billy up. Yeah, and Billy, whoo. And I throw Vig. And he does like, yeah, like Dirty Dancing style. Huck me, boy. And I jump. You're gonna roll? I'll roll. I don't give a shit. What is it plus? I guess strength probably. Okay. So five plus three is eight. Oof. You drop something. What is it? The… You drop something. You drop something. You drop something. You drop something. You drop something. You drop something.

You guys don't have much of anything anymore. The promissory note I was holding. Oh! What's it get? You drop the payment? Yeah, I was just like, I have a promissory note for 150 coins. He's like, these 150 coins don't matter. Oh. So yeah, it flitters out of your hand and flaps away on the wind. Oh, pay up. You're hanging on to like some lines off the side of the boat. We just won't tell them yet. Yeah. Hold them up. Yeah, Ving hauls you up. Okay. Thank you.

And then I point at the guy and I'm like, follow that boat. Quick. Well, I don't know. Give me a second. Give me a second. And he walks to the back of the boat where there's a group of people who look like some sort of unofficial militia or town guard shouting and waving. And a couple people fire crossbows and the guy ducks and he waves and he goes, see you later, fuckers. Who is this guy? Wait, who's that guy? Were they chasing you or were they chasing me?

Half dozen of one, 25 of the other or whatever the phrase is. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Well, you know, happy to be aboard. I'll take my payment now. 150 coins. Tuck is he like, he's like, all right, here we go. Put my hand in my pocket. You take out the 150 coins and I'm going to punch you in the face. Defy danger dexterity first. Okay. To even land this. Seven.

So you club him right in the face and he stumbles to the side and he comes back up and he comes back up with a backhand and just clips you in the jaw. Uh-huh. Roll a D6. Three. So he tags you for three damage. Can I grab a rope and tie it around the person's legs? Yeah, totally. Okay. Yeah. Nice. You can't see me do this. Mm-hmm. 13. Fuck. Fuck yeah. I'm so smooth. Billy invents a new knot. Yeah.

And he moves forward to hit tuck again and just whoop, doesn't realize both his legs are tied together and falls back up. He falls down onto his face. Oof. Get him. What the fuck are you doing? We're, uh, okay. I lost the money when we jumped on the boat. So I'm going to stuff you in the hold for the right now. Wait, what? I have crew members. It's not just me on this boat, but you, so you hear click, click, click, click, click, twang, twang, click, click. What's that?

You turn around and there are four people pointing crossbows at you. Okay. I know what this looks like, everyone. We were offered a ride so we're going to some miscommunication. We're just negotiating right now. But in the meantime, could you set the sails? Uh, Vink, while Billy's talking to him with his mayoral, like, body language, Vink dumps out the rest of the forager's gold.

He has the vial and it lumps out into, like, a seeming looking, like, gold and he's, like, holds it out, like, delicately and is like, if we can catch that boat, this lump of gold is yours. Nice. Nice. 2d6 plus charisma for a parlay. 10. Wow. Nice. Plus the 150 coins that we owe you still. We're good for it. We will honor it. Boss? Yeah, just, okay, alright, alright, get me up, get me up. Okay. And he starts forcing his self up. Billy, how do you untie this guy? I'm sorry, I'm trying.

Good God, what the fuck is this? I don't know, I was just… How'd you even… It's shaped in, like, a cat? Maybe? Yeah. It looks like something cool. I had stuff on my mind while I was doing this. It looks like a, it's kind of like a clove hitch, but you, like, it's not even tied, but I can't get it undone. I don't know what that, that word is, but yeah. Can you, can you untie it? Yeah, I'm doing it. And he watches you do it and goes, what the fuck? Okay, there you go. You're good.

Teach me that knot and you got yourself a deal. Yeah, I can do it again, probably. Oh, no. Stress, stress, stress. Okay. And he, uh, he gets himself up. Off the ground. And, uh. Is he like a, like, you know, like, this is the fastest boat that did the blah, blah, blah, parsecs in 10 seconds flat. Yeah, is this a Han Solo type? Yeah, is this the Millennium Falcon boat? He's Han Solo if Han Solo was, like, in his late 40s. Oh, cool. Like, he's got kind of graying dark hair.

He's got a bit of a gut on him. He's wearing the fantasy equivalent of, like, one of those fur-collared bomber jackets. Oh, yeah, he's Chewbacca today. Exactly. And he's just like, okay, okay, all right. Well, name's Oleander Dreyfus. Let's go catch that boat. Heck, yeah. What do you need us to do? Get out of the fucking way. Okay. I'm sorry. Uh, and he starts ordering people around and sails off. I guess he's trying to catch the Clearwater. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, so the Clearwater is definitely pulling ahead because this thing isn't ready, like, isn't going full speed yet. Uh-huh. So it's going to be a bit of a chase. Okay, until we get the sails up and under sail, things like, I have an idea, and he, he runs to the back of the boat, jumps off, and, uh, in the water, there becomes, like, a little hollow around him, water, and then it forms into, uh, like, a killer whale. Oh, cool.

An orca, and then he starts, like, really whipping his tail and starts nudging the boat forward. Mm-hmm. Okay, so 2d6 plus wisdom for an elemental form. Thank you. Nine. Nine. Okay, yeah, so you've got two hold and what you're going to spend one of them to kind of push the boat. Yeah, get it going as fast as we can. Yeah, and the boat starts picking up, and Oleander goes, whoa, what the fuck? All right, let's do it. And you're catching up on the clear water. What's your plan?

Um, right now, I'm with Caroline, and I'm wondering, is lightning in a bottle a move that I have to have fairy child for? Um, it probably should be, but no, it's not. It has, at least is written. So what are you trying to do? I want to pull a memory from Caroline while she's asleep. Whoa, cool. Yeah. Shit. Okay, yeah. So 2d6 plus, what, charisma? It says dexterity, oh, dexterity. Oh, right, because I was thinking, like, it's like a manipulative, like, yeah. Tell me, Caroline. 10. Fuck, yeah.

Okay. Yes. So what kind of memory are you trying to get out of Caroline? And what does the, like, physical memory look like as Billy's removing it? You know what? I open her eyes. Mm-hmm. She's like, she's obviously still asleep, and it's like, in her eyes, I can see. Oh, yeah. Like, coming in and out. Mm-hmm. Nice. Uh-huh. Right, yeah, I guess if it's, because if it's something that you don't want to, like, hold on to, you don't have to take it out, probably. Mm-hmm.

Okay, so what kind of memory are you trying to get? Like, honestly, anything about the Magi, or, like, basically any, like, what is she doing? Mm-hmm. I'm like, I've got, like, Caroline's face in my, between my hands, and I'm like, tell me! What are you doing? Okay, so you're looking through her eyes, and you see her, from her point of view, you're looking at things from her point of view, her perspective, and you see her talking to eggs, and, like, nodding and, like, shaking hands and planning.

Whoa. And you see her watching all of you arrive on the boat, and then you see you guys coming up and being like, there's a mutiny, we found smuggling, and you feel, like, strong frustration. Oh.

And then, uh, you see her trying to deal with the mutiny, and walking up to, like, one of the mutineers, like, the people that you know were a part of the initial conspiracy, because it's, like, while everything's popping off, and she sees them fighting with another member of the crew, and walks up and hits this guy so hard that she kills him. Like, she just, like, breaks his neck. Like, to, like, tie up loose ends kind of thing. That's the vibe that you get.

And, uh, you see the approaching, uh… When she found out that Billy had killed eggs. Relief. She would, and she told him that he did the, she did, he did the, he did the right thing. And then you see the four frost approaching, and you feel the, like, anticipation of going to finally finish something. And, uh, you see her, like, taking Maggie to the ground, basically. Oh, no! Shit! Yeah. Like, this is all a flash.

You're not getting the full picture, but the vibe that you're getting is, yes, she organized the, uh, the mutiny, and betrayed Maggie for some reason, and, uh, got the knife from the Medjay. Salty Caroline. But, unfortunately, because it's, like, such a quick flash, you don't understand the entirety of the why, just the, that, yes, she did it. Oh, man. I, yeah, I tell Tuck what I just saw. Fuck! Okay, so we have to get on that boat and save Maggie and Perel, then.

Unless, unless, what if Maggie's not on the ship? She, she might know. Who, Caroline? Yeah. Okay, I slap her to try to wake her up, like, fuck, shit! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How do I undo this, Caroline? Language, Billy. I'm sorry. And then I just smack Caroline in the face so hard. Why? And she wakes up to that and goes, and starts struggling immediately. And I, I grab her to hold her down.

Caroline, is Maggie on the boat right now? I'm not telling you anything. We know you fucking betrayed her. Is she on the boat? I don't care if you know. You're gonna have to kill me. Ving yells, kill her! Um, I have, do I have any of the, Truth serum? Yeah. Oh, fuck you do. Truth serum! Truth serum! Truth serum. Pull her down, Tuck. Yeah. I don't know, cover her nose. I have to get this in her mouth. Okay, I hold her kind of still. Okay, that's gonna take a defied interest rank. Okay.

Fuck, Caroline's so strong! But I'm stronger, 11. Wow. Yeah, and you like basically, you just hold her still and she's like, and her lips are like, you know, you can, her, her mouth isn't locked shut. It's like three minutes though. She's like, yeah, totally. She holds her breath for a long time. She's a Navy SEAL. But the second she like, opens her mouth, you grab the sides of her face and get like your fingers. Like a cat. Yeah, exactly. In her jaw, basically. Yeah.

Oh, and she fucking bites through her own lips. Oh, gee. And it hurts a lot. It does. Yeah. Orcs have crazy jaw strike. Yeah. Yeah. But I still get a couple drops in. You do. Yeah. All right, Caroline, is Maggie on the boat? No. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Is Perel on the boat? No. Fuck! Are they back on the island? Yes. Fuck! What are, who's got them? Where are they? The Medjay. And where are they? Tell me. You can see her like, fighting against the influence. Where are the Medjay? Where are they?

They're in the fort. Okay, cool. Fuck, I just wasted so much money. Oh, God. You hear Oleander behind you go, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay, Caroline, why is that boat sailing away? Why? It's a trick. Oh, good trick. Shit. Actually worked pretty good. Yeah. I should turn this thing around. I'm turning the thing around. And yeah, the boat starts turning around and Oleander goes, whoa, oh, all right. And why are you working with the Medjay? They're a means to an end. To what end? To my end.

What do you mean? What are, what are, what are they doing for you? What are you getting out of this? It's my part to play. And she starts like coughing, like, trying to make herself feel better. I'm gonna puke. No. Are you, are you a Medjay? No. Are you in the dark guard? No. Are you a warlock? No. Are you, are you a wizard? She's coughing pretty bad. She's, she's like getting, having trouble getting words out. There seems to be something stuck in her throat. What the fuck?

Oh my God, she swallowed something. Oh my God, what is it? Check her mouth. Something stuck in her throat. I, I fished my fingers in there to try and get it out. I guess probably defying your dexterity. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. Four. Oh my God. Okay, so she, you try and get your fingers in her mouth and she's gnashing a lot and you're like, oh no, not, not, not, you pull them out just before she like slams down on your fingers and chomps them off. Caroline, I'm trying to help you.

And then she coughs up a mouthful of blood. Jesus. Oh my God. And then another. Oh my God. And then she turns her head to the side and coughs up one final mouthful of blood and something clinks out onto the deck. I grab it. It's an obsidian coin. Fuck, Billy, no, drop that. Okay. And, uh, sweet Caroline, the orc stops moving. Uh, can I see if she's still alive? Uh, you can check. This is like, if she is, she's not going to be for very much longer. Oh my God. What do we do?

What, what has happened? I don't know anything about what the mechanism of her death is. Something she's been lacerated in her throat by this coin. Uh, so being, having spent your hold, I assume, have you come back up onto the deck? Oh, yeah. I guess turning around. I'd spend, I'd spend that final hold to give us a final push between the things. Cause he hears the commotion. I want to come up. Yeah. And you see sweet Caroline, uh, on the deck, like blood spread out.

There's a coin lying on the ground. Billy's backing away. So much blood, like way too much. And yeah, like these are, I don't know if you guys have a method by which you might be able to save her. Oh shit. I still have a use of wine wood. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. I have so much wine wood and, uh, poultices. Uh, oh yeah. I mean like Ving, you're a healer. Like you might be able to give me a defy danger intelligence. Oh shit. Fuck. Oh yeah. Seven.

So the seven is if you use everything you have in terms of healing, wine wood poultices, all of it, you'll be able to stabilize her. She's definitely not going to be conscious for a while, maybe ever, but you'll be able to stop her from dying at least. It's worth it. Okay. So you, uh, you set to work. I set, I have six bottles. I have six bottles of wine wood. Oh yeah. Yeah. Pop all the lids. Great. You're using those mashing up herbs, like jamming them in her mouth.

I've pulled up water, like ocean water, using it as almost like a scope to go down into her throat and trying to like put, put wine wood in there in the water. Use it as a, uh, a method. Oh, you're turning like the water into a channel. Yeah. Like a scope with the wine wood too. To put it like directly on there. I kind of want you, to roll elemental mastery cause you're like using spiritual water to heal her basically. Oh God. Okay. Yep. Duty six plus constitution. Oh no. Five. Oh shit. Oh, six.

Oh, I help you. Yes. Billy. How's Billy helping? Um, I think I'm just like vibrating with like so much like energy right now. Cause I feel a lot of guilt. Mm-hmm. Maybe also, the memory thing, you're giving, you'd be giving, like filling in the gaps of what this is. Yeah. Like I'm showing you through like our link between Chamberlain's rings. Seven. Okay. Oh shit. Seven. Oh my God. You're welcome. Oh, the effect I desire comes to pass. Okay.

So you don't, I, I, I don't avoid paying nature's price and I don't retain control. Okay. Uh, so Oleander brings the boat in, like you weren't able to, you weren't out that long. So he, he, he's basically just alongside, he's talking to the militia people, like trying to calm everybody down while this happens. Just being like, there's, you just got to wait. There's something, there's something happening. Give them a minute. And it's not a minute. It's a long time.

Uh, you use everything you have in terms of your healing. This is nothing like you've ever seen before. You know that there's like physical damage, but there's something else. There's like a rending that's taken place inside her. But with the, the aid of the water spirits and the air spirits, you are able to bring a stability to her body. Her life force is very weak.

Like you can basically feel that she's barely hanging on, but you're able to stop whatever horrible damage was killing her from the inside and shore up whatever spiritual weaknesses were taking place that were allowing this to happen. And she falls into a fitful, uh, and deathly still sleep. She's stable. Barely. And the price that you pay and the control that you lose. What do we think that is? Uh, maybe, uh, Ving starts to have his health sapped. Like it's a balancing. Oh no.

I'm keeping her alive, but it's bringing me down. Yeah. It was long until we can figure out what's going on. It's like ET in that, flower pot. Totally. Yeah, totally. Uh, so how does that manifest in the moment? Uh, like I'm unable to stand. Oh, like you're just like, you're extremely weak. Yeah. Yeah. I have to be close to that. We have to maintain touch. Oh, cause you guys are sharing like one kind of spiritual ecosystem. It's almost like, yeah, like a boop boop. Like she's on the life.

He's her life support machine. Totally. Okay. Even Billy, like, cause I was like, I was holding onto thing. I can, I can, I can feel like so much being like, like sucked up. Oh yeah. This is classic thing. He gives almost too much. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Uh, so then you're standing there, you have Caroline basically in your arms and thing passes out on the deck. My God. And I say, I, as I pass out, like, don't let us part. Uh, fuck. Um, I, I tie their hands together.

Cause I don't know, what else do. And I just like, hold on to thing. We need, uh, we shouldn't move them. And I go to oleander and I'm like oleander being in Carolina dying. We need, I don't, we need a doctor. Yeah. Is there a healer on this Island? Yeah. Yeah. There should be. Okay. Can you go get them? I should be, but they're on vacation. I mean, it is kind of like, I hope, you know what I mean? Like as long as they haven't been called away. Uh, yeah. Okay.

I'll, I'll, I'll be back as soon as I can. You are, you're, you're welcome. Just stay as long as you need. Okay. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. And he like hops over the side of the boat and lands on the, on the deck without touching the gangplank. Cool. Ving says from asleep. Yeah, that was pretty bad. I was, he says, he goes, parkour. Oh, right. Cause I'm touching you. So I'm watching. Cause I'm like, that's sick. If Billy let, can Billy let go?

I can let go, but I feel like, like, I feel, I don't know. Like, am I helping? Billy? Isn't sure. Yeah. It just feels like the safest thing to do. It helping. It helping. It helping. But I, I can see, I can feel how much energy it's taking for Ving. It's like a river rushing through me in a way. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Some of the moss up my arm is dying. Oh man. Oh shit. Uh, okay. I have a question. Mm-hmm. Can I try and use Bardic Lore, gods and their servant? Yeah.

Can you remind me how Bardic Lore works? When you first encounter, an important creature, location, or item, your call, covered, covered by your Bardic Lore, you ask the GM any one question about it. The GM will answer truthfully. The GM may then ask you what legend song or tale you heard that from. Mm-hmm. Uh, yeah. Go ahead and ask me a question about what's going on. Uh, okay. Yeah. What is going on with her and this coin? Yeah.

You, um, you think back on things that you studied, like in your time at the library about icons and demons, and possession, and you, I like that he was flipping a coin one night, like just like doing pushups, like, like one handed and flipping a coin. So I'm like, you know what that is, right? Yeah, exactly.

And like, you know, finding references, like vague references and text at the, at the library during late night studies, your conversations with Bara about the white coin that you have and how that interacted with the icon of ambition. You think what happened was that at some point, you know, someone did this to Korean and she has been possessed this whole time. Oh, whoa. This coin being inside her was how she became possessed. Oh shit.

The act of telling the truth about what she was up to cause the coin to expel itself from her and cut her in the process. So based on what you remember from, or like your experience, what was his name? The dwarf, uh, the ambition guy, the name, Helen guaranteed Corbin guaranteed Corbin. Yeah. Um, yeah. You think that, that whatever was possessing her, there might be that icon might still be there here, like in her. Yeah. Okay.

Like the forceful expulsion of the coin could be like the damage she sustained could be in connection to like the demon still being in there, but the coin being in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To escape right now. Okay. I'm going to Ving. Oh, fuck. They're tethered. Okay, so Tuck takes the coin that fell on the deck, and he takes TLC, and he wants to smash the coin just like he did with Guaranteed Corbin to try and trap the demon in it. Yeah.

Okay. How did you do this last time? Was it for the Blood God? I did use for the Blood God, yeah. All right. Zero wisdom. Fuck. Bye. Okay. So Tuck, you get ready to smash the coin in the way that you did last time, basically flicking it into the air and smashing it with the axe.

And you don't know why this happens, but in your slowed perception as you're watching this happen, you see the axe connect with the coin, you see it shatter, you see the fragments start to turn white, and then they all shoot towards you. Fuck! Oh, God. And they lodge themselves in you. Oh, my God. Like, in my body? Yeah. It hurts a lot. Like, birdshot? Yeah, exactly. Ow! And there's that same huge gust of wind, that howling of vacuum for a second until Tuck is driven, to his knees.

And then the wind's calm again. And Billy, you see this happen. This coin explodes and just shatters into Tuck. Oh, my God. Like, can you still see the bits? Yeah. Are the coin pieces black or are they white now? They're white. Do I take harm? Um, yeah. Definitely. I'd say roll a d10. Okay. That's a 10. 10. Oh, my God. Ow. Fuck. Okay, now we need two doctors. Shit. Billy is so scared. Um, I, uh, I'm afraid to let go of Ving, but I crawl over and I'm trying to pull Tuck towards Ving.

Tuck, can you come over here? Yeah, I can come over. I'm fine. No, you're not. No, it's fine. No, you're not. Just hold my hand. I'm fine. Just hold my hand. I'm holding your hand. Okay. I grab Ving's hand, too, and I'm just, like, waiting for this, like, healer to come, and I'm watching I'm watching the sky. Like, I'm, like, waiting for the sun to rise. Yeah, and but, like, it is basically night now. It's night, yeah. It's dark. I'm just like, fuck.

Lamps start to light all over the decks of the ships in the harbor. I, and while we're waiting for the healer, I keep telling Billy, I'm like, Billy, I'm fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. And Billy isn't saying anything. He's just, like, watching the sky. In the east? Yeah. Okay, so you hear, uh, hurried footsteps approaching, and Leander pops back up over the side of the boat, and coming up behind him is what looks like an eight-year-old child.

Pale, pale skin, hair in, like, a very complicated but practical looking bun, and long ears of an elf. Hi. Hi. Um, what's your name? I'm Bertog. I'm a healer. All right, okay. Well, this is my friend Ving, and um, and this is Tuck. Hey. Uh, Tuck, uh, shattered a black coin, and the pieces have been embedded in him. Yeah, I'm okay, though. No, he's not. But, but… Cough of blood. Oh. You're bleeding quite a lot. I know, but my, but Ving is dying, so you gotta help him. Yes, yes.

And, uh, Bertog kneels down on the ground and unrolls their implements, and, uh, just sets to work. Just… You don't really know what you're looking at, basically. Yeah, Billy's, like, trying to say stuff, but it looks like Bertog's got it. Yeah, Bertog looks younger than Billy. Yeah. Like, bigger, because they're an elf, but, uh, looks younger than Billy, which is odd. And they are doing something. They're running their hands over Ving, running their hands over Caroline. A Reiki?

Yeah, fuck, this is not gonna work. Ving says, Ving says, Ving says, Ving says, Ving says, Ving says, Ving says, fucking Doogie Howser doing Reiki. Get it as a doctor already. This is what's happening in Ving's head right now. How come nobody's looking at me? Hello? And, uh, they basically, um, it's something like, there was a a dark presence within this one as they move their hands over, uh, Caroline. And it attempted to enter this one, but it's gone now.! It's gone. It's gone. It's gone.

It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone. Life force is keeping the other alive. But Ving can't let go. And I can feel that Ving's energy is leaving him too. Yes, that will need to be addressed. And they, uh, kind of pull their little legs up and sit cross-legged and basically they untie the rope that Billy tied their hands together with and hold each one of their hands and sit there with their hands like on each knee still for a while. Like, their breathing slows, their eyes close.

And they just are here for a while. And Oleander's kind of tapping his foot. Is this working? Is this, what's going on? I don't know. It looks, I mean, they know what they're doing. I'm really nervous. You don't happen to have, like, snacks on this boat, do you? Yeah, yeah, I do. I do. Um, are you guys, do you want to come? Do you want to let them do their thing in the and we'll go down? Have a, have a bite? I don't know. Can you just bring it up here? I don't want to leave. Okay, alright. Yeah.

I'm sorry, Oleander. It's fine. It's cool. It's alright. It's fine. I'll be right back. Oleander, I'm on a keto diet. Don't get me any carbs. Do I look like a guy that eats a lot of carbs and he slaps his gut? Yes, dude. Because I do. Below deck and comes back up with, uh, some food. There's meat that you don't have to, like, there is keto and he gives, uh, Tucky hands you a beer, like a bottle of beer. Thanks. He does that thing.

He's got two bottles in one hand and he flicks his heel up and kicks one and the cap pops off. Whoa. So cool. And he, uh, popped, he, like, nudges the cap off the other one because they both came off and he hands one to Billy. What are you doing as a child? I'm not allowed to drink this. You're a kid? Yeah. He reaches down and takes the beer from you. Sorry, I wasn't sure. We got a lot of weird folks around here. That's fine.

And he sits down and leans kind of against a bundle of ropes next to you two. So, uh, what do you do for a living? You know, what brings you here? I'm so bad at small talk. Hey, there's no small talk, kid. Only small people. Uh, and I guess you're pretty small, so that kind of… So it is small talk because I'm a small people. Yeah. Ah, you know, I do a little of this, I do a little of that. Here and there. For this and that. Like smuggling? Yeah, I'm a smuggler.

Uh, I don't really deal with a lot of, uh, any kind of gestures vaguely. Whatever this is. So, uh, were you here when some people were taken off that boat? Uh… Like, did you happen to see a red-haired lady and a bald, guy with, like, probably very, like, flamboyant clothes and a hat and I don't… He might have been… He might have had a mustache or not or an eye patch or not. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You saw it? Yeah, I did. Yeah. Who took them? It's just some folk. I don't know.

They kind of had a weird vibe about them. Like, what do you mean? What were they wearing? Real lean, mean-looking folks. Uh, tattoos. Uh, all sorts, you know. All shape sizes. Okay. Did you see which direction they went to? Didn't they… Who… What's… Didn't she say that they went to a fort? The fort? Yeah. Any points at the fort? I guess. I just… Oh, so nervous. I get it, kid. This is, uh… I have a kind of jovial energy about me right now, but I'm fucking terrified. Yeah, same.

I usually am pretty jovial, too, or whatever that means, but today has been a hard day. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, I hear that, and he hands you a beer and goes, well, I forgot. And he takes it, but… You have it. Uh, and Tuck at this point has propped himself up on, like, uh, like a crate that's behind him, and he's sitting up, and he's like, well, Leander, uh, I just want to tell you, straight up, you're being a pretty fucking stand-up dude right now. You know what? Call me Ollie.

Ollie, I'm sorry I punched you in the face when I thought I could not pay you. Do you think that you're the only person that has punched me in the face in lieu of payment? Because you're not. You're not even the first person to do that today. God, you're the coolest guy I've ever met, I think. So great, Ollie. How are you this effortlessly kind and cool? So cool. You know… Ving raises a silent thumbs up. Through this… Yes.

His hand just shakily raises, you know, you get to my age, you spend a lot of time around a lot of people that want to do a lot of harm, and you realize it is a hell of a lot easier to be kind. Let's drink to that. Yeah. For sure. And he hands you a beer. Stop giving my kid alcohol. No, Billy! It's just like for the tradition. I give it back. And he only clinks your bottle before. Also, halflings get drunk off dairy. Do they metabolize alcohol the same way?

I was gonna say he probably does nothing to Billy. It doesn't really do much to Billy. It's just honestly tastes bad. It does. It's just old wheat. Yeah. I think Tuck's like objection to it is just like, don't give my kid booze, man. You're right. I'm sorry. Yeah. What will people think? Yeah. What will people think? Just so much blood is leaking out of my chest still. And we cut to darkness. The infinite inky black of the mind. Bing, you're standing in an endless void, but you're not alone.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Who's that? Who are you? I'm Bing. I'm Bing. And as you introduce yourself, you use your true name. A figure resolves in front of you. It is the person that you have until recently known as Sweet Caroline. You're alive. Here. I guess. What do you know of what happened to you? I don't know. It's been so long. Since what? Since McCall. Since the library. Since servitude. What do you remember of that coin? I just remember my studies. I remember being approached by someone.

I remember being taken. I remember the coin, and then I don't remember much else. It was like I'd fallen asleep in a carriage, and I knew where I was going, but I couldn't see the road. What about you? What are you doing here? I'm keeping you alive. Huh. Why? I don't know you. Yeah, you do. And he puts his hand on her shoulder. And she looks down, thoughtfully, like, throws her brow. Oh. Come on. Let's go walk. And a scene resolves around you as you walk. What do you see? Her hometown.

Outskirts of her hometown. Her hometown is McCall. So you see sandstone buildings resolve around you. People pushing hand carts, loud, bustling, mercantile stalls, food sizzling, music playing. And you recognize this as, though the buildings are a little different, this is definitely a stepside. I haven't seen this place in feels like forever. When did you leave? I left when I was quite young to join the library. That's how it works. You go young. Yeah. They find kids.

Kids that have potential, need direction, and they bring them into the fold. Yeah, I know what it's like. And then Ving does the points to his eye, covers his mouth, open hand, symbol of the of the speakers of the silent word. And she doesn't react, but she nods. He does it again, like, I'm doing the thing. I remember. That I remember. You're not reacting. Yeah. What do you want to see here? I don't know. I guess I just wanted to see somewhere familiar. Wanted to see, yeah, home, I guess. Why?

Because I haven't had one for so long. I've been a prisoner in the one place that should have been mine, myself, my mind. And it wasn't mine for I don't even know how long. It was like years, months, decades, centuries. Look at your hands. She does. Her, like, the strong, like, gray skin, like, veins just bulging on the back of her hands. How long has it been since you've looked at these hands? Forty years. Forty years. Hmm. That's not so long, I guess. That's pretty fucking long. Hmm.

What about you? How old am I? When's the last time you were home? And the scene changes around you. What do you see? I see, uh, old sheer. The ice flows moving in the distance. Mm-hmm. People piloting, like, long boats and canoes. Yeah. There, there's, like, um, shops and houses on the flows and people pull them along the shore. It's been longer than that for me. Do you miss it?

Uh, he sees this, uh, a woman, uh, come out of a house, an older woman, with, like, a fur hide and, like, hang it over this, this little, the entranceway. The, the timber that's holding on its way and then grab a huge stick and just start whacking this thing. So what does she, like, whew! Ah! Hacking a coffin. I miss, I miss, I miss some of it. I miss the parts that aren't there anymore. I miss what it represents to me. But, I have a new home. And then we're back standing over our bodies. Mmm.

And you see, uh, kneeled on the ground in front of you, uh, a young, young elf holding both of your hands. You see Tuck and Billy sitting with Oleander in silence, basically, right now. You haven't lost everything. You're here. Yourself is here. You found yourself again. And, uh, from where they're kneeling, Vertog looks up and says, he's right, you know. There's still time. And she looks down at her body and looks at Vertog and looks at you. Yeah.

He looks down at, at the body, at the two of them lying there and down at Vertog and he, he says, you've done, you've, you've, you've, you've done a lot. You've fought a lot. You don't have to do it anymore. You know that. You can go back to the beginning. You can go back home. He points, like, down the, down the dark way, off the distance, step side, hustle, bustle, memories, back, go be in your bliss.

But, but, even though you didn't have control over what you were doing, there were still reasons that led you to be the person that you are now, here. If you want to find out what those reasons are and why you're still here, then lie down with me. Lay with me. And she looks down at her body and looks out into the darkness and you can hear the laughing, singing voices of the step side market. And you can hear, like, wind blowing behind Ving as he's like, it's up to you.

And he slowly lies down where the place of his body is. Mm-hmm. And suddenly, you're looking at the night sky. And you're like, okay. And you hear movement next to you as Corrine pushes herself up on an elbow. Ving. You okay? Yeah. I'm okay. Are you okay? Yeah. Why do you even ask? I'm totally fine. You look like you've been shot by many arrows all at once. He is not okay. Don't listen to him, Ving. Are you okay? That must have been really scary. It was scary, but I'm fine. I'm just, I hug you.

I'm so glad you're okay. Have you been drinking fucking beer? What? Have you been letting him drink fucking beer again? No. And Oleander goes, tuck points at Oleander. No, no, no. Oleander goes, well, I think I'm gonna turn in. That guy gave him beer. I tried to stop him. Okay. I only had a sip because. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. And, uh. Hey, sweet Caroline. She holds up a hand. Please call me Corrine. Okay. And she nods at you. Hi, I'm Tuck. Hi, I'm, I'm Billy.

You tried to kill us a little while ago. Yeah. Sorry about the truth potion. Million miles away now. Oh, that's good. Well, all's well that ends well. Tuck tries to stand up. Slits, falls in his own blood. Vertog walks up to you and puts a hand on your shoulder and just guides you back down to the deck. Okay, cool. Thanks. I'm just gonna lay down here for a second. Totally cool time. And we're all having a great time right now and it's good for everyone. And we're all having the best time.

Just like me. Totally cool. Winewood. We need winewood. We cut forward. It takes a long time for people to get Tuck to this clinic. Yeah. We have to take, like, everyone has to take a limb. And he's kind of fighting. Yeah, yeah, totally. Still very, very strong. I'm fine. Why are you being like this? Tuck, you're being such a bad boy. This is a bad example. You tell me all the time, oh, just let people take care of you. And then when it's your turn, you don't let anyone take care of you.

I'm tired. You're so heavy. Billy's saying this sitting on my chest while seven other people are carrying me. Look at these people are sweating. They're sweating. And you are taken through town down some twist. The alleys to a very cramped clinic in an alley deeper into Port Four Frost. Everybody has to, like, basically pivot, tuck into the doorway. Like, it's a lot of, you know, when you have a couch and you're like, well, I got to angle the arm around this door so it fits.

Flip them up on and a bunch of blood blush. Sideways, sideways. We're going to do it sideways. And then they flip me up and then through. You got to walk them. Walk them. And you get laid on this, like, cot that barely holds your weight. And there are, like, dried herbs of all kinds hanging from the ceiling. Jars and bottles of various onions. I'd like to take the pieces of the coin out. Tweezer them out. Oh, Vink doesn't. He's not really with it. Is he awake enough?

Yeah, well, you're very weak. Like, you're going to need a bit of rest, which is troubling because you know that Maggie and Perel are in the fort. Oh, right. Fuck. Bertog, keep the coin pieces, please. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not certain that I'm able to remove these. Oh, you're like a healer. He does. And Bertog holds up their hands. So fucking rude. Hold on a moment. This motherfucker is trying to teach me about healing.

What I mean is, from a perspective of metaphysical health and balance, it might be a bad idea to remove these. Why? There's some reason for some kind of resistance. The demon's gone into Tuck. It's trying to. I can't say for sure, but if I remove these, I feel it would be all but assured. I wrap my saffron rope around Tuck, like around his shoulders and like a nice, around his armpits and around the neck and around the waist. Nice. Sick. Cool shirt, man. And I go, It's getting delirious.

I go, no, it's fine. The coins, the coins are white. The coin pieces are white. It means the demons in the coin pieces trapped in the coin pieces were totally fine. The coin pieces are in you. Just don't, don't take it out. There is absolutely a precedent set for this kind of situation and we know for sure I'm fine. Speaking of which, can I use that Spout Lore about the thing that nobody knows about? Would I Spout Lore about a thing that nobody knows about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can.

All right. Spout Lore. What's happening to me? Well, that's a three. So, totally fucking failed. Plus, plus what is it? Plus one. And then, but I also have a fucking minus one intelligence so we're back down to three. So, nothing you do is gonna help. Yeah. Nothing. And I think the only failure that we're gonna do right now is that you have no fucking idea what this is gonna do to you. Yeah. No clue at all. And then, yeah, and Tuck like grabs Vertog's hand.

And then grabs Ving's hand and he pulls them both in close and he's like, I don't know what's going on at all right now. Yeah, we know. We know. I'm aware. I have no Tuck. Information. Tuck, you don't have to know. Okay. You don't have to know. Thanks. Why don't you get some sleep? No, we can't. We gotta go save Perel. And she puts a hand to the side of your head. No. Whoop. Fuck. You're asleep. Tuck slumps. And the cop breaks and he slides off the back of it. Whoa, whoa. Just leave him.

Just leave him. This is better somehow, I think. It's time for you all to get some rest. And here. I'm not resting with him like this. There's nothing more that you can do. I'll stand by his side. Very well. Or perhaps, and they hold their hand out and take your hand, sleep. And you can sleep. And you fall asleep. I'll put myself to bed. It's fine. Very well. Here, make sure you, make sure you have a little bit of this.

And they walk over to like a glass decanter with some sort of pale pinky red liquid in it. Crush a bunch of herbs in it, pour it into a glass and give it to you. What is it? It's just a peeling onion. Just drink it. A healing onion? Go to sleep. I thought I put you to sleep. What? I am strong. It's, it's, it's good. It's good for you. What does it do? I, I, they told me never to put weird things in my mouth. It rejuvenates body and mind. That's all. Seems suspicious. I, I have no reason.

I take, took a sacred vow in the groves of my home. Totally. I'm going to sleep on the roof. Very well. I can't, I'm not going to stop you. That's my favorite Billy line to date me. All right. Good night. Thank you. The vibe of this was like rich kid interacting with total trash kid. It rejuvenates body and mind. Cool. I'm going to sleep on the roof. Fuck you. Also rejuvenates my mind. I'm going to go sleep in the empty dot pool. There's a bunch of frogs in there.

I'm really proud of Billy right now. Yeah, me too. I'm unconscious. Me too. So, Billy, you're on the roof. Yeah. You're kind of in between two taller buildings. Like there's the walls, the buildings on either side of you. And then of course, the alley across the alley is pretty tight, but you can see, you know, the night sky above you. I can't wait for the sun to come up. I feel like I've let down my friends. Why? Why? Yeah. Who am I talking to? Sean?

There is a little figure that looks to be made of chimney smoke sitting on a pipe nearby. I feel like I let them down because I should be able to do these things. I should be able to help them when things are hard. What's the point of being so old and knowing so much and not being able to use any of it? Well, I don't, I don't know if, if the point is just because you weren't able to do something didn't mean that you didn't try to. Trying and failing is not the same as doing nothing. I guess.

It just feels bad. All my friends are in trouble and I'm laying on a roof waiting for the sun to come up. I just… Is there anything that you can do right now that would help? Right this second? No. You know what's better? What? Being there for when you can. Okay. Thanks, chimney smoke. No problem. And they tip backwards into the chimney they're sitting on the edge of and they're gone. Okay. Yeah, I just, I don't sleep. I just lay there waiting.

And Billy, you're laying there on the roof as the sky starts to lighten above you and you feel cutting through the jagged alleys of Port Fort Frost. The first rays of the day's sun touch your skin. Finally. Go ahead and roll your fairy child. Yeah. Yes. Oh my God. Holy shit. Eleven. Wow. Woohoo. So that's what? Five hold? I get five hold. Okay. Remember that. Billy's so excited. He slips down the roof and scurries up into the window into the clinic.

And you can see, apparently, hours have passed. Like, it has been basically the whole night. It's morning now. And Tuck and Ving, you're both awake and you basically wake to Vertog pressing cups of some sort of potion-like thing into your hands. Drink this. What is it? Drink it. What is it? Just drink it and I'll tell you. Tuck slams it. And you feel a very familiar rejuvenating kind of buzz through your body. Ving's drinking it like a wine trying to get all the tasting notes out of it. Yeah.

There's definitely some sort of literal healing potion in here. And then herbs that you're familiar with in different kinds of healing salves and tinctures. Ooh, yarrow? Yep. There's yarrow in there. There's arrowwood. You might think yarrow is just arrowwood with a Y on it, isn't it? But it's not. It's a different plant that is original. Shauna, her creation, do not steal. Most importantly, you feel a little bit of energy return to your bodies. Not a ton, but some.

Corrine is very groggily sipping the tincture. And Billy clambers through a window. Morning, everyone. Hey, Billy. Hi. You're awake. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. Yay. We're awake. Where have you been? Oh, just up on the roof. Oh, yeah. Classic Billy. Thanks. Cleaning your mind and your body? Yeah. Hell yeah. I feel good. I'll drink that stuff. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. And I gulp it down. Oh, pretty good. Gulp, gulp, gulp. Billy is just full of beans this morning.

And you hear a and Oleander shambles into the room. Okay. Hey. Hey. How's everybody feeling? Ole. Ole, ole, ole, ole. Ah, you're fine. You were at the hound last night. Weren't you a old dog? Oh, yeah. I went to. I had a crazy night at the hound. You better believe it. I was there all night getting blasted. Yeah? Oh, yeah. What happened? And I went there and I was drinking, played some cards, won a bunch of money, then lost it. All in the same night.

You know how it is for an old scallywag like me. And you see Vertog walk into the room behind Oleander and go shake their head gently like, no, he didn't leave. He's showing him like sleeping with a candle beside him. He's got like love and lust novel on his chest. Like in the waiting room. Yeah. That's cute.

Got his coat like over top of him like a blanket, you know, that kind of shit curled up in a chair, trying to sleep in a chair that should not be slept in and goes, all right, so what's the move? Where's the coin? What coin? I told you to save the coin. What coin? And he points at Tuck and he goes, there it is. It's still in his chest. Yeah. And Vertog nods and is like, as I said, removing this coin is, it's a bad idea. Yeah. Um, cool. What can we do about it? Keep an eye on it.

Make sure that the, with the, with the tinctures and they're looking like really closely. They're like examining Tuck's chest. Seems that the wounds are closing up with the coin inside. Are they exposed? There are like bits, like you can basically see like chips of white in Tuck's chest. That's sick. Does it look cool? Should I start wearing a shirt? No, it looks great. Um, Vertog, should I start wearing a shirt? He goes through like a smash cut of him trying different shirts. Vertog? Yeah. Dr.

Vertog. Are my, are my friends ready to go? Ah, I suppose. I mean, rest is never a bad thing, but if you have places to be, I mean, that's up to you. I am a healer. I'm not a jailer. We gotta go get Perel and Maggie. We have to find them. Yeah. Here, I want to give this to you. And he gives them a jar of a jar of yellow powder. That's stardust. Oh, stardust. Yeah. I had it for a long time ago.

From the, uh, from the cup that had like random, I think you can do more with this than I could ever do. And they, they snatch it out of your hands almost like, and for that second, they look so much like an eight year old kid. Just snatch it out of your hand and look at it with wide eyes. Wow. And start like tipping the jar back and forth, watching the powder move. Wow. I will get much use out of this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Please.

If you need any further treatment, return here as soon as possible. And also if anything happens with this and they sort of like draw a circle in the air around tuck, please return as soon as possible. Okay. Thank you. Be safe. There's a double thumbs up as he gets wheeled out in a wheelchair.

There Oli do you want to break into a A fucking Fort or a cage or something Yeah and fuck up some magi You know what I don't want to I have to Yeah Oli Oli Oli Okay I think that's where we're going to end it for this week I'm your game master Sean O'Hara Joining me as always playing Tacoma Dome The Barbarian Abdulaziz Playing Ving the Half-Elf Druid Paul Oppers And playing Fat Billy the Halfling Thief Jessica Tai Thank you to Aaron Reid The incomparable Unsurmountable He cannot be surmounted Aaron Reid for our intro and outro music Look up Spell Lord on Soundcloud For all of the original music featured in the show Thank you to all of our Amazing Patreon supporters Around the world if you want to support us on Patreon and get access to a ton Of bonus content including a whole Bonus campaign set in the Highspear Mall and featuring the Cooltree Kids Monthly live streams Including Q&A's and live games And a whole other Whack-a-shit gift boxes Postcards, merch, a ton of stuff Check us out at patreon.com Or spelllord.com We're also on the internet At Spell Lord most places And we'll see you next time There's a ton of fun And though our journey may be like a conclusion We will not leave you without a resolution Return next week to hear some more Whilst you commute or do your chores And for you I'd gladly spell dawn Thanks for watching!

Uh spout if you like Spout Lore and you want to hear spout more of it go to Spout Lore.com slash money please or patreon.com slash Spout Lore gather round friends let me tell you a tale of three heroes noble and bold a brute a druid and a thief who is but nine years old you know them by name you know them by deed their quests are famously daring so here I sit singing to you an adventure that is worth sharing tuck is the brute he knows not his home he loves to sing and fight fingers have health he shifts his shape and wields a spear with great might billy's a thief his tiny size does max the largest heart best and brightest they may not be but their friendship outweighs their smarts so gather round friends and listen you for the tales about to start hello everybody and welcome to Spout Lore erin welcome erin uh that was thank you for listening to us poorly attempt to harmonize with the opening song of Spout Lore I'm your game master Sean O'Hara and joining me as always playing tacoma dome the barbarian abdulaziz hello everybody playing ving the half-elf druid paulie hello there I'm playing fat billy the halfling thief jessica tie hello when last we left our heroes they were tripping out uh we the entire episode was spent with a group of people trying to get three floors above where they started oh my god uh the crew and passengers of clearwater had consumed record quantities of ghost root uh due to some I'll-advised seasoning by ship's cook ted who's no longer the ship's cook and he's now the ship's cook and he's now the ship's cook and in doing so found themselves looking into stepping through living adjacent to the uh the spirit world the ship experienced incursions by a variety of spirit beasts uh billy did a lot of stepping through places we believe he may have fallen through some crack momentarily in reality oh right ending up somewhere right that looked like the winter war or at least a snowy field anytime there is snow in a place like that it's like a snowy field it's like a snowy field it's like a place you guys think it's the winter like winter's not just a season yeah uh what else tuck started to become a tree in some fashion his his spirit tattoo interacting strangely yeah it started taking over my whole body he was billion pretty hard there yeah totally bing and tuck ended up uh saving a group of the crew saving from shitting themselves to death I ruled snake eyes and then snakes came my eyes and bit my hand in a promise oh right yes you got you got a promise coming yep bing made a promise with two snake spirits to help them enter the material at some point yeah and was injected with their spirit venom oh man mother fuck I'm nervous but also kind of excited it's been a while since I've you know confronted the animal spirits oh right yeah bing saw a jungle scene and heard a movement in the trees and then in attempting to follow that form ended up at the physical end of the boat but passed that into the spirit world saw what he believed to be an elf of some fashion shithane of an elf of some fashion that fashion is shithane yeah that fashion is a grumpy old fuck trying to fight his wife in his green gherkin yeah right he called it a gherkin yeah yeah man mark's such a nerd sorry I meant merkin uh who else did we see we saw elk momentarily oh yeah spirit of elk uh billy saw scorpion traded his story with scorpion and wasp saw billy and said I will find you or something be seeing you okay yeah that's still scary because it's lost yeah he said uh be seeing you and then he said wait wasp seeing you fuck uh and then the crew made it to the surface uh and the sea air for some reason helped nullify the effects of the ghost route and billy found perel fighting against the form of koi oh right oh yeah before uh spitting up a silver triangular coin sick that astute listeners will remember was used to pay the spirit koi for their guidance many seasons ago and everybody took a moment to uh catch their breath after that tuck it in and we're gonna see what happens next we're gonna see what happens next we're gonna see what happens next we're gonna see what happens next we're gonna see what happens next we're gonna see what happens next um um The old Sunstone Mines.

There was giant machinery around him, and he was a curious little boy. Yeah. Billy took the coin that Perel spit up and, quote, brought it back to his stuff. It's such a funny, like, rodent-like way to describe your life. And in attempting to find a place to hide the coin, opened up the teddy bear stolen from Jake the Jackal back in McCall and found a small McCallan music box that played a gentle lullaby when cranked. Cute.

And Ving attempted to commune with the spirits from this part of the ocean and had a terrible time. Oh, fuck, right. Yeah. Holy shit. Wasn't good. Yep. Saw all of the stressful spirit environs that had been encountered by people on the boat and then also saw a wall of fog with black ships emerging from it and felt teeth on his throat. Jeez. And wide black eyes. Oh, my God. Crocodile. Mm-hmm. Is what I think. Oh. The thing that killed you. And the thing that's gone from the world. Oh, right.

Whoa. And that is where we find our heroes now. We could do another perilous journey or we could cut to the rocky archipelago of the Four Frost Islands. Yeah. I thought it'd be funny to have some sort of, like, dinner scene. I don't know. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So everybody's having a nice meal. Yeah. You've got some tables have been brought up to the top deck. Like, everybody's, yeah. Wow. Al fresco. Al fresco. Because if we go down there, like, we're fucked. Yeah. It's still fucked up down there.

We're too scared. Yeah. Nobody wants to go back down. We keep having to Rochambeau to go downstairs. It's like, I don't want to go downstairs. Some parts of the boat look like they've been transmuted in some way. Like, there are leaves sprouting out of beams. Whoa. Yeah. Really? Holy shit. Not a lot of it, but some parts. Permanent? Seemingly. Wow. Wow.

So some tables have been brought up top deck and not Ted is preparing some meals for everybody unless someone else would like to roll manage provisions. I think Perel should prepare meals. Oh, yeah. He hasn't done anything. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I have been here. Go on. I can't because that's it. I've been here. I've been taking care of the M-O-N-K-E-Y. The Griffin. We all know there's a Griffin. Yeah. I've been taking care of Griff and we've been bonding. You named it. Yeah. Yeah.

It looks like a Griff. Aren't you a Griff little guy? You're a Griff. Griff. He likes it. Ashante Griff. Yeah. He actually does say Ashante and puts out his little claw hand. But Perel is like, all right. All right. Fine. I'll see what I can do. I'll try and make. Yeah. I'm going to make everybody a delicious meal. He's eyes got all shifty. What the fuck? What? What are you going to make for dinner? I'm just going to. I know a lot of recipes. I think we can all agree.

Why did you put quotes on recipes? Well, you know, it's what is cooking, if not the transmutation of food? And sure, maybe with transmutation, I used a unique mastery over another worldly energy force as opposed to my own two hands. But it's probably the same principle, more or less. So I'll see you guys soon. And he goes below deck and makes. Hmm. A bunch of noise. Steam sound. Steam sound. He's cooking like the Swedish chef from the Muppets. And he comes back up about 45 minutes later with.

Man, what was even left? What kind of food was even left below deck? Barrels. Spaghetti. Yeah. Mostly nuts. Wasn't tons of nuts. Lots of nuts. Lots of nuts. He didn't let him. Fruit and nut. Yeah. What if it's like leftover spaghetti noodles with a bunch of nut sauce? That sounds. Oh, nice. Put some sriracha in there. You got a. You got peanut sauce. Throw some briny seawater in there. You got yourself a ramen, my friend. That's not bad. Yeah. A ramen that might kill you.

At least make you hallucinate. So he comes up with like a bunch of bowls of nuts and lays them out. And he's like, hey, OK, just a little bit of an appetizer course. Kind of, you know, enjoy. Enjoy the nuts. And he is like laying them out on the table. Getting closer to you guys. Yeah. And he gets to the end of the table and he goes, that's all we have. Eat as many of those nuts as you can. There's nothing else. OK. There's nothing else. Zero.

I don't know what happened when you guys were down there, but the food is gone. So we look over and Crow has like a little food baby. Just laying down like, I don't come down often, but when I do, I make it worth it. Whose table are we sitting on? Whose table are we sitting on? Who's sitting on? It's one long table that's all along the deck. So like Maggie and Caroline are close to you. Perel sits down. Bruno is nearby and he keeps winking. What's up? Nothing. Wink. What is it? I wink back.

It's just like I'm on it. And he points at his own eyes and he points at everybody else. I know I'm on it. Wink. What are you on? Are you still on Ghost Route? Your side. I'm going to. Deal with the mutiny. No, the mutiny is over. What? That's. Remember when Maggie tied up all the mutineers? Yeah, that can't be it, though. Yeah, that's it. I did. It was like a one episode thing, man. They attacked us. The bunch of people died. Yeah, I know. I know that. Oh, you thought it was pirates.

And then the mutiny was going to happen after. I get. I get. No. What do you think a mutiny is? I honestly don't know. Oh, Bruno. I don't know. It's over. It's over. You did a good job, though. I did? Yeah. Okay. All right. And just then people at the other end of the table jump up. All right. Stick it up. This is a mutiny. Everybody pulls out guns. Yeah. All right. Cool. All right. Cool. No, that's fine. Everybody. And he stands up and he cleans his spoon on his glass. Click, click, click.

We grab our glasses and raise them. I just want to say congratulations to everybody on a successful. Successful counter mutiny. I think we can all agree that those filthy mutants got what they deserve. And anybody that may or may not have been involved at the beginning and then changed allegiances before it actually took place has total amnesty for the rest of our time on the ship. Peanuts like here, here. Agreed. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

And everybody just is there anything that you guys want to do during this dinner of specifically mutiny? Nuts only. Ving slides his nuts towards Tucker or Billy. Like, Billy, here, you can have my nuts. Oh, I can't. I can't do that. I did not. That was not. I didn't. I didn't want that. I didn't want to be here where I am now. Yeah. It's of. It's such a shame because I genuinely really enjoy the food group of nut. Yeah. But it is. You cannot say it.

You can't say that you love nuts without somebody going like, but there are food. Yeah. This is Bruno. No. I say that I love nuts all the time and people laugh at me, but there are great source of fats and minerals and I need my fats and minerals. And he flexes. He and then he grabs his rolls on either side. He jiggles. Look at all these fats and minerals in here. He's like a really like thick, strong, like he's not cut at all. He's just big. Love it. I need it.

Anyways, you guys were saying Billy could have those nuts. Yeah. If you want, Bill. I'll save them for later. Good idea. Yeah. And Maggie leans in. All right. So with the mutiny and with the supposed destruction of our food stores, we now have a lot more to do in the four frost than I initially thought. Okay. Let's lay out a plan. Maybe a little bit. Just half out. So we just go in there swinging. I mean, no one on this ship is has any sort of legal authority.

So as long as we just stick to our guns, we should be fine. We'll be welcomed. Not welcomed as welcome as you can be in a port like that. Is there a chance that there could be people there that expect the pirates that were trying to kill us to show up with the clear water? Yeah, I suppose. But maybe that's just like what it's like to be in league with pirates. Yeah. Seems like a hazard of the job. Yeah. Okay. They come back and say the stuff.

Sometimes the people come back that they were just trying to kill. Okay. I mean, we'll deal with it when we get there. You know? But we so we need to repair the ship. We need to stock up and we need to get some more crew. Right. And all of that stuff is going to take money. We need money. Yeah, we need money. So I'm really going to need to rely on you three in a way that I was not expecting to need to. What you need to steal money for you or make money or what? Or something. I'll do whatever.

I make a lot of money. Tuck is like flexing his arms as he's saying this. People love giving me money for doing stuff like this. Flex. I suppose we could sell that creature. No. What? No. What? Griff? We promised we wouldn't. You promised what? That he would be free. Yeah. You promised the bird, the Griffin, that it would be free. No, we promised the monkey. Okay. That's fine.

Suppose it's not mine to decide what to do with but uh we could try and sell this gold nug yeah oh yeah yeah that might be a little risky that's probably you know what that's actually probably the best thing uh for it is I can see if I can set up a sale yeah uh mediate some kind of deal for the the forger's gold and then hopefully you know we'll be out of town before anybody realizes what it is yeah okay and uh unless there's anything else you guys want to do with folks at this dinner I can't think of anything all right then we cut to midday tomorrow as you sail northward upon the edge of the sea of graves you feel a chill a strengthening in the air and snow starts to fall and it's just a gray snowy sorry sorry uh and the snow starts to get thicker and thicker before you know it's time to go to bed before you're just kind of like shrouded in snow uh the gray waters of the sea lapping at the sides of the ship and you see buildings first you see smoke rising over the horizon oh what normal amounts of smoke okay oh no yeah it talks like I think something's wrong there's smoke in the distance oh it's chimneys never mind oh it's a normal amount of smoke okay uh and then you see buildings and you see islands can you describe the buildings for us the buildings are mostly wood construction some are just like a boat cut in half and then tipped up on its side some are just houses regular wooden houses made out of ships and then there's like collections of smaller shanties near the sides oh arcing wooden bridges connect stony islands and near the back on one of the largest rocks there's an old stone fort that rises up into the sky whoa oh cool how tall is it it's like a small military fort it's not huge but it looks like it is of actual like military construction and probably pretty old whoa who lives there I ask does anybody know nope Spout Lore yeah you can spell lord about it perfect opportunity lore and it's been here for a long time so I get my wisdom yeah history you'll so that means you'll know the history of it not oh that's fun that might help us in our heist of it yeah seven nice great uh okay so what you know about this is that it was a light guard fort from when the light guard had more influence like this far out when they used to patrol the coast but a few hundred years ago their influence in this area started waning and they abandoned the fort whoa and then it over time looks like pirates moved in and started building a town around it what drove them out uh nothing drove them out they just lost influence in this area and decided to you know move stuff and resources and people closer to the city yeah was that when farhan was in charge or I guess the torch you could connect some dots that it seems like that's about when it lines up oh so he took over and then maybe as the influence of the um demon of zealotry became stronger people started like being the wide ranges who felt it started doing like journeys to mecca sort of thing yeah they started going on pilgrimages totally uh yeah so then you know the light guard there was a point where they were like there's no reason for us to be out here yeah then they just abandoned the fort and they just left the fort and they just left the fort cool what if they're cool light guards shit in there oh yeah for sure uh yeah so you know you see boats surrounding the town like that there's it doesn't look like there's a real solid like this is where the dock is it's like people dock wherever they can there are boats anchored further out there are boats anchored further out that are lashed to other boats creating like little flotillas so just everybody is scrambling around trying to dock and you bring it in there are boats anchored further out that are lashed to other boats creating like little smaller boats like wheeling around you you know just it's a pretty busy midday sort of time how big is the clear water compared to all the other boats like do we draw attention coming in uh yeah there are boats that are your size or bigger okay like it's all sizes definitely a boat this size always draws attention yes so the city's a fair size then yeah there's it seems like the kind of place where a lot of people just stay on their boats people come come to shore for like you know bars or whatever sort of entertainment shit or to trade but uh yeah you pull in and the clear water is docked what do you do hmm when they're they're we're fine here for some reason I think I feel like really nervous about this like we have to state our business or somebody's going to come up here and question us or try and rob us but yeah you do see there's a there's a a middle-aged woman uh with like long gray hair standing on the dock near your ship looking at you with her arms crossed duck waves hi she nods do we have to talk to you before we get off she nods okay we're going to talk to you okay I'll come talk state your business oh we're here just to do repairs on the ship and uh maybe pick up some work all right what's your name taint none of your business all right well taint it's nice to meet you uh you can hear her drawing breath from where you're standing so there's a there's a mortgage fee standard mortgage fee you know what it what is it your size let's say 50 coins a day she made that up on the spot go for less ving yells from the helm and then I'm like I feel like you might have made that up on the spot oh do you well 50 coins a day uh what if I don't pay it then you can turn around and leave can I bargain with you a little bit depends what are you offering and then tuck flexes his biceps wow what are you offering here I don't know whatever you want to do you want to do with all of this are you offering to have sex with this lady oh what uh not explicitly no I'm offering any kind of strong boy work okay roll 2d6 plus charisma for a uh what's the word parlay uh 12 12 that's a pass okay I'll make it 20 coins a day and I will be calling on you decent all right you got a deal my friend welcome to port four frost all right it was good to meet you taint do not call me that what's your name then bethelda bethelda can I call you beth yeah all right call me beth okay cool and she wanders off back down the dock and she pulls out like a book as she's leaving and starts writing in it I got 20 coins a day I yell back up as zero geysers parting you hit both of them say sucker I'm trying to gauge the the vibe of pulling up to the city too I have no idea oh great we should discern realities about this place to see how fucked up yeah so billy billy's uh he's coming down from the his his perch up the mast and this is what he's seen when he discerned reality okay uh eight eight so you get one question what here is useful or valuable to me okay so you're scanning sort of like the collection of buildings directly off the dock and you see a building that's leaning towards you and you see a building that's leaning towards you and you see a building that's leaning all over the fucking place.

It's like the bottom level leans to the right, the next level leans to the left. It looks like it's been built up over many years. And there are people coming in and out. They've got food and drink in their hands. There's smoke pouring out of a ton of chimneys that are coming out of all different spots of it. And there is a name that you can't read, but there is some sort of animal on the sign, and it looks like a really raucous, cozy, fun-looking little pub. Is that a coyote? The hound.

The hound? Awesome. All right. What you get from that is that seems to be the place to be in Fort Frost. I'm getting a real Weasley home vibe. Yeah. Well, I'm into it. I want to go. I want to go look around. Hey, Perel, do you want to get some lunch? And you turn to look at Perel, and he's got a curled-up tricorner hat with a feather on it and a vest and, like, boots and, you know, flowing pants and a flowing shirt, and he goes, hell yeah, I do. Whoa. Okay. You don't look that bad, actually.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he pulls an eye patch out of his pocket and puts it over one eye. There you go. There we go. You look great. Thank you. He's so clean compared to everyone else. Like, it's obvious he's in costume. If anybody says, hey, what's that guy's name? Call him my name. Tell him. Call him, tell him my name. Yes. Tell him my name. Should they call you by your name? My name's Colin, tell him my name. Yo, my name's Colum. Tell him my name. All right. Hey, Bing.

Yo. Tuck. What's up? Do you want to come to the pub thing there? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know us. Okay. And you guys head to the pub. You're walking across the docks, passing ships from every corner of the fucking world. Ooh, I want to fucking discern realities about these ships. See if there's anything I recognize. Ooh. 26 plus. Plus wisdom. Holy shit. 12. Okay. Three questions. What here is useful or valuable to me? Is Allison here? Why would she be everywhere?

Yeah, maybe the book is here. Maybe the fanny pack is here. All the magi are here. We found a fanny pack. Oh, right. We were talking about the market. Mears. Is Mears here? Is Hither and Yon here? Is the hound Hither and Yon? Are you Mears? He is Mears. Oh, Sean's gone. I'm sorry. I just got so overwhelmed by my emotion. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What here is useful or valuable?

So, Tuck, what you notice is you're walking down the dock and you smell a very familiar smell for just a second. It smells like earthy, like herbs, kind of like an incense sort of smell. Oh. Yeah. The magi. Is it the magi? It smells very reminiscent of your time in McCall. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Wait. Follow your nose. Yeah. Can I follow my nose? No, you're not a bloodhound. Oh, God. Humans can't do that. Fuck. Okay. So, Tuck starts pushing people out of the way to get to higher ground.

Picking them up and smelling each one of them. Higher ground? You're on a dock. Yeah. They're flat. What about all the ships that are piled up around us? You want to go onto a random ship in a pirate port? Yeah. Okay, sure. Tuck is like, he's in hunt mode now. Wow. And nothing can stop him unless someone kills him. Here we go. You know, what are you rolling? I'm getting on a ship or just climbing up high to look around and see if I can see a medjay.

Yeah, you don't really have to roll to climb up a ship because you get up a ship like you pull yourself up over the side and there's a sword pointed at your throat. Hey, what's up? Get off my boat. Okay. See you later. Clap your hands off and go, all right, not that one, guys. Yeah, I didn't see anything up there. You didn't see anything? I didn't see anything. But so, yeah, you smell, I smell a smell here. Oh, God. You smell a smell of time gone by. Okay. You have two more questions.

Yeah, I have two more questions. So what here was useful or valuable to me was that smell. Uh, what here is, yeah, give me that list. Shit. Is this what the questions are now is trying to figure out what's going on with the ship? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened here recently? Oh, okay. Yeah, because the smell lingers from what happened. Yeah. So you are looking around and you're like, oh, what's that smell? Yeah. I smell a smell and you're blundering around that end of the pier. Your nose first.

Your nostrils flared. And Tuck can flare his nostrils really big because he, for a year, he was just doing like jaw and nose exercises because he was worried that his jaw was too fat. And then he just grew a beard because he couldn't do anything about it. It turned out those exercises don't do shit. But they did make his nose huge. So he's sniffing around the end of the pier and you find lashed behind that boat where the guy pointed a sword at your throat.

A rickety, a rickety, a rickety rowboat that has a bunch of like handprints of like paints of various colors like blues and reds and yellows. Wait, so it's got a bunch of blue handprints on it? It's got paint all over it? Yellow and red. Does anyone else know what this is? No, I don't remember the Magi doing any handprint magic stuff. Should we know what this is, Sean? I would say so. Say so. The boat that was following you was the Blue Period and it was painted and it was Oh.

It's the Blue Period people. Oh. So they already, they're already here. God, we're so bad at solving mysteries. Literally a boat covered in paint. So they are here with Ghost Route. I mean, okay, so what you would assume is that this is one of the rowboats from the Blue Period. Not necessarily that it was covered in paint during the escape but that it probably got paint on it at some point. Okay.

So it just, it just means that whoever was on the Blue Period and escaped has already arrived here somehow. And it's just a rowboat, right? Yeah. Like in a, like a, like a, just a shitty rowboat that a sailboat would carry with it. Can't be too many people. I want to sink it. I don't want them following us. Yeah. Cool. I don't want them to leave. Okay. Nice. So how's Billy going to sink this boat? Okay.

So he takes out one of his daggers and he starts like, like cutting a big shitty hole in the bottom. Okay. Give me a defy danger strength to get your little arms to force through the wood. You can do it, Billy. You got a nine. Oh, I'll aid by distracting people over there, making a scene at the other end of the dock. Nice. I got 12. Holy shit. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And Tuck is standing in front of him to like block people from seeing that he's vandalizing this boat.

And you saw a couple pretty good sized holes in the boat just. Yeah. And I undo the rope that's holding it to the pier. I'm like, nice. We got you now. We got you. That was great. We pull out. There's a quick cut to the entirety of the port and all of the dozens of ships and boats that are readily available with signs that say rides for sale. Space available. Billy going, got you now, fuckers. There's no way you could follow us now, you motherfucker. No way off.

And what's the scene that Ving is making look like? Oh, he's standing really still and pretending to be a statue and then when people walk by and throw him a coin that he moves and tips his hat and like starts moving. Yeah. And you know, you make like three coins doing that. It's pretty cool. Sick. I can't believe I just gave you three coins for no reason. Yeah, I guess it does. It's for flair. It's like, you know, a collection of silvers and coppers that amounts to three coins. Great.

And you have one question left. What's about to happen? If you, hmm, this was, this is more like dot connecting than it is you guys like seeing some new information. But if you got to a place on a shitty rickety piece of shit boat and then you knew that you had to get somewhere else, you would probably look for somebody to give you a ride. Oh, yeah. You'd probably try and hire a new ship. Okay.

And Billy having seen that whatever this pub is seems to be the place to be, that's probably where people do business in town. Fucking sick. Well, I'm getting real Mos Eisley vibe from this town. Yeah, it's definitely like an Arctic seaside Mos Eisley. Awesome. Yeah. So that's probably, you imagine that they're going to go probably get some food, something to eat, something to drink, some rest, and then find a new ride off. All right. Unless they have other business here.

That's the other caveat is if they have business here, then they'll be doing that. They could be from here and, and have a, a bunch of friends. Could be. We could be stepping into their turf. And much like Mos Eisley, this seems like the kind of place where like there's a certain criminal element where that community, it's like, it's always like a work conference. You know what I mean? You're always running into people that you know. All right. Yeah.

So that's kind of, that's the vibe that you get. They're probably going to head to that pub to get some business done, but you don't necessarily know who you're looking for. Just that they might smell like incense. Before we walk in, I want to help Perel disguise himself a bit. What do you mean? This is perfect. It's not bad, but the hat is going to give you away. And if these are the Medjay, they're going to know it's you. Oh. Oh. It's great. It's awesome. But maybe not for this.

I'm wondering, you know what? You guys probably got this under control. I should probably go back to the boat, right? Yeah. I'll bring you back a sandwich. I just, I forgot about the Medjay. So, and he takes his hat. I'm going to go back to the boat. You fill me in later. All right. Bon voyage. Bye. And he starts walking and then walks faster and then basically runs back to the clear water. I patch feather thing. Mustache flying behind him.

Because, you know, don't forget, he got fucking worked over by the Medjay. Right. So did Ving. Ving is a warrior. Gotcha. Perel wishes every day that he could turn people to goo again, but he can't. So, yeah, you guys are alone now on the dock. And are you heading to the pub? Do you think that's your plan? Oh, hell yeah. Let's go to the hound. Let's go. Okay. So as you walk off the pier, you like, you know, walk up some steps that are hewn into the rock.

And this is a place where like whatever grass there was or moss or whatever is long since gone. It's mostly carved out like stone plazas. And then like if there's any sort of plant life, it's like grow beds and shit like that. But this area right off the docks is the busiest. There's stalls set up. There's like covered market areas. Oh, cool. There's music. There's performers. Like it's a really busy vibe. I feel like Mardi Gras kind of. Yeah. Well, Mardi Gras is more celebratory.

This feels like a night market. Okay. You know, like a Richmond night market kind of thing. It's packed. There's lots of stuff going on, people buying and selling. Is there rides here? No, there's no rides, sadly. Paul's smile left so quickly. When we arrive at the front door of the Hound, Tuck is holding a cotton candy. A giant teddy bear. Yeah. So there's a dog carved out of wood on the sign and people are coming in and out. There's like balconies that people are hanging out on.

This place is busy. Can we get a table for three and a booster seat for Billy? Yeah. There's a server at the front or a host at the front who leads you right to a table right in front of you. Right in the middle. Unfortunately, it's really busy right now. So all the booths are taken. Is it by the bathroom? Gross. It is. Yeah. People are coming in and out of the like saloon style doors. Oh, and every time the door swings, it coughs bathroom smell at you. Gross.

So, what do you, you know, here you go here at the menu. It's happy hour right now. We got some pretty good deals and he gives Billy what looks like a kid's menu with a little cup of crayons. So, I'll be your server. My name is Augustine and can I start? Start you off with some drinks, maybe. Yeah. Can I get someone else go first? It takes me so long to read these menus. There's so many pages. May I have a cup of gravy? Cup of gravy. I'll do a miso soup and a side of sake.

Miso soup and I'm so sorry. We're out of the sake. Oh, just give me some miso soup and a ball of vodka. Ah, good choice, sir. Good choice. And you, sir, I could come back. If you want me to give you a minute, I could come back. No, I'll get, um, can I get, can I get a cup of weak sauce and your forever gravy? What's, uh, sorry, weak sauce? Oh, you guys don't have weak sauce. Uh, forever gravy. We got the, we've got the gravy. I'm bringing the gravy for your, for your boy here. Okay.

And, uh, can I just get a cup of alcohol? Any kind. Any kind. Yeah. Do you want our grog? Yeah, I'll get a grog. It's on special. We got a jug. It's only, uh, you know, two coins or whatever. Oh yeah. Give me a jug of grog. Okay. And I'll be right back. If, uh, if you want any food, my name is Augustine. Augustine. Thank you. And he hobbles off to, uh, to go get your drinks. Okay. And you guys are struck by the variety of figure around you.

All people from all different parts of the world really dastardly types. Some, uh, some foppish gentleman thieves, people in plate armor. Like it's, it's just packed full of people. Is there a band playing? Uh, there is. Yeah. Really like, classic like accordions and violins. Oh, fun. Yeah. Doing the whole, uh, pirate song thing. Do we see any like magi looking guys or guys that look like they would have been in the blue period? You're gonna have to roll for that. I'll, I'll discern if you want.

Yeah. All right. Two to six plus wisdom. Five. Fuck. Okay. Market point experience. I was trying to be cool and I started coloring on my, on my map, but I'm like looking around like really side eyeing everyone looking too suspicious. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, you see, there are some figures, uh, off in the corner that have like their hoods up.

There are actually a lot of people in this place that have their hoods up, but unfortunately, once you start looking super suspicious, everybody with a hood turns away from you. Dang it. And it could be anyway. There's like six, six tables with really shadowy figures. Yeah. I'm gonna slide off my, uh, booster seat. Yeah. He's really getting good at sliding in that thing. I'm gonna investigate closer. Okay. I'm gonna walk up to the, the biggest group in the corner. Mm-hmm. They look shady.

Mm-hmm. And I tug on one of them. Yeah. Excuse me. Excuse me. And the third time you tug, they go like, and they lean down. Whoa. And they have like huge tusks. Whoa. Oh my God. What do you want? Uh, I'm sorry. I think I got the wrong table. Okay. Yeah. And it's like, it's a, it's an orc with like scrimshot tusks and like missing one eye, like an eyelid drooping over an empty socket. Holy shit. I'm just looking for my uncle. He said he'd be here.

And he turns and he goes, boys, anyone of you this kid's uncle? And you look up and they're all orcs. Uh, nevermind. Sorry. They, they were also wearing cloaks. So I'll, I'll go look over there. Uh, yeah. So it's not those guys. That's for sure. This big group of people. Okay. So I go to a different group. Um, can I hear any of like the conversation as I walk around? This is going to be a discern realities. Yeah. Holy shit. Two. Snake eyes.

It doesn't matter that I have one wisdom because it's three. Yeah. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. I'm just going to go. Okay. So I think what this is, is you go to each table in turn and you know, without a shadow of a doubt that they are not here or they are at least not in this room.

If the blue, the crew from the blue period or whoever was on that ship came to this place, they're not in this main room. There's somewhere else in the building. Yeah. So I'm, I'm pulling on another robe. Blue period. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Me excuse me yes yeah hi you drop this what I give him uh my copper spoon ah thank you you're welcome this is um definitely my spoon okay uh and I'm like looking I'm looking for my uncle is he with you what does your uncle look like he's wearing a cape any other distinguishing features he is he's got a nose it's not too big uh his cheeks on his face are very full the ones on his butt are flat you say uh he's got a nose and there's a guy with a missing nose it's like not me his cheeks are very fat and there's a gaunt dude that's like not me either dang it uh he has a a beard and he's bald there's a guy with uh no facial hair and a huge head of hair that's like couldn't be me all right it was very I'll keep looking good luck my boy I'm so sorry to interrupt thank you for finding my family spoon no problem guys I got this spoon from this stupid kid he just gave it to me and they all clink uh different colored spoons together whoa what yeah weird right as you walk away they go spoon boy I want to know the spoon boys spoon boys for life anyway I go back to my booster seat I don't think they're here fuck damn and augustine walks up with your drinks all right here are your drinks thank you gravy gravy vodka miso soup thank you can I get you anything any sort of meals I have a favor um to ask you and he he you see down at the bottom of the menu it says favors yeah five coins okay what can I get for you here's your five coins okay I uh I want to use my connections yeah to see if uh if he knows if any med guy around or have been in town please nine uh so what is a seven to nine on connections um I have to settle for something close or it comes with strings attached okay I'll settle for something close settle for something close uh I okay well I can tell you this much uh I have heard tell of some folk that are bear a similarity to the kinds of people that you're looking for they may have been here but they aren't now tell you that much when were they here they were here earlier today oh reason yeah and I I I stood outside their room and they said something that was too quiet for me to hear unfortunately and it sounded a little something like this that's them magi for sure but I I got the idea that they were waiting for someone oh shit uh-oh should we check their room yeah that's what I was hoping for oh yes hell yeah awesome let's go to their room okay we do what uh augustine we're friends now right no oh well no okay ducky looks crestfallen and he slurps over and just starts drinking gravy too fast augustine that wasn't very nice I don't know any of you I thought we were friends man my name is fat billy this is my dad slash mom thing My dad slash brother.

Talk. Yeah. All right. Yes. My name's Augustine. Like I said. And you're our new friend. Okay. What's the room number, man? Yeah. We just want to see if they left any clues. It's very important to us. I really shouldn't be telling you. Here. I give him the last of my gold coin. Yeah. All right. I was going to tell you anyways, but I wanted to see if you'd give me any more money. Yeah. They're in room 401. Oh, sick. You have four floors in this shithole. So, yeah.

Don't tell anybody I told you that. But, you know, here's their key. They're in room 401. What? The lock. You got to jiggle it a little bit. You gave us the key? Yeah. You are our friend. Oh, there's nobody staying there now. Oh. Yeah. Oh, they were there. They left. I said. We'll go find clues. Has housekeeping been by? Housekeeping. Perfect. And he walks away. Housekeeping. And he grabs a guy by the shoulder. They said house. He is an obstetrician. Housekeeping.

So, now you guys got a key in room 401. Okay. Perfect. Let's head up. I chug my gravy. I'm so excited. I chug my gravy, too. And we're in a competition. Yeah. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Can we roll to see who finishes it first? Yeah. Constitution. Ten. Ten. Got to go again. Two more gravies. Two more gravies. Two more gravies. They slide down the bar. Thanks, Aspirella. Here we go. Seven. Twelve. What? Twelve? Yeah. Do you want to go best out of three? No, it's fine. You win. Fair and square.

Billy's just covered in gravy now. Just the whole front of him. Bing's just slowly sipping on miso soup. Puts a bottle of vodka in his satchel. Just holding it in two hands. Sniffing it like, mmm. So cozy. God, I love these people. Just gravy all over our faces. Faces and stomachs. Yeah. I'm standing like, I'm standing waiting for Bing and I've just got like a huge mustache of gravy. Full pirate's beard. Yeah. Tuck's whole beard is full of gravy. It's just sodden.

And you head out into the spot or the area where like the rooms begin and you start climbing the very rickety zigzaggy stairs. The inside you now see this place is made out of so many different. Oh, wow. Like one whole staircase you walk up just rocks back and forth as you're walking up it. Part of the stairs are a rope ladder with knots tied up. Yeah. You have to climb up it. Exactly. Man, none of this is to code. This sucks.

I mean, it's to the pirate code, which is put what you want wherever the fuck you want and don't let anyone tell you what to do. And studs have to be nine inches apart. That's the only rule. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you get to the fourth floor and there is the roof is like glass, like light comes in through the roof. That's wicked. Yeah.

And there are rooms all around. You hear voices, laughter, shouting, the whole spectrum of human emotion going on around you. Cool. And you see room 401. Should we try it? Really? Oh, smart. I hate those dice. I'm going to use these ones. Trap expert. Plus dexterity. That's six. Would anyone like to aid me? For sure. I'm going to aid by, um, oh yeah, I do have that sunstone torch. Okay. It is pretty dark up here. Yeah. Okay. Sunstone torch. Aid. Nice. Eight. Fuck yeah. Okay.

So, uh, is there a trap here? And if so, what activates it? Uh, there is a trap. There is a trap here in that as you're approaching the door and you're like getting ready to do some, uh, thief expertise in, uh, you hear a thump from inside the room. What quality is thump? Uh, somebody moving around. And Tuck knocks on the door. Housekeeping. And you hear like a flurry of movement. Housekeeping. Now you don't hear anything. I hear you in there. Housekeeping. Housekeeping. Nothing.

God, I hope they don't know that there's no housekeeping in this hotel. Housekeeping. You don't hear anything. If I don't hear, if you don't say anything, I will come in. There's nothing. Oh, that's going. Okay. And Tuck's like, I'll block your guys' bodies. Cause I don't know. I feel like I'll be able to take whatever hit this is. He just opens the door and there is an empty room. Fuck. Discern realities. Okay. Yeah, totally. Just vacuuming. Vacuuming sounds. Vacuuming sounds. Eight. Eight.

So you get one question. Where the fuck is he? What's about to, what, what happened here recently? Okay. So you come into the room, pretty shitty room, couple beds, really thin, hay stuffed mattresses, you know, a shelf, a chest. Yeah. Tuck feels the sheets and he's like, these are like thread count, like 100. This sucks shit. You guys got to stay at the best Western by Wyndham hotels. They have. They have awesome sheets. The sexist spokesperson for the Wyndham hotels. Yeah.

The Wyndham hotels actually sponsors, spell Lord. Our podcast theoretically brought to you by Wyndham hotels. Um, and yeah, you see there's like dust on the ground. Like this is a dirty place for sure, but the curtain is pushed to the side and the window is slightly open. Tuck discerns realities. Okay. Yeah. At the window, right? Yeah. It's a different place. Yeah. The window. Uh, six plus. Wisdom. Wisdom. So I have six, uh, help. Yeah. Bill. Oh yes. Everybody's looking around.

Help me with your binoculars. Oh, fuck. Yeah. 10. Hell yeah. So you get one question. What should I be on the lookout for? Uh, so there is it, there's like, you know, the window opens into the air and then drops. There's like a stone cliff of the stone of the island. There are a couple buildings kind of off to the side. So whoever was here had to either drop. Down or climb up or be in a different room or whatever. Uh, but you see somebody running down the alley. Tuck jumps.

Oh, I think jumps to two huge figures. Jump out the fourth floor of this bill. I wouldn't have been worried for tuck is going to fucking die. We'll see about that. What do I roll? So you just taking it? Are you trying to angle towards something soft? I mean, sure. If there's something soft down, there's something soft down there. God, Vink, Jeff jumped too early. He is. I could possibly land on me. Uh, yeah. So who's going first? Tucker? I guess tuck said, I'm jumping.

So two to six was constitution. Doesn't sound like you're trying to do anything. So it's five plus three is eight. It's eight. Uh, yeah. You are going to take a debility. What? A whole debility? Dexterity. Oh, that's fine. I don't do any tech stuff anyway. Except chase people. Uh, you, you fall and you like, you know, kind of ping pong between the rock cliff and the building. You like slam through an awning and you land on your side and you feel your something in your like pop. Ah, fuck.

And it's a big, like your vision swims. You pass out for a second. Okay. I'm going to drink one of these wine would potion. Just pop it and start drinking. Yeah. I drink the whole thing. I'm pretty sure a healing potion can get rid of a debility. Yeah. Uh, just throw the empty bottle against the rocks. And Ving, what comes sailing down behind him? Uh, yeah. He's trying to like jump off the rock, jump off the house. Ting, ting, ting. That sounds like a light as a feather to me. Yeah. Dex.

I got a nine, nine. Okay. So what's a nine on light as a feather? Um, 10 plus. You do no problem. Seven to nine. Something goes wrong. GM tells you, uh, Billy is still in the room. That's fine. Go on with homie. I, I am of no help to you. Uh, and Ving, you like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Yeah. Right. And just land lightly on your feet next to talk. Who's pulling, pulling himself up off the ground, put yourself together, big boy. And then sprints by and chases down the guy.

And Tuck starts running behind him, huffing and puffing. And he's like, it's pretty cool how we both did kind of the same thing down that cliff in the building. Like back and forth. Like what we did it together. Ving is leading him out and running backwards, like listening to him to like kind of humor him. Oh God, how did I get winded so immediately? He's flashback chugging gravy. Like five minutes ago. Yeah. I drank three cups of gravy and just drank an entire bottle of shitty wine.

Uh, so this person has quite the lead on you. Okay. So, uh, in fact, they're like basically in one half a second, they're going to be out of sight. So what's your plan for tracking them down? I kind of want to light his feather up onto the little pieces of ship they're sticking out because it's a shittily made. So there's all these little knobs and footholds. Yeah.

And then jump up in the, in the air and gather whatever snow was falling into an owl shape around me with my element form and try and glide as far as I can to catch up with them. Hardcore. That's sick. Yeah. So do that. 2d6 plus dexterity for light as a feather. Okay. Dex light as feather. Nice. I got nine. Okay. Uh, something goes wrong. You can aid me by throwing me or something. Oh yeah. We could do an aid. Yeah.

Like where that thing where like you jump into my cradled hands and I jump off your face. I cradle my hands. And I'm planning on throwing you leaves off your forehead. Ow. Fuck. Sorry. 2d6 plus bond. Seven. Nice. So that makes it a 10. Great. So I get really high. I get, I was able to get high off a building and then jump up in the air. I'm going to try my elemental form, transmit my body into and bring snow around me and do an ass. No owl made out of snow. Hopefully I can get enough old seven.

So I get two hold two old. That's not bad. Yeah. So now you are a snow, owl made out of snow. Yeah. Like a snow owl glider. Pretty sick. Yeah. Wow. That's so cool. And people would just look up and see snow. People would look up and see an owl made out of snow. So make no mistake. Is it daytime or nighttime right now? Uh, I'm when I said, you said you guys got here. It was like midday. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So it's still kind of day moving into night, but is it like the streets are really narrow?

So it's very dark. Yeah. Down on the street level. It's definitely darker. There's like people in the window being like, Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. Buildings built really close together. You can build your building wherever you want to build it. So some of them are built just like over an alley on top of two buildings, kind of bridging them together, but not connected to those two buildings. Yeah. Okay. I'm above the person. I hope.

Uh, yeah, you will, you can, you know, you can use one of your hole to kind of track them down and you see this cloaked figure running through the twisty turny alleys. Okay. I'll drop my other hold to land on them. You just like dive bomb. Yeah. Basically as a snow owl. Yeah. As the owls coming down talons first and then the snow's like, and fades away and it's just him like, yeah. No, no drop. Yeah. And you hit them in the back and take them down to the ground.

The weight of your body here, like, and roll over and you're on top of them with your like arm on their chest. And you're looking into the face of sweet Caroline. What? What? What the fuck? She takes that opportunity of your shock to kind of flip kick you off of her. Like, over top of her body and she gets up and starts to run the other. No. Can I catch up? Because he, he slowed her down. She sees you barreling down the alley and she like darts to the side and leaps through like a window. Fuck.

And then tuck turns, just turns and runs through the wall. That is the same as the window that you jumped through. All right. Two D six plus strength. Strength. 10. Nice. From, from, from the inside, we cut to the inside of the building. We see Caroline like dive through an open window park or half a second later. Boom. As tuck comes bursting through it. You're just like in a house. You're in somebody's house and she's running. She dives over a table.

There's a pirate family, little pirate children, little tiny pirate, little baby hook hands. A birthday party, and she slides underneath the table, dodging the pirate cake. Tuck runs through the table. Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. And she like opens the door and runs out onto the street. Chuck runs through the wall next to the door. The open door. Ving's taking chase too. Yeah, totally. Ving is behind. So sorry, so sorry. Like flipping gold, copper coins to everyone.

But sorry, sorry. Yeah. And she's, she runs like into a more crowded market area. We cut back to Billy. I am discerning realities around the room. Yeah. Discern realities. We're coming up on the kind of last clues that you can glean from this. One room. Yeah, but I'm good at scrubbing around. Oh yeah. Uh, nine. Perfect. So you get one question. What here is not what it appears to be.

Um, you are, as you so delicately put it, scrubbing around and you are on your hands and knees, which, which makes you like a foot tall, kind of rolling around on the ground, like a Roomba, looking for clues, a Klumba. Bumping into the corner. Yeah. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, bumping into the corner. You find under the bed tucked into the frame. What looks like a folded piece of paper.

And it has a word on it. And you can't read, but the first letter sure looks a lot like a B. Okay. I tuck that way. I don't know what else to do. I don't know if they're coming back or if I should look for them. So do you just run back out of the building? Just runs out, though. I just picked him running. All right. Jumps out the window. Woo! Worked for everyone else. So Billy does try to leave through the window. He's being really careful, though. He's got one leg searching for something.

So slow. Just waving in the wind behind him. His little feet kicking down, trying to find a foot mold. Yeah. So I get down. Fine. It took a while. I'm like, oh. You hear off in the distance. Oh, no. That surprised me. So I fall off. The last six feet. Yeah. And I run towards it. I've got the note securely tucked away. You hear, I'm sorry. Sorry.

And if you run, you run back around the building and you see tuck charging through a crowd of people and you see the flapping gray hair of Ving behind him. Out of the way, people. You can't see who they're chasing, but you assume it's the same person. Okay. So I run after Ving. All right. Give me a defy danger dexterity to kind of move fast enough to get to them. Eleven. Fuck. Okay. Shit. Ving, very suddenly you feel a weight on one of your calves. Billy. Hi. Hey. I'm climbing up Ving.

Good catching up, bud. Thank you. I found a note. I need you to read it later. Oh. Okay. Just try and hold it in front of his face right now. And it's just like. I'll read it later. I'll read it later. I'll read it later. Okay. Tuck, you are quickly losing sight of Caroline. Oh, God. She's fast. She is fast. And I'm not. You're going to have to do something tricky, I think, if you want to stop her. Oh, can I throw? Can I throw a thing? Yeah, definitely. Okay. Okay. So.

Oh, I'm going to throw a dagger. Just try to slow her down. I won't. I don't want to kill her, though. Ving goes into like gimbal mode where he's just like he's running, but he keeps his top of his body. He's really still. He's totally still. He's in like steady cam mode. The other one's a one. Wow. Not good. So I think that this failure might mean that she escapes. Wait. Can I use fairy child? What does fairy child do? I can turn a failed roll into a seven to nine. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So what are you trying to do with this dagger? Just hit her? Hit her in something non-lethal like her side. Not too deep. Non-lethal like her kidneys. Oh, shit. Like her butt, maybe? Yeah, her butt. You're trying to like trip her, like hit her in the leg or like. Hit her butt. Hit her butt. Okay. So you whip a dagger and it shoots out with the preternatural strength and speed that Billy has exhibited in the past. And it hits her in the butt. And she.

Yells and stumbles and like trips over some barrels. I think jumps over tuck. Okay. Yeah. Light as a feather. Yeah. Because she's like getting up and getting ready to move. Yeah. Nine. Okay. Oh, I can help you. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Billy jumps off so that you can do light as a feather easier. Oh, nice. I was going to throw you ahead of me so that you're there. You're like you, me, tuck. Well, I failed. Okay. Oh, fuck. So it's a seven to nine, which something goes wrong. Yeah. You tell me what?

You throw Billy and you're like sailing through the air with Billy just ahead of you. And you see Caroline pull the night. She grimaces as she pulls the dagger out of her butt and she sees Billy coming and she grabs him and she holds the knife to Billy. Whoa. And where do I land in all this? Right in front of her. Like you just poop right in front of her. Put the knife down. Back off. Put the boy down. I back off. I take one step back. And then tuck runs up at this point.

It's just like, Caroline, come back over here. Don't follow me. Wait, what are you doing? Don't follow me. Why? What are you doing? Threatening you. Put him down. Oh, while she's doing that, I'm going to apply fairy dust to put her to sleep. Okay. So I got it's plus charisma. Yeah. Got a five, seven. Okay. Seven to nine. Choose one. It affects a group of people. They stay asleep for a good amount of time. You can do it from a distance. Uh, they stay asleep for a good amount of time. Okay.

So what? You just like sneeze and a bunch of dust puffs up in her face. Yeah. I look up at her face. I sneeze into it. Yeah. A bunch of glittery dust poofs out of Billy and she goes off. Fuck. And she stumbles back and drops the knife, drops Billy. I grabbed the knife. I catch her. Yeah. And she just goes limp in your arms. I can relate. Uh, okay. Yeah. So sweet Caroline. I'd tie her up. Okay. Uh, we should probably take her back to the clear water. Try and figure out what the fuck's going on.

Yeah. I didn't want to search her, discern her reality. Can I like pat her down? See if she has anything of use on her. Yeah, totally. Do I need to discern reality? Yeah. I mean like you can search her, but yeah. Okay. I got, yeah. 11. 11. Okay. You get three questions. Uh, what here is valuable? Useful to me? Uh, you are. You're patting her down and, uh. We've probably taken her into an alleyway at this point. Yeah. She's not doing it in the middle of a fucking market.

She's like crying, screaming people like a direct line behind us. Right. Yeah. If Port Four Frost has any sort of, uh, militia or guard, they are going to be here very soon. Yeah. So you are patting her, uh, thing and you find something kind of stashed at the small of her back and, uh, you pull it out and it's wrapped in like a rough kind of suede cloth. Yeah. This is probably nothing. Throws it over his shoulder. Opens it. Uh, you open it and your mind for it.

Like you have a flashback and you just drop it on the ground. What the fuck? Oh my God. Uh, you guys see what looks like a yellowed bone tooth wrapped in a leather, like with a leather hand wrap, uh, and like carved on one side to have a sharp edge. That must be like the ceremony knife. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Shit. Bing, is this the knife that they used on you? It must be. I think so. It is. Oh my God. I wrap it. I, I grab it with the cloth. Mm-hmm. Stash it. Mm-hmm.

Sweet Caroline's a magi or she's working with them. Wait, Billy, what did that note say? I don't know. It's got a B on it though. Can you read it? I grab it out. These are really hard to identify. That's pretty good. Well, I read it. Is it just a piece of paper or is it an envelope? Uh, it's a folded up piece of paper. I unfold it. Uh, yeah. Okay. So it says, Billy, I kept my word as long as I could. Oh, it's the book guy. Oh no. Irk. Irk. Um, who's really in control here? Okay.

Something that you would remember is Irk, when you guys shook him down all those, uh, weeks ago or whatever, told you that they were contacted by an orc that like contracted them in tracking Bing down. Is Caroline a magi? Yeah. Okay. All you know is that, all you know is that no, that they worked for her. She, she hired them functionally. Wait, did she hire them to fuck up Bing? Yeah. That's what Irk said. Oh shit. Do you think Maggie has anything to do with this?

Is she being playing along with us? She might've been then. Who's really in control here? You said that. What's not, what, here's not what it appears to be. Um. And don't say it cloaks a robe. I think that it stands to reason. That your current situation is not exactly what you believe it is with Maggie pearls on the boat. Oh fuck. What does she wanted us off the boat so she could take Pearl? Oh my God. Fuck. And tuck throws Caroline on his back and starts running to the dock.

You run like through the crowd. You're, you're like pushing your way through the market. You see some like people in a, in a, a variety of uniform, all carrying weapons being like, Hey, pointing at you. No time. And you, uh, you run to the dock and you, even as you're approaching, you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And you get to the pier and you see the clear water sailing off. No. No. No. And that's where we're going to end it for this week.

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